/hoc/

>bing bing WAHOO

Boston fans are shit but after their city won all those hips it kind of makes sense they’re smarmy.

I don’t know a fan base in any sport more insufferable than Laffroaches

Lol spotted the chink (from hongcouver)

At least when Boston fans are smug they post smug anime

N/a/shville!

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Soccer fans seem pretty awful in general desu.

>laffs get bombarded in Game 7
Oh the seethe...the seethe.

Gotta go with wild fans on that one

there won't be a game 7 tho

It ain’t going to a game 7 cuckboi

how many hours till nashville

The Broons aint the broons anymore
No more lucic and thornton knockin down the door
Chara can barely touch the floor
2 young twinks on d whove never had a beard before
The broons aint the broomsbanymore

Kolme

>no Game 7
>t. laffs retards

one + another one for anthems and commercials

shall be posting this if Nashville wins

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3

vitu hyvä

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BIG if

Who's your meme team from here on out /hoc/?
>Bings
>Islels
>Teds
>Bloos

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rooting for dallas to be accurate

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bings desu, Rantanen is such a gigachad

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Weed

>imagine needing Gary to gift your team a goal just to keep from getting humiliated again

DUDE

nice shop

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did you photoshop ur eyes

>dallas fans are cuckposters
Shant

testing this shit out soon

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Based

>finn
>cuck porn

Checks out.

now this edition is BASED

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more telling about you that you instinctively relate to the man getting cucked

Good afternoon reddit nation

Why is cock-mike such a cuck?

upboated

It's funny you should say that, because I always find my self thinking I'm the bull. Cuck POV kills the boner, but fucking another man's wife? Now there's some good shit.

I don't but thanks for your concern, if you want I could come fuck your women for you?

based and kenta pilled
youtube.com/watch?v=mpCRj-pOR3o

hello!

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>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
Every time

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based and belgian pilled.
Rodenbach does make some pretty good stuff

joke's on you I don't have a women

Yeah I know because youre too busy watching you fucking cuck.

WRONG. Pittsburg is the worst by far.

/hoc/ does not need rude people like yourself. please leave and never come back

All the cucks are coming out of the woodwork.

Fitting it would be Sweden.

Why is this brit so obsessed lads?

How big is the Skoda cup in your country?

blues win cup tbqh

googled it and nothing came up so i guess not big

>forgetting Edmonton exists

big

About Fabia-sized

what the fuck is this sheepshagger doing in the /hoc/?

Utterly triggered

I imagine it’s the same size no matter which country you bring it to

It's the IIHF World Championship

kys ugly mutt bitch

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youtube recommending me cat videos again baka youtube.com/watch?v=yYJitRb2Ltg

4/10 then

I guess Finland is still talking about that 1995 win

these days it's all about the little league golds

didnt the bongs invent hokkei?

also could you imagine inventing a bunch of sports only for every single one of them end up being dominated by people and teams from other countries...

Where’s the penguins one?

fuck kac

this desu, after 2016 and the stacked team we had at the u-20's everyone has cared about twink hockey and everyone thinks all those players will go on to have hof careers in the NHL

For me, it’s a Dallas colorado WCF where rantatanen and hintz are the stars of each team

>two and a half hours until hockey
I don't know if I'm gonna make it. Help me lads.

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For me it's the inbetweeners

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The Scottish invented hockey. It was then picked up by canadians.

Does any1 here unorinically watches Shannon?

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idk frens looks like it was kanada

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Watch this Isles autism with me to kill time
youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9eMLMOXvA

>According to a study done by Federico Formenti, University of Oxford, and Alberto Minetti, University of Milan, Finns were the first to develop ice skates some 5,000 years ago from animal bones.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_skate

No Finland, no hockey.

I assume it happened before 1982 so it's a british invention

Did you even click the link?

Look at history.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey

There was an engraving of someone on the frozen river thames with ice skates and sticks in 1796

>animal bones
man thats pretty metal
youtube.com/watch?v=8CoGDjtBtVE

fucking kek

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>There was an engraving of someone on the frozen river thames with ice skates and sticks in 1796
Perhaps they played bandy

Whats that fin bro?

