Calgary Flames Elimination Thread (Game 5)
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Habs fan here giving the Flames my energy
Leafs nation reporting in
Flames in 7
Go Avs Go
>blood
How the fuck do these extreme CBT videos keep getting made if the guy dies every time?
that indian looking chick is qtaf
>it's another "we can't afford an usher to take the horns and beat them over the head with them"
When did hockey become a spic sport? Look out for the batteries on the ice next.
Johnny sleeps tonight.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking reported twice
white people things
You delete this shit right now
I'm all for having fun fetishes but even mild CBT can cause permanent damage. Not gonna risk testicular torsion just getting a few ball slaps.
why do people like irreversible dick destruction?
Come on flames....
So the dong is the Flames , the feet are the Avs, and the spurt is the futility of Flames chances?
Ooo...
Fritatta...
I want to fuck Cassie
It's not a real cock
Would rather let them be cut off than go through this, Jesus Christ
you fuckers going to discuss the game or just dump grotesque webms?
oh fuck I was watching Toronto and forgot there was another game tonight.
Miss anything important? (not goals, obv).
Habs fan here too. Wish I could give them energy rather than to another team, but what can you do...
is that a penis
>this is what you're getting because no one made a fucking thread
Sorry, lads. Spent too much time making this, forgot to actually try to post it on time.
How does Soderberg have a job as a player still? Hes like the player equivalent of a sloth
isles weeb here. go flames
yah
indians are either >8/10 or
Gaudreau is such an embellishing little twink lol
Hardly even a gamethread, innit?
damn, now we're stuck with my thread that some dude posted a penis getting crushed in, grim times
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it begins
good work, shame we won't have another chance to use it
BARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS >PHLEGMS
they cut it afterward when they were done playing with it
i feel really bad for Smith
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVALANCHE GOAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
jesus flames what the fuck happened? did that game 2 OT game actually kill you?
>SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF
>SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF, OHHH WHOAAAA OOOOOOO
BING!
Gay shit aside that probably does feel amazing.
kinda wanna try this. where do i get one?
>landeskog playing soccer
Based kick in goal nothing to see here
WAHOOOO!!
Flim flams are hopefully done.
OHONONONONONONONONONONO
>FLOMS
>FLAMS
what the fuck is wrong with you, fucking stop
OH JANNIE JANNIE
WHERE ARE YOU JANNIE JANNIE
Don't be lewd about Cassie
No kicking motion, good goal
can someone please do it for free already
Ref got rekt
The only time we need a jannie or a mod and theyre nowhere to be seen.
MacK to fast for Cal Gary to do anything about it.
Friendly reminder that it was 3-0
>ref gets BTFO
>crowd cheers
Fucking based town.
Reminder that Gaudreau rarely gets calls because he whines and makes the refs look bad all the time
PENATLY SHOT
ahahhahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT JOHNNY MANLET GOT BTFO WHAT A CHOKE
Johnny Gruslow
hmmph
get that weak ass shit out of here
>not tripped
>not even on a clear breakaway no matter what the dumb SN girl says
>still gets a penalty shot
Gary's doing all that he can.
>missing a penalty shot
>FLIM FLAMS
Why don't players just skate in as fast as they can and fire off a slap shot point blank during these penalty shots?
>recreate meme as a joke
>apartment is so disgusting you're actually the person you're trying to make fun of
What a lame penalty shot. Are the Flames smoldering?
i mean, at least the flams won one game
THE BEST OF TIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
ARE WHEN I'M ALOOOOOONE WITH YOOOOUUUUUU
The fact he got a shot away is the main reason it shouldn't have been a PS
This one's just sad
>implying you wouldn't drink it
>gary gave johnny hockey a penalty shot just so everyone can see him choke
because telegraphed shots with zero obstruction are super easy to stop when the starting point doesn't change; goalie can just sit in front of it.
slapshots work in game when there's obstruction and he can't see anything, or deflection.
I'd drink her piss.
OUR MEMORIES OF YESTERDAY WILL LAST A LIIIIIIIIIFETIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
styx rules
Anyone else miss the Spin O'Rama? Getting rid of it has made penalty shots less fun IMHO
>get a delayed penalty
>flims dump it in
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU GET A 6 ON 5
Avs fans in this thread, if the Avs win who do you want to face next round? I want Vegas just to shut down the 2nd year wonders.
>return of the REAL calgary defensive system
why now?
lmfao
Gaudreau is such shit lol
there's avs fans here?
