/box/ - End of Khan Edition

Throw a fucking jab Dave

Can't believe how slow Browne's punches are. He's won the round though. Papi Rhino only looking for the overhand right

They look slow af even for heavyweights

Nope. It's a different show in New York

That card isn't until later. Approximately 3 bongs from now.

Why doesn't he gtfo to rebbit? We dont want namefags here

Because they're both fat plodders

Dave Allen always looks so small for how much he weighs

topkek
webcamjackers.com/video/amir-khan-big-cock-wank-video-14534.html

fucking hell browne is shot to bits, how can a human be so slow? hes 40 not 140.

he kills price btw

Looks like Browne is back on the juice.

Browne isn't doing that bad even though he's super slow

Allen's frozen here. This is easy work for Browne and I doubt it's sapping his energy.

oh I forgot it would be in america. Thought it was uk because btsports been plugging the shit out of it

only 5 lbs difference between these two somehow

Browne is literally going to gas in a round

Browne 2-0 Allen

Why are you so mad lad?

the boomer is poaching the rhino

He probably has a long torso

>this is a main event on a PPV

much better shape than he was in for Whyte

what were you doing on that site lad?

To be honest lads this is standard Allen, guy is a meatshield and takes them on the chin

he will still win. Allen is that bad

12 rounds!

ha ha, no chance

Kek

... that was the fight huh

Comfortable for Browne so far, no jab to build off and he's too easy to hit

Browne is schooling White Rhino the fuck

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BASED DAVE

Just tuned in, I thought Chisora was the main event

Hahahahahahaha

IMAGINE BEING SUCH A HEARTLET YOU GET BEAT BY A DAVE ALLEN BODYSHOT

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED FUCKING ALLEN

say it with me. Dave "The GOAT" Allen.

FUCKIN HELL LOOL

Dive?

Who remembers when Browne was considered as a legitimate opponent for David Haye?

yikes

nvm

HAHAHAHAHA

Fixed

Where we going for streams tonight?

YIKES

>2 FIGHTS TILL AJ
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Dave Allen sleeps Joshua in front of a sold out Wembley Stadium in 2020.

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Free la

Big Dave saves the night, White Rhino haters eternally btfo

Las Vegas or Maddison square garden next?

Now I know why Allen was the bookies favorite, absolutely 100% fixed fight

He should have been 10/1

rigged

Papi de la O2 Arena is so fucking based

Did you hear that though? That was a vicious power shot and Bronwe is an old man

DAVE ALLEN VS DAVID PRICE FUCKING NOW

Ffs my stream just switched over to another channel before the shot.. webm anyone?

fucking pathetic, browne has aged 40 years in the last 3. he needs to retire. he should have kicked on after the chagaev win, but was stiched up, a real shame but theres no point continuing, that was useless.

why is boxing so awful nowadays? like 5 best vs. best fights a year, tops.

Nah I think he just couldn't have been fucked.

is that the biggest meme fight in British history?

>PPV

he was coughing up blood when we went down any webm ?

STREAMMMM

hearn paid off browne well i see

looks that way.

allen then price in brownes contract, for what 80k?

why not bung him100k now for a dive so matchroon can continue paying allen in milkybars to headline their non ppv obligations.

for the Puerto Rican knee pad merchant

you're memeing, but it is definitely getting made

New AJ opponent confirmed

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Watching the replay that is no fix. Smashed him in the liver

Boxing*sylum and spee BTFO, based white rhino

He was moving like a middleweight in the fight, obviously juiced to the gills with some endurance PEDS

He hasn't looked like 10% of the fighter since that performance

Have to blame the fighters themselves.

my stream switch to iron maiden documentary, not even mad

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webm?

He broke his nose with the jab a few seconds earlier that was where the blood was from. He didn't have the heart to get up after those two

Yeah it was a solid body shot

Boxing Asylum on suicide watch

I like those guys but I'm sure they are SEETHING

Liver is on the left side. Browne is just an old fuck and couldn't be bothered.

