/heem/ - I Enjoy MMA and MMA Related Media Edition

I would rather imagine having missionary sex for the purpose of procreation (with Val, of course)

fuck off tranny, you'll never be a woman

This is why the Yang posts aren't deleted. Because he's tangentially related to MMA because he wants fighter unionization.

*ducks yang*

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>I vote for other people's interest which makes me a good person!

send them to the breeding farms

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i highly suggest every here to maintain a safe distance from me before i submit everyone

lmfao look at this broke boys argument. It is LITERALLY made out of straw he is so poor. Join the church of yang, my friend. We can all be mcgregor paid.

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This is powerful

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You can plot and scheme all you want but kalki will act with unprecedented ruthlessness. Contrarily to Adolf Hitler, He will spare not a single one of the enemies of the divine Cause: not a single one of its outspoken opponents but also not a single one of the lukewarm, of the opportunists, of the ideologically heretical, of the racially bastardised, of the unhealthy, of the hesitating, of the all-too-human; not a single one of those who, in body or in character or mind, bear the stamp of the fallen Ages.

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Yoel literally ducked Paulo and accused him of not being natty

based

based based based!

it's the other way around you pansy

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Alright I’m all about the Yang Train now

I would suck Val's giant clit while Anto pegs me

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>Brazilian mixed martial artist Joyce Vieira was posing for a swimsuit photoshoot on a Rio de Janeiro beach earlier this month when she noticed a nearby man staring at her with his penis out, masturbating. Vieira first tried using her words to get the creep to cut it out, but when diplomacy failed, she made use of her highly trained fists and feet.
>Vieira discussed the specifics of the incident in an interview with Brazilian paper Folha de São Paulo. When she first saw the man, who has since been identified as 27-year-old Josinei Ferreira, she didn’t register what he was doing. Upon closer inspection, she noticed that his swim trunks were pulled down.
>Vieira approached Ferreira and asked him to stop. It was then that she noticed he was “visibly erect, making noises and groaning.” Once again, Vieira told him to stop, to which she says he replied, “Why, you don’t like it? Come here.”
>That was when she snapped. “It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.” Vieira responded by kicking him. Ferreira punched her back. “But the punch made me even angrier. I wanted to kill him,” Vieira said.
>Vieira told Folha it didn’t take long for Ferreira to realize he was overmatched. “When the guy saw that it was going to get real, he started screaming.” When another beachgoer came to Vieira’s aid, Ferreira took off running.
>After the encounter, Vieira filed a police report. Through the photos of the incident, police were able to identify Ferreira and arrest him, charging him with sexual harassment. Ferreira has since been released from police custody, and has denied the allegations, saying Vieira was confused and that he was peeing, not masturbating, at the time. The criminal matter is still ongoing.
deadspin.com/amateur-mma-fighter-beats-up-man-jerking-off-in-front-o-1834169947

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*heems your heart*

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gotta pay the cost to be the boss

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Yang has certainly won me over, and I will continue shilling him.

Ching
Chong
Ding
Dong
Nig
Nogs
Hit
Bongs
Small
Dick
Yellow
Hue
Supported
By
Bums like
(You)
De-
rail
Every
Thread
Pls
Andy
Gib free
Bread
Can't
Afford
Israeli
Hormone
Vagina
Furballs
Litter
Your floor
Idolizing
Asians
Wew
Lad
Don't
Reply
I know
U mad

Based

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As I am not American I couldn't care less about what happens to your country. This is why I am judging Yang not on his policies but on his basedness. And Yang is pretty based, so yeah I'm Yang Gang

Yanged yang yangpilled

>p-pls sir dana needs to eat

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Guys, I have a personal question.

Do you still love her although she lost twice to Kanna?

Love her enough to be supporting her in her upcoming bout against Samantha Jean-Francois on April 21st?

Or is she forgotten?

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Joe Rogan's fave film?

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Not even the veil of irony can save you from the shame of slurping on some Asian's communist cock.

bong that rizin logo guy is actually Baki isn't it?

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she will win by body kick heem, she is a beast for sure and Samantha is a 4-5 bum. /ourgirl/ was training with Mighty Mouse recently, she is going to be coming out like a munster

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Based

Yeah she was training with DJ for One

I'm sure DJ learnt a lot from her.

>antiyangers have penis sucking on their mind
not a surprise

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mad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Forever my girl btw

How much is dana paying you for protection on /heem/

>I think you'd be surprised. I think he'd fuck you up
Did Joe really have to do this live on broadcast?

friends don't let friends get heemed

>*slurp*slurp*slurp*slurp*
Sorry, what? Maybe take the communist dick out of your mouth before trying to talk.

This is exactly what he wanted to happen. I bet he has masturbated to that memory 20 times since.

Just can't get dick off your mind can you? Thats a beast of an addiction.

She's still a fun watch. Maybe throw Garcia at her, let her deal with the other grapplers if she wants to work her way up to Hamasaki

He didn't want to, he tried telling him beforehand, but Schaub told him to do it live. Rogan said 'are you sure?' and he reaffirmed his wishes. Fair enough. It was good advice, Schaub was a pretty shitty fighter.

That was nigger tier.

You realize Dana put him up to it, right?

Conspiracy theory: Schaub did something that really pissed the Fertittas off and they told Rogan to execute him on-air

This gets praised yet war machine does the same thing and he's thrown in prison for it.

he makes me proud to be a mma fan

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>The man was simply enjoying his own body, your honor, she had no right to approach this man much less assault him!

