/hoc/

Good afternoon bread nation

A V A L A N C H E

N/a/shville!

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/h/a/c/

Good afternoon Wild nation, we're coming at you live from THE State of Hockey

is peanuts anime

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i will literally fly to you and suck your micropenis if the mild even make the wild card

Good Friday
Good Thread
Good Finns

Ok

Spelled flyers wrong

Sharkies desu

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>laffs

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there is no such thing as a good f*nn all f*nns OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=pVCcmbhpiU0

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>squirting water at a darkie
Thornton was too based for this world.

>Laffs

Was weird seeing him in South east Asia and then all of a sudden in my city at the t mobile arena spectating the sharks getting blown out. Big fan of his vids

open Yea Forums
200 divegrass threads
when will the faggotry end..
thank God for /hoc/
>go knights of vegas

There’s less than a month of the season and no World Cup or euro tournament this summer it will calm down

reckon we need an alliance with /cric/, /mlb/, and /147/

copa america is this summer la

yuropoors n hues and divegrass faggotry

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We don’t any of those non-whites

The alliance is /hoc/ /heem/ and /mlb/

I watched a clip of dive grass for the first time in a while. It was literally renaldo diving and acting. I couldn’t believe it I thought it was a meme

just woke up

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/hoc/ and Yea Forums is the patrician alliance

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So who's going to win the cup this year? I had my money on the bolts, but we all saw how that turned out.

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Flyers

leafs

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It's the first harem anime

the playoffs have been surprising this year so far. it's actually hard to say. I want calgary to win but it's going to be the blue jackets unless they get swept in round 2.

Who is best peanuts?

Schroeder

Pig Pen

Business idea: Wings hire Yzerman and during first game against the Avs he fights Sakic.

>Calgary Flames

More like Calgary Notre Dames

The analysts all say Vegas now, but it's a complete crapshoot.
Practically anyone who isn't eliminated could win it.

Delivered on my promise

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based and ice-pilled

boring fucking day, wish it was hokki time

Holy shit, all i need is a timestamp and congrats user, you and toilet water shark guy are the only two to make good

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not gonna lie it would be pretty ebin if belarus beats >our u18 team next

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He posted it last thread, it's stolen from Twitter

Canada/Finland/USA get all 6 medals in 2022 if they bring their best teams regardless of age or prior experience. Too much talent coming out of these 3 nations now to ignore

Remember when Philadelphia was saying they might hire yzerman? What is wrong with that organization?

damn

Can >we do it?

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Whoever wins the east

Anton Lundell desu

What position do you play

Us 12s

They also thought they were getting coach Q

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Imagine both number one seeds getting a combined total of 1 win in the playoffs.

I can't fucking wait.

I'm eating mämmi atm. ama

did you put ketsuppi on it? :DDD

should I kill myself

>yfw all the division winners get eliminated in the first round

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kerma :D

I miss winter

REDDIT
>avs
>jackets
>canes
>jest
>nights
>ruins
>laffs

NOT REDDIT
>flames
>bloos
>preds
>stors
>sharkies :3
>islels
>caps

No

REDDIT
>your team
>NOT REDDIT
>my team

I think I'm shadow banned on Reddit. Either that or my comments aren't funny cause I never get up voted

My favorite subreddits are /r/videogaming, /r/movies, and /r/politics

Reminder that Christ died for your sins today

hahahahha >we still havent scored against belarus THIS is the new hockey generation ahehahehahehahuhahahhahauuuhauhauhauhuahuhaaa :DDD:D:DD

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I suggest you go back there

But Dallas didn't win the division.

the only reason i ever go to reddit, ever, is for r/hockeystreams

based

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Franklin

Dallas is better than the preds desu

peppermint patty had some fat milkies and i love redheads
that's my selection

no good games today

jealous?

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shannon time?

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no i just ate
what is that even? pimento?

if your cum is that color see a doctor

Last bit of my hummus on elite, muscular, Swedish wasa crisps.

Still howling @ Tampon Bay lads

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The shove on oshie didn't look that bad.

BROONS!

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>still four and a half hours
I'm bored senpai

division championship banners are such a meme

Tfw realized we qmarent going to have 8 games again

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happy passover

erm, i think you mean good friday

Why are Pacific division fans such weeb faggots?

Enough time to get drunk and fired up.