If he Johnny hockey why he no score?
Fuck yeah x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shorks. Because there's a bigger chance for the shorks to beat themselves than it is for the vegas to collapse again
Starting to think that Johnny Manlet sucks now.
SCAAAAAAAR AVS
>2 free shots
>missed both
Gudreau is shit also
>flams
OHNONONONONONONONONONONON
>1st seed
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>Gaudreau
>American hockey
RANTANEEEEEEEEEN
>Can’t score on 3 breakaways
>Give up a goal
Lmao
Holy fuck can one man come up any smaller than that fag gaudreau!
Go avs!
USA USA USA
San Jose to dab on California.
Gaudreau actually looks like hes going to cry. Little faggot
Yeah I moved to Colorado the summer of '96 after they won their first cup. Been a fan since.
The slow motion approach is pretty popular I've seen Mats Zuccarello do it a bunch and more recently Ryan Johansen.
this bitch is a decent colour girl to be honest but it just sounds whack not being a man
JOHNNY CHOKE
LANCHIES WOKE
The virgin breakaway vs the Chad behind the net shot
Sharks would be an easier series but you're right, it would be sweeter to beat Vegas
>steps on it
laughing SO hard at the manlet right now
DID THIS DUDE JUST TRIP ON THE PUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHA
RANTANEEEEEEEEN
She's such a blatant flames fan that its embarrassing. It's fine on regional TV but show some dignity of the national broadcast
Mackinnon is a fucking beast, too bad this teams gonna get knocked out in the 2nd round.
I see theyre taking the shorks and craps method
>i-im losing better start throwing punches
how could this happen flames bros, this was supposed to be our year
reminder for you delusional avs fans
At least they're gonna make the second round
FIRST FOR FIRST
Maybe but this is so awesome I don't really care
Really looking forward to the inevitable Canes / Knights final.
Yeah gonna go ahead and call this one done. Flames have looked like utter shit all series and have 0 will or fight. What a goddamn waste.
Would Canada an hero?
2nd round is good.
Last year we got 1st round.
So if we keep going we will be in the finals in 2 years time.
really looking forward to Shorks vs Bing Bings in round 2
goalie angles are too good so you get a less reliable shot with less to shoot at. it's not like street hockey where the kid just sits on the line and exposes half the net and needs reflexes. quick shots going side to side are better.
mutt I dislike the flames more than your irrelevant team with one superstar player, one line and a bunch of shit. It's even sweeter the 1st in the conference flames got fucking demolished by a team my team had a winning record against in the regular season while in a fucking rebuild. They're shit.
Signs of life.
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
the comeback is on
Not so fast bings
Avs just lost the series
Based
Nice dubs
>102 shots in 2 games when your biggest strength was defense and goaltending was your biggest weakness
literally bizarro time
I don't blame ya.
>adopt the Bill Peters system
>still somehow manage to get out-shot every fucking time
The Flames are hopeless.
Holy shit that worked
yes
Fuck this team, don't even know why I expected any different.
Like a caught fish still flopping around at the bottom of a rowboat. It's not going to be enough.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Flames just aren't winning this one.
t. neutral party
Oh Jesus Christ it's one goal calm down
TJ "Henry" Brodie
Find a new team you gigantic pussy
>jinxing it
You're a real stupid nigger you know that?
5D chess. I want the flames to win
It's just banter mate.
How many times do you seething cucks have to be told the Avs' window has barely even opened?
Aren't you a cucks fan?
What kind of massive faggot roots for a division rival?
he's cheering for le reddit knights too
Don't reply to it
>another absolutely abhorrent Canadian post
weird
>manlets getting btfo in the playoffs
so juicy boys, gadreau has nothing on st louis
VERY grim
your country has fucked with your head zoomer
>rival
Ducks pretty much own the flams and they're always bros when they're down.
It's not so much cheering as picking one over the other. Also with my history of SEETHE causing are you really surpised?
>2-1 lead
>European captain
OH NO NO NO
>Ducks pretty much own the flams and they're always bros when they're down.
No tehy're not.
Ducks hate everyone and everyone hates the ducks.
Final scores of this game is 5-2 Flames do not @ me
>no I right
Fuck off retard
Rod > Bill
Imagine being this delusional
Must be the SoCal air
Retard
Takes one to know one.
