Major Losers Soccer

Major Losers Soccer

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MLS is for fags, REAL men follow the based USL

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based and redpilled

>expanded to 30 teams
>the league still doesn't have promotion and relegation

why

anyone who watches soccer is a loser so very accurate

>watching MLS but even shittier and more irrelevant
BASED

Take it one step at a time, American sports communism is deeply ingrained and it'll take a while before they move on to pro/rel.

It's basically MLS minus 90% of the cancerous Euroboos and cringey media circus.

I anticipate they'll eventually do pro-rel but on their own terms in a closed multi-tiered system. Or FIFA could stop being cowards and crack down on the countries that still don't practice pro-rel and threaten USSF with sanctions.

The capo memes we attribute to MLS literally came from a USL team.
USL is so euroboo they unironically named their leagues after the EFL divisions.

>major league soccer
>isn't even a top 5 league in the world

What did they mean by this?

We have a USL team in my town. The players are fucking awful even for MLS standards.

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take the USL pill

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Are tickets cheap?

You do know that Garber is the league commissioner and is a former NFL administrator right? He has no plans to ever push pro/rel in MLS because he wants to run MLS the American way i.e suck billionaire's dicks.

Why would Scholmo spend millions on an MLS stadium if they could get relegated back to the minor leagues after a bad year?

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>MLS teams
>Adopting naming conventions of euro soccer

>"Real" (royal) Salt Lake
>x FC
>x United

Is there a more cucked league?

At least the CPL is going to have promotion/relegation at some point

I kinda like it

I know nothing about soccer and I watched an MLS match and the level of play was so low I was stunned people take this shit league seriously

More FBI raids to root out corruption would follow.

>he doesn't watch USL League 2
You're missing out

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Why in the absolute fuck did US Soccer think it was a good idea to copy the english's retarded pyramid naming system?

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>I'll insult this Canadian by saying how much Canada sucks at soccer

How brown are you?

based and fuck soccer.

pro/rel between them win?

Or more accurately, how would Chaim convince a city to spend millions on a stadium?

I want to be a fan of a Major League Soccer team
I'm looking for: that the MLS team is the most important in your entire city / state
that the MLS team is the most successful in their city,
that the MLS team is the most popular,
the MLS team is the team with the most championships.
The MLS team has the highest attendance at the stadium
The MLS team is having more fans.
The MLS team is in a city Where Soccer is the most relevant professional sport.
and this in a city where any team of the NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL always loses, pathetic, almost without fans, irrelevant and without championship.

Which of the current MLS teams would recommend me or would it be better for me to wait for a future Expansion team?

Shut up you stupid faggot autist Fernando