Heem

Francis Ngannou

Low IQ idiot.

>Takes a dump on subhuman Jonny and Walker

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OP plz list bostonsalmon.com for news in the net thread

sincerely yours,the heem team

What's a "net thread"?

next thread

ohhhh

That’s not a real website you retard

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They are multiplying

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Rakic will snap him like a stick

hey you should know that we dont tolerate that kind of language here on /r/ heem

take that back

Daily Leddit MMA Cringe
IQ=98 Kavanaugh edition

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Fans
Getting into fighting has always been a dumb idea.
All the damage from fighting will make the person even dumber.

Daily Kavanaugh übercringe

Le smart BJJ science man edition

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there's no way rakic is 6'5

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All the faggots on Heem, who thing Roid Saint Pierre is clean, raise your hands

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I’ll take your back and pound you out big brown style my man if your next post isn’t an apology

heem heem heem
mma is a cool sport

He's around 6'4-6'5
But everyone in MMA adds 1-2 inches, so who knows

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But fershure 220lbs of muscle, SHREDDED in the Octagon

>be on main card on ESPN which probably brought in 50 to 100 million dollars
>Get paid 12 grand minus coaching expenses, travel, healthcare

Haha Holy shit. This is criminal

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Forgot pic

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Who gives a fuck. Fighters should get barely paid so they're kept hungry and have a longer career

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Is that image pre or post-jones gustafsson?

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What actually happens is all the good athletes go into soccer, NFL, NBA, or some other sport where they can actually make a living and so the UFC is left with subpar talent. Jon Jones is the goat MMA fighter but his brothers are average NFL talent

>Always respecting the energy of the place where we visited, seeking to improve all the time, I felt blessed to be in Bali on the full moon, in a special place like this !!!
Today we recorded and visited the Tirta Impul (water) temple in Uluwatu, and the Balinese believe very much in the water energy of this place

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS!???!!?!

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NFL isn't better athletes, there's just less anti-roid control, some of the best wrestlers ever are in mma, and modern boxing is largely a meme, also the 6'9+ lanklets that go into basketball would get snapped like twigs in mma, consider not posting this retarded argument again

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Dis guy shits on Jordan and Herschel Walker
Also pisses on Shaquille Oneil

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Thats a decent living if you fight at least once a month and build some sponsorship deals outside the octagon.

Fedor is the most overrated fighter of all time, got bodied in the UFC by cans in his athletic prime

excellent bait

>Fighting twelve times a year
The average fighter fights maybe 3-4 times a year. So you're middle class, but then you deduct travel, coaching, healthcare, and so on and you're barely making it. Al iquinta is among the best in the world in his division and has to sell realestate to pay his bills and eat. Not to mention the fact that the average UFC career is less than 10 years oh and all the suffering and healthcare cost that will arise later in life

How is it bait ? Have you seen his record ? Not very good. LMAO one of his best wins is considered cro cop, who got knocked out in his prime by fucking schaub.

Are you a degenerate GSP fan? Or a Roid Jones one?

Who is GOAT according to (you)rself?

Serbia is the worst poster

I like gsp more than Jones. Gsp is also overrated. Im more of an askren/McGregor fan

Jones. But like I said, Jones is average NFL talent. Elite atheltes go into sports and make millions, not to be middle class if they happen to make it to the top of their division. I don't even think the pre Lim fighters get paid

Paki is the worst "human"

Askren is shit. Colby, Usman and Till all retire him. Also, he acts like an average IQ dude who thinks he's smart
Conor is entertaining and has a flashy style, but Fedor is even more entertaining + a HW

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>Till beating askren

Okay now I know you're trolling. Till is a tomato can and has zero ground game.

Thats mainly down on doctor restrictions. Some dudes are practically fighting every other week when sparring is taken into account.

I personally lean towards making em fight much more regularly than they do now. One of the reasons fighting sport has been such a tough sell at an ongoing basis is that you have months between a fan favorite making an appearance.
As a sport they're trying to compete with leagues that keep people interested with weekly appearances. The NFL can have a full time Patriots fan who never has to see another pair of teams. The UFC relies on full time MMA fans.

Id rather have a champ doing a shitload of fights in his prime and retiring at 30. Then fighintg once a year and retiring in his 40s.

You're retarded if you think weekly fights will happen.

Serbia more like Shitbia

Woodley had no chance of a TD on Till. Till would mark up Askren and sprawl and defend all TDs

Till is a chinlet now you serbian retard

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You the Paki or the BLACKED Tûrk from Netherlands?

>Thinking it matters if he fights Askren

You inbred retard

Answer my question:

>You the x
Cringe discord tranny

how hard were you laughing when till got knocked out?

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Israel's gf is a qt for sure.
Now that we know he's not gay, does he heem Whittaker?

