/heem/

Is that average IQ?

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>gets stage IV CTE from Nigannou

I don't know whether to watch Rizin bros
They really lost me with that NYE show with Mayweather. The whole event was a bit poor and then Mayweather comes out and smashes Tenshin so bad and makes him look like a joke. It's hard to take it seriously anymore.

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heem yourself my guy

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Why didn't the Russian man just choke Alistair out?

Reem

Peak cazzie
>checks flag
Yup, it checks out

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>ever taking seriously the professional analysis posted here
You deserve to be heemed

Reem is literally immune to CTE

ye I can't watch fights if Joe Rogan isn't commentating.

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alistair was really dissapointing tonight, he was knocked out so many times when against wall covering up and Volkov as expert striker would have knocked him out there for sure

>6' vs 5'11"

>le ebin "oh he its hurt!" midget commentator
What a shitty taste, why are you so proud of showing it up?

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Agreed, Rogan's commentary is awful.

>OH he tagged him!

>Wake up Joe.

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How The Dutch Giant would do in the UFC?

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I miss the heemkino whenever a KO would happen and Goldberg would try to describe what happened but Joe would yell over him reacting to what had happened and no one could make anything out
That was great

What I cant stand it's when he says someone its fighting well when they are actually being beat up, like in Holloway vs Ortega

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Where’s ausanon? Need webms, STAT

UFC should have a nigger on the mic who's only job is to shout HEEM SLEEPY whenever a guy gets KO'd.

there were webms
go check the threads
do some legwork of your own lazy boy

It's kind of his job though, to make things sound more exciting than they actually are as the hype man
When Max is kicking the shit out of Ortega, the fight feels more interesting to the casual if after every punch Rogan is acting like it was huge and could be a fight ender and he has a chance. If hes downplaying it people would lose interest and say oh it's just over anyways

STRIKE AGAINST RIZIN
DO NOT SUPPORT THE WEABOOS

do they have ice tea in australia or is that only an american thing? sorry to be off topic, this is the only place where i 'know' any australians

well we're back to making tenshin look good so if youre into his meme ko's you might just get one

>"Fighters" who have never won the Story of The Fight, not even once

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If reem doesnt get the champion i will heem

this
I hope Masvidal destroys this guy

Based roxy clowning the becky with autism

*blocks your path*

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It's pretty unlikely bro
Maia's a worse wrestler than Askren and he kind of had his way with Mas. Askren has a size and skill advantage and will likely lay on him for a while. Don't see Mas being able to scramble out

How do you sit /heem/?

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I've never been so hard in my life.

>reem's best performance
youtube.com/watch?v=-paRIf5hWys

*doesnt loses*

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why doesnt schaub get a bigger chair to make himself look smaller instead of sucking himself in on a tiny chair, fucking stupid cte drenched faglord

Masvidal has about 15 pounds of lean mass on him, lol. Their bodyfat % are so different.

More specifically, the finish. I migrated from the other thread.

209 bitch fuck u

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How far could Sapp have gone? Just watched him vs Big Nog and it wouldn't have even been close if he had more experience. He just powers out of submissions about 5 times. BEAST of a peach

Lol fuck those no fighting cans

couldve been pride champ if he wanted to

>MMA
>real sport

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Diaz bless
Fuck you

Sapp is an icon in Japan. Why would anyone want to go any further than that?

based

Quintet is actually kino.

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The Diaz bros have unironically never lost the story of the fight once in their lives

Shut the fuck up you fucking dork

oh for sure my guy masvibum is a r-r-ripped b-b-b-BEAST

>tfw I heem guys with over 30 kgs and 20 cms over me on weekly basis
>tfw i have choked also local pros and blues and purples while being a white belt
And you think you have a chance /heem/?

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They had you know 4 fights a year for like 12 years and uhhhhh heh u going to say they don't fight. What do you know........nothing

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based, robbie won

Joe is Flavor Flav while Dana is Chuck D. Joe is just a hype man to get casuals involved. I don't mind it until casuals take his opinion as fact and try to make claims that Ortega isn't a bad boxer and that Max is an elite boxer, which is just crazy. Ortega has terrible stand up and Max is a good brawler, but some casuals actually think Max is an elite boxer it's just delusional. Also Joe was calling Max the goat featherweight after he beat Ortega, which helped build up hype for Max before he fought Porier. Ultimately Joe is just trying to make hype. There are still videos of Joe saying Ronda has good stand up during her run, at some point it's just hilarious.

user............
You know the higher belts are going easy on you right? This happens to literally everyone

just realised my girl Justyna Haba is fighting again tonight.. looks like i'm staying up with the bois!

