It's that time of the year again - the Snooker World Championship starts today!
Today's schedule (GMT):
>10am
Mark Williams vs Martin Gould
Luca Brecel vs Gary Wilson
>2:30pm
Neil Robertson vs Michael Georgiou
Ding Junhui vs Anthony McGill
>8pm
Mark Williams vs Martin Gould
Luca Brecel vs Gary Wilson
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Correction: Last session obviously starts at 7pm GMT
>managing to fuck up the OP
>first session during Easer mass
Can we rev up the old meme engine again, there were some good ones last year
When you're smiling
When you're smiling
THE WHOLE WORLD SMILES WITH YOOUUUU
>Ryan 'ge Day' Gay
200 IQ meme
He's going to be there this year, r-right?
It's finally here, lads.
Spring has sprung and we've got 17 days of comfy Snooker with Hazel and the boys. You just can't beat it.
Prediction: McGill to beat Ding. Made a great comeback in qualifiers. Dingfags btfo when the pleasant wee Scot pulls off a shock first round victory. Screencap this.
Also, post Leopard Selby
Reporting in!
DON'T POST IT!
Guy who won 70k last year on mark Williams. Ama.
>tfw gonna miss most of championship cause of uni
Why are you so based?
Morning lads
Got a new job, now work normal hours instead of 14:30-23:00. Much better for snooker.
Because. I'm betting 1k on him this year, not amazing returns but still decent.
Will Seema be involved again?
Call me a square but I much prefer a classy OP like this rather than meme post OPs, good job Ausbro
>wearing waistcoat and bow tie: OP
>banter with the crowd: the actual thread
How does Hazel still look so good at 53?
>Amateur twink qualified
>Heisenberg McGill
Due to budget cuts this year, the snooker tables had to be carried out single-handedly by the head of world snooker. I'm impressed he didn't get a Barry Hernia.
>Rob Walker introduces Mark Williams as having "spent the last 49 weeks on the lash"
>Gives him a bottle of beer as he walks out
Fabulous
I was thinking Martin Gould looks as much like a paedophile as it's possible to do, but when your walk on music is Triple H's I'll give him a pass
He looks like our local priest
>Hardcore Homosexual Hebephilia
He looks like someone that practices dentistry without a license
Yup, he's back
Will the speccy autist in the crowd from last year make a return?
Referencing Wrestling only enhances his paedophile persona
hello
Gwan Goldie
For me, it's Stephen Hendry's This is Snooker
Jesus christ these balls are all over the place
True patricians prefer the 50-minute straight-to-VHS documentary all about how Gary Lineker and Willie Thorne are friends. Get on my level.
31's plenty
Based Wollo
Stream, anyone?
Place your bets gentlemen
It's Kyren's time
tenner on bazza
I wouldn't bet on that. The odds for Ronnie are much too short, because everyone will be betting on him, but at the same time, he will probably win it again. Mark Williams again might be worth £5.
>gambling
Williams v Gilbert/Hawkins v Wilson/Higgins v Bingham/ Murphy v Robertson/Selby v Bercel/ Carter v Allen/ Trump v McGill/ [spoiler]Pengfei v Cahill[/spoiler] if things go like this, Kyren v Trump
One day I will watch the World Championships with a girl!
Hopefully Williams can beat this pedo
There's a girl in the crowd on TV. She's watching it; you're watching it. Technically, you're watching it with her right now.
Why would you want to though, she wont understand the intricacies of our glorious game
Martin Gould must be so happy that he plays a sport with a constant influx of teenage boys from Thailand.
Looks like a painter decorator that drives a banged out yellow vauxhall combo
He's over rated af
I have to make it without sleeping today
Why?
>tfw no drugs left for the snooker
Gould looks like such a nonce
he plays well at the crucible though
>Also, post Leopard Selby
Here you go, la. *rawr*
Thank you, fren
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Proper paedo is Gouldy
Had a score on Allen
Alright, I'm off to the market. I'll see you in the afternoon
BASED LEOPARD SELBY
Cause I can't sleep at night
Trump looks like that mate of yours who'll start a fight and then run and leave you behind. Ronnie looks like he drives a clapped out Corsa with a fartcan exhaust round his local council estate at 2am
Eurosport showing Robertson... I want to watch Ding ;-;
>Stuart Bingham 20/1
Hey Faggots,
My name is Judd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ass? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the best snooker player in the world. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot twink (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hello
Friendly reminder if you didn’t watch the Scottish Open you’re a fucking casual
So yeah
Pretty much everyone here is a casual
Based Medal Man in the back :3
Hello
Friendly reminder
Good one
RIP James Wattana.
