Official UFC St. Petersburg Gamethread #2

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How do bums like Amedovski who have 0 TDD or ground game even get into the UFC?

>cringe

SPINNING SHIT

heem spinny dance moves

I myself could literally disintegrate both these cans.
At least the Muslim lost tho

Is he the new Tony?

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Heem yourself, my man, and don't post bestiality again.

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You think they..?

>THIS IS MY HOUSE.. EH UH...

ouch cringe jotko

Lmao fucking styled on

imagine being this low test

nice post lith

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SHIT. STOP.

Mix of stocky build, being naturally unathletic and getting nervous during the fight. Also Jotko has a solid mid level TD game

R-selected asscow.

Jotko's shout sort of synced with the music
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you know

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>eating risotto with mushrooms and peas
>watching a comfy russian card
>drinking some fine wine
life's good lads

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In many ways Amedovski won that fight

>8 strikes
lmao

based herb

100%

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Gaidį, dark kartą kiaulę užpostinsi, aš tave per internetą išpysiu.

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imagine the smell + taste

dustinpoirier
The Rat King stopped by to check out the STRAP!! Louisiana Strong #ganggang
instagram.com/p/BwfGKwnh0xi/

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I just checked his record, he was 8-0 with 8 heems before this. Typical bumfighter going up against an actual opponent for the first time

Antonina Is such a Patrician name for a girl

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her poosy is part of her legs

Can't wait for my girl to 30-27 that ugly cringeweeb

based

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hope the fucking geek gets heemed!

Based
Dustin is already having way more fun with the belt than Fatbib. Dusty is the real champ

How tall is Theo?

Can't wait for our girl Roxanne Modafinil to 29-28 Lil Shev

Valentina has more mental discipline in 5 minutes than I've had my entire life

In many ways all cards should be in Europe

Fuck, wrong one. Meant to post this.

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Gross.

dern looking thicc

Let's go Antonina!

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I have never seen a wmma match where someone gets absolutely heem'd

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Ngl kind of want to see megan vs Brock.

YESSSS WMMA. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

Modafferi is the most cringe human being alive

Nah I like to drink when I watch cards usually so it's best at night.

Luckily today is 4/20 so I can get nice and baked while I watch this one

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hahahahaha that "barrage" of "punches" she threw in that highlight montage there

Anything but a first round heem will be disappointing

>the happy warrior
Literally fucking kill this woman. yeah sure dragon ball is based but you're a fucking cringe bum

Andrade v kk

Also this upcoming fight, antonina will shadowrealm this bitch

Best ones so far have been Holly/Rousey and Andrade/Kookie

>syrup sandwich remix

What the fuck was that?

Roxanne is based and not pretty which gives her true strength that Paige Van Zant's fake tits could never compete with

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Jessica Andrade slmost killed Ksrilina in her last fight

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fight of the night incoming

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Someone post Andrade heeming KK.

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I want a Russian gf to playfully heem me desu

I actually prefer Amanda's brutal beat downs to an instant heem

Roxanne is a cute

Roxanne is my anti-girl.

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Give me 3 reasons.. no 10 why you're not in the /heem/ Whatsapp group. Are you a filthy mudslime or something

Join the /heem/ Whatsapp group

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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>the happy warrior
Your winner right there, bet your mortgage on her

>call you a pioneer of WMMA
>your record is 22-15
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love antonina!

>tfw Ronda was actually 100% right about Holly being a fake persona

roxanne motherfucker wins via wrestlefuck

This is a good amount of swarth.

The last fight went to decision, why the hell have they padded so much time since? A full hype promo and everything? Val interview?

Unironically losing to Modafferri by ko

Kys Honchack

The state of you

take a screenshot and prove that people actually post in it.

Cringe and non-happy-warrior-pilled

Get ready for AY AAY AAY AAY

any good heems in the prelims

If Roxanne beats Antonina I literally wouldn't even know what to say

I thought it said 16?
Everything about her is embarrassing

Amanda made her feel like a woman again.