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>staying up
it starts at 6 you may as well heem yourself sleepy and wake up

He was losing until he won
He also lost the story of the fight

>puts Robbie out of there after throwing zero punches
it's as if Based Ben walked straight out of the UFC 1 era

Shevchenko lost to Modafferi

Why wouldn't they given the opportunity?

Tbf that's a good skill he has and its probably why he is been so much time in the business successfully, he draws casuals, makes bad but entertaining comments, knows how to hype bums and people with at least 3 digits IQ's can get some fun seeing through his bullshit, its basically funny for everyone to watch/listen to him

She won the standup of the fight

But she won my heart

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are RIZIN events worth watching?
do they take ages between fights etc?

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It was less the Mayweather crushing, which was typical freakshow PRIDE shit, and more the pacing because they were determined to start the fight at midnight. Tomorrow has a couple of intermissions but I think the pacing should still be way better.

The pacing is fine but they have like hour long intermissions between like the prelims and main, sometimes they have 2 of these intermissions

Theres a good pacing except for the fuckin 1 hour half-time

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>are RIZIN events worth watching?
Yes.

>do they take ages between fights etc?
Generally no, there are no post-fight interviews so they just hug, hold a trophy for a couple of photos then bring the next fight out. There will be a couple of intermissions tomorrow but Rizin 13 was legit one of the most fun shows I've ever watched.

I don't know, it just took the shine off it all, you know? Idk why

Only the second intermission might take a while because of live TV, the first one is reasonable and fights happen one after another.

Seeing the golden boy of the promotion absolutely destroyed like that was pretty unpleasant and felt like the owners didn't know what the fuck they were doing but if he has a good fight tomorrow he'll be okay. I do wonder if Floyd ruined his chin though, he murdered poor Tenshin.

probably a stupid question, but which fights are classed as the prelims?
do you know when the intermission will be?

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here you go

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Yes
Yes

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Ngl lads I'm looking most forward to cool shorts. I don't watch Lellator so it's been far too long since I've seen some neat non-Reecock shorts. Also I am looking forward to seeing some cute ring girls, I'm sick of bustedarianny. I hope cup noodle man has been forgiven as well.

The only bum on this card I've ever heard of is that Jap twink who got the shit beat out of him by a 73 year old Mayweather.

>never heard of King Mo
actual cazzie

>never heard of Horiguchi
Nigga do you even watch the fuckin UFC

hes still in jail

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muh money fights

Not in the spirit of their other cards at all. Should be a good one tonight, though

Gooks aren't human

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You are just jealous cuz your ankle is fucked up

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mommy is cute!

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Is Mo really headlining? Why?

RIZIN looks comfy, i think i'm going to watch this one

thanks

>horiguchi
>ben nguyen
>king mo

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Cody Garbrandt

Amir Khan

Your thoughts?

I hope so and I hope it can bring the shine back because I just seem to have lost that drive for Rizin.
I'm generally up for their cards but tonight it's just feeling a bit of a chore. Don't forget us Brits have to completely heem our sleeping schedule for this.

brain damage

Rizin is on at like 2 am my time which is like morning time for you

nice ass

yeah i dont blame you for being upset by their last card, even i had to tap out and to go sleep

hopefully this one wont have that issue

>King Mo
lelator can

>Horiguchi
I don't watch flyweight.

Amir Khan

Actually you're right, this one isn't as bad because UFC was on earlier. Usually it's UFC starting at ~11pm, running till 5am, Rizin shortly after and that runs till about 1pm.
It's pretty tough my guy.

Tonight isn't as bad but still when you're on a schedule for UFC for weekends you're generally not going to be sleeping till late. I woke up late today so if I sit and watch Rizin I'll probably fall asleep during the rest of the day.

>can

Didn't he beat Mousasi? Lol.

Also, Horiguchi is at bantamweight.

Anybody have a Fight 2 Win 109 stream?

