Official City vs Spurs match thread 2

please don't let liverpool win

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Who is Pep going to rush back from injury and ruin next? I'm guessing Foden

Gazzaniga is a chad

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>fernandinho in
it's over, spurs wins 7-1

indifferent towards anime but assume anyone who watches it is a virgin

so has it been confirmed that de brouyne has fetal alcohol syndrome

>ded bruyne

BASED!

death to the islamic african republic of france

>de bruyne will now become an injury wagon
Checkem

>darkies
>lecreaturas
>facetat lizards
jesus there's not one normal footballer out there for city

Just be yourself lads

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feel free to delete this and try again lad

Walker is so shook playing against spurs. Reckon he regrets leaving in the back of his mind.

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Is that Tom Hiddelston?

So long bruyne, GWS

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resting him for ajax I guess

it's just standard world cup year stuff give him a summer off and he'll be alrigh

that black guy has more serious lordosis than instagram underwear influencers

>Lose to Ajax
>Finish 5th or 6th in the League
Best timeline.

this this this

BIG YIKES

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City have had the possession but spurs have had far better chances

Horrible, only n u m a l e find this attractive

*makes 30 passes in your half of the pitch*
ha yes, another 1 billion of pounds well spent

City have had the goals but spuds have had the no goals

>le shoot from a distance and try your luck footballer

yes

Asians are neotenic. They retain characteristics of children in adulthood. Men value youth above all else in a female, therefore men value asians more. Literally has nothing to do fetish. They're literally evolved to be fucked by non asian men.

I swear if son scores....

japan>>>>>>korea

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Blows my mind that swathes of people find this shit attractive, I guess that's subversive anime mind control for you

beach soccer vibe to the game today

For me? It simply has to be Jisoo.

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You know that 2.5 hr nap you take after waking up hung over?

What's the name of that? It's so important it deserves a name

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hello where is the atmosphere in the etihad stadium

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is spurs fluking a cl win and city getting a domestic treble the funniest outcome

it shits over liverpool and united at the same time

>de bruyne's dead
Liverpool can actually do this

reminder; if Liverpool wasn't relying on Tottenham to win/draw it would be 3-1 to Tottenham

Oh Allah please send some divine power to our players legs to shoot some goals against the iblis's team (man shitty).

Amin

i wouldnt have gone today if i was a city fan
you just know the spurs fans would be gloating the whole game

Based

city have played the majority of the season without de bruyne and he's only played well for about 2 games

they will be fine

if only she was wearing a burka am i right frog?

>tfw no plastic korean side gf

I'm convinced Son is throwing this game

can you please stop posting bug women

>son

who will win player of the year?

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time for halftime baked potato with chili and a beer
breakfast of champions

>som

Oh actually 4-1 now

BASED CITY PLAYERS:
>B. SILVA
>D. SILVA
>A. LAPORTE
>KDB

CRINGE CITY PLAYERS:
>P. FODEN
>S. AGUERO
>R. STERLING
>B. MENDY

Son hates Liverpool

>son

My Son is tired

Son you stupid gook

Son would have put that away on Wednesday.

fucking son, he should have had a hat trick by now

yeah just move bernardo to cm and actually fucking play sane

VVD but only because FUCK attacking players.

>fucks up his last touch again
Come on son

for me it's Neru

it'd be cool if the stadium was half empty today

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Your mum lol

somn

Sterlel
>muh racism

why is son so shit?

>those pics

not one of them looks remotely human

this chink really is overrated

come on you jeeeews

Sooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

vvd

van dijk will win (maybe sterling has outside shot) bernardo should win

VVD or Silva deus the rest shouldn't even be close

you baited me to do it faggot

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Uhm, Sterling is black sweaty, he can't be cringe you racist. Get on with the times.

Yet again Pochettino has outsmarted Fraudiola. Spurs should be up at least a goal.

Sterling for being a role model

Could put your granny in Sterling's position and she'd still bang in goals and assists purely because of the team around her. VVD is absolutely central to Liverpool's success.