P4P hottest wife in MMA?

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Jones is a roiled lanklet he isn't the GOAT at all
Mark Hunt would crush him, for example.

I am the most elite shitposting prospect on heem. I've been keyboard grappling since I was three, I'd win a lengthy argument against anyone itt.

Different weight classes

you are poop

We're all in here! Ceremonial weigh-ins!!
youtube.com/watch?v=0eYrE58Q68c

Who /sting/ here

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Awful card. Will not watch, I mean stream

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the only thing that overweight bum is crushing is the entire mcdonalds menu

wtf how is shev's sister so hot

chinked

Nobody likes chink fighters. Even Nigganou or Bisping are more likable

>SSB hair
Based?

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>Card starts at 3pm tomorrow
Based and time pilled

The Islam meme ends tomorrow

Cozy time
Prelims start at midnight for me will be tough for sure

Now you understand how Europeans feel 90% of the time

>Chael fought Oleinik at middleweight
Whoa

Roxanne is literally the girl who likes anime way too much from high school. How the fuck

makes the mind go for a walk don't it?

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Overeem looking slightly juicy again

Ehh, this just tells me he isn't a pussy like Khabib,.and also isn't gifted perfect opponents and cans

The one at my school was a black girl. Was also the only black girl in my entire class.

Is that you rose?

uhhh pardon me but I prefer my fights WITHOUT racism and hate speech

one good thing about the Khabib vs Dustin fight is that you know these two gentlemen will keep it clean and classy

kthxbye

Imagine econoreem's brains with ubereem's physique
He'd be unstoppable

Thai kickboxers fight weekly.
The ufc could go monthly if the fighters manned up and the officials fucked off

You cannot say assalamu

>Both bellow average IQ
>Both have unexciting styles
>Fag Dustin likes to stall when he's getting sparked

Hope some terrorists attack the octagon

Great weigh-ins everyone looked healthy and ready to go
Going to bed now see you all tomorrow for UFC Saint Petersburg 2019 at the Yubileyny Sports Palace

A fighter with a below average IQ?? Jeez you don’t say

Did you fuck her

it isn’t their fault that you’re a racist incel degenerate

>Jorge Masvidal: Only thing Ben Askren can hold is ‘deez nuts’
“Based” special ed classes

Why do people still hate Schaub?

It must be a horrible existence watching someone you hate just keep getting more and more successful.

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Get lost discord hermaphrodite

Don't meme me here. What are the chances that reem makes it back to the top and fights for the title?

Common sense says 0.
The joke of the HW division says he has as good a chance as Brock.

After the Ngannou-Blaydes flush combo I'd say low. If he wins here, and gets maybe 2 more in a row he'll be in a title fight though.

>Reem
>Fucking REEM
Who gives a fugg, you basedbôy?

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God this Serbian is such a cringey fucking weirdo sperg. Filtered.

if he wins a few more and then beats the winner of Ngannou/JDS then he would be next

but his chin will not hold up through all of that

>F-filtered!
Bye Felicia, though I know u won't filter me ;)

it’s probably dernposter

holy shit I didn’t know he was a guest on tosh.0 for kids

Hottest fighter girlfriend in the game?

Fuck no, Dern is a disgusting cow

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>rogan in lifts for TV
>fighter barefoot
Really made me think.

Rory’s wife is the purest

Holy shit Big Brown looks like THAT?

She's 5'3 and no tits/curves, tho
And she's probably not bright, considering she's with Rory

Rob bringing him in to be his new fat retarded bodyguard or something?

Give me some locks for tomorrow my dudes.

It's Big Brown's bigger, non Jewish brother

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Overium, Pavlovich

Can't stand that cringy cunt tbqhwyf.

Are shoulder heems a good technique to use?

No, but shoulder rolls are

Lol this guy is unreal

Sting? Heh, more like STINK!

Who fights once a month?!?! Not even cowboy and his gambling debts is that active.

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Worked.

Heem can I ask you guys a favour
Please make sure your posts are extremely interesting and funny and good today, would be helpful

thoughts b?

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Just watched Masvidal on the JRE

He admits that he is literally retarded (no surprise) and Joe babies him and tells him how smart he is lmao

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I have a funny MMA joke for you buddy

What do UFC fighters need for chemistry class? Brunson Burners!

BRAVE CF 23 livestreaming on cytube totanon

Get lost

It amazes me how Masvidal and Colby are good friends.

Hope the ugly kike is the first death in the octagon.

When is /ourboy/ Choi returning?

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Adesanya couldn't even name an anime he enjoyed. He's unironically a cazzie who got a tattoo from a show he doesn't watch

hopefully soon my man

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Masvidal knows fighting but he was a dick. He's got Garbrant levels of poor composure when it comes to Askren, Askren's gonna fuck him up horribly.