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When do the main card start?

lmao

Why do you guys pretend to care about or even watch Rizin?

>why aren't you cazzies like me?

because Pride Never Die

Yes, why aren’t YOU CAZZIES, like me and not waste your life watching boomer slop?

oh for sure you just dont like fighting if you didnt buy the shamrock fc 300 ppv my guy

literally exactly one minute apart lmao

you're asking why people are watching a mixed martial arts event on a mixed martial arts imageboard

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oh look everyone it's Le I'm So Special For Not Watching Rizin Man
who cares dude shut up

You got me, it was just a prank

>missed the card
Why was it so early

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Shiiiiit I think I made this webm, nice to see it around

is rizin going on right now? that last one with juju sleeping made me weep

I enjoy all mma. Am I savant that knows everything and follows religiously? Nah. But I like heems

in case you didn't know, St. Petersburg is my actually in America my friend

>literally exactly one minute apart lmao
Is anyone supposed to be impressed by your ability to read and count?

>you're asking why people are watching a mixed martial arts event on a mixed martial arts imageboard
This is not a mixed martial arts imageboard, dumbass.

>oh look at me im le hardcore weeb nigger pay attention guys rizin is on!!!
Faggot nigger

Terrence Crawford

What are some heems?

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When is rizin

*Not*

Hating Schaub means hating on success

We are all Florida Man

Hey guys when is rizin? Guys i watch rizin, hey look at rizin, why doesnt anyone ever text me?

>I'm feeling left out so I'll make it all about myself
classic

im such a special snowflake, please pay attention to me being nonconformist

like i watch rizin why am i still a virgin?

Wake up early you lazy fuck

got me

i also felt left out when i couldnt circlejerk over watching f level regional mma at 4am

Wtf bitch? I missed the card because i only just found out st. betersperg is in belgium and not US and want to watch some fights okay dude. I had a long fucking day and I want to unwind, is that okay? Get off MY FUCKING BACK you goober

when is rizin going on

>Conor is a beliver

just how based this man is?

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If you watch this RIZIN card you are denying Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior

somebody say rizin?

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>he's back

rLee-Zeen

not

RY-Zyhn

Which fight was this so i can look it up? Rizin #?

ITS A FIGHT

That card put a bad taste in my mouth.

Not sure on the number but it's Rena vs Kanna Asakura 1

??

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how many bongs till rizin

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Nobody is gonna start calling that you weeb dork. Hell most people probably can't even pronounce that.

Now you're imagining a scrawny nerd asking a dudebro cazzie UFC fan "H-hey, you like the ufc? The real fight promotion is rLYzhun, they have the top talent in the world..... Westerners pronounce it Rizin... you just haven't heard of their fighters because Dana doesn't like Japanese fighters, they're better, you ever watch Pride? It's just like that"

6 bongs and 40 bings approximately

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Based conservative christian anti-islam poster.

>tenshin vs mayweather

i dunno what you were expecting to see in in ammy vs goat you fucking retard

>missed this event
>my visage when this card

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That’s me not him

I invented hatred against mudslimes

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youtube.com/watch?v=mXbX2FRSDMk

Why is Khabib such an autist around females?

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why don't they pronounce the k in khabib?

Who is the most ducked fighter?
I would say
Gaethje
Tony
Previously Usman
Gillespie
Aljo
Volkanovski
Francis and Stipe (just DC ducking them desu)

petr yan is incredibly ducked

kh in russian language is like kn in english language eg: "knife" - the kn is just the n.

Costa

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Petr Yan is just very good, epic boxing skills, can't wait to see him perfom.
Who will be his next opponent?

No the K is faint and made in the back of the throat like gkHabib

jimm rivera

Ryan Hall is the most Ducked fighter, it's not even close to any other guy with a UFC contract

the k isn't there at all except in spelling

Knife is pronounced "Nife"

I'm talking about the Russian letter X which is like an H but with a very faint k in the back of the throat before the H sound

Hall is very busy outside of the UFC though, fighting isn't make or break for him like it is for the other low ranked fighters
Kron is the same, he went pro in 2014 and is still just 5-0

"Belieber", retardado de mierda.

>ben_asskren_wins_a_fight.webm

Im thinking of watching from Albrektsson, how many hours to approximately?

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Who your favorite Chilean fighter?

Vicente Luque.