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name one person who has more claim to the GOAT title than Conor and is also natty like he is.
Conor is unironically the natty goat

hehe

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Alistair Overeem vs. Alexey Oleinik
Islam Makhachev vs. Arman Tsarukyan
Sergei Pavlovich vs. Marcelo Golm
Roxanne Modafferi vs. Antonina Shevchenko
Krzysztof Jotko vs. Alen Amedovski

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unironically this
it's not like he even molested her or anything. He should've gotten arrested for indecent exposure at most.
If I saw some ugly fat lady jerking off over me I'd be like hell yeah right on bro because that's based as fuck

how far you've fallen, brésil..

dude should to do the same with rest of brazilian wmma and became a legend

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>A woman can whip her tits out in public to let her kid suck on them but a man can't expose himself in public as well, your honor?

What martial arts do you practise, /heem/?

The Reem
Islam
Pavlovich
Shevchenko
Jotko

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Reem
Makhachev
Pavlovic
Antonina
Jotko

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comfy fu

Ubereem
Islam
Pavlovich
Shevchenko
Jotko

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His wife doesn't even comfort him and instead moves over to talk to some other thot. Probably telling her how much respect she is losing for him by the second.

Damn straight, globohomo is railroading these hue perverts just so they can have some "WOMAN STRONK" articles, I bet that one bitch didn't even get robbed, just beat up a crack head for clicks

He's a hero to inactive people like myself

the most embarrassing part is his wife walking around in a fucking tarp

Super excited for this card.
The guy Islam is fighting Arman Tsarukyan is a fucking legit prospect with killer wrestling and stand up fighting out of Tiger Muay thai...not sure whats with the matchmaking pairing him with a top 15 in Islam, but should be a legit fight.

Also the Opener on the under card is Tiger's kickboxing coach, he's had heaps of muay thai fights with very legit standup, and an undefeated mma record.
Not to sure what his wrestling defence is like however.

Should be a banger of a card with all these prospects trying to make a name

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I'm not even an Aldo fan but this just cuts me up, I could never be any kind of mma fighter because I'd feel bad for the guy I'd just heem'd.

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I miss the late '00s.

>having emotions

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remember when he beat stephens though
his smile: restored

War Machine is innocent of any wrongdoing. I firmly believe this

I may not be able to heem everyone here but I could heem (you)

>Being Irish

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it's ok tho Rei Aldo is unflushed and STILL the GOAT FW

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Alexei
Islam
Sergei
Antonia
Jotko

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Back when eyepokes were legal.

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Based
It's always Brazilian wmma fighters who beat up someone.
It's peak neo-Joe. One of the few things he did that made me respect him

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fellas i wanna impregnate poliyana viana

Brazil has 209.9 million people.

The UFC should do a tournament where fighters on death row fight to the death and the last guy alive gets a contract

we have the most powerful women in the world

Coleman was such a beast. Got any more old stuff?

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she's mine

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dude you're confirmed autistic and low iq, don't ever post again.

I believe it. Nunes is a double champ and I am betting on Andrade in her fight

Only people who come from a country that has a Champ Champ can reply to this post

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War Machine was framed by the deepstate.

Irish trash nigger.

lol what is he 4'10"?

You don't even have a regular champ.

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Yang absolutely sucks

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Bisping won the story of the fight against GSP

AND NEEEEEWWWW WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLLDDD

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when will dana stop ducking him?

>I am betting on Andrade in her fight

your money is safe Russianbro.

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I disagree, my man.

Daily reminder that Jose Aldo is a honorary American

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>the main event is two dudes with like 80 fights
Ow oooh my brain

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what are some fighters that have entered the zone?

He needs to get buffer to introduce him as "Famous" Jose Aldo.

>Only gets LHW when Jonny Bonny is b&
Nice """"champ""""

ferguson and lawler stand out

DC is the GOAT
Jon is the natty GOAT

Do you disagree or do you agree but also disagree?

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Compared to Connor who never defended a title? DC is more of a champ than Connor ever was

Anime is mma

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Cain was a meme and Schaub might have actually beat him.

>b-but the Browne fights

Don't throw MMAth at me, senpai. Shab's weakness was one punch power, which Cain didn't have.

It was, unironically, a favorable matchup for Brendan.

Conor's resume is 10x better than Hot Balls Jr's

hopefully Antonina will rearrange her face

How do I get a schevchanko gf?

>le level up xp bing bing wahoo nigger

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Prime Schaub is a nightmare matchup for DC

>taller
>longer
>faster
>more agile and athletic
>crisper boxer
>world class ground game
>one shot power

You guys ever walk into a room, pop a squat, spread your arms out wide scream GAAAAAADOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHH cross your arms, stand up, walk out?

be her older grizzled trainer.

you forgot
>higher fight IQ

Mma is good
Heem

Is that a double Pat Barry situation or what

i could heem all you stupid faggots

Trust me, it's possible.

Jannies have pedo fantasies AND they're political hacks for a Chicom? Color me surprised.

Lol there’s a UFC tomorrow? Lmao

tfw wonderboy actually got melted by a featherweight

Reminder that Dan Henderson is the real double champ

It’s over Dana. You’re getting #YangBanged

based

say goodbye to your champ ciggie butt brain

>implying you could heem someone

Haha lol

Did you guys know former UFC Fighter Leslie Smith opens up for Yangs rally’s sometimes. She also got signed to bellator recently.

O fer ser all the time b gotta let the room know who's in charge

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pssh lol

Oleinik
Tsarukyan
Golm
Shevchenko
Jotko

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You're probably wondering why I brought you here, Dana.