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>Great Britain olympic gold medals:
1 (one)
>not so Great Finland olympic gold medals:
0 (zero)

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BUS WANKERS

Skoda Cup

he just reads the stats for me so I don't have to do it myself because nhl website is dogshit

sluta

bus turds*

Go knights

youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1_ZnN-Pkw

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Did you just call him a slut?
bit uncalled for desu

>Assuming that husk of an empire had any social influence over the commonwealth at that point

Don't remind me

this
boston fans are the worst in any sport

good afternoon leafs nation

have you seen brazilians when you mention 7-1?

>love the 'ill billies, simple as

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yeah
boston (and philly) fans are still worse

Does Boston people even care about hockey? They care much more about Red Sox and Patriots don't they

How can canadians still like their flag when the toronto maple leafs have taken over it and desecrate it every season?

Honestly want the Stars to win so the weeb faggot Nashville posters will stop shitting up every thread for the rest of the ploffs

>t-t-the kid challenged him to a fight
>j-j-just a normal hockey fight
Ovi confirmed a child abuser

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Don't worry Pekka will blow up sooner or later

>Luke DeCock
Is this a real name?

>he called me right after the game
Ovi is a good man

they were called the maple leafs before the flag was changed to the leaf

after the kid got heemed he said he didn't ask for it

what was the previous flag like

>calling your entire country after one of the worst and most insufferable nhl teams
should have named the country after montreal canadiens and not just the demonym

im sure he felt terrible. Ovi is a joker and a funny guy, not a thug.

the real flag of canada

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and you retards were wondering why the crapitals looked like they had no spirit after that fight

>you now remember trashville 3 worthless banners
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Luke DeBenis

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>bong hanrejstamp
yikes
good call on changing your flag unlike poo peeland and poostralia

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>canada acknowledging french canadians
not in a million years

yet your leader is a frog

sagreblöö :DDDD

they are nice countries still though. canada is just a bad joke now.

>challenge a kid into a fight and beat him senseless
>i-i-im sure he felt terrible

Fuck Toronto
Fuck the Laffs
Fuck the rest of the turbanheaded fans
and most of all, Fuck Sean.

Is Ryan Gosling a God in Canada?

>Nice countries
Canada would be shit if we had oceania laws

For me its hands free fapping

>proudly displaying you've been colonized by the uk

that's a pass

This but bombston ruins instead

>would be shit
the weed must be clouding your judgement.

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and Fuck you too.

at least they don't post a lie on their flag like you
>ordem e progresso

Those aren't the banners. These are the banners.

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fair enough

>challenge a kid
revisionist history streamable.com/9u8bn

>canadian actor cucks muricans by playing one of the most iconic figure in modern american history
Absolutely BASED

john candy is more well known then him. plus goose married some mexican instead of rachel mcadams.

Listening to the Vancouver regional anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=Ywg0kwld0wY

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redpilled

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as per usual cherry is /ourguy/ and the voice of reason in the nu-HL

Finally! Playoff hockey in human time

Finns aren't human though

Who has the worst goal song and why is it Toronto?

True, we are god tier elves

It’s Carolina. At least you make my dreams come true is boomercore

the goal song is the only thing right about pooronto

Oh god, I've never heard that and it's fucking awful. Maybe you're right.

the sacred texts!

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i like elves

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I wish Don Cherry was my grandpa.
I always thought the 'yotes had a crappy goal song.

canes should just use this as their goal song
youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw

teds youtube.com/watch?v=vLNcpsLkK0o

it's like a create-a-team goal song from NHL11 or something. I get flashbacks to when I had a full head of hair hearing this song

>Tampon Bay
>Only good for one period

No, I can't agree with this.
The teds goal song/cannon is pretty awesome imo.