>He doesn't pronounce it "Kuh'neefay"
Bongs need to fall In the ocean already

fite tv has a countdown
fite.tv/watch/rizin-15/2oiw5/

Almost won money on a 10 fight parlay on today's UFC card. It was the Shevchenko fight that goofed me. I should have fucking known that that autistic fucker would wrestlefuck her way to a split decision.

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heeminder that muay thai is the ultimate style

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post slip

Cyborg used to be the most ducked women's fighter

who here /comfy/?
>just had a Chinese
>deep fried mars bar
>maybe will beat off in a few hours
>play a few games, watch a kino maybe while waiting for Pr- Rizin

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i got calculus HW

Why not watch Boxing if you're going to be awake? I might have a nap myself

I bet such a pathetic amount of money that it's embarrassing. £1 or something. Can't be bothered finding it. Would have won a few hundred I think.

*goes on the completely dominate and win the fight with 0 significant strikes*
Yeah, I'm thinking he's the goat.

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we've been made aware

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Anyone have any ufc topps?

yeah but this was pre-Thailand Rountree
>outwrestle a boxer
woooooooooooooooooooow

None of them you weirdo

Will Johnny be the one to heem pictogram jones

LE EBIN RYAN HALL!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD

SO EBIN

HE DONT EVEN NEED TO FIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

GET HIM SOME PROPA TWELVE!!!

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Is Rena fighting tonight?

I do drugs sometimes

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>the way he bumped off the ref
Based as fuck

>yeah but this was pre-Thailand Rountree
that's a thai clinch, bozo

yes

Robbie never had a chance, these cazzies think those pillowfists were hurting Ben

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yes

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definitely
also why does he have an English name

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so?

Deceptively thicc

because he is white

>this is the moment where Robbie got completely shock

he's reiterating your point

Have you ever simulated someone's death?

>Fuck off me manlet
Based

Man you're dumb

does porier has even a chance to beat khabib?

Falcon punch the eagle

he was the one in the thai clinc- oh

yang

someone link me or a stream or i will scream and scream and scream

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He has more chance than what goobert had

based.

He wins the match and the rematch.

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okay im seriously gonna get really ticked off

Is Conor just a Twitter celebrity now?

Not really unless he can defend a couple of early takedowns

Yeah iced tea is a thing. Maybe not the same southern homemade shit or whatever, but it still exists

someone is running his social media accounts to generate some income for him since he's an exposed can now

dont worry senpai

The video this picture is from is more proof that solid Ippons/slams should be instant tko's

Max is a very good boxer.

I simulate my own every day

only lipton bottled stuff

Anyone here ever try Kratom?

Does Canelo not respect MMA?

HOW MANY BONGS UNTIL RIZIN

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like 3 bongs

ya, what do you want to know?

>Based lesbian ruins gasdooshes your waifu and your picks.

>split decision
>gadoosh
It's barely a ga

In many ways The Happy Warrior is my new favourite fighter.

4 bongz

I'd gadoosh her heem box if you catch my drift

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not quite my guy need a bit of elaboration

is that Boogie2988?

for me its mom,aunt or whoever is second

is no one watching volkov x reem prelims?

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user, I...

set the alarm for Rizin bros

Y-y-yeah

you were always cool. Don't come to school tomorrow user.

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wut

Business idea: UFC to launch a grand prix tournament to find out who is the best Jessica. Participants could include pic related, Andrade, Rose-Clark, Eye...

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Fighting! out of the red corner,
Roxaaaannnnnne "School Shooter" Modafeeerrrrii

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Forgot about Penne.

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i am
volkov is gonna heem him in the 1st

SHE

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dire

who is the biggest peach of a beast of them all?

UFC a shit, I'm watching RIZIN instead

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Why doesn't Rizin do heavyweight anymore?

we talmbout peaches or we talmbout beasts?

Because they dont exist

Too much competition for a small talent pool

Some fun videos to get warmed up, Rizin Confessions 33 and 34

youtu.be/398qGXTXdA8

youtu.be/VZCev2o5T7w

They always do a nice job with those vids

I hoped you all trained today, /heem/. Goodnight.

