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go knights
which fanbase would win in a knife fight? boston or winnipeg?
"Gather round kids, did I ever tell you about the time I scored 6 points against the devils?"
Yes Grandpa Johnny, many times. Please tell us a story about the playoffs!
"Well, I knew it was not going to be easy. The devils were long eliminated from playoff contention and started their 4th string goalie that night... "
thanks, cuck
>blots
>blots
>pongs
>food will be done just in time for the game
>still sober
I should be able to down five beers in twenty minutes.
post bread
>20 minutes
35, minimum
Pic related is the only inactive player in top 40 point leaders who is not in hall of fame yet, will he get in this year?
>Laine isn't going to get a 10x deal.
True
>Matthews is over paid
Too early to tell desu
>Nylander is a hack and should never had a deal over 5.5
Very true
>Makar is better than Heiskanen and only one step behind Dahlin.
Not sure, haven't seen much of Avs play this season; Dahlin is the real deal though
just do a few bong hits
Out of curiosity, what is the best prospect/talen in your team? Anyone on ELC counts as a prospect.
boston but only because its easier to fight drunk than high on gasoline fumes
Heiskanen>Makar>Toews>>>>>>Dahlin
>sign marner
>get rid of kadri
>get/develop defense
>win 5 cups in the next 10 years
leafs future so bright i gotta wear shades
Are the leafs more popular than the raptors?
The Raptors are still a team?
100%
Toronto is majority brown
soon
ive never watched more than like 5 seconds of an apehoop game before
flames neal xd scratched after puckwatching in ot
hahahahahahahahahaha
I honestly think Matthews is overpaid, mostly due to the fact that he isn't locked on 8 years. It would be fine if it was an 8 year deal.
I think we will end up with Makar and Dahlin as solid 1D men. Heiskanen will be a 2nd. Also Dahlin isn't the second comming of Lidström. He will probably reach prime Erik Karlsson, but not prime Lidström.
Yes. The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada. Whenever they play away there are far more Leafs fan than home fans. The Raptors are popular but only within the Toronto area.
If Hughes is so good then why isn't he playing at the WC?
Where is BASED Lanny poster?
>official team of Canada.
According to whom? That hot head of yours?
dahlin is also young, so I think theres still time for him to mature. The others look solid and unfazed on the ice. Shame nobody mentions devon toews when bringing up rookie defensemen. That kid is amazing for the islanders
t.isles weeb
very few players are ever going to reach lidstrom tier. i mean karlsson/burns/doughty are basically considered "elite" nowadays and they dont even have half the amount of norris's lidstrom had.
That doesnt look anything like him.
According to Canada. Watch them play in any city in Canada and you'll see 75%+ Leafs fans in the stands. Even in Calgary this year, who has had a strong team, they were chanting 'Go Leafs Go'.
>75%+ Leafs fans in the stands.
Maybe if you're just talking about Ottawa
Vancouver and Montreal are the only two cities where its not a sea of Maple Leaf blue.
he's scratched too
>The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada
Said no one other than torontonistanian ever
Surely in the capital city of the nation of hockey the team there should be hugely successful.
>ottawa is the minnesota wild of canada
bet this bitch didnt even play fortnite
BASED
Leaked script
Toronto 3-2 (OT) Boston
Colorado 3-5 Calgary
As a swede i really hope that Dahlin become the new Lidström and Pettersson takes over for Sundin (he never was a Peter Forsberg type of player to start with). Then we have a great start for others to grow on.
Ottawa is only the capital to appease the french babies into thinking they matter. The capital has to be on the Quebec border or they'll throw a hissy fit and threaten to secede again.
>i tried starting a meme thread with pic related and got banned for off topic discussion
>the text was "stop watching sports"
the east will rise again
the capital was moved to ottawa from toronto after toronto was burned down during the war of 1812. the government felt it was too easy to invade so they pushed it further inland.