This

Antonina is going to get embarrassed

I'd eat her ass if you know what I mean.

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First three fights were all quite based

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why the fuck would i want to share my real name with you losers? what would you possibly talk about in a heem whatsapp that you cant talk about here?

first 3 fights

Unironic fembot there.

Antonina has a turd in her pants.

holy fuckin anime

HEEM TRIPPY

Roxanne is terrifying.

ITS OVER

I legit can't get over the fact that someone would post that webm of that chick completely flopping a flying kick to start the fight and I'd laugh and fast forward a bit and that same chick ends up in the UFC

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>another tshirt nigger
she deserves death. Antonina needs to heem her or it's not a win

Not by this trash globohomo weeb.

EDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

post feet

HOLY FUCKIN BASED

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>team Gaethje
>blind too

Schevchenko finna get wrestlefucked for 15 minutes

It’s fucking dumb that these non athetw women can become professional ufc fighters. Literally show up a gym a few times a week and you get a contract. Meanwhile if I wanted to be a pro fighter I would bankrupt myself getting CTE on the amateur scene

arent kryzgstan people mongolian-looking
why did these two end up whiteish

REALLY? You're going to bet against the most powerful race in the world, Weebs? Look how that went last week, it doesn't end well

was it autism?

SKUUUUUUUUMGAAAAANG

Oh yes, the 34-year old prospect vs. the 36-year old t-shirt wearing mother

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Roxanne is doing significant headbutt damage to Shevchnko's fists.

People who think schevchenkos are attractive should be lined up and shot

>English education

Not seeing any defence

shouldnt you be attending the daily stabbing/beheading in your neighbourhood

Modafferi is actually the most unskilled fighter in the UFC

m-more?

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Do you guys recon roxanne has autism?

>Val in the corner
AAYYYYYYYY

umm sweety apparently these are ethnic kryzgstanis so you educate yourself

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Do women's punches actually hurt at all heem?

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AY

>wmma

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>t-shirt
>surf shorts
>knee bandages
Just bring back the gi

this cringe broad is getting worked

how have the fights been so far?

aspergers for sure

>Thise pillows by Modafferi
Laffin

as a woman to hit you

Definitely, look at her forehead.

Decent until now

look up Soviet population transferring stupid bong

10-9 to The Happy Warrior

>modaferri is ranked 7
>7
>7
>7
>7

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this girl is 6'3"

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Eagle is watching

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Mother? She isn't even married iirc

Roxanne 10-9

If Shevchenko heems this bum she is getting boyed for life

The first bunch were bangers then the chinks came in and ruined it.

Such a shit fight nobody cared for the mount transition

Hahaha Roxanne is actually strong as fuck in the clinch Happy Warrior Haters btfo

I don't want to sound rude but women mma sucks

>dyke fight on
>time for beer run
you boys need anything?

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twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/1119658648664453120

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>larping as Goob
Cringe

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>zero head movement
>still wins round 1

Hi Khabib

She should get point taken away just for being ugly.

WMMA needs hot women.

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>WMMA

Sam Adams bro

go for a single wtf its right there

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I need to hear her "EEEEEEEEEEEEH?"

shit, she's actually 6'5"

my bad

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ill have any brew theyve got, as long as its a corona

Any streams boys?

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her head so small

>coaches going "YAAAY" when their fighter does something
Why is WMMA so cute bros?

crackstreams.com/mma/1/

A woman without any ground game vs a woman without any standup
Absolutely magnificent display lads. This is UFC 1 level

>Unironically losing to Roxanne

Get me an IPA.

I hope someone snaps Valentinas neck while Antonina watches and then gets skinned. Fucking hate these obnoxious cunts. Shut the fuck up

Based Roxie

LMFAO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE TO ROXANNE

LIKE FUCK MY NIGGA JUST FIGHT HER

Roxanne is heavy on top
Antonina getting 30-27'd

Thats Valentina

UFC 1 was kino and so is this

How close do you think the Shevchenko sisters have gotten physically in their life?