Chicago.

the cannon is cool but that song is the goal horn equivalent of royalty free music on the background of youtube videos

They had an online poll for their new goal song and some leaf jammed the ballot box with a bot

yikes

For me, it's the Teds

Imagine the superior DENVER BVLL pinning down a fertile, beautiful Ca*gary femoid and plunging his mighty phallus into her for three periods. Imagine as he's slipping away inside of her tight passing lanes, he spews his load in her FIVE TIMES after she has ONE cunt-wringing orgasm. The rape of Ca*gary is Canada's greatest shame, and her offspring will not survive the bitter Canadian winter to come

The superior DENVER BVLL returns home, hsi MIGHTY PHALLUS dragging across the western united states, until he is safely back in DENVER, prepared to cuck Las Ve*as!

lmao yeah i remember that

Which national team has the best goal horn and is it Sweden?

youtube.com/watch?v=qhAKL8TsOwI

And hasnt that song been used by the canucks?

Shitcago

That's pretty awful my dude.

5 - 1

T. Bruins fan

Dude. I'm an avsfag too but you need to never post something like this again.

Vegass also has a really shit goal song.

>Being a Ca*gary TRANSplant

>Tuesday, December 13, 2011
>In contrast, the Whip is something a little girl would sing while playing hopscotch. It does not belong in an NHL arena.
>What’s truly unforgiveable is that multiple teams use it. Toronto, Columbus, Detroit, Dallas, and Colorado have all chosen the Whip to punctuate their goals this season. Vancouver uses it as the song that plays after a win.

youtube.com/watch?v=AuU3fVd9aF8
>Published on Oct 17, 2011
>This song has become the most cliche goal song in the NHL, being played by anywhere between four and eight teams on any given night following a home-team tally.

>fast forwards 8 years
>ohioians still use this song like they couldn't figure out how to access the settings menu in their copy of NHL11 GM mode

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>yfw islels throw all their tavares money at Marner out of sheer spite

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yes and sharks and carolina too on top of those mentioned earlier

yeah fair enough, but the cannon and the ac/dc part is good. they need to figure the rest out.

Dallas will always have the best rip dime rip vinnie

Tampa = Brazil
Calgary = Argentina

Alcohol :D

Rip 2004 rematch. Fuck the underhunden

Okay there buddy

Good luck next round, Avs deserved this win

>Can*cks

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What ever happened to the "cell key" sens poster? Did he kill himself not that Stone has been traded away?

I still think Torontos goal song is fucking weird and out of place.
It just doesn't seem like a hockey goal song.

youtube.com/watch?v=pv6lSXlepB8

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>beta american good boy gets outshone by rough and tumble determined nova scotia guy

*now*

>Canadi*ns
>Rough and tumble

lmaoing @ ur life

I think the ducks goal song is pretty good.
Too bad we can't hear it more

Their horn is garbage but that song makes up for it

OH GOD THE NASHVILLE GOAL SONG IS TERRIBLE

I'm actually originally from Toronto, I'll have you know. I don't care about Calgary at all.

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I LIKE IT
I LOVE IT
I WANT SOME MORE OF IT

I LIKE IT! I LOVE IT! I WANT SOME MORE OF IT!

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Oh man, it's fucking brutal lol.
They should be embarrassed of themselves

Did you miss Mac laying Hathaway the fuck out last night? He's literally the anti-Crysby

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Bruins have the best sounding horn.
Montreal has the worst sounding horn.

>hill billys
>embarrassed
they have no shame.

youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI

for me its boomer rock. why does no one use this classic as a goal song for example

HONK HONK HONK

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HONK HONK HONK

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Calgary niggas right now

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Shit meme

"Power forwards" do much better in the post season than fancypants like Gaudreau or McDavid, who get bullied and exposed.

Calgary won't be making it to the finals any time soon because they don't have anyone like Iginla

is he, dare I say it, unstoppable?

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felt sorry for Pierre after Dale hunter raped him that playoff...
.... gud lad

how does Vegas stop the finnish BVLL, lads??

>The avs team is full of daddies
Is this why Calgary went up in flames? Trying to thrust their boipussies upon the avs?

>Gabe "The babe" Landeskog

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wew lad

1993 was the last time the isles made the ECF.....

A man can dream this year right?

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You know thats the best way to ensure it keeps getting posted right?

Pittsburgh pens fans are fair weather fans
>they're with their team win or draw.. n dissapear when they lose

It would be poetic but Marner would never sign a deal in that fashion.