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Fuck off. Not defending gaydesanya, but you probably watch Loli and slice of life shit, not good quality anime like Naruto or MHA

>led the creation of a new algorithm
It came out she coded the brightness sliders in the image viewing program. Some white nerd and a chinker actually produced 95% of the code used.

Get laid

>chinks
>mma

They don't have the necessary testosterone.

I am dumb for still hoping/believing Overeem will become Heavyweight champion?

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It annoys me when refs stop fights solely because one fighter is swinging wild from a top position and the bottom fighter is in full defense mode. Is he supposed to drop his guard so that he can eat a few unblocked shots to his face as opposed to just covering up and waiting for him to gas?

>this mad your cuckold fantasy lacks anime knowledge
wew

Lel, I bet you haven't even seen Boruto or dbs

Her algorithm wasn't even used

neither has Adesanya. When asked, he had never even heard of Akira

Female fighter pool is shallow as fuck.
She literally looks like she's completely untrained when she's in there.

Only the top 2-3 in any female division are any good.

Guys, think about it this way

What's his fucking name... Krillin guy... literally type this as I'm trying to think Oh shit Robbie Lawler

So Robbie Lawler LOST his fight to Askren.
To put that another way: Askren WON his fight with Robbie Lawler

It was controversial. UNFAIR you might say. Lawler was robbed! It should have been stopped when Askren was taking a beating, and it shouldn't have been stopped when Askren had Lawler in a hold.

But wait, guys. Here me out: Lawler has walked out of this just fine.
Why do I say that?
Well, who is Lawler fighting next? THE GOD DAMN GUY WHO ONLY JUST LOST HIS BELT, FORMER CHAMP TYRON WOODLEY.
And who is Askren fighting? Some guy named Jorge Masvidal who is ranked LOWER than Tyron Woodley.

So Askren and Lawler fight. Askren wins. Lawler loses. YET ROBBIE LAWLER COMES OUT OF THAT FIGHT - THAT LOSS - AND HE GETS A HIGHER RANKED OPPONENT IN HIS NEXT FIGHT THAN BEN ASKREN DOES. He gets to fight the guy who only just lost the belt! If he wins that fight he might be looking at a title fight after just one more win.

Now ask yourself this:
If Lawler has WON his fight with Askren, don't you think fighting Woodley would have been a good reward? I certainly do. I think that fight would have made sense HAD Lawler beaten Askren. But he didn't beat Askren, BUT HE STILL GETS TO FIGHT WOODLEY.

So you see why Lawler ain't that bothered right now about not getting the rematch? (other than just being a chilled out guy.)
The UFC is treating Robbie nicely.... and that's nice to see.

You absolute autistic sperg. Ofc I don't like Boruto Naruto and other mainstream average IQ shit
Sheesh, how socially inadequate can someone be, to not recognize thicc sarcasm
Maaaaaan, I should probably educate you about real anime, but I don't know whether you deserve it

ok

The only thing worse than a weeb is a wannabe weeb. Even most normies at least heard of Akira

Akira is shit tho
Unironically

>this guy

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Have you ever simulated someone's death?

based brutal bob

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Rakic gets choked out

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>wife has favorite comedian
>go to show
>some fat mongoloid stumbles on stage
>mush mouths so much I can't understand
>is visibly drooling
I thought there were barriers to this industry

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>Even most normies at least heard of Akira
The only Akira I know is Asa. Beat it, ya goof.

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This, so fucking boring

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STOP THE FIGHT

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Gooch Gang 2020

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Good music, shit story.

Is the reem back on horse meat?

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>So you see why Lawler ain't that bothered right now about not getting the rematch?
That's actually a pretty good point that I haven't even considered. Fighting Woodley gets him further than a rematch with Askren would.

DC is retiring soon, he came very close to beating Stipe, already has a win over JDS and Brock and it seems like the UFC wants him to get the belt considering his contract. All that's really standing in his way right now is Ngannou, who he could potentially beat if he point fights him and gasses him out. It's entirely possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=FAHU2_OyPbg

The power of Alphabrain.

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even if he did, no amount of horse meat will save his chin

>Open relationships are great, I get live demonstrations on how to please my partner

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ooooooOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HE’S HURT

When is he fighting again?

Lawler was out

scared of dat lef

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So you are telling me that Robbie lost the fight but won the story of the fight

Just remember if you were a girl and not obese you could likely make it in the ufc right now but instead your stuck shitposting on /heem/ with anpenis

>if you were a girl and not obese
bullshit, dern made it

>Rakic getting choked out
>By Manuwa

AhahhhahahaahahahhahhahHahHHHHhHH

You albo mutts never disappoint. Dats that 85 average iq

June 1st, Stockholm, versus Manuwa

205 conor would have countered that pillowpunch

Conor unironically would have sparked him right here if he weren't so afraid of the TD

Esta

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What about my man Blades though?

