/hoc/

2012 Round 1 Game 3 Penguins vs Flyers

>yes I play floorball, how did you know?

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2019 round 1 Game 4 Lighting vs Jackets

His benis to body ratio is funny looking

NHL 94

>jerking your cock to half mast before getting nude
yikes

Wheres that shithead brownskin swede that said he was making a thread.

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skoda cup>>>>>nhl playoffs

>brownskin swede
watch your oxymorons canada, please.

over here get him

Steve is going to win a cup in 6 years and take credit for all of kennys drafting

Who can stop them?

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Imagine being so hot that you get to settle down with a millionaire athlete

whiter than you hitler

>those scallywags
>hot

>you came to the wrong neighborhood westerns scum

nhl playoffs >>>>>>>> literal dog shit >> finland > sweden >> skoda cup

Get out of my /hoc/ Abdul

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the second from left is hot

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THATS HOCKEY, BABY!

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>the irishman's nightmare

her organs would be very tiny

>ken
>good drafting
Ken was a salary baby, and still acts like it even in the cap era. He has suceeded thanks to the wings still having good scouts, to no credit of his own. Have some numbers
>Abdelkader being paid $4.25m
>Nielsen being paid $5.25m
>Helm being paid $3.85m
>Ericsson being paid $4.25m
>Daley being paid $3.17m
All of it dead weight and the team played better without them. That almost $21m thrown directly in the toilet.

>it was 2-0

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have sex

no

IMAGINE still thinking that the Wings won't return to elite status within a few years, just imagine

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How are the Canes going to function with Foegele and Mrazek aiming for big pay checks next season?

It’s ogre m8 accept it

It was ogre from 2013-2020, but it will be unogre soon™

Very good post

Can the Wongs ever truly be elite again now that the scary russian phase of NHL's history is over?

It's going to be a long day

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Just had a smooth morning Manitoba

Far right > far left > middle left > middle right

4>3>1>2

Who cares about stupid ass boring hockey. Kyrie Irving and Jayson Tatum are playing tonight

>false finning

Lauri is a bust

good morning boys i am about to take a huge lightning

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Why do they sit like that?

It’s how Slavs harness energy

Yup, both of them

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>mfw this bracket is actually starting to look plausible

Lauri is a girls name lmao

>sharks beating vegas

What would you do if tomorrow you woke up body swapped with a 17 year old lad from Finland.

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Bluejackets are going to be unstoppable

shitpost relentlessly

live a better life

Not on /hoc/ i hope. Youre only 17

sing english songs with finnish accent.

youtube.com/watch?v=5fNndC4Q1l4

good morning knights nation

avs gonna sweep today
*bing bings excitedly*
*wahoos joyfully*

for me it's rewatching highlights of WJC final games finland has won

Sauna desu

Kill myself and his body with me.

No one cares about international hockey boomer. Its all aboot the nhl

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...

Good morning leafs nation

should go to the gym but I'm lazy tbph

Why did you delete that pic?
Was that your high school crush?
Are you gay?

Skoda Cup > U20 WC > Euro Hockey Tour >>>>>> NHL playoffs

HES COMING HOME
HES COMING HOME
TELL THE WORLD HES COMING HOME

It was supposed to be a webm but i dunno what happened.

>kaapokakko

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Morning gym is best

I made the mistake of sitting on the computer and now I have that thousand yard stare you get from sitting still for 8 hours.

I really like this song boys youtube.com/watch?v=A9hcJgtnm6Q&list=RDWpYeekQkAdc&index=5

whats the over under on abby's situation being fixed

Damn if only the Wongs didn’t get lotteried we could be set to contend for a cup in like 3 years.

yeah if only the wings didnt get the most probable result

When is the draft lotto btw?

nhl.com/news/2019-nhl-draft-lottery-odds-announced/c-306553438

Who’s Bulju posting in the Finnish cinema thread

Miss magic 8 ball posts tbhwy

Oh lol, mtl - 15. This team is doomed

>reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/betof3/pierre_mcguire_needs_to_go_his_commentary_in/
Why do they hate /ourguy/ so much?