>norris
You mean that joke trophy voted by the media that PK fucking Subban won? Lol
>banned for LanE
almost like the old moderation days of Yea Forums, you'd get a random ban for nothing
Is that the most epic mustache in the NHL?
KING IN DA NORF
Lanny comes to mind first but, a lot of badass 'staches have come thru the years
thats one thing that ive really grown to appreciate about lidstrom. the guy was still an absolute beast even at 30+. lots of players look very strong in their 20s but dont have the longevity to play on until 40.
Don't worry, we're gonna burn down Toronto again and then burn down Ottawa too.
I did it lads
you reposted reddit?
>we
remember when canada burned down the white house and most of dc during the war of 1812? good times. we made you sign a treaty that ended with you getting nothing after multiple attempts to invade canada. us is 0-2 in jungles and tundras.
Kind of hoping they lose round 2 and finish dead last for the next 10 years
The guy from goon doesn’t count user
it was a nice week lads and Yzerman being >our GM for real is pretty neat
Based
>Welcome to the team, HilaryKnight!
>The Olympic gold medalist will serve as a guest studio analyst for Saturday night's Stanley Cup Playoffs coverage.
imagine being a sharks fan
*shudders*
i wouldnt be surprised if vegas relocates to quebec city in 10 years. after this season everything will fall apart and they'll be a bottom feeder team that constantly drafts at 6-12.
>reposting the same thing you stole from twitter for a THIRD time
for what purpose
>dumb leaf hiding behind things mommy England did
GO ON AND SAVE YOURSELF
TAKE IT OUT ON ME
ooo canadaaaaaa
What defense and what money would >we have to pay that defense :(? I want to be optimistic, but the next years to come will be tight on the cap management
Would've definitly prefered seeing Matthews sign a 7-8 year deal, he'll be in his prime when this current contract runs out, so that is a possible issue, true
Sounds like a fair assesment when it comes to the defensemen, will be watching the Avs game tonight I think, so will have an eye on Makar
Funny to think of Lidström.. hard to comprehend just how good he was, the perfect dman
our home and native land
>americans are fat they said
I think that it will be harder for Dahlin to fill Lidströms shoes than it will be for Pettersson to fill Sundins. Lidström is one of the few players i would call a generational player while Sundin isn't. Anyway we struck gold with having those two only a few years apart.
why arent the anthem singers more diverse?
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE
Have you seen the Hongcouver ones?
Oh yeh, Toews is looking promising for the Islanders too
Forgot about him
do they pay this man in spaghetti
Surely you're not mad at the STARS.
Working on another colourization lads, i will probably post a rough version then a finished version. Recording it in OBS as well might make a timelapse video. Hopefully it goes well, this one is a much better quality picture then my Gordie Howe one.
ngl thats looking pretty gud
Based
COME AWN SCOA SOME FAKKIN GOALS
Looks absolutely based m8!
Ben Bishop is too good right now
oh no
No
Benn and Bishop are based
Flames' James Neal a healthy scratch for Game 5 vs. Avalanche
Lol
imagine being canada, and being out in the first round, after not winning the cup for 26 (twenty-six) years
thoughts?
>hate all Boston teams
>hate the >laffs even more
>He thinks we all care about the other the Canadian teams getting blown the fuck out in the first round
im just having a bit of a chuckle to myself thinking about that flims poster with the sick truck that has hockeysticks with flames flags attached to them and how he's gonna spend the weekend taking all that stuff off his truck cuz they're eliminated
i dont share my fuckin bourbon
anyone got an estimate for the day of the rake this year?
But you guys post about just wanting to see a Canadian team do well all the fucking time.