In many ways that is the moment when Conor literally won the fight, the battle and the story of the night.

Who wins here? (Only serious replies allowed)

In many ways you're an idiot with no original sense.of humour

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Yes.
YES

Who even are these guys lol

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TWO WOMEN ON THE DESK!?!?!

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>Ledditor visits AKA(American Kickboxing Academy). And bitches about it

Why do these Ledditors all have a need to go to the local BJJ/MMA gym when they're on vacation somewhere? Are they retarded?

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Manuwa, because he's a man with his back against the wall. He can't afford to lose another fight, if he does, it's likely he'll be cut from the organization. This will come down to a battle of wills, and Manuwa must win this fight.

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He still heemed Ovarees stiff. Face it man, that guy will never see the belt again. And it's probably for the best, I bet his brain looks like mashed potatoes already.

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>Lel, thinking Manuwa is mentally stronger than Rakic

Rakic is the hungry, younger one. Manuwa is the Dismantled veteran. After his last fight a gust of wind will KO him.

Also, Rakic trained with Manuwa *2 years ago* and supposedly toyed with him against the wall/in the clinch. Manuwa even asked him "Bruv, you're a wrestler, right m8?"

Why do all you stupid dorks not realize most these guys have guaranteed fight contracts? You could have an 8 fight contract, lose 7 in a row, and still have another fight to be obliged

hope this Rakic gets flushed so I don't have to tolerate this interloper

You understand the contacts have a one way cancellation clause? As in the ufc can cancel the contract anytime they want, but fighters are stuck with it until they fight out all their fights they signed for.

>tfw already deleted and flushed but have to fight due to contractual obligations

Oof looks like we got ourselves a cazzie here boys

Don't worry, even if the unlikely and unthinkable happens, there are other young warriors to replace him, already on the rise in the UFC. Serbia is the Dagestan of the Balkan MMA scene
Now go prep that Muzzrats bull

Sayonara bitchez

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You understand that symbol was adopted from hinduism right?

Nobody here is your boys

The joke has went over your head, so you have already lost the battle of this conversation. Hopefully you can regain your composure and win the war.

No they dont you blithering fucking retard how utterly absurd

That’s what I thought you low income fat bitch. Stay down

Robbie was out

What joke? You screen shot an image. Please oh wise master of ebin internet humor show me how to meme on epic levels like yourself.

*dabs to Mo Bamba*

I'm not the person who posted the screenshot

No you’re just the idiot who forgot jokes are supposed to be funny

BOOM ROAST

Misogyny btfo

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you're cruisin for a heemin, bud.

yeah i wouldnt call her a woman either

UFC pays its players 10% of revenue, it's fine

*slow claps to Mo Bamba*

BOOM ROAST

She legit looks like a senior citizen, what a disgrace

>Ngannou, who he could potentially beat if he point fights him and gasses him out. It's entirely possible.
have you watched reem fight ever.

Both of these are true. "Women mma fighters" is just a subset of "mma fighters"

Apology accepted dumbo

Conor won round 1

Must be a 30 year old Hispanic woman

*heems you*

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Bros!

I need help in finishing my rap:
vocaroo.com/i/s1IwhcrapshR

It's the concept of:

Coming up with 4 lines in the same flow, regarding a woman.

Starting with "She", by putting emphasis on how you say "she".

CM punk vs Trudeau is the rightful sequel to Kimbo/Dada

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Why should Jalin Turner make more than that?

OSP was overpaid by $86K.

Still don't understand why the ufc doesn't comp travel

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>the state of Hollowayfags

How you holdin up?

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Chael said it best. MMA fighters go into the office 1-2 times a year. To say that they deserve to be making more than they are is retarded. Compare it to NFL players who play ever week and make about the same. MMA fighters make as much as they deserve to make to be honest.

Insufferable leftist cunt.

>WWE isn't real fighti-

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She legit looks like she's about to do a scene for Blacked.

I want to marry Joanna

She's been BLACKED by Jon.

youtu.be/7HM0rBv0boQ

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looking deflated

>do i fit in yet guys? stupid redditors am i right??
go back and stay there underage low iq.

>Olivi has puffy areolas
D R O P P E D

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Cuban genetics will show itself after the hydration cycle

so i can heem her and get away with it?

puffy areolas are top tier

He seems totally justified in complaining.

Welcome to the WME era.

Give me 3 reasons.. no 5 why you're not in the /heem/ Whatsapp group. Are you a filthy mudslime or something

Join the /heem/ Whatsapp group

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

Same b, 100%

How the fuck is Roxanne Modafferi ranked? She's literally never won a fight against a top 500 opponent.

