Good Friday /afl/

>leisure activity on Good Friday
God hates you!

It's called having fish for dinner m8

>not sticking that fish up your arse
your doing it wrong

...

touché

Happy Easter

the bigger question is who isn't 2/2

me

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reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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Several people

>there are people who are literally going to be 0/2

who /dabloos/ here?

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>Carlton vs norf on the 5th of May
going to be a cracker

Brave kid

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Couldn't be further from a Barnacle Bill's and still be in the metro area. It's not fair bros! I needs it!

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Get a few fillet-o-fish from maccas

"if only you knew had bad NORF really are"

anyone else suicidal?

Reminder that /afl/ is /Labor/ country

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"No"

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WA version

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>ISP porn filters
oh fuck no

Im ironically voting for palmer. Fuck it they are all crooks anyway.

>MCC threatening to let riff-raff into the members area if it's not full to the brim

Load of bullshit. Not that it'll matter; Provisional Members like me will make sure that doesn't happen.

mcc.org.au/whats-on/latest-news/2019/april/important-ticket-information---anzac-day

kys latte sipping, scarf wearing faggot.

Mate, you're just jealous we get to drink our beer in a glass.

Anybody else get real greasy hair from alcohol?

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just a sop to the whingers

never actually going to happen that the plebs are let in

>twitching from black to green on the 4 colour pen to better emulate ebin greentexting
autism

this is the footy thread m8

Probably not, but at least it gives Provisional members a chance to get in.

At least the ones in Melbourne; I ain't driving two hours on the off-chance i MIGHT get in

They play Footy at the G, get nicked pleb

GURR ME MCC MEMBER

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Yes, I am
Why you posted a picture of yourself is beyond me, though

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>AFL fan using “scarf wearing” as an insult
kys americanised dumb cunt

Based

mate, you're a literal faggot if you wear a scarf in WA

liberals are the chinaman’s party of choice

>WA
Well there's the fuckin' problem, you're not even Victorian. Do you even care about the Footy or are you just here to shitpost?

maybe because it isn’t cold enough

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PIE GODS

ONLY

PIE GODS

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>indue
kek, glorified Centrelink BasicsCard

wasn't even me, m8
do u need me to use a tripcode or something?

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nice handwriting there knackers

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At least I know it's a damn pre-paid debit card
The old codgers thought it was credit card the first time.

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Better than your doctor's hand writing

seething
Positively seething

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Igs by 46

not sure what an MCC membership gets you exactly? You're all still crammed into a soulless hellscape stadium like sardines. But you're in among a finer quality of fish? At least the Adelaide Oval membership gets you access to the back oval hospitality sections with some superior bars and restaurants.

mad, cunt?

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There's a minimum dress standard (neat casual + collared shirt for blokes)
Yeah, there's better food and drink here as well; there's even a little cafeteria-like setup at the back of Level 1 to have a meal before/during the match

There's also special dining area, but some of those require suiting up, literally; can't be stuffed doing that.

Also, you can put shit on your seat, go do whatever, come back, no-one'll touch it

why would i be mad at a retard?
if anything u mad

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>this'll impress them

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>bonner kept coming

Igs are finished

shit, which is it?!

Iggs haven't got it past halfway

The MCC is not a soulless hellscape, we have reciprocal rights for your stadium and back oval anyway.

Grand Final tickets would be a reasonable advantage of belonging to the MCC, I go almost every year.

The one thing I'm not fond of is the southerly aspect when the sun's out (and not too hot), it can get a bit fresh.

they are though you fucking idiot
do you live in a cave? they need the libs to help grease the wheels for all their small business tax avoidance schemes

Man id like to go to the grand final one day..

Shit, didn't think another one would be here!

What level member? Which team you go for?

Provisional, Geelong

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Is Dom Sheed related to Kevin Sheedy?

DUUUUUUUURSMA

>The MCC is not a soulless hellsc...
this must be Stockholm Syndrome or something, it's a literal block of concrete

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>port vs west coast
>port winning
Iggs winning with a goal after the siren confirmed

geez power doing well so far.

booooooooooooooooo

Lel this

Port havent been really beaten by eagles the last few times they have played til the final kick of the game

>plebs didn't pick RC's obvious test.

as I said here
There's restaurants and bars at the back.
What are the seats at Adelaide like?

