*easter bundes edition*
>upcoming mätches
SATURDAY 20/04
/bundes/
15:30 Bayer Leverkusen - 1. FC Nürnberg
15:30 Bayern München - Werder Bremen
15:30 FC Augsburg - VfB Stuttgart
15:30 FSV Mainz 05 - Fortuna Düsseldorf
18:30 Borussia Mönchengladbach - RB Leipzig
20:30 FC Schalke 04 - TSG Hoffenheim
2nd /bundes/
13:00 Holstein Kiel - SC Paderborn
13:00 HSV - Erzgebirge Aue
13:00 MSV Duisburg - SV Sandhausen
13:00 SpVgg Greuther Fürth - 1. FC Union Berlin
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youtube.com
weltfussball.de
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era of the bull
anime
/2.bundes/
gudn morng leude
AUE AUE JZ GIBTS HAUE
>Neuer Rechtverteidiger fix?
>Berns Mbabu soll 7,5 Millionen kosten
>
>Kevin Mbabu (24) soll für rund 7,5 Mio Euro plus Nachzahlungen von Schweiz-Meister Young Boys Bern zum VfL wechseln. Die Verhandlungen zwischen den Klubs laufen. Der Nationalspieler soll einen Vertrag bis 2023 unterschreiben. Mit dem Abwehrmann war Wolfsburg seit längerem klar (BILD berichtete), die offizielle Bestätigung des Wechsels steht indes noch aus, In den letzten Tagen glühen deshalb zwischen VfL-Geschäftsführer Jörg Schmadtke (55) und YB Bern die Drähte.
Will Max "Alpha Alfalfa" Kruse decide the Meisterschaft today?
>don't go, Mbabu....
those 15:30 games are horrific tobi desu
reminder that if you like porn with dicks in it you're a goddamn cuck
I thought I was alone with that opinion. I've never cum while having a penis on my screen.
I usually just watch female solos or lesbian porn DESU
GoW is goat. solos together are superior.
>chat up qt3.14
>it's going well until she gets really passionate about some gender phrasing bullshit
>tell her that the entire debate is based on wrong assumptions as genus has nothing to do with sexus
>blank stare
>"...also ich finde es nicht schlimm die richtige endung zu benutzen"
>tell her that I have to go
another one bites the dust
hea is worth more than that desu
>solos together
I see you are a man of refined taste as well
guess your penus won't have anything to do with sexus either
Based
worth it, I don't want to catch stupidity
Is the betting user here? What are you betting on today?
Aue SW
bet the farm on it
Bremen
Stuttgart
Mainz
Gladbach
Schalke
sicheres ding
actual best better in all of bundes reporting in
Mainz - Fortuna X2
Leverkusen - Freiburg 1
Augsburg - Stuttgart 1X (Stuttgarts fate gets decided today btw)
Bayern - Bremen 1
Gladbach - Leipzig X2
Schalke - Hoffenheim X2
safe bet, easiest money of your life
I did it with Augsburg X and Leipzig 2, not as safe but more moneys
yes, I'm here, but I'm not betting at the moment after the recent losses.
>Bayern - Bremen 1
And that's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>27 points after 29 matches
>not even in danger of relegation at this point
>14 points
>still having a theoretical chance
What happened to >40 Punkte, um nicht abzusteigen?
Why are Hangover and Nürnmountain such jokes?
>Change tires
>break off 2 screws
fuck my life. hate being a Grobmotoriker
>Why are Hangover and Nürnmountain such jokes?
be poor = be shit
that's how football works in 2019
watch Notevenbundes for a exciting relegation battle
sounds like you're more of an idiot than a Grobmotoriker tbdesu
Rüde.
was 1 demlack amk
>honesty
>rude
leftie detected
>Braunschweig still in danger of going down to /notevenanumberliga/
is this sad or funny?
who /allemuselmänneraufhängen/ here
might as well call it /obscurity/ at that point
What a gay/creepy thread
wallah du kannst nicht mal deine wäsche aufhängen amk
>/spee/ outside of /bundes/
horrifying
lmoa based Ahmed
It's sad (funny)
AUF GEHT'S WISMUT!