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She up in my room
She working volume

This does not belong in the octagon

Hold on brotha I'm talking

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I was told my penis was too small upon inspection

ayyy he visits cyprus my homeland feelsgoodman

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this is where Tony turned the tide and won the fight

I, dare I say it, could heem everyone here 7 days a week and twice on sunday

>raughs in your path

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Based and Redpilled

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that means they are sensitive and she can cum from stimulating them alone

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Wake up user

Tony absolutely mogs Khabib
Porier KO's Tony in the first
Khabib destroys and humilate Dustin

Canor wins the rematch
but loses fight to Tony for rematch
(so nothing happens)

Gaethje KO's Dustin in rematch after Porier looses his title fight against Khabib

But by the end of 2019
only one man will be an Undisputed and Undefeated Champion of the World
Donald Cerrone

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This is the type of stuff that based Canelo poster should be posting on kek

tbf they would deserve it

A while back there was this funny video of Ortega drinking goats milk straight from the goat but I can't find it now

This sounds like bullshit. He's doing fucking summoning jutsu and shit on tv and you're telling me he didn't watch the anime, but learned the entire fucking sequence (perfectly, mind you)?

Cerrone will be lucky to make it out of the 2nd against Al

pretty good fanfic though

>Modern boxing is largely a meme
Striking in mma is a meme. Did you see Max box like a retard and clap his hands every time he got hit on the chin instead of blocking a shot? And he was supposed to be one of the best boxers in the ufc. And memebender almost got knocked out by a turbo manlet because he keeps his hands low because he wants to be like Anderson so bad.

>Tony
>ever beating Goob
Tony is my boy but putting him against McNuggets is the surefire way to have his already shaky chin permanently deleted. Conor would literally rock him with every single punch

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Interracial couples?

>still
In a post fight presser he admitted that he watches clips on twitter

Conor wins the rematch

prime ____ heems ____

>these guys
>these records

131 combined fights

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prime you heems no one lmao

me---you

facts only

Conor already has the story of the fight and the a round of the fight on his side. If he can just get the first round and the second round of the fight as well it's lights out for khabib

prime schaub heems schaub

Jones isn't even that good of an athlete your correct in saying most good athletes do something they can get paid well in. Both of Jones brothers went into the nfl, if Jones had any sort of high level athleticism he would have had scouts looking at him because he had a direct connection to one of the biggest leagues in the world. The only people I hear calling Jones an elite athlete are Joe Rogan, because he thinks any black guy is an elite athlete (Cuban genetics), and Brendan schlaub because he's a self admitted dick rider.

Me-Your mom ;)

Ortega is the only ever person to finish Edgar and there's nothing we can do about it.

Ngannou blassed.

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that's domestic violence, reported

They have some good genetics fer ser b. 10/10 would breed.

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Just the dress, you can see in her bikini pictures she doesn't, also she has weirdly small nipples

>Ortega talked about moving up

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user that's not ngannou that's undefeated undisputed fighter the legendary chael sonnen

It's definitely possible Gooby could beat Tony, but it's also possible Gooby gets gassed after two rounds and Tony cuts him up with elbows. Tony is a similar size to Nate and is probably better at every aspect than Nate. If Gooby wins though then I would actually believe he has a chance at beating khabob.

Dustin is going to jog at Khabib like he has a stick up his ass and Khabib will lay on him for 5 rounds. Definitely not interested in that matchup. They should have made Tony vs Conor for the interim belt not Porier vs Max, neither of those two had a chance against Khabib.

>children imitating what they see on TV
Lmfao, wrestlers have no self awareness. I bet most of them think they can fight.

List of specimens

Yoel
Ngannou

Yoels athleticism in Magumbo body

We are all specimens of somekind ::)

/u/buzznights Can you please ban the Serbian poster?

Boxers make way more though Chael is just trying to cope

Post your favorite heem of all time

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Poirier isnt retarded anymore. He’s not going sprint on the inside looking to gadoosh canbib instantly. He has great footwork to stay on the outside and pot shot. I dont think he can stop canbibs takedowns though

Beasts of MMA:

Khalil Rountree

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based

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Overhead elbow is the most underrated thing ever. It counter counter strikers easily

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He unleashed K1 Roundtree on the world

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walker is my boi but this was pre-thailand rountree

Can't believe Rizin is back bros

Real thread

Walker needs to be tested by a grappler! oh-h. what? Cirkunov is one of the top grapplers at LHW? and he BTFO him 36 seconds? uh oh

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Johnny ends the JJ meme. NEW ERA

I think they mean a grappler that isn't a chinlet bum

>X will end the JJ meme
how many times have I heard this shit
Jon will either decision him and style on him or if Walker insults him Jon will murder him

Only been beaten by the top dogs

Wtf is that

Oh for sure my man VolCAN is a yuuuuge beastly peach of a munster bee

Actually Volkan would be a good next opponent for Walker

Favorite Schaub moment?

