user the rules call for a red for ANY intentional physical attack, it doesn't matter if the kick was weak or if the pandoro guy was challenging him too hard.
Find a better player to create spaces for Ronaldo pro tip: you can't
Eli Gomez
Ciofani
Adrian Stewart
>If they draw Spalletti looks like even more of a brainlet, Ranieri gets praised for "saving a catastrophe", and Gattuso continues to make Albania seethe by making it into CL Best possible outcome IMO
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
>"it's my fault b-but SMS red card influenced the whole match" >"and Radu got injured" >"and the players fucked up on the second goal" >"and the fans went on a strike"
Mathematically near impossible. I would say Inter 80%, Milan 60%, Roma 55%, Atalanta 20%, Lazio 10%.
Bentley Richardson
But Milan is just 3 points above them
David Brown
user Torino isn't good enough to nail an almost perfect score, and there's just too much competition
Jose Young
Shut up, I BELIEVE!
Cameron Rodriguez
I wish I could see Mazzarri in EL too, let's hope the deads of the Grande Torino give him the strenght to smite jewventus since the derby is the day of the massacre
Julian Gonzalez
TORINO - MILAN next week If Torino wins he will surpass Milan
Austin Powell
honestly I can't fucking stand DAZN anymore. They better come up with something better next year
Nicholas Kelly
has Montella started to dye his hair?
Liam Flores
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Mason Howard
What's the problem with them? Over here we'll get Inter - Roma
Leo Jackson
chad rugani breaking his own keepers wrist
Xavier Roberts
>Virgins wins the Championship at home against Bistecche >Chads wins the Championship against Cartonati
Julian Powell
TSU
Jordan Long
>shit quality streams >shit production >shit pundits >but look we have Diletta Leotta!
>fucking up the metrics this badly Yep, for me it's a calabrese
Levi Phillips
juve morta
David Thomas
try again user
Xavier Watson
It would unironically be the biggest choke in the history of football, I dare not even dream of it
Austin Ortiz
At least SPAL is staying... Right?
Caleb White
Yep press F to Ciociaria, Pandoro and Empoli
Jeremiah Garcia
>Juventus playing like total shit again Nothing works with the retard as the coach
Jackson Murphy
Doing the math he'd need to lose all 4 games and Napoli needs to win. But this is Ancelotti's Napoli not Sarri's
Caleb Wood
this
Michael White
Square man always seems to get in good position and he does it enough that he eventually gets in a good cross or scores. I missed him being on the field and hope he doesn't get sold even if he is dumb.
Rugani looks like he found someone to have sex with now that hes been starting more and I hope traitor bonucci leaves.
Twinkbala is too much a pussy, I hope hes still worth something.
Allegri is only good for memes, he should go somewhere and rejoin sturaro
Charles Scott
*announces Gattuso*
Ayden Hill
>lose CL in a fair and more or less balanced game >melt down completely Serie A teams need to understand that these clowns are anything but unbeatable, any team with a good tempo can just nullify Allegro's tictocs
Adrian Ross
Cancelo is currently the best Juventus defender on the pitch
I seriously don't believe players like Dybala, Ronaldo, Bernard Heskey, Costa, Pjanic, can't fucking do a few one-two passes, through balls, quicker play and actually accurate crosses. It's fucking impossible.
That shit and the injuries. Still mad they fired the guy who worked with Conte, we had almost no injuries back then, and replaced him with Allegri's dog, and who doesn't remember the injury crisis every season Milan had under his command
Liam Gonzalez
impressive
Justin Hill
updooted for best jersey in divegrass
Tyler Martinez
TROLLPOST
Connor Johnson
>what's the problem with them? The narrators suck and they only show 3 or 4 games a week?
Charles Rogers
>any team with a good tempo can just nullify Allegro's tictocs Except Juventus is the most physically fit team in the league. Most italian teams can up the tempo for 60ish minutes against them but then they'll run out of steam and concede, Juventus won countless games like that this year. However, all that strength/fitness training (and almost 0 rotation) eventually led to the injury crisis they are currently in.