fuck you
today we are all Erzgebirges, #jesuisaua
GOMM SCHO AUE
SCHIEBT MOAN BOA DOORE
>Sport 1 berichtet, dass die Bayern seit rund zwei Jahren an Nübel interessiert sind
Guess who'll leave >Schalke on 30.06.2020
>almost 20 minutes played
>0 goals
semen slurping sport
*BUMM BUMM*
>somebody somewhere at buyern has heard the name at some point in the past
>"we've been scouting him since he was 5"
just the usual
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gay as frick
>25
>0
semen
w00t
HOME OF THE SAND
DARUDE SANDHOME
based fucking Aue defending
>(veraltet Lappen)
Kek... their old name wasn't any better
Abwehrschlachten in der Endphase
ok im here now
watching the spuds and eating the weintrauben rn
Tag
BASED EISERN UNION
HAMBURGLARS SHAKING WITH FEAR
EISERN UNION! EISERN UNION!
washing the spuds and eating the weinräuber rn
Tor in Fürth. Mees köpft den Ball über die Linie.
This comment is absolutely based for some reason.
Hab etzala nen 5er auf HSV gesetzt. LETS GO IHR HAMBURGER
That hasn't been true for quite a few years already. I think HSV stayed up once with 27 Points.
Thanks!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WER IST WISMUT AUE
WIR
SIND
WISMUT
AUE
HAHAHAHA JAAAAAAAAAA
>watched 10 mins with sunglasses still on
heh
AUA AUA MEIN AUFSTIEG
based matchday
too bad i'll miss most of it
Eriksen keeps on choking
top tier chant
jz 1 bierschiss
weak team
kys hamburg
I really like Bierschiss because I know how much better I feel afterwards
t. kackemann
>the only German names are maximalpigmentiert
state of this city
Elke
two and a half german surnames, the most german of which is worn by a nigger
haha der kackemann wieder
können wir uns mal treffen?
email ist [email protected]
TIL Harnik was born in Hamburg
Öztunali is literally a descendant of Uwe Seeler
Has to count for something
laß den scheiß alter
I'm a descendant of Adam
nobody cares though #praisejesus
>Köstritzer ad
never, NEVER do anstoßen with the top part of these glasses
same with wheat beer glasses
What are you? Some sort of glass expert?
yes
Thinking about cancelling my dazn abo and going back to illegal streams. The commentary is so fucking shit. Marco hagemann and ralph gunesch are pure cringe.
yes, friend
swallow the red pill
>de bruyne
le_three_and_a_half_season_wonder_man.jpg
anstoßen is dummbatz tier anyway
lifting your glass is more than enough
not his fault pep keeps rushing him back every time after an injury
>t. Sören
more like Kevin de Krankenhaus
worst opinion ever
>Mounited can still finish 3rd
was ist pasirt
pep knew his time at the top was ticking
t. der Sohn
what's the next moneyball team poop will take over and not win a CL? PSG?
Juve
HSV
JENA
JENA
JENA
and also based Meppen
ja nee
ausgleich macht den benis weich
Sandro Wafner still hasn't scored a single goal in China.
honestly forgot about him, he might still be at Bayern for all I know
udderly based league
>poonion
this semen slurping league is not for me
If Union doesn't win today Urs Fischer is a confirmed cuck
Today is the birthday of Austrian-born German leader of the nsdap, Adolf Hitler. Say something nice about him!
Über seine Vergangenheit als Spieler: "Ich habe mir früher im Training Schienbeinschützer angezogen, weil ich wußte: Wenn der Franz 'Bulle' Roth sauer auf mich ist, dann fegt der mich auf die Aschenbahn. Das Training war für mich Überlebenskampf - und ich habe mich dabei wunderbar entwickelt."
>Say something nice about him!
I don't want to go on the list
wat ne weichwurst alder
good lad
Based NURbros
Poonion is soooooooo pathetic lmao
love /bundes/
hate /hitler/
ugh
Über seine Aufgaben im November 2004: "Früher habe ich 80 Prozent meiner Arbeitszeit mit den Spielern verbracht. Heute verwende ich 80 Prozent darauf, das Geld einzutreiben, um sie finanzieren zu können."
>dänemilf ist wieder mal rübergekommen um sich mit billigem Fusel einzudecken
ugh
Kringle
Btw the camera man said, turn your back of löw should go in this pic
>130 years old
what a boomer
Über seine Anfangszeit als Manager: "Ich habe mich um jeden Scheiß gekümmert, Abfahrtszeiten, Busunternehmen, Trikots, zur Not habe ich den Spielern die Stollen reingeschraubt."
