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He has less appearances I think.
They were saving him for the UCL.

>statpadding is really really important
lmao at messoy apologists

5 CL

1 Euro

ten

EXPOSED

he's is allways rested on the easy games

0 game-winning goals in finals

Based Quagliarella, what a chad boomer

>Getting outscored by 90 year old Quagliarella
Embarrassing 2bh

five

five times two equals ten

based resolution

When did the Polish league become so popular among Iberians?

autism

Erasmus

>19 goals
>5 were penalties
>9 were one touch in the box (tap in)
lol

Lmao

Boomer Luca Toni was the best striker just a few years ago

How often does it happen that a player becomes a top goalscorer in his first season to the league?

It's the first year for Piatek as well

And while playing for a relegation fodder team. That team was boomer as fuck.

Someone who was paid 100 milions, takes almost all free kicks and penalties and most shots overall should be the league topscorer, especially if he plays for the team that won the league ~8 times in row. For example if Juventus bought someone around Aguero tier, I'm sure he would score more goals with all the CR privilege

I'm not a Ronaldo fan boy, just asking

Lots of penalties. What's more relevant here is that Zapata scored his first goal early in November and the second one early in December and still managed to catch up to Ronaldo

>Messi isn't even in top 9
KEK

So Milik is actually good? I remember him doing quite well at Ajax but was unsure about how well players can transition from the Eredivisie to Serie A

lel

he scored a lot for Ajax but he also spent the majority of his time being invisible, although part of that was due to Frank de Boer's boring defensive tactics

*Puts penaldo as CB*

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The state of those jobbers. How Serie A has fallen from the glory days

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Who is this Gytkjær?

For me, it's 2000/01

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97/98 even better

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Fucking hell that's a whole lot of average. Nice 'challenge' lol

He's played significantly less games than everyone else on that list

>Italians in charge of scoring the most goals in their own league

Not doing too great yourself there Klaus

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poles are honorary germans in denial

>Chevanton
>Batistuta
>Vieri
>Shevchenko
>Trezeguet
>Crespo
>Ronaldo
>Del Piero
What a nostalgia trip.

Meanwhile in Spain you now remember Danny Guiza

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A massive one season wonder who disappeared right after the Euro win.

Interesting case.

Harry Kane the great white hope

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I think I remember a couple of Spanish managers going there some time ago and bringing players with them. Probably some of them are still there and doing well and that can attract some other to look at Poland as an alternative to be playing in 2nd division in Spain.

Chevantón, now THAT was a proper striker

Disappeared thanks to be a retarded human being and taking shitty decisions because really low IQ

Anelka with 19 must be the shittest golden boot ever won in any top European league.

He was no Salas and Zamarano

>15 (fifteen)

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At least he did it twice. Back to back, even.

Maradona won it with 15 goals

Fair points. I don't think Ronaldo really cares unless the whole world is watching. He was saving himself for CL. Delighted he was dumped out

so here's penaldo's track record
>goal 1: tap-in header vs sassuolo
>goal 2: shot from inside penalty box vs sassuolo
>goal 3: tap-in from a deflection vs frosinone
>goal 4: shot from inside penalty box vs udinese
>goal 5: tap-in from shit keeping vs genoa
>goal 6: penaldo vs empoli
>goal 7: shot from outside penalty box vs empoli
>goal 8: tap-in from shit keeping vs ac milan
>goal 9: tap-in volley vs spal
>goal 10: penaldo statpad vs fiorentina
>goal 11: penaldo vs torino
>goal 12: tap-in header vs atalanta
>goal 13: shot from inside penalty box with shit keeping vs sampdoria
>goal 14: penaldo vs sampdoria
>goal 15: penaldo vs lazio
>goal 16: deflected shot from inside penalty box vs parma
>goal 17: header vs parma (wouldn't consider this a tap-in)
>goal 18: statpad header vs sassuolo
>goal 19: statpad shot from inside penalty box vs frosinone
congratulations to ronaldo for his 19 goals in serie a, which includes
>six tap-ins
>five penalties
>three statpads
>three goals from shit keeping
>two goals from a deflection
>twelve goals against the bottom half of the table (four against teams in the relegation spots)
>only one goal from outside the penalty box
>no hat-tricks
TRULY the magisterial man mountain twain envisions in his head

And yet he will still finish top 3 in the ballon d’or somehow

Don't think so. He's done nothing all season. Nobody cares about Juve winning Serie A when they would have won it easily without him anyway. So he's done nothing of note

>Atalanta
Why does MLS team play in Italy????

there is still the UNL, watch him win the ballon d'or if he wins the UNL and messi doesn't win the CL or the copa

And Messi is currently 13 goals ahead of the #2.

Do people really take that tournament seriously? I thought it was a bit of a joke. But maybe that's just because we're shit

it will be taken seriously if ronaldo wins it

look at these hacks. we really are a farmer league

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Damn I miss Huntelaar.

The 4 contestants have basically no trophies, so they care about this

>Alfonso Alves
Topkek
Who was the Italian lad who scored a bunch of goals won season then moved to the PL for 10m. Back when 10m was a lot of money. I think he went to Boro as well same as Alves

ah it was Maccarone I was thinking of but he never even played in the Dutch league

Arnold Watson-Hutton, now THAT was a real player

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>muh cherrypick
If you want to take it to that level, he literally scored the final winning goal in 2016. Now move the goalposts again

Our league sucks even more, not a single mexican since 2011

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>1906
>post-1994 South Africa flag

why cant he pad dem stats against ajax bro

based

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What is with the low numbers? Is there only 20 games a season or something?