Henry Rogers
Imagine not putting men on the posts at corners
Benjamin Robinson
Confirmed 2 Juve losses in a row
Kayden Jones
Oh wow, that means Spinazzola will never play again
Henry Sullivan
>black keepers
Christian Wilson
SAMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
1-1
Hunter Adams
It was a solid 0-4 half time, it ends 1-1 Nobody celebrated the goal on the pitch. Allegry is officially gone.
Connor Roberts
>Matuidi as a left winger Why is this fucking allowed
Leo Sanders
>Chesney yikes
Jacob Williams
>Chiesa straight up refusing to shoot in front of an open goal Yeah not suspicious at all
Noah Adams
>Cuadrado Fucking monkey, seriously. Wish he was still injuried unironically
How do you resist the urge to disembowel every cunt that looks at her in a lustful manner?
Ian Wood
corrupted refs shit champions even shittier competitors slow tempo too much tacticism muh racism every once in a while because boohoo you can call a guy whose mother is dead a sonuvabitch but god forbid you ever call a nigger for what it is bad stadiums kits are absolutely disgusting
seriously go support levski sofia or whatever team you should support in bulgaria, at least you can recognize some of the names there
Josiah Butler
she look like her face was reconstructed after an enriched acid attack
Kevin Diaz
i have to deal with it, she's a famous news anchor
Wyatt Jackson
>kits are absolutely disgusting >best kit in the history of football comes from SerieA what did he mean by this?
>kits are absolutely disgusting wtf are you talking about? Italian kits are the best in the world, everyone knows it
Easton Smith
Please João, we call that trick a "Roma" over here
Nathaniel Ward
The end of seasons in italy are always hilarious for the blatant match fixing that occurs
Xavier Foster
the general idea behind the kit is good. black and blue will always be connected to Inter in the world, as black and red is associated to Milan and how black and white defines the image of Juventus.
however, the execution from the manufacturers is horrible. Look at the shirt Inter used in the derby against Milan, which also hasn't had any good shirt in the last 7-8 years. Juventus also didn't have a single good shirt since starting winning the league. And don't get me started on the lesser teams
>subs off his only threatening player Missed Montella's tactical genius desu
>cuadrado can be elite sometimes yeah maybe two years ago
Benjamin Hill
>tfw Ronaldo won't even be the top scorer of Serie A this season >is likely gonna lose to a 36y/o Quag and a polish farmer, possibly also by a colombian kneegrow Damn bros
>that cheeky kiss on the cheek by Bernardeschi Why doesn't he just publicly comes out of the closet?
Benjamin Butler
>is likely gonna lose to a 36y/o Quag and a polish farmer Quagliarella will be Capocannoniere. Piatek will most likely be overtaken by Duvan Zapata soon because Gattuso is a cunt who makes Milan play like shit.
He's 3 goals away from matching Sheva's debut season and 4 goals from breaking it. It sucks that once again a brilliant player is sabtoaged by Milan's horrible management. With a good coach Piatek would be on 30+ goals right now easily.
It's usually cheek-to-cheek, there shouldn't be a kiss with the lips
R A R E
Connor Myers
Lmao he wishes.
Noah Evans
>Icardi and Zaniolo on the bench mental tictocs general
Gabriel Baker
N
Dominic Lopez
>Candreva looks like he's having a lifelong weed-induced paranoid episode Better than Suso who looks like he's afraid he will be stuffed in a locker all the time.
Isaiah Ortiz
They referenced the Inter Bells meme one year later, the meme game is spot on. In case you haven't noticed football fans ARE basic.
Julian Kelly
icolussi-Caviglia
Henry Stewart
I thought it was in the cheek.Kissing a grown man on the lips is 100% gay.
Daniel Perry
Fucking cunt is still pushing De scoglio in every match
Aiden Bennett
He meant italian cheek kissing greeting is done cheek to cheek, we don't actually put our lips on the cheek
We only kiss women in the cheeks and hug our bros la.Kissing your lad in the cheek is putting him at the same level as a woman.A hug is the closest you get to another person without it being sexual.It portraits trust, love and friendship towards another person.