Oh no the team with 96 points didn’t win a top 3 pick

You have to go back

Its reddit, they hate everything and everyone that isn't sjw

Reminder that a team that hasn't seen the playoffs in a decade, a team that is taking on the defending champions, a team that has a new player get put on the IR list every game and is slowly starting to consist mostly of AHL callups has won more playoff games than the Presidents Trophy winners that were projected to at least make it to the finals.

found the redditor

bet you hate based milbury to?

mrazek is hot, holtby isnt
canes reverse sweep incoming

Imagine being so contrarian that you like pierre and millbury

Not exactly what I meant, been saying since the beginning of the season >hasb needed to tank the next 2 season. Instead they pushed for playoff (only to get out in the first round if price can't steal everygame) ended up not even getting in and getting the 15th pick. Team is doomed to mediocrity.

eatin'

Better off tanking next season for a shot at lafreniere or however it’s spelled

Grim

Who built this piece of shit Lightning team? Was it Yzerman?

Just a reminder.

>blots

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Yzerman inherited most of it

what are you eating? chicken parmessn?

rice and beef, thank you for askin'

I don't see anything wrong with milbury. Reddit only hates him because he hit fans with a shoe once and tbqh that's pretty fucking hilarious and I'm not into virtue signaling so I don't see a reason to hate him.

That's why I said next two, because this draft and next draft are both strong drafts and it would have been good to start a cup run for the next 3-4 years after but now it just seems like they will be middle of the pack for the next 8 years unless miracle happens

Why is /hoc/ so concerned with what reddit does and doesn't like?
How would /hoc/ even know?

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I don’t like milbury because he sucks the broons dick everytime they play >myteam on national tv. They probably shouldnt have someone that played their entire career on a team as the commentator for a neutral broadcast imo

reddit is a persona made up of ideals contrary to whatever user thinks, basically reddit is whatever >I don't like.

>beat up a kid in game 3
>get one of your star players knocked out indefinitely in game 4
seems fair

>this draft is strong

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Kaapo Kakko soon

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Who will win the WHC this year? Will it be us again? Does any other team have as strong roster as we currently have?

Henrik Lundqvist New York Rangers

Jacob Markström Vancouver Canucks

Adam Larsson Edmonton Oilers

Erik Gustafsson Chicago Blackhawks

Robert Hägg Philadelphia Flyers

Oliver Ekman-Larsson Arizona Coyotes

Oskar Lindblom Philadelphia Flyers

Elias Pettersson Vancouver Canucks

Adrian Kempe Los Angeles Kings

Marcus Krüger Chicago Blackhawks

Loui Eriksson Vancouver Canucks

Mario Kempe Arizona Coyotes

Jesper Bratt New Jersey Devils

He cute

>jest

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>Wilson intentionally boards Faulk with zero intent at getting the puck
>b-b-but foegele is dirty! Did you see him tap on Oshies back!

that roster sucks dick except for OEL

me on the far right

Nobody cares about meme cup

USA has much better forwards
They have Schneider at goal though, so they're probably not gonna win

Will Matthews play once laffs get eliminated

>Oshie
little dirty faggot leaving his skates everytime he hits

Why is USA always so bad at the WHC? Have they ever even played a final?

gotta make room for tavares, matthews, marner, freddy and hainsey

finland has an absolute shit team this year but you never know with the skoda cup

Skodac up is basically just the Stanley cups bronze medal lmao
Sweden confirmed having the best shit players

I don't like being "that" guy that cries foul at every single ref call or no-call but that last minute or two of the game was pure bullshit

considering they will not be eliminated this year, i would say yes.

Cute

Schneider has been pretty great during the 2019 calendar year

Who cares? It's worse than the Spengler Cup

just like when your ancestors cried when canada burned down the white house in 1814

BROONS

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Got off work super early, bros. Going to quickly hit up the grocery store for this weekend’s dinners and then I will be stoping at a local fast food joint for a BLT and a chicken filet sandwich. Very exciting, wish me luck.

Kakko is the only reason to watch Finland's games

2011 Eastern Conference Finals, Game 7
Boston Bruins 1, Tampa Bay Lightning 0

you should just go to publix and get the groceries/sandwich at the same time

Does Oshie not know how to skate? How does he fall from that?