Leafs nation reporting in

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to be fair I also disappear when my team loses, because I'm drinking myself into oblivion

Imagine Leafs - Isles in the 3rd round...

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It wouldn’t be at nassau sadly, but it still would be insane to have. Also since neither team hasn’t seen the finals in ages

I don't want my leafs forced to spend a minute on the landfill that is long island. Would rather lose in round two than even make round three if it is the islanders waiting for us.

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Scott's invented curling
>n being colonial cucks
hoc is 100% leaf sport...

t. not leafs nation

>Canada invented a game that is older than Canada

*hot-boxes /hoc/
Happy 4/20 fellow tokers

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There's no fackin ice in Scotland they couldn't have invented curling

Lol they are so delusional. Who wouldn’t want to play for their boyhood team?

Oh you’d be in brooklyn. That’s way worse than long island

Stamkos and like half the kids who grew up here

>mfw I try to search for this clip at the start and it's been reuploaded just for the occasion
you're welcome youtube.com/watch?v=imkiJ7lSlO0

Hello caniacs

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I'm happy for the Leafs

so when Krejci scored, did that make Kappanen's goal the game winning goal?

fuck work, it makes me miss the damn playoffs.

Bring em back to Hartford

Yes kappys goal is game winner

Anyone else noticed the smell just now?

Hartford is a disgusting city, you don't want that finnfriend.

How do non-American and non-Canadian fans choose their teams?

like debt? Yeah i smelled it too

...they choose us

They're all part of leafs nation

where have you been my hairy negroid counterpart, i haven't seen you, long long time

I root for the ones with good finns. Jets are the team I follow the most

Mix of debt and cheap Turkish cocaine

>the little ‘regular season’ text on the top
OH NO NO NO

christ

I've been around hoc/, it's just that I couldn't post now with job

the ones where my hometown boys play mostly, so rn bruins on the account of them having vaakanainen (joensuu). i would never claim to be a "fan" though, just more of a follower

Brooklyn is on Long Island

Surely you JEST

seriously pondering if this game is even worth watching lads

The best Finns are Rantanen and Aho though?

Arbitrarily. I think it's often based on who wins the Stan Lee that year or has players from their country.
Imagine if Columbus or Colorado won it this year how many foreigners would flock to their side just seeing endless news blasts about their miracle run

He's good, I watched him in a Providence Bruins game. Expect him to be called up next year.

>he doesn't want to laugh at the redditors

uhmmm, why don't you ponder my balls?

LMAO

Barkov and Heiskanen

What else are you gonna do with your time?

this

can't be worse than the flamers yesterday

What are the odds Stars win tonight, lads?

learn to code

he already played a couple games with the big team, but that teethmissing egghead from ottawa gooned him with a dirty elbow. he a good hometown boy, we know he is very good at moving the puck and getting it deep
youtube.com/watch?v=iUML7P0u2ZY

Low but not terrible. Not if we start giving them are energy now

R E N T F R E E
E
N
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F
R
E
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Kek, funniest man alive

Yeah he got concussed early so they sent him down to protect him. He's a good player though, and will get better if he puts on weight and when he ages.
Him and Studnicka are bruins top prospects imo.

That's back when the team was shit though. I can't blame Stamkos for not wanting to be a part of that tire fire when he was a pending ufa. When Johnny T hit ufa, he saw that the team had a shitload of young talent, and would be competitive for a long time. Seems he made the right choice, since he had a career season, and fell just shy of potting 50 goals. Now as far as the Islanders goes, nobody thought they'd turn it around this quick, especially without Tavares. But it seems having a competent coach, as well as telling your goalie to quit getting drunk every night helps a lot.

what about that vladar guy, i think boston is pretty done with rask

Ok I clicked the link

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Asterisk is needed on that .

Rinne is best Finn

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>imagine being a 40yo boomer mad at a professional hockey player and dressing up as a kid version of him

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based

ehhh i like his name because its like darth vader, but he's nothing special. I am pretty done with rask but he's the best option we have.