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Next heem thread we're not gonna bring up schaub once, ok guys?

she gave Pettis the necessary power to flush Wonderboy

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sure thing bee

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tfw Colby is only wh*toid capable of being champ

new fag detected. Schaub posts on heem ya fuckin loser piece of shit!

Is it
Mendes, Aldo, Alvarez are his biggest wins

DC has Stipe, Rumble 2x, Gus

I'm not coming back until this Chinaman shit dies off. Smell ya later.

based yang flushing twitchy

You see the truth is you have a choice. Everybody has a choice. Now you can get paid, or we can all get paid and that includes the fighters, Dana. I have faith that you're a man of honor.

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YangGangBangBus

Imagine not supporting someone offering you $1000 a month

It’s over, Dana, I have the moral high ground

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Thawlts?

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tfw Werdum will never be appreciated for his GOAT memekilling of killing the fedormeme, cainmeme

it pisses me off how his victory over cain gets discredited with muh sea level, this shit literally doesn't happen in other sports, fuck Cain dickriders

Andrew Yang

Roy nelson could have been quite good at LHW or maybe even MW, anyway who is that can he knocked out? i don't remember this guy

So you’re saying we need to get our schaubs our now? Cause I’m not gonna lie I fell like imma bust any second if I don’t post some fresh kicks

but where are they today

FUCK YOU YANG THAT MONEY BELONGS TO ME AND ONLY ME GOD DAMNIT. JUST BUY THE FUCKING PPV

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Didn’t he get flushed by King Colby and usadad?

What if my buddies won’t invite me over to kick in for the ppvs when they can afford it with their new yangbucks?

Volkov might be the worst fighter he's ever lost to, his record over the years is pretty amazing

Dana, this is unnecessary. Let's keep a better head and pay these fighters what they're worth. There are many fights to make.

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Are you Luke? Why are you creating these imaginary enemies in your head you retard?

>be me
>20 y M
>115 lean muscle
> 5'8
> just started training, very fast learner

What's the percentage chance I become a UFC heemer and make some yang bucks?

thats RDA

He probably made more money fighting at heavyweight though. Heavyweights tend to get paid the most in the ufc.

lean muscle

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>20 yo
>5'10
>130
train all you want you faggot but I'm just going to cutbabby down and heem you

>5'8
>115
It's tough b you're gonna need to start drinking some milk because there isn't even a division for you in the ufc unless you're a chick

Oleinik
Makhachev
Golm
Shtyrkov
Shevchenko
Amedovski

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I really hate faggots who save my images AND use the same filename

she was never my friend

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Reem
Tsarukyan
Pavlovich
Modafferi
Jotko

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The Reem
Arman
Pavlovich
Modafferi
Amedovski

Don't even work out, have lean nigger muscle

I can probably get to 130 in a year with a steady gainz program

Fuck you,Yang. You can't judge me until you've walked a mile in my $10,000 custom Tom Ford loafers. How is a man like me expected to live on a measly $500 million. I have kids to throw birthday parties for.

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twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/1119317870486355968

muh dick

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Overeem
Makhachev
Pavlovich
Shevchenko
Amedovski

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>tfw lactose intolerant
>tfw cant use trt bc picograms now visible

this made me sad

For me it's Michael Pissbong

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based Yamasaki in the comments

Just eat a ton if you're actually 115 you're really underweight. Just eat without regard for getting fat and workout and you'll be a reasonable size. Counting calories helps because you're probably eating less than you think.

I wonder if Amanda would let me impregnate Nina or vice versa and then raise my son

I have a small appetite

is mass gainer a viable option or will i just get stomach cancer

Eat a lot of grains my guy. Become a corn, wheat, and peach fed m-m-munster

Unironically though eat a fucking PB&J on whole wheat, bro. Get yourself up somewhat healthily to a 135 or something. You’ll still be a pencil but slender rather than bones

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGQpYsYERU4

Live fights

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>unironically loses to Whittaker but still beats Romero

Wtf why is there a crab on my balcony

This. Pooel's boxing is too slow to catch Izzy.

mass gainers are shit and will just give you diarrhea you're better off making your own shakes

t. used to be 120lb

Ooof

BIG CRINGE my guy!!

b a s e d

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hell yea brother

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finally a truly based post

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for sure a passive counter striker is a good match up for a lanky, high output point fighter who's also faster

>gets tagged numerous times and rocked by Manletstelum
>implying one blow from Natty Yoel wouldn't send Shittisanya into the stratosphere

so you're saying kelvin won the story of the fight

must be 1/2 Cuban

The gf fights tomorrow. Hope she beats that autistic piece of shit Roxy to within an inch of her life. All Bloody Elbow contributors deserve brain damage... no exceptions.

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>yoel
>slow by any measure
what the fuck
he's faster than a lot of welterweights

this is the phenotype right here

Manletstelum has better hands and a much higher volume my man, if Yoel even thought about throwing that many punches he'd get gassed

t. Rogan

Valentina SEETHING that her sis is a more entertaining fighter and better looking.

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what are some good high calorie shake recipes?

The female form is very alluring.

holy fuck this guy is natty

1/2 sugar 1/2 water

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Is there a card tomorrow?

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no

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peanut butter + oats + milk + whey

do they sell unwashed fighter outfits?

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do you the webm of her tit popping out?

Why would you lie to me?

>Dan Hardy

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imagine the smell

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get spinal surgery in puerto rico bros

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>this is your brain on cte

The surgery went fine. It was a reaction to the anesthesia.

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Did she cummed?