>He was moving like a middleweight in the fight

no he wasnt, he was slow but had good hand speed, and was still getting beat by dead meat chagaev untill he pulled that massive shot out

its right you nonce

I can't stop laughing. That fight ending was so fucking shit.

That was pretty brutal tbf I've never seen a boxer start bleeding through the nose from a liver shot

liver is on the right side

It’s either that or Allen vs Joyce

Wait my bad I got that mixed up.

Based Irish retard

lmao what

Who else is ordering the pay-per-view?

He talks so much shit

What is /box/'s general thoughts on Khan?

Browne's too old to take those punches, he started well

>Irish does not know on which side the liver is.

Is that why they have glass bodies ? They do not defend the right side

Peach

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Irish livers are on the left side

he should stop wanking off on skype

was a nice counter NGL

I GET CONFUSED. I'm thinking from sparring that I'm aiming for the left side since you're facing your opponent

Good fighter, fights top opponents. Great hand speed but gets caught by good shots on the chin

Good career, should retire soon

Why do we have female commentators again?

exciting fighter, likes to bang but has a glass chin

also retarded

Fastest hands to this day. Pretty shit defence but he's had some fantastic fights and is always willing to fight anybody regardless of the danger so I respect him

Stop riding Margo's nuts. Margarito is a disgrace not only to Mexico but to boxing. He got his license removed because he's a no skill cheat.

The GOAT. Technically, he's never actually lost a fight before in his life when you think about it logically and Mayweather ducked him.

>always willing to fight anybody regardless of the danger so I respect him

make no mistake it’s always been in his and the promoters financial interest to enter these fights, if it wasn’t he wouldn’t.

stream?

>when you think about it logically

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I feel that he would've put Mayweather's arrogance to a rest.

>ESPN2's undercard coverage has gone on 20 minutes without showing a damn fight

FUCKING CHUMPS!!

He would have made far more fighting Brook though

any fights tonight worth watching?

He also beat Sergio Martinez. Let me guess he was using plaster back then too. Ur a faggot who can't accept that Cotto is soft against certain styles. Yeah he could beat Alfonso gomez, but shit man, look at his fight w/ a washed up Mayorga, even in that fight he was getting beat up.

Delusional chinlet carried by muzzies and britcasuals.

Otherwise he was an elite in the old amateur system, he never really adapted his style to pros and his shit chin.
The fact that he's a bit retarded doesn't help, load of heart tho always make good fight.

crackstreams.com/boxing/1/

AND THERES FIGHTS HAPPENING IN THE BACKGROUND TOO
Makes me furious

People will watch the brook fight regardless of the result against Crawford because people will start saying shit like:

>no shame losing to Crawford

Chinlet with elite hand speed

His face-to-fist style is the best in the sport.

>Wake up Loma

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This ESPN2 coverage sucks

Jesus Christ it is terrible

>advertising that Khan is a literal cuck
Lmao

how long until khan?

>Briedis
Roid monkey. Should've been banned.
>Peterson
Most blatant example of corruption in boxing ever
>Canelo
Cruiserweight vs Lightweight. Fight should never have been sanctioned
>Garcia
Doesn't count.

It's that simple when you view the matter factually and objectively.

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probably 4.5 hours

Now that's a fight I would've liked to see a rematch. When they first fought it was early in Sergio's career. I'm sure Sergio would have killed him in a rematch back when he rose to fame in the US. I mean look what he did to Pavlik and Williams.

Is this the undercard broadcast or the pre-fight hype show?

With the webm now available will the anons saying it was a fix please apologise to Papi Rhino and the big Aussie cunt?

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Kahn vs Brook should have happened 3 years ago

tfw Crawford loses a point for turning his back

This the Brook fight is always there as a last payday for Khan. But he might as well have a last hurrah of challenging for titles in the meantime

fuck staying up for thekhan fight

I just hope that he goes away for at least 6 months with a proper trainer and takes boxing seriously before he has another fight. Because he unironically is 2 wins away from fighting AJ because of his support

I might stay up for it, but am I fuck paying for it

>Garcia
>Doesn't count.
based

The sole fact that Khan didn't get iced by a prime Maidana is a testament to his sheer willpower if nothing else.