Brayden Morris
Allegri didn't choke anything with Milan. Allegri was robbed that season, plain and simple.
Don't you remember Ancelotti choking twice in a row with Juve? It was so bad the Roman Capital actually won something of worth for once.
to be fair aside from the important matches ("lore" wise I mean) like Juve-Milan I stopped watching Serie A like 2 months ago, it's just not enjoyable anymore even if we are winning so yeah
Gabriel Perez
A metrosexual, i don't know if it's better or worse than being a fag
Oliver Lewis
Metro sexual.
Michael Cox
Nothing wrong with dressing well.If anything you should be proud of taking your time to be well dressed.
He was normal guy until 2005. when the Miracle of Istanbul broke him down mentally and led to live as a seething, Gatusso hating hermit in a bunker in the hills of Albania.
Henry Butler
I bet Albania has more sex than us
(Because of all the women he is trafficking)
Jonathan Sanchez
>5% Roma wins >5% Inter wins >90% they both choke and draw
Gavin Stewart
Cringe
I'm the only normal person on this board.
Kayden Peterson
>Based Agnelli >Obsessed for CL >Buy Petardo for CL >Exit against zoomers Ajax >Win scudetto for the CAG8 >Pay 125milion to win less than last year
press J to JUST
Logan Stewart
>all those empty concrete bunkers you can take your slag into and have a quickie
life must be so cash for him
Austin Long
The disappointment would explain why he hates Milan more than any other hater on this board. He hates Milan for what it did to him, but also loves it because the hate is the only thing that sustains him.
Beats spending almost 400 million in 2 years and not qualifying for CL desu.
Brody Watson
Imagine the smell
Carson Williams
I wonder how my mere presence can trigger so many people.
Aaron Cooper
is it over for olsen?
Camden Thomas
Nows the best time to let Allegri go so that the team can start practicing for next season.
Robert Robinson
sheep piss, Axe, and salty coins
William Reed
It must be because you are an all around nice person (read as: you are an insufferable cunt)
Owen Myers
For me it will be a nice draw, so Inter can stay 5+ points over the 5th place and Roma can keep peppering Gattuso's nervous calabrian ass
Daniel Robinson
My constant of hope and desparity reaches new lows. As i pray Montella can win >us the Coppa.
Caleb Ross
See what I mean? I have no choice but to live rent free on all of our your heads.
Charles Morgan
Players who can't keep playing in Juventus, I'll start:
>Cancelo >Rugani >Cuadrado >Can >Khedira >Mandzukic >Betancur >D. Costa >Dybala (unless he leaves his girlfriend)
Kevin Davis
Squatting =/= living rent free
Jason Young
My mind is a bunker?
Ryan Nguyen
Yeah its a bit backwards over here. They are one of the farthest left cities though? I was just there a week ago and didn't pay attention to politics in any way but I am curious. Saw an antifa sticker though, and florence had some protesting vegans with cringe guy fawkes masks. American cities are all far left downtown so it didn't seem that strange to me.
>2 (You)'s given to me >Don't even have to put any effort So easy.
Austin Rodriguez
stream for tonight game? soccerstreams is kill
Thomas Bennett
That's not Sturaro.
Justin Brown
PORCO DIO
Hudson Clark
have taken 3 massive shits today lads
Luis Gray
footybite
Jeremiah Gutierrez
They are the last hardcore commie city. Not "third wave feminists", not "SJW", old school Commies, the ones that 90% of the times you can respect even with a different opinion. Also one of the best unis in Europe and the oldest.
I am just so hopeful for the team. There is no way we can hold on to everyone. And although we have prospects coming in still. We are going to lose our midfield. So there is no time like the present. Who ever wins between with atalanta and the viola will win the coppa atleast. And Atalanta serve a very respectful team.
Wait a minute? Wtf is Manolas doing in the s11 if he is in the stairs
Alexander Howard
damn i want perisic out of this team
Anthony Foster
I honestly thought there were none to begin with and the closest thing to them got shot in Texas...