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lads i'm going to go watch /box/, I never seem to learn.
Swear I'll be back for Rizin

don't let the heem hit you on the way out, traitor.
*swings at you*

PIG IN HEELS PIG IN HEELS WE GOT A PIG IN A DRESS AND HEELS OVER HERE

guys what is this raisin that i keep hearing about

>2 bing 56 bongs left
>ageing Grandfather coming for Easter Sunday lunch
should I perma-heem him to make sure it's a quick lunch and I can fit Rizin in?

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It's not the act of a traitor.
A true /heem/ster appreciates any and ALL heems. Regardless of sport, location or context. Heems are universal, and we do not limit ourselves to one sport in seeking them

Delete his chin or put Ricin on the telly for the whole family

Fair enough
*sheathes heeming hand*

california dude

Can't believe conor threw a trolley though a bus window. What are they putting in those potatoes at sbg?

>tfw my grandpa had a stroke 3 years ago
>its still with us
I hate the old fuck and I cant wait to dance over his grave but I think being condemned to that wheelchair and being forced to being helpless and shit himself it's his punishment

Why did he get out-boxed by Porier then? Max is a brawler. He's known for his chin and cardio the fact you even say he's a good boxer let's me know you only watch mma.

Some mma promotion for weebs

If that's a pig then send me to the farm

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A good boxer for mma obviously, retard.

good guy, too

good post

It's a mog or get mogged world

I am absolutely unmoggable. Don't even try it kid.

I can forgive schaubs constant mispronunciation because those are a diamond dozen, but not knowing that it was giraffe and not diraffe is unforgivable.

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I want to attend a NASCAR event.

>wake up after sleeping all day after a friday party
>realizes that Antonina ACTUALLY got BTFO by the Happy Warrior

wtf happened?

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Happiness beats up sluttiness 99 out of 100 times

I want Andrade to heem me from full mount

whens Dan Ho Choi fighting again

Khabib has successfully ducked Tony for 5 years now.

why the fuck is heem so dead right now

all the cazzies are on /box/. What's left now are pure-blooded heemers/autistic

Some pillowfist or smth I think.

How many bongs until rizin lads

about tree fiddy

guys i'm too newfag to know how to stream without reddit.

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Does you guys have any links to free online Rizin streams?
Also which one do you prefer between K1, Pride and Rizin

Lol boxing is now Bellator tier

golden age of k1 was pure, unadulterated kino.

Conor was never good btw

takedowns my guy

Which era of K1 was the best? I want to watch some good fights.

He made a lot of money for never being good

late 90s to ~2007

Thinking now the Aldo KO was a pure fluke.

Best thing about Rizin heem is the distinct lack of septics.

RIZIN KINO in 5 mins or an hour?

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one hour my dude

WHERE IS A STREAM!

rizinbros Pride will never die!

sucks eclaire is out

hasn't started sport, cool yer jets

I need a stream like you lil niggas wouldn't believe.....

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They should do a One Vs Rizin event and Have DJ Vs Kyoji 2 be the headliner.

imagine how badly Gucci would've lost his mind if DJ had followed him to RIZIN instead of going to ONE

99% chance that happens lol

no reason for one to protect who might mouse and rizin loves bangers

wtf theres no reddit stream?

thanks, have another RENA. I'm going to make myself some breakfast then.
totanon will prolly stream it as always

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some ledditors are posting their codes on r/mma my guy

>tfw rena will never liver shot you to death

what makes rena so cute. Is it the teeth?

Legitimately, is there any way rizin makes any money on foreign PPV?

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1119779596780625920

They Them etc are shitting on rizin and based samurai fighters

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Have a misses an rizin fights?

for sure that boxing match will be a beast of a fight. Why the FUCK do people rate boxing matches with people below 6'3

Based, Rizin is fucking bad

The jew wants you to get excited about fights that will never happen rather than watch the nip promotion

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I think they should lower the prices to some symbolic amount. $20 is too much for a niche mma stream. Especially to EU fags. We don't really have a PPV culture here so the only thing to change that would be to drastically lower the PPV prices. At least from my white nigger perspective.

Post Rizin webms

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>Kanna has tshirts on the Rizin store
>Rena has none
Wtf bros. not epic in the fucking slightest

greatest show on earth

Lads how the fuck do I watch Rizin?

Doesn't Rena have her own thing going? I think RIZIN let's the fighters have their own brands unlike the UFC pleb.