>jannies asleep
>avs winning
Tonight has been a good night
You now remember that a European captain won the stanley cup last year
>No us
Good thing we're on 4channel
@ you
youtube.com
Is this the hottest meme in hockey right now?
Starting to think Bracketanon is actually kippers
I've never met an american that knows what a calgary is
Yeah, I'd fuck her.
burke is a fuckin retard
i can't believe hes the replacement for cherry
That's a pretty retarded take right there.
Just as cancerous, 2bh
If he's not he might as well be
I've posted plenty of proof I'm not. Kindly do not ever compare me to that chink tranny faggot.
You sound like the kind of poster who calls everything that he doesn't like "reddit."
hottest mom, ftfy
Then don't act like one, faggot
you sound like you should go back there
Why can't Johnny Manlet hit the net?
You're starting to sound more like it desu
t. reddit
bing bing
based retards
What's in the video? I'm afraid to open
You're worse
ya seethe?
And I'm still better than you
A dude's balls getting stomped on.
Tell a janny about it if you see one of them, will you?
t. newfag who doesn't remember the horror that was Kippers
Then why are you here
you sound like the kind of poster that gets called reddit a lot
I'd put every fucking clown itt into the boards
Based
Is there a reason Canucks honk more than their geese?
Boredom mostly and a dash of the tism. Why are you?
t. Can't skate
That tends to happen when you argue with retards.
dubs and i go get my 10th beer
I played junior A, AMA
rolling for beer.
calgary flames? hah, check this....
more like Calgary LAMES
*dabs*
rolling for beer
Do it anyway
rollin
B I N G
I
N
G
dubs and you shotgun the beer
>Phlegms
Youre getting your 10th beer
>LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES
OHNONONONONONONONONONONON
>LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
PFFFFT HAHAHAHHAHAHA
BING
BING
WAHOO
>flams elimination day
>floms
B I N G B I N G
A
H
O
O
There are people itt right now who can't do a pivot at full speed
WILSON
I TRIED TO WARN YOU GUYS ABOUT THE FLAMES BRO
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol manlet gets buried
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Even the scrubs are scoring kek
Secondary scoring!
i'm part of the goon squad m8 fuck skating like a ice queen faggot
bASED
Winrar. I'm gonna do one too just for fun
>all this just to lose the knights
Who was that defenseman who just absolutely went to fucking sleep on that last goal? Calgary #7?
Digits and everyone shotties a beer
tj brodie
Brodie
This barn is like a library right now kek
i'm only drinking organic free trade green tea tonight (with a lemon slice)
/tedcollective/ checking in, lads
>two of the four #1 seeds eliminated
>other two having trouble with their shitters
Why is this playoffs filled with so much bootyblasting?
I dont do beer.
But I am drinking some Whisky
lmao at virgin Lindholm crashing off the chad MacKinnon
Gay
NO GOAL
>Waved off
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That should be a goal though
Shut up Cassie
that was more because of the bad turnover by andersson rather than brodie not covering properly. even in fucking beer league you can cough the puck up in the slot like that.
MANLETS BTFO AGAIN
no goal
if digits it gets overturned away
digits goal
based retard Bennett
DIGITS NO GOAL
LARPERS BTFO
GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!
fucking retards lol. see you next year!
Johnny “””””hockey”””””
Hahahahaha
life long fan
>best team best crest vgk
hahahahhah the leafs goal had more contact than that
thats some refpuck
>gaudreau finally gets one in and its called a no goal
and you thought he was shook before, he'll be an empty shell the rest of the game
flammer was in the crease no goal
lames btfo
>knock goalie over
>think it should count
Have phlegms fans ever watched hockey before?
Holy fuck the cowtown saddledump looks old and decrepit
>MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
so they just make up the tendie interference calls as they go along
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cry more
>shouting avs you suck when theyre 3-1 up
fucking lmao.
He legit looks like hes going to cry. Never build your team around American "superstars"
did you see the goal in the leafs-bruins game?
what about the one in the isles-pens series?
no fucking consistency in the officiating
man why dont people chant "bullshit" anymore
where'd all the flames fans go?
was that the simpsons freemason song on the organs?
>make up established rules
Cry more Johnny """""""hockey""""""""
refs you silly twat
Theyve been extinguished.
TIME TO KYS COWBOY LARPERS
leafs were not in the crease for that goal, flames were
no i was just referring to the consistency like this user
Milking their cows
technically it's refs you suck
Really want a webm of Johnny shaking his head after that call.