>fuck staying up for thekhan fight

I honestly don't know why anyone would do that. Just download it the next day.

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Finally ESPN2 is about to show some goddamn fights

I'm staying up because I am a cool guy 8)

Fuck bitch ass max kellerman. fuck that bitch ass pussy. I would love to punch him in his bitch ass face.

Could ESPN and Top Rank really not find better fights for the undercard? What a disgrace.

Nothing beats watching a Khan heemage live

Jefferson City, MO.
>I literally know where that is

FUCK YOU MAX RULES.

>the Bolivian shows up
my nigga, where have you been?

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The guy fighting the Indian literally gassed after half a round

Jesus.. they are slow as fuck.

So is this Crawford guy actually quite good?
How can I meme on a friend who's a big Khan fan?

>quite good
he's hot shit mate
wouldn't pick prime khan to even get close

call him a glass jaw paki bastard.. seems to work when i picked up my chicken korma earlier

Post a Khan stream boyz

Tell him crawfords a bum and there is no way khan loses

Disgraceful

Krishan is clowning on this goof

his brother got murdered by a black boxer yet he still shills for the sport

studying like a fucking maniac, got a surgery exam on tuesday but I wouldn't miss the opportunity to see Khan get slept live w/ the /box/ casuals for anything.

Isn't it a few hours too early?

>got a surgery exam on tuesday
bro I don't know if you're trolling but I'm still a superior orthopedist

He shills for nigs you mean

Haven't even gotten to trauma/ortho content yet. Test is about GI surgery (Ulcers, Upper/lower bleeds, bariatric surgery, diverticulitis etc.)

>HANDZ
>Has no hands

Imagine getting pieced up by a poo in the loo

Sergio needed that experience to improve. Margarito peaked earlier. By the time Sergio peaked he would've beat Margarito because by that time Margarito had a lot of tough fights.

ask Errol Spence about it

Josh Kelly is a fucking meme but that Joe Cordina guy looked decent.

How long until the Shakur fight?

2 hours or so

Have you guys stopped arguing about my knee yet?

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did you ever go to the doctor u fuckin cheeky kunt

Nope, it almost never hurts anymore, the other day it hurt a bit I was spending too much time sitting cause of work, overall it's probably around 95% healed up and doesn't stop me from doing anything.

This nigga Anthony Johnson switched drug tests with Big Baby. G String's test probably shows a bunch of cheeseburgers

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How many bongs till Khan/Crawford? 3?

so did u go back to train yet u lazy fuck

hearn definitely has VADA in his pocket.

Milllerposting has notoriously declined in quality since he popped for peds. You should try to make more creative posts

Yeah, I only took 2-3 weeks off, then started training without squats or jumping or running, then slowly added skipping rope and light runs, now I do everything, little pain just reminds me to do proper squats and not fuck up the posture.

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lmaoing @ this nigger that can't even knock out a woman asking to be co-main event

He does it again

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>the butcher of Burns
>the incinerator of Indongo
>the punisher of Postol
>the humiliator of Horn
>the bane of Benavidez

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Based

>Dogboe
wait mixed dogboe with Indongo, disregard that I suck cocks

The gorer of Gamboa

The Killer of Khan

RIP to Khan

The King of Khan

THIS UNDERCARD SUCKS

how could you forget the name of the marvellous fighter he took all the 140 belts from, thus making him unquestioned p4p number one?

idk these wh*tes have been putting up a good scrap so far. Lets hope the irishman doesn't get GLASSED

why does bolivia pretend he's studying to become a doctor when he constantly shits out 50 IQ self-hating typical Yea Forums posts almost every day of the week?

Plus getting to see Teofimo is worth all the shitty fights for me *

bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/47998043

Failed drug tests are racist

why u mad tho

not mad at all, just curious. feeling a bit of pity and disdain as well.

Crawford has a very intimidating presence.

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ain't watching no shit undercard, when is the Khan fight supposed to start? i need it in EST to avoid confusion

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because he got schooled on medicine by me.

>50 IQ
That doesn't rule out med school. In fact, it would even indicate that. Doctors are dumb af.