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Magana would've done really well in some alternate timeline where the UFC added women's fights in the Tapout era

my man really stopped a fight for a titty

Hey, pussy, are you still there?

it really is retarded, just have them all wear a shirt like Waterson if it's such an issue

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All hail the last white UFC champion

>Inb4 Dustin gets smothered by Khabeast

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Jones is whiter than Cormier low key

change my mind

twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1097456697109630976

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Pls no

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>Jones is whiter than Cormier low key

Jon is literally a criminal

I'm unironically about to shit myself FYI

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Khabib is whiter than Muttstin

Nunes in dungarees and a tight white tanktop makes my dick ding-dong-diddly diamonds.

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Tyrone looks yuge here

The fuck has Woodley got on

Looks like a hoodie pocket sewn onto a sweatshirt

>t.Yoel

based

Tyron looks at least 220lbs here.

I'm proud to idolize Conor Mcgregor. Happy birthday champ

... what's the picture of Miesha from?

Looks like he just hit the pipe and tucked into a massive Thanksgiving dinner

Nina would make a good wife unironically

This whole picture is confusing but JDS has on some sort of sear sucker /tracksuit mix thing on. Is this nigga from the future?

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Olenik
Makhachev
Golm
Shev
Jokto

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tyron rocking that USADA'd look

Bully. What a fucking Rousey.

Which is the undisputed most stacked division in the UFC?

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Remember when you mongoloids thought that max would beat conor in a rematch?

>pettis ranked in both divisions

based?

Lightweight tf

He would, and dustin would too

>KO wonderboy
>ranked below him

ww

like those rednecks that get away with shittalking the cops no fucks given amd getting off scots free?

seems white to me

mmmmmmm

Remember when Dustin half gassed and shelled up against the fence in the third? Conor is fully gassed there and gets KO'd by CTE Express

Woodley looks fat here. Is he trying to go DJ Khaled mode?

how do I heem porn addiction? I've probably jerked it twice every day for the past 6 months. I'll never achieve natty goat status this way.

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Yikes...

Conor went 5 rounds with Nate who fights at a high pace.

Remember when Dustin rocked Max seconds into the first round and repeatedly staggered him with every punch he hit him with?
Conor has Max a out cold and a broken man in the first

Max would already be asleep then if he let Conor go off on him like Dustbin did

Poirier with hair embarrasses Conor

Holloway vs Goob is the fight

Nates a bum who is completely neutralized by a leg kick. He throws a bunch of shit his pace isn’t high

Dustin hits harder than Conor. Conor gets KOs with timing and accuracy, Dustin gets KOs by turning his whole body into hooks against the cage
Conor is also a cardiolet and heartlet, he would get embarrassed by Max even at 55

Some of you need to post your fight credentials before you make another post.

Nate isn't half the fighter Max is. Nate has all of the "defend punches with your face" of Max without any of the footwork or timing

Black belt with these hands

where did these low iq connorfags come from? weren't that many a few weeks ago

Nate unironically beats Max though

>S-SAVE ME RUSH

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I spar with my girlfriend

gooby said a thing on twitter

Why is he such a peclet?

Conor wins the story of the fight against Max and Dustin, loses the battle to Max but not Dustin, loses the decision to Max and Dustin, wins the fight against both, wins the war against Max, loses the war against Dustin

Prove me wrong

Reem
Makhachev
Golm
Shevchenko
Jotko

>beats the two greatest featherweights of all time with ease
>dispatch of paper champ canvarez
>doesn't take shit from Dana, fights only when he calls the shots
Why do people hate Conor again? Because he brought in casual fans? Or just because you're all contrarians that hate everything

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#I'mWithHim
twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1118435330636566528
The Nigerian hype train meme has to be fucking stopped, they're making up lies now

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if he puts on any muscle at all he wont make 145

Yeah I feel the pendulum has swung too far the other way and he's being underrated now. He'd still be the favourite at 155 against anyone not named Khabib.

Sodiq Yussuf heems all these cans youre talking about

*kneels and dabs to Pray for Me*

Imagine being a pro fighter and having to read tweets from MMA fans everyday.

Conor has only ever heemed featherweights besides canvarez

>lost to diaz
>unimpressive win against diaz, didn't see any of the trademark mcgregor heeming power
>lost to khabib

Conor has yet to prove he can run through lightweight the way he did with the manlets at featherweight

Khabib beats Dustin
Conor beats Tony

Khabib beats Conor again

This is the worst timeline, but it's the timeline we deserve, and the timeline we'll get.

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>didn't see power
>knocked diaz down 3 times in the first 2 rounds
Show me one other fighter who's done that to Nate

>unimpressive win against diaz, didn't see any of the trademark mcgregor heeming power

That's harsh, it was at 170, he did drop him a few times and Nate has a great chin.

I would rather Gooby beat Khabib than Tony
If Tony won the belt he would just get injured and flushed and would give Khabib a rematch and just gives the damn thing back to him
El Goobo takes the belt, holds it hostage for over a year, comes back and heems some bum for extra pocket change, never gives Fatbib the rematch ever, Khabib is forced to move up for muh leggisee, gets wrestlemogged by Askren, flushed by Colby or Usman, and heemed by Jorge

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>Conor beats Tony
X

he is literally more scared of Tony than he was of Khabib, he'll break mentally even quicker than he did with kebab

U right it's been a while since I saw that fight

Tony gets cracked literally every fight. Conor would stay calm when he rocked him, let him up, and KO him on the feet

>fight starts
>Conor cracks Tony, rocks him
>Doesn't engage Tony's jiu jitsu, does the same thing he did with Nate and Eddie, waits and lets Tony up
>cracks Tony again
>repeat this process until Tony is sleeping

>gets knocked down in the first round
>gets up and walks him down
>gets knocked down in the second
>gets up and cuts him up with elbows
>gets knocked down in the third
>conor gets desperate cause he's fading and finally tries to finish tferg
>gets submitted

Stylistically, the closest guy to Conor that Tony has ever fought, was Michael Johnson. Just sayin.