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Stay hydrated this half time

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post half time slags

Son is ABL

Wtf lads

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weebs are not people

stupid chink pass the ball

>Playing New Order as the players walk off
Sort of based

when the goal hits the net
check these dubs check this get
lucas mouraaaaaaaa

kek

Awful match

Post half time Brexit opinions

Has to be Sterling, the man beat racism for god's sake

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name of the girl on the left?

das raycis

>yellowfever
>anime nigs
>junglefever
get out

For me it's joy

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Oh Allah pls give strength to our players to defeat the bad guys (city). Please throw Pep into Jahannam for going against Yea Forumsurs.

Amin

send them all home

troll ?

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>flat tits already

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Salah has had a much better year than Sadio.

based city supporters:

cringe city supporters
>they're literally all plastics
>every single "supporter"
>chinks

>korean broad
>weeb
don't sully the good weeb name

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youtube.com/watch?v=BD9bxSh4-nE

based city

Where do you think we are?

yeah that's what I think city players don't win it but he's been good enough and vocal about racism right as voting comes around so he has a chance

downside for city is that 3 players probably split the votes for them

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for me it's Fil Phoden

I likted FFTA more than FFT desu

Same girl

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This was unironically Paul Ince's reasoning for picking Sterling over VvD.

Based Son not scoring to stop city

It's 2019, virgins.

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proper lads

Imagine being that desperate for a tiny bit of fame

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bit stupid, wish everyone would forget about it

No

>supporting a jew team

Is it just grass?
Inevitable. The EU cannot be anything more than a loose federation of parliaments, and any attempt at something more than that will cause other countries to leave

That’s bad

How does it feel knowing that when a top Japanese gruop releases a new record on youtube it onlys get a million or so videos after an entire year, whilst if BTS release a video, it gets 100,000,000 views in one week?

state of american health care

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how do people tell them apart

Getting the daily The Golden One

There's ants in it

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want to sniff the simple sale girls tights desu lads

white women and japanese/chinese/korean women are all equally disturbing.

Tee bee aitch in hindsight we should have stayed and tried to reform the EU from the inside (like what Salvini and co are trying to do now), but now that we’ve voted to leave we need to just get on with it and stop embarrassing ourselves by hesitating to get out.

It will definitely be hard in the first few years but over time it will definitely go back to normal

I'm poor already so idgaf if Brexit makes people poorer

you have to squint and focuse on their facial details to do so

Korean women are all plastic

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I’ve never been a Yellow fever fag but I saw a genuine 10 Asian girl at uni last week. Probably the most attractive women I’ve ever seen.

I’m now converted.

HALF TIME CUTIES TIME
POST CUTIES

By having functioning eyes

People still watch reality tv?

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HALF TIME
A
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T
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can't wait to get rid of the cunts
they never were a real part of us anyway

>posts a flat chested fridge mode teen

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>white people dancing

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fucking hell

:)

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Caring about body is for niggers

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white people are cringe
black - based

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Leave the slags lads, accept the DAO

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>french flag is actually an african
colour me surprised

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We watch it with the lads on Yea Forums, it's fun. The show stopped trying to take itself seriously a couple of years ago so now Ant gets drunk, Dec takes a load of cocaine and they basically just spend the episode shitting on everyone for being a twat.

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Lads does anyone know the name of that black pornstar with huge tits and buckteeth

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Lots of Brexiter thinks that they'll be more independant when they'll leave even though British politicians are the one that push for privatize everything so much that the EU were the one telling them to calm down.

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>fridge body
>orangutan arms

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Son should be in the player of the year shortlist ahead of Mane

yer ma

Flag checks out

lmao women are poison, if they could push a button to be the only girl in the world they'repush it

No the other one

That's a 4 even in chilel bro.

>flag
checks out

Porn ban soon lads

>no tits
>no ass
>literal sticcs
Who rates white women?

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no joke but we have a lot of lithuanians in ireland and you look more similar than asians do, you're all tall with square heads and fetal alcohol syndrome but you make good security guards though tbf

Literally ABL the Dao.