Weird obsession with 4th line grinders instead of skilled players

just got home from the innebandy tournament. got to the quarters with the lads but got beat by some turbo manlets lead by a gypsy

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>feel slight touch on back
>immediately go down on the ice
>try to sell it too much by not bracing and end up landing on your collar bone

>redditfrog poster
Leave

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>losing to manlets and gypsys

You dont belong here.

If Matthews joins

DeBrincat-Matthews-Kane
Kreider-Larkin-Keller
JvR-Eichel-Vatrano

There is NO WAY Gary cucks the players from going again in 2022 right?

absolute BULLSHIT that I have to wait until sunday to see >my team play again

How does this make you feel /hoc/?

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but matthews is going to play in to late may/june, no way he makes it

Maybe if the Jews running the IOC paid some money, they would. Hockey is one of the big 3 events that sell pricey tickets.

Hopefully gaudreau too

kek

Why don't these Americans play hard enough to get their NHL teams in the ploffs? Can't win with American players, remember that

go away gary

Kucherov, Malkin, Draisaitl are going to skoda cup

About time the blues are in the playoffs again. Come on blues, this is your fucking year. It's gonna be the starting years all over again but this time there's no canadians to stop you from getting that cup.

Yzerman might just take him to a Detroit alleyway and old yeller Abby

back in b juniors the year we made the national semis our main rivals was a team with twin brother manlet gypsys

Russians win you cups

>the big blue leaf is in the way
>at least we made it to the finals blues nation

All the bad guys are losing

Thats a weird way to spell Canadians

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>one lonely cup
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why don't you like New York Rangers?

Are you jealous of people living in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens?

I was at this game. I've never been more excited and had more fun in my entire life than during that game, especially the first period

a menace to society

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philly.com/flyers/flyers-kate-smith-statue-god-bless-america-yankees-racism-songs-20190419.html

Don't actually have anything against the rangers.

Manhattan is a pretty good time. I wouldn’t want to live there but it’s fun to visit

How many of yours were you alive for?

Can you redpill me on Easter?

My cousin lived on manhattan for 10 years . East village to be specific. I stayed at her place for a week once. It was nice. I'd like to live there.

huomenta mämmi sauna perkele

Nice day to enjoy with the family, and the kids seem to enjoy the egg hunt and candy.

This jests bloos series is bretty good desu

>DC is a russian team
pottery

Based

I noticed you didn't answer the question so I'm going to assume none and you can lick my asshole.

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>dodges the question
nothing personnel

What's everyone up to on their day off?
Hopefully something productive.

today was supposed to be the day I get my act together
I didn't

I don't have the day off so I'm shitposting at work

There's always tomorrow

today's the start of my vacation.
my vacation will consist of getting drunk and shitposting on /hoc/.
but that's what i always do, so not sure if it's a vacation.

Is it a holiday in Canada?

Yes because we aren't Godless heathens like your shithole country

repent

>working on good friday

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It’s a holiday here too

it's good friday you mudshit (or jew)

high quality post

you're right, I should go home and get day drunk

/avs/

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Looking pretty good

Fuck this guy.

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finns and finn apologists will not be spared on judgement day

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DISMISSED
REJECTED
PUBLICLY HUMILIATED

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Imagine being the Phlegms and losing to literally one player

Finns are friends

laughing hard at you

Based vacationer

How many here are NEETS?

The only one together with Sam Bennet on flims flams who's playing playoff hockey

Will be howling at NBC when they have to cover the eventual isles canes second round instead of caps pengs like they expected

forwarded to god

Happy Flames Elimination Day!

God’s a Finn

I've held a job since I was 16 years old and have never experienced NEETlife
feelsbadman

And to you!

just a stranger on a bust

How many olympic gold were you alive for?

Flames will pull a shorks and force game 6

yup
though I'm hoping on returning to uni next fall

jack Hughes is a bust Bk is cucks if they draft him 1oa

then why did he create sweden?