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>Doctors are dumb af.
My neighbor is a doctor and he's a dumb dumb

Based

give us some links. i wanna see my boy danny garcia

>brazil

Lmao

Took more time for the ref to explain the rules than the actual fight

Berlanga didn't look half bad

New Tyson tbqh

damn i missed the tko

same

>omg guys he's mike Tyson 10 Jo's in the first round! Brooklyn!!1

Yeah they can all that and ram it up their ass fucking top rank

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Is danny garcia's fight gonna be a banger, or just a keep busy fight?

man terrence's team seems wholesome

crawford was a cute kid

Are you having a stroke? What are you trying to say?

crawford is a fag isnt he?

Man, I hate boxingscene sometimes. It's as if they got a shitty template to title articles.

xboxer in beast mode.
xboxer smiles: "I got this"
xboxer grinding hard

fucking pedo

>they came up banging, they grew up banging each other
lol

>ESPN boxing
SO, how many times will they suck off Terence Crawford tonight?
How many times will they suck off illegal alien invaders tonight?

>Kellerman choking on Ward's balls already
jesus christ

It's kelly da man. That;s what he does. You might not like it, but that's how he ensures the story of the fight.

based

Seeing his opponents record... It seems an easy fight for Garcia. Early rounds TKO or KO I'll say.

Back then I worked in the radiology department of a hospital for about a year and they were all dumb, especially interns who just came out of med school. Not only were they stupid, they lacked basic knowledge of physics and I'm talking about basic shit like knowing how a fridge works or the outlines nuclear decay. I'm not trying to sound funny or something but I'm scared of doctors. I don't go there unless I absolutely have to (heart attack or broken leg).

>it's another episode of the rad-tech virgin being jealous of the chad doctor

A classic

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>jealous of wagecucks with a meme non-STEM degree who work like elephants and still earn less than me

Well if you mayo boiis were good at fighting you wouldn’t have this problem.

>23 brothers and 12 sisters
What the FUCK is happening in the DR?

Latinos love sex and there food isn’t poison

Dumb Wh*toids giving them aid instead of letting them naturally starve to death.

Adames looks fucking huge what weight class is this?

God damn, that's the best Heavyweight liver shot i've seen in awhile.

Maybe you're earning more than german cuck doctors but you sure as hell aren't making anywhere near US attending salaries. Keep hating rad-tech nerd

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You can't even imagine how much I despise tattoos.

whys every american advertisement sound like rick and morty?

>becoming a doctor in the year 2019

your getting automated lad

ryan garcia vs brandon figueroa when?
battle of the pretty bois

dominicans arent latinos. they island niggers like ricans

It's disgusting how normalised they are becoming. Half the kids in college today have some sort of tattoo or will get some.

>Keep hating rad-tech
When did I hate rad tech? I only hate doctors. Physicists are doing the real work there.

>but you sure as hell aren't making anywhere near US attending salaries.
How would you know? I'm not even in that field anymore, I have been self employed ever since. .

i have this gorgeous cousin i had the biggest crush on when i was younger.

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>my aunt and uncle are cousins and they got married
my dad doesnt like to talk about it lol

Is this worth staying up for or is Khan going to get chinned in the first 4 rounds?

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Worst part is this: smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/tattoos-can-be-much-more-skin-deep-180964881/

Its worth staying up for that exact reason

resume memes need to come back

I said that you were a rad-tech nerd not that you hated rad-techs
>How would you know? I'm not even in that field anymore
because even the lowest paying specialties clear 180-200k a year (can easily earn more in rural areas), with high-end specialties like ortho and radiology easily getting +500k a year. My hats off to you if you went from being a rad-tech to a job that pays more than that.

phew

This

I turned to the Fox undercard to see who was fighting and
>Interim wba world super bantamweight title
Nuke the wba from orbit

Honestly bros I’m going to ditch boxing and start watching mma.

Shit skins breed like rabbits because that's all they know how to do and they beg prosperous countries for aid

>Friday April 26 - DAZN US Sky Sports UK
Srisaket Sor Rungvisai vs Juan Francisco Estrada
Daniel Roman vs TJ Doheny

Card of the year. I cannot wait.

