Calgary Elimination Thread 2 - Electric Boogaloo

HONK HONK HONK

What's his name again?

>refs checked out a while ago
>sure go fuck up the winning team before the game's over, I don't give a fuck

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Leafs are the only canadian team making the second round

I WISH!

You were first seed.
What Happened

Imagine Dragons

because HBK is better

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based sad lad

any knowers here?

Friendly reminder it was 3-0

They flimmed when they should have flammed.

just tuned in. why are the cowboy larpers getting btfo so hard

Lindholm, more like Weakholm.

>injury
>HONK

Based Honkman sticking with his team to the end

lolgary lames

god the flames fans look like the most miserable sports fans i've ever seen

>line up a hit
>blow up your own shoulder

oh nononononooooo

Lindholm embellishing his own hit?

>Lindholm hitting

>>

Holy shit that is the second time Lindholm tried to light someone up only to get blown out himself. What a fag.

defensive zone turnovers left and right, johnny hockey gone missing, smith returning to form

Went to Calgary once and people would still wear unironically flame patterned clothing. This was back in the early 2010s.

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Flames would have won this game if based James Neal was playing.

why are you hitting yourself lindholm you pussy

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>throw one hit all year
>blow your shoulder up on it

based

>DJ plays drum effect
>no one chants

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why would somebody make this

>be calgary, tampa bay
>win 112 games combined
>win 1 in the playoffs

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Come on ref

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>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*referees whistle*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*Flames player cries*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*

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that horn is dying

thank you honkman

>5.75 million
>7 goals
>literally paying him 820k per goal

Once again confirming Edmonton as best city In Canada

so based

>lames
>blots
guess the 04 rematch will have to be on the golf course this year

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embodiment of Calgary's soul

GG Flames, hope you fix what you need to fix for next year.

>honking slowly getting quieter

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The final dying squeaks of the horn is the best part of this game.

based george mcphee not falling for the 5.75 million dollar meme

crazy when you think about it
combined 112-52 in regular season
combined 1-8 in playoffs

That's a great deal for great production, giggle.

I trade you 1 Lucic for 1 Neal

THis is why people don’t like hockey. It’s all random luck.

avs should have attempted to end the game on the delayed penalty desu

thats fine you can fuck off

>stands already emptying

Lmao

Wrong

calgary doesn't look unlucky this series they look bad

Literally where? After McBust leaves for Taranna and they blow up the rest of the team it's going to relocate to a slightly more relevant shithole like Houston or Kansas City even though Milkwaukee deserves it more.

80's dynasty magic isn't going to keep the fanbase dedicated forever...

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=T6WhQZ234yw

lames fans are fucking pathetic. at least boo or throw some garbage onto the ice. show these simps that you won't stand for this embarrassment. fuckin cucks

>that asshole constantly forcing the horn

Go back to your African handball where the players just make their own faggot super teams

>6-1
>6-1
>6-1

Just call the game goddamn

*honk* *honk* *honk*

>honk honk honk

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I think trumpet guy has given the instrument to his son

Not really.

Some teams excel at soft regular season hockey and it doesn’t translate to playoff hockey wins

Tampa Gay is 100 percent this

*honk* *honk* *honk*

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HOUSTON FLAMES WHEN?

>get utterly overwhelmed with shots on goal
>it was all luck

The game has been ended since the 2nd period...

*singular honk*

Nah the worst part of it is how much stars get their calls from the refs. They're literally called superstar calls and they're expected to get them.

>*ho..nnk**h..oonnk**hon-...*

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They survived that 5v3, this should give them the momentum boost to come back and win!

are they chanting eddie? wat

Two minutes, Turkish!

*honk*

What are they chanting?

I didn't notice the honking before reading the thread and I'm laughing my ass off now as it's so annoying and constant

wow calgary's penalty kill is starting to come together now

OUT FUCKING SKILLED

Honk honk honk

they're used to being cucked. they enjoy it

Trips confirm

Jared Bednar is an absolute man rocket

I guess snow beats fire.

will help them in the next game for sure!

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Why does Sam Bennet look like a pedophile

Any /hoc/bros mind explaining what the Plegm fans were just chanting? Sounded like Eddie, Freddy, or Ready

the elimination thread spam better all be HONK HONK HONK

Because he is one.

have sex

>one final honk in the night

it was ready
as in they're ready to be humiliated

Based Trailer Park Boys fan Mackinnon

Why not just have the top two teams have a series together? Why even include 14 other teams?
Go watch apehoop if you don't like parity in sports.

>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*referees whistle*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*Cowboy sounds*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*

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Literally this, also niggercollision