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The Leafs will beat the Bruins tonight

oh well im sure >our u18 team can beat switzerland atleast to get to the ploffs :DD

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>2-0

binland please

Going ice skating tonight with my gf and friends
t. Vegas

Imma be there to steal your girl with my superior edge work

leafs nation is prepared. mentally and physically there is only readiness. all vitamins are maxed, all nutrients are being absorbed. mental acuity is beyond comprehension, every muscle is tight.

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>leaf gonna steal an ameribear's fapping arm
brutal

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what anime should I watch while I wait for hockey? or should i play vidya? watch a couple of movies? read a book?

buttholes clenched tight too because you are scared m8

Name 1 bad thing about leafs fans

>belarus beats czechs
>now finland
>next canada
how did a vassal country become this good in hokki

Read the Bible

There is a lot of scared right now itt

leafs nation does not dwell on negativity. every second spent dwelling on ill thoughts and negativity is dooming yourself to a mental and spiritual prison. all of leafs nation keeps the brainwaves in the high realm.

cocks TOO big

oon toi kissa
oon myös tää kissa

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taking my kid to see Shazam while we're both off today anyone see it?

watch Sword Art Online Abridged

Read Bobby Sands instead

Not a big fan of pakis tbqhwy

I'm sorry, but did the Leafs already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only game 5. Does not having the lead at game 5 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make these posts when the series is still on? The Maple Leafs are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Atlantic division for how many years now? They're playing one of the most overrated teams in the NHL who just happen to have tied the series because they're feeding off the energy of biased officiating. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Maple Leafs are one of the best fucking teams in Canada, they went 49-26 last year and would of won the Stanley Cup if we had John Tavares. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Leafs win. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on /hoc/ again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Leafs yellow face posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your yellow faces now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>2003-04 stanley cup champions
I'm still mad about that game 6. Especially now that Iggy retired without ever winning the cup.

imagine losing to belarus lmao

morning knights knations

>team four star
Reddit

>3-0 for belarus
AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAA

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kek

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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I was betting on Caps, but it looks like they will shit the bed again

t. trembling

Broons will be the ones laffing tonight

Something witty entertainment you absolute mongoloid

Top of the afternoon fellow knight

is that yzerman announcement happening now?

Senko or bocci is what I’d recommend

>4-0 in finals
Phew.

okay bud

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>If Marner burned a year of his ELC, the Laffs would have only had to pay him 6-7 million
>Now he's going to want 10+ million
Top jej

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what does the ref usually talk to the two players in the circle before he drops the puck?

good morning frens

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telling them gary's script

>willingly stumping player development so they suck and make less money

200IQ move

It’s 3pm on the east coast, 12pm pacific. What are you doing?

hard as diamonds right now

less soi in the food system there

NHL YouTube channel has some “mic’ed” up videos. It’s basically polite Canadians shooting the shit

making coffee, you?

Christianity is a Reddit “reliegion” and Easter is the most normie cuck onions boy Reddit tier “holiday” in the country.

Grow the hell up

anyone wanna play minecraft later

>how's the family?
>don't fucking touch the red line
>fuck you he's touching it too
>sorry
>sorry

>*tips*

Wow, my dude. What should we celebrate then?

youtu.be/DjMCwQiuNPk?t=59s

Can someone explain the bing bing meme to me?

I knew White Russians were superior

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your hollow words have no meaning.

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Ow the edge

I need to sleep before hockey

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>morning
Fuck you

>predditors
>not reddit
Go back

Yes. Please go to bed.

>>>r/atheism

why are you mad at me?

maybe he lives in hawaii

Dumb frogposter

more like Kinos amirite?

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I want to enjoy mornings but I never wake up before noon. Mornings sound like peak comfy but then I'd miss out on peak night by going to be too early.

Based frogposter

BASED
A
S
E
D

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When is hockey?

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What team has the worst goal song and why is it the leafs?

Thanks man. Here is a high quality (You)

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my board. I work here with Sweden and Canada. Every team here has a supporter and an anime spammer. One thing i've learned after 21 years: you never know WHO is going to bust

yeah, like finland against belarus currently LMAO :DD

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youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg

Hamilton > Tampa gays pigs

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Someone redpill me on finnish procents

Minnesota wild will win the cup next year

>Wake up
>Go check on the wife in her room
>oh, Tyrone is over, they must have been up late
>cook breakfast in bed
>eggs benny, toast with marmalade, coffee with two sugar two cream (just how she likes it)
>tip toe in to my wife's bedroom
>serve breakfast in bed
>give her and tyrone footrubs while they eat
>she said I could play 25 minutes of mario kart before the avalance game
>best day ever

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How?

