/hoc/

next goal is HUGE

WOAH

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johnny manlet getting absolutely dabbed on tonight.

the old thread isnt capped anymore

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Please fucking stop.

Johnny Tuckmerica

who's spamming? is it /cric/?

Even when Gaudreau scores he fails. How can one man be such shit?

lads, i'm starting to think that the regular season standings don't matter, as long as you make the playoffs

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A likely culprit.

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>/cric/ likes /dic/

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A younger woman

Why do you have this cuck shit saved on your PC faggot

Yea Forums fears /hoc/

>tfw you just wanna post about hokkei

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First day on Yea Forums buddy?

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Sean would have all this gay prom saved desu

Same.

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Albertans are gay

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>fumes

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N/a/shville!

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this tbqh nothing but steers n queers

for me, it's calling absolutely nothing until the third period, then keeping the trailing team perpetually on the pk to keep the game """under control"""

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based

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happy flims elimination night lads.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Imagine getting the top seed in the west only to get blown the fuck out by the one line Avalanche

Gary just sent me a message in a group text thread and I quote
>The regular season was a mistake

so why did the lames start smith instead of rittich?

/cric/ is spamming tranny porn.

Must be all the wickets they take up the ass from the pakis.

yo wtf

Im going to bed.
If flams dont lose I will post my dick

JAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

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>The absolute state of the guest ranch of Calgary

Canes / Teds ECF
Knights / Blues WCF

Both #1 seeds are eliminated by the WC

HOW?!

rittich has a big game for his fortnite clan tonight

this isnt because of bad tending. this is terrible defensive work. even something as simple as chipping the puck off the glass and into the neutral zone is too much to ask for the flimflams blueline currently.

nice

Calgary and Tampa were just frauds.

This 2bh.
They have no idea how to decide on and then cover defensive assignments. They just watch people walk through them.

>/hoc/ officially takes over cr*c
>tranny spam
checks out.

We've seen plenty of dicks already on /hoc/ tonight.

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gaudreau and kucherov were just padstatting babbies with no clutch.

>broons

do you think she ever finds out?

>Alberta
Shit teams
Shit fans
Shit province

>johnny manlet literally needs the ref to come save him
there really needs to be a standardized height in the nhl.

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Based and Redpilled

>A FUCKING HAT

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for me it's calling most things until the third period when I suddenly rethink my entire career and decide the game doesn't need referees at all

I'd give up half our home games every year to play them at Maple Leaf Gardens instead of the hanger. Feel like shit, just want my arena back.

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Fuck it I'm posting it anyways

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Reporting this thread for porn.
NSFW images are a rule violation, right?

I never see shit like this in my soccer or tennis threads. Get some class.

Ps- why not hire 500 lb fat fucks to be goalies? They would block the entire goal.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS OUR YEAR FLAMES BROS

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wish mine was that big

This. I love teams who are exposed as regular season babies where everything is called and they just thrive on the PP woth their twink rosters

17 minutes until the final period of Flames hockey begins.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2R6S5CJWlco

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I wish mine was smaller for a chastity cage fetish but microdick is too far. Can't even get a cage around those non-balls.

I heard gas was $1.97

Flams lack of intangibles is glaring

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Teams like that rely on PPs that get called all regular season but when it gets sparser in the ploffs they suffer
Kucherov is the biggest PP baby in the league and would've been btfo by mcdavid if it was even strength points

Don't mess with /cric/ again, cunts

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/cric/ is /hoc/s bitch

>Actually thinking McBust is elite

Shiggy diggy m8, will never be on the level of Lemieux or even Memesky

Imagine not being able to afford 1.97

>i rate mcmeme

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>He’s not on the level of the 1A and 1B greatest players in the history of the sport so he isn’t elite

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All the porn is from a pissed of bruins fan.
Sorry your team is shit.

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/cric/ is /hoc/s bitch

>SN calling grubauer a diver
CALGARY SEETHING

>All the porn is from a pissed of bruins fan
Do you have anything to back that up?