Best value for money membership in the country, there's a reason the waiting list is 200k+. Even for non-full members but once you get to full membership and get a guaranteed GF ticket it pays for itself in only one day.

And you get to drink full strength beer out of a glass rather than middies in plastic in the outer.

fucking KEK
COULDN'T TIP A CANOE

based petrol

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This man speaks the truth

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>Even for non-full members but once you get to full membership and get a guaranteed GF ticket it pays for itself in only one day.
>a guaranteed GF ticket
>more full members than seats in the stand

Something doesn't add up, chief.

Full member, Dees lol

On that note, we're losing our hegemony over the MCC, especially to shitheaded kids of members bandwagoning Essendon and Hawthorn. I look around when Dees play Hawks or Bombers and it's really sad seeing the kids follow a different team to the parent accompanying them.

>the effects of being shit for fifteen years

There hasn't been a lockout on GF day since 2000 and even then it was at like 2pm. If you want to go, you get in -- simple.

probably the same the gradient angle of the seating is obviously not as stadium-like though. But we have grassed areas out the back, red bricks, actual historic architecture, viewing of the practice nets, access to full strength beer etc. Compared to the GA side it's a world of difference. I really can't see the massive difference between an MCC membership and a season ticket with the plebs.

hello is this /hoc/

We still have a plurality thank fuck but you're right that the age profile is a concern.

And it's more like the effect of being shit for the majority of 55 years.

Full member? Fuck me, you've been there for years!
Only got in because of the new Provisional cat, otherwise I'd still be waiting.

Yeah, kinda shit when kids go for the team that's winnin'. Been with Cats all my life; both parents came from there, wasn't barracking for anyone else, that's for sure.

You go to any of the extra shit like beer tastings or mcc/mfc functions?

Yip, if you can be bothered queuing outside for walk up seating you can get a spot on the fence ez-pz

>its a port adelaide is dominant but continues to miss set shots keeping eagles in it for them to steal the game late episode

Seen this one twice before

>I really can't see the massive difference between an MCC membership and a season ticket with the plebs.
how many times do they have to say it fucking idiot
real beer and grand final ticks. simple as

baubles, you're just confirming how tasteless it is, nothing to offer but a few kegs and a strict adhesion to the sunken cost fallacy

>never been to the GF
I pity you

>vest koust

I was added to the waiting list immediately after birth so I didn't have to wait, I see the state of the list now and feel very grateful.

It is hard on the young 'uns, there were a few Carlton kids in the street that used to shit talk me, no more.

>baubles

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true, doubt I ever will either, not a goal that inspires me

>kegs
fuck off septic cunt

>I was added to the waiting list immediately after birth

Lucky son of a bitch; I was told that was the case with me, but their records say it wasn't til 8 years later. Mustn't have found a 2nd signatory til then.

Even better, only got in coz they were looking for me since we never updated the address that was on the original form.

It's over, Shiggles lost to Basebane and now Poort who lost to a crippled Bitchmond

Hate the Cats (except for Gaz and his based and Christpilled support for Israel Folau) but it's nice to hear you stayed true, bandwagoners should be euathanised.

I don't do enough extra curriculars at the club apart from the golfing section a while back when I wanted to play somewhere in particular.

what? Please explain this to me. In no manner is the term "kegs" an Americanisation. Retard.

nice filename on that epic wojak freshie

>Woman ump blundered again
Typical

Oh no no no no no no no no no ah ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha ho ho ho

worst coast btfo

Based petrol jelly

What were the odds on Poort prematch? Sportsbet would've paid it out

>your wojak filename isn't old enough

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At least we had a good decade fairly recently. The Dons? Only thing worse would be if you followed Carlton.

Yeah, don't really see the appeal of the extra crap; cost extra, and living two hours from melbourne doesn't help thing.

>bandwagoners should be euathanised.
Fuckin' preach

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I put $20 on west coast who were $1.20 kek

be stupid not to considering the regular Choke Adelaide broadcast is beyond a doubt.

m8, I know you're still upset you didn't get your epic GAJ meme in the OP, but I implore you, the key to happiness is moving on from this kind of thing.

*inhales*

>but I implore you

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It was literally free money.
West coast will still win im fairly confident my friend

so this is the power of Poort

confident as well but not 80+% certain

0.6 from set shots or what ever they are now yeah thats the power of port

When's the Tassie team coming into the comp?

