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>vidal
yikes

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messi hattrick and further gypsy meltdown please

>Messi
Watchy

Champions League KO stages games against UCL winners

>Lionel Messi
19 series (34 games)
19 goals
5 assists
6 series-winning goals
9 game-winning goals
13 series won

>Cristiano Ronaldo
19 series (34 games)
19 goals
2 assists
4 series-winning goals (includes 1 offside goal)
3 game-winning goals
11 series won

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Sociedad's XI for tonight

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Is this how you pretend beating Man Utd is impressive?

its better then get knocked out by ajax

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>1/4 of Ronaldo's series-winning goals are against Man Utd
>1/3 of Ronaldo's game-winning goals are against Man Utd
>the others are either penalties or offside

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rare flag

wew, what are the real stats?

What happened to Busquets?

>coutinho finally starts playing well
>bench him

I hope Malcom plays

>literally 1(one) good game out of fucking 40
He can fuck off

I hope Messi scored a double hattrick. He won't, sadly, but it would be memes.

Based lybians be based

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Nobody mentioned Messis CL knockout form lad

Better than Ronaldo who can't score winning goals against UCL winners in the KO stages

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Imagine thinking anybody will fall for your meme fake stats

he's finished, he was terrible against united

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Ronaldo only had a good streak where he scored against Bayern / Juventus (penalties and offsides), other than that, in his 17 years career, he had only scored decisive goals against Porto / United

Messi's decisive goals against UCL winners in the KO stages are all over the years

O TWAIN

I want the list of each games posted here you liar

5th and 6th link

that's a weird stat lanothing wrong with any goals, from the goal opener, the equalizer, the tie breaker, they all count desu

Doesn't show minutes and scorelines

If you're fake is list was real youd type it all out so you can use it as pasta but you wont because it isnt

All goals: 19 for both

3rd and 4th link, faggot

Hahaha exposed you wont do it

>you can use it as pasta
I am and I will

It's nice that the truth is so shocking that your reaction is denial LMAO

coutinho is the biggest flop in the past 5-10 years

is Coutinho on the bench because of the gesture he did last game?

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>wants the list of games
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>wants the minutes and scorelines
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why is coutinho benched? he scored the winner vs united last week...

kek

Hello everyone

that gesture was unreasonable
>LE STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME SHITTERS xD cuz I scored a goal in the last 10 matches

I saw another thread on Yea Forums where people were defending Valverde and think he's doing a great job
What do you lads think about him?

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hello mate, good to see you

thoughts on Ousmane Dembele?

Hey nonce. Did your niece cry when you touched her up?

Being carried by Messi. Being let down by Countinho.

Doesn’t have the right build to be successful

He needs to bulk out

any streaming links for a leaf?

baldsports.com/lives/stream/1/

Me and Pique look similar 2bh

It’s actually pathetic how the stadium isn’t full

>messi starting
>dembele starting
THIS GAME IS CANON, WATCHING

based januzaj will avenge Man U

i dont even have to look for messi anymore, he literally walks around almost aimlessly now like a person with dementia

god bless im
and god bless america

CAM ON NGUBU (messi) SCAR SAM FAKING GOALS

>still no goal

messi choking so hard

is messi on the pitch? i cant see him

but Pique is white

why is messi such a Jones baby?

clearly not offside even on real time

still no goal by messi

offside

t. pro

valverde made barcelona boring, fuck that guy.

Everyone looks so sloppy...

Messi using this match to teach Semedo

Messi is walking and studying the defense. he will score soon

would you take Pep back?

liverpool is going to eat this team desu

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MESSI MESSI MES-

of course.

MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI MISSI

Lads, Barca can't even handle Sociedads press. This is worrying

nah, barca will go through. they're hard to watch but also extremely hard to beat.

How are you 21 and look like this?