/cr*c/? more like /hoc/

Rate my desert /hoc/

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American flag, and an american fag.
They want to nuke the threads so they don't have to be in pain anymore.

gonna need sauce on that

I think he was diving to cover the opposite post, but it really does look like a dive

>want to go lay in bed
>gonna stay up to watch the end of this meaningless game just because in a month we'll have no hockey at all to watch

Looks gross, I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to be

>no pain anymore
Imagine

wtf is that shlop

So you're guessing.
Good to know.

/cric/ has been larping as burgers since they got banned after the shooting.

it's probably the Commiefornia cuck who was sperging about time zones all afternoon.

>sperging after typical midday /hoc/ banter.
nah

>leaf gets off his proxy and blames the americans

Goddamnit, can the Bruins just fuck off already so we can get back to Tedposting

Gonna avoid /hoc/ until my team plays in the next round. Seeya

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All I know is that it has cherries and nuts. My mom made it for a Good Friday family get together and I took some of it home with me. It looks gross, but it's good though.

spamming this on good friday

What does Marchand have to do with cric lad?

Just checked r/hockey and it looked very grim

>flame5

rantaBULL

>Islanders might be the only top-2 seed out of all eight fucking teams to make the second round

The playoffs are broken. Turn it off and start over pls

Back to your taco stand, Pablo

I have an idea

just ban ameriburgers from /hoc/

live look at the bing bings dabbing on the phlems

He's an overrated 1st overall, just compare him to Mackinnon who is basically running his one-line only team to the 2nd round.

McBust is overrated bro, if he was a "generational player" he would bring his team to the ploffs more often than missing them

Mikko literally killed the series

Ban leafs from Yea Forums[nel] entirely.

> Game 5
> 0 goals, -4 rating, confidence BTFO

The Manlet - Desolation of Johnny Hockey

boiling

why though?

We manifest destiny'd hockey from Leafland. Go make your own CFL-esque version if you wanna win championships

why couldn't the sharks roll over and die like the flim flams

laughing out loud and the flamers lads.

>nashville is the only division winner left
W-we got this

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b-because >we're doing it for jumbo

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based post right here.

I'll post a sharpie in pooper pic if Shorks win the bowl.

based

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>only division winner left

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how the fuck did so many teams pass over him?

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Can someone post the Wocak flag waver with the Leffs flag. Thanks.

>mfw i'm retarded

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Was gonna save this to hold it over your head later, but I know that I'll never get the chance to.

Islanders are elite though...

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Oh man if the teds beat the laffs after just beating the blots my sides will never ever recover

filthy stinky albertans.

sure when a Canada team wins the cup

Not for long.

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holy shit the phlegms are so easy to eliminate
what are they 0-3 in recent elimination games?

why can't canadians play hockey?

>teds win the cup this year
>lose all their FAs in july
>finish last in the league next year
would be kinda based imo

laffs could upset them. I really smell a leafs isles ECF

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spent all their demonic magic on summoning gretzky

If collage-user is here, I nominate this post for the collage:

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I'm not sure why you're so confident the stars will win

stars have a goalie and roope hintz is probably the second best finn in the western conference

Too busy fucking dogs

>collage
nah, not for this one. not even worthy

dad-joke-tier
You're alright, DC.

Shit's legal though.

1 seeds went 1-8 in the playoffs this year, wow really activates my almonds about >standings

>calgary

why are they such a disgrace lads?

Might make a tiny one for them in that case.
It'll be disappointing and forgettable, just like them.

But I like posting on /hoc/ with all my friends ;_;

5 GOALS IN A PLAYOFF ELIMINATION GAME AT HOME

YIKESIES

you wanna fight bitch

*cheapshots you

can you ask for your money back after an assblasting like this?

If the laffs and shorks end up losing, this might be the best 1st round in history

>5-1
>Flims

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I could explain but there’s so much ground to cover I’d be better off writing a Master’s thesis or novella

Tampa Bay singlehandedly made the President's Trophy literally worthless. It already didn't mean much, but they drove it off the cliff with them alongside their pride

this hand gesture is reserved for a shorks win

cease and desist

Imagine being a flim flams fan
oh no no no no

based meme enforcer

whats the most dimes final you could imagine for this season?

