Official UFC St. Petersburg Gamethread #1

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15 mins gay-porn on clinch near cage or on ground

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Shame they didn't bring out the EFN ring girls

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420 blaze it

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The pole is flushed

Sorry, 1-3. For some reason I thought Pavlovich has a win in the UFC before he fought Overeem

>Silly Dilly's walkout song

why

Overeem and Hunt

Any streams?

He must be on EPO as well
Are European ring slags the best?

Tybura finna headkick KO Abdurakhimov

RHCP bless

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Its too warm lads

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tv.xfinity.com/

crackstreams.com/mma/1/

I smell a heem coming Tybura is leaving his chin open

A russian guy told me that girls from Saint petersburg are always sluts

Standard HW fight shitting up the card

Bums

i could make you hotter

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what are the odds that Jon Jones have murdered someone and no one found out yet?

3rd worlders in general are sluts unless they are muslim.

I hope the stinky churka k will lose, reminding everyone that muslim shit is not russian.

>5 minutes
>no heem

SHIT FIGHT

>Are European ring slags the best?
LATAM wins that competition I reckon

pick 'em

Where are the picks

Angela Magana has woken up, video here
youtube.com/watch?v=psoPk8rlv-s

Russia would be 2nd world

He's constantly moving like he's been hurt, super BUMmy

CTE for sure

Eh have you seen some parts of Russia?

>being dropped three times in thirty seconds
is there a scientific research that shows how many brain cells you lose every time you get knocked down?
does it increase exponentially the more you get dropped within a short time frame?
what

>Be HW
>Be punchlet

I am legit amazed she is not potato.

HEEM SLEEPY

FUCKING MUSLIM SHIT

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

These subhumans are banging.

STANDING HEEEEEMMMM

AbduraHEEMed

STANDING HEEEEEM

comas are a BEAST for sure

HEEEEEEM

Called it

what shit camera work

how is tybur in the ufc

Russia is for the heems

FUCK DAGISTANIS

Ya'll niggas can give Herb Dean all the shit y'all wanna

but that was a perfect stoppage couldn't have been better

ABDURAHEEEEEEMOV

Heem stoppy

omg that heem woke me up

BASED DAN HARDY SHOUTING

Tibura was More eating shots than banging. That muzzie has some clean af boxing.

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Great fights so far.

2nd world by definition referred to the Soviet Union and other iron curtain countries

He's 4-4 in an empty division. They'll take fucking anyone at heavyweight.

heem drowzy

>was almost gonna miss the fight because i thought it would be in burger land
i was about to repeat the same mistake 4 times

Should I have nachos for this card or chips

Nachos.

You now remember Black Star

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Good, white boi had the arrogance to place himself above the infinite love and wisdom of Allah and the brave warrior put the kafir dog down

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It depends. What kind of chips do you have in mind?

Chips as in french fries or crisps?

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I'm not sure what you guys call them
Steak cut chips, not french fries

Can anyone explain this?

good shout
wew that's some almost-kino camerawork

Wake up, Dana.

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Flat head -Plagiocephaly

Russians have the worst hairlines.

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Sakuraba pls

that dude look like he finna smoke some meth after the fight lmao look at his head

You are a type of sjw

Caucasians have really small heads.

you are a type of in*el

Lads I was just looking up this Alexander Yakovlev guy on Wikipedia

He's fought at Light Heavyweight, Middleweight, Welterweight and tonight he's at Lightweight.
Wtf is this?

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1000 dollars a month and government issued waifus.

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>Kurnikova
kek

Rashad scrambling K-Taro's name
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Is this why they're prone to chimping out so much?

mfw anyone on here says they could heeem me

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its a real tung twistar, b.

When I think "deadly soldier" I think women.

I would heem anyone within an hour drive of DFW so consider yourself lucky that you are across the pond

For me it was Igor

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Ofc. They are like negroes of Russia

For me, its Akira Shoji

>john gooden commentary
I don't think I can listen much longer

He's also got a win over Paul Daley

How was this guy at LHW

thank you

where the fuck is he

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Dia and Co. : clothing for landwhales and hamplanets.