1000€ that the blond woman doesn't follow football at all. She's just there because >we won the WC.
That's why I don't like international tournaments that much, too many normies

Incredibly poor post

why? mane has been liverpools best attacker

I dedicate this song to Totenham Hotspurs FC

I am singing it like an early Freddie Mercury

YOU CAN HE HEROES
You, you can be kiiiiiings
Just for oooone day
YOU CAN BE HEROES!!!!
just for oooone day

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Based

Love dogs. Post more like this

I'm white and I got my (You)

>tfw only place to get porn will be half time Yea Forums threads

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have sex

state of this country

Hi
bi
ke
[spoiler]They fucking bottled it again. Didn't even reach nationals this time[/spoiler]

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I remember watching fear factor when I was a kid but other that doesn't really count since it was kino

We pay for your inbred kids to go to school, you will die without us

You got a license for that post mate?

Always this kek

Wow!!

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>tfw no princess gf

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Conservative party finally doing something conservative

spurs lose to ajax
chelsea finish 5th and win europa
spurs finish 4th

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It's for the best lad, too much porn fucks you up when you actually get with a woman

if you were a dog what job would you want?

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Looking at this that's probably not a bad idea desu lad

it's time to dl a maximum of porn lads

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lol

Imagine seeing your daughter tongue a niggers ass out lmao

His has meaning

Sad bastard

Europe? Your girls ass

i would cum

>implying we us 4ch virgins will get with women

Just change the DNS

Is lordosis a common in black men? They have pretty nice asses though.

You just KNOW

Reminder that face-sitting and female ejaculation are LITERALLY banned on UK porn sites

How are you lads celebrating the Easter Rising? I'm watching a parade.

Ana!!

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Ajax win CL
Psv win Eredivisie after ajax choke at de graafschap again
Ajax straight into group stage as CL winner and psv have to play qualifiers as champions lol

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>leave 5 minutes before the end of H1
>come back
>Son has missed again

I TOLD you he shouldn't be rated.

who /okutoqasu/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=Vs97th4PjDQ

for me, it's the red head

Son should be in front of BSilva. More goals and City only deserve 2 players in there. Same as Liverpool

Whites.
Who cares about others anyway

Has Foden played well?

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>yellow teeth

disgusting

but really, why are brits so seemingly obsessed with betting

the ads are all about betting, with a couple of anti-betting ads sandwiched inbetween

this one

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>I seem to have been extremely misunderstood in what I meant previously. I am very aware of my privileges and how grateful I am for all that I have in my life and was recognizing how hard working and unbelievably kind the Indonesian people are and never meant to come off disrespectful. That being said I am so sorry if I hurt anyone’s feelings which was never ever my intention. Please be kinder to one another and spread kindness and not hate.

lol

Shooting journalists

Woah!!

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holy shit, cute overload

Reminder that the porn ban isn't just about an "are you over 18" pop up. You'll have to verify your identity like putting your passport or driving license number to get in

>ajax beating barca
>ajax beating spuds

broer..

god i wish that were me

as long as they're british ones, good lad

interesting future for you mainland european and brit scum incoming

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THICC

>doge stuck
>send help!

Fuck you lads, im too busy fapping now to watch the game

Tradition, people have been betting in this country since the middle ages at least

Gotta get rich fast

It's targeted advertising. Betting ads are only present when sport is on. It's not like this regardless of what's on telly.

>hafu
no thanks

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Looks like half time dogs beat out half time white women with no tits or ass. Thanks.

Jesus Perez is the best assistant coach in the league

>no gf to roleplay as horse with

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they are degenerate scum who can't control themselves

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>ajax beating real
>ajax beating juve
Broer..

mogged af

I thought the changed that?

my god please gib sauce

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gorilla mah nigga XDDDD

enjoy your troubles, can't wait to see ireland blow up

If this bothers you, you watch too much porn

fucking useless plastic man shitty club

dont they know where the beatles come from?

Just nick someone elses ID and watch the most debauched things possible. More seriously, resist this bullshit by taking more /g/ measures

Paaaarp

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Hungry for some rice rn

exactly, their luck has run out
screencap this

Citation fucking needed

Does anyone actually like this guy's miserable commentary?

Murashige is perfect though. I'm gonna make some webms of her in the coming week. She has a great anime girl voice.

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what a pair of brappers

looks Dutch

>those stares
You know what that means

already said no thanks lad

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walker can't cross for shit

how do women walk around with diamond hips like this. i can think of so many spaces they need to walk through side ways or just not getting through at all.