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>wins over poirer, ferguson and barboza

title shot for mj when?

Why would a UFC legend need a machete to threaten someone?

Fuck mark cunt and nate, MJ is the greatest .500 fighter of all time

they were trying to give him one, but he lost to Khabib then Gaethje

>beats Barboza
>beats Tibau
>beats Lauzon
>beats Tony
>heems Dustin
>loses to absolute fucking bums
Johnson is a reverse gatekeeper

Guessing his confidence levels aren't too high at the moment.

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My Double Champ has defended both belts and still is a Champ

How about yours?

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Does yang use illegal streams to avoid supporting dana? Or buy ppvs to support fighters?

Khabib reacts as if he got rocked by the punch.

Why are MMA threads called /heem/?

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Wake up Tony. I knocked the autism out of you. You're welcome.

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We appreciate heems more than anything else in MMA.

Thoughts on McKenzie Dern’s post pregnancy body?

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Derrick Cormier is at least a top 3 fighter of all time.

>still thinking Goobs lost
hahaha you fools

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Al beats Conor
Al beats Tony
Al beats Dustin
Al wins the rematch

Champ by 2020

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BASED

>Its a Truman fantasizes about fighting Khabib during his workout again

>fighting smaller guys
Oh wait, don't tell me your? No way. Not on /heem/.

This obese n*gger is literally paper champion in two weight classes. Begged Jon for a rematch but won't give Stipe his rematch after eyepoking him twice. But VolCAN and Derrick Poois are for shure munster defenses my guy.

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Even with Pettis, Masvidal and RDA moving up. It's still Lightweight.

>your
His? His what?

based, same
I fantasise about pulling guard immediately in the fight to play mind games with Khabib then I style on him

yourheightisthatofawoman

Um, no sweetie. Khabib is 5'11 and the average female height is 5'8

>begged for the rematch with Jones
You mean beat the best two fighters in the division, one of them twice, plus the striking GOAT? They rematched because DC had the belt

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heem everyone even me

OOOOOOoooooooOoooOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhhHH HE'S OUT ON HIS FEET STOP THE FIGHT IT'S ALL OVER

He goes to the bar and watches them while kindly patronizing the establishment with food, beverages, and a reasonable tip

1 GSP
1. Jon Jones
3. Anderson Silva
4. Fedor
5. DJ

1. Jones
2. GSP
3. DC
4. Anderson
5. Aldo

So is this from where the "loss x but won y" meme comes?

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Gooby won the rematch before the winning the rematch meme was invented.
By winning the rematch, in many ways he never lost in the first place. Still undefeated in the UFC, you can't argue this logic

no

Are you serious?

no its a common English phrase

baka manuel

How can danas even compete?

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No buddeh, I mean AFTER he got flatlined and sobbed on live broadcast

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dana would heem that man

Conor is irrelevant until he fights again. Not worth talking about

seething upside down plebs
Conor invented the story of the fight and also the battle and the war of the fight

Yang wins the the match, battle, war, and the story of the fight.

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gaethje and felder both beat him

based

>the average female height is 5'8
ummm no sweaty

Me unironically

Conor beats Khabib under Strikeforce rules

how the fuck is rockhold 3rd bruh..............

I could heem everyone here and absolutely none of you would win the rematch

Only Romero has beaten him there, he'll be top 3 in LHW soon too.

Only lost to the most talented fighter of all time and romero in the past 3 years

luke is getting heemed in his first match at lhw

three years
three fights
two losses
one win (branch) (lol)

go look at branch's fucking record

This is as good as it will get

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I think his chin improves without the massive weight cut and he reverses Jon Jones takedown and GnPs his face into mashed potatoes in the 3rd round.

youtube.com/watch?v=-NBq267_yTQ

Where did the time go

Pregnant women are disgusting, you should feel ashamed having that saved

virgin

Joe beats him in the rematch

Don't be jealous of handsome people, try to be happy for them instead.

I liked him for years until he essentially turned into a nigger.

His smack-talking was clever but quickly turned to arrogant, obnoxious, conceited.
As soon as he left Featherweight he was exposed, choked out, in tears.
His legend died against Nate Diaz.
Even still he was spoiled by Dana and got to jump the line numerous times, and when he did get those oportunities he didnt defend his belts and abandoned the sport.
How can you have 2 belts and 0 title defenses in a sport where GOATs are evaluated by title defenses?
In time more and more people will grab 2 belts and it will look pedestrian, and it already does.
His abandonment held up Lightweight division 2 and a half years.
Anyone else that isn't Dana's son would be stripped in 6 months.
When he went against Mayweather to represent MMA's best, thats when he went further downhill into turbonigger territory.
All that shit talking onky to be humiliated by the retired 40 year old boxer.
He embarassed the sport of MMA.
When he finally does come back he assaults working class MMA fighters during a weight cut?
He trashes UFC property like a coked lunatic?
Hes a fucking child.
And then finally, he gets one chance, one final chance, to face an undefeated fighter, underground favorite, the uncrowned Champion of that division for years.
Whats he do?
Shows up like a drunken fool and humiliates himself at the pressers.
Disrespectful racist comments makes himself look so cringy.
Even after all of this, he had one chance, ONE, to redeem himself.
Beat Khabib.
And he fucking fails in glorious fashion.
Gets knocked down by a wrestler.
Beaten to death for 4 rounds.
Taps out like a bitch.