>knock the goalie over
>REFPUC
At least pretend to not be dumb.
Goaltender interference needs to be a league review, not a ref one
But under the current rules, that's a fair call. Fuck the phlegms and fuck manlets
stuck in their raised trucks
Post >yfw the Bings advance
yeah that was pretty good
what is a brit doing here. what team do you like
They've gone on to bandwagon the
>Jest
for tomorrow since they know their team is done for sures.
Ride or Die!
LETS GO KNIGHTS
I would slash Fagdreaus hands all series desu just to watch him cry
more like johhny SUCKY
LMAO
how fucking new are you? that guy has been here for the bing bings all year.
Matthew Tkachuk? more like Matthew KASUCKS
Lol he had like 5 chances to score and they're mad at the refs
Avs
>LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
Columbus born/Colorado raised bro here.
This is the greatest JUST playoff of my entire life. Nothing will ever top this.
is this a real pic?
there's at least 2 UK posters
unironically started watching two days ago, i really only watch the stanley cup playoffs, they're so damn good
Based Howler I miss you :-(
Kek
I know right?
youtube.com
This was based.
>tfw I'm more of a fan than a leaf
hon hon hon
Yeah that wasn't blatant
>slash guy in face
>no call
Are phlegms relying on the refs this much?
Mackinnon is so fucking good
who knows maybe a brit will even make the NHL one year
Love watching Alberta suffer lads
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
>L4MES
Fuck yeah x4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to be fair to the rest of the leafs i'm actually a burger who goes to uni here
lmao why are the >lames so trash, this is pathetic
That's game
is it over?
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
>Tkfuck
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hot head retard
>slashes guy in face
>doesn’t buy a 5-on-3
>still gets dunked on
>#1 in the West
Its possible. There was that one brit that got drafted by the yotes in 2018. Dunno what happened to him though.
flames defence is worse than the leafs desu
>The absolute state of #1 seeds
Mike Smith magic looks like it may have finally run out
NO FLAMES NO
>Smith slashes a guy screening him
>that same guy tips it in maybe 15 seconds later
ha ha welp
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Loving
Every
Laugh
Canadian teams getting btfo of the playoffs, many such cases
SAD!
s e e t h i n g
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tkabust
tkasucks
tkacuck
tkafuck
tkantpuck
Yes but >we might as well go for 7-1
get rekt
Nothing will ever beat 3-0 though, oldfags know what I'm referring to.
I’ll do it for us, my friend.
I’m already here and I’ve had my chav scrubbed. They won’t even know.
Send fan mail please
Refs win desu lads
jest are more of a drunk indian gas-huffer team than a canadian team
>Mike Shit
good lead, but gary did tell me about the flames OT comeback
do you guys pronounce "yotes" as
>rhyming with "boats"
>yo-teez
mackinnon is a monster out there
he looks like ovi
1st one
yoates
Boats
Just like Kai-Yotes
first
just got here, what the fuck happened?
>inb4 “ehts hockey”
Flames so buttfrustrated throwing a fit and niggering up
Cassie Campbell’s voice irritates me. I don’t give a shit if they have female commentators but can they at least get some that don’t sound so shrill, nasally, and like they’re from Fargo
like boats, who would say it the 2nd way?
BOATS
ive heard folks pronounce "coyote" as "KYE-yoat" anyways
tkabust
tkasucks
tkacuck
tkafuck
tkantpuck
yo-tay
like how coyote is pronounced
key-yo-tay
>giving Calgary another power play
0-2 when
>Johnny Manlet blaming his helmet for him being so shit
like boats but i don't pronounce coyote like that
RAISE A LITTLE HELL RAISE A LITTLE HELL RAISE A LITTLE HELLL
How did Calgary make the playoffs?
>Johnny Diver decides it's time to be an angry little bitch again
Embarrassing 2bh
>3-1 series
>4-1 game
What is it that you need explaining?
what's that tune?
> mfw guaranteed first round exit for the flomes now
Feelsfunnyman
Yo-tayce
Like a hard and long S.
Are you talking about SJ/LA? That wasn't that long ago.
I pronounce it /yote/
It's a dialectal thing. Can be pronounced as either two or three syllables.