>people litteraly put there houses up to afford tickets just to see tonight's game only to witness this effort
Grim.

It’s not worthless, it’s another banner shit teams can hang in their buildings

>complete faggotry on /hoc/
well colour me surprised.

I enjoy pickeläs.

i haven't watched the game. how are the flams getting btfo so hard

Colorado vs Columbus

Shit defense. Johnny Manlet being a regular season padstatter

somebody answered you in the other thread

with a ajvar and stuff

>Vegas gets an easy path to the Final again
FUUUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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I need it. It would mean the world to me, I hope you all had a good Good Friday.

500 million gets you a lot

lol poodreau is trending on twatter

All manlets exposed as dangle babby regular season stat padders

watch vegas shit the bed to the sharks again

This but Sharks

reminder

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I used to remember when commentators had to pay their due's.... now they just step in and take jobs

>already 2 wrong
Yeah no one cares about your bracket bud.

thats not the right final nor bracket

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>flims aren't even man enough to chimp out during an obvious elimination loss
gutless.

yea those 4th line grinders and career backups really paid their dues

I remember when /hoc/ was full of great analysis

Can I get a bing bing wahoo?

Bing bing............WA........................HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kys please.

OOOOOOOOOOOWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAOWOWOWOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Sharks you have ONE JOB DON'T FUCK IT UP

BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sharkies vs Teds final

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>this is colorados first playoff series win since 2008 against the wild
>we could see the leafs and canes in round 2 also alongside columbus and isles

The fuck is this playoffs?

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woah

Bing bing

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Absolute chaos, embrace it lad

This angers and confuses the leaf.

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>flames have lost 6 straight series as the higher seed

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so what happens to ol' matty boy after exposing himself as absolutely worthless?

t. boiling vegass cucklet

i'll be it's doing better than yours BUD. post it or shut up.

>the absolute state of Canada

Imagine having smeth as 1G and expecting to go anywhere kek

That can't be right. No team and fanbase could suffer that much humiliation.

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>Calgary has completely given up

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>We hate Vegas now! Parity for all, equality rules!

Back to R*ddit with you, Vegas is /our/ West team, Isles are /our/ East team

wrong.

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>phlegms led by Ameican "super"star Johnny "Ham and Cheese" Gaudreau

pssst calgary. you need a goalie? You can have him once sorokin comes up to the NHL

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and matty tkafuck too
figures an american led team would get btfo by the canadian team

>Vegas is /our/ West team
complete newfag. fuck off.

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What's up with your reddit obsession?

1. Tampon Gay
>rekt
2. Ruins
>almost rekt

1. Flims
>rekt
2. Shorks
>almost rekt

Imagine being a regular season stats pad babby

>flim flams
kek this is pathetic, flames should send a gift basket to the Tampa front office for making sure they're not the biggest embarrassment of the playoffs

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rip flims

>lafftards already getting this cocky
the game 7 collapse is gonna be fucking epic

I hate reddit so much that I have to talk about reddit at all times. Things I don't like are reddit.

*province

It'd be funnier if they got tedswept

>tfw the top 3 seeds could all be dead on sunday

>cucknada
1 down 2 to go lads

wagie here
sick as a dog but the boss is insisting that i work
he's usually really nice but i don't wanna get the customers sick what do i tell him?

Also, go knights!

What were they chanting there?

>flim phlegms

Shitty

Redditor detected

yes sir, right away, sir.

my throat is inFLAMEd
and filled with >phlegm

Pens fan here

I would like to thank the Blots and Flams for softening the blow and taking attention away from us. See you on the fairway!

t. seethe

>the second best team in the league just got 5pa1n'd out of the ploffs

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i also am a big vegas fan

still trying to get my head around icing though

forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=174145

player.sportsnet960.ca/?skipap=1

Commence operation point and laugh

>6 goals in 4 games
>absolutely nothing from jake "generational talent" guentzel

yeah you still suck and will suck

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Imagine using a traditional forum in 2005+14

stay mad pusys

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The Chad Canadian MacKinnon vs the Virgin American Gaudreau

holy FUCK mackinnon has a faggy lisp

is mackinnon the first openly gay player in the league?

the chad canadian makar vs the virgin american hanifin

Someone should shoop the Flames logo on the clown meme

Go Long Beach Native Matt Nieto

>canadian team btfo
COPE

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Holy fuck as a caps fan I'm kind of wishing they had given the Isles the division so >we could play the broken down pens, division winners are cursed this year - good luck predbros

I hereby decree that /hoc/ changes its name to /honk/.