>look like a nonce
>wear a weird as fuck chalk pouch
There's definitely dodgy as fuck child porn on Gould's hard drive
Sorry, Bing is /ourguy/ already
No, Bing is /ourboy/
Oh look the casual >don’t reply to trip post
Mate if you actually posted during other tournaments you’d know , I’m a well known and respected trip in /147/
No /147/ is a Dominic Dale general
A-are you implying I'm implying him being a paedo makes him /ourboy/?
G-germany?
hows your niece
>ignore all tripfags
>hide all trip posts
Official Ding Gang sign up list. Get your support in for our boy early this is the year of the dragon
>The year? 2024
>The place? Paris
>The sport? You already know.
>Steve Davis is upset. as manager of the England Snooker team, he thought for sure Olympic Glory was on the horizon.
>But strong efforts by China have made things difficult.
>Worse still is the trembling wrist of John Higgins, who appears to be almost missing on purpose, as many of the more cynical fans claim.
>If Davis is upset, its nothing to Barry Hearn. Snooker is only an Olympic event on trial. If it does not generate the interest, it will be removed by 2028, meaning much less exposure and cash through the years.
>Ronnie throws a tantrum,leaves.
>Ding and Wengbo on peak form.
>"Oh god, what do I do now?" cries Steve Davis aloud.
>A door swings open behind him.
>Light casts a broad sillhouette across the room.
>"Well would you look at the time... Twelve years are up".
>Stephen "The Elephant" Lee.
>Davis is unsure, but throws him on anyway, with no other options.
>And in those 12 years, his cue action has only gotten better. Balls are moving in ways Davis has never seen!
>Wengbo and Ding bottle, and England take home the gold.
>Barry Hearn cascades down the stairs and hugs the once disgraced player.
>"What do you say, Stephen? Forgive and forget?"
>Lee lights a cigarette, turns his back on Hearn, and starts to leave the room. In the doorway, he looks over one shoulder.
>"Forgive? Sure"
>Long drag on cigarette
>"But an elephant never forgets"
>Goes on to win 12 world championships, has three trophies named after him, is knighted, and ressurects Joe Davis, Ted Lowe and Alex Higgins.
McGill's gonna stomp him
Very nice.
Fuck off you nonce cunt
DING GANG
Yeah there isn’t an English Olympic team idiot
Official Bing Bunch sign up list. Get your support in for our boy early this is the year of the pig
I'm sorry. The rest of this thread is so sensible. I'm sorry to have degraded it. Please mr niece diddler, accept me. You are the worst person on this board. /147/ is ruined by you, and you wouldnt have to change a thing if youd just drop that stupid fucking name. I hope you die in a train fire.
Absolutely outstanding.
just ignore the cunt mate
Can I join both?
sorry man. Got a little heated. i was the mick who won 60 quid on judd in the northern irish open
I only watch the world champs, masters, UK championship and the snooker shoot out
>respected
The crossover event we've all been waiting for
Yes, but you have to state who your priority gang is, in case there's a match between the two respective players.
>English Olympic team
>trembling wrist of John Higgins
My priority is that they both have a good time :3
Is there any bookie where I can put my entire life savings on Judd not winning the WC?
it would be team GB. I'm wrong, but so are you
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2bh a Welsh team would dominate the Olympics anyways
coached by Terry Griffiths and captained by the current world champion.
Most places would probably let you do that, but the odds would be terrible. If he has 5/1 odds of winning, you'd think he'd have 1/5 odds of losing, but it doesn't work like that and you'd get ripped off.
Cam on Gary
Yeah you could lay it at an exchange like betfair or matchbook
>singing karaoke with Chan
lel, nice.
9/1 for our favorite sadist is probably accurate, but still feels wrong
Ah yes, the big 4.
*sips*
Have you all stopped watching the snooker? I'm here with my laptop and terrestrial TV, and was watching Football Focus instead, but it turns out the snooker has still been going on on the BBC Red Button. Someone is being BTFO but I don't want to spoil it in case you haven't been watching.
lmao my sides
We only come here for memes. We don't even watch snooker.
