Official UFC St. Petersburg Gamethread #3

>Main card (1 p.m. ET on ESPN+)

Alistair Overeem vs. Alexei Oleinik

Islam Makhachev vs. Arman Tsarukyan

Sergey Pavlovich def. Marcelo Golm via first-round KO (1:06)

Roxanne Modafferi def. Antonina Shevchenko via split decision (live blog)

Krzysztof Jotko def. Alen Amedovski via unanimous decision (30-25, 30-26 x2)

>Undercard

Movsar Evloev def. Seung Woo Choi via UD (29-27 x2, 29-26)

Sultan Aliev def. Keita Nakamura via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)

Alexander Yakovlev def. Alex da Silva via sub (guillotine) ( (R2, 3:10)

Shamil Abdurakhimov def. Marcin Tybura via second-round TKO (3:15)

Michal Oleksiejczuk def. Gadzhimurad Antigulov via first-round KO (0:44)

Magomed Mustafaev def. Rafael Fiziev via first-round TKO (1:26)

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Pancakes or Banana Pancakes?

Schaubcakes

Feeling like this match will be a genocide

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i find bananas too mushy to eat with anything else

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Shit fights so far hopefully this and the main event are worth it

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feeling upset on this one bros

wait what
fuck me I almost missed reem
based euro card

Have you noticed how Bruce "the lady's man" Buffer doesn't have many photos with Chrissy?

You know why that is?

It's because Chrissy is pure. She is innocent and pure. Her heart is white, pristine in it's beauty.

She has an instagram but she doesn't post often. Her cat's instagram is more active than Chrissy's own instagram.

She is so pure, so beautiful. Anyone who has ever met her is lucky. She'd brighten my whole week if I ever met her. I'd have to stop myself from sperging out and telling her how special she is; I'd watch sadly as she walks away after our brief encounter, I want to tell her that she is an angel, a force for good in the world, but I know she'd just get weirded out by it because I'm too spergy.

You are based. Any pain that you feel, any hard times that you go through, are the greatest injustices in the world.

So this is to you, Chrissy, you angel, and even though you'll never read it, at least the people who do read it will know and realise how special you are and how much love and respect you deservce.

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these bois lookin juicy af

Shev btfo

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Bruce Buffer

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>comfy evening UFC card tonight
>RIZIN returns tomorrow night
based

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Really liking the beards on display here.
Great start.

another can for the statpadding dagestans

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inshallah

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It will be forsure B

Schaub bless brother

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imagine the fuckin STENCH in that arena right now

slip off

>crowd chanting Islam
the absolute state of slavcucks

This fight is already objectively worse than the WMMA fight.

>Spinning slip

All kinds of spinning shit

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Still my Queen

heem trippy

s l i c k

Give this kid a year or two he can beat Khabib.

You mean tonight

this fight not that good

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Who's that cageside redhead qt?

In 10 years Pico will be a tough matchup for khabib

good lord brehs

Wew it’s actually exiting when the two fighters can wrestle

Alright Bill?

>this fight

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False

Decent fight

>muh never taken down
>gets manhandled like a bitch
DAGESTANI DERAILED

Islam lost a grappling round what a can

holy shit what a round
newcomer has come for business

Nice back and forth round 10-10

Closer than I thought it would be so far.

wrestle vs sambo

Andrade bless

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These guys are fucking insane. Why is everyone at 185+ such fucking shit at fighting compared to LW/FW?

cheeky

Why do other MMA stars not sport really good beards like these guys?
It's really impressive stuff.

Islam is a bum.

>thoughts?

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This kid is good for 22

god who is this kid

definitely doesn't take good care of her pussy. probably wears the same panties two days in a row and doesn't shower.

Dat Muscle bunda

this is objectively the best commentary team. prove me wrong.

this is GAY, scat poster was right all along

Insane, there will never be a ranked English fighter again.

I was going to suggest that rarely having sex might be the reason that these Caucasian fighters are so good at fighting, all that pent up aggression.

But then I remembered that Cody's girl literally stopped having sex with him after he lost to TJ, yet he didn't seem to get any better.

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hot

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fat

Smells like a hoagie

Tsarukyan is the one to end the khabib meme. A TRUE Russian wrestler

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She looks like vitor belfort in bikini

I usually don't like wrestling but this is great
Tsarukyan is legit

would ben askren win?