Hudson James
why isnt olsen playing???
Grayson Cook
>São Paulo shit crest, kit is good but not kino >Grêmio Discount inter milan. >fluminense They're ok, I guess. Not really pretty to look at.
I don't think BR kits (at least from the last 20 years) are as good as italian ones
Tyler Wood
Based boomer Mirante Injured during warm up
Juan Anderson
I think what you just saw was enough of an explanation
Isaac Lopez
Socialism was memed (the proper usage of the term meme) and marketed as the most horrendous thing out there. You know the whole scene about hor a woman went to Mcdonalds and then received third degree burns ? Mcdonalds ran a campaign to meme the case to reduce the amount of litigation and to defraud the court case. Its the same case here.
Also, calcio!
Adrian Gomez
Have you seen him play
Owen Martinez
Oh fuck
Ayden Young
EL SHARAAWY
Dominic Torres
Hooray, calcio! >Checks Serie B calendar >Carpi If we choke this one too I fucking swear.
Xavier Allen
that was on purpose.
Liam Long
BASED EGYPTIAN
Christian Perez
fucking shitters.
Joshua Young
THE KEBBABARO ITALIANO scored
Christian Phillips
imagine not thinking el maymay is >our best player
Jeremiah Turner
based el sharaaway
Ayden Johnson
based El Sha
Jason Martin
Well, good luck in the Europa League next season Milan :)
Ethan Ortiz
JUST
Jace Morales
DAMN NZONZI
Joshua James
fucking monchi wanted to sold him to torino last summer and keep just perotti and some shitter like malcolm
Jaxson Nguyen
Forza Carpi !
Michael Collins
>Valero starting over Gags What is it, bald solidarity
Parker Ross
i feel you
Adam Flores
>>Cancelo he's good but he must improve his defense i still believe in him >>Rugani not a jj material >>Cuadrado he may go >>Can he's elite if he can stay injury free >>Khedira his carreer is over >>Mandzukic still good enough >>Betancur not a jj material >>D. Costa trash >>Dybala depends on next season's coach and strategy if jj will play out wide, long pass, and crossing again next season he'll be useless but if jj will play more compact, short pass, and build attack from mid he can be elite i'll keep him for the sake of option in strategy
David Rivera
Someone shoot the retard with the megaphone tbf Perotti was the first player he tried to sell and he kept refusing
Hudson Baker
Instead of buying a new squad, why not just coach the players to improve?
yeah. seeing borja made me realize it will be a hard end to the season.
John Ramirez
>some shitter like malcolm >malcom >shitter lmao
Jose Hall
SO ARE YOU TEL--NONONONONO WAIT SO ARE YOU TELLING ME-SHIT I CAN'T KEEP OH NO NO SO PLEASE WAIT HOLD A SECOND SO ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY PAID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WAIT I CAN'T GO ON MORE AHAHAHAHA SO THEY PAID MORE THAN 100 MILLIONS TO WIN THE SAME TITLE THEY WON WITH WAIT AHAHAHA
>have a shit ton of money >develop rich kid syndrome
David Watson
>skriniar
Brayden Morris
You can't polish a turd, you can't fix stupid etc.
Carter Davis
Why the FUCK do we keep attacking from the sides if you fucking know its impossible we could connect a header against Roma's lanklets.
Justin James
Because some players start to improve very slowly (or stop doing it entirely) after they reach a certain skill level where at that point you need more individual talent.
Ethan Bell
>face at home a team with notorious defensive problems that folds to any high pace team >start Borja Valero
Michael Smith
ERA
Wyatt Jackson
yeah also spam crosses with no icardi
Michael Brown
ERA
Kayden Lewis
NO ERA MDRR
Camden Gonzalez
>silent check In what universe is that a penalty
Aiden Moore
dont mind really since i want spalletti out
Levi Williams
I don't understand people turning on costa. He is amazing when healthy. Give him another year minimum. Mandzukic is just in a slump, he looked like a top player at the start of the season. He also is one of the few players that doesn't act like a bitch left and should be vice captain instead of the twink. Dybala should get memed to man united. Bentancur plays well on the national team and I think he'll be better without allegri. Cancelo might as well play in attack because he can't defend but I wouldn't trash him yet. Can just got here and they can't upgrade everybody in one year. Khedira has been trash for awhile. Divided on rugani but he just signed an extension.