You can't just claim that you don't do this when you constantly do.
whatcha drinking lad
Thank you lads, i appreciate it. Here is the Gordie picture i did, hopefully this one comes out better. I got a really good reference colour picture from this game that shows most of the stuff i need. Only thing i am unsure of is what colour the USA goalies mask would be, i know his pads are bare leather, it's probably a dark red or black from the looks of it or brown. Will look up a few more pictures.
please post your finished work here once your done, it looks really cool
Only >my team. I find the watching the others crash and burn, especially Toronto, satisfying
>old slow middle aged men
they wouldnt even be drafted in 2019
>that one hipster who was good enough to get into the league
Imagine hating Ovi
Do you have a version with just Howe coloured? Not sure mite b cool
more like these nuhl twinklets would have never been drafted into the original nhl
He wasn’t in his 40s his entire career lad
Imagine having sex with gypsies.
LOVE /hoc/
>snuggling with kitty
>game on
>posting on /hoc/
This is what girls must feel like watching shitty tv
Hate _________ ?
IT'S UP BOYS
EDT RUNS /hoc/
/cr*c/
>broons
>shitty beer
>sunset popping though after raining all day
This is happiness.
awwww shit
Thanks now i have autism
me on the bottom
the one brother who does most of the setup for these actually has legit autism, which isn't too surprising i suppose
Friendly reminder it was 3-0
Yeah i do, doesn't have the exact finish as the final version.
Based dutch autism youtuber
you should find out where he does these so you can get an interview or something
Even though they'd be black anyway its weird that I can tell the skates are still grayscale.
Based Matthews
cuck
Damn, those pics look really awesome restored like this lad
They already did an interview with him, they built some sand-track with him.
That’s not what that word means and there’s nothing wrong with bullying a 62 win team getting swept out
Gain height
Hit the weights
Take a shower
Get a clue
Based fucking torts interview
youtu.be
>O'rags
cool, enjoy your work
intermission entertainment
youtube.com
Do you live in Hawaii
No fucking thank you.
Grandpa Gay Kikening Dolts
They are coloured lad, i disabled the layer in this photo and added in the coloured skates next to them. The ranger player in the back has his skates coloured as well, used a couple layers of black and grey plus blue to colour the skates. Although they are pretty light layers with like 50% opacity.
Thanks lads
>rescue dogs and horses
Good lad
flames to win the series 4-3
what if those horses and dogs save people
Florida but not native so fuck the blots
based Stevie Y running like a bat out of hell from Tampa
No. Stop trying.
Finland is fucking GAY
He knew he built a team of softies and doesn't want to be associated with them
Flame to win AIDS. AIDS TO AIDS.
Tampon Slay Queens
y-you too
Make me
thanks lad, that was great
this game will be 0-0 after 3
this game fucking sucks lads
Bruins about to scar
That was a dive
cmoon
>finnish goaltending
dont fail me now, laffs need to win
Thoughts?
who cries more about the refs lads, laffs fans or shorks fans?
canes
What is Apu's voice like? I keep hearing it as Donald Duck in my head.
Flames
Go whine somewhere else
Gallant
>bruins in charge of playing pp
All the "sharks whining" last night was falseflagging
Golden Knights twitter guy
Welp, add one tally for Sharks fans.
No
Get dabbed on fuck boy steve
based lightning admitting the golden knights are the best team in the league
>magnets
>how do they work?
Im only replying because of the trips
I also only just now realized whoever made this spelled you're wrong and now im not sure if its subtle bait
go back to your trailer desk jockey
>DAE just LOVE goalie duels?? nothing better than a 0-0 game!!!!
>getting to sleep in bed with leshaun most of the days
lucky
i bet leshaun is a good big spoon desu
CBJ will sweep any of these shit teams too
business idea
give refs firearms to help them enforce rules
Mike Milbury is /ourguy/
Does a cuck reverse cucking his wife and ending up in a successful gay relationship with the bull have a name? I feel like it should.
How about hard foam bats?
Yes
After game 4 there was so much salt over the refs
>stupid faggot lazy golden knights couldn't close it out so we have to wait until sunday for game six
It's called a Canadian marriage
>the ice is going to be absolute shit
fuuug
Toppest of keks
Lads, it's up
youtube.com
this is boring without a 2nd game going on during the intermission
Someone fucking score already.