>doesn't answer the question
lmao

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Mysterious ways bulju

International hockey is a fucking joke. Only 5 teams are “competitive,” of those only Canada and Sweden are actually competitive and everyone else is a joke. If you want hockey at the Olympics, you are REDDIT

I noticed you didn't answer the question so I'm going to assume none and you can lick my asshole.
>1980

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cope harder fren, remember we're not laughing with you

>b-but muh gold medals
>n-no I won't tell you how many cups I've been alive for
>a bloo bloo bloo

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Winning championships is reddit. For me it’s first round busts and missing the playoffs

>triggered trumptard shits up another thread
Amazing how you “won” 3 years ago and you literally still can’t stop talking about hrc

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Why are we arguing this shit again?

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good morning leafs nation

Nah. They've let through more than 50 shots two games in a row. If they couldn't fix the leaking defense before the last game they won't now.

because russians win cups

weeew laddy

imagine being this obsessed about bipartisan politics. it's just a funny picture of a typical american grocery store, I didn't even notice it was hillary when posting.

Sniff my schlong

Tell that to Kucherov

Based

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broons elimination day soon

>Canadian led teams win cups
>teams located in america
>''w-we win cups!"
Muricans players might not be gold material but their mental gymnastics sure is

>maybe if I deflect they'll stop teasing me about being a zoomer faggot that's never seen my team raise a cup

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I have a job and friends, but all of them live at least 2 hours away or multiple states. So it could be worse I guess.

too bad they're too fat for regular gymnastics lmao

Is it true that the nation of Canada (the birthplace of hockey) hasn’t won the sport’s most prestigious award in over 1/4 of a century? How can that be possible? 25+ years is. Very long time. Hell, that would mean there are Canadians in this thread RIGHT NOW who have never seen their team win the Stanley Cup...

>montreal and toronto have more stanley cup wins than all of the american franchises combined

>old people are out of shape
You’re the one obsessed. What are you even attempting to prove with that image. I just see people past their prime at a book signing

We’ve already seen what would happen if teams could only sign local players didn’t work out too well for >myteam

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>imagine being canadian

>murikkkkan ((("franchises")))

youtube.com/watch?v=pVCcmbhpiU0

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yeah it's perfectly normal for 40 year olds to be fat enough to need a fucking electric scooter for their daily shopping in a warehouse

Redpill me on Cole Caulfield

>half of the league are canadian players
b-but my murican franchises

going to be?

>imagine being the greatest hockey nation ever
feels damn good

Why are canadians so butt-flustered?

debrincat 2.0

I thought /hoc/ was supposed to be comfy you lied to me

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5 ft 7

It’s not Since clearly everyone around her isn’t not in a scooter. By definition she would be an outlier. You are focusing on an outlier and seeing something that doesn’t exist. You’re obsessed, admit it.

It gets pretty austistic when there’s nothing to talk about

>if you beat your enemies they win
Spoken like a true canadian

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Remember when gary cancelled friday hockey that one time? /hoc/ nearly lost its mind

Why are canadians so easily angered about their lack of cups

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>flames

Tbh the schedule was shit this season

even if leafs somehow manage to get past round 1 there's a 99% chance that glasshews will get hurt

It's just bants, love my leafbros for real.

Love Quebec
Love Maritimes

I agree

offseason soon

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courierpostonline.com/story/sports/nhl/flyers/flyer-files/2019/04/19/flyers-cut-ties-kate-smith-recordings-due-offensive-lyrics/3518478002/

HAHAHAHA
name a more cucked organization in the league

/hoc/ is shit until about 2 hours before game time

*crack* *sip* ahhhhh
What's up faggots?

what makes toronto better than new york? they're both multicultural hellholes.

good guys:
avalanche
dallas
jackets
islanders

Ready for relegation?

The Capitals have recalled Devante Smith-Pelly from Hershey
get ready to be BLACKED

Going to be laughing SO HARD when the >laffs get eliminated in front of their home """"""fans"""""

Love Americans
Love Finland
Love Sweden
Love Latvia
Love Denmark
Hate Grease
Hate /cr*c/

yes yes canada hasn't won a cup since nineteen dickity very nice but what's actually interesting is finland has less olympic gold medals AND less first overall draft picks born in their country than the little nation that could and the actual birthplace of ice hockey, the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland

>tfw bought beer and mämmi from s-market

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dare I say /ourgirl/?