Just told my boomer dad the news

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lolling out loud tbdesu

Fake and gay. Just like your dad

m'lady

>tfw we might experience another u18 coaching change again

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>3:26 PM

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>7 minutes ago

lol lets see how good >our 5vs3 is when 5vs4 hardly does anything either

The timing. Just rubbing the salt in Tampa's wounds.

>he doesnt live in the EST timezone

Grim.

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you're all just mad that my dad replies to me instantly while your dad(s?) reply to you never

BOS 5 - TOR 1
CAL 3 - DEN 2 OT (3rd line scores the winner)

I've been ghosting my dad for years.

how long until NHL switches to permanent 4on4 during regular time to promote scoring?

>cal

why the FUCK isnt there an afternoon game today

Trap sucks but not bad enough to get rid of 5on5.

>living in the worst time zone

extremely based and incredibly redpilled

>the most universally identified timezone
>worst
Sad that you're so jealous

we are lucky gary is still allowing games on passover

Imagine it not even being noon yet
>grim

if the leafs win 1 more game they have officially overacheived based on their defense and goaltending

Tfw my boomer dad called me yesterday to ask how to "make the tv picture fit the screen because it's all huge"

the leafs are going to win 14 more games.

So by your logic dive grass is the best sport and hockey is shit. Popular=/=good.

>EST has almost all of the best states
>worst time zone

... next year.

What do you have against Alaska and Hawaii lad?

Next season

Who the fuck are CAL and DEN?

RISE UP LEAF NATION

Literally the worst states. East is shit all around.

Grasping at straws timezonelet

FINLAND SCORES AGAIN AGAINST MIGHTY BELARUS
2-4!!
TORILLA TAVATAAAN!! :DD
>canada
>better than belarus
>mfw

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>Best states
>Jew York
>Jew England
>Dixie coast
>Florida
Wew
Best states are all MST with the exception of nulorado

Laffs season SHANT be continuing after game 6. Check'em.

southeast is shit. northeast is kino.

This but the opposite

We’ve been through this already faggots:
>based
Original 13
>cringe
The rest

Mountainchads rise up

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most incorrect post ITT t b h

>original 13

>1-4

>mad
>at his shit timezone
>doesnt even understand strawman
Least coaster proving how retarded they are as always
South east is shit north east is mega hyper shit
Better

This. Fuck Vermont.

Imagine not being a Catholic

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Have a ding-dong diddly Badd Ass Weekend, /hoc/.

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92182748
Boiling

As scared of all 158 of you as I am of the leafs desu

Imagine believing you have to torture a man to get into heaven

>this angry worsterner thinking his dead timezone is better than glorious EST

Which timezone has the most cups?

bEST

Islanders fan here

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greatEST

So you agree hockey is shit and soccer is good

Thoughts on time zones?

Happy Easter faggot

What? You didnt anwser though, what timezone has the most cups? Ill even chop it down to most cups in last 25 years

>typical leaf trying to change the argument
>east also has more teams

stupid, it should be the same time everywhere

belarus stronk

more like CRIME zones

>Assuming EST is all coastal states
>Nearly half of the US is at least partially EST

>original 13 colonies
>actual history, actual culture
>unified by their relevance and their ties to one another, yet still with regional and dialectical differences that make each part unique
>actual character, people actually stand up for shit here
>comfy, Europe-tier biomes
>actual seasons, but without apocalypse-tier weather / nature problems like tornadoes, fires, earthquakes, volcanoes, etc.
>most of the hockey teams are here
>most of the relevant cities (and all of the good ones) are here
>most of the relevant companies' headquarters are here
I think I know who this is, too.
It's time to stop with the PST meme.

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goatEST

meanwhile...

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its technically only EST during the fall/winter. during the summer/spring its EDT.

2000% based.

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man it looks like finland might actually tie against BELARUS!!

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Based and redpilled flyers poster

Are you making anything exciting for dinner? Best way to start the weekend is a satisfying and nutritious dinner on a Friday.

What timezone has the best priced onion rings?

Rangers legend Kaapo Kakko

We arent arguing which timezone has more teams in it we are arguing which time zone is the best. And its west coast by far.
>all sporting events start around noon and end by 10 PM
>better beaches
>no new englanders
>no swamps
>better landscapes
I could go on

for me it was calgary flames legend, jaromir jagr.