I wish someone would just buy the Flyers and move them out of Philly. Team has been awful for years, Snider isn't around anymore and the fanbase is unbearable.
trips of truth
PSA: Tomorrow his Hitler's birthday so don't forget a card and some flowers
Easter is reddit
not buying it
My birthday is on Sunday, what will you get me?
>be zombie hippie that retards unironically believe in, but believe in the exact opposite teachings of love/peace that he taught
yeah, easter is pretty reddit
>blots
based and 88pilled
Ohio-fag here.
Been a blue jackets fan since they came into the league. When they got in the playoffs, and drew the bolts, had to listen to everyone talk about how the jackets were going to get swept, and they had no chance. Then watching the bolts go up 3-0 in game one, i agreed with them. After that firat period the jackets proceed to just beat the living hell out of tampa. Tampa never had a lead again in the series. Not saying they will win in round 2, but i genuinely believe they can play with, and beat anyone. If they lose in round 2, they still got the monkey of not winning a playoff series off their backs. Plus, besides bob, they are a really young talented team. I would rather play the leafs, because their game is a lot like tampa's. Fast and finesse.
Plus we got the best nig nog on ice
GO JACKETS!!!
a (you) if I’m here
Are you planning on sudokuing?
Easter is definitely onions
most reddit post in this thread, and that's saying something
Imagine hating based resurrection day of our lord and savior
Let's fucking go.
>reddit post is reddit
very good retard
sauron did NOTHING wrong
>bday on the holiest day of the year
Jealous desu
have sex
GOOD GOAL
This cocaine isn't that good lads
Only retards still do cocaine, especially considering it's barely cocaine anymore.
>all coach’s challenges go to Toronto
>Toronto is playing and a potential beneficiary of any call
Hmm...
based incel
Goalie duels are based
never
go back
MY FAVORITE TWINK
>Boston getting shut out at home by the Leafs
Pathetic
Okay phoneposter kun
>2019
>posting on a non mobile device
I want zoomers to leave
>Ruins
>t. Never seen a Leaf game
GO AVS GO
oh no think of the boston kids when the bruins get eliminated. They havent seen a championship since the pats won a few months ago :(
avs/knights will be lit
>420 blaze it
tfw the leafs win 8 cups and theres no more wars or racism or poverty no more
thinking that boston and toronto both being shut out at home would be good things
blessed [post]
oh well
Dont let this distract you from the fact that the Jets blew a 2-0 in the 3rd period and ended up losing with 15 seconds left.
based and bloomerpilled
remember when the leafs complained about refpuck? refs were conspiring against leafs?
>laffs this desperate
do they seriously have no confidence they can hold on for 44 seconds
flames elimination tonight
based
>want to get back into hockey
>can't decide which team to support
make a case for why i should be a fan of your team, Yea Forums
>matthews with 4 goals in last 3 games
i-is he redeeming himself?
boston sweep in 7
no
Oh yes
leafs nation reporting in
This is only going to make the Bruins win in game 7 even sweeter
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
grapes confirming tendie interference
You can't logically choose a team. It just happens and you just know. It's a team for life even if they're shit.
Laffs because we're Canada's team
>hire the coach you reverse swept
what did the kangz mean by this
what do you mean? laffs didn't challenge
LAMES ELIMINATION TIME
>bawston
Support your local AHL or ECHL team. Love the game, then love a team.
Whatever team is from your state or closest to where you live retard
Don't think my nerves could handle a game 7 against the Bruins..
Please, just end it Sunday
>you were on /hoc/ when Tampon Gay got swept.
>my echl team lost tonight
It's a bad day senpai.