This guy's neck is freaking me out.

cazzie didn't know there was a card on this early

Why is a sports channel have ads for fat women clothes?

okay m8, im sure you would

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Fighting rn

landwhales and hamplanets

based presidential heemster

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I screencapped it

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>20-1

his last five opponents
>4-1
>7-4
>9-4 lost this one
>19-9
>12-9

Christ

He's so weirdly proportioned, it's really making me uncomfortable.

spooky skelly man

complete skeltal

This nigga looks like an alien

Peach of a record

this guy is the result of years of soviet super soldier research
look into it

UFC St Petersburg FN 149:

youtu.be/SSmtXEPWPe8

20 APRIL 2019 YEAR.

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>that camerawork
The worldwide leader.

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>le grinding wrestling man

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Imagine running a piece of paper over her face

Could see Da Silva gassing by the 2nd or 3rd

fiending some cheese and crackers desu

just tuned in, what have I missed

Three spicy heems

3 heems and russian ET

Da Silva is a can

2 first round kos and a 2nd round ko, spicy morning

Disgusting.

Damn, this must be one of those sleeper cards

WEBM OF THAT FLIP

heems

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gayest fight i've seen in a while

Every time you see a card with who's on it, the fights are usually a bit sloppy which means heems

The skelly almost heem'd himself with that drop.

Redpill me on St. Petersburg. Is it true the girls there have peng arses?

*grabs your scrotum*

HEEM TAPPY WTF

TAPPY

heem tappy

tappy

NICE!!!!

HEEM TAPPY WHOS UR PAPPY

wtf choke was that

De Tappa

Lol homeboy gracie tapped but the ref called it

Waaaay too many cornerwomen.

The last digit of your post is her face when she sees your dick

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this is an equal opportunity board

Alright so I know he won, but how did this guy who's a freestyle wrestling, sambo, etc master get completely pressured and outgrappled early by a Brazillian who's probably not even a wrestler?

Did the weight cutting mean he had no strength?

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rollin

Yakovlev is peak performance

>guillotine choke
:thinking:

Fellas the heem gods have blessed us who would watch at unholy hours with a card full of stoppages. Death to the filthy casuals that they may know their missteps.

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not good

catch wrestling reigns supreme
Sakuraba bless

is it just me or do russians clap different?

>nholy hours
piss off these are usual Euro hours
That's why Euros are the only true and REAL fightfans

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Who wins, Aliev or Nakamura?

>another de silva ded

roll yourself pleb

roll

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Textbook neanderthal occipital bun right there.

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heeeeeey team penis in da house holllaaaaaaa

Based Overeem showing love to the fans

here goes, aiming for 3 i guess

rolling

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how does the reem avoid cte

Didn’t realize the card is in the morning, based and comfy af.

Russians are three for three, how far will they go? Who can stop the slavic menace?

I don't know, weird that this Dutch guy who's been taking head shots for the past 20 years still speaks English better than 80% of American fighters

Overeem looks like he doesn't have any CTE at all
amazing for a guy with 90 fights

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Did wrestlers secretly have the best chokes all along?

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the 2nd Russian got chinked 4 times by that flabby Polack

>90 fights
Post pics of reems brain to celebrate

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you now remember when Reem got heemed by Chocolate Al

Prime Ngannao heems Overeem

Ngannao isnt even in his prime yet

Does jones gets a immediate rematch when marreta flushes him?

I think a lot of high level BJJ guys just let themselves get into bad positions because they are convinced they cant be subbed

Charles Oliveria is like the prime example, dude has been subbed 4 times in the UFC i think

damn the russians are showing up to fight

based slavs

Is it just my stream or do the words dont match the mouths?

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Jap twink about to get slav'd

K-Taro time soon

Reem scouting new kinds of meat after Horse stopped giving him the gains.

Even though this was dominant win, Khalil looks like he made major changes to his muaythai skill set, of his last fight is any indicator. Obviously Johnny should fight someone higher up but I'd be interested to see how a rematch goes.

Why are ESPN's Promos way better than UFC promos? The commercial for 237 was cringe

Why the fuck is Nakamura still in the UFC, he's the prime example of the stereotypical Asian fighter, whi just throws a jab and have 0 finishing instinct

my stream's off too

Nice.

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His clinch game wasn't tested though

Antonina is such a hottie, I want to worship her ass after a long sweaty day in the gym when she didn't have time for a shower

is it just me or is this card moving abysmally slow? is it because there's only 11 fights?

Everyone who laughed at me when I said this card would deliver can feel free to apologize

Where are the picks I need to get mine in please

>Another d*gistani

sorry user

No it's because we're getting a lot of finishes so they have to pad time
This card isn't moving slow at all

I apologize

This card is shit you sperg

Shhh I hear the call to prayer inshallah leave this ungodly sport of naked men for a time my dear hamid

Gimme the thick bitch in the top right.