At this point Conor hasnt won in 3 years.
He is 1-3 in his last 4.

I dont give a shit about Conor anymore, trash talk is only cool if you are winning, he has become a pathetic drunken loser. He talks but no longer can walk the walk.
And all the rape/assault charges?

He is full cringe-nigger now.

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im more handsome than every here

Nice reddit spacing

seething

>being proud of multiple knockdowns

how can you be proud of failing to ko someone 5 times?

women usa:
5'3.5"
google it
men
usa: 5'9"
canada: 5'10"
netherlands:5'11"

Glad to see not everyone is retarded.

1. GSP
2. Jon Jones*
3. DC
4. Anderson Silva*
5. idk...Fedor?

*multiple PED's offences

>he thinks I will read a single word of this

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>slowpoke.jpeg

Her nudes leaked.

her pussy looks yummy as fuck btw

How to beat Tony:

Keep hitting him standing up until he crumbles.

Dont try to finish him because he will grab and D'arce you.

Pretty much summed it all up.

Idk how I missed that, is Bryan gonna get in trouble?

nice fantasy cringelord

in this reality mcrapist is a bum

I forgot how big Mayhem was
Absolutely mogging these bums

Conor unironically pounds khabib into dust with Pride rules. my man never thrown an elbow in his life he won't even notice he can't use them anymore

you forgot

>Makes you seethe like a little fucking faggot because hes wildly more sucessful than any mma fighter ever and no one will surpass him

HAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA

spoken like a true arm chair warrior

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I agree with most your points but I call bs on
>Disrespectful racist comments makes himself look so cringy
He didn't say anything """racist""", which would be extremely easy about a shithole like dagistan.

*Ahem*

Cahveaht

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>He embarrassed the sport of MMA.
Agreed. This is true. It could have been a great moment for MMA but it was horrible. Our sport was turned into a laughingstock with normies because of Conor. He looked like he didn't know the rules, and he sure af didn't know how to box. He was truly believing his own hype to think he'd go in against Mayweather and win or look respectable without proper preparation (pls don't tell me he was prepared, because if that was prepared we really suck hard).

yes conor is cringe now and unimpressive

it's true, he is!

didn't read all of it but I def agree that his bants fell off just as much as his game, he is a cringelord now

He's a world class featherweight and a very good lightweight. That's it.

Enter my guard, faggot

He went from plumber, to mma fighter, to business man in america making absolute bank. he isnt cringe, hes just moved on from fighting mentally. He still will destroy Tony, or Gaethje, or Dustin again tho based on skill set

>I-It's only b-business
>P-Please don't keep hitting me K'Khabib..
>.....In....sh-shallah

Can't see Conor anymore without thinking of Khabib holding him down as several Dagestanis climb on top of Dee Devlin and have their way

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>conor beats tony

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how about you stop laying on that disgusting floor and fight me like a man you pussy

learn to read, dumbass

Overeem
Makhachev
Pavlovich
Shevchenko
Amedovski

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Conor has been making Ledditors cry since 2013. You say all these things about him yet he is still making you seethe in 2019. You are still talking about him so he has won. You are all bums

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awwww his wittle feewings are huwt??? awww little baby going to cry? shut up faggot

I'm glad not all the brit posters are followers of khabib and his nonsense.

its sad gooby became full cuck when he got humiliated by mayweather imo. slapped and tapped by a mexican. ko'd by chimplet super nigger. slapped and tapped by a muslim. rip

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*does epic scissor sweep and punches you in the face on the way down (knocking you out cold)*

>watch Cejudo vs Reis
>it's good
Last time I fall for heem memes

Who draws last blood?

user, we boyed Cejudo a few weeks ago, keep up. We retroactively always loved him and his fights

I'm thinking famous posting needs to be back on the menu

cejudo and stephens litterally saved 215 by themselves, latifi helped a tad

$100 million dollars to be cucked on television and forever be known as a cuck, and anywhere he goes hes so high anxiety he slaps peoples phones out of their hand in a fit of rage. He has so many lawsuits against him its incredible, he literally cannot go anywhere without being harassed.

What good did that money do him? Lifetime supply of Gucci pajamas? He can literally never leave his house or have a normal life again.

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What is this term "story of the fight" that I keep seeing

Please don't bully me for being a new fag I just got out of a coma

Yeah it was great. His next fight against Pettis was shit though, but I kinda blame Pettis for being so deficient at grappling. Cejudo fought to win safely. Would have been dumb to do otherwise.

Poorfag cope the post

For instance

When conor got beat by floyd, he lost the battle. But conor has won the war because he can still work up autists on /heem/ by just existing.

I should at that he won the story of the fight as well.

All you really need to know is that it's retarded

He'll be forgotten in due time.
When the world starts the fall apart from climate change all that money will allow him to escape the carnage.

I wouldn't expect an Irish nigger to be able to read, they are barely human.

lol come on Canada we all know you haven't near a vagina since you popped out 30 years ago. You spend far too much time on here

He has won? By being recognized as a bum and huge cringelord?

Was that his goal when he started fighting? I am sure when talking about his proud warrior ancestors reaving and cutting heads in battle, he has a semblance of honor, legacy.

His legacy now is a clown.

and hes an enemy to basically an entire religion. hes fucked.

I agree with pretty much everything here even though you type like a gay fag

Why does he always wear shoes that are several sizes too big?