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a brazillian

>*throws a jab*
>*reset*
That's all you have to do to win a fight. You're welcome.

Thank you Al Iaquinta, very cool!

O fer ser b Jon mu-mu-MURdered smiff who is a perennial contender. Jon is definitely a finisher my man.

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Ah so you are the spaz who made the Yea Forums thread

Jones has 8 decisions and 16 finishes
Thats literally double, in case your brainlet mind couldn't work it out

Personally I think if it stays on the feet peterson has the chance to catch him. anyone can get caught on the feet. But I imagine Zizek takes it to the ground and either grinds out a decision or gets the submission

How do I heem my sleep schedule so I can watch UFC and Rizin

You just have to believe in yourself

Caffeine pills

TECHNICALLY NOT A KNOCKDOWN

In a way LW Interrim Belt has higher prestige than the LW Champion Belt. Higher caliber fighters fought for it. There are other ways.

Stuck in the past. Jones couldn't know out a shitty middleweight he's not the destroyer of worlds you want him to be, light heavyweight is a shit division. Imagine having a pass to juice and still not having ko power. If Jon was a killer he would have already moved up to heavyweight, since it's apparently a "shallow division" even though everyone in it has ko power.

its on at like midday burger time wtf is wrong with u

why aren't you shitposting cazzies watching Brave FC 23? it's heem city

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How? the interim guys both got btfo by Conor and the current champ beat Conor

me on the left

He is a calculated fighter who wins everytime. Sorry hes not a low iq slobber knocker like you want him to be

>the division is SHIT guys, just look at who hes beat!

This is the most unironic argument that gets brought up for any dominant champion in his division. In other words kys

If it's true his complaint is valid though.

Can't even hit a stationary object flush yet figured he could make it in mma. My oh my.

Smiff and skinny-fat Gustafson who handn't fought in years were good opponents you're right. Too bad Jon had to go crazy to avoid fighting rumble. When's the last time Jon actually fought someone with ko power?

Sounds like he's too weak to ko fools to me, but thanks for apologizing.

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He was suspended. He fought Cormier who has KO power and his next opponent Thiago most certainly has KO power

Its the worst argument too. "the only reason he is the best in the division is because hes so much better than the competition" uhhhh yeah, being the best is relative, it means you are better than all of your competition.

Based cm punk exposing the ufc hype machine. How can you say you have the best fighters in the world and then let this cuck fight in it?

You posted it though. Other might be hendo when he knocked bisping to another planet

Well he isnt weak if you ever see him once he gets on top of guys. He held DC down for christ sake. any one who beats the fuck out of DC is certified based

post conference that changed post conferences, still the funniest shit

youtube.com/watch?v=G3OfZa5HBWQ

Cormier doesn't ko people in lhw and he has shitty stand up if he doesn't eye poke. He literally has no notable knockouts in the ufc besides Stipe have you seen his record? And why was Jon suspended? Because of a hit and run. Rumble was in his head. Santos doesn't have ko power to the level of rumble or even Johnny walker he took 3 rounds to ko Blachowiz and not to mention he got KOed by David fucking Branch at middleweight hahaha Santos only has three wins at light heavyweight do you honestly think he's even remotely a tough matchup for Jon? His ko power is a meme to make Jon look better when he wins.

based

post more jj

what percentage of ngannous genetics are cuban?

How does /heem/ cope with the fact that I could heem literally anyone in this general?

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Schaub

/ourgirl/ did it boys

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>miss weight
>boring fight
>ugly enough to break glass
yeah, you totally deserved more time on the mic

Marriage scares me bros

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why is slob so fucking tubby?

He clearly gives a shit about the way he looks with the haircut and the clothes.
But when it comes to the body he just says fuck it.
It's a weird contrast.

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>cousin who's the same age as me got married last week
>closest I've come to a girl is posting Paige VanZant's instagram photos on /heem/

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>I guess destiny is real
Luke is correct in the most embarrassing ways

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all serbs go to greece/cyprus becaue they consider those literal gypsies to be their brothers and are afraid to come to croatia
Rakic is a can and a retard, he said he would murder jones in one podcast. if he ever gets a chance, that would be his career highlight, but even that is not happening.

the huge guys sure, but lightweight etc have a lot of athletes

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IM THINKING WORLD TITLES

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no but her eyes are gorgeous. whats her ig?

