I thought Ronaldo didn't drink, really makes you think.
I thought Ronaldo didn't drink, really makes you think
those are distilled messoy fan tears
>mfw it probably tastes sweet like Twain's tears
He slurps semen on a daily basis, what do you mean?
Based
imagine having to pretend like you actually did something winning the league with juve
it's like buyern and psg
This, literally nothing to celebrate about
He also says he doesn't rape, but look how that one turned out
should've watched the match, he was pathetic. even missed the ball (again) like a grade schooler.
how did it turn out?
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Who do you think he'll beat up when he comes home drunk tonight?
maybe he's tired from a night full of raping
Homophobia is not fun
Based
cringe
faggot
Based Karim.
>ronaldo is a homo
>ronaldo is a disgusting woman rapist
choose one
He's Bi, you idiot.
He's a sodomite, anus and test tube are all he knows.
>he enjoys having sex with women
>but only wants to fuck their assholes
that's a bisexual if I ever saw one
You're the one giving it a bad connotation.
There's nothing homosexual about slurping or even sipping semen. Guzzling it on the other hand...
Taking a sip of champagne after winning the league isn't "drinking".
>bottom for men
>top for men
He's used to having his arsehole ravaged by his Moroccan boyfriend so that's what he thinks women like when he's not using them as baby producer.
ding ding ding. either way he is a degenerate who will never get to grace a world cup win
>raPenaldo
>makes a test tube baby before marrying a literal prostitute for whatever reason
>never wins world cup
>missi
>marries the favela cumdumpster, has many vile tattoos branded upon his skin at her behest
>never wins the world cup
>mullel
>marries 10/10 childhood sweetheart, no tattoos, practicing christian
>wins the world cup WHILE being the most important man in his squad
repent before it's too late, atheists
why is there a CGI zebra?
i guess you never watched irréversible
>marries 10/10 childhood sweetheart
It's the fact that she's a 6 and he still married her after being this famous that makes him an absolute saint
based and redpilled
>shes a 6
>where my big titty blonde 10/10 bimboz at
>we wuz kangz