>leaf posters only have the >laffs now
time to seethe leafers.

Someone other than you, I take it?

>This. I love teams who are exposed as regular season babies where everything is called and they just thrive on the PP woth their twink rosters
Friendly reminder that the Leafs had the most 5-on-5 goals throughout the regular season. You can't rely on 3-on-3 and shootouts to get wins now. Babs has been playing 4d chess all season long.

the Cup race is wide open; any of the teams left could win it this year

When I talked shit about the preds going out in the first round I didn't think about what it actually felt like

the finnish BULL rantanen vs the virgin american tkafuck

AMERICANIZED

upvoted

Gentleman's sweep

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>Implying most of like the Laffs
Retard. The NHL isn't an international tournament

based

holy shit the phlegms got fucking swept

>yfw isles avalanche final

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Of course

APOLOGIZE

Teds v avs would be more memey

seethe more please.

>AvS WiLL gET SwEpt aNd ExIT ThE FiRSt RoUnD

AHAHAHA where are you faggots now.

Why would I seethe. >my team didn't even make the ploffs

reminder johnny """""hockey""""" missed 3 breakaways during a do or die elimination game.
1 breakaway
1 PS
1 more breakaway
also had a goal disallowed for cheating lmfao
the absolute state of calgary

t. boiling

>american "generational" talent

you gotta play vegas next. prepare your bunghole, and beat them please as well

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>losing 4 games in a row to a team that only won 38 games all year

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why do you type like that

>1 assist in the entire series

first time in nhl history both #1 seeds got eliminated in the first round

Why couldn't they score goals? Did they not have sex?

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>people consider Gaudreau and Guentzel generational American players
Yikes

HONK HONK HONK

>flamecels

>game starts at 2 PM
GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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stop using this garbage "have sex" shit.

incel

calgary could have used dougie hamilton

I don't think the canes are much worse than the pens this year, we're just doing our annual half-assing of the first round. I'm not too optimistic about getting past round 2 again though, especially without Oshie.

Also, fuck the predators.

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get laid

weebs get the FUCK out

t. triggered incel

engage in intercourse

Engage in copulation with a female

forget about the ?skipap=1 part, that was on mobile.

Thoughts?

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'no'

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Based

shouldnt have traded a hardworking canadian blueliner for a plug burger blueliner like hanifin

participate in sexual congress

I don't deserve female attention

t. Pierre Tabarnak

*much better

Based Avs social page.

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>the state of #1 sneeds

>CSKA and SKA Saint Petersburg both made it into KHL semi-finals 4 times in past 5 years
>Won 3 out of 5 championships between them

This kills the KHL

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Participate in the no pants dance

James Neal lol

gib sorokin

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>Russia is corrupt shithole

top sides

Reminder they made that homoerotic imagine dragons music video

It's "devil you know" and all that for me, I guess. Fuck the predators but dallas isn't much better.

we gusev now

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Based as fuck, hopefully the Blues get rid of Winnishit next game

Every team makes gay promo videos. It's meant to appeal to normies.

Some nigger is burning rubber outside my house lads

>imagine dragons
>open game 2 of the scf final in vegas
>knights lose 4 straight

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reminder that poodreau and monahan are known coke addicts

try not living in the projects

youtube.com/watch?v=bGqvOscmYKE

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aren't literally all nhl players?

>phlegms

hopefully >we should have a good series if carolina loses. I kinda want revenge after that game 7 heartbreak 4 years ago

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not bad actually

only the ones in california

>Isles eliminate Pongs
>Teds eliminate Blots
>Bing Bings eliminate Phlegms

Honestly torn on who to support these playoffs, they’re all so based

the oilers send their regards

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New winter hobby time.

