Lmao he's admitting he's not able to be Messi

Lmao he's admitting he's not able to be Messi

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>join juve
>literally make them worse
lmao this fraud got exposed hard

I'm tired too, Ronnie.....

ronaldos ego would never allow him to have another prolific scorer on the team

>they can't play with a normal striker because they need a to have a benzema-bot that makes space for him
>they can't play with a left winger because he wants to be on that side
>"waaaaaah why aren't other players getting goals and assists? :("
fucking pathetic and myopic

mandzukic is the one tired of playing alone and carrying this faggot

>crush barcelona with pjanic, mandzukic, and dybala trio
>ronaldo rolls into town
>lose coppa italia
>lose to manchester united
>lose to young boys fc (i dont even know which country this team is in)
>lose to atletico
>worse goal differential than last year
>i-i'm tired of playing alone!

Besiktash when?

>crush barcelona with pjanic, mandzukic, and dybala trio
wait what happened? I thought Barca had the goat

>Best goal scorer and the best assist man
Except Messi is literally only one goal behind Ronaldo in terms of league goals, is, what, 18 behind in total, but is like 40 more assists in general, has a better goal per game (even in the CL) record and assist record and is involved in more goals than Ronaldo is?

Is he talking about Juventus players?

To be fair, he delivered in both games.

Fake news. Is soccer coverage always like a fucking soap opera? You guys are such fags

he was absolute shit in the second
completely disappeared once he got his tap in

Seething and deflecting reality this hard... Oh yeah, without Ronnie, they would easily go through 1/8th against Atletico.

Yet they are still looking for Missi after last year's 2nd leg match against Roma.

>tfw Twain won't tell me where he gets his proxy from
Running a Poland one?

obviously he is you fucking spastic.

>mentioning how awful Messi was against Roma is now a sin

I know he is you retarded chink. It was sarcastic.

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There's no 'pretending to be retarded' here. There's you ACTUALLY being retarded and not understand the fact I literally said 'Twain won't tell me where he gets his proxy from' and then 'Running a Poland one?' Fuck off.

>island monkey reading comprehension

el cringeito

>O madrecita de Dios why won't they serve me easy tap-ins

>Is soccer coverage always like a fucking soap opera?
yes. football is 95% about bitching, gossip and drama

el chiringuito

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