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*
Sure smells like incel here

was this you? be honest

they're already in the comp, just named north melbourne at the moment

goal of the year

The is me, have not taken part in fedoraposting so someone here has a collection of them

do you mean dumb cunt? and yes lol

Never

Remember goal of the year is voted on by the public and will go to some shit goal by a popular player

when north lose to carlton

nice job copying my post casual

You kind of get the feeling that west coast get well looked after by the umps at home dont you?

guilty haha

worst coast shitgles

reminder /ourguy/ Richard DiNatale is the biggest proponent of this in the Australian government

Shiggs EXPOSED in the rain

does kayo allow me to watch Football? Not afl or nrl thank you

Vest Koast imploding

based iggs waiting to peak later in the year

Unfortunately yes

everything but epl

lol

hickey

being exposed in the rain only shows that they rely on solid ball handling skills under normal conditions while poort are still pursuing the out of date slingshot midfield meme

>iggs exposed
>dzhillong exposed
>cringebane exposed
>bitchmond ded
Giants or Pies flag favourites?

thought they didn't show champions league either

Eagles had too many choccy eggs for brekie lel

it shows they're a team of softcocks with no plan B

Giants

>Shiggles
Kek

KEK

Iggs are psychologically COOKED

based SBS and 10 bold showing some free footy

KEK at that 50
picked him up like a ragdoll

>18-9 inside 50s for the qtr

Oof

it shows you're a butthurt dockers fag still crying about glassjaw

do they show champions league? fucking hate the spoort but I like to see the highlights for spee memeing

>cucked by the siren
THE STATE OF THE WEEGLES AHAHAHAHA

kek bit of a speculation there

>Port were @4.3
Far out

>entirety of vest koust's score kicked by 1 player

We both know I'm right ;)

The absolute state of these "flag favourites"

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based pwnstar

not even me
state of your guessing

>West Coast 2.2 (14)
>top goalkicker
>Petrucelle 2.2 (14)
just embarrassing

muh kennedy and darling tho

Hey lad

Mate

Im slightly less confident now.

more or less than 80%?

Is this a Cholo Powell Pepper meme?

That memes from 2013 lad SPP wasnt around yet

peak /afl/ tbqh

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Ashley Sampi's having a bit of a shit one tonight.

Fevolaesque

Absolute golden age

>worst coke
youtube.com/watch?v=PosV5zVNWlc

There were two afl games on today!? fucks sake missed iggs getting their ass kicked

COMEBACK

just imagine 5AA if they choke this

Yeah i'm back faggots! 4th round ooooooooh, see ya in September ya poofs..

The girl goal ump looks pretty cute desu

Sally Boud

Remember me fags? I know things your little pea brains couldn't comprehend, just a reminder!
youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

that was pretty slick unna

Not happening

Heh

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...

>that free

i-it's not fair bros

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Im SEEEEETHING

really feel bad whenever I see Gaff
he got done over hard

He square punched a guy in the face and broke his jaw

not saying the ban was too severe or that it wasn't a fucking stupid thing to do, but he lost a grand final and will be forever known for it and hated by half of the city he lives in

PIE GODS

LADS

PIE GODS

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why would anyone watch nrl when you can watch afl, dumb nsw and qld cunts

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>i-i'm not a freshie p-please look at this ebin spee reaction picture I saved off knowyourmeme!

umps working WA into a shoot

> gaff

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more like 'gaffe' lmao XD

based nrlol

seething boys

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shit day of footy tee bee haitgh

West coast getting absolutely flogged is pretty nice

Only goes to show you that Good Friday is for the Lord, not football

tfw completely wrong and completely right at the same time

/afl/ going for these 7s?

Get fucked cunts

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boring shit
watched the dying moments of that nrlel match in the third quarter instead

please watch our sport

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...

Then what about the other holy days?