Probably central desu

>portland

>the timezone most athletes and millionaires choose to live in
>b-b-but 10pm

Imagine your state not having fought in the revolutionary war

LA kings legend Wayne gretzky

What a game. If only there was another 3x5

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Oilers legend Jesse Buljujarvi

Which US timezone has the least Mexicans? Thats the best one.

That's still the west

California
Xeattle

Imagine your state not having fought in the Civil War

I'd go so far as to say that it's not a real state at that point, it's just the backyard of the actual states.

That would be mountain

For me it's Colorado legend Jarome Iginla

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Maple Leafs hero Brian Leetch

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/hoc/ legend Ted

>contains new MEXICO
>least mexicans

>#5 economy of the world
>beautiful emerald city

>jersey
>jew york

>implying night games aren't fun
Florida man meme aside the gulf coast has better beaches than anywhere in California and EST has includes the Caribbean.
>implying new england isn't based
>implying swamps aren't an awesome biome
The only thing EST doesn't have are bigger mountains than the Appalachian, which is a point to Mountain time not PST.

for me its canucks legend mats sundin

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>Mountain
>Least Mexicans
Mountain (Green) is in part of Mexico

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with gretzky at 1 obviously, who are your top 5 players of all time

my timezone would bootyblast these other timezones

New mexico is ironically not very mexican

Who can ever forget the favorite son of the Quebec Nordiques, Ron Hextall?

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youtube.com/watch?v=6Q3-lwcbeF4

1. Gretzky
2. Orr
3. Howe
4. Lemieux
5. McDavid

Iiterally Reddit, literally their favorite game. “Le Blues le legend le Martin Brodeur le LoL xDDD”

GO. THE. FUCK. BACK

1. Brind'Amour
2. Aho
3. Ward
4. Mrazek
5. Gretzky

>rags

1. Crosby
2. Mcdavid
3. Gretzky
4. Lemeuix
5. Orr

>having to stay up till 2 am if a game goes into ot
>gulf coast is shit
>swamps are awful humidity and mosquitos
Florida is just trying to feel better about living in a miserable shit hole full of crazy meth heads

1. gretzky
2. mario
3. orr
4. crosby
5. lidstrom

>humidity
Is that really worse that literal fires?

I was actually referring to Louisiana for the swamp. The everglades were dammed off a hundred years ago. People who shitpost about Florida have never been there.

>absolute state of >our u18 team

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>niggers and even more mosquitoes
Gross
Actually yes

BROONS!

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>west
>earthquakes and faggots

>shitposting about places you've never been and know nothing about

>ranking ron francis below zoomers

Shameful

>universally identified timezone
it's GMT

Jokes on you I've been all over the us and the world as well. Suck a dick dumbshit.

>half of it on fire for weeks at a time
>mudslides

You forgot
>the dystopian corporatist censors of Silicon Valley

Broons & Canes are the patrician Eastern Conference teams to root for yes?

what kind of bread should i get at the store

Teds and Isles are also pretty respectable choices this year, but yeah, I'd have to agree.

wow you guys argue over anything

Islanders canes
Bruins are gay but >laffs

Wonder

Paul Coffey was a better dman than Lidstrom

no ur gay

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No, we don't

when you are don cherrys age who is going to be your bobby orr?

Go fuck a tranny

pretty much all the teams left except the >leafs are fine to gun for. i am biased because I am a bruinigger but if you're a neutral you should root for them because for some reason boston winning triggers people super hard. i mean vancouver literally rioted because of them

Bergeron

Nah I'm fine, I'll leave that to you.

>OFFICIAL /hoc/ timezone poll:
strawpoll.me/17848070
strawpoll.me/17848070
strawpoll.me/17848070

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probably sid

Your average Boston fan

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gretzky babby

*your average least coaster

I'm so fucking bored I might die

Rekt

drew doughty

Irrelevant we've already established popular=/= good

youtube.com/watch?v=zs0n7h_aRhA

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3 votes from binland

Weird stereotype. Most bruins fans are fat obnoxious drunk guys that will punch you in the mouth on the T.

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOCIFIC BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

That's why we're voting on which one is the best.

So then you'd know that Florida beaches are top tier and you're retarded.

>another irrelevant pissing match
Wake me up when hockey is on

>no surf
>top tier
No

It’s amazing how many Canescucks there are in /hoc/ despite them literally being Reddit’s team.

When did /hoc/ become overrun with literal Redditors?