Ohhh Union these draws and loses really hurt your chances for promotion but I still love you
Was he this injury prone at wolfsburg
>Paderborn get promoted
>they lose all their good players + Krösche
>mr bones wild rides continues
ugh
broke: Beckenbauer Stadion
woke. Uli Hoeneß Arena
will become relevant in a few decades
based Wismut
if only Union weren't retarded
PADERBUNDES
its my birthday aswell
He tried his best!
Leute morgen sind die Geschäfte zu deswegen heute einkaufen.
no, played every game withour rest
häppi börsdey
og oida
autists should be forced to get castrated y/n
HOPpy birthday
N
I
Leute übermorgen sind die Geschäfte zu deswegen heute einkaufen.
Lol
Ulreich - Kimmich , Süle , J. Boateng , Alaba - Javi Martinez , Thiago - Gnabry , T. Müller , Coman - Lewandowski
Pavlenka - Gebre Selassie , Veljkovic , Moisander , Augustinsson - Sahin - M. Eggestein , Klaassen - Möhwald - M. Kruse , Rashica
Hradecky - Weiser , Tah , S. Bender , Wendell - Baumgartlinger - Aranguiz , Brandt - Havertz , Volland , Bailey
Mathenia - Ro. Bauer , Mühl , Ewerton , Leibold - Erras - Löwen , Behrens - Matheus Pereira , Kerk - Ishak
Luthe - J. Schmid , Gouweleeuw , Danso , Stafylidis - Khedira , D. Baier - M. Richter , Gregoritsch , Max - Hahn
Zieler - Kabak , Baumgartl , Kempf - Pavard , Insua - Castro - Esswein , Zuber - M. Gomez , Gonzalez
F. Müller - Donati , A. Hack , Niakhaté , Aaron - Gbamin - Onisiwo , Latza - Boetius - Quaison , Mateta
Rensing - Ayhan , Hoffmann , M. Kaminski - M. Zimmermann , Suttner - Morales , Stöger - Raman , Kownacki - Lukebakio
>dscherom
>Boat Eng
gg Bremen
Remember that Bremen is the only unbeaten team in Europe
I love Kohfeldt.
>when the Rekordmeister gets relegated
JUSTSWISSTHINGS
wew
Lappenschlürfender spieltag
>third best team has 1.4PPG
sad
not Basel?
>10th place getting relegated
Wew, imagine if that happened in /bundes/
heh.. I understood that
his spirit will rise from the grave* and the world will know that he was right
*it already did
ZIEHT DEN BUYERN DIE LEDERHOSEN AUS, LEDERHOSEN AUS, LEDERHOSEN AUS
based City cucking Cuckpool
>buyern
>rüssel
m'Teta *tips*
>Schuttgart
Jonathan Schmid is actually Austrian and he made this goal possible
/ourgoal/
I have no interest in bundes anymore.
>*zwick* Au! suddenly 6th in notevenbundes
comfy
Stuttgart : HSV relegation play-off incoming
and that's a good thing! and here's why!
>Shitgart
...
wat anyme is this
>Bremen zeigt hier bislang mehr Biss.
Basiert
Bayern have a pretty tough end to the season lads.
The China game might gift Dortmund the league.
was ist basirt
this reminds me, pic related is the view from the olympic village in tokyo.
would do doping for this desu
KAAAHN i mean HAAAHN
>concrete jungle
>not utter shit
>that Lewanshitski pass
only Real Based can save us now!
>muh high-rise buildings
consider necking yourself
t. dorftrottels
>GNABRY
>remember that time /bundes/ though Leipzig was going to win the league
>remember that time /bundes/ thought Dortmund was going to win the league
it looks nice from a distance though, also the worst part about our concrete jungles is that actual jungle monkeys are living there.