In many ways Tsar is up 20-18

dagestani gonna take his second L

Tj was doping. Natty no fap boost can’t conpete with epo

fantastic fight
really surprised Islam isn't shooting for his takedowns

He seems more content on defending them

How the hell are you meant to score this fight

oh really? oh wow what a hot take

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muh merican d1 rasslers have nothing on these caucasus bois.

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hes losing for it

I will be very surprised if dagestani diaspora will allow tsarukyan to win

If it goes to decision regardless of Tsarukin winning all 3 the Russian judges will score for *slam

h-hadouken?

they will give it to islam

1-1 but could be 2-0 to Islam

Good point. Cody is probably too low IQ to properly get the test boost from natty nofap as well (can't count to 7, forgets which day he started, etc.)

should have been 5 rounds

Now I'm here your 5 year barren spell is over. Open your legs and be happy.

Pisslam absolutely EXPOSED

But he'll get the hometown decision regardless. Muh Khabib and all.

>lebbit gets rid of soccer streams

>now mmastreams

fucking liberal faggots ruin everything.

Anyone have a stream

pretty sure half of russia would side with the armenian

Tsarukyan is also russian

welcome to corporate tyranny

ufc.tv

Tsarukyan wins 29-27

>wrestling

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*trigger incels*

>not being able to watch illegal streams is tyranny

neither of them are russians

MMAStreamz

Turn on your tv

Who won that heem?

30-30 they both did a great job in there

The best bit was when they got sweaty and hugged

hehe yeah i got a stream for you... a yellow stream hhehehe

Islam, unironically

what if someone covered these two in oil haha

goatfuckers

Islam won 2 and 3

30-20 Islam

the russian

The one with the beard.

Islam because it’s in russia

This isn't a hot take competition
I'm just saying they're making wrestling (usually boring) exciting

Fantastic fight 2bh
Great scrambles


Pretty surprised Islam never initiated the grappling himself, it was always off defending attempts

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he's armenian you dumbass

FUCK Islam, Tsarukyan is my boy

>3 rounds of wrestlekino
this is the future of MMA and it's glorious

*unzips* heres a stream for ya

Wtf. What happened to Souza vs Romero 2???

Get a job and buy a year of ESPN+ for $49.99

ufc.tv

>almost missed the whole thing
fuck..was it good?

29-28 Islam but that other guy did great for his first fight against someone like islam.

Makhachev won on the scorecards, Tsarukyan won the fight. One of the best grappling fights I've ever seen tbqh.

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FIXED
>ROBBED
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>30-27

wew woo woulda guessed

Islam won

Stream of piss coming your way.

Islam lost the story of the fight

Good grappling match. New guy is impressive.

>30-27
Rigged and gay.

plus.espn.com/

>30-27

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sneaky khabibs father in the background

Islam lost the story

Romero's faith was shaken by the Notre Dame fire.

FUCK ISLAM. EAT SHIT GOAT FUCKERS. YOUR WIFE IS A TOWEL, MATE.

Genuinely was
As they were hyping Islam's opponent in the promo I was thinking holy shit he's pretty legit. Glad it turned out so fun, hope both guys go on to do good shit.

one guy tried to buttfuck the other guy so a pretty standard ufc fight

*beheads you*

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Than they would be Turkish faggots

they will yihad the arena

>zero pop khabib
lel not even a draw in his own country.

Is the Georgian guy a good wrestler? Or was Islam EXPOSED by a can?

First, it was Romero vs. Costa, then Costa either got USADA'D or chickened out, and was replaced by Jacare. Then Romero got mega sick and was replaced by Heemerson. Then the card was so shit that they had to move it to ESPN+ from ESPN.

>saves bantamweight division

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The judges need to score striking way more than just grabbing someone. Big loop hole you an just attempt take downs against the cage for the whole fight randy couture style, there is no reason to do anything else

Romero was going to pop for steroids so he said he has "pneumonia". It's a shame because you could argue Souza won their first matchup, but Yoel is probably just going to be out until he gets handed another title shot.

how the fuck did they think that was a good idea anyway

The reem boutta shit all over these ruskies by knocking their boy out stone fucking cold

Where is OP's pic from?

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>retards are still hosting sporting events in Russia
Stop that.

based

did you not just watch him grapple? He just wrestled his ass off, great offence and defence.

They were both impressive as fuck. The 22 year old guy is going to do great things in a few years.