>only way laffs can win is if Bettman rigs a non-goal interference call
how fucking sad lmao, the state of canada rn
i hate this half spic so much when are we trading him for a good ontario boy
stars
maple jews at it again
the call was karma on the kadri suspension
OHNONONONO
imagine being this obsessed, we were injured
Blues because we’re the oldest team in North American sports to never win a championship
I really, really, really like this image
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Looks like a young Gary Bettman
Broons might have lost but at least I'm not that ugly. Can't believe that goblin's dad took him in public.
i have bad news
bill burr lookin ass
It's. Caming. Home.
please don't post my wife's son online
its okay buddy i know
please don't make fun of ol' billie bitch-face
the bruins are trannies, baby
Yep, it's coming back home alright.
>laffs get a gift goal
>but bruins play like complete fucking garbage all night and didn't deserve to win anyway
not sure how to feel about this one lads
honestly it felt like the 2nd goal justified the first one because the bruins were just wretched tonight
WOAH
FUCK
well then
stop crying fr
>make it happen, gary
really?
>yes, the leafs can win this year
Laffs will shit the bed and lose in seven
Is there a worse 3rd period goalie than rask?
Second goal wouldn't have happened without the first non-goal because Tuuk wouldn't have fallen apart like he always does the big fucking baby.
Lesgo boys
Based Everblades. That'll make the wins even sweeter. My team is losing 2-1. Feel bad man
Last year was 100% rigged for the Colorado Eagles. Can't have the team moving up to the AHL lose.
Fucking vegas>laffs confirmed
happy phlegms elimination day lads!
If anything Boarston benefited from the offside review during the last minute. Their top line was gassed and they didn't have their timeout. Now did Hyman bump into Rask? Yes. Would Rask have been able to make the save if Hyman didn't touch him? No. I think that's why they let the goal stand.
Also, this
what the fuck is this pre-game
honestly cant blame tuuka tonight
im the first to jump at tuuka when he turns into poopa, but tonight's loss was literally all about how fucking atrocious our forwards were, namely Pasta and Marchand. Bergy and Krejci were also embarrassingly bad.
Gotta agree with this desu. Avs should have been a cakewalk but flams hate their fans.
miko gonna get a hatty tonight
rip anyone with epilepsy
game 5 is a must win for the flames imo
Shorks
game 6 is a must win for the bruins imo
>all those people here to watch their team get bounced
>i-is
k-kys
hmm what about game 6 for the jets
gallant even cries when the calls benefit him
>given 2 minutes instead of obvious 4
>gallant whining on the bench
why do american kids floss everywhere all the time?
Couldn't be me lmao
matthews is proving hes not a bust tbdesu
it's funny because calgary probably would've trounced dallas
plucking my ass hairs right now lads. go leafs
where were you when the top 2 teams in the league lost 8-1 in the first round
WHERE THE FUCK IS GEORGE CANYON??
What was the choral music the flames were just playing before the AC/DC came on? That was some good shit.
>Calgary
>American
>writes american
>picture is clearly taken in texas
Calgary is in Coronado retard
because fuck tha rags
when i was that age we were all doing the runescape dance
Mitch marner mom flossing is so hot
WEW
spot the milkers
Don't fall for her charms she can only birth dyel manlets
Very nice.
God damnit lads
how did i do?
>already hit daily caloric intake
>still hungry and sober
Cheat day? I want to be drunk right now.
Unlucky m8
too drunk eh?
this is what you're getting because no one made a fucking thread
F
I learned today Matt Nieto is of Hispanic genes and wrote a book in 1st grade wanting to be a hockey player.
huomenta /kiekko/
I wouldn't doubt it. Ever since the Tim Donaghy fiasco in the NBA, there's gotta be a lot of rigging going on everywhere. The Eagles look pretty solid against the Wolves this year.
lick it up you slut
shattered, like the flames' chances
anything can happen.
nice dubs
F
time to grab the beer sponge and a mug!
is mackinnon the next duncan keith?
dude plays 40 minutes a game
The referees a wanker
is calgary bad or is colorado good
Why do I feel like this is going 7?
Both sides just played a solid defensive game. No room to move anywhere on the ice. Our top line (Tavares/Marner) was also non-existent.