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Digits are for Janssen coming on and scoring

kek i know where this is, Orlando

>4-3 on wednesday
has to be mental, right?

lol

REFBALL HANDBALL ERA PENL WE NEED VAR NOW!!!!

REFBALL HANDBALL ERA PENL WE NEED VAR NOW!!!!

REFBALL HANDBALL ERA PENL WE NEED VAR NOW!!!!

REFBALL HANDBALL ERA PENL WE NEED VAR NOW!!!!

Handball, should have been a penalty

Daily reminder that Foden was born in the year 2000.
>tfw getting old

Imagine Liverpool trying to win a double and then ending up winning nothing. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Half time is over stop posting women

happy 420 brohs :)))

VPNs will have fun

Why can't you be cool and understanding like Kpop fans?

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based retards

Remember this doesn’t count the African Christians or the Hindus...

NO ERA PENAL

>ANOTHER pen not given

fuck this shit ref

rate australian woman

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Just tuned in lads. What did I miss in the first half? Any memes?

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COM ON CITEH

Never a pen lol wtf

Handball should be if the ball hits the arm no matter what scenario or position or intentional or not.

Its harsh, but just get rid of the grey area that fucks up the handball rule

>mfw 1992

I don't care. I want my horrible 20s to end already. I#lld be proud if I dno't kill myself.

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No era desu

Don't tell me how to live my life

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Is it really that bad to do push ups every day without rest day ?
My friend is a construction worker now, he lifts heavy things everyday and got nice gains though.

fuck my stream is a full 2 mins behind

Reply in what you would be willing to sacrifice for Man city to lose this match today, I am accepting tributes

Just the continuation of the "Son is good" meme

that's just ridiculous

>Handball should be if the ball hits the arm no matter what scenario or position or intentional or not.
>
>Its harsh, but just get rid of the grey area that fucks up the handball rule

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what

>Aguero injured

RIP

yep. to avoid the disaster of potentially missing out on the premier league and the champions league, they should have focued all of their energy on the Carabao cup. Sure they would be short 55m euros from the CL, and even more money from a high finish in the pl, but at least they wouldn't have to face the embarrassment and epic failiness of having lost the pl and the cl .

Aguero is Messi if Messi couldn't dribble.

respect

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they're really not trying to hide it anymore

Foden clearly shoved by foyth, should have been a penalty

>ywn have a stoner monkey friend

FUCKING PENALTY KILL THIS REF #PRAY4FODEN

FUCKING PENALTY KILL THIS REF #PRAY4FODEN

FUCKING PENALTY KILL THIS REF #PRAY4FODEN

Make it 1-1

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Why does she look so familiar? Is it lana del rey?

>he's the most misnamed player in football; he should be called Kyle Sprinter
Classic, absolutely classic.

dont have internet whats the score now lads?

Clear as day

cry more city fans

>Foden
Did Sane raped pep daughter to even not start in front of this guy ?

Alison Brie

Kinda close.

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embarassing

Biggest brainlet take on all Yea Forums

So is Danny drinkwater

mate your stream is like 3 minutes behind use ripple.is

Epic Cope

Semen slurping game zzz

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>both teams wearing the same color kit

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2-3 tott lad

just a good old fashioned English challenge

>Tits visible
Manky slut

Vincent Janssen

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VPN internet lel

This City defence is legitimately not good

ABL'S NEVER SLIP

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And also enforce it with var, so every game will have 4 penalties taken per team, and suddenly its more successful a tactic to shoot for opponents arms than it is to shoot for goal. Now THAT is what I want to see.

>spuds

STOP BEING SHIT REEEEEE

What is this meme?

It's not harsh. It will be taken huge advantage of. There will be huge spike in penalties because players will shoot in the direction of players ribs to get more handballs.

There should be no such thing as a goalkeeper in football.
THis game would be much better.
Defensive players would unironically never leaver the box, because they need to block (with their head or legs) the longshots that would come due to the lack of a goalkeeper.

It would be a more exciting game. More beautiful. More poetic.

seething scouser

It's not Foyth's fault Sterling is a pansy. How can you call that a foul.

Happens every time I post.

watching some filthy slag shave her legs on livestream while also flashing her knickers all the time cuz her skirt's tiny

fucking state of women

>Thinking he is actually Chinese and not just an english teacher in China lmao

>Danny Drinkvodka
>Danny Drinkdriver
>Danny Shoulddrinkwater

Rio.

