Marcos is at the wheel
Marcos is at the wheel
based
They say Germancis have square faces but his face is a fucking square
>and then she said to me "Marcos when I'm with you I just feel completely safe"
her sister's a journalist
kek, no. What we southern europeans say is that germanics have 'square heads', meaning 'very organized and serious minds, that can't understand sarcasm or metaphors or second meanings', which you completely proved right with your post.
Deliziosa
damn why are nothern europeans such fucking autists??
why is chelsea so based?
Hop in
based and carpilled
German people understand irony way better than spaniards. Spanish people are unironically fucking full
I will never feel offended by anything a French dude says to me. I've been to France three times, I know who you are.
said no one ever
I've been on spain repeatedly, sharee m'y opinion with various people, ans they all agree: spaniards are super Boring
Otherwise they're nice but way too serious about everything. Portuguese are far more funny tout be around
Typos are due to automatic corrector
Nobody cares lmao
Marcos "Slag Smasher" Alonso
Marcos "Adios Stupid Hoes" Alonso
Marcos "Slaughter Your Daughter" Alonso
Marcos "Pay The Fine Don't Do The Time" Alonso
Marcos "If you have a gash prepare for the crash" Alonso
Marcos "If I hear you got pregnant your baby will be a smudge n the pavement" Alonso>Marcos "Drunk-Driving, Kike-Despising" Alonso
Marcos "If she complains, smash her brains on the traffic lane, it's fine, you're in Spain" Alonso
Marcos "I'll Leave Your Whore On The Floor" Alonso
Marcos "Flatten hoes, score goals" Alonso
Marcos "Crash my car, become a star" Alonso
Marcos "Flattened that bitch, don't matter cos I'm rich" Alonso
Marcos "Ford Sierra on Top of Every Perra" Alonso
Marcos "turn that mamacita into a fajita" Alonso
Marcos "Give Her The Dick And The Brick" Alonso
Marcos "Pedal To The Floor, Ended That Whore" Alonso
Marcos "Chick Who Died Cost Less Than My Ride" Alonso
Marcos "Cracked her skull then scored against Hull" Alonso
Marcos "Murdered a bitch now my whole family's rich" Alonso
Marcos "Hit a slag put her in a bag" Alonso
Marcos "Scores goals, reaps souls" Alonso
yes, if theres one famous trait we have is the seriousness
For me, it's Marcos "Slaughter Your Daughter" Alonso.
Southern Euros are very feminized. They love their shoes, their clothes, their wine, overly emotional, hate work, etc