Why is it always so quiet in Calgary?
I've still got a pretty good shot at calling 7/8 series incorrectly guys.
because the reddit showers have no defense
when the shorks defend well they look like contenders
>leafs win game 6
>rest up before round 2
>sweep the teds
This is my first full season as a member of this sub and I just want to extend my gratitude to one of the most knowledgeable and hilarious communities. The camaraderie is fucking awesome and y’all have been awesome throughout this tough season and post season.
I always look forward to the game and post game threads, assessments and commentary. It’s like watching a game at your favorite bar with a bunch of badass fans...except I’m on my couch with no pants on.
Anyway, cheers to all of you and to us and especially to our favorite dudes in teal & black!!
ONWARDS!
Kapanen is our only forward with any heart left now that Kadri is banned. Bruins in 7.
>reddit showers
Based. Ty.
calgary has been badly outshot and outpossessed the last couple games. i dont really believe in the corsi meme but at the same time you arent going to win if you never possess the puck.
Git
Who should I reddit-edit
goals will be scored
amazing posts
thank you for doing your part
No Avalance/Flames thread?
I wish only bad things to happen to Winnipeg and Edmonton whether it be their cities their citizens or their hockey teams. Especially Edmonton
who?
what are you going to do with the hair dryer
Mother fucker
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ONONONONONONNONO >LAMES FANS
It's almost like we don't like reddit here.
ugly tower desu
what happened to the flames? werent they good in the regular season?
I'd imagine you are, after getting anally raped like that.
bing bing lads
they play in a meme conference
Let's all talk about reddit
You all are missing great hockey discussion in this thread.
...
what's with the hair dryer?
gamethread fucking sucks.
Finn enabling is now a bannable offense.
t. New Boss of /hoc/
Keith is overrated IMHO, maybe the next Kane because he's looking consistent than McBust who is way overrated just like his Crysbaby
Thanks.
To dry my hair.
>Lames 10 giveaways in 11 minutes
They really don't want to win
>defensive zone giveaways
happy flames elimination day!
should be a penalty shot
Red pill me on pizza 73
>PENALTY SHOT
OH BOY
lol @ that ps
Their marinara sauce fucking sucks, but they have a good donair pizza. Their poutine is alright.
>Flims have delayed penalty
>Dumps it in
ARE THEY STUPID!?
*laughs*
Watch Johnny bury this one
le hand shake fag is finally being exposed as a fraud regular season baby
What are you drinking lads?
I'm sipping on some boylent protein drink, watching my second team, the Avs, while wearing the kit of my primary team, the Golden Knights of Las Vegas, Nevada.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JAAAAAAANNIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSS
Who is this?!
Is donair like doner kebab aka gyro
Get better internet
>10/10 titties
>penis
i hate 2019
why lads? why?
why are trap cocks so fucking big all the time?based mom
coffee
that’s life on the chan
Johnny hockey everyone
>bustreau
>0/3 on breakaways
bing bing wahoo
Finland wins
Somewhat. The sauce is completely different, its usually made with evaporated milk, vinegar, and garlic poweder. the meat is usually beef with maybe similiar spices, and its done in like, a burrito wrap I suppose.
It usually has no veg.
Mike Shit
you should hate your taste for superfake plastic tits
Hopefully the quality of life in Edmonton decreases
Wish she was sucking on a cock, not a toe.
Who the fuck finds someone sucking on their own toe hot?
Fuck the Avs and fuck hockey. I'm hitting the hay.
That's really bad for your knees bending them that far.
>she
only SHIT games on tonight
kek time to chimp out flims
>she
Thats very clearly a girl. I know you're gay, but not all attractive women are men.
so this is the power of real north american hours
not our finest.
God morgon svenska. It's been a weird day. Just accept whatever happens at this point.
God, I wish I could just get on my knees behind him and suck that cock between his legs.
Why do real trannies look like fucking monsters, while we have these 10/10 mythical creatures on the internet.
