/nrl/ Thriving Community Edition

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getting this bad boy to 1000

/hoc/ will bump for the underdog victory

pedo incel bicho
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off to an elite and flourishing start here

This thread SHALL get to 1000 posts

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Who does reddit hate more?

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/afl/ here, hope you make it ladies

wow okay... this is problematic.

that really left a sour taste in my mouth. yikes

Going to carindale was a mistake, parking was backed up across the bridge and back towards meadowlands rd lads

he meant carindale shops just so you know

Would probably let frizzy hair glasses girl tell me about my privilege in exchange for getting a bj

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>that high split

based slut

Do you get a long weekend for easter in brazil m8

KEK
And the poorm wonder why to one wants to sponsor them while blue chip industry titans can't get enough of well-groomed and gainfully employed roostGOD families.

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pedo incel bitcho
_____ _____ danny?

^fat cunt

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>posting location
we've got you now you sick fuck

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don't let /afl/ see this

>36R
>15P
lol, nice thriving community ladies

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Based Angus Taavao and his PR guy

Literally forgot Rugby Union existed before Folau got suspended

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>no action shot
>no game times
kys

incel

not him, but he is right. you fucked up, OP

I love doing a massive fart at the same time as you crack your neck in a really chunky, satisfying way. Makes your whole body feel 20kg lighter

manlet

>m-manlet!!!

Okay this is epic

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oh shit he's back

Aren't rainbow laces literally for autism?

Based Garry Jack has disowned his son for playing AFL

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I'd rather my son or daughter be gay than play afl

you don't mean that mate

>Matraville Tigers

Literally couldn't have picked a more irrelevant team in the souths juniors to play for

youtube.com/watch?v=JHmtbP8fDcc

>search youtube to see if lou dong has been arrested and jailed yet
>he's still getting away with it and making fresh uploads after all these years
youtube.com/watch?v=3LcHYOxW_3Y

seething

true chad

>10:00

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>Matthew John's son plays for Souths NSW Cup team

Do you think he's disappointed lads?

whoa mate this is a safe for work board

she has been tested I think she's safe to work in the industry

premier league pundit?

My name is Graeme Souness

WHERE THE FOOK IS POOGBAH

Put your house on the warriors lads

I have been to down to Penrose many times when I lived in Auckland and can confirm that the whooping and ranting of fobs causes the Warriors to never have an advantage at home

Thought that said put your hose on the warriors

they need it

Can you suck on tits that have been oiled up? Is the oil edible or not?

>asking sex questions in a virginity thread

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>using rhetoric and language on a piece of electronic

If I had a daughter, this is the type of man that I would like her to bring home.

Fergo revenge game on Monday book it

If I had a daughter I would want her to bring home a cute girlfriend

trip on bitcho

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It's really hard to stop yourself when you start eating cheese and bacon balls lads, even though you know you'll regret eating so much 15 minutes later

>he can't eat a whole party bag in one sitting
Fix your priorities mate

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haven't had those in ages. might pick some up later

Based and nonconsensuallyfingerbangedinanightclubpilled

Fingered Hex in a night club lads

>13:20
>i worku pizza delivery maybe two three times a week
>no take money for massage except tips
>"Ohhh"

...

I'll never understand how blair became a sort of name player

Back to back lads! god it feels good to be a rooster man youtu.be/a6HlmkM_t_8

#ManlyWinning

>ywn leap into ken maumalo's arms and be tenderley held as you wrap your legs around him

Is the morgan meme finally dead

Illawarra Steelers Corp

HESSED

>finally

I tipped Warriors lads

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I don't think he even grounded that in the field of play anyway

bunkered twice in a row

shitcunt freshie

Went out and got a bag of cheese and bacon balls lads

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>level the scores by taking the poo
When did they change penalty goals to -2 points?

god she is so fucking hot hnnnnng i just want her to squat over my greasy fat face and let one of her giant fecal splatters spray in and around my mouth

It'd be crazy if he walked into your bedroom and like made you his sissy girl. Haha just a joke though you know XD

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She looks legally retarded

new zealand was a mistake

makes it even hotter

loving the manly fagging vibes in this thread, even if it is ironic

God this thread fucking stinks right now lads
Someone crack open a window.

which nrl peem does yvonne sampson used to play for?