Jz 7 Speck essen
>>remember that time /bundes/ though Leipzig was going to win the league
that was dumbers
>>remember that time /bundes/ thought Dortmund was going to win the league
all me
>>>remember that time /bundes/ though Leipzig was going to win the league
>that was dumbers
I STILL BELIEVE
>that was dumbers
#metoo
>Leverkusen - Freiburg 1
U wot m8
based N'Gubru Selassie
damn, that 1mg lorazepam combined with 150mg pregabalin and 100mg opipramol got the best of me, slept till 14:40
So there is no way now for Schalke to go below Stuttgart then, shit
>taking pills
biste ne tussi alder
Fartguard straight to 3. bundes?
schuttgart in schutt und asche
yes, and then finish dortmund so that bayern will still be Meister
a team as shitty as Buyern this year must never win the schale again.
instead the team that gets bumrammed at Munich on a yearly basis should win, yes
This. Didn't even knew it can be worse than sky commentators, but now I sometimes miss them.
I just want the option to switch of the commentary and only hear the stadium noise
>Dortmund plays
whole thread flips out
>bayern plays
everybody asleep
>Die Schwarz-Gelben sollen demnach aktuell bereit sein, knapp 25 Mio. Euro Ablöse für Hazard, dessen Vertrag bei Gladbach noch bis 2020 gültig ist, zu bezahlen – 15 Mio. Euro weniger als die „Fohlen“ sich erhoffen. Eine Einigung ist daher zurzeit nicht in Sicht.
>Gut möglich daher, dass Hazard noch ein Jahr in Mönchengladbach bleibt und seinen Kontrakt aussitzt. Dann würde der Offensivspieler im Sommer 2020 ablösefrei wechseln und auch ein entsprechendes Handgeld kassieren.
B-but muh Bayern, muh Lewandowski, we were supposed to be the good guys!
>flips out
Where is Osaka?
>0-0
>3 minutes added
>3-0
>1 minute added
laminat
on the bench
in Japan
Bailey got injured
€25m is a fair price for t. Hazard
uh what. The pricetag for a competent player is 40m.
>>Die Schwarz-Gelben sollen demnach aktuell bereit sein, knapp 25 Mio. Euro Ablöse für Hazard, dessen Vertrag bei Gladbach noch bis 2020 gültig ist, zu bezahlen – 15 Mio. Euro weniger als die „Fohlen“ sich erhoffen. Eine Einigung ist daher zurzeit nicht in Sicht.
>>Gut möglich daher, dass Hazard noch ein Jahr in Mönchengladbach bleibt und seinen Kontrakt aussitzt. Dann würde der Offensivspieler im Sommer 2020 ablösefrei wechseln und auch ein entsprechendes Handgeld kassieren.
>B-but muh Bayern, muh Lewandowski, we were supposed to be the good guys!
Says who?
Agree, that's why 25m is a fair price for him.
it would be if an english club was interested
alas they are put off by his second half of the season. myopic fucks
The market
The ((((market))))?
Walk in the park. They are so bad they couldn't even beat our u23 team in their home
goal.com
They shouldn't have loaned all these >Schalke coaches
Okay I am here
okay
>St0ttg4rt
is bauern slipping?
only if they hold the remis
You'd think For 28 million They definitely could've found someone better than him.
>Buttgart
MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER
>lukebakio
refball
Reduce them to 10
nice one DFB
no way
>Über den Umbruch in der Nationalmannschaft: >„Beim DFB in Frankfurt sollten sie einige Kerzen aufstellen, dass der FC Bayern für neue Erfolge genug Spieler parat hat. Beim tollen 3:2 im Länderspiel in den Niederlanden standen fünf Bayern-Spieler in der Startelf, darunter nur der ältere Manuel Neuer sowie vier Junge: Joshua Kimmich, Niklas Süle, Leon Goretzka und Serge Gnabry, alle Jahrgang 1995. Kein anderer Verein stellte mehr als einen Spieler.“
SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGG
>no var against bayern
color ne surprised
Dortmund will climb on the first place in the Wahre Tabelle
Alario actually did something!
Haven't seen more unambitious players than Lewandowski, Muller and Reus. One wastes his talents in a baby league, the other spends the whole career in an oligarch club and another that is too afraid and weak to challenge himself elsewhere.
>not a single one brough up by their youth program
kek keep seething Wursti
>12 vs 10
It was truely vorhersehbar.
thanks to leipzig, hoffenheim and bochum
Based Osnabruck
you'll climb on the first place in the gayness tabelle
Uli is absolutely deluded
Also als Bosz musst du solche Spiele natürlich gewinnen.
...