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Friendly reminder Liverpool would have scored by now

Is this really all Barcelona have to offer? I can see us scoring 2/3 goals easily at the nou camp

is ratking a legit faggot?

we are in the middle of a bank holiday here, the whole city is empty

easy, by being basque

I'm drinking apple cider, lads. Is this a söyboy beverage?

uefalona at it again

>messi causes the collition
>merino gets carded

so apparently if you touch messi thats a yellow

I prefer this over tiki taka desu, I just believe that Liverpool's attributes are Barcelona's weaknesses. But. They got Messi.

No. Some really obscure IPA microbrewery would be. Since you're not a Yank, it doesn't matter. Bongs are exempt from the IPA basedboy meme because they invented it.

yes, real men drink milk out of women tits

Everyone in Eibar looks like that

Hot

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Why do IPAs have such a bad fame
I mean I get it, they're everywhere these days and every microbrewery is shitting a new one out every week, but so what. I like IPAs.

Is it possible for English commentators not to mention pace every time a negro touches the ball?

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

top kek that n10

Real Sociedad are a low budget Liverpool

looks like blanka vlasic desu

they only see blacks for physical attributes. their brains can't even process anything else.

Real Sociedad doesn't look too bad
would probably beat manure

TERRIBLE dive

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Because there was some research that showed men who drank IPA's a lot started to develop breasts. Coupled with the fact that hipsters pretend they're cultured and aren't the 'cheap beer swilling swine' because they drink some meme microbrewery IPA that is only produced in 500 bottles a month or something makes them special. That's all. I like IPA too, not had it for awhile. I went out and bought some beer today which I don't usually do.

You mean they only spend £800m in 15 years, instead of £1bn?

Did anybody faceapp swap Ronaldo and Messi? Always wondered what would happen if somebody facedapp swapped one of them and then did a 'baby creator' image.

Well if they're fast, they're gonna be mentioned to be fast.

>men who drank IPA's a lot started to develop breasts
lol source?

this game sums up Barcelona and why they won't beat Liverpool

Unless Messi does something, no one does

They've been getting more and more over reliant on him each year. That might win you leliga but not the CL

Every time a black gets the ball I hear
>well we know n'gubu has pace
But that isn't true most of the time and I don't hear the same it for players like Jordi Alba for example
Also it sounds like they don't know what else to say and it's incredibly lazy.

Messi is good against UCL winners in the KO stages. His goals/asists have decided 10 out of 19 such series.

True but Messi will do something and dab on Liverpool.

>england

they are going home.

because all ngubus do is sprint
they cant stop and distribute

Messi is too motivated this year though

Type into google 'IPA Breast' and you get all the sources you need.

Well duh. This isn't a surprise. They have speed. That is what will be mentioned. Your Henry's, your Coles, your Maradonas. These black people are rare in regards to passing ability.

everyone overrates Liverslip desu, they lost to fucking Napoli and Red Star

You missed my point. Not all of them have pace.

>Type into google 'IPA Breast' and you get all the sources you need.
I get articles that say IPA gives you the moobs and articles that say those articles are bullshit. What a surprise.

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>ratking

Even without Karius scoring two goals for halal they'd still have lost, too.

>soareth

>messi performs some magic
>his teammates blow it
>no goal
every time

>they lost to fucking Napoli and Red Star
yeah, but some time has passed since then, they are now pretty consistent. I don't think that they can win against this barca though

>Dumbele
Why did we buy him again?

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>...

GODAMIING SUARETH, WHY YOU DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING GOOD?

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Suarez blooter incoming

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wew

Barca goal webum.

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>lenglet
Nice

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How the fuck do you do it you magnificent motherfucker?

LONG LAY

Fuck I'm loving Lenglet.

>long ball to the long lad
Where's muh tiki taka?

ungubu is gone

Well duh. The entire 'basedboy' thing is pseudoscience anyway. That's why it's a meme. I mean all these fags who say it often end up loving the Nazi's yet ignore the fact the Nazi's LOVED onions. So much they made it the staple of their rations.