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>smiles

My favorite one.

There is too much shit to watch tonight

We don't have these kind of wages in Germany. Wagecucks earning over 100k in Germany are exceptions. Last 2 years I've made more than that but that's not really what counts for me. The difference is I maybe work 10 hours per week, don't have to get up at 6 in the morning and have lots of free time. For me personally, nothing is more valuable than free time.

The more children you have the more chance one of them makes it. Like this boxer.

Don't forget to buy your Shit Stick postal service lads, send them ahead of time!

>not watching both
fucking pleb

>what is email 2019

>not watching every type of combat sport under the sun including chess boxing

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Viktor Postol?

How long no bully pls

Fuck, Figueroa's sister is cute as fuck. Looks better than Degale's sister

Come back in 2 hours for the main event

quitting on your stool should carry an automatic 1 year suspension

Thanks user

Hate corners/trainers like that. If the fighter says stop and he's lost every round there's no point

Depending on the specialty your hours can actually be surprisingly manageable, plus a lot of doctors (if not most) are in medicine not just for the money but for the patient interaction and feeling like they are taking care of people. Being able to save someone's life might very well be worth the sacrifice of working long hours and having no free time. That's why people are more impressed when you tell them you're a doctor than when you tell them you're a technician.

Banter aside most important advances in medical imaging and procedures have been made thanks to physicists and engineers so I have a great deal of respect for any STEM graduate, but in the United States at least, most STEM graduates won't ever see the kind of money an MD does. So it's kind of funny when you say the doctors are wagecucks

>1 year suspension
They should cut your balls off because obviously you don't need them anymore

Most MD' in the US who didn't have mommy and daddy to pay for med school are in debt.

Yeah one of the reasons i'm considering psychiatry if I get into to med school

Was that a fucking tranny?

yeah nigga how many rounds you gone?

Are you Pakistani? Are you going to marry a qt cousin?

Age of Khan more like. This is Amir's redemption arc. He's going to fuck up and stop Crawford, or win a lopsided UD. Screencap this post.

>found the pussy

instagram.com/omayraliliane/?hl=en

I's like that to happen just so I can hear the faggots on ESPN cry

Main event starting soon or still long ways to go?

With the kind of money you earn after residency you can pay your entire student debt back in

Wonder how he feels knowing his sister is a slut

crawford has to have a rematch clause just in case right? This is khan's last fight with matchroom and he could walk away from this fight with a belt as a free agent

Do these girls who do big butt instagram training realize that they look retarded?

Stand and clang, motherfucker

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It's going to happen trust me. I'm one of the few that believes Khan would have made it a close fight with Mayweather.

>This is khan's last fight with matchroom

ah right i see why Hearn was pissed at him for taking this fight now.

Hearn is a right snidey greedy little cunt fair play

>tfw no qt Latinas in my country
ahhh fuck, send them pls

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any links?

Prob around 11 ET

Word around the block is that psychiatry is getting really competitive because of the relatively short hours and the ability to set up your own practice much more easily than other specialties. I've been also been hearing a lot of butthurt from PCPs about PA's and RN's taking over them. Might be a good path to look into if you can't get into med school for whatever reason

PPV hasn't started yet retard

Do these guys have armor weight divisions?

Looks legit fun.

Rude

Are you allowed to actually use the sword and kill your opponent or what?

>giving a fuck about khan
I want to see my bois Danny Garcia and Felix Verdejo

Just find a qt Leb or Arab, pretty much the same thing.

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My guess is those swords are blunted for clubbing only.

andy ruiz should fight that polish heavyweight for the next butterbean championship

Time to fap

Yeah I figured it was going to get more competitive. Short residency comparatively and great hours. I shadowed a geriatric psych who works almost exclusively in telemedicine and his life is amazing. That's what I wanna do

>after residency
8 years of university plus another 3-7 years of residency. The worst part is you work your ass off as an intern. I can tell you from personal experience that once you reach a point (for me it was ~80k € per year), earning more almost makes no difference anymore.. but hey.. to each his own. For me, wagecucking is a nightmare. If you're becoming a doctor out of vanity, I can only tell you those times are over. Everyone's got an internet connection nowadays and thinks they're smarter than doctors.

business idea
pay a guy in a medievel jester's outfit to play "Face The Pain" on the lute during the fights

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so of crawford, lopez, and stevenson, can we expect an upset in any of these fights?