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I think that's a list of subjects banned on Chinese Wiki or something like that

Things that will send a Xi Jinping death squad to his house if the authorities detect it on his device

>thinking it's not vpn

The patriician way:
>Spuds win CL
>City win EPL

The disgusting gut-wrenching way:
>Liverpool win both

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Don't question it

if you're merely doing push ups you shouldn't bother with any rest days. not until you're adding more weight that you will actually need inactive time to recover from.

Corr

yeah she's the degenerate huh lmao

State of you watching it

I understand people hating Liverpool, but surely it's better than City repeating?

Spurs being atleast get a draw because we are going to punish them so bad if they make it to the finals, atleast 4-0

Visiting sites like these is probably banned, isn't it?

Sweater is as grey as his personality

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did she run away from a drugs test once?

english teachers in china should be hanged

winnie the pooh?

Epic

Lmao

MAD AT MERSEYSIDE???

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Got no food in the house so tactically eating mints

Gigachad way:
>City with EPL
>Spuds with nothing
>Livershit win nothing
>everything is the same and no one cares

Yeah, she is. Exposing herself to a thousand people is more degenerate than watching it.

>whiteknighting a slag
state of you

wtf

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>Raheem Sterling
>actually cost a tenner

Soul

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this match is fairly bad lads

great post, agree completely

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People compared Xi Jinping to Winnie the pooh, he got triggered.

liverpool ever winning will be unbearable
city winning a treble will mean we can shitpost at united fans about theirs being old history

FUCKING DIER YOU CUNT

People don't get VPNs to post in China, they get VPNs to pretend not to be in China. I'm not using it right now, the stream is faster without.

I'm studying here.

Strangely enough, no. Yea Forums has never been banned here.

sniper to take out any pitch invaders obviously you idiot

thank you neighbour

Soulless

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man city have no black players

>dire

liafuckingbility

>Exposing herself to a thousand people is more degenerate than watching it
>there are people more retarded than me so it's okay
you're still an absolute fucking waste, mate

>dier

City play the game the right way

>Sterling

????

Have sex lmao

ERA PENAL

The 2019's squad is the most soulless team of Europe

more era than the previous handball but still no era I'd say

>no VAR to save Spurs today

Slomo makes everything look worse, though i'd wish it was a pen

>dire

laporte

Overuse injury. Since, Push ups stress the elbow joint and the shoulder joint, any physical assertion beyond a certain limit can result in a tennis elbow or a shoulder joint tear.

>no era
Can they make the bias against Liverpool any more obvious? Complete joke of a league, disgraceful

for me it's the boats and not the demons

Are you studying Chinese?

Bored

cope harder, you, you ..... masturbator!

...

hes english la

era penal

>whiteknights
lmao how embarrassing

Absolute state of English Refereeing. Embarrasing. Watch them fuck up VAR next year too.

Absolute fucking STATE of this “atmosphere”

>tf
>tp

What's Winnie the Pooh got to do with anything?

Interesting, I guess the chinese arent aware of this site.

It's quite a trend nowadays for pakis to get medical degrees from china, I heard NOBODY accepts them

Yep.

light skinned

NO ERA

Dire wouldn't be picked for my Tues night Goals pickup game he fooking shite

ha
>fucker looks like winnie the pooh man
anyother person on the planet: shut up, no i dont ;_;
>fucker looks like winnie the pooh man
xi jinping: kill them. and their family.

Hehe

is this allez allez?

fernandinho, ederson

It was clear as day live lad

Chinks started comparing President Xi to Winnie the Pooh so he banned it and it's now a crime to type the words

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Fernandinho would clip that if it were towards his own goal

Xi hates being called Winnie the Pooh. Character is banned in China.

A nap.

我的专业是中文,哥们儿 :)

Do you have a pass, otherwise how can you post with captcha not showing

I'm doing 100push ups a day for one month now. Should I do it every two days then ?

light skinned

Why is Sane allowed to drink his Zoomer fluid every time?