Sports riots over losses are always better than riots over wins but the 2011 Canucks were special.

Duncan Keith

>reddit spacing

*sets alarm at 10 pm eastern*

Voting is population and most of /hoc/ has not left their basement much less their time zone

>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
Don't they actually have one of the smallest reddit userbases?

>reddit format
>capitalizes reddit

I abstain from voting

Not even a Canes fan but I hope they win just to make you whiny faggots seethe

Surfing spots and beaches are completely different things. The whole point of the gulf coast and most islands is that the water is calm.

Thanks, fren.

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Based Suomi

I always just vote for whoever is winning so I can win too.

And are therefore worse than west coast

i looked at the results first and then voted for the most popular option just to fit in with everybody else

>Central
>0 votes

you'll get far in life doing this

>le surfer californian
hockey is not for you

My team has won the stanley cup every year of my life.

Unironically this.

based

I'll take this over the shitty California "beaches" any day.

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REMINDER
If you cannot do a pivot going full speed you have ABSOLUTELY no business posting here

>sunbelt arguing which sunbelt shithole is less shitty

What about 1/2 speed?

I can't even skate backwards

I haven't skated in 15 years.

thanks to gary hockey is for every one now. look at burger prospects coming up nowadays, they arent just from the northeast/midwest anymore. there are prospects coming from commiefornia and the sunbelt too now.

/cric/ is on the way

I've been on welfare for years now they're offering me disability

You now remember Grease hyped up on cheap turkish cocain

and you idiots actually draft them

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Fucking stupid kniggers, why couldn't you have won last night?

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FOREHEAD

A little more than 2 hrs to go lads!
Leafs to take the lead in the series tonight desu

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Juanston Matthews

ive literally never ice skated in my life haha

Why is it an issue that prospects from sunbelt states is starting to prosper?

ive been on disability for the last 8 months. the doctor basically encouraged me to go on it. i got a parttime job just to get out of the house a bit.

i can only crossover in one direction. i think it's because one of my legs is longer than the other.

They're usually pussies who don't like contact at all, let alone fighting.

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>can't handle the bants

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lifelong fan since 93 here, my brother and i were having dinner and watching the game and we were both pretty pissed by the end at the apathetic shit for play

Can you name some examples?

>2022

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>offering me disability
Are they going to break your legs?

No because I'm making shit up.

Well fair enough lol

Based liar user

>slimy mudshit crosschecks a kid
>get mad at the kid
toronto is cancer.

>two hours until the leafs slaughter the bruins
im so excited

Why 2022 in particular

Denmark is one of my favorite posters
Fighting belongs in hockey
Hockey is for everyone

Chicken thighs just went in the oven.

Honestly the worst part of the chicken
Yet the best part of a woman

Is Toronto the most hated city amongst Canadians? Every city has their rivals/enemy but Toronto seems to be unanimously hated by everyone not living in it

JAD-Kupari-Vilardi
IA-Cozens-Grundstrom
Brown-Kopi-Lizotte
Brodz-Kempe-Wagner

night,

they hate us cause they aint us. without toronto the rest of canada would be a wasteland.

>get tired
>decide to take a nap
>put baseball game on for ambient noise
>mfw I used baseball to literally put me to sleep

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Canada is a wasteland, with toronto it's a wasteland with a city of rapefugees and faggots.

Cant beat the price nor how easy/basic they are to make. You are definitely right about being the best part of a woman, though.

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Doctor prescribed me some beta blockers and now I can't see any posts in /hoc/. Help me bros!

you know gabe vilardi had a career threatening injury this year right? he only played 4 games in the year 2018-2019. hes still not even clear of injuries yet.

This desu most big banks operate out of Toronto lmao

Blake says hes on track for camp this summer

ah yes the united states. home to such cities as st.louis, detroit and baltimore.

*glasses you*
there you go

In case anyone missed it, Yzergod is back as Wings GM. After playing 4D chess in Tampa and ensuring our new rival will always be a laughing stock, he is home to win at least 3 more cups for the Red Wings. I would apologize now while you still can, /hoc/

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so long as there is a great series between the lanch and wongs ill allow it

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What did Tampa do to deserve this

so he missed 1 entire year of competitive hockey, and will miss this entire summer on training. those high expectations you have for him arent likely going to happen now. hes will have regressed a lot over that time and missed a lot of key development time.

True but you get what you pay for with chicken/meat in general.
>Tfw gonna have to start settling for less if a new job doesnt come soon...