>6:0
Stuttgart doing great I see
ZWEISTELLIG ZWEISTELLIG ZWEISTELLIG
I think you should be relegated directly to Regionalliga if the Augies score 6 against you.
Did Schmidt unlock 0gsburg?
>Augsburg - Stuttgart
>6:0
Wat
Ye
>mullel
>the whore is actually dressed for a change
PROBABLY NAKED BELOW!
FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!
Wow, so great how the brave Buyern win against 10 men
SÜLÜLÜLÜLÜLÜLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE
SÜLE SÜLE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
What was the red card even for?
NoU
2 yellow for 2 very clear fouls
HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU HIKARU
bayernwinslol
Is the Augsburg - Stuttgart game kino?
>that useless pole
>Lemondowski
yes basef
Why is there a game on easter
Based Fulland
>Bayern Bremen 1:0
>Bayern Nürnberg 2:0
>Augsburg Stuttgart 6:0
3 goals per match user will be happy
No one takes eastern seriously. Most people believe in Islam now and in that Jesus never died. He's just chilling in heaven and waiting to slay some demons on judgement day.
Dang I just realized that all scores were perfect before Bayer scored the 2:0
>eastern
Weinzierl will be sacked after this, right?
Most likely.
Der schöne Bruno back to Stuttgart, the eternal circle of autism finally closed.
So this is the power of fag management
Yes, there needs to be a neustart after the neustart after the neustart
>Burger commentator saying, Dortmund needs keep winning to keep the preasure up, Bayern will probably drop points here and there, with the cup games midweek
yeah, no
sadly, >schalke already got Feuerwehrmann Huub so there's no hope for Stuttgart.
Which team can realistically save us from buyernwinslol?
Leipzig? Eintracht?
yeah it's not like Bayern would draw to say a team like Freiburg.
do you think /eotb/ is a fucking joke?
however, Leipzig will let Bayern win on MD33 because Dortmund are even more cancerous
>pretending to be shit only to sweep Kovac off his feet with a tactical masterclass in the cup fixture
seems pretty based to me
Eintracht will bend the knee but Werner might be too autistic for the "le future player goes on strike when playing against buyern" routine.
Bayern might only drop points on the last two match day against Leipzig and Frankfurt
Won't Eintracht have a stacked schedule around that time?
But they do need to win to keep the pressure up
Sad, but true.
>Werner might be too autistic for the "le future player goes on strike when playing against buyern" routine.
he was pretty trash in the 1st leg.
no way around it. tedesco wird übernehmen
Frankfurt got absolutely buttraped when they played Bayern in Frankfurt, i dont see them doing anything in München
Oh wait, I misunderstood that comment. No way Timo "aua aua meine Ohren" Werner scores against his future employer.
to be fair, Bayern was bailed out by a Ribéry masterclass on that day.
No, they got 7 days rest before the game and might make CL so I'm sure they got the motivation.
Problem is that Dortmund has a more difficult run of games so however you twist and turn it buyernwinslol.
>the last game against this team had this result so the next game will have a similar result
airheads get out
>Dortmund has a more difficult run of games
do they? Monchengladbach are their only "big" opponents left to play, and they've been pretty dreadful.
>Dortmund has a more difficult run of games
not by form
I think Freiburg and Bremen will be the most difficult ones
Wasn't Upamecano supposed to come back around this time? :(
Dortmund ARE notorious for struggling against buses.
probably out for the rest of the season
>yugösi makes an abhorrent post
Is this the official /Bundes/ theme?
>Thread Theme
youtube.com
She was pretty qt
Double up on the bubble up
Keymer is doing quite well Against Carlsen
homo
Not like doofmund would do the exact same thing...
thinking about buttholes atm
Bayern wont drop any points in the league, screencap this
Salzburg now will have a burger coach :DDDDDD
really? lol
Based, might actually watch this shitty league now.
>shifting the goalposts
see
Yes, Jesse Marsch, currently one of Rangnicks assistant coaches, before that headcoach of RB New York.
Yes, but unfortunately this means I have to stop being a lask lifelong and now become a Salzburg lifelong
Interesting, if he does well maybe the USNT will reach out to him.
Rip
aua aua meine ohren
ugh, that sound in the stadium is cancerous as hell
BENULDY
>werner
...
...