Yan is based he actually has good boxing, which is rare to see in mma. Too bad most of the BWs are dodging him.

training to fight greeks.

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he has some sort of medal in wrestling

Just pretend the cage has spikes on it, makes grinding and octagon control much more important

I unironically like all of the dagostanis. They are generally good sportsmen and heem. Much better than Brazzos

Javier Mendez probably gonna be shooting AK's and fucking whores with Kadyrov later tonight.

First round KO pls, I need to sleep.

Oleynik is 50 years old and still looks roided as fuck how is he passing USADA?

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Conor here: your wife is a towel. Drink Proper 12.

any more webms of cool shit from the fight?

Why are Muslims so fucking gay

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I get bored during grappling chessmatches and start shitposting on heem or watching tranny porn.

>an infinatly replicable resource needs to be goyim-gated or else the commies win.
Also
>Greece
>Having an issue with people getting shit for free

I dunno. A boxing scoring system simply doesn’t work for grappling

Fer ser b khabib is a good sportsmen that's why he had his Dagestani boys jump Conor.

yeah I believe Reem will do that. Oleinik is slow old fuck

you tried lad and that's all anyone can do

That Chechen guy the other week, Zelim something, was a real bag of dirt
Therefore he is /ourguy/

Jesus, Reem has not aged in like 15 years.

Islam is really a gay religion. That's why women are not allowed to have rights: so the men can fuck goats and other men.

>The UFC putting dramatic music over him beating a 44 year old Mark Hunt as if it's a huge achievement

yikes...

Not allowed to interact with women unless they're married. Hence they develop homosexual habits from a young age.

why is he dressed like a British cab driver?

Oh. Yeah the new guy can wrestle and probably actually won the fight but russian judges got there comrades back

Because they cover up their women in towels

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inbreeding?small peepee? who knows

Is it Oleinik's son on the left?

Those are all straight me so straight the word gay doesn’t even come to mind when in a bathtub with 6 other men. They don’t have a concept for gay so nothing they do is actually gay

heem the reem.

The issue is if you don't make it illegal and hard to do then they can't make any money from the "infinatly" replicable resource that they own.

Also,
>America
>having any idea what's happening in other countries

its not gay till he gets a beard

anything lower than middleweight should be banned

Redpilled

OverHEEM is immortal.

>that haircut
JUST

>These two have 130 professional fights between them

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can the reem save this card bros?

Reems brain is going to be studied for decades. He probably only has the stem left he must be completely fucked in the head

There are literally 4 skilled LHW/HW fighters combined on PLANET EARTH. LW alone has 25 skilled fighters.

>Wake up
>Log into heem.com accout
>Modafferi def. Shevchenko

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You know Muslims fuck little boys in the ass and only consider the boy gay? You're probably a mudshit anyway

the SIZE of that man
yeah I'm thinking UBERREEM is back boys, based America letting him get juicy to BTFO the Russian dopers

He lives in a cramped place and dresses humbly so that he stays hungry. ( according to himself)

The switch to hippo meat really worked well

Bane?

>claps

>LW alone has 25 skilled fighters.
Name all 25

Also that isn’t even counting reems kickboxing career

Based Walkout music

kino REEM walkout

They both did. Both got paid and took no damage

REEM HEEM REEM HEEM REEM HEEM

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OVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

What am I supposed to do the rest of the day, bros?

The slightest contact will knock out Overeem at this point, and still this match will end by submission.

bit worried

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Reem already looks concussed as fuck lmao

Anthony Bourdain said that Russians consume on average 20 ounces of alcohol per day. I wonder if that's legit...

If it's true, Alexie may still be healthier than average regardless of how much head trauma he takes

Pay for a boring boxing ppv

Time for reem to get sleepy again

Edge

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I forgot my heem password so I have to post under a new account but I just want to let ya'll guys know that I'm the guy who invented the Toilet Till meme. So if you see this account using that meme and you think I shouldn't be because it isnt my meme well I'm just saying: It is my meme.

Mushroom coffee pilled

Yeah it's econoreem alright

>falling for Taqqiya

Are Reem, DC and Yoel the only black men that /heem/ like?

Bois why am I getting into warhammer 40k just now via the lore? Should I pull back before I plunge into the abyss? I've been on the wikis all week and just bought a book...

>Overeem is going to go for a guillotine
Based retard commentator.

Gonna get that free too later...