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These kind of cards are always the best, only turbo cazzies dont know that

very original and funny

Guy looks like russian Cowboy

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I wonder what it must feel like to devote your life to something and end up a can anyway

Oh look another jap about to get heemed

can someone post the webm of Overeems last fight please?
I don't remember it at all for some reason

Russian dudes arms are long af. Getting caught with a bolo soon

>hurt him
>Takedown
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
FACE THE PAIN
>FACE THE PAIN

are Dagestani bois the real deal or just the hottest meme

>it's another "Japan Loses" episode

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Why are American commentators always trying to AMOG their fellow commentators? Drives me batty

KEK

Asians should stick to make robots

I'd love to know japanese fighters overall record in the UFC

Must be like 10-85 or something

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Felder is just a bit awkward, comes off insecure when he tries to contradict his teammate.

You and me both.

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meme, they only fight cans

Japs should just stick to ONE where there are actual guys their size. the ghost of PRIDE is rolling it is grave.

Rogan does it a lot too, especially used to do it to Goldie. Really annoying. Loved it when DC put him in his place.

This chink should just throw in the towel man, he's getting fucked up

Trust a jap to ruin the card

DC is an even bigger cuck than Rogaine, Jon "Bones" Jones could walk into his house and fuck his wife and there is nothing Double Cheeseburger could do about it.

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Bones wouldn’t go near heavy weight dc’s house.

>Nakamura is ahead on strikes but Aliev has won the story of the fight
Does Hardy browse Heem?

This fight is boring me.

Shit fight. Why are Japanese fighters trash now? is it their training?

>Finally wake up and I'm not alone
>It's /heem/

MMA confirmed gay

>more work against the cage
great...

It could have been card kino

The Japanese circuit is and always has been a complete and utter farce

Has there ever been a single decent asian fighter in the UFC? Yushin Okami and Horiguchi are the only ones I can think of.

UFC just gets ultra cans while Nippon CHADS go to Rizin and ONE

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Can’t believe your dorks are wasting your time watching Wgaf vs magomedmagomedov when you could be getting baked and watching old fight companions

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

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Aliev almost looks like a Russian Cerrone with the beard

Benson Henderson
Demetrious Johnson
Alan Jouban

Sexyama is an ultra can though

Those are all 'murican though.

Based Peru Poster
Got any Peruvian music for us tonight?

Technically half of Russia is in Asian

Northwestern Mutual is a scam if y'all didn't know

Nakamura legit looked half asleep in there, flat footed and just not even moving when he was getting clipped lol

Wise men say only fools rush in

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Song Yadong

The WMMA GOAT weighs in
twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/1119637957110063105

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He's dripped out in Fendi and D&G

BASED YADONG POSTER

Doo Ho Choi can do it if he stops being an idiot that gets pulled into stupid slugfests.

Hope next fight ends quick
Give me time to fix up some snacks

...

He's been chinleted my guy

You now remember Korean Zombie who was winning for 24 minutes and 59 seconds of a fight

Unironically the most exciting ufc champion currently.

Eddie Alvarez @Ealvarezfight
Coffee loading and fights whose watching ??? What’s your picks ? #caffineandfistfights
twitter.com/Ealvarezfight/status/1119639112271708160

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>WMMA

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>so, I was ready for that
>...
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Asians legitimately can not fight. That explains pearl harbour.

Schaub is based imo (in my opinion)

only the best peruvian music for you my heem bro

youtube.com/watch?v=XcicOBS9mBU

Is there a bigger can than Eddie Canverez?

Stun Gun
TKZ
Song Yadong
Liu Pingyuan
Leech
Weili Zhang
Bok Choi
Sakuraba
Uno
Gomi (was flushed in the ufc though)

Embarrassing post my guy

Ezekiel Choke? They should call it the Oleinik Choke haha like OSP with the Von Flue choke

How did my boy Keita do lads

Brendan Schaub was a heavyweight. Eddie is a manlet.

Is he really a can if he’s only lost fixed fights?

So is Ivan/Devin on or off?

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lmao where the hell are Felder and Hardy recording this?

>Blessed digits

>Lists a bunch of cans

yang up next

He got grinded on, no fun grappling exchanges this time out sadly

Alvarez is a fucking joke. Worst champion in the history of the UFC.

