What exactly does he do?

What exactly does he do?

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>assist and got the 3 points
makes you seethe

In 19 series against UCL winners in the KO stages of the Champions League, Lionel Messi has either scored/assisted a game/series winner in 10 of those series. That's 10 out of the 13 series that his team won.

As per Cristiano Ronaldo, he only did the same in 4 out of 19 series, with 2 of those being a penalty and an offside goal. His team won 11 series, with 2 of the 8 lost series being against Messi.

Messi has scored more goals and assisted more than Ronaldo against the top EPL sides despite playing half of the games & never playing in England

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>What exactly does he do?
He assists the game winners. Messi got tired of embarrassing Penaldo in goals this season so now he's padding assists to further embarrass him. But hey, at least Penaldo won the prestigious Serie A - the league that Juventus have won the last 7 times without him - doing nothing against Fiorentina

>spend the game walking around
>still assist and contribute to team's victory
biggest chad in world football. Literally didn't spring for more than 30 seconds in the 2nd half

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>what do
>provides game winning assist

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Messi's favorite victims: UCL winners, top EPL sides, Real Madrid

Ronaldo's favorite victims: Wolfsburg and Schalke 04 in the UCL, Fulham in the EPL, Malaga in La Liga, Sassuolo in Serie A

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Unironically lost every single final he is

Makes you boil an love him at the same time

>In 19 series against UCL winners in the KO stages of the Champions League, Lionel Messi
First, picking only previous UCL winners is retarded as shit, a pointless random stat, maybe because you want to avoid Atletico Madrid while valuing Messi’s games against a Milan team led by Alexandre fucking Pato. He played in 14 series so even then you’re post is trash.

It’s very telling that Ronaldo’s haters keep spamming fake stats, like that fake pic with the teams they score the most against

everything ?
nah, srsly, he literally does everything, lmfao
he even goes to defend sometimes
what a boss he is

>he played in 14 series
19

>milan
7
>patetico
0

Messi played Atletico in 2013/14 and 2015/16 and in those 4 games in the QF he couldn't score once. Also half his goals against Milan were penalties

What's the point of any cherrypicking? Let's talk all time. All time, Messi has a better scoring ratio than Ronaldo in the UCL.

>b-b-but what about-
Ah, so you do want to cherrypick. Including non-UCL winners is a desperate attempt to include Ronaldo statpadding against Wolfsburg and Schalke 04 in the same level as Messi scoring the winner in the final against Manchester United

If it's about big games, then the real big games are against the UCL winners.

So scoring against Atletico in the final isn't a big game?

Too bad that ratio is useless after group stage huh

Patetico is not a UCL winner. Ronaldo has gone out against Lyon but nobody cares.

Ronaldo has never scored a game-winner in a final.

Messi's goals and assists have been decisive in 10 series out of 19 he played in the KO stages against UCL winners.

For comparison, Ronaldo only has 4 such instances (including 1 offside goal) also in 19 tries

>Lying on the internet
Guess you get your facts from your arse, like those 20 penalties against patético?

I am glad that the facts are so shocking that your first reaction is denial, meaning that you admit if they were true (they are) Messi would be superior. Glad for your concession.

But Atletico are an elite team right now; shit like AC Milan and fucking Hamburg are not

Messi didn't score against Hamburg, Ronaldo did score against Porto tho

man, at some point u gotta just draw the line you know

i mean, ppl that say renilda is better than messi, well, they:

1. are trolls
2. are blind
3. do not watch football at all

either way, no point talking to them, a waste of time

And Messi scored twice against Lyon

who is not an UCL winner, so it's irrelevant

but it's a team that KO'd Ronaldo (since apparently "teams that KO'd Messi" are the definition of elite)

No, elite teams are teams that play well. Atletico Madrid are second in La Liga and are always playing in the champions league, which makes them a good team. Are you intentionally being obtuse?

So basically are teams you pull out of your ass without an objective metric?

>without an objective metric
Tell me right now that AC Milan are a better team than Atletico Madrid because they won the CL 12 years ago

>muh AC Milan

Ronaldo's 4 clutch appearances:
Porto
United
Bayern Munich with half the squad injured (and offside)
Juventus (penalty)

Tremendous, meanwhile Messi has been decisive against United, Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid...

No, tell me that AC Milan are a better team than Atletico Madrid because they won the CL 12 years ago. If you're idea that being a CL winner makes you a good team is true, then you should have no problem saying that

AC Milan: 7 UCL
Patetico: 0 UCL

Of course they are better.

Is Ronaldo scoring an offside goal against Bayern Munich's infirmary the same as Messi's raping Boateng?

>Of course they are better.
Right now? Even though Atletico Madrid are doing better in the league, and AC Milan hasn't played a knock out stage CL game since 2014?

imagine paying to shitpost on this website lmao

You were exposed on another thread about it.
Show me those 20 penalty goals against atlético.

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Here are those 25 goals.
You said 20 were penalties. I count 8.
So you come to 4chins sports board to lie on the internet?
Talk about pathetic.

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20 penalties, wow
Ronaldo is finished

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