Camden Gomez
>doesn't touch it with his head >"but he touched it with the head before the arm I swear!"
Nolan Harris
And this makes you happy, thus the reason for you posting on this board.
David Fisher
can someone pls injure this useless shit perisic
Jose Mitchell
>Roma winning Gattshit btfo
Brayden Gutierrez
>le runs >le dribbles >le runs and dribbles >le spits >le gets injured >le 1 goal and 2 assists Sell.
Logan Walker
How on earth is borja valero starting so many games recently?
Easton Gray
Good idea, so we can sub in the mighty Candreva
John Evans
he has fucked up like 3 times this match and got the ball 3 times. candreva would be an improvement
Camden Morales
>I don't understand people turning on costa. He is amazing when healthy. He's never healthy.
Ryder Johnson
Brozo ded, still I can't see why Spalletti shouldn't reward Gagliardini for his good performances
Jonathan Wood
We've seen many times a change of manager or philosophy can breathe new life into players.
Guys like Can, Dybala, Betancur, Cancelo, Rugani, Douglas Costa definitely have life left in them at top clubs
Joshua Peterson
unironically cantdreva would be a better option
Mason Jenkins
>candreva would be an improvement Never say that, I'd rather have a corpse than that brainlet
Aiden Stewart
I'm still mad at Galliani for selling El Shaarawy
Benjamin Brooks
Look what he was doing at the end of last season and how he almost scored that second away goal against ajax despite just getting subbed in.
By that logic juve could have already sold chiellini. If he gets hurt next year dump him.
Zachary Lee
yep or ciao mario. someone who can run atleast. vecino is slow too so theres no feet to run in the mid
Ethan Wood
>Dzeko playing really well Oh god please no >we're going to buy him isn't it
Asher King
The fucking brainlet guida pointing towards the penalty
Jaxson Watson
seem to be missing a genuine CM that can hold the ball under pressure. a team like ajax shouldn't be able to press you out of the game. but that could just be on allegro's style
double wew might this be penal and did vecino just bloot it to the stars?
John Lewis
Used to be pretty good for Fiorentina
Samuel King
>icardi on the bench >losing to roma at home
ohhh what a shock! ahahaha you seriously want to get rid of the only player that makes Inter be much higher than they should be? pay him the sallary he deserves
Lucas Nguyen
danilo has been shit today too. didnt stop sharaawy and fucked that open goal
Carson Price
Okay Wanda
Leo Gonzalez
also roma team know spallettis football 100% so ranieri only has to listen to his players on what to do for a easy win
Luke Scott
Florenzi is a liability on every cross.
Owen Baker
Borja OUT Perishit OUT Candreva OUT The two useless on loan right backs OUT
Barella IN SMS IN Keita IN Bergwijn IN Schultz IN Conte IN
Jason Peterson
>crosses are the only way of attacking >bench icardi
>"ARBITRO SEI STUPIDA" holy shit where are the firemen
Caleb Watson
Based, always knew SMS is our guy
Asher Collins
>fapping to tilda swinton and sharing it what in the fuck
Oliver Phillips
APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE
Isaac Peterson
Fucking florenzi
James Bennett
yeeeees danilo and perisic.....
Adrian Gomez
SORRY IVAN
Samuel Sanchez
E T E R N A L S L A V
Isaiah Lee
Roma was playing like shit tbqh
Benjamin Jones
nice for icardi to draw frorenzi away
Cooper Robinson
I'm not. Cokeboy went to shit as soon as Balotelli came. And then even when he was not playing with Balo he was playing like shit.
Hudson Baker
sorry ivan and danilo. you redeemed yourself today
James Mitchell
>Inter throwing the match to get Gattuso fired Based cugini.
