I thought Ronaldo didn't drink, really makes you think

I thought Ronaldo didn't drink, really makes you think.

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those are distilled messoy fan tears

>mfw it probably tastes sweet like Twain's tears

He slurps semen on a daily basis, what do you mean?

Based

imagine having to pretend like you actually did something winning the league with juve

it's like buyern and psg

This, literally nothing to celebrate about

He also says he doesn't rape, but look how that one turned out

should've watched the match, he was pathetic. even missed the ball (again) like a grade schooler.

how did it turn out?

Based

Who do you think he'll beat up when he comes home drunk tonight?

maybe he's tired from a night full of raping

Homophobia is not fun

Based

cringe

faggot

Based Karim.

>ronaldo is a homo
>ronaldo is a disgusting woman rapist
choose one

He's Bi, you idiot.

He's a sodomite, anus and test tube are all he knows.

>he enjoys having sex with women
>but only wants to fuck their assholes

that's a bisexual if I ever saw one

You're the one giving it a bad connotation.
There's nothing homosexual about slurping or even sipping semen. Guzzling it on the other hand...

Taking a sip of champagne after winning the league isn't "drinking".

>bottom for men
>top for men
He's used to having his arsehole ravaged by his Moroccan boyfriend so that's what he thinks women like when he's not using them as baby producer.

ding ding ding. either way he is a degenerate who will never get to grace a world cup win

>raPenaldo
>makes a test tube baby before marrying a literal prostitute for whatever reason
>never wins world cup

>missi
>marries the favela cumdumpster, has many vile tattoos branded upon his skin at her behest
>never wins the world cup

>mullel
>marries 10/10 childhood sweetheart, no tattoos, practicing christian
>wins the world cup WHILE being the most important man in his squad

repent before it's too late, atheists

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why is there a CGI zebra?

i guess you never watched irréversible

>marries 10/10 childhood sweetheart
It's the fact that she's a 6 and he still married her after being this famous that makes him an absolute saint

based and redpilled

>shes a 6
>where my big titty blonde 10/10 bimboz at
>we wuz kangz

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