I'm ready since shorks started to shit themselves late into the season

>american cuckery
Just another reason to hate the flyers

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Why do Yurostupids like scoring on their own net so much?

basking in that victory latvia?

alcohol is bad for you

tried mämmi for the first time the other day, what a depressing fucking "dessert" lmao

based

What does it taste like?

good

For me it's San Jose Shorks british legend Owen Nolan, picked first overall by some non-existing boomer team

Bags of Finnish sand

Kinda. I don't know if I want >us to shork it in the second round or just to end it all sooner,

correct list

The Capitals have recalled forward Devante Smith-Pelly. He’s back.

twitter.com/ikhurshudyan/status/1119261832563298304

Sheeeeeiiiit

Mämmi is really a meme tbqh, even most finns don't even like it and I'm one of the few people I know who does.

I want to LARP as a Finn and make it for Easter

He's black.

caps fan here
not looking good for us lads ahaha
haven't been on /hoc/ in a while, what'd you all make of the foegele hit on oshie last night?

absolutely based

What’s the traditional Finnish Easter meal?

>dares to stand up to Trump and refuses to humor the orange retard
>gets blacklisted by his team for speaking his mind
>his team starts losing
>”p-pls come back DSP w-we didn’t m-mean it”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

comeuppance is delicious.

About time the capitals stopped being racist and brought up the big black bull

nice spin

Trump Delusion Syndrome in action once again lads

obvious intent to injure, should have been a match penalty plus five minute major; and would have been if it was Wilson

unironically rye bread

seething
back to /nfl/ you rural retards

I believe it's not originally a dessert

>everyone clapped

cya on sunday, if sharks can play like they did last night >we'll be going 7

>>dares to stand up to Trump and refuses to humor the orange retard
>>gets blacklisted by his team for speaking his mind
>>his team starts losing
>>”p-pls come back DSP w-we didn’t m-mean it”
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
[reddit space]
>comeuppance is delicious.

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based
just came from sauna

bit of a dive by oshie

correct as always

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a family nember of mine just got drafted for erie otters, an OHL side
is that any good?
I know literally fuck all about hockey, please be gentle

mämmi is a meme because it really is a traditional peasant "treat". it's not like pastries etc. that only royalty and nobles could afford beford and only became an item available to all in the 20th century. surprise surprise a treat for the 15th century peasant isn't up to modrn standards

hmmmm
think we will see a suspension?

The worst of breads

McDavid played for them, it’s a good league. Hope he likes snow though it’s one of the most snowed on cities in the country

why didnt people draft debrincat earlier though? Sure he looked like a mcdavid babby, but he finished his rookie year with 40 goals

>implying an american has ever tasted real rye bread
your rye bread is just wheat bread with food coloring

Oh shit, they gonna play on sunday, not saturday? Fuck, might miss that one : (

Any of the devils-flyers playoff series when they had Steven's and Brodeur.

You know? For a bunch of “winners,” trumpbabies spend a lot of time literally crying on the Internet over anything and everything.

We have actual bakeries not just supermarkets Sven

>the dad is filled with rage and sorrow
every time

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Not really. It is extremely tiresome seeing people complain about him literally every day in non-political conversation

Life is unfair

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>trying to tell the country that has an area of land larger than finland that is called the BREAD BASKET that they have inferior bread
im sure wheat does great in your snow covered tundra

>mills dont exist in America

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>mfw islanders make the final and make rag fans seethe endlessly

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what number did he get drafted lad

>they sent him down in the first place
Oof guess hes gone next season

Fuck Toronto and fuck Montreal, fuck Vancouver too

yes and they all make "rye bread" like this

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big british hockey on the rise

When did this happen?

Roast lamb and blood sausage comes first to my mind.

For me, it's ruisleipä

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Eh I really wouldn’t care better than seeing the debbies win I suppose

fuck you lad tbqh

I’m probably going to do a ham like usual

>posts white rye bread
>thinks that must be the only type available
at every grocery store there is a section dedicated to different types of rye

fuck off you fat fucks this is a hockey discussion board

fucking based

Best timeline

>tfw you'll never be a kid again eating grandmas freshly baked ruisleipä

/hoc/ - Beaver Enthusiasm, Radon Awareness and Bread Baking

did everyone get stocked up before the holiday tomorrow?

it's now /bread/, hokkei is later

never ever seen proper rye bread in the US desu

they all love that wonder bread crap with zero fiber

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what bread would make the best puck?

i'm thinking three day old bagel

You know US is a big country right?