No spoilers here, but Frame 8 between Mark Williams and Martin Gould is very exciting!
5-4 to Luca end of session
How can you create memes without watching?
He died? Middle pocket master
He appears to still be alive: worldsnooker.com
IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING BRECEL
Am literally off to the shops, I'll get the Calippos's in
Ding v McGill should be good right?
Battle of qts
It will be closer than Robertson v Georgiou certainly but McGill has been shite all season so I still expect a reasonably comfortable Ding win.
Hazel seems to get sexier by the year. Wouldn't mind smashing that fat bum from behind that's for sure
>guy with a raaanking points mate t-shirt
Thanks for helping to kill snooker
LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO THE GODS ROCK N ROLL
I hate this fat fuck so much
his radio show is like listening to concentrated tabloid with a healthy dose of alcoholism thrown in
How long till Ronnie plays?
IMAGINE being not only a tripfag, but an estranged niece diddler
think I would top myself if I was that pathetic
Eilidh Barbour is the superior Jock BBC presenter wench.
Fucking hell lads, today is a lovely day. The sun is shining, skirts are short, student population is sunbathing in the parks, got some good deals at the market, got enough groceries to cook enough meals for 2 weeks this easter weekend, strawberries are good again, the world championship is back and thus my tea consumption is up by 200%
so comfy lads.
When did McGill start shaving his head?
Buy any drugs?
Also, does it bother you that the Netherlands are greatly unrepresented in Snooker?
SAY MY NAME
GWAN DING
Probably hated being called ‘ginger ninja’
What if niece is hawt and is asking for it? You gotta be a man.
any nice beebs streams?
>student population is sunbathing in the parks
The majority of students are home because of Easter break
Cheryl really was a stunning woman back in the day. Shagged a bird that looked quite a bit like her once but no one ever believes me
Would like a stream of Hazel’s beebs
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No drugs m8
>Also, does it bother you that the Netherlands are greatly unrepresented in Snooker?
Not really. It might make snooker more popular here so I would have some people to talk about it, but I fear it would lead to an army of brainless toothpaste bandwagoners like we see in Formula 1 when Verstappen junior arrived.
Nah she’s a trampy little chav
BOYCOTT THE BBC UNTIL WILLIE THORNE IS REINSTATED
BOYCOTT THE BBC UNTIL WILLIE THORNE IS REINSTATED
BOYCOTT THE BBC UNTIL WILLIE THORNE IS REINSTATED
BOYCOTT THE BBC UNTIL WILLIE THORNE IS REINSTATED
BOYCOTT THE BBC UNTIL WILLIE THORNE IS REINSTATED
Least you've got the darts eh?
Based
Ding's in go on Ding pot sam fackin bawls
GWAN NEIL POT SAM FACKIN BLACKS
Three ball plant from Ding
I'd like to make a 3 ball plant inside ding, if you catch my drift
Willie had a bit of bother with a Pitbull last week
He just can't catch a break that bloke
I really don't understand the Ding meme.
has a boring personality, is a bit of a choker, yet most people have a good opinion of him.
CAN'T STAND THE CUNT
He cute :3
He's a nice man and is responsible for China's love of snooker and also
Twitchy gook BASTARD
He is a good man and very respectful
Wouldn't expect a Portuguese brute like yourself to understand
Ain't the same without Willie
Anyone got Ding stream?
iktf
as I suspected, the "nice Chinaman" meme.
yawn.
Hello
Just opened a beer, this day is only getting comfier
>first American poster itt
Is snooker like pool/billiards or something?
Snooker should be the perfect sport for Americans (credit to Britanon)
>high scoring
>lasts for hours
>lots of breaks
>lots of standing around
>lots of sitting down
>lots of encouragement to hit the black
C E N T U R Y
I really want Robertson to win this year
I am the one who pots
I'm about to go the shop for beers and probably a pizza.
>tfw thought that up several years ago
Good to see it still persists
Oh your favourite player has a Chinese anime about them too I'd love to know who it is
Will the chinkoids spread snooker to their new African colonies?
>pictures emerge of africans playing snooker with branches and rocks on corrugated iron
>Georgiou
he seems a nice lad but he always bottles it when he gets to the tv tables
>pizza, beer and snooker.
>pinnacle of evolution.
What would be your walk on music lads?
Mine would be this. The first 20 seconds lend themselves very well for it.