Look at this fool

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>Combined age of 79

HERE we GO

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>Goddard

Someone is dying

even if Reem loses all of his fights after this and Drops to prelims he is still my eternal boy

Apologise

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Reem and DC are white lol

He's still recovering from the Ngugumbo KO

Is reem back on the juice

Pettis, Gaethje, Alvarez, Johnson, Barboza, Lee, Dos Anjos, McGregor, Khabib, Holloway, Poirier, Diaz, Felder, Ferguson, Cerrone, Iaquinta, Oliveira, Vick, Hooker

That’s like 20 off the top of my head

Warhammer is getting pozzed don't bother it's ruined forever.

nice bro

gonna go weewee brb

Did reem won the fight against CTE?

>divegrass halftime
>reem - oleinik starting
based

Sup reem

who

uh oh

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This

weird how Christians never fuck little boys in the ass you'd think they'd have picked it up by now

What's everyone drinking today?

I thought Reem's nicknae was "The reem"

Stop pretending you’re me.

Russian crowds are weird as hell, they cheer for 1 second and go dead silent again, it was the same in the world cup when russia played

20 oz of pure alcohol? So like 40 oz of vodka, or like 27 shots per day? Lol no

Is that something poeple have been saying for decades or is it truth?

Reem looks a little bit uber

They used to train together. Boys from childhood. Now they fight

lol

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An open mind is a fortress unbarred and unguarded

handsome

It was The demolition man for a while prior to that

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'reem looks shook

too hungover lad. maybe some beer later.

Oh shit

Why does the crowd sound so fucking muted?
I get it isn't really the clash of the titans but you paid to be there so get excited you homos.

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heem chinny

>to the ground straight away

FOr God's sake Reem

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wtf was that stand up technique

Overeems chin is so bad

Why should it be a fortress at all?

I'm not so sure this Emperor guy is a good guy...

Lmao olyeink just finna hit em with a standing hammer fist

Reem's gotta retire

Oleinik moves like Hendo

Lads where do I learn to strike like Oleinik

numbers are bs but mfw you never so shaky breakdancer who needs 200 gramms just to get his coordination back

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>this is main event

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Oleinik is going to gas out and get heemed

lmao hw is a joke

Oleinik strikes like a sperg

These dudes look like they wake up tired, fight tired, and go to bed tired...

Econoreem is being too economic

Oleinik is dernesque in his striking

This is some dada 5000 / kimbo slice shit

Delet the HW division already

ITS ALLLLLL OVVVERR
SCHAUB STYLE
REEM IS THE WINNER

HEEM KNEEY

oleinik with that lobovs hammerfist

>5 rounds of this

>that silence
lmao

Reem wins :)

AHAHAHAHA

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UBER HEEEEEEEEEEEM

heeeeem wooooow amazing...

STOPPY

slowest finish ever

That was disappointing

????????????????????

GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEM

BASED REEM

Great fight

HEEM SLEEPY

the absolute state of HW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Reminder overeem gets paid more than all the people on 236 solely because he's not a manlet

This is a spicy swang and bang slugfest. Heem is impossible to please

nice little saturday afternoon 4/20 card

have a good weekend lads

reemed?

What the fuck was that?

Goddard had put serious money on Oleynik it seems

didn't want to hurt his friend

Just retire before you die Overeem

tiredness is a measure of labor

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Didn't think Reem looked that good. Volkov would've put him away.

BASED REEM SAVES THIS GOD AWFUL CARD

Just awful

he was controlling the other wrist felder you BRAINLET

Reem winny

overheem clearly did not want to give that ground n pound

What a shit fight

Oliynik won the entire fight except for the finish

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That was great, those knees were savage

What a nice friendly heem

Based reem

If US troops surrounded your shitty little country and prevented you homo chimpanzees from being able to have clean drinking water unless you paid a premium you would be rather pissed off wouldn't you? I wouldn't mind paying if the pay-per-view package wasn't stupidly expensive for like 3 interesting fights and tv/ppv packages where not prone to becoming a 60 monthly bill after a few months. This shit is actually pretty predatory for everybody involved but Dana and his business associates.

He got hit by knees like 30 times because his head was so low he didn't bother to adjust his stance. Based Oleinik

Reem was going easy on him.

Oleinik hits on the 0.75 speed lmao

Come back for boxing stream, bro?

Shittest card in years. Complete trash.

He lost by gas'ing himself out lmoa

SG Lovia

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Did they both get paid to loose?