Yeah but most of the good ones do. You're rarely going to find slow Ngubus in the top divisions.

>Messi isn't taking corners
Huh.

the whole epl is overrated. it's just a popular league, not a good league. the players have no tekkers. the teams are so unbalanced, they have shit tactics. they splash tons of money on ineffective players, they recycle the same dumb managers over and over. it just looks like entertaining action when the ball is flying around out of control.

I love france
Full of winners
World champions
Rip notre dame
Go France
Go barca
Go spain

Le Nglet

great header

Based French connection

Who can prevent the great French overtaking of Barca?

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the pacenigger assisting the huwyte defender to score a striker's headed goal from a corner, never thought I'd see barca play like this in my lifetime, based dembelel and longlay

Grease-man for being a retard and not joining.

I knew I've seen Lenglet somewhere

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>never thought I'd see barca play like this in my lifetime, based dembelel and longlay
It's a corner m8.

dembele is so good man, the elegance of his dribbling, the agility and speed, it's truly superb.

but good lord, the boy is an 18 carat retard.

Based norway with the based webms

Yeah, I don’t know if he’ll ever grow a brain

Who is better Lenglet this season or Umtits last season?

This is very accurate, Barca look more and more like Argentina with Messi having to do everything, it's the only reason the disgusting scousers have a chance
Lets hope Messi dicks flopp and virgin van dyke

Based Odin.

The dutch

>lenglet scoring his goal
based

I don't know if using a won laliga game is a good indicator.

Lenglets first goal for barca

>Messi can't score
Is he finished? Maybe Twain was right after all.

Winning 1-0 at home to Liverpool won't be enough when losing 4-0 away

>1st goal is a clutch goal
pretty based

Lenglet's facial hair reminds me of Griezmann

for Barca in La Liga*

1-0 at home is a superb score. One goal away and the team can even lose.

it's half time, post your happy birthday to Adolf Hitler

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>messi hasn't scored a single goal in the last 4 days
Not like thi, bros. Not like this.

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????

clutch?

Doesn't look like Barca are going hard though and the game isn't over

>Messi
>losing against UCL winners
not happenin'

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He's not had his sprite today

Happy birthday adolf hitler

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Barcelona suck

as in an opener and not a statpad goal.

you're ten days early.

there is a cute spanish girl in my uni class. How do you get a date with aher ? She's from Asturias.
I see her sometimes at the gym.

kek, underrated

aren't Spanish girls known for being whores?

Why do they interview a cardiologist for a la liga ad ?

they really look gay

In 19 series against UCL winners in the KO stages of the Champions League, Lionel Messi has either scored/assisted a game/series winner in 10 of those series. He won all 10 of those series. That's 10 out of the 13 series that Barcelona won.

As per Cristiano Ronaldo, he only did the same in 4 out of 19 series, with 2 of those being a penalty and an offside goal.

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EPL is overrated but still the best league.

Sorry if you cannot handle this fact.

Ask her about sidra, the mines, Fernando Alonso's neck and random english people who disappear in the woods

Conversation for days

barca are not known for trying to go for goal from corners all that often and usually they always rely on pikek to try it.

>1 cl in 10 years

>taking the bait

It's less common than you'd think, but if you get close to one being sex friends is kinda normal here.

What does that have to do with Barcelona?

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Random talk to her about something. Say her boyfriend must be happy or jealous or whatever. If she goes 'I don't have one' say 'Oh sorry, your girlfriend then' and if she goes 'I'm not gay' or whatever, say 'I don't believe that somebody as hot as you doesn't have a bf/gf' and at that point ask her out. If she goes 'no' then, well, better luck next time, if she goes 'yeah' then you continue on. Or don't do what I said as it's spergy and just ask her out.

It's the best league in terms of the fact multiple teams can win the title, rather than Barca/Madrid wins lol. Bayern wins lol. PSG wins lol.