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He’s won a snooker shoot out
That ain’t a sign of a bottleler lad
If Gould can, I am
youtube.com
Every year, it's the same answer: youtube.com
With the full pyro and police escort.
For me it's the grandstand theme tune
Ebin
My second choice would be 21st Century Schizoid Man, which has a cool intro and also the word century in the title.
>botch the extended spider spot and end opponents career
Going shop at interval. Lager recommendations please
I'd use the current BBC snooker theme
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that way everybody would associate it with me every time they hear it
Lager is for gays, get some crack
I'm partial to Alfa, but I don't think they sell abroad
Bring me aHertog Jan if they sell it, otherwise Jupiler
These are not avaible in English shops
Also that fucking noise mcmanus just made
Angles is the best pundit
>Jimmy got to second round qualifying this year
Will we ever see him at the crucible again? Doubtful
Agreed.
He's off the tour unless Barry throws him a pity invitational tour card
inb4 he finally wins the title in 2050
I'm not sure what they do sell, but of the mass produced Dutch lagers sometimes sold abroad, Grolsch is the best (which is easy if Amstel and Heineken are the competition). Pretty good taste wise, but a bit too carbonated. If they have Grolsch Kornuit, even better.
he'll win this one day.
you just wait.
Neil already got one eye on the 250k worth of warhammer he's gonna buy when he wins the whole thing
Davis uses the word LOSER.
Yikes.
>barber
>not wigmaker
Reminder that Shaun Moiphy was that kid in school who reminded the teacher about homework, and that's why Ronnie can't stand him
If he wore wigs he'd look better
He does wear wigs...
wtf McGill is bald now?
Only if it's the latter I AM MY FATHER'S SON bit, otherwise Dream House is the better bet
>Peter Ebdon didn't qualify
Was Martin Prince based on Shaun Murphy?
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Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull
He could if his finishes he qualifier before the tournament ends
he was that one fat kid who didn't get bullied.
Really? I did hear wig jokes about him but always assumed it to be false, because nobody would choose to wear a wig this pathetic.
He's the same person. His entire personality is following the establishment which is why he's always moaning about GWAN when he acts a bit like a rebel. Insufferable bellend
>bald McGill
>tfw no real life Tame Grips
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He's only playing snooker to provide for his family
>Ding smiling
Nothing cuter :3
Real working class hero
Maybe he started receding and decided to embrace it. Unlike a certain ex-coke fiend choker who couldn't do the same.
Fucking hate Ding and all the chink players tbqh lads. Snooker is a BRITISH sport for BRITISH people.
:3
Back to the practise table, Ali.
Wtf I like Ali Carter now, even though he knocked out /ourlad/ Jimmy in qualifiers
i love u so much hazel PLEASE be my gf
>Nothing cuter :3
What about this, though.
>reminding me of no Hungarybro
I love Ding and Chinese players
Neil is surely the favourite for the tournament after this
He's absolutely demolishing the Cypriot Cyclone
DAT GREEN
How shit is McGill though?
A few years back there was talk he could make it. He's fucking embarrassing at times
They hype everyone up. it's pathetic
He's not even Mark King tier.
Very overrated.
Definition of a gatekeeper
Mark King isn't even Mark King tier these days
That year he made the quarters everyone was talking about him. When he meditating outside the dressing room before matches. He's been wank ever since
McGill has just lost a frame he scored 71 points in lol
Based Robbo
I'm out for today. Til tommorow.
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to instill a sense of dread in the opponent and deafen the audience
where are the streams you fags
kubol
It's on BBC 2 mate x
Oh your from the third world? My mistake
Need to make a tenner for a couple beers tonight give me some garunteed bets please
We used to be more helpful
Neil to win
newcastle to win, rondon goal
cap this
Whoops, looks like something went wrong.
Anyone see any of the qualifiers?
Cypriot.
More like SHITriot amitrite?
Yeah, Lu Ning wuz robbed
Finish the mug off, Neil
Was hoping Donaldson would lose. Kid was having a massive meltdown at the end
Yeah it was a crazy decider, and crazy that it even went that far. I reckon Lu Ning will be the next Chinese player to win a ranking event, he's got so much bottle, he can win a numpty tournament like the Riga Masters or Gibraltar Open, he's been close a couple of times.
>he's been close a couple of times.
>one quarter and one semi.
Well yeah, that is a couple of times
its not really close is it.