Andy Ruiz could be a really interesting cruiser/lhw but he's just another guy at hw

Is Lennox Lewis commentating on fox

Holy shit my peepee thanks you

I'm white

no I think its weird lol

Is Crawford a nog? Don't know anything about the guy but I read gangmembers show up to his fights.

yes

yes

He needs some Mexican meat

>why do you believe you're the best
>the fortnight dances
BASED

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"gangmembers" from nebraska aren't real gangmembers

they're just faggots

HAHAHA

Leave /box/ and never return

He's shit dude lol come on

Supposedly he got shot during a street-corner dice game

Is Amir khan about to get send to the shadow realm?

hideous without make up, waxing half their body n face

No wonder ESPN loves him

ye at least the wagecucking pays its dividends in the end if you're a doctor. You're at the very least guaranteed a stable job for the rest of your life. I've heard plenty of horror stories from STEM graduates applying to every job under the sun and not getting hired for some bullshit reason, so unless you have some kind of entrepreneurial spirit (which I definitively don't) you're shit out of luck. I guess I appreciate the stability and the "humane" side of being a doctor more than anything.

but Lebs and Arabs aren't filthy animals in the sack like Latina's are. Or are they?

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he gets sent there so much he lives in the shadow realm at this point

exactly just like Latinas

what level is this and was that 20 seconds into the fight?

If you had a a qtie cousin and you didnt diddly hee when you were young you might as well end yourself since you missed and important part of your formative experiences and will never fit in normal society

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>Kellerman

fml already

anyone got a stream for watching the main event?

>Bud Khan still 2+ hours away

I can't take it bros...

come on crawford
khan outted you as a faggot
put him out

Ali
Tyson
Mehmed II
Nurmagomedov

Inshallah Amir Khan PBUH will come true tonight. This is the Khan Empire alhamdulilah.

>woman sparing partner
lmao

Why would you get a giant tattoo on your saggy man-tits

Imagine what those praying hands are gonna look like when gravity does its thing

Will cum in my pants if Teofimo gets brutally ktfo tonight.

Kellerman cannot physically start a sentence without some kind of compliment towards Ward. Faggot kike

>10 years old
>8 year old cousin
>we kiss and she touches my peepee
>just found out she was actaully my niece
Does that make it weirder than if she was just my cousin?

guys let's all agree the best combo is being white and voting for trump

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If Teofimo is not your boy don't @ me

>Shakur Stevenson
Isn't this guy supposed to be in jail for streetfighting? Or suspended at least?

He can't get up in the morning without sucking black dick. Maybe he ends up like his brother one day

Your just like 190 cm if you think about it

How many burgers until he fights?

tfw midget gamboa almost iced crawford

Another pussy quits on the stool

He and his buddies beat the shit out of some guy at a North Jersey gas station, I think he punched the guys girl too. You can find the video on Youtube News12 New Jersey

I think there is one fight until his

Is this fight gonna be good lads? I hope the undercard is quick, I wanna get to the strip club later tonight if you know what I mean.

How many KOs you got nigga?

??? its barely the walk in for me

The only boy for me is this rat killer

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His buddy punch the girl. Couldnt even knock her out

So you're not Bolivian?

Savior of boxing and the west.

No he didn't, did you even watch that fight?

Nigga just use tinder lmao

When people talk about shitty European fighters dimitrenko is exactly the kind of fighter they imagine. Straight back and forward, just a 1s and 2s guy, no inside game, no heart

its pretty fucked to pull that shit and still be fighting a couple weeks later 2bh

Fight on FOX

Kek that fucking tattoo

Somebody that's never been to North Omaha

Damn I can't believe a dude like Vasquez has a Zelda tattoo

i cant believe this board would froth over stephanie 'surfboard' cook

I am Bolivian but I'm also a US citizen.

