Gary Lineker introduces highlights from all of today’s Premier League matches. Tottenham and Manchester City met for the third time in 10 days, having just played each other home and away in the Champions League quarter-finals. Elsewhere, Wolves, who have enjoyed a successful return to the top flight, hosted Brighton, and Southampton made the long trip up from the south coast to take on Newcastle at St James’ Park.
Newcastle legend Alan Shearer and Newcastle leg-end Jermaine Jenas are your """expert pundits""".
>''''''expert pundits''''' always makes me chuckle
Ryan Peterson
>Pebbles
Lucas Bennett
Foden is the next Rodwell
Brandon Hughes
Me too :3
Camden Perry
>De Bruyne dead again He's going to be one of those "What could've been" players isn't he
Landon Green
>will almost bankrupt Sunderland in a few years B A S E D
Gavin Diaz
He's already been good for a while. He's going to be Kompany-tier.
Jordan Brown
Nah, Rodwell played in a pleb/water carrying position.
Foden has actual attacking talent which is far more rare, he might have a shit career still don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a crystal ball but he’s miles better than Rodwell.
Gavin Myers
Foden seems like a sperg
Cooper Kelly
Big claim
Gabriel Davis
Foden did literally nothing that wasn't completely ordinary in that montage. Bizzare hyping up of him
>Young Brit >Plays for prem team >Does something mediocre >Gets called next Gerrard/Rooney/Lampard etc.
Austin Gray
>Tottenham have ended the season relegated with 0 points, Jermaine; how does it make you feel? >"well it could have been worse"
Logan Howard
He's an unsufferable cunt. The most biased pundit of all time. He was such an average no-mark player for Spurs during his career which makes it all the stranger
Charles Howard
>"But did you see how good Spurs were today?"
Jordan Williams
Ward Prowse is a cunt
Jonathan Morris
>The Alan Shearer Derby, Newcastle vs Southampton Blackburn must be S E E T H I N G right now.
Thomas Thompson
love the toon
Jackson Bennett
chickens will be fired at the MOTD studio
Connor Green
Incidents like that Ward-Prowse foul really warrant an orange card
Hunter Jenkins
Just a shoulder block
Luis Collins
He's an inoffensive, well spoken chocolate boy. I'm surprised the BBC don't have him on twice a week.
Jonathan Collins
10 minute sin bin
Colton Diaz
Wtf, I want to go to SportsDirect.com now
Jonathan Cook
Their mugs are huge, I recommend them
Jonathan Jackson
Perez would be playing for a top 6 club it he could get on the score sheet more
Angel Green
Huge brain
Landon Butler
>Player X could be playing for a top club if he was good
Joseph Brown
newcastle could be a top 6 club
if only those arabs had taken over newcastle instead of man city
Owen Robinson
I'm sure that sounded clever in your head sweetie
Lucas Cook
>Ayoze Perez >Slight northern accent
Based
Aaron Adams
Your damage control didn't work, retard
Owen Williams
One kiss is all it takes Falling in love with me Possibilities You look like all I need
Except even if Liverpool somehow, against all odds, lost, United will beat City or City will slip up elsewhere. Liverpool have literally no threat and even if they somehow lose the title, it isn't fair because City had no cup commitments but Liverpool did.
Brighton is full of faggots mate, Bournemouth are a brexit team, therefore based.
Cameron Russell
Hope Tielmans becomes a permanent signing
Christopher Gomez
Norwich would finish 17th, Sheffield Utd would go straight back down, and Leeds might finish around 15th.
Brayden Jackson
This, Eddie Howe seems like a Brexit means Brexit type of lad
Jordan Flores
Why would I be panicking? It's happening, whether you like it or not. The Ghosts of Hillsborough will finally be put to rest, 30 years on. The massacre by the police on the orders of the Wicked Witch will be avenged and perhaps finally we'll have some sort of social justice, rather than actual justice (like the government would ever admit to their crimes lol). Might even get a cheeky double but I wouldn't bet on it unless we beat FARCA and Messoy in which case the CL is ours.
Jaxson Sanders
Think Jamie Vardy should move to a ‘bigger’ club now whilst he still has ‘it’
He’s done all he can for Leicester now
Xavier Flores
Take your opinions elsewhere. Here on Yea Forums, we treat blacks and ethnics just like normals.