>aren't Spanish girls known for being whores?
They're from the south so they're definitly more social/party girl but they're not known as whores here.
Anyway I'm not the kind of guy that whores are attracted to
muchas gracias

Dembele what the fuck are you doing.

hello, is this game worth watching?

Dembele plz

Doesn't that make it like any other league outside the top 5? The A-league for example.

his best

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did you ever pick up a girl with that line ?

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Trying to get back in the groove? He has literally played one game worth of minutes since his injury.

y vos, cuantas copas tenes?

The standard of football is really poor in this game

he hopes to leave his house for the first time this summer

Sure, but he had 2 bad crosses/passes in like 1 minute. He didn't hear me, but you improve if you're given some valuable criticism m8.

Why can Messi score against this midtable Leliga team? How is he meant to perform against Liverpool?

Real Sociedad has no black players that's why they'll lose

ad hominem

that's typical dumbelel tho

VAR Has exposed this shitty league for what it is.

Seethe more, plebs

>Why can
Nice Freudian slip

Yeah better United stay in the top 4 race because their opponents goals are wrongfully disallowed LMAO

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How the fuck did you know? Seriously. How did you know?

Yes and no. I've done it but didn't follow up with 'joking'. I didn't want to go out with them. I just tried it on them. I also tried cheesy pick-up lines. Those can work on the right kind of people.
>Your eyes must be spanners because every time i look at them my nuts tighten
>You must be wearing space underwear because that arse/butt/bum is out of this world
>I wish I had a library card so I could check you out
>I wish I was crosseyed so I could see you twice
Etc.

Does he want to fuck Messi?

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going to fap to some hentai, any recommended tags?
please no aunt or cousin, I already destroyed my dick with that yesterday

Kek, what the fuck. I should try this shit some time.

Mother x Daughter.

/ara/ is always superior

Redpill me on arthur. Why does he always get subbed out before 75th minute.

wait, oyakodon or literally mother fucking with her daughter?

le run in a straight line man

wew that's pretty embarassing my dude, good if it works for you tho

Where are the cute grills?

Is Vermaelen still alive somewhere in Barcelone btw ?

they seem funny but those line doesn't translate well in French. I've already two or three cheesy pick up line that I do but only on datin app (when I've a match). Never tried irl

one can only take so many sideways passes

Hamao's art is great.

You now remember Arturo Vidal plays for Barcelona

Asphyxiation rape.

shota or body swap

Sure faggot
>inb4 ad hominem

Yeh he finally got fit-ish

Contract is up this summer thou

consensual

Messi could have passed it to Dembelul

Vanilla.

is barcelona even trying? they'll get btfo by ajax if they get past liverslip

First time I hear it, perhaps in the Erasmus? But what girl isn't one in erasmus...

1-1 hahahahaHahaha

>Messi
He's fucking done.

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Oh yeah. I mean the 'your bf' thing was me just memeing about. Long story. As for the cheesy pick up lines, they never worked as I never tried them properly. I did try them on a really stuck up girl who I got the impression didn't like me. I said several ove rthe course of a week or two, along with a friend, she eventually started to love it. She had the most amazing smile and laugh. God she was hot. Anyway.

Yeah I assumed as much. Have to figure out how it works for you.

Literally bloodrelated mother x daughter. No man involved. It's incredibly rare but it's out there. There is also a single non-h manga series about such content.

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JUST

so, where is Messi? his team is losing...

REEEEEEEEEEE

Real Sociedad goal webum.

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>pique
>biscuits

No. This is like the first leg with ManU

>THE ONE GUY CLAPPING AMONGST ALL THE BARCELONA FANS

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you're fast as fuck boi

Wow, my stream is late.

