What is the most low IQ position in football?

What is the most low IQ position in football?

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winger

Specifically right winger.

Right backs tend to be a bit dumb and impulsive. Hardly any smart ones put there and if they are smart they're more like a midfielder or something like Zanetti.

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winger definitely

Out of the two fullbacks rightbacks are definitely more often the ones that depend on pure physical ability for defending. They're usually the ones that will bomb forward, but then have the pace to get back into position if anything happens

This is the gold standard construction of a boys' club football team

Striker. You either have the instincts or you don't. Being a retard who can't get distracted by thoughts and doubts is integral.

so you're saying he has GOAT potential?

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He's a speedy mong, but unfortunately he lacks killer instincts.

All unless right/left midfields.

Literally every young striker in the world now

ngubu's favorite position
guess

Ebin, keep on bashing that fasc user.

>implying the manager's son isn't also the captain

t. Nigger

Oh wow, didn't pick upon the pun at first.

based

When we played football as kids it was defender because it was always the kid who couldn’t play that was there and all he did was tackle players...that was me :(

winger

>cut inside
>cross the ball
>wait for your fullback to overlap

those are the only things you need to think about

Wing back (that can't defend worth shit)

I was defender too because I was chubby and they thought I sucked, but I showed them I was a MAN MOUNTAIN, and even scored a goal. I got suspended a couple of matches in because some guy talked shit and I decked him on the nose.

anywhere on the wing (fullbacks, wingbacks, wingers) or target-man strikers

I played the Beckenbauer role. I was technically a defender but I was also the main goalscorer of the team. Before 14 years old a bit of pace and some technical ability will let you take a giant dump on any discrit team. One game we won 20-0

>One game we won 20-0
>playing farmers

wing backs

cant be trusted to defend or attack or play in the middle

Have sex

Manager.

Benchwarmers

Think about it

goalkeepers
>lol just play handball once every five minutes

Do you like football?

Right back and left winger

In modern football goalkeeper is one of the hardest positions. Almost none of the glory when things go right, almost all of the blame when things go wrong.

striker

>Almost none of the glory when things go right
the fuck are you talking about
if Liverpool wins and Alison blocks 12 shots ofcourse everyone remembers him.

Niggers are mostly right wingers you mublooded subhuman

probably goalkeeper
its literally just reaction speed and jumping, no real thinking work

The most dumb player is always the left center back

>beckham
who?

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The Terminator is such a cool movie

Everyone remembers iniesta for spains wc glory but how many times did casillas save them that touenament?

t. Canadian english teacher

haha yeah I remember that guy of my team who had trials for Bristol City

Emery ball

>can do nothing well and isn't even lefty
right back

They spend the entire game calculating the chances of their front lines fucking up.

Not Piatek

>He's a slow mong, and unfortunately he lacks killer instincts.

CB
t.former CB