Dominic Peterson
Leeds would do better than that. Beilsa has the brain to succeed in the prem.
>Team A doesn't have cup commitments thus can play less tired players >Team B has cup commitments and has to take these into account because playing a weakened team would be disrespectful (not that Shitty would know anything about honour and respect) >HUR DUR U MAKIN EXCOOSES ECKS DEEE Fuck off. Had City not ccrashed out of the CL so early then maybe it'd be more fair, yet here we are. Liverpool have to take it seriously to get the 6th win and thus means weakened teams for their title attempts, going for their 19th.
Yeah, nah. I just know what I'm talking about. A rare trait on Yea Forums, I know.
Watch the game Swansea had against Man City you fools
Gavin Morales
Good goal by Geri there
Ian Hughes
I'm agreeing with you idiot
Parker Diaz
I think he is baiting. But Liverpool fans are also this stupid
Jose Rogers
Anyone fit on babestation lads or shall I just stick fifa on now? Cba watching farmers
Nicholas Martinez
Not an argumento.
What exactly is stupid about my post? Fact 1. Liverpool are in the CL Fact 2. City are not in the CL Fact 3. City have fewer games to play (-2 games) before the end of the season (FA Cup Finals is after the final game of the season) and thus are going to be less tired Fact 4. Liverpool have to play at least 2 (TWO) extra games before the end of the season. I can't remember when the CL Final is but pretty sure it's after the end of the 38th game. Therefore Liverpool will either play weaker teams in the CL (and thus be disrespectful to a tournament they've won 5 times) or play their stronger team and have them tired for the run it for their 19th league title
Therefore, as we can see, if City go on and win the Title, it's due to playing fewer games than Liverpool in the final stretch and thus being more fresh. This is facts. If you want to argue with facts, feel free to do so, but you're just being more retarded than you already are.
Ah the last refuge of the beaten.
Not damage control, it's just facts. Liverpool have more games to play before the end of the season than City do. You're arguing with reality which is fucking insane eve for ABL's.
doubt huddersfeild will come back up, but they wont get relegated twice like sunderland
Easton Edwards
The fact they even came up is remarkable in itself.
Cameron Young
You have to be a special kind of shit to be as shit as that Sunderland team
Asher Adams
Did you know that other teams have won the champions league and their domestic league in the same year before, city are already 1 point ahead, you could win every game in the league and still come 2nd.
Nicholas Kelly
that and they also survived a season
Nathan Collins
>people unionically reply to 190kg the Nonce who felt up his own niece and got disowned by his family Come on lads. Speaking of him though, what happened to Swansea? He must be glad Cardiff are going straight back down, right? Are Swansea coming back up or did they fuck it up?
city have been playing two games a week since february whereas liverpool have been off on warm weather training jollies most weeks after intentionally throwing in the towel on two domestic cups you thick cunt
Isaac Reed
they might be playoff contenders next season
Anthony Walker
non-uk bros, how do you guys watch motd? decent vpn? any stream somewhere? i miss watching it 2bh
Camden Baker
>190kg the Nonce who felt up his own niece and got disowned by his family what?
Brody Gonzalez
>City have played less games than Liverpool Not true even if they beat Farca Liverpool will have played less games than City as they got knocked out in the 3rd round of both league and FA cups >In B4 b-but I meant games at the end of the season The league runs all season. Cope harder
Christian Gray
How do people here know the details of each other's personal lives? We're anonymous; that's the whole point. Did he tell you all this happened?
Camden Hernandez
>you now remember Liverpool fans gloating about Man City having to play more games >now they're whining about Man City having to play fewer games
Luis Ross
Wow Gary you speak Spanish
I didn’t know
Owen Bennett
Vicious rumour made up be the seething politics posters who get dabbed on by 190
Of course I am aware. Thing is, Liverpool don't buy an entire new team every year like City, Chelsea or United do. So expecting them to win both is a huge fucking ask, especially with the strength of the other European clubs. So I don't think Liverpool will win unless they beat Barcelona and that all comes down to Messoy being bored or thinking about sprite. As for the title, I'm just saying that if City win it, it's down to fewer games in the time span, rather than them being vastly superior. That's all my dude. I expect Liverpool to win because I don't think United will want to see City win another league title.