If Reem was a better fighter he would've countered Oleynik's molasses windmills. A real striker would've had Reem out instantly.

Really high fight IQ from the Russian

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Overeem is white, right?

BASED REEM
Doing the rope a dope, letting Bumleinik gas himself out, then putting him away

He looked bad.

>overeem gets touched up
>doesn't get hemmed
since when? is ubereem dare i say, back?

No no, he said about 20 shots of vodka. Like 2 at breakfast, 2 or 3 at lunch and line 13 to 15 at dinner was the full quote. He said that when someone asked him which trips were hardest on him. But, I always figured it was just the people he hung out with and not just Russians in general.

Well it went as expected I guess, I still want to watch Volkov vs Reem

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thanks

I take you didn't watch prelims

Taking the fight on short notice, he won the story

Yeah, he was winning until he lost.

Born in England so yes

Well I'm disappointed, was sorely hoping for another meme choke.

>tiredness is a measure of labor

And size. The bantams fucking explode and bounce all over the ring. At HW, these dudes gas on the walk out. Human biosystems weren't designed to handle this scale very well it seems.

cringe

Volkovs a piece of shit

Oleinik fighting style is absolutely bizarre

>standing hammerfist btw

>41
looks 60

chained together

>comparing watching ufc to being able to drink water
Just stop talking retard

That has got to be one of the most retarded blowing of loads early I've ever seen

>pic
what the fuck

Early prelims were LITTY BRO.

oh shit you're right i took a 20mg caramel and completely forgot about that. good looking out

How many bongs rill rizin, gonna set the alarm so I don't forget this tine

reem: lots of love from the fans

the fans: ......

Reem be hw champion come 2020

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9.5

CO-ming UP-next

From sunny Sunrise, Florida - Jacare vs Hermansson.

Rate this card /heem/

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He is a 41 yo hw grappler with more than 70 fights. His body is shit. He moves like a zombie

How is Reem's English so good? He speaks it better than most American fighters

10 bongs 25 bings

half jamaican half english

Just looked at the results. A list of absolute who's with 3 random KSW bum tko/ko's. literally wgaf.

he is English

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>next I want to fight the guy who popped for roids and will be out for 2 years
Thanks Reem very cool.

Thought so too, but it was entertaining. Better than main card, honestly.

>Greg Hardy Co-main

Oh my

could be shitty or spicy, 7/10 rn

Dutch is basically English

youtube.com/watch?v=FQl1JbuYrLk

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I think it will be good, love Jacare.

Hyped for Greg Hardy, can't be arsed about the rest

actually looks like a fun card

Better than the next PPV/10

Actually pretty fucking good

His kids are so it counts

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Why do they keep putting Greg Hardy in the co-main? Is Dana scared of angering him or something?

gonna be good

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fuck USADA

kek i forgot this
was he confirmed to have popped?

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Reem 2bh lads

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Dana don't wanna catch those knees.

The jungle.

because it's on ESPN so they are hoping ESPN viewers know who Hardy is.

t. literal 229er

Checked

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Think I might actually cry when reem wins the title

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He fractured his arm.

If Reem can win, Jacare can win.

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Use your shoulder rotators to swing your arms. That's basically it. Don't bother to activate any other muscles because the whip effect will lost

Of course Jacare can win. He's actually still very good.

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It's too late brah. His chin is gone. He just got rocked by a light tap on the chin.

roided nobody, wins in the last 5 years
fluke early stoppage over jds
win over the ghost of Mark Hunt
robbery over Werdum
some debut
Volkovs dad

Is that the kike Finkelstein sitting behind him?

so when does it start?

impressive

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Boa really tried to take some steam off with bodyshots

When is the main card??

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>Doubting Alistair

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about 9 bongs

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>albREKTsson

Yeah lots of right hands to the breadbasket

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>He won over all this guys
>but also doesn't matter because I say so
Cringe, in the current state of the division I think reem has a ver good chance of contending for the title

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He should move to One and hop back on the juice.

Rizin is on the 21st

>boomer uprising

what a shit card bros

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which is tomorrow...

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Learn time

>tfw gonna miss this entire thing visiting my old cunt of a grandmother
Wish she'd croak already.

Honestly, he did over think the fight and made it much worse for himself. He was afraid of ko so bad he was lying forward all the fight and his head stayed too low which allowed reem to knee him without any problems.