I mean, they train together, right? So it's quite likely that their lips have gotten real close to one another's quite a few times, when they've been sweaty and tired and panting.

We can take it as a given that they have rubbed their legs together when practising jiu jitsu . Friction between the legs. Locking their legs together.

In the clinch I'm sure they're breasts have rubbed together, say when Val has leaned into Antonina against the cage, digging her head into Antonina's cheek, their breasts, soft breasts on their otherwise muscular bodies, rubbing together.

When they've been jostling for top position, in and out of guard positions, I think it's quite likely that they're vaginas have probably come real close. Probably they don't wear cups during training unless they're going real hard, so on those softer sessions, I think it's probably quite likely that Val's pussy has just softly brushed against Antonina's, and at other times it's probably been harder, Val's pussy pushing hard into Antonina's.

Having said all that I don't think Antonina is performing very well tonight so she obviously needs more training with Val!

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You trying to get the new one shut down?

AYY

Women have smaller heads

It's awful desu

She's a veteran

*blacksplodes on your cock*
I think this is the solution for wmma

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Why do other sports has qt hot girls and mma has manly-faced ugly las creaturas?

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Legit cannot believe Shevchenko is losing

roxy btfo'ing this qt

delete this nephew

>tshirt is concealing the big fat belly
the superior fighter is fucking getting larded on

Capstan full strength and some cheap cider, cheers

where the fuck are the female african mma fighters
we need some wild worldstar swangers

Most other sports don't involve face punching.

>leddit

kill yourself

wrestlefucking wins tonight

ANIME WINS AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER DOUBT THE POWER OF DRAWING YOUR INSPIRATION FROM FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

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pretty girls aren’t weebs or into combat sports.

Work that out for yourself bud

>he fell for a standup meme
oh nonononono

Isn't it about time that The Happy Warrior got her title shot!? DANA ARE YOU LISTENING!

God I hate Roxanne, literally the female Elias Theodorou.

Except I think I'd rather fuck Elias over Roxanne.

>WMMA

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If Antonina doesn't win I'm dropping UFC

Why? Have you seen either person fight before? It was obvious that roxy had the advantage on the ground

she's the female ben askren

What the fuck are these UPS jobs commercials?

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She's our mutt
Fook off

She has soulless black eyes

elite wmma kickboxer btw

>Single leg in the center
30-27 incoming

NOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING JUST FUCKING HEEM HER FUCKKKKK

they hardly fight similar at all

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please spare us the weeb postfight interview

>do I fit in on epic 4chen yet?

that's the hottest thing after the fat ass

Modafferi vs Valentina is the fight to make

Elias is physically attractive

Why do they both have the faces of 40 year olds?

and the tiddies

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FOTN, right here, right now.

i just made good money on Roxanne lads

STOP THE FIGHT IT'S OVER, STOP THE FIGHT, YOU GOTTA STOP THE FIGHT, STOP THE FIGHT PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEE

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Why would a cute girl want to get hit in the face?

Because they're both almost 40

What did she mean with this gesture?

Did she win?

Roxy'd

Valentina is FIRED UP

Lmao Antonina is finished. Based Roxie btfoing the waifufags

>it is a women own the 21st century episode

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youtube.com/watch?v=3T1c7GkzRQQ

BASED UFC feeding prospects to good veterans

told you motherfuckeri wins

>Megan Olivi staring at their tight bodies

30-27 Roxanne does it again

Judges will give the decision to Antonina because they are biased

I want to clean the entire octagon floor with my tongue.