Teaching in china is based
>chinese sloots to bang
>other English teachers also thirsty because they dont chinese cock

I fucked so many girls during my 18 months

It hurts Xi's feelings
How would you say master Xi? Xixi?

obama is a fucking tigger

I'm using a VPN unlike you nigger, I was born in seat number 57 in the kop end

hear china's got so authoritarian they're gonna have to start buying id passes to use porn

but i don't want man city to get 3 points

>Sane coming on

rapeface activated

Lots of Chinese people call him Xi Da Da (习大大) which is kinda like uncle xi

Tough

haha
thats fucked up
glad i dont live there

There's an Irish ABL and an anti-ABL. Guess you're the latter

everyone is allowed when they get the time. city goalie is probably dying for a pish right now

what do you do now?

People always get excited when Sane comes on, but I've never seen him deliver.

You have to give the muscles time to heal and get stronger. Soreness is because of micro tears in the muscle fibers, you get stronger when they heal. Do it on alternate days, with cardio

What race is Sane?

I hear they have people vote referendums and then completely ignore them, what a nightmare

Scousers thought City would slip
Lol!

Join a gym and use weights

haha wow

can you imagine living in a country that would do that lol

set some standards for yourself, dumbass

>tfw things don't always go the way i want them to in sports

any other lads know this feel?

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>china
>allowing people to vote

>African talking about standards
lol

um sweaty how do you think Xi keeps getting elected by a landslide

On a work holiday in Aus, definitely going back to China though

get a load of this retard

mulatto

this is gonna be a boring 1-0 isnt it...

great fucking defending

reminder that an african is part of the british royal family AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

There are multiple options:

1. Porn pass, purchased from a newsagent who checks your ID and issues you a scratch-off verification number, like an old mobile phone credit.

2. You send the company a picture of your passport of driving licence, they verify your age manually and you get access. Pornhub favours this option.

3. You send the site a high quality selfie and they have an algorithm that verifies your ages.

They have "elections" complete with fake "opposition"

yep, that's what i'm talking about, start by not making such bottom of the barrel retorts

yes I do jump rope too
I joined one but all the gyms near me are too little for the number of people who go there. I wait a lot of time doing nothing for the machines/squat rack to be free

They do though. They just also ensure everyone votes the right way. Propaganda 101

youre a real traveler™?

Went and got my pornpass from Kurpal at cornershop but fucking paki wouldn't give it me unless I apologised for spraying "paki" on his wall the other week

Fucking hate this gobenment bunch of pricks

>gonna
lad it IS a boring 1-0

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Shite game

Straight forward totalitarianism.

God damn it. Liverpool will not be winning the league will they

>two separate africans get triggered
>both have french flags
you couldn't write it lmao

What size is your penis

do brits get arrested for watching porn webms?

oi dont be calling people gyppos now
thats rude

I would do 125-150 along with 20 Pull ups and 200 sit ups in sets every 2 days along with Cardio.

What I found was that you mix the styles up. Do diamond/wide/close push ups, similarly different styles of pull ups, wide/close/alternate military style.

That way you don't overuse certain muscles and kind of hit ever part of your upper body. This gives you an overall strength too since you change angles alot.

>Poch playing 6 defenders now

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China has no friends and is depressed about it. They have disputed territory with India, hate Japan with a passion, hate South Korea because American affiliation, hate Russia, hate all southern neighbours for their treatment of ethnic Chinese in the past and because they complain about China creating islands for shits and giggles, deny the existence of Taiwan, and are embarrassed by North Korea. They have no friends except one - Pakistan. They offer lotsof scholarships to Pakistani students as an olive branch to maintain the only political relationship they have with their neighbours. Like a kid with no friends who writes love letters about the only kid that came to their birthday party. I see a bunch of Pakistani students here. That's probably gone to shit now that Huawei has been spying on Pakistani shit.

The only other neighbour-friend they have is Krygyrzystan. Because they have a monument to China in their capital and are very unthreatening. I remember seeing shirts with Krystyxgysystan written on it here.

嘿

Yeah. No other way.

Why no VAR in epl?

this is getting to political lads, post your favorite female footballer

>2. You send the company a picture of your passport of driving licence, they verify your age manually and you get access. Pornhub favours this option.
>3. You send the site a high quality selfie and they have an algorithm that verifies your ages.
fucking hell, it's popping down to the local corner shop for a porn pass for me

just nuke this land

Almost 7 inches but not as thick as I'd like.