Closer than the vast majority of players without a ranking title
Still though, it’s not really that close, is it?
Hoping for a white wash here. Much rarer than 147 these days
Winds me up when they clap long pots even though the cue ball is really close to object ball. Not even slightly dificult
Ding Bing is actually doing it, I was so wrong!
Yeah, Sharav piqued my interest from the NIR open. He looked good but ultimately lost to a better player. Hope he can keep on improving.
Also had a good laugh when Ebbo bombed out.
Had problems finding streams anywhere this season so for this wc i decided to buy one month subscribtion on eurosport player and it's great, consider this
Fucking hell, Big Break is available on iPlayer! Know what I'm doing during the interval
What is /147/ listening to before evening session? Bathory - Blood Fire Death here.
Lads this is fucking classic. You'd never get away with this shit on the beeb nowadays, Davidson was a savage
Watching Newc/Soton and gonna make some soup
Good ol' Čokolino
Weetabix?
I'm missing the snooks this evening, off on a very sunny Pub crawl so have fun lads xx
What an exceptional name for a pub. I'm trying to guess where you live now. I'd say you're in either Liverpool or Bristol?
Not really... What's that?
Wheat biscuit things Bongs eat for breakfast. Dry as fuck, but when put in hot milk they turn like your pic
based Whitesnake.
I see, Čokolino ain't biscuits :)
ding
Med student?
THE PINNER PEDO
Nursing :)
>stealing my screenshot
cunt
youtube.com
weeb pride
Gwan willo
thats in Hull m8
Within 5 minutes of turning on ive heard a wheres the cue ball going and seen the football shirt wanker. Fuck sake
what the fuck is that pocket thing Gould is wearing on his belt at the crotch?
does he use that to cup his balls when he's having a wank? absolute peado man
That gimmick is getting boring now
stop?
chalk pouch innit.
Snooker nonce (Sheffield) CST sting on behalf of GOTN
Its where he keeps his Jelly Tots
t. peado
190 kg is a fat sex offender
pass it on
>giving attention to attention-seekers
Filters nake Yea Forums bearable
rolf harris is innocent
Hendry not having the pouch
Queer character this Gould lad
>nake
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Baized and grumpypilled
>twitter.com
fuck off neil you ginger cunt and go play some wow
Adventurous! I would unironically have this as my walk-on music because I really like it and I feel a strong personal connection to it, but I didn't post it earlier because I thought it wouldn't fit with the tone:
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I wonder why he's not allowed Happy
Bazza here, because it's an annoying trash song, that's why
rate my walk-on theme lads
Yeah, fair call
>Neil Robertson
>Australian Snooker professional. World Champion, Triple crown winner. Global ambassador for @singleshotinc
I like the sounds of this Singles Hot inc
Abysmal. If you want weird '90s trip-hop as a walk-on theme, try this:
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awful taste
>at the cabin for last skiing this season
>new set of wheels in mail for my bike
>snooker on TV
>tfw
reminder that this happened
I don't care what anyone says, women are shit at snooker.
And? I want to see some lady snooker players. There's no reason why they couldn't do it, and their presence would make matches even more comfy because people wouldn't keep speculating that they are paedophiles and sex traffickers.
GOULD (GOULD)
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW
YOU'RE INTO LITTLE GIRLS
ALWAYS BELIEVE IT
there is nothing stopping them from turning pro, Reanne was pro for one season and basically won no matches all season and has never got through Q school again.
>Martin Gould is 37
He's only six years older than me, and yet he looks like he could be my dad. If my dad had an earring and kept disappearing to Thailand for "snooker tournaments".
Snooker ages you by 25 years.
Explain all the Asian twinks.
>there is nothing stopping them from turning pro
Doesn't being b& from the league count as stopping them?
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They're actually toddlers, just like Martin "LostProphets" Gould likes them.
Women are allowed to enter Q school so no, there is nothing stopping them.
>working mens clubs
>men only
Sexist pigs.
But why would you choose those places to hold a snooker tournament with women players? There must be other locations that would allow a woman to compete in a tournament. It just shows that the organisers actively do not care about women players.
She should just identify as a man for those games desu.
they probably don't have much of a choice its not like there's a snooker club on every corner.
Shh! Be quiet, everyone! It's starting again!
so this... is the power... of aussie banter... woah
I just noticed that you said
>Baized
Nice work
williams will choke
dubz confirm
Is someone on another table? Why can't I see it from dropdown menu?