BETA UPRISING

based but their best song is walking on the moon by far
youtube.com/watch?v=zPwMdZOlPo8

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ez win for roxy. fuck the doubters

what a fucking can

odds of judges giving it to Shev anyway?
can't believe she lost

inb4 this

Tony by split incoming

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What a woman. Performance bonus now Dana!

yeah by tko

High

FUCK YOU FUCKING SHEVCHENKO CUNTS LETTING A FUCKING WEEB BUM WIN FUCK OFF TAKE A FUCKING JIU JITSU CLASS FOR ONCE YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

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Antonina won the looks of the fight. Thats enough to tip it in her favor

Rate my hand work.

youtube.com/watch?v=TC46We8X2Fg

WMMA was a mistake

bookies love him

>Russian judges give it to Shev

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That makes me happy that the one who's enjoying herself and having fun won.

29-28 Modafferi
29-28 Shevchenko
29-28 Modafferi

i legit don't what to say

Eat shit you faggot Valbong

>split decision
Literally how?

Her coach just slapped her non ass saying "got that sweet too!" wtf

>Roxanne
>good

I guarantee you they picked her because they thought this was an easy win for the home crowd.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH STUPID BITCH YOUR CAN SISTER GOT BTFO BY A LITERAL ASPIE NOT EVEN THE RETARD STRENGTH KIND THE GLEEP GLOOP NARUTO SPERG KIND LMAO SHUT THE FUCK STUPID BITCH

SPLIT DECISION

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WHAT THE FUCK A SPLIT??????????

almost robbed damn

based

lesbian judge

Split-decision? In what world?

Oh yeah, Russia.

Who was smoking the skante on that one?

BONIFIED BUM AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>Having to shop yourself with a woman.
Oh you nazi frog posters crack me up with your delusions.

She's up there with him and Sam Alvey for me for sure.

Modafferi is like Diego Sanchez rebalanced for WMMA
Shit on the feet but good heavy grappling on the ground
Would you agree?

kek i like that retard judge

low

split, I thought it was happening

:)

ANIME FIGHTERS KEEP WINNING

>Not a unanimous decision

THE SHEVS ARE CANS CONFIRMED

Get laid bro

Guess who's back, back again
Roxanne's back
Tell a friend

This is the same country that judged Fedor-Maldonado, remember that

>split decision

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>people bet on Shevchenko -300

CALLS OUT CYBORG BUT IS ONLY JUST KIDDING HOLY FRIKKIN BASED

How many more fights are there?

Cyborg would unironically lose to The Happy Warrior. You can deny it all you like but it's a fact.

>calls out Cyborg
>just kidding haha
No give her cyborg and let this cunt die
Cringe

ROBBED

Russian cards are always going to be super slow.

They're filled with Caucasian wrestlefuckers, literal whos, and one or two has-beens for the main/co-main.

>Just kidding!

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Roxy got that aspie voice yup

Roxanne vs Valentina is the fight to make

Roxanne is already winning the story of the fight by beating her sister, meaning she's already mentally SHOOK

Heem in absolute shambles

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t. Banderite on vacation

4

Shevchenko coulda won that lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH WAIFU SPERG VIRGIN

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKKKKKKKKKK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTTTTTTTTTTTTT

HAHAHAHhhHha!!!

>Marc Goddard stands Usman up
>doesn't stand these bums up
Can't believe he hates black people lads

Me neither pal

i don't even think the schevchenko sisters train. pretty sure they just live on cruise ships and hit the gym every morning

Didn't Zabit test positive?

Russians are such filthy cheaters that it's honestly hard to keep track of who has and hasn't tested positive lately.

rashad has become a corny company man

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Zabit heems McNuggets at FW

I'M FUCKING DONE WITH WMMA

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God damn it I need to go to bed

What happened to Rashad? He looks gay

>these casuals couldn't even recognise Islam Makachev

Put me on the desk ffs, there are 6 fighters left on the card how could you not pick him out

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin.

How's the extinction going, 'toid?