229ers need to die

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I always support the South Korean boys.

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shit fight, shit performance

Yadong, Zhang, and Pingyuan are leading Chairman Yang’s hostile red takeover of the UFC

>For sure his eye exploding was fixed

Very russian ceiling.

>Song Yadong

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Based Tongo poster
For me it's Pochi
youtube.com/watch?v=QtPBUsRD2eU

>absolutecutbabies the fight

I can do that if I get punched and blow my nose hard enough

anyone have an ace id for this one?

No. Marreta go up to HW and beat the shit out of DC, becoming a champ-champ and will never defend any of his belt. then he will own a whiskey brand: Proper Twenty-Four.
He will also have his dick sucked by Dana White anytime he wants, cause his fights will be records of pay-per-view

we gonna just ignore these digits?

>Weili Zhang

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Two young guns ready to make a big splash

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I wanna play baby bird with her

Is this Russian a m*slim???

ripple.is/mma/9846-ufc-fight-night-overeem-vs-oleinik
Mong

Based Modelo bringing us the fight clock so we can know the time.

The natty goat

a cute

Don't forget the "Leech" Li Jingliang

I feel like a dummy for forgetting Zombie, yeah. I wouldn't rate any of those others very high though.

Are you blind retard

No he isn't, shaving your beard will get you stoned if you're a Muslim

for some reason I don't think this asian is 6'0

/kanna/

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Put my last fiver on the chong

Whoops lol
Sorry I have small chinky eyes

> da da da da da da da

>doesn't rate Sakuraba

DA DA DA

Let's listen in on Evloev's corner
>da da da da
>da da da
>da da da da da

i'm hearing la da la da la da la da
wtf

Ingush muslim

>frankie is in the building

Reckon he brought his young female friend?

BASED MANLET BTFOING THE CUYBABY

Shiiit Evloev pushing a solid pace here

da da da da da da

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Can you think of a better life than fighting cans in an Asian MMA organisation, training in a sweaty little gym in Tokyo, living in a dirty little flat surrounded by thousands of other dirty little flats, eating ramen noodles and shit? Because I can't.

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Kek

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This manlet is good.

STICK TO THE PLAN EVLOEV
LA DA DA DA

lol, could be Russian Diego Sanchez in his corner

Is it a genetic thing with Asians? Why are they so shit at fighting?

Is Evloev a jew?

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why are asians so bad at fighting bros?

LA DA DA DA DA

The start of this card was kino, what happened???

>that first round beatdown to establish dominance
HOOOOOOOO BLYAT

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They are unironically to intelligent to fight

wtf evloev is a computer lawyer

Slants

fucking you know whats ruining my card

Fun fact: If UFC becomes dominated by boring khabib style wrestlers.. They will ABSOLUTELY make changes to the rules to encourage quicker standups.

(ufc is geared towards wrestlers being able to hold you and stall out the fight so the US will always have champions they can market to a US audience)

lol those knee rules

Based ref

PRIDE RULES

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I prefer the thumbs up

>Thumbs up
>Thumbs up
>Thumbs up

Nice of the ref to let everyone know everything is alright

We see way worse, how could they take a point for that kek

based as fuck ref

>Fun fact: If UFC becomes dominated by boring khabib style wrestlers
The sport has always been like this. are you new?

what a brainlet

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Rakic dissolves this faggot

>call it fighting
>wont let you actually fight
lol nice """sport""" you got there

I just came, can i eat get a quick rubdown?

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Almost as based as gray haired black man from Atlanta

Russian cans crushing Asian cans

He told him he was down a second before he threw the illegal knee

I’ve never seen any Asian winning MMA fight.

Evloev is shredded son

theyve been living civilized and relatively soft lives much longer than most people, second are western euros, then eastern euros then africans, native Americans and Polynesians

basically, the further down on this list you are, the less adapted you are to use your brain for success and more the more for using your physique

GOD I WISH I WERE THAT WATER

Whats your favorite girl with a penis?

Srsly wanted to say
> he’s making some good decisions here
Better decision would be not to fight homie

your mum

Because he did it twice? You fucking retard? Literally warned him not to do it, then he does it again right away.