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you don't

Lads I fell asleep waiting for the Boxing and caught up, shit ended in a low blow lol

You wait until it starts. Then you watch it. No streams started yet, but they soon will.

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Stream links floating about?

yeah like the shit i just took

youtube.com/watch?v=xCV-ouriZYY

cuz it's a sound that doesn't really exist in english so people don't pronounce it. it's like the "ch" in how a scot would pronounce loch

If Rena loses tonight I may literally heem myself
I can't handle it again bros
Why can't the good guys win

She was a shootboxing champ. Their whole schtick is to run a soccer-style model(hence the yellow cards) where you take a bunch of tournament winners and pair them against each other. Damn near everybody's won something even if it's just a meme regional belt or a a grappling award. Pride did the same exact thing

This is no joking

How do I get a Rena gf?

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you don't

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>undefeated

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Any of the ruski fights of yesterday worth watching?

Is Rin the only Rizin star to break through in the West?

>stayed up all night
yeah I'm thinking I heemed myself lads
Will be a true test of my heart to stay up for the 7 hour runtime

Does it start in 15 minutes?

fuck bros i cant stream

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RIZIN 15 & Yakuza 0 feeling pretty comfy lads

Main event was fun
Makachev fight had some great grappling exchanges

And the first 4 fights from prelims were all finishes so were quite fun

>Yakuza 0
Based. The Pride lady is literally in the game

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Rin is most know for Pancrase, she fought in Rizin only once and was schedule to fight at least once after that, both after her UFC stint.
Doesn't change the fact that she is literally perfect.

Kyoji Horiguchi had a pretty decent stint in UFC, but that was also before Rizin.

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I saw the main. Was pretty shit desu, but I don't tend to like HW matches.

>it's another Canryu chapter
Just wanna get back to my boy majima

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fite.tv/invite/lpmd1w8 if any of you wanna sign up to watch

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How many bongs till it starts?

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Hahahaha it starts in seven minutes but there are no streams yet isn't that funny haha I'm not nervous haha are you

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something rizin alright

>Was pretty shit desu,
It ended in the first as I recall, it was fun while it lasted and we got a heem
Kiryu>Majima

there'll be streams dude but good on you for buying

Is nutting to Rin proof of high test, or proof of low test?

based

see

then you post your link in a fuck train until we can all jerk off to muscley asian girls till the sun rises

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looool that would be crazy imagine staying up till 7am and not getting the stream

m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fbxVkG1nI
Here is your dose of test before the fights lads

I remember doing this to some girl in elementary school and laughing my ass of while she was laying there crying.

rate my Yuki

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>looool
lol

i'm gonna need a link.

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>not dressing her like a whore or like a meme
Based, a good way to treat best girl

it'll be on totanon. if you dont know that that means, you're a caz and should kys yourself.

ITS ON WHERES THE FOOKIN STREAMS

low bitrate heemstream is up

/schaubheemsprimefedor

One of my favourite fighters

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HERE WE GO LADS

time for bed

Oh boy, Rizin gaaru ready!

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Woke up on time
>No streams

>Woke up early because excited for Japanese heems
>Watching comfy Rizin on Fite

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cytu. dot be/r/totanon

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the goat coming in clutch

is he gay?

laggy 2bh

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You're welcome.

yeah totanon is way better, just go there

based

No

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the heem dream stream team

thanks

thanks

based. Cheers m8

Gustavo-Asakura has massive banger potential

For me it's Natsuki

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How are weight cutting issues even real just stop eating nigga

my video doesn't load on there

it just stays black screen for me

:)

hey tenshin

lets fight now

:|

Happy Easter btw lads.

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hit embed and it should load

my new ringirlfu

push embed you dumb leaf.

As dumb as the fight was, Mayweather dancing while Tenshin sobbed in the background was pretty iconic

i bought the stream

any options for english subtitles i'm missing? or am i just going to have to get high enough to feel immersed in the culture i don't understand?

kiwianon has a way better stream

Basado y rojopildorado

man those are some 90s fake knocks

Already kino

got it, thanks

rose is gonna get ko'd into another ptsd episode

It was kino in general. Tenshin getting absolutely wrecked was necessary for his redemption arc and to become stronger.

FUCKING K I N O

I think you'll be surprised

already better than the ufc card today

Will her voice survive the night this time?