Roxanne is the least fuckable woman on this earth and Shevchenko was the most fuckable. Fuck you russian judges, wrong decision

>presenters don't even know the names

Fire these boomers

FIRE THESE DISGUSTING BOOMERS

BOOMERS DONT DESERVE IT

THEY DON'T FUCKING DESERVE THEIR SHIT. THEY ARE USELESS. FUCK THEM

FIRE THEM

FIRE KAREN
FIRE THE NIGGER
FIRE GOODEN

FIRE ALL THE FUCKIGN BOOMERS AND HIRE US x-ERS AND ZOOMERS.

/ourjudge/

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this nigga eats rocks, for sure

>cazzies ITT surprised it was a split decision

Rounds 1 and 3 were both close. Modafferi had better control and grappling but Shevchenko did more damage with her strikes. Honestly, if the decision went to Shevchenko, it wouldn't have been a robbery.

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Karyn has such a sexy voice. Imagine that through heavy breathing right by your ears.

he broke up maia from usman's back retard

The only time he wasn't corny was when he fought rampage

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Rashad is fucking trash. He must be sucking some cock to get this gig. Fucking joke.

Lol Shevchenko got robbed, it was 3-0, at worst 2-1 for her.

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There is nothing more satisfying than hearing that screaming boring bitch shut the fuck up

FUCK the Shitcunto tranny sisters

looks like the makeup artist went overboard

Rashad or Karyn, who do you pick for one night lads?

Roxanne is a vet. What can ya do.

aww poor babby
FUCK YOU

so somebody bribed one(1) judge but couldnt afford another?

AYY

I'd rather shitpost on /heem/.

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I want there to be a women's mma circuit where the loser is gangbanged by the attending audience.

Roxanne is proud dyke and I know JoJo is gonna trib her to heaven after this victory.

Why does she keep calling him Shuga and not Rashad?

Madafshitty will unironically be HOF and there's nothing we can do about it

He doesnt have to since he's a black fag, that's affirmative action for you

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Can you stop sperging? Please? You're being really annoying, dude.

Tbf she's good at putting down dogs.

that venue looks like a production nightmare

I wish they got robbed. Fuck those stupid cunts lol her sister was introduced as a prospect at 34 fucking pathetic hypejob

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lucky her

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that his nickname

>teleports behind cris cyborg

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He didn't. Neither did Volkov, nor did Shtyrkov.

hehe

Me on the right

Everyone is on steroids

>britbong
post discarded.

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Newfag

Someone test Sergey Pavlovich please the Russian state sponsored doping program is at it again

>*raises paw* im going to le knock her out then drik le tea!! XD

Lol stupid bitch got mogged by an unironic weeb

zidane is it you?
>fuck google and fuck kike pipol

ROUND 1 HEEM INCOMING

Alright is this Ruski and actual Ruski or another filthy Daginigger?

>you will never do trucker meth in your doublewide out in the Arizona desert with your mommy tier mma waifu

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If you think Svechenko got even one round you're a casual

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checked

*Comes out to dubstep in ur path*

>he thinks Shevchenko won the 3rd

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>picks got heemed by a spork holder
what's the point lads

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>4 finishes in a row followed by 4 decisions in a row

What went wrong bros?

>me in the skirt looking cute

based trips

Oh it was a different Shevchenko not the real one? Well what the fuck was the point then?

>Orlovskiy
Based

so lads, should i fap today? last time was sunday

posting in a blessed cuppa thread

Point should've been deducted by wearing clothes in the cage

>I never post about guys because I’m shy…. ._. I haven’t had a boyfriend in 5 years.
Business idea: Roxanne gf

That wasn't me. This is me.

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No.

>2 heavyweight fights left

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>is more entertaining in 1 fight than whole "russian" card
Goat shit

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Huge reach difference

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>Russian has monkey reach
???

no, wait till tomorrow to achieve natural TRT

She canonically fucked over 5,000 japs so your penis would probably impress her too.