Nice
Tom Brady is the greatest of all time
saddledome DJ is based
Daren - Sandpaper
>been unironically singing this at work because of this series
based brown friend
Sure seems like it, but the newfags here seem to think 3-0 is referring to the Tampon Bay and the Pongs choking
It's why so many of the slashes on his hands go uncalled. Refs dont like faggot divers
>Bustnett thinking growing a Lanny mustache will make Phlegms fans forget about what a bust he is
Oh yeah? How many Stan Lee’s has he won?
imagine the fact that the top teams in the regular season have a combined playoff record of 1-8
I know. I can't stand her. If they had to diversity hire, why not Andi Petrillo or something?
Like “Boats”
she already works for tsn i think
Tom Brady is my goto false flag when I get mad
Avs vs Teds Stan Lee Cup Finals you heard it here first
yo im so fuckin blaaaazed i thought this was the third period lmoa
Anyone know if this is on ESPN/major network? How’s the commentary?
Want to watch and hear the ESPN/NBCSN bros shit all over Calgary on national television, but also love how much cum is being spilled here on Altitude.
She wasn't when Cassie was hired.
have sex
Would be the stuff of legends
>lowest scf viewership of all time
gary and nbc would be so pissed
Can someone explain to a playoff only tourist why the Blue Jackets are called Teds?
based
t. incel
i dont mind her at all. its weird not hearing a man, but she does a good job and her voice isn't annoying imo.
i think she was on hnic before too. i dont think as a commentator but like a studio person. could been some sort of contractual or other behind the scene type thing that caused her to switch networks.
Based and Coloradopilled
Honestly wouldn't surprise me at this point
>canada invents the sport of hockey 40 years ago
>canada forgets how to hockey
>canadian hockey
pottery
TED
FROM
AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*
>youtube.com
please do not be lewd about cassie
Patriots would bootyblast both these shit teams
Ron MacLean is fucking pissed
yea cause colorado is being led by a team of hardworking local denver born players
What is Calgargay's coach saying in the locker room rn?
dude
Makar
lmao
>putting panel in their place
fucking finally
have sex
He's crying in the toilet stall.
We once had a Colorado vs Florida final during Bettman's reign
I’m going to go to work tomorrow BLAZZZZED as fuck, get some Cheba Hut so EVERYONE knows I am HIGH ON 4/20 YEEEEEEEE
oh wait I’m unemployed and I need my mom to come with me to Starbuds :(
im watching the SN stream and they're currently debating if grubauer dived or not for that interference call
pure cope
dubs and i get my 11th beer
>hrudy literally encouraging diving
fucking disgusting
Rocky mountain high (high in Colorado)
who are the Teds
Cutting himself to Paramore desu
You offering?
...
Dumb leaf, keep up
CBJs
yugazi
Just take the Light Rail to 16th and stop at a dispo there mate.
why do 1 seeds suck so bad in hokkei
maybe
have sex
cause its been so long since they last played meaningful games
just had sex lads. reckon my opinions are worth more than yours now.
have sex
Nice one dude you're really roasting us
Hrudey and healy are both humongous faggots. They were both fun goalies to watch back in the day though. Must have OD'd on trudeau and soi
This new altitude girl is cute 2bh
don't have sex
>Le one pull-up man
>stoner culture
Third hand embarrassment on their behalf is off the charts
please talk about hockey or go back to /r9k/ with the other incels.
can le ebin 3rd period team flames come back lads?
Not bad 2bh.
Afraid not.
I may be retarded but I’m not dumb enough to ride the light rail as a small white dude in Denver on 4/20.
>mfw roasting my friends who are this character
Didn’t mean to offend :’(
incel alert
thinking this is a must win period for calgary
Fuck yeah x5!!!!!
flame what u doing
FLIMS
L
I
M
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This is just sad
where the actual fuck are you Calgary
How does this happen
RIP Flims
MIKKKKKKKKKO
WITH FINNS YOU WINN
MIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCAR
Rantannan is fuckin unreal
RANTANEEEEEEEEN
based n-no you poster
FLAMS
L
A
M
S
colorado shouldnt even be in the playoffs
my bracket is gonna be so fucked
With Finns, you win!
lol mercy rules time
I ride the lightrail from Golden to the Pepsi Center all the time, have had no problems with anyone. One time though 2 cops got on and the train had to stop over a crossing and they jumped out and arrested some high/drunk woman, fun times.
>fume5
I was making pasta and salmon when I heard Mr. Alritude scream
Should have just ordered the ebin artery clogger food baka never cooking again once is enough
the yotes would bootyblast both these teams
Sea of Red?
More like
Sea of losses.