Nice goal

BASED ALBA 2-1

>busquets

APOLOGIZE

didn't stegen have a way better shot at defending it if he didn't leave the goal

Real Sociedade is much better

Juanmi scored from an assist by Merino who should have been red carded a few minutes ago. Fucking kek

watch his superior drive leading to the goal senpai

I got past that a long time ago, now I can't get hard with sole vanilla
nice taste (except for body swap)
yeah, I think this will do for now

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>conceiding to jordi alba

good pass

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Barca second goal webum.

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a bit sad for him, he only played 52 games in 5years in Barcelone (4 if you count the loan to Roma one year). Now he's 33y.o. no big clubs will want him anymore.

HAHAHAHA

ORSAI

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See? As soon as the pressures on they go for it. It's a bad mentality to have.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

no offside desu

ALBA

>He never wanted to be a girl and feel like what's like to get fucked hard

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NO GOAL
OFFSIDE

OFFSIDE

it's a game after a CL game, shouldn't ask too much desu

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wow magisterial assist right? fuck off

>Messi gets another assist to add to the huge amount of assists he has, on top of the goals
>D-d-doesn't account... Me-essi is s-s-s-hit
L M A O

What exactly is the point of calling the offside 5 seconds later?

>new zealand
always lmao

no I meant the sociedad goal assist.

>ends up begrudgingly accepting his new life, because he loves sex
>but will still pretend like he doesn't enjoy it

RATKING

Anyone else love it when the keeper throws out the ball and it just skims off the surface

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Just in case it's not offside they can give it.
If they stop play right away they could have stopped a potential goal because the linesman is retarded.
It's better this way

sometimes they wait untill the play is over in case the opponent scores so they could review the goal, you know the linesman can also be wrong sometimes

>barça can't do shit if messi doesn't score
retards btfo lmao

I think I'm getting a new fetish lad

>struggling this badly against part-time farmers and plumbers

>POOtinho getting whistled
Based spaniard

wow a 2-1 win against 10th in leliga; I'm sure that bodes well for Liverpool

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meh, any plumber can play this pass. good stuff from alba tho

why tho

because he's always disappointing

There was much more applause and cheering than whistling

>rso players falling randomly every couple of minutes
lmao

not wrong

Why hasn't Messi scored?

what do you use to make webms this fast?

mpv with scripts that invoke ffmpeg.

He doesn't want to make a certain new zealand autist mad.

nice, mpv is patrician

Because he is fucking shit
Hasnt scored an important goal since October last year
Takes away time from Dembele and Malcolm
Flopped on the role he was meant to play

His best contribution hopefully will be getting sold and paying for deligts transfer.

Because Real Sociedad isn't an UCL winner, a top 6 EPL team, or Real Madrid - Messi's favorite targets

>RE-AEL SOTHZIDAD
>SUAAAREZZZH
STOP IT.

Vidal looks so tired whenever he gets to play more than 60 min

suarez a shit

He didn't score against Real Madrid in 3 games this season

Is this really a reason to whistle to him at home ? Seems harsh

because he made twenty awful matches then said he wanted to leave out of nowhere and then when he scored he put his fingers on his ears and stood defiant to spite the fans even though they had never whistle him before

He's the all-time top scorer of El Clasico

>Hasnt scored an important goal since October last year
did you not watch the game against manure a few days ago

was he whistled? I didn't really notice

Only 8 shots at home against Real Sociedad. Salah, Firmino and Mane are going to tear this shit team to shreds

>Rakishit

no, it's because when he finally scored he did this to the public when only two guys had whistle him

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>vidal

Who else here have visited the Camp Nou ?

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you don't have to repeat everything 1000 times a day. We understand your opinion

Must be fun being the guy who flies the little camera drone.