Stephen Maguire & Tian Pengfei
Remember when there was a Rileys in every shitty town going? Had some good times in those shitholes
>Martin Gould is 37
Fucking HELL. I'm 36 and he looks a good decade older than me
what's it like being 36?
> There's no reason why they couldn't do it
Yes there is. The fact that they are women. Women are shit at doing things..
This Martin Gould is really something. He really is the Leader Of The Pack. If this match keeps going, he will be on the Last Train Home.
I don't know any other songs by paedophiles, unfortunately.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. You girls have never been attracted to me. I'm the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution I am going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up, blonde slut I see inside there.
I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male (Got a BMW for my birthday; Shit was SO cash). You are animals, and I will slaughter you like animals. I'll be a god, exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it, and you do deserve it. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood, and rightfully so. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
you have to leave
ding gang gone
you could put a goldfish in that and it wouldn't even die
You Are Not Alone m8, I'm struggling to think of songs by nonces too. My memory has been so Bad lately.
Highly secret footage of snooker player Martin Gould
>willo
Gwan Gould nonce lad.
>this is how Daniel Kitson started and 5 minutes with Peter Kay made him hate mainstream comedy forever
Yeah, Peter Kay is apparently a massive unfunny wankstain in real life, if his "does anybody else remember growing up?" Standup shows didn't give that away.
Martin Gould used to be in a band in the 1980s:
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>le naked press conference man
His other band was better
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top kek
that was before he became quadrospazzed on a life glug
Williams can't lose this game, r-right lads?
Willo still got this
His stand-up comedy is dire, but Phoenix Nights was so brilliant that I will always stick up for him at least a little bit.
According to who?
Good Honest Lads like Dave Spikey and the bloke who played Rayvon
Yeh phoenix nights is really good
Have just spent about 2 hours messaging random women on Instagram. How the fuck do I turn my life around
Depends on what's wrong with your life
Stop obsessing about womyn and improve yourself instead
Were they "ayo gurl lemme smash" messages? Women get those all the time, so yes, they will hate you and ignore the messages. If you really feel like you need to send messages, make them messages for making friends with the women instead. Nobody ever makes friends with women. It'll be a relief for them to talk to someone who isn't trying to fuck them for once. The problem here, of course, is that this means you can never fuck them. But if you successfully make friends with them, they might have a single friend they can set you up with, and then you could fuck her instead.
Thank fuck that's over and we won't have to look at Gould's miserable face for a while.
well said fluffy cat
Now we've got charmless Stephen Maguire against another of the Snooks Gooks. It's not a tremendous improvement.
do normies do this?
End of the day, the more friends you have that are womyn, the more social validation you get from womyn and the more chances you have talking to other womyn.
Listen to this user but the part of trying to befriend them online is weird, use social media as a secondary source to further back a friendship.
Who wins in a fight?
Stephen Lee or Stephen Maguire?
>it was only a 12 ball plant this time Dennis
Cheeky bit of commentary from Ebdon
There are different types of normies. Some of them send sexually explicit online messages to strangers, but those guys are usually a bit weird so might not count as true normies. Other normies just have a girlfriend lmao and don't need to do any of this. I know a guy who fucks literally hundreds of women, but he is seriously mentally unstable so he's not a normie either in my opinion.
We all win
They would probably just start orbiting each other.
>Prior to the release of Snooker 19, Joanne Williams (wife of current world champion Mark Williams) accused the game of "massive prejudice", with the release cover art of the game not featuring Williams.[16] Williams would comment that the decision was due to Williams being over 40 years of age, and Welsh.[16] This would lead to fans of the sport imposing pictures a naked Williams following his world championship win over the cover art for the release.[16]
These tweets they keep putting up on screen are completely idiotic. They should put posts from this thread up if they want to show what people who are watching have to say about the matches.
What's being Welsh got to do with anything.
>Puffing his cheeks out, Stephen Maguire
No, Dennis; I'm pretty sure he just looks like that because he is a fat fuck.
haha time for match of the day
>ywn work a comfy job at the BBC covering niche sports like snooker and be able to sneak cheeky /147/ posts onto the screen disguised as tweets
Williams is shit, why would they feature him?
>m-muh world championship
Yea, with the lowest standards of snooker since Ray Reardon
Not a bad first day, I'll accept it.
kek, good ole Rodge that you can't dodge