What is it about Van Dijk that makes Yea Forums SEETHE so much?

What is it about Van Dijk that makes Yea Forums SEETHE so much?

Is it the amazing defending?

Is it the money?

Is it the fact he's 6'4 and you're a 6'0 manlet?

Is it the fact that he is, dare I say it, the best CB in the world?

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Liverslip
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a successful man with a dark complexion always makes Yea Forums seethe
just look at hamilton and how much /f1/ hates him

He can't tackle

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he got to fuck Georgie Lyall and I didn't

So did many other men. That's not a reason.

he dont make me mad, but its just weird that a club paid so much for a fucking defender

if anything, we are laughing at liverpool

>most expensive defender in the world
>most expensive goalkeeper in the world
>2nd top scorer in the world

>still dont win shit

he plays for Liverpool

Why are they wearing shoes at home and even have them on the couch. Disgusting.

he got it for free though
it means more that way

get some sleep, grandpa

>Virgil Power rankings
>1 Virgil (Thunderbirds)
>2 Virgil (Roman Poet)
> 3 Virgil (WWE)

> Power gap

> 99 Virgil (that shitter from slipeerpool)

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He doesnt need to because tackeling is a risky meme if you have good positioning u never need to tackle

So you're saying he has bad positioning

allison is the most expensive gk in the world? wtf

Mercenaries aren't cheap

Thought ariiziba-disrespect-my-manager was the most expensive?

>He can't tackle

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based man mountain

My gf is white and she says she doesn't find it appealing as she doesn't like black guys.

yes, kepa and alisson are the most expensive ones in history

>the absolute state of the """""premier""""" league

It’s the fact he’s gonna win a treble with Liverpool and win won for the Lands in 2020

>stirlel

>Caribbean manlet being manhandled by a Dutch-Surinamese master race mutt
BASED

>le not even a top 20 CB man

>manlets trying to get on another man's back

When will they learn?