He was Argentine tho

Also, reading about this subject just saw some of the first games of the Argentine NT against Uruguay and almost all our players had British names kek

Most Latin American countries have two seasons per year

>A player from NEC is able to become top goal scorer
Pretty based if you ask me

Wait you mean to tell me Ronaldo has 0 (Zero) league hattricks this season?

Do you remember this?

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Tbf he had scored 15 with Bolton at Christmas before we sold him to sit on the bench behind drogba

Higuain got less votes than Payet for that season's Ballon d'Or kek

The strength of Yubentus is their defensive system even exposed at European level they're far better than anyone else. Ronaldo teams with carbonara and guanciale on the wings and a bunch of dms in the middle to feed him

>ynr Eduardo Da Silva

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And people call twain obsessed

this is hilarious

fucking machlas was top scorer in your league back in the 90s

>14 goals in 38 matches
>all those literal whos
When did it all go so wrong?

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18 games

>How often does it happen that a player becomes a top goalscorer in his first season to the league?
Toni did it

Swear Andy Cole got it with 18 or so in 99.
The rest of the PL was so completely dire that year. Yanited didn't even get 80 points but the title was never in doubt anyway.

Meanwhile, in The Championship.

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Vleminckx, jikes.

>Rodriguez
>Che
Yes, very English

Higuain was bretty great on Napoli.
The NT fucked his mind up.

What does B stands for?

M A T E J A K E Z M A N

based

he just scored a goal for ajax yesterday la

>Materazzi
Holy based. I swear he's a centre back?

>just two goals more than Milik

fucking KEK

what happened in 1900 that Argentina stopped being white?

Literally no one was talking about messi util you brought it out lol

t. 1/16 polish heritage

imagine watching our league OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>boomer romario was still top goalscorer in 2005

>you now remember Djibril Cisse because of trying to figure out which Premiership leg snap was sicker out of him and Eduardo

Based Kléber

lmao juve got scammed with this fraud
I expect 5 goals next season and retirement

Payet was immense that season tbqh. Bit of a one season wonder

P U K K I
U
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K
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Yes that is pretty based. I dont know if he took penalties or something. Perugia were just mid table team

>Has 5 chances of wining a treble
>won 0
KEK

Messi and one scouser are a look, 3rd will probably go to a young ajax meme

B stands for "Bramki" which means "Goals in polish
gytkajer is a Lech Poznań striker, the only person doing his job right in this team, he was top scorer in Norwegian Leuage then he got transfered to 2 Bundesliga then to Lech Poznań
Igor Angulo and Carlitos completely destroyed this leauge in 2017/2018 after that everyone started buying them because it is cheap to get them from like 4th Spanish Division and they still have better technique than most of our players

Ronaldo will go down in history as the man who won 5 cls (3 of them in a row) and also a Euro. He already peaked.

Messi will be remembered as the best Barcelona player and the man who choked 4 finals with Argentina.

FACT.

Is there more to Bramki? Do you use bramki as something else?

Bramka is a goal post the thing you should into
In other context bramka can be something like a gate for example in nightclubs you need to go through "bramka" to entry it or in the airport you need to go through "bramka" which is a metal detector.
We also often call goals just "gol"

>bramka is a goal post the thing you should into
I meant a goal not a goal post ofc

Brazil NT in 2040 WC.

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Oh okay, dzyekyiem

>Fred
ISHiGGYDIGGY

vaffANGULO

ah, now THAT was a ronaldo

Worst poster on all of 4channel

So does Juventus give a shit about the remaining games enough?

So who is winning Serie a player of the year?

fucking vincent janssen. that meme ended quite soon

Sure, it's not like they need to be ready for champions league lol

Remember a few years ago when Luca Toni was top scorer in Serie A aged about 46. Tevez had a chance to equal him with a penalty. The keeper saved it and did the Luca Toni celebration. 100% based

as opposed to messis 0
at least he was a brace in a final and 4 goals overall
how many does missi have?

so if someone scores a blooter, polish commentator would scream BRAMKAAAAAA?

>ynr keirrison

Yes, but they often alternate to GOL since it rolls off the tongue better for a screamer announcement.

>only 1 Agüero
disappointing
he's 7th in the all time list

Based

>Pierre Gignac
Huh?

He always misses a few games with injuries

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This guy

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this is my favorite football-type thread here on Yea Forums. i think because im kinda boomer and we talk about last 20-15 years.
But still based.

>Pierre Gignac
?

> generic ronaldo vs messi thread turns into a ynr stats thread
Good Yea Forums

>Materazzi

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He has the same number of goals as Zapata and has the same goals-to-minutes ratio.

based roy makaay

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>Gabi>goal won it this year
lmao

Penals + headers

you just had to let him bleach his hair, fuck 9nhas and snort cocaine like any decent brazilian striker

who cares

>No mention of hubner in this thread...
Disappoint.jpg

>no one mentions messi
>b-but messi
Don't you get tired of this faggotery, romanian?

0 (zero) trebles

Zapata keep it up man

Finns are probably the most powerfull race in the world

serie a is the toughest league, what else in new?

>2 leagues in 9 years at real Madrid
LOL

He's like a shittier Lewandowski

carrying the team la

please watch our league

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UNA VELA

Milik was injured or recovering most of the time in Ajax, even now he's not reached his full potential and probably never will.

>Nani
so that's where he is. forgot that lad existed

>darwin quintero
>memo rodriguez
love latin american names

Where is Nikolic

Can't believe Lukaku has played so many games already. Nearly as much as Henry already. More than Ian Wright. Nearly 2 full seasons more than Kane.

Anyway I'm sure we all agree that Shearer was better than Cronaldo. What a man.

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>Harry Kane the great white hope
>not Berbatov

>our league

Didn't know cities like Los Angeles are Canadian now

Pretty sure Berbs is retired lad