>be the top two seeds
>lose
>letting monkeys fuck you
>getting aids
Looks like hes shitting a turd, honestly.
>laffs will be the last Canadian team standing
Grim
And a good morning to you lads. It is what it is, edgy boy will go to bed at some point, hopefully
Where the FUCK are the jannies?
Is anything more meme than the Pacific? What a shit show that is.
On another note, am I the only islanders fan on this board? I've yet to see my peers post here.
Really?
they fucking love this shit
Why didn't his overseas career takeoff properly?
sorry we gotta wait until they finish jerking it before they start cleaning up
what is she thinking lads?
wut
wew
U jelly, white boy?
ABANDON THREAD
guaranteed onions milk was used
Hockey hags are looking for dick win or lose.
>"Should I have said yes to Gary?"
You can't keep posting these without sauce.
youtube.com
Who was in the wrong here?
youtube.com
Marners mom flossing
I am a soccer fan but I was thinking about how your sport has fighting but you know what? Why not sign a whole team of boxers, teach them to skate, and just knock out the entire other team?
Is there a reason this wouldn't work?
Play stops during fighting
sexy
I want to perform a ritual killing of anyone involved with making this Discover commercial. I hate it so fucking much.
anyone here like hockey?
like
said, play stops during fighting. Also everyone who fights gets a 5 minute penalty. So you have an entire team of people who aren't great hockey players, getting into fight that don't effect the game, and then sitting out for 5 minutes.
There's no draws in the NHL so scoring has to occur
They wouldn't necessarily be able to fight. I could probably beat a boxer in a hockey fight if they've never skated before just by yanking him off balance once
Play stops during fighting and the players have to leave the game and you don’t earn any points
this is some spooky shit
Messy long hair > literally anything
so FUCKING stoned
next thread better be a wholesome family edition
Why are hockey threads full of porn?
I thought better of hockey fans. Welp... back to my own sport now.
Leafs are shitposting their one win a year.
i am just really upset with this thread.
I hope Vegas makes quick work of Colorado in the next round.
Where my Isles bros at?
fun story. i used to work with the guitarist of that band, shane gallagher at a record score about 8 years ago. we also both banged a qt that worked there as well.
the next goal is BIG
end of thread reminder that Seattle IS exceptional
Xheattle Dickgirls
>flim flams
Sexy
>Shane Gallagher worked at a record store in 2011
That's sad as fuck. Guess he got left behind when Mark and Travis restarted Blink. None of Shane's earlier/later bands took off I guess.
I used to play hockey with a guy named Sean Gallagher
It all comes full circle
when he started working there, he was dead broke. poor bastard had a heroin problem, and pretty much squandered all of his money from the band days. he worked his way up to management and ended up getting fired for stealing from the deposits. no idea whatever happened to him.
Avs
end of thread reminder that the flames suck
Happy flims elimination day,
They look like dog shit
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>repressedanon
>three posts early
NOPE NOPE NIGGA
I swear this was at 500 before the jannies finally woke up and started pruning all of the tranny shit.
then why is your post still here
checkmate
>haven't been paying attention to the thread
(you)
btfo
i'm just here to hocpost
>johnny hockey
>has to bump the goalie to score
*pulls the goalie near you*
Why is Calgary playing like shit?
500 (until they prune something else)
you just answered your own question
>Leafs are shitposting their one win a year.
>One of the best teams in the league
Someone sure is mad.
your not winning a Cup unless Dave Keon comes back
lolwut are you for real??
>The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada
fuck off lol
there are almost 6 million people in Toronto. That's a lot more people to move to other cities and wear Leafs sweaters to games.
You really think a lot of people born in Calgary are Leafs fans?
Much in the same way the baseball and football teams of Washington DC are hugely successful.
Everyone's pal Lanny McDonald, and dashing international playboy and man-of-mystery Derek Sanderson, are miles ahead.
if you painted this you are fucking GREAT!
Really nigger?
the closest thing to a correct answer