Fun fact: If UFC becomes dominated by boring khabib style wrestlers from RUSSIA.

sorry forgot to add

His eyes are swollen shut! Oh, wait

Choi should have tried a submission at least. Why are bums even joining the youfc if they don't have a ground game

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Evloev has an insane pace

ahah

Askren was out

Why are Asians so bad at fighting? Didn't they invent Martial Arts and yet they're the worst at it

What idiotic bro science. Not surprised tho

they only work against other people who can't fight
i.e other asians

I fucking hate Khabibniggers so much

shut up

everyone want to be the epic and based stand and bang lad, don't nobody want to learn them boring ass holds

EPOlev

Oh do fuck off.

Nerd.

And he can do it for 5 rounds.

TJ would be proud

You picked the wrong sport to watch then mate

cringe

You been following his career?
kek

29-27 Evloev
A new FW contender is born?

You one of those scottish chinks?

>all of this Asian fighter hate when the greatest lightweights of all time are all asian or part asian
Aoki Shinya, Benson Henderson, BJ Penn, kawajiri, Caol Uno

Aljamain Sterling @FunkMaster_UFC
These popcorn chips are evil!! #SoDamnGood! #IAteTheWholeBag! @PopcornIndiSA
twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/1119646331918790656

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>Cant take down a jap can
He wont make it

Can't wait for Joe to be calling this EPOhead a SSSSSSAVAGE

Honestly they way he's cut it doesn't make sense for him to have as much cardio as he does. I would be more surprised to learn that he's not on the bike sauce

Just today a Kenyan Olympic gold medalist received a 4 year ban for EPO. If kenyans can get EPO, these mountain scum definitely can.

Fuck off weixing

classic post

Why EPO head?
It was 3 rounds and he's a BW basically

Old meme

>didn't watch Icarus
The Russians are literally putting all their niggers on steroids

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Or, ya know, they have good cardio because they live and train at elevation?

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>cornhole competition
Bye heem

wrassling is gay unless in ends with a meme submission or a JUST BLEED tko/ko

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Look at his build. Big muscles usually mean a sacrifice in cardio.

Yeah I’ve seen some M1 cards and his title defenses.

>muh sea level
Die

CORN TO THE CORE

That advantage goes away after like 3 days of being at lower elevation. They're there for the whole fight week

Tru Tru
Those who stall with wrestling are bitches, like Dustin

Incarus

he went to Bangkok to train because of this loss

The Reem is going to Heem the Russian Meme

Then why did they all take meldonium?

FACE THE PAIN

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Aryans/Indo-Europeans invented martial arts. Chunks invented flashy useless shit like Kung Fu and Tai Chi

Me too bro

Paki scum

You complete imbecile

He's a Paki fag

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*Why* does Stipe ~deserve a rematch? He got KO'd in the first (1st) round. That's all that matters.

Overeem has a like one loss by submission by giant intellect tells me he's going to win

RIPPING ME INTO PIEECEESSSSSS

Whenever Gooks say English words they always end them, wrongly, with an "oo" sound.

"Musicu startu!" for example is what they say when they say "music start".

Yet when they say "desu", A WORD THAT ACTUALLY ENDS IN "U", they just pronounce it "dess" WITH NO U.
THE ONE TIME THEY SHOULD BE PRONOUNCING THE "U" THEY DON'T DO IT.

Does this drive anyone else to a murderous rage?

dont you have some Albanians to exterminate?

Pulling for Makhachev's neck to get broken

Stipe's *IS* a giant manlet, but his skill and accomplishments are undeniable.

Also, DC poked him viciously, and that messed up his clinch exit

Overeem is a pussy

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>playing face the pain in the arena
>try and cover it up for the broadcast
Why?

WHERE ARE THE PICKS AAAAAAAAARGJJJHHH

A true Roman.

Got KO'd due to impaired vision from an intentional eyepoke. Defended hw belt more times than anybody ever had. Has that immigrant mentality

new thread?

Does your country recognise Macedonia's claim?
Australia doesn't, they're FYROM to us (we have a lot of Greeks)

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Is that the gladiator themetune?

He had that beer commercial, so he has some casual appeal and is therefore more marketable.

Interesting idear

At 500

>get poked in the eye
>don't take your 5 minutes to recover
>get KO'd

He's a retarded brainlet.

Based DC took it to him.