>imagine not liking the canes

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Can't wait for MY Milwaukee Admirals to BTFO the Iowa Wilds in the Calder Cup playoffs.

That's my point though it took a great situation regardless of geography to lure one of the dozens of marquee names who grew up a leaf fan. Even in the 90s and early 2000s it didn't happen. Nobody wants to face the spotlight and bs of being a leaf.

>i didn't even know he was sick

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Most stereotypical Finn*

burroughs aren't geography, unfortunately. If anyone wants to volunteer to dig a trench and officially rid the island of brooklyn hipster trash, we'd be down

Or if the Canes won :^)

I converted a few of my friends in Frankfurt, so we will definitely have some German bandwagoners if the Canes win.

tall, handsome, elite?

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fucking kek

you forgot to mention invisible in game 7

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reminder that Rod Brind'Amour got cucked by Chad Lindros

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He is flattered by that all star defence in front of him

But Brooklyn isn’t all hipster trash though. It’s really just downtown Brooklyn. Garbage place.

imagine seething over how a millionaire is trolled by an entire fanbase.

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Gamethread when?

red pill me on matthew barzal, what does he do?

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>most overhyped player in NHL history barely spends 15 seasons in the league

Krejci didn’t score it was offsides

Someone make a Stars preds game thread

oh my god who the hell cares

I've never heard of either of those teams

Eating some ice cram lads
(and sipping beer)

skate fast

Clicked some gook song that one of you posted in this thread. Too lazy to find the post but I just want to say that that shit was CASH. Cheers brother.

Stars Preds Game thread

Quarantine the antivax yishivas spreading their bubonic plauge and measles. I'll get my shovel.

He wasn't overhyped he was just made of glass. For a while there he was everything he was supposed to have been.

fast, handles, passes, disappears for weeks. Basically, he's a baby JT.

it's time lads

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Norm McDonald looks like the son by whom Jack Palance is embarassed.

t. false flagging bitch

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Lads why are pretzels so patrician?

Pretzels fucking suck dude

because they are german, just like all good things

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He’s a fast boi. 5 assists and no goals, but key reason why the islanders have done well, alongside eberle and lehner

the big soft pretzels are definitely overrated but the small hard kind are kino of snacks

t. only ever had this garbage

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Bimmers suck too

these t b h

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afternoon knights knation

aww whats the matter sweaty, cant drive a manual?

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>le german engineering meme
Yapan for me, lad

No those ones I can actually stand, although they’re not my favorite. It’s the small dry salty wood chips that are disgusting

>BMW
>Porsche
god damn right

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you just got to

only soft pretzels tho

Can you give me a ride to the store to buy some pretzels finland?

I can drive a manual, just one of the reasons BMWs suck is because they put their reverse right next to the first gear

ביסט איר אַ רבי?

Deutsche Autos scheißen

That's not an 80-90's volvo

kek, even the teeth remind me of erik johnson
sure thing buddy

When Matthews and JT retire due to complications with aids this summer don't say I didn't warn you.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7OZ1wDuDI

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Aren't these made with german parts anyway?

Leafs in 24 hours

I’ll buy you a *sip* if you’d like one to say thanks

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How dare you!
80-90's volvos were half tank, half car. Not "nifty fancy pancy german technology"

digits confirm faggotry

leafsnation

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Where did Stamkos and Gaudreau disappear to during these playoffs?

My neighbor growing up had a Saab

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Saab turbos were pretty based too

would you?

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Yeah I know that. Never had an 80-90 volvo but I had a 00 S70 and that car was tough as fuck. But if I remember right a lot of part were bosch

The power of volvo
youtube.com/watch?v=qx_5pEyJbho

my first car was a '93 volvo 940 GL
*sips*
now THAT was an automobile

God no

AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME REFS HE'S CRUSHING MY HAND

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No. She's old and manly

>get in a fight that makes you look really bad
>i-it was his idea, it's not my fault...
I still have no idea why any of you retards just took his word for it.

manlets getting btfo is the best part of the playoffs

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Gotta have the authentic ones, with butter.

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Reminder hockey is only for white men who are ATLEAST 6 feet tall

in a heartbeat

idk, user
there's something about those glasses...