How old are you?

you type like you're mentally ill and obese

is nick in the yang gang?

manuwa has some weird fucking power
him and oezdemir
both just KO people stiff with weird shots

she's 34 too

>Who has the biggest hog in the UFC?

i remember the fucking broadcast cut out when the hit landed

Approximately how deep are these "deep waters" that everyone's talking about ?

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based

Which one is the WWE?

Yeah you'd beat the shit out of Randy Orton I'm sure my guy

tldr

but in many ways Khabib lost the fight. Khabib only won the wrestlefucking part of MMA, so Conor is the actual champ

Tony is still the lineal 155 interim champ

we geeeeeeeeedit

*heems your heart*

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We are all in the Yang Gang here

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Lineal champs (man who beat the man) are as follows:

125: Cejudo
135: Cejudo
145: Khabib
155: Jones
155 Interim 1: Tony
155 Interim 2: Poirier
170: Jones
185: DC
205: GSP
265: DC

Kino

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Cope

Sleep early, melatonin is your friend

Didn’t expect a gay woman to use such a derogatory slur like that. Very sad.

Man this is a mess, please leave.

It's the truth
look it up, man who beat the man, the only category that matters. None of this belt stripping shit

>the state of (You)r brainwaves

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>Be me
>6'2''
>190 lbs
>26 yo
>High School Powerlifter and Wrestler
>Yellow belt in karate, white belt in Jiujitsu
>Savage ground and pound

I'm heeming everyone here right?

STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT YOURE KILLING HIM AHHHHHH DANA HELP HIM HERB SOMEONE HELP HIM NOW THE SPECIMEN IS GOING TO KILL HIM THE BIG BLACK BULL IS BEATING HIM TO DEATH STOP THE FIGHT NOWWWWWWW

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oh... he's alright now

That wasn’t even bad. Brian Stann was shouting for a good five seconds after Zak Cummings choked out Nathan Coy two years ago and the ref got in late. Hardy and Felder were screaming during Dolloway-Murtalaziev

Joe Rogan literally locks himself into a closet for hours at a time so he can better focus on discussing male physiques and you don't think he's gay?

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HE'S REVVED

I REPEAT
HE IS REVVED

Pretty sure it's Henry Cejudo, dude probably has a dick that reaches his knees, not that big but since he's a manlet it looks huge

>5'8
>135 lbs
>20 yo
>boxer and blue belt in bjj
Good luck cutting down to my weight class you big faggot

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Punisher Bass ruins another day!

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better than a cup of coffee

Lads, who’s your all-time favorite fighter?

Why does this sport attract so many autists?

Female?

nothing wrong with taking the deep plunge into the cuban gene pool, my man.

All time favorite fighter. They can even be a tranny

Angela Magana

Joanna.

I'm impressed she survived.
Not many live through surgical/anesthetic fuck ups.

Maycee Barber is the Brendan Schaub of women

Unbroken, unbent, unbeaten

>survived
I'd hold off for a video interview

She got a hog on her?

Because it's cage fighting so most of the people are either paranoid, autistic, or schizophrenic. Also autist love bjj and karate.

For me

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You see that fivehead, b? Its a beast for sure

How's this?
youtube.com/watch?v=mBpkr07q1TU

It's pretty convenient how the same candidate who wants to unionize MMA also wants to give every American $1000 a month. Huh

Go on then /heem/
Post "that" webm

T city's a fucking bum

ILWU 13 supports Andrew Yang. DockGOD is in shambles

u 'avin a go at the gang m8?

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>wake up
>still a bum

Maycee Barber

Based

Favorite homo erotic Cuban fighter? Be serious please. I’m not joking.

Dark roast

Yang? Who the fuck is this guy? Who does he think he is? Listen, as long as I'm here, the base pay is 20k to show, 20k to win. And I'll be here for seven more years. It's just the way it is.

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Has Calendar taken the picks? I haven’t called his fire department in ages.

I'm voting Yang because the cost of Israeli produced hormones is too damn high!

See you later bro. I’m not Lukas though

For me, it's
Shevchenko
(both)

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Thoughts on Yaya Rincon?
Thoughts on Aspen Ladd?
Thoughts on Herica Tiburico?
Thoughts on Alexa “Karen Montes” Grasso?
Thoughts on Cynthia Calvillo?
Thoughts on Maycee Barber?

DONT FUCK AROUND THIS IS SERIOUS

I think pickman may be dead or maybe he is just a cazzie who doesn't think the Reem deserves picks

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Listen, Yang won the nomination but he's not beating Trump. We're not going to change anything we're doing anytime soon

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This "President Yang" guy thinks he can just pass MMA legislation. Listen, I've been dealing with commissions since 2001, they're not going for this goofball's schtick. Nothing changes.

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>this bent over for a chinker

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Derek inbox!!!!

Name 5 fights.