>car chase
>sport

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C R I N G E

About to watch citizen kane lads

Never seen it before

Such as?

it's shit tier

>Easter Saturday
>Easter Sunday
>Easter Monday

what's straffo's take on it?

youtube.com/watch?v=PO7zEP6dxOk

Same as Good Friday

youtube.com/watch?v=ILSbYH9pvjQ

Derm is rambling mad shit right now lol

I know its the sled

why is this woman allowed so many questions

Collingwood and Geelong are the only teams yet to be exposed

sarah jane a cute

I wouldn't, zero POC representation. It's nauseating

Pies were exposed by eagles and cats by gws

Elite /f1/GODS

>umpegg
>sport

nah, /f1/ belongs on /g/ or /o/. It's LITERALLY not a sport

even the fakest of freshcunt RC impersonators gets it spot on.

how does he keep doing it lads

based tarps

sloppy sandwiches, very good

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iggs a shit

>getting thrashed by poort
>who couldnt beat richmond with its reserves
>at home
>flag favourites
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

lol

fellas is there anyway to get afl evo without paying for it

Sat next to a a huge redditor today at the norf game, he brought his asian friend along who didn't know much about footy and tried to act cool to him by showing his elite footy knowledge and pretty much commentating the whole game but cringingly misusing terms like
>making runs
instead of making leads
My favourite quote of his was after a player fumbled the ball
>thumbledore, with the magic
which he insisted on saying 3 times throughout the match until he got a chuckle approval from the asian
I guess I just think too much but it was so glaringly obvious how hard he was trying

>thumbledore, with the magic
Hue

I like it desu

it was actually fumbledore, but it was cringe

>no public transport in my town after 9pm due to public holiday, despite it being a friday FUCKING night
stop trying to convince me that life doesn't revolve around working 9 to 5 on weekdays and getting pissed at the pub on friday and saturday

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gonna go to the gym and watch game highlights on the way :)

People don't genuinely give a shit about ANZAC Day, do they?

PIE GODS

THERE IS ONLY

PIE GODS

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based romanian dude

i didnt know chris hemsworth's wife is romanian

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Morning

Forgot that Sportsbet gives your money back if one leg loses, going to retry with nomming a holy victory during this holy period

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I don't see the point, the Australia they fought and died for no longer exists

>someone posts three banana emoji's on a picture of Paddy Ryder
>club posts an official announcement
>fox sports posts an article on it
feels like racism is the narrative this year, even in english football every day there's like 10 more articles on racism

reckon they should rename the banana kick. bit problematic in this day and age

reckon they should rename the spear kick. bit problematic in this day and age

But renaming them would be problematic to me. Checkmate social media

twitter.com/LHodge15/status/1119218919313534976
Seething

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so elitemons or the saints today lads?

fucking kek
thought that was a weird jab, barrett is a mong

Saints, always Saints on Easter

The anti-racism narrative is very fragile right now and a lot of people are getting pissed off with it. Because it feels like racism is growing its met with ever more and more over the top crack downs in response. This heavy handed approach to racism in turn just makes people more racist and double down which provokes the system to go even harder. A vicious cycle which cant last forever. Eventually something is going to give.

>post racist comments on an official social media page
>get banned from afl matches
pretty simple. only edgy contrarians could disagree

Guess the umps must be in charge of banning people if it all comes down to interpretation

what did you mean by that

It's Easter m8, Saints today
>though Satan is lord of this world and I shan't be surprised if the Demons win today

>/nrl/ gets 700+ poosts
>aflel gets 200- posts
Hahahhahaha oh how the tables have turned
This sport will NEVER EVER recover from this

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>afl: 264 posts
>nrl: 35 posts
ohnononononono*inhales*NONONONONO

>i love my rugby.... go BRONCOS!!!!

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>McCarthy didn't make the trip due to illness and is replaced by Brennan Cox
good

Friendly reminder that on this day ~2000 years ago, Jesus was dead and buried. The wages of sin is death, and He took upon our sins and face the death we deserved. His death is the death we deserved, and His punishment the punishment we deserved.
Remember the reason for the season while you watch the footy this weekend, lads.

He got 5 for the match.
Kennedy and Darling were shite in the wet.

We are all here and alive thanks to Him, and for that I will be forever grateful. Amen.

>porn filters
Heil satan.

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Amen

I've explained this a few times before, I'm Aussie, Hiro just gives me a pom flag for some reason

>fremantle gws on a 3 hr delay in WA
going to heem the cunts at channel 7

>hey bro, I did you a favour without you asking for it, now you owe me for eternity.
Not how it works, Jesus was a flog.

The dumbest thing about the porn filters is that porn keeps predators off the streets.

he didn't say anything about the pom flag dumb cunt

NEED porn AND pom filters lads. England is as much an apostasy as pornography

Why is an away game delayed by 3 hours?
I remember how 15 years ago when a game was on delay the only way to know the score was to check the radio.