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I AM SO EXCITED

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"No"

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check the year ass, by 2022 will give him plenty of time in the AHL

finna /cric/

Redpill me on Mitch Marner's mom.

that thing on ur head kind of looks like a shark D^:

LOL

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she's got quite firm bazingas doesn't she

wtf is wrong with this team

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I thought Vancouver was the one everyone hated?

Steve made them a strong team, and they choked the minute he left town. Its because the fans just dont understand what winter is and thus the franchise has no heart.

Granny doesnt know what the floss is and she wants out of this hell

hnng muh cric

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reminder all former snes are leading in categorys for the playoffs.

they do. remember in 2011 the whole country outside of bc was cheering for the ruins.

East coasters don't care about hongcouver/junkieland

>can I watch the kings draft players with you user?
fuk guys what do I do

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fug her

>hey uhhhh wanna go watch the sh*farts*arks draft late in the first round at this gay bay with me? *burps*

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Wear her thighs as earmuffs

just heard on radio red wongs have hire Yzerman... cbssports.com confirms... gud hire detoilet

this chick is either irish or irish american. the most irish woman ive ever seen

>blots

i'm looking at the standings?
bolts are #1 in 2019 playoff eliminations and GMs lost???

>sunbelt
tampa never deserved hockey in the first place

So literally nothing

my nuts hurt

are my pants too tight or should I see a doctor

holy shit, if you imagine that it's kinda at an angle coming at you
spooky

going to ireland tonight
any finns wanna meet up in dublin and get HEEM'd?

been wanking too much, my man.

Lance ‘em

/BEACHBELT/
>tampon gay was excluded since the beginning for a reason edition

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reminder that finns are friends

look what I found

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they only hurt when i sit

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>your future wife

>92184435

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what the FUCK did he mean by this

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do they sting or is it more of a bruise?

>Cant beat the price nor how easy/basic they are to make
Do you even meal prep bro? Always go for the big bag.

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this guy likes christmas a lot

Still trying?

>at the rink for pickup
>game going pretty good today, fast pace plenty of bants
>dump and chase
>one of your buddies does a no look chip up the zone
>this guy fucking boards the shit out of him

well hoc what do you do?

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>Crosby
>1A, -4 rating
This has to be bait

feels like i just got sack tapped when i sit

>not cool man

chimp out

so he hit the guy without the puck?

is he a know scumbag? Then absolutely fuck him up. Stand up for your teammates. Accidental? Get in his face about that shit, but let him keep his teeth

just applied some rogaine for the first time. fingers crossed I'll have a bunch of new hair tomorrow.

remember to get your eyebrows too

Finasteride is the only thing that works.

>get ready for the game

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Who /Chadzam!/ here

You can tell it's good because it has "Fin" in it.

FUCK THE LAFFS AND FUCK THE JANNIES

Based playoff pig

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So do you think Kadri will get to play again this season?

>hairlets posting on my /hoc/
YIKES

I think it’s gonna hurt for longer than usual this time lads

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those are just /cric/ visitors.

just wait, kid.

Marchand having a big game tonight.

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yeah im thinking were back

Next dream: Larkin to assume the captaincy

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>this defenseman got more points than Nolan Patrick

Fuck the jannies. Go broons

readjust them in the skin. Sounds like you have a nerve pinched or out of place. Shit floats around in there freely sometimes.

SHALL

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Doug Wilson is the only person ho was good as both player and GM

ahem

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>Svechnikov doubtful for Hurricanes in Game 5 against Capitals

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'Mess with the bull, you get the horns'

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1. Gretzky
2. Brodeur
3. Howe
4. Jagr
5. Messier

Fuck off, faggot.

Kozlov
Fedorov
Larionov
Fetisov
Konstantinov

Number rankings are for capitalist pigs

>Career ending knock out
Based Ovie

would

HOCKEY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON™

Can confirm this is not true and you've never been to the garden. Literally young people and qts everywhere. Nice try, faggot.

goalies dont count

How did he get away with beating up a child?

have sex

little zoomer shit was running his mouth

>19 years old
>Child
Fuck off

>child

new

Laine isn't going to get a 10x deal.
Matthews is over paid.
Nylander is a hack and should never had a deal over 5.5
Makar is better than Heiskanen and only one step behind Dahlin.

Replace Marty with Lemieux then

retard can't even link his own thread

is anyone making a new general and not a gamethread?