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

COnor vs Khabib
Conor vs Diaz
Conor vs.... vs..... shit

Bisping/Hendo 2
Sapp/Nogueira
Rogan/Coleman
Modafeiri/Eubanks
Anderson/Sonnen 1

NOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

IM IN CHARGE HEREEEE

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If you claim to want higher fighter pay but illegally stream you are the worst type of hypocrite. But you already knew that, didn't you sally

He is training hard
Khabib is finished
Gooby will end the Dagestan meme lads
He will retire being a 3x title holder and 0 defences

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>5'7"
>225 pounds
>black belt in Judo and purple belt in BJJ
>22% bodyfat
You don't desu senpai

Not only do I support Yang but I have unironically never watched a UFC PPV using other than legal means. Streamed a bunch of boxing PPVs though, those things are pricy I'll probably do it for Crawford Khan.

Tim Sylvia vs. Andrei Arlovski

liar

lol those beats are shopped on

If Yang can get me a guaranteed government job I'll buy the PPVs.

Usman vs. Meek
Stephens vs. Choi
Edgar vs. Aldo 2
Overeem vs. Werdum 3
Punk vs. Jackson

how in the absolute FUCK do you end up over two hundred points at 5'7
Hit the fucking gym DC

I'm being serious the first UFC pay per view I watched was UFC 220. I've illegaly streamed Fight Pass exclusives and shit, but if I want to watch one and don't want to buy it I just go to a bar near me.

Diaz bless

WHO THE FUCK wants fighters to get paid other than r*dditors?! Everyone know an hungry fighter will give a much better spectacle, just like an hungry dog. You gotta keep them on LEASH b

I don't believe you

>Juden Patreon and a pinko
nah, bee

I understand the skepticism but it's just how it is b. Me and my buddy know that we won't be buying the Brazilian card, but we also know that we'll go to the bar to watch it. Not that hard to make plans on Saturday nights

>I support Yang
>I have friends
you're really fucking up this shill job

Is there an over under for how many times zizek touches his nose or how many time Peterson brings up the gulag archipelago? I guarantee Peterson will refute every point zizek has with the gulag archipelago and zizek will probably call him an idiot while he sniffs a hundred times and absolutely no common ground will be found. Hopefully some memes come from it, but I doubt it.

Who the fuck doesn't have friends lol

can't believe literally everyone is ducking Ryan Hall.

I forgot, you have your discord buddies

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hope thats the 1000th rep or he's weak as fuark

Holy shit you're not wrong I completely forgot about him. That heel hook against BJ Penn was pretty nasty

whew early morning heem is something else
going back to bed eheh

Conor vs Aldo
Conor vs Mendes
Conor vs Khabib
Conor vs Diaz 1
Conor vs Diaz 2

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I only use discord to talk with my buddies when we play smash lol

yang haters stay projecting. Unfortunately, friendship can't be bought, and they still wont be able to buy it after yang wins.

>Leave Ryan Hall to me.

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>no Conor vs Alvarez
disrespectful to the underground king desu

last (You)

That is definitely true my man good thing I have friends because drinking alone is a sign of alcoholism and I really like beer

>popular=bad

based veteran fight fan

Why yes I do support a fighters union and will be voting for Andrew Yang in 2020. How did you know?

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UFC should do a Democrats vs Republicans fight night, would you agree?

Is your IQ in the single digits?

>hasn’t taken the neetbux Yangpill
Embarrassing display, heem.

That's a super hard fight to prepare for for most guys, and he's not a name at all, why would guys want to fight him

The flip side is that Ryan Hall runs a successful gym with his wife and doesn't need to fight, so he won't just fight anyone either

Republicans would perma heem every little faggy dem ever

What about Justin Willis?

hmm

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I am enjoying the Yangposting

Dc is a republican you fucking dumbass

dc is yang gang you cuck

he went home

hehe

YangJitsu

Real shocker how jannies never delete yang posting, it's almost like they're.. paid off?

DUST

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Even jannies aren't dumb enough to be on the wrong team

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Twitchcuckold proposed this theory as well.

This is the single gayest thing I've ever seen.

jannies are literally discord trannies

#YangShitOnly

...

How come Holloway gets paid more despite losing? also how come all 4 main card fighters made less then Askren did in 235 despite him not fighting for a belt?

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Well he guests on crowder all the time and has a lot of things to say about Democrats so suck my dick nigger

Ngannou vs Lewis
Hardy vs Crowder
Liddell vs Ortiz 3
Kimbo vs Dada 5000
Ngannou vs Velasquez

>tfw Fedor was the lineal UFC heavyweight champ for over five years

makes you think doesnt it

that is a mans fist

>Double overhand grip
>Straight bar

That's a yikes from me dawg