I was making eggs so I couldn't comment right away but LMAO at that Shev fight being a split decision. I see hometown judging is in full swing.

There's a big heem incoming lads, I can smell it

For me, it's Golm

I started watching

I'm sorry mate

all natty, Russians are high tests, we dont have soi in water or adderall forced on every kid in school

Overeem sleep

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I just noticed Shtyrkov fight is cancelled wtf bros

Jojo is dating John Wood. That must be kind of weird dating your coach. Do you think they practice wrestling and jiu-jitsu in bed?

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Brutal heem incoming lads

Is this the power of MMA?

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Holy reachlet I'm betting on the roidfag.

HEEEEEEEEEEM

This is a round 1 KO (You) me when it happens

Gadoosh

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

heem sleepy

(You)

oleinik has that ape reach too

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Preview of Reem vs Oleynik imho

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEM

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HEEEEEEMMMM

YEY, another 15 minutes of waiting incoming.

UFC should speed up the fights.

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It's over for reachlets.

based ivan drago

He posted that after the Heem happened you dork

wew

h-h-heem

kek, you're right. My test peaks tomorrow

Holy reachlets Jesus fuck that was bad.

HEEEEMMMM

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM PUNCHY

84 inch reach christ.

why do brazilians suck so much at fighting? serious question

It's OK, it's not your fault

Ultimate
Poster
Championship

future champ

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Alright can we get back to the fact that Roxanne is NOT a lesbian and HAS NOT had a boyfriend in 5 years because she's shy

HEEMED straight back to the favela.

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based

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gooddamn i'd respond but they put me on adderall as a kid

you win this round Russian Bot

Russia is literally the Brazil of Europe., so stop chatting shit

>taking a fight against the Russian doping program
>in Russia
why do this

Ill be her BF

Fortunately for us there are specimen like aforementioned people. Oleinik doesn't use his reach in striking unfortunately

holy shit. no wonder Bruce does every event. He just bangs sluts globally doesn't he?

NO I DIDN'T FUCK YOU I'M JUST DELAYED

Oral Hulk didn't realize his post-fight drug test was going to be a blood test so he bailed I guess. Drug testing was a mistake.

Herb got a russian wife

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hell yeah bb gets all da azz

Who?

>taking a fight against the american doping program
>in america

why not do this?

Nigga wtf is this
A picture for ants?

They should get Oleg Taktarov to be the translator for russian events

for sure b

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Yblockbusters

Him and his brother make mad bank.

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the one on the right looks like a dog in thumbnail

so how did he not lose that one?

Early stoppage, unironically.

Hey /heem/ I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT.

>Oral Hulk

that made me lol

Why do russian men look like white middle easterns?

In my eyes, Roxanne is a truly beautiful woman.

Based Pavlovich always giving us R1 happenings. FUN FIGHT.

cAN YOU imagine Olivi sucking Travis' fat hog? You can tell by the way Travis is built that the guy has a fat hog. I'm Megan wrapping both her hands around it, FAT, she can't contain it, it's girth, and still popping out of her hands is half the fat hog, she's hand span is only enough to contain half of it! Fat goh! And bighead! a big head that Megan can't fit in her mouth ! Just the tip!

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is it better to have a revolving door of attractive women or just to have one gf that you love

is he the future of the white race?

15-1 vs. 13-1 next who is overrated and who is for real?

they are

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

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I will watch all of Azumanga Daioh with her

what is Jon Jones excuse?

both

Andrade ends little miss panic attack's life and career

If that's the case why doesn't she pull me into her guard and leg choke me with her tight sweaty gusset?

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Mandrade is going to heem rose sleepy

Really
>13 months without a defense
wtf is this?

USADA

Rose would be a true 9/10 if she had bigger tits and better posture.

totally looks liek a dude

>Card over before 9pm
based

Why the fuck is this card going by so slow? Shit started over 2.5 hours ago and we're not even on fight #4?