Mate, re-read my post. I know you guys are dumb as fucking planks, so I'll point it out to you. >Therefore, as we can see, if City go on and win the Title, it's due to playing fewer games than Liverpool in the final stretch and thus being more fresh >than Liverpool in the final stretch >in the final stretch If you're gonna shitpost at least shitpost without being BTFO in the process. I never once said that Liverpool played more games than City. I said, once again, that they have more games in the final stretch than City. Which is 100% true.
Nathaniel White
>falling for ABL falseflags in the year of our lord 2019
Who am I kidding you're probably samefagging
Caleb Myers
See second reply chain. Never once did I say that Liverpool played more games than City in total. I said in the FINAL STRETCH. Does ABLism also come with dyslexia or selective reading?
Brayden James
based
Joshua Gray
This guy isn't false flagging, Potato. He's fucking deranged. Writes walls of text all the time about Liverpool and has quite possibly the worst filenames ever seen on this site.
Joshua Taylor
Fuck off Fitizen you fake Liverpool fan. We hate scum like you. Plastic fans who hate this country and never set foot in it unless it's to steal jobs or blow/murder somebody. Jog on.
Austin Smith
And was signed in January. That alone shows you how fucking bad they were this season.
The one positive they have is very few players in that squad will be poached by the big clubs because they were that terrible.
William Gray
>Mentions selective reading >Misses that the post preempted what he was going to say and says it anyway I know you’re getting a bit worked up furiously tapping out all those replies. Try to breathe a little and read things or you’re going to look silly
Ryder Nelson
Who have city signed this year that plays? I know they got Laporte last year where as Liverpool have Alison, Fabinho, Keita and the first full season with Van Dijk.
Grayson Peterson
>Team is relegated early >Stops giving a fuck >Starts winning games easily
Eddie Howe needs to have a word with firminos dentist, nigga looks like a baby orc.
Ryder Lopez
Mahrez. That's literally it.
Chase Garcia
Why are Scousers such pathetic COPE lords?
Wyatt Lewis
>fucking deranged >being passionate about your club is now bing 'fucking deranged' Must be an Arsecuck customer or a Shitty customer. Only such silent shithole stadiums visitors could come to such a conclusion. Oh who am I kidding, you don't even go, do you.
Except the post has nothing to do with my comment that in the final stretch Liverpool have more games and since we fucked it up at the start of the year, we could do without those games in order to be rested for the league ones. That's all. That's all I fucking said. All I said was City have more games in this final stretch than Liverpool and that is more likely to make a difference in the league. That is all.
In 2019? Nobody iirc. Nobody important. Yeah Liverpool signed a couple of people in 2018 Summer but nothing compared to the City/Chelsea/United turnarounds or the money used. Liverpool's net spend is one of the best in the league. The ones I mentioned are some of the worst. Therefore we spend what we make which is much more different than 'open up the chequebook, it's time to buy 5 new players then say they're shit (see Fred)'.
Mahrez joined in 2018 not 2019. If that's what he meant then yeah, fair enough.
I don't see them getting any more points this season either. They're going to finish the season on 14 points. That will be the second-worst total in history, worse than the literal WOAT Sunderland performance.
Hunter King
>passion = getting asshurt over every opposing opinion >using net spend without irony >being so pedantic you think "this year" literally means "this year"
Would have been the worst club of all time had Wolves not lost to them twice.
Logan Moore
The blonde is fucking stunning
Caleb Jackson
>We fucked up at the start of the year Yeah you did City didn’t and that’s why they have the advantage now and it’s completely fair if you fuck up again and they win >All I said was City have more games in the final stretch than Liverpool Actually you said the opposite to that. I didn’t realise your selective reading extended to your own post. Go back to what I said about making yourself look silly
Eli Foster
PSG buying neymar is the only reason Liverpools net spend is half decent, coutinho wasn't worth any more than 70 million when you sold him and you got lucky with Milner and Ox on frees.
Blake Scott
This program is making me hate West 'Am even more
Carter Rogers
Fuck watching that Ted is on Channel 4 and is ok for a laugh
Evan Bailey
If there's one group that always makes great managers, it's the 18-year-old zoomer children of Jewish usurers. I am literally just rewatching the snooker now.