These days with technology it seems pointless to delay games

Uncle Rupert needs his 40 pieces of silver

internet was around 15 years ago fucking idiot

to a zoomer 2004 is the era of black and white tvs

Yeah but it was slow as fuck.

My family didn't get our first computer and internet til 2005

Saints lads

PIE CLODS

27 LOST GRAND FINALS

PIE CLODS

>His team hasn't made finals recently

>Coniglio wog gestures

its /afl/ bros with the /nrl/ sucks flow
500 post in thread last night, like we’ve done before
passed all the other generals man /mlb/ is next
and im dabbing on these lebs, got a brand new trip plebs

this is the post

imagine replying to yourself

Jesse Hogan lads

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omg 4:20!!111

weed lmao

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Why blaze it when you can praise it

FEWER

Yeah I'm gonna blaze up at 4.20 today

Given I have a full time job my whole working life 4/20 has always been on a weekday. Not a good look to smoke weed at work. Gonna do it today for a meme with my housemate. Just for a bit of a laugh really. We are also going to watch Triumph of the will in honour of Hitlers birthday.

These are starting to get scarce in Austin, it's a shame. That's a cool bottle too

why do pharmacists have to be 2 and a half feet higher than everybody else?

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Do you barrack for the Melbourne D*mons by any chance

Mine is full of asian women so now we're just at the same height.

cucktorian detected

Wrong, you have made an absolute fool of yourself.

cuckbourne will be the least australian city come a few years time kek

never smoked weed in my life lads
what’s it like

Nah essendon lel

Hard to believe it was 7 years ago now that I went on a trip to cuckbourne. Asians fucking everywhere. How much greater have the asians invaded that shithole?

>cuckbourne will be the least australian city come a few years time kek
>a few years time

KEK

Hard to believe it was 1 year ago now that I went on a trip to shitney. Asians fucking everywhere. How much greater have the asians invaded that shithole?

why did we lose last night

no premiership hangover right

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>wanting to peak early in the season

absolute brainlet strategy

A waste of time tbqh, there's a reason it's called 'dope'.

why is phil davis so shit bros

A bit like a drunk, but you feel it in your whole body, along with distortions in temporal/spatial perception.

Indian girl wasn't at Dan's again today lads

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based saints lads

you might be an alcoholic m8

If you serve alcohol you're worse than my meth dealer

lol walters

>Dzhaynts

shan’t be inhaling the devil’s lettuce this arvo

lads
LADS

we all know frogs go *clap* ladeedadeeda, *clap* ladeedadeeda, *clap* ladeeladeeda
we all know frogs go *clap* ladeedadeeda
they don’t go oomph oomph oomph

thought frogs go *clap* we surrender, desu

kys 666 weed smoker

quality afl discussion in this thread ol chums

some chink escort thinks im that desperate for meth ill pay her $800 for a 30 minute bj + 300mg ice dumb fucking chink lol

you can pay $800 less my exercising your back muscles and sucking your own dick

lol being a crackhead

post favourite ad girls

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im not even horny, the escort is the only meth hookup i have whilst the darknet markets are down

i can get 500mg for $100 on the dnms, she essentially wants me to pay $700 for a condom bj

Damn, cute

for me it’s the paaaaaaahka girl

>Thinking the liberal party will help the poor

lmao

I only watch tv when footy is on so trivago girl I guess

I dont know of many

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mine

NEED a name

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think i posted in this thread yesterday about how i was drinking 1 liter of 95% a day

how long do i have to live? liver is hurting, strong amnesia

get behind the wheel m8

sometimes during the day i get the urge to do wheelies on my fathers motorcycle

you had 75 standard drinks m8
according to rupissed your blood alcohol should still be above 1% and you should be dead

My mistake, thought it said pom instead of porn, sorry lads

Drank nearly a bottle of vodka at the footy last night. Not feeling too flash now

hope you didn't eat meat yesterday m8

>drinking the liquid jew

95% must be evaporating before i dilute it with water then

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>slipping to peemantle
kek never change peeWS

>muslim western sydney slipping to Anglo-Christian Fremantle
nice

>Matera
unna

from experience with 98 and 80% v/v, ethanol doesnt evaporate that quickly, you'd have to leave 5 mL out for like 5 hours for it to all evaporate

fuckin daddy doker's gonna have a field day

soul

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soulless

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based heave ho

Is footy just a literal random coin toss game now?