That doesn't answer the question.

Is he fighting on the top rank card?

explain

will hurd heem j rock?

The strip club is where I go to drink and ball

Good boi right there

dual citizenship

Hello precise presenter

Yeah, he's fighting right now lad

That's not what I meant. Are you ethnically American? Were you born there?

Brehs why are women in dating sites such fucking cunts? Why do all them act like their shit don’t stink?

No Shakur sucker punched her at the start.

Verdejo bout to slap this Zelda nigga

>ethnically American
that's kind of retarded now that I think of it

Nope and Nope

Also is Vasquez supposed to be an equal match for Verdejo or he's just there to be sacrificed?

This is literally true of any western """woman"""

Vasquez is looking good so far

>Ruiz sponsored by snickers

His mutt wife has a more masculine jaw than him. Yikes.

>women in the corner
If her name's not Ann Wolfe get her out of there

It makes it more based if you ask me

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ye I thought they were going to give Verdejo an easy fight

what time is the A|K fight?

does this nigger really have a zelda tattoo

why are all the streams shitty? cant find a good one

Since when?

Fuck ye, actually, andy and the polish pierogi would make a good flabby fight.

~7 years

wolfe is manlier than 90% of men

in his wife's defense, she does look manly

so how come you have a US citizenship if you weren't born there?

I've been trying to find confirmation that it's intentionally a Zelda tattoo but I can't find any

Probably married to an American

If you live long enough in the US you can get a citizenship, which was my case (kind of) but I didn't actually need to live in the US for long because my papers got "expedited" for diplomatic reasons.

>he watches women's boxing

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I hope you're keeping up with all your US tax obligations lad.

Having dual citizenship can be a real pain in the ass.

this niqqa really fighting with his hands down

Unites Statesians naturalization requirements are very lax, a few years, not being a shit citizen and passing a test is everything he needed.

We got some BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS lads!

What? I didn't know you guys had dual citizenship like us

so your parents are diplomats?

>talking about USA immigration laws in a /box/ thread

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It's a Top rank card. It's appropraite

I make 0 taxable income luckily (for now). Dedicating myself to studying
ye but it can take very long depending on your situation, I have relatives that waited +10 years for their papers.
"technically" you forfeit other nationalities when you're sworn in as a US citizen but I can still use my bolivian passport to travel and I'm considered bolivian for all my paperwork in here.
just one

Has teofimo fought already?

>I make 0 taxable income luckily (for now). Dedicating myself to studying

There's also foreign bank account reporting lad

Verdejo getting kinda roughed up, hope he pulls through

No. Stevenson and Teofimo are still to come

I have a savings account at BoA with 100 dollars in it and another 100$ worth of bolivian currency in a bank account here. I don't think the tax-man is gonna come knocking at my door any time soon.

I have been working here for 5 years never declared anything, am I fucked?

Just do what did. I learned English, crossed the border, got some white girl pregnant and got citizenship. Now I work as a mechanic in a ford dealership. Living the American dream.

>not building a giant wall between mexico and USA

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vasquez looks like karl plinkett

>diplomat's kid
mate you should be playing lacrosse.

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If you make under 90k (i think) you don't have to pay taxes but you still have to file a tax return afaik. I wouldn't worry too much about it. The cambodian expat should be able to shed some light into this

Based

$70 to watch Crawford/Khan. The fucking balls on these jews.

based mexican dabbing on the wh*toids

whyd you leave the us for the dr?
Was it the right choice?

Same except I didn't marry that crazy bitch

Jab him right in the triforce.

So is your med school teaching in spanish since its in bolivia?

sim

Get your records together and get an accountant who specializes in US expats. You can likely claim the foreign earned income exclusion and owe nothing.

If you've got foreign bank accounts worth over $10k at any time you could be in actual trouble for not reporting (this has been aggressively targeted by US authorities) and should consider consulting with a tax attorney who has experience with this to discuss your options.

The only regions paying for that are Omaha and Raqqa.

Man, verdejo's cheek looks like a mashed pulp/ Do you think that happened because of the bike accident?