That was beyond depressing. I can't set myself up for that again.

Bless the fans for cheering on Smith at the end.

I assume actual GenZ zoomers are the ones that push the boomer meme hardest. Are they latching onto perceived boomer shit/80s music as an attempt to counter-counterculture?

next year ((bro))

>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*referees whistle*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*Cowboy leaves*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*

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Truly a series between the Avs and the have-nots.

Are all the higher seeds losing this year? Will the Preds lose to the stars? Will the Jets lose to St Louis? Will Boston lose to fucking Toronto?

Safe to say that those Flames......

*puts on sunglasses*

Were finally doused

*dabs*

so in other words, pittsburgh?

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Unironically yes to all three.

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NAME PULJU CAPTAIN

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Imagine dragons are a literal curse on hockey.

>preds lose to stars
yes
>jets lose to blues
yes, but I really feel uneasy picking a home team to win a fucking game that series
>boston lose to fucking toronto
yes, and it could just happen this sunday

yep

*Cowboy larper

Be sure to give your energy to the Canes so that the Caps don't get a free ride to the cup.

>Goldfinger
>boomer music

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>caps get a free ride
>face isles next

nah

Almost forgot
>Do the Caps lose to the Canes?

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What the FUCK happened to the flames? Can anyone even stop the avs?

if i have to watch the bruins lose in toronto with the fucking national broadcast playing shots of the toronto square full of pakis and shit im going to throw myself out of a fucking window.
i cant believe they fucking lost tonight

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So we’ve learned that BING BING is stronger than HONK HONK

unironically yes because the canes are shutting down the caps offense past game 2

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I think Gary ordered a global round one upset. I have no idea why.

The entirety of Canada outside Southern Ontario feels this as well

wait for it
>bloos eliminate jests

cant believe gary refpucked the victory away from you guys

True. These top teams are/were all getting spanked around and losing pretty badly.

>johnny gaudreau
YIKES

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Did Bill Peters just describe Rantanen as “Thick”?

>THE CITY OF CALGARY

Somebody last game called him a really big kid or something.

>Calgary Chinese reporter asking what the difference between Canadian and US hockey is

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>avalanche advance on 4/20

hehehe

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Well, what's the answer?

Duuuuuude the weed number HA HA

>be Canada
>lose

Getting tiresome.

yo im blased

>”It’s North American”

Probably cups and self esteem

i, for one, enjoy it

What absolute horse shit
ftw.usatoday.com/2019/04/boston-bruins-goalie-interference-no-call

wasnt interference :^)

i turned off the game and started guzzling whiskey when it went 1-0. knew it was over. massive fucking choke job.

>flames fans complaining about interference
>like it even matters
:^)

>honk honk honk

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was rigged tbdesu
>literally all the meme teams winning so Laffs have an ez cup
clearly goalie interference but not overturned. its actually a joke how obvious it is at this point.

But Toronto won last night lad

congrats to johnny gaudreau on his 100 point season

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happy 420
youtube.com/watch?v=oFRbZJXjWIA

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it doesnt even matter, they were outplayed anyways. i'm convinced bergeron is playing through a bad injury because he hasn't been showing up at all.

happy weed day

>the Calgary Flaming Homosexuals
Lol

kek

Neither of these cities are in 4/20 yet, you retard.

>was rigged.
do people actually believe this?

Local time was still 4/19.

yes if your boston, despite their city getting rigged NFL championships endlessly lol

What a terrible team, honestly

Yeah yeah yeah, what a regular season. That means absolutely nothing. Fun 82 games, thanks for that.

But you're the kid that sprinted to the front of the pack, and didn't have anything left to even finish the race. Regular season success means nothing.

That was a joke.

The NHL should be ashamed of the officiating in every game, and the Flames should look at what's in the locker room very critically. Something very important is missing.

yes. theres too much money involved in prosports for it not be scripted.

