A crucial battle at the bottom to stay in the Premier League, the Saints in more trouble than the Magpies.
Kick-off at 5:30pm BST with coverage on BT Sport 1.
NEW: Dubravka; Manquillo, Schar, Lascelles (c), Dummett; Ritchie, Hayden, Ki, Almiron; Perez, Rondon.
>Subs: Darlow, Yedlin, Fernandez, Diame, Shelvey, Atsu, Muto.
SOU: Gunn; Stephens, Bednarek, Yoshida, Bertrand; Romeu, Hojbjerg (c); Ward-Prowse, Sims, Redmond; Ings.
>Subs: Forster, Ramsay, Lemina, Slattery, Armstrong, Long, Austin.
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The crucial battle is Brighton Cardiff
that was last week
N O R F
soton is 2 pts clear of brighton atm
>Schaer's performances at club level are only just now starting to match his performances for the national team
ERA
ralph rabbithutch will have to run roughshod over this squad in the summer
nobody watching this then eh
the modern state of Yea Forums
sad!
I am
It's a comfy evening game
did anybody catch that unit with his mum?
>those crowd shots
good heavens
i am, but only until my sister finishes her bath so i can start mine
>le 'tactical genius' park the bus against a relegated Villa causing Newcastle to get relegated man vs Shithampton
For me, it's being outside in the sun
>He doesn't bathe with his sister
are you fucking shitting me with brighton winning wednesday
Should get a red for that bullshit desu senpai
get the fuck out of here give him a red
Thats a red
RED
that's a clear red you coward
SEETHING Geordies FUMING that England's brave JWP shits all over Jonjo 'he should be in the England squad like' Shelvey.
sexy goal
>implying ward-prowse gets games for england
AYOZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
K E K
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
very nice i like it
based
I wish ayoze played like this consistently before almiron showed up
PEREEEEEEEZ
AYOZZZZZEEEEEEE ON FUCKING FIRE
Saints? More like Ain'ts!
>aints
Saints fans SEETHING
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Perez's finishing is as sharp as his haircut
Meanwhile, in League One: twitter.com
PLS ALMIRON
>tfw newcastle are gonna beat liverpool and the other remaining teams, the others will choke, take 7th place, qualify for EL and win it
based rafa
Perez is so based
Rondon is so shite
He's great at everthing but finishing
sister's finished in the bath, i'm away
hope she cleaned it
How's Schär at Newcastle?
Excellent
There's something like a 1 point gap in the average between with and without him.
how is our fellow sunderland doing?
>going to lose in promotion playoffs
time for rafa to park the bus I guess.
good to hear
>Stuart Armstrong
>Proper Geordie name
>Not playing for the Toon.
Bad form.
FUCKKKKKKKK
KAPOW
Nice shot but the defending is horrible, how did the ball go through everyone?
BLACKED
schar is shite
shit when I was about to turn it off
>300 miles a lot
>england
thats just a weekend trip to disney
MOST DANGEROUS
>souf vs norf
>almiron injured
fucking shit
rip Almiron.
Is he crying because he knows he's done for the season or is he just an emotional guy?
[sacking of rafa intensifies]
He's Mexican they don't have emotional control.
My post was about the shot from the korean guy, and yes the defending was also shit from newcastle.
come the fuck on
Where abouts in Newcastle are you from marras?
Dunno, he might know that its bad enough to be out for the rest of the season.
does newcastle have good escorts?
JUST
Cher coming off too. It's all going tits up.
>Yoshida
schar now
come the fuck on
kek F Schär
oh no I guess Rafa will have no choice but to play the B team against Liverpool now
No need, they give it away for free
You don't need escorts in The Toon. The local lasses are all easy slags.
MY FUCKING GOD THAT SHOT
that shit can't be VARed, right?
Fuck off Paddy.
What a canonball
>Fanny Mings
Shane Long coming on. It's over.
that's Punished Shane Long
it's over for Newcastle
guessing ralph hates austin then
>Diame
[long range shots intensify]
oof
>post yfw you realise he's still technically a Liverpool player
I genuinely thought he'd retired from football due to injuries.
chance of a webm of that bloke getting hit in the face?
right in the nose
lol
This has got 2-2 in the 89th written all over it ffs
>our thoughts and prayers are with him
Why is Shelvey still a 14th choice midfielder?
alopecia
cos he's a lazy git
I guess stamina is not back?
he's a scheming gypsy
how was that not a foul?
PEREZ
HOLY SHIT
AYOZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HATTRICK HERO
lad...
PEREZ
NORF
BIG MAN PEREZ SAID FUCK THAT
MOTHERFUCKING HAT TRICKKK
AYOZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TIME TO TURN THIS SHIT OFFF
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NORFSIDE
Who's that team they called UNITED?!
>The municipality of (You)
actually a decent match from two clubs I care nothing about
From 1 to 10 how has Almiron been doing my Bong friends?
8/10 but he's crocked now
He was excellent today then came off with what looks like a bad hamstring injury
7 probably, runs all day
nice win lads
10/10 for energy
8/10 for overall performances
5/10 for finishing
Doubt we'll see him play again this season if he's wrecked his hamstring, though.
>Brazilians supporting Newcastle
>Americans supporting Newcastle
Why? Why would you choose this life?
>it's another Newcastle finish the season strongly against the odds so Ashley doesn't buy anyone episode
Think I've seen this one lads
My soccer coach was a Geordie. Great guy.
where did the term "bottled it" or "bottle job" came from? why not just say a team chokes? I like learning about things from other countries, please tell me, english friends
>In cockney rhyming slang, "bottle" means "arse" (bottle and glass). Originally, you would "lose your bottle" - i.e. be so scared as to lose control of your bowel function. This has been shortened down to just "bottle it".
From "bottle and glass" meaning "arse". It adds that this is a play on the earlier (18th-century) slang term "bottom", meaning "character". So, if you have a lot of bottle then you have a lot of arse, or a lot of bottom, meaning you have a strong character.
interesting shit. thank you, very much.
>Ayoze Pérez becomes the first Newcastle player to get a hat-trick at St James' Park since Dwight Gayle's treble in the Championship against Birmingham in December 2016
wew