tbhwy if they had an away strip with east freo styling that would be pretty fuckin kino

reminder Levi's will never allow freo to use both the anchor and the dockers name again. They can only have one or the other

think you calculated it wrong, bottle on the left i bought an hour ago, itll be empty come 23 hours time

this but purple for reference

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BASED ELITEKERS IN THE HOUSSEE TONNIGGGHTTTTT
EDDY LANGDON HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
FAKE SYDNEY GONNA LOOOSSSEE THEY MIND
WE JUST WANNNA SEE YA
>heave ho

this ain't even purple

20/20 vision here, can confirm it as dark purple and u being inbred.

wat

Get in here!

please watch our sport

reminds me of something

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>its more of a plum or dark mauve
>kind of a reddish blue ya know

oy vey goyim my ancestral holocaust ptsd has been triggered give me your shekels for damages

Happy Passover, Todd

it's blue

>heave
>ho

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Would an abo's head explode if there was a banana flavoured petrol?

dardy cuz

nice close game we had there

didn't think boongs liked banana's. paint flavoured petrol would be deadly.

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OHNONONONONNONONONONONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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who is the premier this year?
youd think pies in a vengeance GF vs iggs
fairytale era 2016-20??

Easter: Upsets galore, therefore it's the perfect time to back the SAINTS

CATS v pies

>Fred 2nd on live ladder
>with decent percentage
truly an Easter miracle

who here on /4inarow/ watch?

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thinkign about them bones

UNNA

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Fuck I got a UK flag again

Burn in hell faggots.
Happy Easter.

love /rug/

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Found a piece of diarrhoea on my beds lads, thinking of calling St Kilda about it.

Happy Easter, /rug/

pies cannot beat the iggs at the g

psychologically cooked

b + r

Send your thoughts and prayers to the SAINTERS \o/

\o/

how'd you end up on Union Jack m8

No idea desu m8

I think it's time to fold the carlton poos

You've been on a proxy posting trannies in hoc haven't you

did fred just beat BWS? is that even possible for an abo?

No sir

just one thing, I understand heave ho, but what the fuck is unna

deadly

unna is dardy sing

unna is abo slang for "yeah!" or like an "I agree" phrase
>fuck fred done good hey
>fuck fred done good unna

>come home
>Fred won
what happened ladies

Fucking product placement in the coach's box feel like a Dare now.

typical Fred, fuck up a sure thing but win well when no-one rates you a chance

>"Jack Sinclair tries the don't argue"
>"BUT THEY ARGUE"

do NOT let /nrl/ see this

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Good to see AFL fans spend time with the family on Easter Saturday

based

Who do I trust?

Herald Sun going all out, Rupert on the ropes

The Jewish media my go-guy

might completely destroy the flow of this game lads

abo for m8

PLEASE put the whistle down

Nice defence elitemons

preussGOD

any footy talk shows you recommend ladies?

>(surname)GOD/GOAT

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ur no fun

absolute state of this dumbcunt freshie

lads, just back from the shops. I'm not a big chip eater, but occasionally I needs it.Today, however, I was disheartened to see that Kettle Honey Baked Ham is no long available, it has been a favourite pick of mine for 20+ years. When did this happen? last time I got them would've only been a few months ago

Up The Guts lad. Lawrence "Moonman" Mooney is a top value cobba

sounds cringe

PetruccelleGOAT

why are they booing preuss

LonieGOD

Gaff to the wing
Sheed to the middle
Masten to the WAFL

Playing sheed in the middle activated his God mode in the finals. Need to do it again.

why did they boo cooney

footy classified

>de mons

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only just realised lewis was back
>5 disposals

Time for Sportsbet to payout the Saints early, no way the holy team doesn't smite the d*es on this day

Should of retired after last year's prelim

>Should of
What's your address

should've'nt

shall'nt

>Saints are on top of the live ladder
Wew

God doesn't exi-

>peemons actually believed they had a chance against the SAINTS on this holy weekend
KEK

Makes me laugh to think there are actual Melbourne supporters out there buying season tickets to Falls Creek as we speak.

Fucking delusional bandwagon cunts.