>NFL championships
>caring about nigger crash
Shoo Shoo

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same city, different spot. they can go cry to hell because fuck boston

not really, i think it was a shitty call but i dont have confidence they would have won even if the goal was overturned.

That game 7 was the best game I've ever seen my team play, including last year's cup run. It was only close because Halak almost went into god-mode against us again and Holtby muffed an easy shot.

Imagine being this retarded.

>an american
>rooting for the leafs
you fucking disgust me. seriously, what is wrong with you.

Way to not give them the power, buddy

>not knowing that leafs nation has no borders
w e w

This is how the season ends.
Not with a honk, but a whimper.

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>nieto has a better chance of winning the cup before thornton

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I miss halak in a way. He was ass at times, yet he was probably the first of many steps to getting to this point as a team. I think had the isles not slipped that 3-1 lead in game 2, that series would've been different. Now, I feel confident in this isles team, since they've learned defense and gotten goaltending as well

I'd rather root for the team that took my star player and leads to an ECF with them, rather than boston, because bostonians are real scum

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I don’t think a lot of Americans understand the full shittiness of the Laffs and how they’re like the Dallas Cowboys except 100 times worse

Go drink some onions and shove a bag of milk up your ass you dirty faggot. I'm revoking your american citizenship. You're not welcome here anymore. You're expelled to paki city Toronto.

youtu.be/jlQctX72zME

Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.

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>I'd rather root for the team that took my star player and leads to an ECF with them
Oh, so you're a cuck?

>I'd rather root for the team that took my star player
This is pathetic

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alright, not bad.

>I'd rather root for the team that took my star player and leads to an ECF with them
This is the most gay and cucked thing I've ever seen on /hoc/ and Kippers used to post here

was going for the idea behind

just cringed so hard i hurt my neck

This picture brings mejoy

Johnny Hockey
More like Johnny Tee Time

It's really fucking unbelievable. If they don't know it's because they're bandwagon 'wee my team is in the playoffs' fans. I can't think of another explanation.

yeah i figured. i guess it's worth it for a historic meltdown.

2-12 our last 3 playoff rounds.

I'm in it twice. Nice!

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>I'm in the screencap twice
Nice

thanks for those free (you)'s

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Nice!

>make 4 posts sucking leaf cock
>actually i was just pretending to be a cuck

Lowest ever point as a Flames fan. The $180 I spent on my ticket tonight will be the last money spent on NHL hockey for a long time. Now I lump the Flames into the same category as the Stamps, only pay attention if they ever make it past the first round of the playoffs. #### what a disgrace

Reminder that all sports are rigged youtube.com/watch?v=aKWsEdIVosw

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those (you's) weren't free, you gave up any shred of dignity you ever had for them.

>The $180 I spent on my ticket
That's only $134 USD. That's not bad at all. >My sunbelt team is selling tickets for way more than that.

they're simpletons if they don't see the parallel between "America's Team" and "Canada's Team". you don't have to be some massive hockey fan to see how much TSN chokes down leaf dick on the regular

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> Both #1 seeds out already
> no 2004 rematch for you

Top kek

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what's wrong with the dallas cowfags?

I dont even care if another canada team wins. But I would rather light myself on fire than watch the leafs win.

> tfw LMAO FILM FLOMS

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>they only won 1 game combined

Imagine the superior DENVER BVLL pinning down a fertile, beautiful Ca*gary femoid and plunging his mighty phallus into her for three periods. Imagine as he's slipping away inside of her tight passing lanes, he spews his load in her FIVE TIMES after she has ONE cunt-wringing orgasm. The rape of Ca*gary is Canada's greatest shame, and her offspring will not survive the bitter Canadian winter to come

The superior DENVER BVLL returns home, hsi MIGHTY PHALLUS dragging across the western united states, until he is safely back in DENVER, prepared to cuck Las Ve*as

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Sharks sweep in 7

Where is Shannon's take?

NEED MY NUMBERS SHANNON!!

>yfw the Carolina Hurricanes have more playoff wins than the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Calgary Flames COMBINED

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How can you shork faster than shorks? AND to a worse team lol

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oh no NO NO

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shannon won't be back for multiple hours. went to a concert like an hour away from where he lives.