I’ve got a recipe for 18th century sea biscuits

i live in the southeast, and this place is the most dangerous considering radon in the entire world. something to do with the gravel and the soil i think

3rd overall

youtube.com/watch?v=IbCKaM9fOL0

Based

>America is Jewish!
>American’s can’t bake rye bread
Fucking pick one hoc

Every supermarket in Nordic countries has a better selection of different varieties of bread then any bakery in the US.

>bagels

I've always thought they are kind of jews-only thing.

maybe at walmart its all white breads but at real grocery stores you'll find more dark breads than white.

Best timeline regardless has the islanders and blues in the final

for you

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actually impressive

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Jews don't make real rye bread, you just think they do because they're the only ones using even a bit of rye flour.

Even Weggman’s?

eliteprospects.com/player/485870/connor-olson

this one?

i thought they were kraut

today is patrik laines birthday

yeah but american definition of dark is just regular bread with whole grain. which is of course better than white bread but they don't have the hard, chewy rye bread of northern europe. it's not about the type of grain available, it's the recipe.

my aunt and cousins have lived in the US for 30 years and they either have to ask relatives to send them bread or pay a 500% markup at a
>finnish store
in maine.

Yes, though their selection at least approaches it.
wegmans.com/products/bakery.html

The lack of varieties with oatmeal, rye and barley make it a bit weaker.

These are the only breads I need

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then he's a stud
good chance of playing in the nhl

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>open spoo
>still no /cric/
I see we finally won lads.

no he's called connor lockhart
not worried about doxxing btw, it's half cousin twice removed shit
might have read it wrong if he wasn't 3rd pick, again I have no idea about hockey at all

For me, it’s Rye Whiskey

Columbus against Montreal on 5.11.2016

Fucking based. The only reason I don't buy
>hapankorppu
very often is because I would just eat the whole pack in one sitting.

3rd round? 3rd pick in a different round? breddy cool regardless

is he related to tifa

Nah, don't worry, I just wanted to check his stats. Yeah, he was 3rd overall this year
eliteprospects.com/player/413673/connor-lockhart

For me its Ryan Whitney

he's a manlet
ontariohockeyleague.com/prospects/2019/-47832078

Is he a good Christian lad?

Should I take a girl to the Chicago Wolves game tomorrow?

bust

yeah but hes also 16. could easily grow a few inches between now and 20.

Mods finally relegated them to /cric/

it was a long time coming, we sacrificed a lot to win this war

you find an old lamp with a genie inside. he grants you one wish bit you what to choose from preset conditions.

>you're team wins the stan lee bowl
or
>anime becomes real

what do you choose

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just killed a bag from ryvita after your glowing endorsements
would munch again

it's possible yeah
wouldn't say there's a great chance though

NEW

MIGRATE

but anime is real?

anime becomes real

>something that makes you happy for a week vs happy forever
Yeah I take anime

what if i don't have a team and the thought of anime becoming is too scary?

i would wish to speak with fins using their language

Fuck off, retard.

I remember every game of that series being awesome. Every shot seemed to find the back of the net on both teams.

Are you baiting or delusional? Forgele gives Oshie a love tap and Oshie just loses his footing. No intention to hurt him, Oshie either just tripped or tried to embellish and got punished for it.

have sex

>102 posts early

clear crosscheck to the back of the numbers right by the boards when a player is off-balance
how is that not an intent to injure

it was a pretty weak push but oshie looked like he was already off balance and any push to the back at that distance from the boards is dangerous

Oshie was perfectly fine before the shove and they were at least 7 feet from the boards.

Did you see how Oshie fell? Man intentionally fell awkward to sell the crosscheck.

oshie should have gotten an embellishment call

>he intentionally fell awkwardly and injured his collarbone, now out long term
hello retard

Swedish cock

I choose 3) my family dies

but he did. he felt the contact and went down to sell it. he went one step too far and didn't brace when he fell.