Agreed. Don't know why he hasn't. Maybe he still believes he can win the title clean

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its finally back bros

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Last one. Oleinik was winning the decision.

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two Caucasians had a good match

not based

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weaponized autism

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I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.
is rizin on in the middle of the night tonight in bong time or what

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Stipe tapped

wouldn't even beat Lewis, already got chinned by Stipe. Not only will he never get another title shot, he would get knocked out in under a minute by DC.

>ufc
>clean

O_O

10 bongs.

It's 9pm
add 9 hours
that's 6am
It's on around sunrise tomorrow
which is around 3pm Japanese time

literally in 10 bongs 7 bings

fite always has a countdown
fite.tv/watch/rizin-15/2oiw5/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM!!!

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>Dana and pals really deserve $59 for letting 16 or so people fight in front of cameras

25-30 is a number I can wrap my head around, but this bullshit is too much for like 3 interesting fights.

thank you for your contributions aussie bro
you are the sole valued member of /heem/

I honestly can't believe she won. Shevchenko's wrestling is nonexistent.

Card overdelivered considering how bad it looked on paper.
Overall a good comfy night of heeming and being heemed.

You might be right but don't they say keep "you're chin tucked"?

Agreed but I don't think he can get back to Ubereem as it would be too unsubtle

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fuckin weebs

Oleinik's chin wasn't tucked he was just low

Why did he even go for the guillotine?

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YUH

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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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Ah yeah, I can understand your reasoning there. You can't roid that heavily in UFC unless you're a favorite, or at least Jones.

You can tuck your chin and don't walk lime orangutan. Moreover this advise is usually for people who don't tuck their chin when they move their head. I didn't see any head movements from Oleinik

kek

Should be a good one

GUILLOTTTIIIIIIIINNNNNNE

REEM

BLESS

Webm of the spinny dance?

>Rena heeming some bum to get her record back on track
>Gucci flushing Ben 10
>King Mo getting permaflushed in the rematch
Yeah I think the UFC lost this one, Rizin will outdo the st shittersberg card

When is Rizin on?

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11 pst tonite

Albrektsson looks like my CAF in EA UFC except without the tattoo saying I AM FUCKING GAY on his chest

>Two Intermissions
>One with only 2 fights remaining

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he might have it

cringepilled aND BLUEpilled

who is going to win this one lads?

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Not watching Rizin
Going to Church at 6:30 instead
Lord Bless

fackin fuji tv

I'm so sick of that massive faggot hardy

>The Prince of War

That's a nickname I would have made when I was 5

I hope his wife beating ass gets heemed until he quits

Also why does that tomato headed FUCK keep pushing him like he's up next

t. unironic trudeau voter

>would't even beat Lewis?

Why? Lewis isn't that good. Hunt beat him. Reem beat Hunt. I mean, you never know whats going to happen.

>already got chinned by Stipe

So? What is that supposed to signify?

>Not only will he never get another title shot, he would get knocked out in under a minute by DC.

I think you might be overestimating Daniel here. He is not some huge puncher. Overeem is like 6'5''. He is dangerous for any short fighter. Knees are a bitch.

anyone surprised reem won?

I don't understand why people make such a huge deal of violence against women. I mean, they're weaker, sure, but if Hardy would've smashed some skinny nerd who weight 130 soaking wet, people wouldn't really care. How is this so different?

how does the ufc hw division manage to get worse with every single day?

No new prospects, all of the top heavyweights are aging and now in their 40s.

not my favorite card, but I'm down with the mid day card every once in a while. Glad I watched but eh for me

They're not getting worse every single day.

What is your evidence for it getting worse?

big fan of the grappling in Makachev's fight tonight

A turbo can like oleynik got into the top 10 and reem looked worse than ever

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lmao how did reem look bad at all? he let alexey gas out and then heemed him in like 10 strikes

WHY WAS IT SO EARLY. WHY WAS IT EARLY I MISSED THE WHOLE DAMN CARD.

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>A turbo can like oleynik got into the top 10 and reem looked worse than ever

How is Oleinik a "turbo can"?

And I don't think Overeem looked worse than he looked against Blaydes. Or Rothwell. Or...

this is the man who will defeat jon jones.

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Who is the semen demon

All Brazilians are 24

get the fuck in here lads

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>Why?
he's a chinlet

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But he was a chinlet when he fought Nelson too. JDS, Hunt, etc

This is nothing new for him.

who's this? got sauce? asking for a friend