>le ebin sledgehammer
Nuke Bridgestone when?

incel

Incel in denial

happy weed day

>already 20 minutes passed
>game hasn't started

have sex

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Why did you think making this post was a good idea? Was it worth solving a captcha?

>laffsnet already favoring them against the teds
Ohhhhhh its gona be glorious when they lose in 7 again

When done right, these are absolute kino

Yeah, those were pretty tough as well, but not as tough as the ones from the decades before.

But you're probably right, it sounds quite possible that they got some german parts around that time.

I think I'm gonna have to *sip* to that too

>at the Honk Corner Arena
Leafs will have the home ice all series desu

Ftfy

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You first incel

No

>He still does slave work for Google in 2019

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fucking degenerate

real classy trashiville. booing during the national anthem.

LETS GO STARSIES!

Hello.

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>tfw voluntarily celibate so nobody can call me incel

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Incel

Dubs and Stars win

based

What kind of car should I have to get fennoswede gf

No wonder, you're a faggot little weeb.

it has no effect!

Absolutely loved my Volvo though. Heard the new ones are not bad at all too

based nazi

very nice. impressive

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>two Central games get played before the Eastern game
>the Eastern game is at 8 pm local time
For what fucking purpose.

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Ford

If Knights Perds Jets and Laffs are out this might be the most kino 2nd round to be hon

I'm flying high as a totem right now, /hoc/

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a bicycle

B A S E D

>leastern timezone
Get fucked niggers

>THE LAST GOAL HE EVER SCORED
>WON THE LEAFS THE CUP

They're becoming cuck-mobiles
It's swedish, after all

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>THEY DIDN'T WIN ANOTHER
>TILL 1962

>THE YEAR HE WAS DISCOVERRRRRED

Looks comfy desu

Based desu

Speed limit at most is only ever 80mph so who cares

Happy to hear that. Yeah, they're good vehicles for what they're built for

youtube recently recommended this video to me for some reason though I never watch car videos but I did watch this one and it seems like a decent car

youtube.com/watch?v=nYJrWzoQcII

I'd never buy a new car though

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Fuck both these hill billy teams

>not using a radar detector in 2019

Never had an American car
Based

Literally no reason to ever go above 130k desu

>what are motorsports

>being a nigger

I feel like laffs/teds will be a hilarious series if it happens

>muh freedom
tho

to be fair, removing a 155mph limit is fairly easy on new cars, so that won't be a problem

Fords are unironically based fuck chevy/GM for their bailouts

I’ve only ever had Toyotas

in the rural parts of bc the speed "limit" is usually 120km/h without any police around to enforce the speed so you end up driving like 150km/h+ if its not snowy

That other thing no one cares about

This

Nashville fans are such mongoloids, they could be down 3-0 in the series and be losing 5-1 in the game and they would STILL do their ridiculous highschool "ALL YOUR FAULT" chant.

Blasting through some of the straight sections is mega comfy.

I'm not 18 so I actually drive the speed limit

>STORS
>BISHIT

They're hill billys what do you expect

Best Jap car is Honda

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same desu maybe at most 10 over to keep up with traffic

>stors

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i dont usually speed either but in the rural parts of the country there is literally nothing for hours

we /o/ now

>t.not rich and white

who am i kidding, these are the same people who stole the Wings' octopus tradition and replaced it with a cat fish because they think they're unique. same people who celebrated making the playoffs because thats the only success theyve ever had. they made it to the finals once and now the NHL loves them.

Motor sports is only popular among white trash

The Stars are just too bad right now.

ye going a little over is just
>calibrating for the speedometer
but it makes no difference whether there are cops or cameras or not to the speed I drive

>motor """sports"""

Yeah dude, tons of white trash driving their 100k+ sports car around race tracks. My bad forgot about that

yee haw

beep beep im a jeep

>what are corporate sponsors

not as cringe as E """""""""""sports""""""""""""" though

they stole every gimmick they have except for the hill billy goal song.

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Definitely

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A TOYOTA, RED?