>imagine ever rating weinshit
>imagine ever not rating Schmidt
Now we'll have to suffer through the augsburg-is-the-next-big-thing-meme again.
who rated weinzierl lmao
>Mukiele conceding a dumb corner
>ynr buttfart user who said they are the way better team than bremen
E O T B
>
Konaté is a madman
>let's just put some pacy nig nogs in defence lol
how exactly is this fair
ngubu zukiele just beat werner to a race tho
>zukiele
wait, his name's Zakaria I think. I'm getting my ngubus mixed up.
who /bundes@20:30/ here
shades of Lucio desu
I just want him to do an absolute meme run and score a blooter every time
me
Based
Absolutely based
>He's only 19yo
imagine the monster he'll be in 2 years
Sabitzer needs the Friseur treatment uezs
very based
Konaté pocketing Plea
>Cunha
wtf
imagine not passing to werner there
>French flags
>obsessing over niggers
Naja weißte...
don't leave ngubupamecano and ngubrahima...
>german flags
>obsessing over race
>passing to Werner in any situation
thanks but no thanks
based Cunha
Fuck off cuck
nazis btfo
>Chili-Hanföl
Bruzzler going fir the retard demographic, yes yes
I'm sorry to say, but France in /bundes/ is always very basé.
DUDE, BRUZZLER LMAO
>100% duels won
BASED NGUBU
Atze Schröder is what peak german humour looks like. Just ebin.
Something for Unterschichtler to feel less like Unrerschichtler.
Keeps the people quiet as well.
yes 0 agree
Atze Schröder embodies toxic masculinity, that's why Sören hates him.
CAM ON YUSSI SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
>24°C next Thundersday
fuggg
HALSTENBERG
Based Halstenberg
BASED NAZIBERG
I think it goes without saying that none of us /bundes/ posters wants this plastic construct to win
First time I see Sabitzer have a good game
>Gladbeck in charge of not losing against the based bulls at home
He's always working hard.
His crosses are just way to imprecise most of the time.
His crossing and passing always look subpar to me, but he's been okay today.
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
der sky bundesliga zuhmer samstag
feck
still hyped for the away games at Hamberg and Bremen and maybe Berlin desu
i tipped 2:2 so....
i tipped 2:2 so...
>taking off neuhaus
high IQ move
>Gulaci
wtf is Mukiele doing.......
if schalke wins they are fine
WARUM SPIELT BURGSTALLER MAN
>werner
Ex on the Beach?
>Forsberg shaking his head at Ngubu's antics
based
james to real
ist der typ blind alder
>Poulshit
era of the bull
ez win
:^)
never in doubt desu
Why there is an game starts so late heute? 1:30 means is like 8:30 im diutsland
carfriday
how is that late? in spain they play games at 10pm in the summer.
>that hoffenheim kit
Spain isnt white
warum spielt burgstaller dieser kühlschrank
from what I'm seeing so far, Schalke look improved.
faden tot uezs
*pruuuuuuuuuuuuts*
ugh
>schalke
lmao
burgstaller dieser hurensohn sabotiert einfach nur
>That cuck who let the ball pass him by in the box
yikes
>Bayern schon 2 Jahre mit Nübel in Kontakt
Classic Buyern.
>Eberl
oh nononono
Honestly had forgotten
What a fool
Why are Norddeutsche so obsessed with Rauten?
>Schalke
>schalke
I will sleep well thinking of all the seething, asshammered Gladcucks with their silly banners
thank god stuttgart got demolished today
>those fattys
>Schalke
can thank God that Buttfart is even worse. Normalerweise such a team should get relegated.
unironically would
Honestly, who do people even rate Nübel, I don't see his talent at all
not even the best young keeper in the league
Kobel, however...
that's a dude on the right
cutie best bundes girl
still would
>thinking bayern won't win the Bundesliga
BULLED
Huub wird als Held gefeiert werden, wenn sie die Klasse halten, obwohl die nichts gewinnen. KEK
objektiv falsch
>barely beating Hannover
>luck out a draw against Nürnberg
>lose every other match
Tedesco was fired for this
based schalke user here, not sure if that should be a pen
it's not like you can unjust a team in 2 weeks
Hält der Nübel auch nochmal was oder wie??
...
Brechend: Weinzierl entlassen! U19-Trainer übernimmt.