Garrick (c)

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The doggies

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>PAY for tv
>STILL get ads
Is there literally anything more embarrassing lads

being poor

Being a virgin

Being a half chink half yugoslav queenslander that pretends to support manly

Luckily I'm all of the above.

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BFT is there lads

you're not a virgin, you lying sack of shitskin shit. you have been fucking prostitutes and paying them to shit on your chest for years.

Webm the rts flip

WARGODS

HOW CAN WHITE MEN LITERALLY COMPETE

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>coconut actually thought to get away from the sideline
I'm fucking shocked

>dropper pooey-arser shit

Roger Tuivasa Choke

Based user from the future

MorGOD scrumplay kick on the first

Fucking pooiers ruining my perfect run so far

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>tfw remembering what vonny used to look like
It still hurts lads

>vonny will NEVER take your virginity

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I've got bigger tits than that

Poor RTS having to carry these shitters alone

>taking the poo
Nooooooo I wanted one qld team off the bottom of the table

>vonnie

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ngl this is fucking hot

Would love to punch her in the face and break her nose, while blood is streaming from her broken nose, forcibly and violently fuck her mouth with my rock hard cock. All the while, having Joey and Matty Johns filling her other two holes while Brett Finch films and jerks himself off.

Negative football always loses ladies

>Vonnie

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You can get a vonnie-tier woman to take your virginity for about $250 for an hour (cheaper if your foutside Sydney). Vonnie is the definition of a plain jane, she has no remarkable features and is average in every department, so women like that can’t charge too much because of the competition

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This cuck looking faggot can eat my ass while I dig the shit out of Vonnie's arsehole with my cock.

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>shiggies willl be 0-4

KEK

FUCKING NZ RUINED MY PERFECT RUN

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Still in the 1% though

why are the Warriors so consistently bad?

why are the cowboys even if playing shit, always so based?

Mineral oil is an effective and recommended laxative

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More importantly, why would you tip the poorriors

I was just trying to be DIFFERENT OK

>even scores
>shiggy still has his captain to play
U wot?

user on homeless watch

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FUCK

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Dragons 13+

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getting absolutely BTFO in my public league but winning my /nrlel/ match

Don’t think they use mineral oil though. Its some special sex massage oil

who else drunk here

soon™

a fair go
for those who have a go

>taxes are bad
No they are not, and bracket creep is a good thing

Can you get me a Taiwanese wife please? Are they any good?

>manly so full of literal whos that even the video ref can't pick them

Where is DCE these days? I haven't watched a Manly game all season

>taking the poo

based dragons keeping 16 year hoodoo alive on the back of refball

>taking the poo
>manly congratulate themselves
kek

KEK

K E K

Falling asleep because of this boring game lads

I respect women and homosexuals lads

A lot of short chubby 4/10 girls here if your into that sort of thing m8.

get drunk it's more interesting

I'll take short and chubby

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>falling for the fermented jew

Drinking Bundy Rum and eating KFC like a good /nrl/ family member lads

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Carlton Draught and a cig, does it GET any better lads?

cannot stand women that are not thin

im drinkin red wine

cig, beer and playing the pokies at the same time

nothing better

finally came out to your parents?

Elite score by Garrick lads

How could I forget the devils xbox lad!

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would love to have my dick in ruan and korbin in my mouth and tariq in my boypussy

This is me at the Aus Open last year lads

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frizell with the head shots

Tipped Dragqueens lads
I'm on 3/4 so far

>Thor: Ragnarok
More like Bore: Ragnarok

Good evening, my /nrl/ family.

How are you doing on this fine Saturday night?

DCElite try assist

Dee cee
Eee

>Always misses the crucial goal from the sideline

Got a memory leak so my cpu is at 100% so have to restart. Brb /nrl/ family

>taking the zero

>TAKING THE ZERO
Its ogre. Just put my superannuation on Manly

Going to win my H2H and firm into a muscular 2-2 record lads

Just discovered the "fresh" milk I bought has been leaking from the "unopened" bottle into the vegetable drawer lads

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>Megan Barnard in this mansuit
My lezdar is going crazy

Imagine being so retarded that you store your milk on its side.