Do goalies have hip/knee problems after their careers?

take that back

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Nashville finna bouta get baited into taking some really dumb penalties.

thank god i'll never have to worry about them winning a cup, get them to game 7 and rinne crumbles. but they'll still think they succeeded and raise another banner

kek

Brb, going to the ghetto ask around how many of them will be driving their GT2 RS around the track this summer

>perds and jets out
Yes
>knights and laffs out
No

you wish, these refs have collectively given up across the league

>motor """sport"""
>car does all the work

>vgk and laffs out
no

Based comfy is just a code word for boring desu poster

I’ve told grease to stop (You)ing me a dozen times and he still does it

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No calls>1000 penalties

this post is comfy

can I get a
>blots
>lames

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>PREDDITORS

>nashv1lle

>Finnish goaling

my fucking god PREDATORS ARE SO FUCKING BAD

Not so fast, Pekka!

>Hey, look at me, I'm rich, I'm better than you.
>So you take part in top-level motorsports? Are you a driver? A sponsor? Do you own a team, maybe?
>W-well, n-no... but I watch it... so I feel like I'm p-part of it...
Fuck off, retards. This is /hoc/.

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I’ll call you a hearse

sounds like they live rent free in your head

true but teams like CGY who fished for knee on knee hits all night last night never got called for it. they even got one on Rantanan that was never called

This should go to 7

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>starts an argument
>gets UTERLY BTFO
>t-this is /hoc/!
Fuck off nigger

I THINK NIGGERS STINK

stop it

I'm sure you are in better shape

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>all Americans are the same poster
Wew
Also motorsports is for white trash now go fap to cuck porn cleetus

sometimes even during

>t-this has to be the same guy that I was arguing with
>not just someone else who's sick of me
>I couldn't p-possibly have that many people against me
You were already told once. Don't make me get the jannies involved.

Astronauts have to be in shape for their work. doesent make them athletes or going into space a sport

>no

I play Canadian Junior B as a Californian, bud.

What have you done?

true, retarded question

>you will never be a small child in the 30s listening to your team win it all on the radio

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It was my dream to be a motorsport race driver but unfortunately I am not stupid or poor enough

>samefagging this hard

fucking genius janny banned me for 30 days for saying "I'm not 18 so I drive the speed limit".

I'm 29. I've been driving for over a decade which was the point you fucking mouth breather.

I SAID THAT I THINK NIGGERS STINK

motorsports are for white trash only in your shit country

Good, radio sucks. That’s why they invented the television

I make on-topic hockey posts instead of masturbating over how bourgeois I think I am.
Your move.

Thoughts?

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Oh no hes gone full delusional

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>vroom vroom fags

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>getting btfo'd so hard you have to call the jannies
OH NO NO NO NO NO

man thats so shitty. makes you wonder what are they even being paid for

amateur motorsport costs makes minor hockey costs seem like povertyball

>t. Mongol trash

counterpoint, hockey on the radio is based

They really ought to dock his pay for that one

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why do they let polak play so much?

uke bro :)

No shit retard. Is the concept of being faster in a competition based on driving skill lost on you?

Does Finland even have a fucking space program?

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this series will go at least 6 IMO

Literally /cr*c/ tier post

...

countercounterpoint, only if you 1. can't attend the game and 2 if you cannot watch it on tv or pc

Tfw I reported you

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I bet you are really fun at parties.

It's better than tv/stream. live I'll give ya tho

kek i've had the exact same thing happen to me, these fucking hot pockets are literally too stupid read numbers

is that Julyzerg or Chuan

chuan

More tank than car. Able to rival armored divisions of some African dictators.

hey man jannies work hard and they do it for free (0 dollars) so be nice.

Redpill me on the Jets and Blues. I don't normally have a lot of free time so have mostly just been following my Laffs this season, but am going to watch the game tonight.

Brooklyn and Queens are technically Long Island but zero people refer to it that way. "The Island" is Nassau and Suffolk. "The City" is Manhattan. Brooklyn and and Queens are referred to by name.

This. He's kinda overrated himself right now but he's dirt cheap so let's see what happens.

How will they get away with this cultural appropriation in 2008+11 in the liberal shitfestation of Seattle?