>TFW deeply ashamed of my engrish

>Overeem
>gagne

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he was a fav even though he was a 1 trick pony
brings back a lot of good memories

What are some examples of unadulterated talent to come out of your country, /heem/? Sleepy Tea-niggers need not apply

Putting my last fiver on the one that isn't Jotko, boys

Against meem submission guy i believe so oui

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>based DC
>holds the division up looking for an easy fight
>ducks Ngannou
Fuck you and your fat dad

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>Bruce Buffer tries to speak russian

youtube.com/watch?v=WRCk0oxe978

>pretending that any of those other goofs wuoldn't be angling for Bork as well

>main card starting
>seats still empty

Tickets too expensive or something?

I'm kind of ignorant on the whole situation, but why does Northern Macedonia want the name so badly anyway? Aren't the people that live there mostly of slavic origin?

Lol, the traffic is so fucked from the protests I can't even exit the city.

This. Also, his breakdown of Ngannou was incredible to watch

Watch Brandon Dorman's video on this you newbie, and you'll change your mind. He literally was exiting the clinch flawlessly before DC scraped his eye out

What's with all the Frenchies here? Go put out that fire or something. Shu shu

Ngannou would crush DC

Based

Loved his NHB/Vale Tudo run
Absolute munster
Too bad he was beyond his prime once Pride FC came around
Also that story of him getting smuggled into a prison to fight a mob boss

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Shit card.
Too many Khabibs not enough Fedors.

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Jotko sucks

Screencap this post.

they cant justify their sovereignty without the meme

sniffffff

In many ways this is a slow thread

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jesus, imagine that big fat ass bouncing on your cock, holy fuck. really wish I was black

cringe

The tiger of bad luck

This is a card just for the hardcores, comfy thread as a result, just great posters making great posts and relaxing

Your guy got styled on you bum

Brian ortega

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Thick assed women, when one cock is simply not enough. That's when the DP craving starts. The modern womans ultimate fantasy. They all crave that threesome, to be the center of attention. To get the sexual validation one man can not provide. To have their assholes and pussies filled up together. The ultimate pleasure. The ultimate goal of the modern woman. And I finally understand.

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He's not my guy. He's just someone who sucks more than Jotko,

nigger dogs

lol what a tryhard, nigga look like a battlefield earth extra

bless

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i could easily heem him and his butt ugly dogs

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He thought 155 was an option

pee pee poo poo

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Sounds like you have been watching anime kid.

i fucking hate him and his screaming and cheesy antics

>Laura Sanko

Just one sniff.....
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GTFO Paki

Yeah, they should be split by Serbia and Bulgaria

Is a bum

U the normal Dutchman or the Turk guy?

Kino trip
This grappling is way better than khabibshitters

>WRESTLING IS FUN YOU CAZZIE!!!

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is Smith white or mixed?

this fight bad

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everyone relax

khabib friggen mauls people dude

he's a quadroon

BETA! YOU ARE A BETA!

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I need a gf to watch the fights with

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>get fat
>none of it goes into your tits

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JUST BLEED

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pretty sure that's a good thing

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Cringe

FLUSHED

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i remember seeing bruce interviewed once where he was asked what he did before fight night. he said "i like to take a steam." kek

hmm

>Can rub your groin on someone's arm
>Can't punch a guy in the dick

Doesn't seem right

coul you heem Buffer, /heem/?

Di Chirico is a good one, not sure why he's out guess he's injured

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where is the thread

>leaf loves a boomer because he works out
what a gay male you are

How many bongs until fights please?

y nuevo, new

>he doesn't look up to boomer alphas
cringe

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I love my boy alessio but i'm pretty sure he gets flushed easily by a top 15, considering he fights in one of the best divisions right now

>Celebrating before fight is over

Take a point

AHAHAHAHAHA MY PICKS ARE SAFE
AMEDOVSKI BUMS FINISHED

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this fight feels wmma-esque

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>This grappling is way better than khabibshitters
And yet Kahbib is the champion of the most competitive division in the history of UFC while Jotko is an unranked bum fighting unranked bums. Funny how that works, doesn't it? It's almost as if it's easy to look good against subpar competition.

Bruce looks like THAT?

Are you the same germ mudshitter that thinks Askren won't bend khabob into a pretzel.

Dana, could you please cut Jotko, poles can't operate a roku anyway

>Owen, pls no! Aaaargh Blendun help me
youtu.be/CBF8glXg9r4?t=69

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Ben can't match khabibs pace and does not have anything resembling a standup game. His only hope is his stubborn position over submission wrestling and even then Ben has a habit of going for what are effectively the Haymaker submissions of wrestling when he is getting worried about the damage he is taking.

Hi dana