Ronaldo said his juve teammates shat on themselves "Shit on yourselves"

>Ronaldo said his juve teammates shat on themselves "Shit on yourselves"

wtf i hate ronaldo now

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>loses to atletico
>brags about his CL wins that involve knocking out his current teammates off the CL

>loses to ajax
>tells his teammates are pussy losers

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Bullshit, He is obviously telling Matuidi where he wants his cock when they get to the showers.

>OMG AMAZING video!!
Isn't this lad meant to be a proper journo? Sounds more like an asian fanboy. Embarrassing

This.

What does "shitting on yourself" mean?

do you lack the expression in German?
it means you ruined something, you became coward, like that

Pecho frio

It means you're a mental midget got scared and choked

Ronaldo can't score winning goals against UCL winners unless it's a penalty or offside

JAJAJA EL ARGENCHINO
CAGUENSE DE RISA

Champions League KO stages games against UCL winners

>Lionel Messi
19 series (34 games)
19 goals
5 assists
6 series-winning goals
9 game-winning goals
13 series won

>Cristiano Ronaldo
19 series (34 games)
19 goals
2 assists
4 series-winning goals (includes 1 offside goal)
3 game-winning goals
11 series won

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Die hams verkackt alder

well he wasn't wrong they did shit the bed on that night

BORRARAM AS CALÇAS

actually true and based af

Ronaldo 5 cl 1 euro 0 wc
Missi 4 cl 0 copa 0 wc

Ronaldo 34 years old
Messi 31 years old

messi will have his 3rd treble in june

improvisierter Imbiss

respect from pakistan via bradford

What did he mean by this?

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unternehmen Bagration 1944.

Nice comeback.
You really showed him

UCL wins
Ronaldo 5
Messoy 3

4

Ronaldo at 31 didn't have 5, not even 4

what the fuck donaldo

R-r-rude

R A R E

Do German kids not shit themselves when they're scared?

When your gay friend wants to cop a feel of your leg but doesn't want to appear too gay so he just punches you and then apologizes by slightly touching you where he punched you

dresden

Ronaldo scored all Juve goals this year in CL
take away Messi's goals and Barcelona would still have gone through thanks to Suarez Dembele Coutinho Pique Shaw.

such is life when you get carried in your coddled barca system.

it means you have a bright future in german porn

In 19 series against UCL winners in the KO stages of the Champions League, Lionel Messi has either scored/assisted a game/series winner in 10 of those series. That's 10 out of the 13 series that his team won.

As per Cristiano Ronaldo, he only did the same in 4 out of 19 series, with 2 of those being a penalty and an offside goal. His team won 11 series, with 2 of the 8 lost series being against Messi.

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It's what you do when the Soviets are rushing Berlin

rush b?

probably, germans are more into shitting each other

Do not stop my friend.

Taking fire need assistance

kek

wow that guy is in some pain, did he died?

>series
kys

1945

what do you call semifinals with 2 legs?

Ties. Spurs lost the second leg the other night but won the tie.

he is pointing out to someone they are talking shit. watch it again

hes absolutely right, i watched that game, he managed to score and tried so hard to score some more, the rest of the team looked so fucking lazy

>and tried so hard to score some more
that's not true
he scored and then did absolute shit

messi is better though
ronaldo sucks

Twain, I...

yes, i know you are extremely fat, you don't have to tell me bro
you need to lose the weight

underrated