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FRROM JA-PAAAANN

>Crazy Pride lady

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You guys are really high on rizin but everytime I watch it live I just don't get it

When will UFC wake up and realise it's TV entertainment, not serious sport?

you are gay

polish girl a qt

JUSTYNA

pride never die

good post

Mexican girl is the cutest

japan knows how to put on a show desu lads

must be a cazz thing.

these pride entrances only work when it's pride

I think Andrade might win this. a minor Brazil redemption arc with marlon and jessica giving them a bit of time in the son again. till we gotta discus elieski, JDS, walker or paulo in title fights come next year maybe

r-r-r-reeeena

Never. Dana is desperate to turn it into a more dour version of boxing so he can feel credible.

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sound is fucked for me on the cytube, everytime i refresh it works for like 2 seconds then dies. anyone know how to fix that?

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>Justyna Haba

my wife :-)

Wish Rena would stick that finger in my butthole

swedish guy straight out of the 80s

Reem is the biggest momma's boy, it's why he is so odd, he is more dutch then black because of it.

Boxing has far more pagaentry 2bh

chill man not everything is for everyone
generally the cards are fun though, entertaining fights

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kjoyi with the biggest pop

No need for insults, although calling someone gay isn't really an insult anymore, different times.

hoping that was a wig.

TENSHIIINNNN WAAAAAA
KAKKOO IIIIII

Just jerked off to felice, lads.

>just get the stream working
>it's after Rena has come out
WAKE ME UP

It definitely does, I just think Dana is terrified that if there's any kind of theatre to UFC he'll get compared to pro wrestling despite how closely linked the two things are

>tenshin is not the mainevent
what happened?

Did Jiri grow a bread since last fight?

>mfw someone calls themselves a fightfan but says they're not watching Rizin

what is this mode called lads

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japanese girl is too cute to take punches

It's like he's allergic to money.

no freak show fights? Sad.

are the japanese the high elves of asia?

Tenshin Mayweather seems like it wasnt a real occurrence lads

>Brazillian webm user in the building

BASED

How shit is Ortega that he got steamrolled by a can like Holloway?

>no subs or commentary
it's almost as if they're trying their hardest for Rizin to flop overseas
Based Mauro should be here

that's what's missing.

>>mfw someone calls themselves a fightfan but says they're watching UFC

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"make baldlets suicidal" mode

t. baldlet

funky mode

Anybody got the webm?

When's he fighting again?

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beard*, I'm retarded
But it seems he grew it longer

Rizin heem is best heem not gonna lie

c-cute

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Is Satoru Kitaoka the sexiest man alive?

This is the first Rizin for me. 10 minutes in I'm already feeling like I'm in some sort of fever dream.

Announcer at the start reminds me of
youtu.be/tedwYJxJqjY.

>this epic meme song
has been a while

Rena won the trilogy

K
I
N
O

The guy he's fighting reminds me of the French actor that was in The Dreamers with Eva Green and Michael Pitt. Louis Garrel I think.

they are actually speaking more english than i thought they would but some subtitles would be nice

>12 bouts
better put the kettle on.

>No commentary

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gamers rise up

It's Lenne Hardt, she did PRIDE and does Rizin and Quintet

I was thinking how comfy /heem/ gets during Rizin
Sometimes normal /heem/ is absolute ass. Literally the same posts over and over, soi posting, seething over one fighter they don't like, other random shit just over and over with no wit

dana on suicide watch

rizin has that strange ethereal feel that k1 and pride had

Your work is much appreciated my guy!

What's the genetic source of hair like this?

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So are any good livestream links available?

damn this rock you cover is rad

>this shitty we will rock you cover
Stop it.

new

see hereclick on "embed"

look up.
kek

Should've just made a normal /heem/ my guy

this man
during Rizin, Glory or One shows /heem/ is golden, lots of friendly knowledgeable posters

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Normal /heem/ wins the rematch

In sure it'll work out fine mate.

Redpill me on Rizin. Do they use the unified rules?

hell no they dont use that gay shit

What are some rules I should be aware of? I know they're an offshoot of pride.

if this webm in particular makes you think he has an advantage over jon JONES,
first heem yourself
then ask yourself who has the best muay thai in the division,
then watch that webm and ask how johnny won

>USADA