>Line spacing and paragraphs are gay and leddit

this is why Yea Forums lost the war and was sold to chinks. celebration of the low iq.

conor really did a number on you didn't he

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There are numerous aspects of fights that are often overlooked by cazzies.
For example, the Conor/Khabib fight.
Many people think that Khabib bested Conor that day.
Many people are wrong.
Let's take stock of the events.
What did Khabib win?
>The fight
Okay, now what did Conor win?
>the standup of the fight
>the third round of the fight
>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with a broken foot
>the minimising damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed
>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and his teammates attacking poor defenceless Conor
>the money of the fight
>the family of the fight by having a big titted non-towel to return to after the fight
>the promo buildup of the fight by heeming the bus and ray borg and gave rose PTSD with the dolly while Khabib stayed inside
>the twitter war of the fight by verbally 10-8ing Khabib with the towel and goat comments
>the nobility of the fight by putting over Khabib as a big star due to khabib beating him
>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Khabib chimped out, and solely said "good knock. Looking forward to the rematch"
>the banter of the press conference of the fight by having a drink of Proper 12 with Dana while Redditbib refused to drink because muh relijin
>the world war of the fight by driving Russians into a frenzy with his comments about Putin and the chechens
So you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Khabib won? I think that all of these things add to Conor winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning him the fight.

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based conor

Anderson won the decision
Diaz won the story

Oleinik
Tsarukyan
Golm
Shevchenko
Jotko

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Based.
There's so much more to fighting than just winning the fight.

Muslims will writhe in denial at this post

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In many ways the story is more important than the fight itself

Life has become so barren I just wait for Saturday every day so I can watch fights and forget about life just for 3-4 hours. There is nothing better.

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Just did a massive poo and I'm lying in bed recovering still, heemed by my own poo

>OWWWWWEEE MY FOOT WAS BROKEN
>WAHHHHH IT DOESNT COUNT WAHHHHH

is this the same guy who was proud to fight aldo with a torn acl?

holy shit conor has become such a pussy.

Al vs khabib is an unironic example of a fighter losing the decision but winning the story, and by extension, the fight itself.

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>seethe
naw, some people are sad for him, some are a bit upset that he never fulfilled his potential, and others resent that he was never that good, just fed manlets.
no denying he was entertaining, but there's also no denying that he left no legacy.

Gaethje and Tony both heem Conor and Khabib. Fuck the bullshit give them the fights and end the Canor and Khabob memes already or go fuck your mother.

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>poor defenceless conor

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I love taking big shits and the relief that comes after, feels like the rectum just dropped off the luggage after a long walk home

Wake up Jonathan

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Jon Jones moves up to hw to fight DC again as soon as Johnny walker is next in line for the title I guarantee it.

instagram.com/p/Bv2cJiBDxS2/?hl=en
Tiger is getting fucking heemed stiff

>$100 million dollars
DIdn't he have to give almost all of it to Dana and WME–IMG for allowing him to fight while under contract tot he UFC? He lives like a rapper so he's probably looking at bankruptcy within the next 5 years.

>He can literally never leave his house or have a normal life again.
Wut? Why? He's a celeb in the mma world, but normal people don't know who he is.

>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and attacking his team

yes im sure thats how everyone sees it

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Started training just so I could claim I can heem everyone. Just got down to my goal weight of 230 and got a gf. If there are any fatties here, don't be afraid to get your ass to gym where you can train. It will be the best decision of your life, thanks /heem/.

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oh for sure he's scared of wild meme man that he could easily gnp to death.

>Caring about what a literal nigger thinks

You guys dont actually think tall shev will beat Roxy, do you?

>can you really say that Khabib won?

Yes. Definitively. We don't care about who won a "twitter" war mate.

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>normal people don't know who he is
lmao the cope
Yes they do he's a mega star, you have to be under a rock to not know Goob

Gaethje heems Conor and Khabib the peahead vs cte fight was a complete sham of a title. Stop the bullshit and make a fight damnit.

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>the standup of the fight

stopped reading there.

khabib scored the only knockdown. he won.

I despise refs that sperg out when fighters hug/handshake.

It's of course much easier to act tough when you win.
If you want to see who a fighter really is, look at him when he loses.

gaychee is a fucking can
the best can but still a can

She wasn't sperging she just forgot to raise both of their hands since the fight was a draw so that's what she was doing.

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He also won the hat of the fight, so add that one to the list too. Your fat white afro faggot just can't get a W

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>and got a gf
how did you do it, help me my friend

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Jon was so scared of rumble he had a mental breakdown and got suspended. Stop riding Jon's dick he fights bums and juices because he has shriveled up nuts.

>fighting with a broken foot
believing this
ever had a broken foot? if you had, you'd know Conor is a sad little lying man

>being a literal homosexual in 2019

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oh for sure he was terrified of stiff one punch man that he could easily gnp to death.

The reality of the ufc is that everyone is a can. Gaethje is willing to die in the octagon. Conor is too rich to want to die in the octagon and Khabib will break mentally once his meme stand-up gets exposed.

Good post glad you see the truth

khabib slurpers in shambles right now

Thank you for reminding me. He also won the final blows of the fight.
You are the sad little man here, trying to erase the Champ Champ's victory

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Literally just go out and talk to people more. If you have social anxiety like I did, you just need to force yourself to do shit socially, it will help your conquer any fears you have of talking with people. Also lift/train/run just get in better shape, it will make you more confident and more approachable. Be confident, I know it's easier said than done, but it's what you need to do it. Talk to girls, don't be only thinking of fucking them all, just have conversations with them and eventually you will probably find one you have a lot of common interests with and go from there. Currently dating a bjj girl I met at my gym.