Wish I could draw.

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andrade is hotter than rose

Women's mma...who gives a fuck? amirite?

>7ft reach AND power of GEEZUZ

champ in the making

Newfag here, what does heem mean?

That sounds like she was winning until she lost.

Are both of these guys muslims?

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this is amazing

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Hot
Exciting
Ending
Massage

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

Makachev is a very interesting fighter in this divisiom, kind of daft how they don't give him higher ranked opponents

she looks like the wee boy from toy story you no standards bum

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

kek i see it

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

It's an abbreviation of MMA HEEM M A

Watching Nunes heem fags is the only worthwhile thing to watch in women's MMA.

true

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Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

>Honestly Expecting Excellent Memes

Negotiated a potential lawsuit with the UFC so they couldn't strip her

Based and redpilled.

Everyone is literally ducking him. Extremely high risk fight for no reward, since he's low in the rankings.

Armenians are orthodox. They have their own church tho

>Strip her

Now THAT is a PPV

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Why are ethnic russians so bad at MMA?

>the weekend
it is blessed
>the heems
ensue
>the smell
imagine it

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Hit
Em
End
Match

>Armenians are orthodox
nope
they're monophisites

That's like asking why white americans are a minority in the NBA

>22 years old
>ears are totally fucked

Sid also had a very fuckable mouth, desu lad

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Heem everyone every match

I didn't know anything about his opponent tonight but this promo is making him sound pretty interesting. Master in wrestling, wanting to take Mak down? Could be up for fun shit

>THAT FUCKING NOISE

If they have a beard with no moustache they're Muslim

Both of these dudes are testing positive at some point in there careers. I'd bet my life on it.

che blya

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very cute georgian boy

fucking early cards
has it been any good

Ah yes. I was thinking about georgians

Sounds like a scene from a James Bond movie.

based HONK intro

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Roxanne is a lesbian, she must have fucked over 5000 Japanese girls. Tokyo area has ton of pretty cute lesbians there.

Try beating up someone ranked first, lmao.

What the fuck is this muzzie music

Is there anything worse than some third worlder coming out to the music of their third world shithole?

It sounds like someone opened a portal to goose hell where geese suffer eternally.

Solid 7/10

Prelims were FUCKING LITTY BRO.

Lmao

Is this man walking out to bagpipes what the fuck am I hearing?

Armenians are JEWS

>Khabibs Dad cornering
Wew

Gay Indiana Jones temple of doom shit vs Chad hip hop
Makhachev has already won the story of the fight

Armenia is one of the oldest countries in the world. It makes Europe look young.

Shit is OLD

Islam getting perma flushed tonight

Oh. Well still she'll fuck Roxanne anyway.

>This fight
pic related

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Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

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It's muay thai music morons.

>another LW Dagastani

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Post the Segal one please

...

OH WELL IN THAT CASE IT'S SUPER BASED AND MELODIC AND GREAT OMG I LOVE BUAKAW WOW HAVE YOU SEEN HIM KICK TREES BRO

nice
gonna watch em after

6/10, started nice with 4 heems, then we got 2 shitters, 1 ok fight, 1 >wmma, a good heem and now this one

Lol I had the stream muted but holy shit if this is true the state of this community.

does anyone else here really really not like muslims

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islam will save the west from degeneracy and feminism

>It's muay thai music morons.

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islam is the solution to the (((problem)))

man this guys been winning his whole life im jelly

this is objectively the best commentary team. prove me wrong

based and green pilled

Hardy is good

youtube.com/watch?v=T_J-iaZXOM0

damn, arman is putting up a good fight. im imprssed

wrestlefuckers are ruining this sport

Is reem back on the juice?

24 BRAZILIANS ARE 24

and wouldn’t enjoy this image

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We got 22 members. Don't be a fag

red ranger hell yeah. bitch knows whats' up. fuck that faggot tommy