Apparently the flames shouldn't be either
>phlegms chimping out already
F 1_ A M E 5
OH NO NO NO NO
silence
If they blew another go there not 30 seconds after x5, would that stadium legitimately just commit mass JUST?
>mercy rule when
they underachieved for a while in the middle of the season. probably wouldnt have snuck into the playoffs like they did if they didnt go on a terrible slump.
>fl5ms
>cross-checking a guy right into the fucking post
Unironically lucky that it's just 2 minutes.
Well...He can't be the best at everything
Jesus Christ Mac don't get fucking suspended
Brodie's a little faggot bitch, don't @ me
Both teams chimping out.
>macgoonin
>If they blew another go there not 30 seconds after x5
what the FUCK did he mean by this
frail flim flam
Flames are SHOOK
Fuck that faggot Hathaway. Mack doing a mans job
Mackinnon will sit for a game
based
>wet "the shitman" fart
that faggot was never the best at anything, which makes sense since he's from calGAYry
too bad the lames aren't the excellence of execution
Jesus Christ it's like watching a funeral procession
Honestly my bad - dictation and cooking.
>tl;dr if Calgary blew 2 goals in 30 seconds in an already horrible game, would everyone in the stadium just end themselves?
why does everyone say Smith is the best player this series when Grubauer has outplayed him pretty much every game?
*HONK HONK HONK*
Smitty? More like SHITTY
5M1TH
Anybody who says 5mith is the best player, isn't paying attention to who is winning, and how...
Because they're fucking dumb
No one is saying he's the best player, he's just the only reason the Avs haven't put up 40 goals in the series.
>woman commentator unironically says Mike Smith has stood on his head
>when your honking but nobody is responding
>Tfagchuk avoids hitting Landeskog and opts to hit smaller Compher
Such a pussy
its so depressing, this is quieter than a florida regular season game
quiet ass building
calgary playoffs is usually like this
when they got swept by the ducks i could hear duck chants in the stadium
he has you absolute fucking moron. not his fault his team is incompetent.
WATCH YA BACK! WATCH YA BACK!
Going to be a boring 13 mins til the Avs put them out of their misery.
>Flamers get the puck
>Crowd doesn't even cheer
Holy shit they are so broken, these poor people.
if you were in the crowd why wouldn't you just leave at this point
You now realize the last time the Avs won a playoff series that Sakic and Forsberg were on the roster
he has been pretty decent. the defense has played terribly again. some of these turnovers are fucking house level garbage.
t. neutral observer
Is Calgary even trying anymore?
I'll give them the 50 shot game but other than that hes let in two 5-spots this series and has had some shitty goals go in on him
>Colorado is so past caring or being worried that they're slowly gliding around in the slot and trying some Harlem Globetrotters shit now
>dj plays the drum effect to get the crowed to start a go flames go chant
>nobody chants
he's been their best player the entire series, his defence is giving him nothing
Why would you?
Name a more overrated goaltender than Mike Smith
Protip: You can’t
because your the "official" honker
Jones
like yea you can make the argument he should make those saves and bail out his team, but he should never be put into these situations in the first place. some of them are terrible defensive breakdowns that give the avs prime chances.
This, if it wasn't for Smith in the two games in Colorado the Avs would have scored a dozen goals or more in those two games.
because there's nothing to do in cucknada, especially not calgayry
have sex
>trade away dougie they said
If it weren't for the sound guy, you could hear a mouse fart in the Saddledome
Still can't believe it has been eleven fucking years of waiting for this.
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*referees whistle*
>HONKHONKHONK
>*silence*
In the first four games yeah, this game he has not.
New thread
vasy
Smith has been great this game and this series,
based user, enjoy it my man
I actually feel bad for the honk guy
thanks amigo
rinne
>10 min left
shant and kys
There's a certain goaltender that's just too good right now, but I can't remember his name. Help me out /hoc/.
No one actually rates him though. The fans were lukewarm at best this season and boo'd him on several occasions
Only Burke rates him because hes a blatant Flames fan
HONK HONK HONK?
>Islels
Islanders will lose all their games they play in Brooklyn from now on out lmao
it's like a kid that barely knows what's going on, honking on flames passes. people paid $100s of dollars for 2 hours of this shit.
I'm 160 lbs lanklet and I can do more pull ups than Sam Bennett
announcers been giving the eulogy all period
man this is boring
Here's your (you). See ya next season
Always look on the bright side of life