Ive had it leak out of the bottom before

If you open the cardboard carton of milk up correctly you CAN lay it on it's side

2bh both Hunt and DCE need to be in the QLD peem.

Their hope and optimism gone.

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Was hoping for Dufty to lose a bit more money so I could pick him up as a cheap POD

fair fucken go

6.Morpoo
7.DCELITE
9.Bhunt

>Kevie: Is Brad Parker related to Corey?
>Ennis: Yes, they're distant cousins *chuckles*
>Vonny: I don't know if you're kidding? I never know if they're pulling my leg
jesus...

Noice

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Pouring hot coffee on my bald head in the hopes my hair regrows lads

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This is optimal I reckon. Friend is over the hill and Macca is just a le tackle man these days.

When Dragqueens win I will be 4/5 lads

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too many freshcunts in /afl/ might hang out here for a bit

Based refs keeping Manly in it

Are cheese and bacon balls the official snack of the /nrl/ lads?

My gf bit her lip when she saw that shiny sweaty black guy lads

My gf doesn't do anything because I don't and have never had a gf

Me neither lad I was just memeing :(

Hi /afl/ how you doing?

Fucking Dragqueens

D C E
C
E

FUCKKKKKKKKK

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>taking the poo

Not /afl/. Just popped in to say I love you (ᴥ)

Based Muslim poster

This is some disgusting refball

BASED RUNN WOOOOOOOOO

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Someone post the ben hunt image vs souths

>ben hunt
More like Bore: Ragnarok

FUCK YES THIS IS GOOD FOOTY NOW
OH FUCK OFF REFS

>things start getting exciting
SHUT IT DOWN

NOT A KNOCK ON REFS BET ON POOLY

Fuck this refball

JUST

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>letting Lafai take the zero

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?????????????
The last ten posts are mine, ded poomunity

>taking the zero
>again

Oh for fuck sake get Lomax onto the field

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Oh god no way he fucking misses

She has the best smile I just fell in love even though she would never look at me ever

>taking the zero AGAIN
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

Based coconut

based coconut winger

CMON 4/5 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Thank god

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Can they get a fucking decent kicker

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Based Dragqueens

>DCE is having a whinge
kek

KEK

K E K

>Whingely Whingey-Whingevans

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called it

I'd kek with you but he had a point.

Quick rundown on DCE lads?

>all this cope on refs making a bad call that ruined the game

>Megan Barnard wearing a male suit
>No boyfriend
What does it all mean?

>linesman called it a penalty
>graham charged over to debate the ref. he dead set thought a penalty was coming
>ref let it go

When will Lomax get a fair go you bald fucking cunt

>he fell for the lomax meme

by gifted one they meant retarded lel

>6-10 penalty count to pooly
>dragons refball
Pick one

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D R A G O D S
R
A
G
O
D
S

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why the fuck is jt in this photo...

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If it's a food oil it's edible. If it's a non-food oil like mineral or silicone oil then it will be undigestable and act as a laxative. Either way you're good to eat it.

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Was in Fyshwick once and saw a bloke deliver a barrel of lube to a brothel

What is this a webm for ants

>8 days into no fap
>tempted to get a magnifying glass and jerk off all night to a 6 second webm

I thought women produced their own lube but I am a virgin

They do but only with guys they actually want to have sexual intercourse with. If you're paying for it you need lube.

Why can't Tara set her up with a baby Rooster she can play mummy to like Candice and David Warner?

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I will die a virgin.

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/nrl/ meetup when

it's the best i could do

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Going to literally get that tomorrow lads

I'm boycotting kfc because their radio ads are fucking awful and annoy me at work all day

t. Ronald McDonald

Mcdonalds also pissed me off because a regular quarter pounder meal is like 11 bucks now and I forgot that their regular sundaes are like 4 bucks until after I already ordered one

Prostitutes don’t get wet because its not a natural process, its forced. Plus no guy would be stupid enough to pay for it then spend their time on foreplay. So instead she takes five seconds to rub some lube in her vagina and then you’re ready to go straight away and you get the most sex for your time

I would pay a girl for foreplay

>thriving community
>only 282 posts in 14 hours
kek
KEK
K E K

Majority of those posts are literally mine, not memeing. I literally post 10 times in a row and then maybe 2 posts after mine and then I go again.

OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN!

Meanwhile Izzy gets kicked out of the game because he couldn't stop preaching the bible.

Do NOT take credit for all my posts. THANK you.

just got home from the game. Im afraid to even look at my SuperCoach score

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What is HE WEARING

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tonnes of tape

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>drinking bundy rum right now
>he has his dick pressed against bundy rum bear marketing tool
>now my drink tastes of dick
Thanks cunt

Can't say I know what dick tastes like m8, I don't watch afl

>he has never tasted his own cum
Woah it's like you've actually never watched gayfl before
RESPECT

>*goes marching in*

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Sill awake lad? I'm fucking buzzing let's fuckin go

Happy Easter lads

>tfw no nintendo switches in sight

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same to you

Nightshite unlucky man manly got robbed last night we all saw it

2 hours til GOATcastle lads

If GOATcastle win today the 1000 year reich is back on

I'm still HOWLING at Manly LOSING last night

If only I was manly enough to lose my virginity

Just did the sloppiest Brendan Elliot lads, the smell was fucking disgusting

It really does baffle me how Pooly don't have one backup fullback in their whole squad

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>"Take the poo"

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dat thousand cock stare

im at my uncles watching this on foxtel and the commentary is fucking woeful. i cannot believe people pay for this shit.

watching based foxsports with my faggot nephew and listening to him trying to cope with being poor

>taking the shit

My uncle and brother are arguing over the TV again lads

KayoLORD

Imagine being that faggot who bought into the Knights hype this year

the knights are the worst team in the comp. the footy they are playing is not up to nrl level.

brown needs to fuck off or the club should just fold.

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SHUT UP

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fuck this bald cunt. he is fucking hopeless. he has hopeless cunt written all over him.

The Newcastle Shites

>letting your ex shitter score against you

fucking hell this is beyond embarrassing.

>mfw this game

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One of the Titans ends actually has people in it lads! The other one is still closed off though

Hey fellers just a quick reminder that the mighty canberra raiders are in fact our team and will win the comp

Sorry lad but I can't think of a marketable narrative involving the Raiders

fuck up freshie

You now remember Tautau Moga

> met a grill online
> her name is short online so I ask her if it’s short for something or it’s her full name
> tells me it’s actually a shortened version of her middle name
Then she hits me with this. What a pretentious cunt, I’m thinking of just blocking her desu

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The only narrative this year is the Melbourne vs Sydney narrative. It’ll he marketed as “the rematch of the two greatest teams and two greatest players” of the game. Smith will retire.

The only other plausible narrative is Roosters vs Souths but Smith would need to be playing in 2020 for that to happen

Mary McGregor is the superior bald coach who used to play for the Dragons

Munster looking bitch

rape and murder her then block her

My narrative was South's vs Broncos but the way Brisbane are playing it's probably not going to happen

>nrl.cum

Reminder that no one gives a fuck about your narrative and anyone who engages in such pointless drivel should jump into a bath with a toaster

>needing to eat some toast when you are in the bath

based goosey

>knights fuck my perfect tipping for the second week in a row
never again

just want to die lads

Imagine having Mitchell Pearce as your captain

Logging on to nrl.cum for halftime faptime lads

damn ponga got a nice booty

just shook Jai Arrow's hand lads

I agree. A Manly podcast I listen to basically said the same thing pre-season - if Turbo gets injured we are fucked.

>mum sucks my perfect tip for the second night in a row

>tipping shitcastle
>ever

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Just saw Based Matt helping Andy Raymond with the half time interview lads

Can someone post some of the sad knights meme pics? I'm missing a few and I think I'm going to need them this year.

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just walked in on my sister stuffing her mouth with dark chocolate

just did a massive smelly nightshifts supercoach team

Found a pic of N and Milky lads

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>piss

Just witnessed an SKD moment lads

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Hey guys I have an idea to rebuild your struggling club
>Buy a bunch of old Roosters rejects who will either retire or go to the Super League after their contracts are done
>Fill your forward pack full of shitty local juniors who only ever looked decent because you had nobody else
>Take the only good player you have and play him out of position, because that totally worked with Sione Matautia
>Forget to sign a first grade quality hooker and just stick with Danny Levi and Jamie Buhrer

What do you think?

based 160 IQ nathan brown

Get off Yea Forums Browny and manage the damn game

COMEBACK IS ON

Sunshine Coast Knights when???