Bentley Barnes
I can't help but love that motherfucking terrone of D'Ambrosio, he plays like shit and break shins left and right until for some fucking reason you find him in attack where he casual scores/assists
me too. only problem is his attacking skills in passing is pretty bad but defensively he is super solid usually
Easton Collins
>Inter single-handedly carrying Milan to CL Lmao hoe many teams are there in Milan again?
Dylan Mitchell
>defensively he is super solid usually finlad is hitting the beers again
Julian Jones
Fuck you motherfucker
Wyatt Allen
>defensively he is super solid usually Defensively he's an absolute caveman, he's shit both in building the action and defending. His only has his innate terrone burglary skills that allow him to slip unnoticed in the small area.
Where would Inter be right now if Barcelona didn't decide to ruin Rafinha's career?
Christopher Rodriguez
for a fullback he is goat at defending
Charles Baker
But seriously, how do Roma and Lazio keep outdoing us when it comes to choking this season? Every time I think Milan is done for Roma and Lazio choke even harder...wtf, it's happened way too many times this season.
Ryder Morris
this guy lautaro martinez always becomes really good in football videogames i play
Isaac Kelly
this happens to me with Pogba and Asensio
Julian Cox
He definitely has some potential, it looks like he doesn't know his true calling yet. He's a bit lackluster as a pure number 9 i think
Hudson Cook
he is the next Palacio
Caleb Miller
Joao Mario to Lazio + some money would be a good deal for SMS?
>Cristante and Zaniolo disqualified Watch Casteddu dab Riomma out of the eurozone next week
Blake Hughes
i like these ballsy attacking subs
Christopher Flores
>Kluivert jr what does he even do?
Charles Watson
EASILY above napoli
Tyler Lopez
Inter would have to pay money to get Leiva in a swap deal for Ciao Mario, let alone SMS.
Josiah Russell
he needs a rat tail to grow his power
Luke Russell
I called the draw. It's not a bad scenario, Milan and Riomma wasted a matchday and the only ones that have to gain from it are Atalanta, the only rival that I don't mind achieving something
Dominic Long
68% possesion for inter. roma is chievo tier
Josiah Hall
I like how both dambrosio and perisic unredeemed themselves several times after the goal
Jacob Mitchell
era
Jackson Barnes
Can someone explain why all Italian TV channels have shows with a lot of old men and a few young THICC women?
Jeremiah Sullivan
>dive >get a freekick doesnt get more italian than that
Luis Richardson
Only impressive thing from tonight is that Valero lasted 90 minutes
lmao, imagine having a Yea Forums pass
Jackson Davis
yeah danilo especially bad calls in attack. but draw is gud for inter not roma
Gavin Russell
>Ranieri What did you expect?
Nathan Martinez
>there are three danish poster >all three are Roma customers
Isaac Nelson
We’re not the same Dane, pjanic
Alexander Martinez
nah, one is a Juvefag
Jaxon Reyes
Most obvious draw of the last 25 years
Chase Watson
Berlusconi.
Still better that Gattuso who lost to Inter twice.
Daniel Russell
Zaniolo actually pissed me off today. Literally walking in a 10x2 rectangle all second half.
winning juve or napoli would mean top 3 guarenteed unless justed by a bottom team
Adrian White
Gee I wonder how come Kolarov was falling down. Must have been the shockwave from Borja valero touching the ball with the head in the first half
Josiah King
I can't understand how Milan keeps chocking but stays 4th since last year
Jordan Taylor
Florenzi needs to retire
Nicholas Morgan
Any italian clubs beside the top 2 is gonna get dabbed hard in europe next season. Look how hard everybody beside Atalantae choked week in week out and still in the CL race.
Brayden Mitchell
>implying nabule isn't going to choke in Europe
Aaron Fisher
or maybe it was keitas arm pushing him in the back
Justin White
next you'll tell me Borja Valero didn't actually touch the ball with his head!
Alexander Nguyen
>muh posession tiki taka died 5 years ago, get with the times it's all about xG nowadays
there's a full transfer window and at least three managerial changes between now and next european season though
that retard should have just thrown himself to the ground without shooting, would have been a penalty