My Uni is literally next to it.

me, last time as a first date with a herman girl, did not go well, shouldve invited a diferent girl that liked me more, oh well

>pay 2 gorillion euros to see barca destroy some shitty team, while you hear *ching chong ching chong* at your side

it doesn't really fly, it's conected to cables

not just yours, every uni in bcn

Looked normal to me. Then again my country has one of those stadiums even at universities. I guess it would be impressive to a Swede or something

SHOOOOOOT

>2-0 at home with 1 away goal with 20 minutes left
>important goal

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woof

messi's shit

woof

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Whats the point of Messi playing when he just walks around doing nothing? Little bitch

hearing ching chong is infinitely better than hearing mapuches go on about being prussian, mapuche

rip

Messi always tries to make it way too fucking complicated and fancy

literally me

i'd argue 70% were asian tourists

I mean it literally, it's a couple hundred meters away.

vidal's been playing like shit
what happened

Would you step on this doggo for 500 grand lads?

I have visited it during a school trip at Barcelona.
I've bought this shitty 'plush ball" for my ex, 25€ I think

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he has been mediocre for the last two seasons. undoubtedly, he's declining hard

He's good at defending and that's it.

there is no way this barca team gonne win vs liverpoop

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Why didn't Penaldo do anything against Fiorentina?

upc?

Oh twain

UB physics.

>no Malcom again

that's cute

I did, I bought a mini figure of Busquets shitting

>tf
I can't understand why are you angry

ets català or are you a foreigner?

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Soc català.

I wish I was batter at physic. It seems such a cool science but I'm so bad at it. That's why parents didn't want me to study it at uni or doing engeneering studies.

lol, in the oficial store they sell caganers?

vidal has been shit since he left juventus

how many points do we need to win the league? just wrap this thing already ffs

Last year. It was cold as hell inside, the stadium is all opened and not comfy.
But the match was great, Messi scored 3 goals and Barcelona won. Some argies behind me were super excited and started calling him "dios" and bowing down.

Faggot

6

Think there's Midweek games so could win it next weekend

sort a l'uni company

Game over. They can win the league on Wednesday and then focus entirely on Livershit.

>we

>only 1 (one) assist
is messi finished?

Messi sucks

yep, my brother really liked his present

>both of barca's goals were scored by defenders
>of the 3 strikers only dembelel had a real chance

no u

shouldnt >we try to buy this curly haired portuguese? Felix? he seems quite good

Gràcies amic.
Because of maths or difficulty visualising and representing problems?

i'd say valverde should rest messi but the golden boot race is still on...

Jordi alba could only score because of Messi's amazing pass.
Same with Dembele's nice ball to Lenglet

I'm not very fond myself of this scat traditions of ours but tourists seem to like it

I borrow my uncle's card when he can't go because I'm a poor fag

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>Messi's amazing pass.

Thank god it's over now I can watch Atlanta united vs FC dallas

>difficulty visualising and representing problems?
Mostly this, the maths are ok. But I never know where to start, which formula is the best to use, which information are usefull and which one are useless ... :/

This, never understood why it's so entrenched into our culture.

Not the best of games was it lads

too expensive if you ask me. i'd prefer a proper suarez replacement (jovic perhaps)

pretty boring t b h

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it really wasnt before, more of gimmick from the Christmas sellers that got popular because it's original and easy to market

I'm mostly ok in this, but when I'm lost I try to think about where there could be hidden information, what information I have, and what information I can obtain with what I have. Sometimes after doing this, the extra information lets me see how to solve the problem.

If it's stuff like not knowing what stuff to make equal to each other by "seeing" the problem, you'll just have to draw the problems and practice. Drawings are realy useful.

all that shit is exactly why I decided to study programming, it's more straightforward

Yeah, maybe that's one of my regret to not have tried harder to "understand more" physics. But now I'm in med studies so I can't really go back.
GL for your exams bro !

>no roof
what if it starts raining?

You get wet

that happens maybe five times each season

Thanks mate, you too.
I gotta know some of that for numerical methods, but I'm the opposite, the lack of stuff like proofs and derivations bores me. Plus you have to approach problems differently.

Yeah, practically imposible for atletico to catch with GD

Cute

>GD
La Liga works with head to head in case of same points, bro. Barça won both against both madrids