The 1000 year reich was doomed from the beginning

Jesus fuck we're in enough shit as it is. Titans dont need any redball.

Real NRL business idea:
- Scrap all current Sydney teams
- Introduce 4 new Sydney teams (North, East/CBD, West and South) e.g. west includes tigers, eels and panthers. South includes Rabbits, dragons and sharks, etc.
- 1 Canberra Team
- 1 WA team
- 4 QLD teams (2 in Brisbane, Gold/Sunny Coast + Far north Queensland)
- 2 VIC teams
- 2 NZ teams (auckland, christchurch)
- 1 Adelaide team
- 1 Regional NSW team which encompsses newcastle and regional areas like dubbo and shit

Is Connor Watson actually good or not? I still can't decide

these nrl refs are absolutely abhorrent. fucking useless cunts. someone should kill them. would love to torture them before killing them.

He is better than you.

Wollongong

Woolongong would be included in the Sydney South team

Winning isn't everything.

#TeamBuilding #Knights #Dynasty

Lame.

No East/central. North if the harbour, south of the harbour and the outer west.

t. Wollongongian

god you cunts are boring incels

Reminder that knights hip window is over as soon as Ponga extends his contract and fucks their salary cap.

dead sport
dead thread
dead personas
dead poomunity

>Adelaide
>2nd pozzbourne team
>shafting every sydney team except The Roosters

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True. I’m changing my setup now.

- Merge North/East/CBD into one team and stretch it up as far as the Cenny Coast
- Scrap the other NSW team i mentioned
- Add “Northern NSW team” which includes everything from Dubbo to Newcastle to Tweed Heads
- Add “Country/Outback NSW team” which includes everything from Blue Mtns to Broken Hill (maybe even Alice Springs)

Now THAT would be the perfect NRL teams

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Oops. Northern NSW team shouldnt say dubbo

>Gold/Sunny Coast
state of this brainlet

dead sport
dead thread
dead personas
dead poomunity

Is Fartshit actually dare I say fucking BACK lads?

dead sport
dead thread
dead personas
dead supercoach league
dead poomunity

Based Huawei

Cringing hard at this crap lads

Nathan Brown is trending lads

>Hannah Hollis
My pussy just got wet thinking about her

sub 80 iq post

Just shoved a chocolate bunny up my arse

feeling virginal

Promotion/Relegation system
>2 12 team comps
>1 team up, 1 team down each year
>every current team is saved
>every possible expansion location gets a team
>2nd bris team and NZ team
>central coast bears
>Perth team
>pacific Island and PNG team
>gives people a reason to watch and support bottom half teams
>more money and interest in the lower division
>allow teams to loan out development players to 2nd division teams

Illawarra Steelers to be frank with you

Saladas, kabana and cheese lads

>broncos are now the worst qld team

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Jersey needs an update

>tfw too poor to afford a new jersey

it's tough being a GOATcastle customer lads
if only someone realized that signing a bunch of elite developing players is pointless if the coach is too shit to develop them

>except for the knights ones
lmao you can hear joey's sadness

might get a pad thai feed for din dins

How can the broncos be petrolled already if they've only been recruiting coconut athleticsbabbies

Broncos are genuinely rubbish, garbage defense and garbage attack

Don't think Boyd will make it to 300 ladies

I feel bad for not supporting NRL lads

Don't think this thread will make it to 1000 ladies

>John Basedman

>GOATcastle had Leilua too but instead of coaching him into form they let him go because he was fat
couldn't coach a rabbit to fuck

I don't think I can keep watching ladies

Jesus christ

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BJ Leilua Corporation

>defender catching a ball gets tackled 5cm off the ground
>penalty because of player safety
>guy gets tapped in the head in a tackle
>HIA for player safety
>player has his knee bent backwards
>yeah play on mate

He did get a penalty

Penalty was for GOATes coming in and mouthing off. Nothing to do with the tackle.