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>tfw the only girl who goes to my gym is moderately fat, unattractive and is one of those annoying white belt coaches and I just desperately want to heem her

>the standup of the fight
no, khabib knocked him down
>the third round of the fight
lol no
>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with a broken foot
whining about a loss is another loss in itself for any reason
>the minimising damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed
he came out looking flushed and humiliated
>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and his teammates attacking poor defenceless Conor
khabib not only killed him but went after his entire team. Based
>the money of the fight
90% decrease in pay from his prior fight. really going downhill huh?
>the family of the fight by having a big titted non-towel to return to after the fight
dee is a slag
>the promo buildup of the fight by heeming the bus and ray borg and gave rose PTSD with the dolly while Khabib stayed inside
yes he did the heavy lifting and went to jail and dana made the profits as usual
>the twitter war of the fight by verbally 10-8ing Khabib with the towel and goat comments
more cringy sore loser behavior losing even more respect
>the nobility of the fight by putting over Khabib as a big star due to khabib beating him
sacrificing himself for another mans glory is the biggest L
>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Khabib chimped out, and solely said "good knock. Looking forward to the rematch"
and he undid it with months of cringy loser comments
>the banter of the press conference of the fight by having a drink of Proper 12
he looked like a drunken fool m8, I hear "mur mur mur" in sound bites mocking him on every yt video

not only did conor lose the fight he lost every battle 10-7.

he is permanently flushed.

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>lol no
Why even read the rest? Clearly just sucking Khabib's hog.

he might be a "mega-star" among your colleagues at your council flat but he's a million miles from being a household name.
On the fame spectrum, with CR7 being a 10 and you being a zero, he's maybe a 2 or 3. And fading.

Sorry but I don't read posts from muslims.

Solid advice, I'm really happy for you man. I'm in decent shape and train bjj. I have no friends to go out with and I'm afraid of doing things alone.I have a ways to go.

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>the sad desperate rationalizing here

oof

You literally don't talk to other humans if you think people don't know who Conor McGregor is.

reported to the queen for hate speech

This is objectively wrong bruh.

How will they react when Tony exposes khabob as just the lastest ufc hype project?

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Based

thing is, I talk to tons of humans but most of them aren't 20-something British MMA fans.
Ask 100 people on the street who Tiger Woods Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi or is, and most of them will know.
Ask who Conor McGregor is, and only a few will know - a few males in their 20's and 30's.

based but
>lastest

>Tony fan
>is based and redpilled but suffers from CTE
understandable

You keep saying that, but it's not true. Pretty much everyone knows who Conor McGregor is. And this was true before the Mayweather fight, but it is especially true now.
Stop being retarded retard.

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You are a silly man

Thanks man it's been quite the journey, it's hard for sure at first. You talk to the people at your gym? That's what helped me at first, I used to just sit on the side alone between rounds rather than go banter/chill with the other people. Helps big time if you go talk to people, maybe you'll make some friends there. Keep trying man, wish you luck.

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based khabibi even won the staredown.

all he had to do was look in conors eyes and conor crumbled into hysterics. he was broken before the fight even began. that is the power of the eagles gaze.

Please respond Canadian retard.

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Ah fuck my bad. It's tuff b. Sometimes you see too much red to type properly b.

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Leaflets fucking ruined

If you think Khabib toying with Conor was a "won round" you are absolutely trolling mate.

It was a display that even in Conors element (standup) he could do absolutely nothing.

Round 3 was the biggest humiliation for Conor.

Yeah rounds are scored by which fighter is getting humiliated the most. The fact that you even care about it on that level is pathetic you mandrama faggot.

Y'all can miss me with this gay shit.

Conor McGregor MMA Fighting Champion
Positive Q Score 12, Familiarity 17

Johnny Depp, for example is 43 and 80
King Bach was 24 and 28 in 2016

Can't wait to see the reddit salt when Conor ko's Tony in like under a minute. b-but muh snap jitsu crazy talk man

>Conor McGregor is not as famous as decades career spanning super mega famous Johnny Fucking Depp so therefore he is not famous
Wym???

Tony's q score is who gives a fuck and he heems everyone you just mentioned in that post

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Go jerkoff to tmz fag

for sure Cristiano Ronaldo is less popular than Conor McGregor.
Comeon, all that show is that people google to answer the question:
>"Floyd Mayweather is fighting...who?"
Conor's not even in the Top 100 most popular athletes.
Female golfers are better known, ffs:

espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/WorldFame/espn-world-fame-100-2018

Conor has no fucking heart anymore and that's the most important thing in a fight Tony will fucking break that manlet diva just like he did with the chip in his leg and with the bones of the man living in his walls. You can shut the fuck up about Reddit too because that has fuck all to do with Tony some little bitch was complaining on Reddit not long ago because Tony blocked him on twitter because Tony doesn't fuck with Reddit nerds.

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>not in the top 100
Are you literally fucking blind mate he is 18 ahhahahahahahaha

new

Khabib is truly undefeated

he's not as famous as Youtubers, either.

>this is why Yea Forums lost the war
Imagine being such an efaggot you unironically think about websites "going to war"

Those are q scores based specifically on responses given by teenagers, at least for king bach

Imagine btfoing yourself this hard

>being a single mother

when her kid grows up hating mommy because daddy is not around, she will hate her life choices

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>some little bitch was complaining on Reddit not long ago because Tony blocked him on twitter

You'd know lmfao

They should actually have to be top less like the men. Rash guards change the grappling dynamic too much.