I paid for it and I live in Minneapolis

Is Verdejo really up by much?

Garcia and granados look fucking short

lmao

Imo dual citizenships shouldn't be allowed. Back then kids had to choose between their citizenships as soon as they got 18 but then Germans got cucked by those leftist communists and all those Turkoids have two passports.

Vasquez getting gassed

andre and bradley mixing up verdejo and vasquez

Granados 10-9 Garcia

How did Ruiz Jr look in his fight? Was he still fast despite being a fat shit?

Must be the biggest Mexican to fight at HW ever.

Thats his real father

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Fuck, I'll skip the Stevenson fight to watch Granados getting robbed again.

>I'LL FUCK GGG'S WIFE LONG DICK PHILLY STYLE

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This is Amir khans managers girlfriend.

Say something nice to her

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She a HO

Dayum Garcia has lots of power in those hooks. Too bad they never work in real main event fights.

Garcia granados already better than this top rank card

Granados got planted twice by Garcia

Probably but she can still catch it..
Bet Amir fucks her

BRAPPPPP

God I wish that were me.

>HO
youtube.com/watch?v=biFSXNcLe6U

Granados getting battered.

>your trainer is a woman
Yikes

I'm sure her penis is very feminine

Lads how long til the Khan fight?

5 hours

2 bongs

go to bed bong

She cute

Let's just say if you're planning to hit the strip club after the fights you better go to one that's open really late.

you're not my dad

do you go to the strip club alone?

poor granados

Does Garcia have the best resume (win or lose) at 147?

cringe

Sometimes, it's fun alone or with a group.

Go to bed unless you hate Khan

Yeah

Damn Khan has a qt sister

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Imagine having your fat wife be your head trainer

Damn 6ix9ine is getting his ass kicked

>women's boxing

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I wasn't raised in the US to begin with. Got american passport cause of American dad. Lived in Orlando 2 years didn't enjoy it.
I don't currently have a bank account and I don't make over 80k a year so I don't think that should be any trouble. Just the not declaring anything part could be the only problem.

ew.. those kind of girls have hair on their back

Why can't she behead me with her ass and call me a kafir bastard?

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Why do all pakis have those raccoon eyes?

I am a US citizen by birth and a Puertorrican. It's a long story. I can even move to the mainland and vote for the president and move back to P.R.

Gotta wait for my 2 year old to pass out then the only black people on my street have like 30 cars parked outside I think they ordered the fight. Don't really feel like going to the bar

Mikaela

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How do you not have a bank account?

Shouldn't have came into the ring without his master sword.

If pr becomes a state how will ricans feel if more black people start moving in?

Imagine going to a strip club and paying to get blue balls. Welcome to feminist America. Prostitution is frowned upon because it gives incels and betas a chance. But a woman flaunting her sexuality, while not letting men touch her is celebrated. Take the sexpat pill

Man face

voting is overrated. Electoral college system is a shitshow

Did she step in shit?

>woman trainer
>loses fight
SHOCKING

My favorite

NEW

>Electoral college system is a shitshow
Imagine being this retarded

Not even denying it now huh

Cause I was born in a country and I don't have papers of that country, and stupid laws in this country ask you to have the papers for the country you were born in, regardless of your nationality. All my papers are American yet says born in Venezuela so I'm kind of in a limbo here, but it doesn't really matter much. I get paid in check, roll in cash and I have an american bank account, and use my gf's bank account for small transactions/debit card.

I'm a ghost legally, also here with tourist visa for years haha.

I wanna lick her feet clean

No. You brought them there and you keep them there.

Fuck that. That's the greatest thing for democracy. Cannot rob elections as easily because of it. You're a retard.

might also be jaded from the stupid media

I wouldn't classify myself as a sexpat because I came to Cambodia for a job initially and stayed because I actually like the lifestyle I can live here. Proper sexpats are much older than me and live for the whores. I just have two mistresses and occasionally dabble

He's really soft and has tiny delts compared to his arms.

He probably took shit a while ago but not now.

Fuck you. Can't wait for ICE to close in and catapult you over the wall.