>comparing concussions to a knee injury

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w2c Ruan's techwear jacket?

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I assume oates was (correctly) complaining about stopping play

>pooan mixing up bateman and whitehead

Who is the most effay person in the NRL?

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RAIDERS HAVE THE FORWARD PACK

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Have literally never worn a suit in my life

should turf brown and hire the walker lads from the ipswitch jets

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fuck my sc team is going backwards

FIFITA

How is bird so slow

god I've put on 2kg this long weekend already

brave

union must be really thirsty for that qantas ad bucks

the fade begins..

Why is bird flashing gang signs like he did anything

imagine if newcastle got bird like they were aiming to
they'd be the most overhyped spooners ever

I want both teams to lose this one. Fuck both of these peems

Contract the Broncos

I agree
Give them both zero and give the 2 points to GOATcastle

Four 7’s and sharkies win the hip. Czechem

Imagine NOT being English

...

Considering pooicide lads

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SAAAAAAAAAAANNNNG GANG

BrisbGODS
Activate refball

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Accidentally posted my post in the anime tits thread lads

ANTHONY SEIBOLD WONDERCOACH

1 (ONE) FROM 6 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>tfw even wayne couldn't save GOATcastle

Just abandoned the only team that gave me a chance at head coaching after 1 year and told my family we were moving before it was even official to coach some players who don't even really like me just to go 1 in 6 ladies

>Based /nmc/

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Anthony SeiBrown

Just want to cry lads

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>Patrick Bateman (C)

>tfw captained bateman twice but not this week

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>leaving a team full of elite whites and boongs to coach a team full of shit cunt whites and fobs

Seibust Inc.

unironically looking forward to tomorrow's game just to see a FULL stadium

Bestern Sydney

Imagine being the broncos board right now

*sees this*

imagine how SMUG Bennett is right now

Probably laughing while reading the Broncos social media pages while getting sucking off by a 24 year old in Russell Crowes apartment

*signs another 18 year old fob*

daughter just perked up when I signed this 18 year old fob. not sure what to make of it

*Makes said 18 year old FOB a millionaire before he even plays first grade*

We’re taking this badboy into tomorrow

>Siebold asks fans to trust the process
JUST

Leventine psychological intensity in those eyes and giant tits.

*be's dead*

honestly the only way /nrl/ could have survived was a GOATcastle dynasty

*be's irrevocably dead*

I can't die until I lose my virginity

*be's eternally alive*

pedo incel bicho

Huebro you better keep this badboy alive overnight or else im finna bash you

Tigers will win tomorrow

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iconic image right there

bump

This thread's continued survival is bought to you by GOATcastle

joseph melican

woah almost let it slip there ladies
big strong /afl/ will save you

Saved by GOATcastle and /afl/. An Easter miracle

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4 vitabrits and milk lads

6 raw eggs lads

coffee and an apple

b&r

b&r

disgusting and say goodbye to those teeth

/nrl/ family - is it weird to attend a game alone? Has anyone here done it?

>the absolute state of origin

it's great. put on headphones and listen to the commentary, also save $50 on beer

apple and coffee poos are GODLY you bowellet

>swn give you head while releasing loud wet braps

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WankBest Stadium

Anyone want to go to the Anzac game?

Yeah mate I'm keen

>New Stadium in Parra
>Local Derby vs Wests
>New Food Options
>Public Holiday
>Streaming it for free
>Chat with my NRL familia on 4channel

Uhm.. ah... okay well um.... hmm.... so it appears that... ah... uuahahamm... woah... hahahha... phew.... oh man.... oh geez hahaha... okay... umm... so... umm... this ones finna be a kino game

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shigglers will remain winless at the hands of richo

If we can seriously get some numbers I would drive down from Newcastle for this.

What kind of bizarro comp is this?

chicken katsu sushi and 375ml can pepsi max

“Chicken katsu” is just cat meat

Katsu or katsip?

Did the tigers, raiders and sea eagles jump up the ladder because they got better or because everyone else got worse?

I don't get it...it just doesn't make any sense.

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My sister got fingered by Barnard in a nightclub

Fingerson out

This thread finna reach archives before the end of the game

New thread

Only freshies will use the other thread.

state of all those freshie