Night night /hoc/.

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youtube.com/watch?v=lWec3Vi8B1w&feature=youtu.be

Booooo!

The Flames have 1 playoff series win in the past 14 seasons.

The only teams with less (0) are Toronto and Florida.

Johnny Gaudreau's last nine playoff games, at even-strength:

9 GP, 0 goals, 1 assist, 1 point, minus-6.

g'night, bud

THIS IS NOT OK SHANNON

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Reminder that Shannon went to a concert tonight.

what would /hoc/ prefer

Leafs isles ECF or Leafs canes ECF?

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why do you pretend to be a shorks fan, lativa?

neither desu

Teds / Canes ECF

What do you mean "pretend"?

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i'm on to you.

What about 18 year old Sam Bennett who is only 18 years old.

That leaf team had so much heart too bad they had 1 and a half good defensemen

SHANNON IS AT A CONCERT
NUMBERS COMING SOON

Sorry I'm late lads
>flim flam flames

Leafs - Capitals
I don't know why you would even waste time pretending either the Islanders or Carolina are getting that far.

thinking about uploading a video with the numbers since shannon won't be around for a while lads

I'm pretty sure that there are actually two different Latvian /hoc/posters.
One is the Shorksposter, and the other is just a general shitposter.

>F1AME5

did shannon do some mdma at the concert?

one is a dull-ass fan i think

maybe. i think he just falseflags.

never been to a concert 'cept for random shitty ones at small events, feels bad

i honestly don't think he false flags, he just doesn't kiss the shorks' ass when they shork

no, if what the other user is saying is true than one latvian poster has FIVE (5) teams (not including dallas) and the other is the shorks poster

True shorks fan only posts "go sharkies"/"sharkies desu" constantly and shits thread with anime edits?

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youtu.be/zO0uFnb1jRU

i hate how many teams have used Kernkraft 400 as a goal song in just the last 20 years

Best playoffs ever?

only if the laffs get btfo

its like how every live sporting event in now required to play that song >i can make your hands clap at least once

fuck, i hate that song too

Sharks miracle comeback and Laffs losing another game 7. This will be the perfect first round

if the bruins, knights, blues, canes, and stars can finish their jobs

Is that Paul Maurice

yes

bad posts

The only concert I've ever been to was an EDEN show where some drunk cougar decided to start harassing me in the middle of it because I was just enjoying standing in the back and watching, not yelling or drinking anything or moving around much. Apparently this bothered her.
9/10 would go again.
youtube.com/watch?v=0pVABElms84

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Right now it seems that way because le epic underdog won a few series, but then we get to the later rounds and all the teams are shit. Enjoy your Carolina-Dallas finals.

*new york dallas final

Truly a man of taste.

>Enjoy your Carolina-Dallas finals.
god damn would I ever

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>tfw you didn't draft tkameme

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For me, it’s the Leveraxe

Makar outscored Gaudreau this series

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have sex

>Drafting a Finnish bust ended up being better than drafting Matthew "bust" Suspensions
Based Benning

HAH. HAHAHA. GOTTEM

Make it easy for us to eat, easy for us to sleep.
I think we deserve it I think we deserve it I think we deserve it
Someone, anyone, take us out back and put us down!

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Celebrating the series with some good weed. Ah man feels good. Fuck chinada

It is 420 after all

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Based. Colorado

Found the seething caps fan

So dont forget lads we have to vote god emperor trump back into office next year.
#TrumpTrain
We are proud Americans

He could just be a run-of-the-mill retard.

Let's be honest it doesn't really matter who wins between the laffs and bruins because either one will sweep the teds

incel

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for me, its listening to the doors at 3am

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that's fucking embarrassing

for me, it's waking up at 2am in a drunken haze and drinking more.

Thinking about pucks deep

happy weed day

For me, it's a constantly changing sleep cycle because I'm a NEET

If the Isles knock out the laffs and make Tavares cry, yes

Just like the Lightning were supposed to?

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NEW
NEW

would be in the conference finals, so yeah