A roasted Swedish male chicken?

Yeah its a good league

you must be talking about a different play
youtube.com/watch?v=JexGs53sIJc
>7 feet
holy fuck user, get your eyes checked

Open wide

streamable.com/wnuwa

hmm

youtube.com/watch?v=hl53ofbgnKg

Can't leave out our famous onion rings

clearly fully extends his arms

>this guy is now in the parliament

fucking kek

where he got hit is sold to youth hockey players as the ultimate danger zone i dont think anybodys retarded enough to take a dive right there. oshie legitimately has shit balance and falls down all the time

haha

>he had 0.2 seconds to try and react to the collision with the boards so it was a dive

boo fucking hoo the guy who leaves his skates every time he makes a hit got injured. the nhl is safer without him on the ice.

Which one?

>when finland discovers VPN

i thought he knew ho to skate.

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im saying i don't think it's a dirty hit you clueless retard

Correct order: 1 > 4 > 3 > 2

not an argument

This but unironically

*long weekend

3-1-4-2

for me, it's 4 = 1 > 3 > 2

He deserves it for drawing the penalty like that IMO. The Caps are a seasoned team, they know how to game the refs. Oshie was doing exactly that, but he fucked up and injured himself. He had no reason to be losing balance and not catching himself.

For me it’s 1, 2, 3, 4 though really I could put 2, 3, and 4 in just about any order.

the cook. he is part of the green party

The one getting cooked looks like an actual retarded man

This is Patty
He loves fortnite
Its his birthday
Say something nice

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i hope he makes it to the stanley cup finals but loses to the leafs

he's an alpha tbqh

>drafting Czechoslovaks in the first round

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Happy bday

Elite Finnish sniper

happy bday, you'll have plenty of time to play fortnite soon patty :)

>drawing the penalty
>they know how to game the refs
just like Wilson does all the time huh?
>Oshie was doing exactly that
>He had no reason to be losing balance and not catching himself.
yeah except the fact that he was crosschecked from behind into the boards from like 3 feet away and fucked up his collarbone. what a schemer

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vegass shitter lost so hard last night when we finally got ref calls we deserved lmao

At least he isn’t an oilel

not when it counts apparently

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It’s 4>3>>,

Y’all blind or something?

>drafting all those goalies first round

What the fuck were they thinking. Only Dubnyk really played out and even that wasn't for the drafter.

>we can't beat vegas without the ref's help
good luck in game 6

Still being kicked out round one

stay mad that an original6 team bout to come back and sweep

reminder

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*taps your wing*

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Is that actually Pattys fortnite?

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Welp just got laid off. Made some good money tho at least I dont have to work from midnight to 8 am and can actually watch playoff hockey now.
4>3>1>2 desu

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>rags

yea

Seething PR zoomer

Your anime is parasyte the maxim congrats

So glad my team doesn’t have some faggy weeb shit following

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>still six hours until broons-laffs
This is bullshit. Might take a nap just to pass the time faster.

>6 hours till hokkei
Im getting depressed

Oof. Whys he such a pigeon?

c'mon vegas

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*walks up to podium*
*clears throat*
*taps mic*
yinz

How about you stay mad a 2 year team out is going to kick the shorks out of the play offs 2 years a row

Uhhhh pretty sure the main character literally plays on the avs

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name a good finn

Is anyone even watching Nashville-Dallas

*tink tink*
AHEM
*cough*
>teds will win the stan lee

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sharkie

Only if it's the only game on

This one

The Cofe Time guy.

epic meme sir

Rantanen

Shark fin soup

Goooooo knights

I think at this point that’s the best possible outcome

Based and tedpilled

Not enough trashville fairweather fan this time around to make fun of so no

Ted Nation rise up.

I'm a life long?

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based
cringe and redditspaced

GOOD AFTERNOON TED NATION

N/a/shville!

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FUCK the lames, how can you be down 3-1 against the bing bings

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Good afternoon bolts nation

Yes hello

Just woke up

YOU KIDS GET OUTTA HERE

uusi

this

With a shit ton of butter and cheese

I unironically do. Watched every series so far.