>3 shots on target
>3 goals conceded
>the next Neuer la
naja da kann er keinen von halten
Martin_Schmidt_laughing.jpg
>einen Nübel durchziehen
jz 1 nussecke uezs
>Schalke
>Sch41ke
>schalke
4*
keine ahnung, die spielen einfach wie originale absteiger
Kobel ain't good
he makes mistakes but he showed signs of worldclass against dortmund.
Knew it
>stuttgart kriegt das torverhältnis zerbombt
>ajo können wir auch lol
was für ein haufen versager
France ia right once again. Kobel showed huge potential in some games.
*5
KOAN >NÜBEL
>Schalke
>Nübel
gut dass ich zuhause geblieben bin. scheiß hundesöhne
>t. Gregors brother
JUST
>plastic clubs fucking "Traditionsvereine" in the ass
yes
YES
With 22 goals in 6 games we are currently at an average of 3,67 goals per game for this matchday.
>French judgment
>Knallke
thank you based HUUB "BRANDBESCHLEUNIGER" STEVENS
based
They did look improved in the first 20 minutes. As in, they actually strung passes together and shit.
>that goal count autist
kök oge der war gut
That's basically all their games since Huub took over. First half looks like there are some improvements, then they concede some goals and just bumble around from then on.
>losing 5-1 at home
>schalke
What's his name again?
anime "marcos alonso" harit
Man, fuck Nürnberg and Stuttgart for being so damn incompetent. >Schalke's gonna be saved by other teams being even worse than them, even though they definately deserve to go down.
Someone give me a screengrab of the "exactly my fetish" jesus
based consolation goal
Schalke is run by idiots.
They lost like 100+ millions by letting 4 players go on a free. Now Nübel is probably gonna leave next year on a free as well.
They are going to be extra motivated for the derby and will demolish dortmund. Screencap it.
Hmm, >Schalke is playing Dortmund, Augsburg and Leverkusen before Stuttgart.
Stuttgart is playing Gladbach, Hertha and Wolfsburg before >Schalke.
They are 6 points apart.
Is it possible that they switch places or not realistic?
>you now realise Caiuby has zero goals for Grasshoppers
how is it their fault when players simply not extend their contracts? cant do anything about it. other teams start to approach players in private way sooner
>how is it their fault when players simply not extend their contracts?
sell them? look at rangnick, if werner doesn't extend he'll just offload him to the 1st buyer.
schalke user here. we will get relegated for sure.
>t. Horst Heldt
If you're not going to extend the contract then you sell the player and have a backup in place. Other teams manage to do it so why can't Schalke?
What is he thinking right now?
I'd personally prefer to let him rot on the bench for a year desu
>wake me up
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up
weltfussball.de
chat shit get banged
>gestern Todestag, heute das. Fick diese Scheiße
>gestern Todestag
>heute 130. Geburtstag
era of the Bullerei
Well, that would be relegation playoffs and not direct relegation.
Still hard to imagine. Stuttgart are just really shit and >Schalke should not be down there.
>and >Schalke should not be down there
what is your reasoning for that?
>Festnahmen durch unseren Ordnungsdienst
Isn't that Amtsanmaßung or smth?
Quality of the team.
good one
link says together with the police. My guess is Ordner identified the culprits, police took them in custody
quality of the team is measured by the results
>festnahmen
>for this
wew
Welcome im Polizeistaat.
>Bei denen, die so etwas schreiben, muss man fragen, ob die einen IQ von minus Null haben.
More like
Hausfriedensbruch? Can't think of anything else really.
clearly Art.1 GG
jz 1 jibbit amk
Bild are saying Hertha are now looking at Seoane too
Depends. Maybe Stuttgart has New Coach syndrome where a team overperforms heavily for a few games before dropping off.
>Leipzig have conceded the least amount of goals in 2019 in all the top European leagues.
era of the bull
Era of the Bull indeed
and they will get even better next season, Haidara > Kampl, Laimer and Demme, Wolf > Sabitzer
only slightly sceptical about Nagelsmann, but it should work out
We only need some good Werner and Augustin replacements now, assuming nobody else important leaves (pls sell Ilsanker)
>we
I'm Marcel Halstenberg btw
Noch 12 Stunden bis die Ossilanten wieder weggebombt werden
wEINZIERL IS DEAD
>its the king of the manlets himself
ICH WEISS DASS ICH KRASS BIN.
jz 19 halbe
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