What if Yea Forums gets blocked? Do I have to send my passport to Hiroyuki?

only on blue boards

Man United veto'd it

Very straightforward. Importantly, all three options will be used by different sites, so you can protect your personal data because no site will have all of it. Some will have your passport, others your facial recognition scan and others will have your location and unique newsagent-issued ID.

8" long and a nice 6" girth

Seeing shitty with the ball down the wing and fucking up every time is really interesting

why are you so butthurt? if your team losing?

GAZZANIGA

i mean this makes sense if you ignore literally everything china's been doing in africa

Mauricio "Pulis" Pochettino

it wont

Notice all these handballs not given. The “great” Man City can win games in the PL where there’s no VAR. In the CL they get exposed as the refbabbies they are.

>sterlel

about 4.5" sadly

I think they're just seeing how it works elsewhere. They'll probably get VAR in a season or two.

This. Why is Moura playing so deep instead of partnering Son and waiting for a hoofball from Eriksen. Those two in acounter would destroy City.

GAZZA WITH THE SAVE

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When’s the last time Alli scored or assisted?

Not now, not ever.

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welcome to the /mistakezone/

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>shoots right at the keeper

nice

Son needs to find the key to open Laporte

for me, it's valerie gauvin

>le nigger is totally triggered xDDDDD
drink bleach, right now

>sterlel

Sterling btfo

its so fucking obvious that tottenham plays shitty on purpose just to minimize the chacnes of liverpool to win the epl

Ladies and Gentlemen, your PFA nigger of the year.

Gazzaniga kills the nigga

dontgazzahim

lmao
is this real?

Very racist save by gazzaniggaa

gazzaniga

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OH ITS A BRILLIANT RUNE FROM THE YOUNGA SANE

lol no it wasnt he just went forward and crossed back fuck off with this zoomerpraise

This is about neighbours or countries in Asia. There are also a lot of African students here.

>dat save

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19cm

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4. Use a VPN

send dick pics

>shitling

Reminder: Mindgeek, the owners of Pornhub, have a history of selling user data. They're also pushing for this porn pass law to come into effect, specifically because of option 2.

Mindgeek is owned by jews.

>we're looking for dogs in kits

new

Unironically 10 cm.

based Spurs btfoing scouse scum

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>lucas moron

>Gazzaniga

based and gaspilled

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it's been 1 month

Not really surprising for the county that literally has 800,000-1,000,000 of its own citizens in literal concentration camps

Spurse are dire

>Plays shitty in a competition they have no chance of winning

Pardon my shock

Literally a Muslim country at this point

Amazing save, David De Gea like that. De Gea is always making saves like that, definitely the best goalkeeper in the world

commentator stopped himself before saying gassaniggers name kek

>continuing to prove me right
lmao africam

what an elegant save. looks like a small dance move

fuck sterling

fuck me spurs how many chances do you need

That was nice, very nice

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There is a lot of China propaganda here, some don't buy it though. China is in it for profit, pakistan because we can't rely on usa or russia. Every Pakistani feels the Kashmiris pain, but no one gives a fuck about Xinjiang

guys why does a doctor feel your penis and then tell you to cough

He feels your balls, not your penis.

I think you were raped user

yikes

>uk
>respecting a vote

You made me feel sad for China

Sorry about the opium lad

>african using reddit memes
ooga booga

*jazz hands*

If anyone obeys this you are the problem

I swear you always post wembs lad

Appreciate it

ok nice, i'll try that.
Chad Indian thx

You're so mad right now.

Don't feel bad, they learnt from it and our now launching their own neo-imperialism in African countries

Don't think I've ever seen Alderweireld get subbed off

> Not obeying the country that has no problem making high profile people disappear let alone ordinary citizens

ooga booga

China and Pak are actively working against India. Hope they suffer for it. I know the Brits left a border mess but Pak and India should work to repel the Chink threat

Lucas Moura is a fucking disgrace

mad af

Ajax is going to put 6 by Spurs if they play like they did today.

Will absolutely demolish them

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Friendly reminder the only thing standing between Indo-china partnership is china itself. If you guys weren't autistic about land grab and being the sole power in asia, we could settle our differences