Won't hear a peep out of them for another 15 years when they start winning a few games again. Worthless cunts.

so are gws shit or good
fremantle?
melbourne?
iggles?

wtf is going on this season

So obviously god doesn't like the name demons.

What should Melbourne change their name to?

Simon Goodwin more like Simon Badloss

The Melbourne Chink Football Club

This happens a bit but it's still too early to say, I think things will settle down around the bye. Demons are probably done for though.

I remember chatting on MSN with school friends from grade 4 (2001). I was also one of the last people I knew to leave dial up around 2006.

bs, rules changes must have fucked everything up by now there should be clear favourites

Gaz and Roosy seething

>elitemons poster swinging by now
good.

>Port beating Iggles
>Dockers beating Giants
>Saints beating Elitemon
How much money have you lost so far this weekend, /afl/?

im not the only one getting pantsed by casuals in tipping comps yeah?

worried if the dogs lose against the bloos, mums going to cop it from dad. He’s been okay this year

A lot. no worries though winning it back sunday, putting the house on the blues

Betting is a sin, let alone the day after Good Friday

KentGOD

>Melbourne
I think 'Demons' is a perfectly appropriate name

UNNA til I die

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Would probably have a better record if I forgot to tip at all and got the away sides

The Melbourne Crickets get it

>st kilda, gold coast and fremantle could be the top 3 at the end of the round

>Losing money on this no brainer

My mission is to extract as much money from the bookies back as possible, donated a bit to the GFA yesterday to get that money away from the bookies and over to the kids in need

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first online family computer was 1995, but my dad was doing online banking from 88

Geelong are more likely to be on top, but yeah.

based elitemons getting cucked tonight

>fatracca
KEK

ok melbourne are shit

undecided on wce, gws, freo and essendon

who thought melbin were a chance? They've been shit all season

Giants exposed

Are the demons still making a stand against online bullying?

OH WHEN THE SAINTS

#dribblediarrhoeainyourmumsbumhole

>number 1 draft pick is a massive bust and will likely never play
>million dollar recruit is broken down and will barely play
>best player has depression or something
>still winning games

is this the power of christ?

You now remember St Kilda having a nighoop player that one time

Getting tired of all this online and game day racism. Go and be racist to their face during the weekdays you fucks.

Do the Aints have it in them to make this a 100 point win?

Pies still have a nighoop player m8

got a bit of a cold lads

Far out the Saints have 6 Jack's in their team must be confusing

Might read through the Game of Thrones books again.

Get well soon m8

best of luck with the gresham leg

thanks and happy easter

Cheers, though still happy about the Saints win even if the multi loses again

we're taking this bad boy to 1000

getting a bit sick of all these fucking blowouts

you now remember St Kilda set a dwarf on fire and made demitriou laugh on live television

we NEED to enter the next sperg bowl
make >peemons the captain

Haven’t posted in /afl/ at all this year, any new memes that have been crafted? Is dustbin fartin still a meme

forgot about that thanks

4/5 already for betGOD
money back so far
hope Gresham gets his goal m8

just pseudo christian posting. very grim stuff

>virtual wogball
AWWWW YEAH MIOTE WHERE"S THE FUCKING YIROS MIOOOTEE FULL ON NEED THE BAKALAVA MOITTE FULLY SICK SKYLINE MOITE

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reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/bf92c3/ablett_explains_why_he_liked_folaus_controversial/

is reddit going to hell?

just found out adelaide choked a 49 point lead in the sanfl and got a draw instead

lot of lefty/pol/ trash and /spol/ ramblings on Friday nights, no real memes of note yet but only round 5

what is lefty/pol/?

is that christfag still posting
This is what we get when we welcome them

it's a /pol/ buzzword

>someone praises Gaj for explaining
>"I'm gonna go out and suck some dick tomorrow night and think about you while it's happening."
DUDE BECOMING HOMOSEXUAL TO OWN THE CHRISTIANS LMAO

yeah I'm a bit confused, must've been distracted by the constant barrage of terrible shoe-horned anti-aboriginal/women/asian/african obsessed meme posting

reckon we need to weed out the more, shall we say, problematic aspects of /afl/

but i like asian women

>you have religious beliefs huh
>i'm so threatened by that so i'm going to suck dicks get pwned
redditors are mentally ill, water is wet, more at 11

No we dont

yes we do sweety

He that is without sin m8

do you get your precious $13 back?

ladies of /afl/ please stand with me

How seething were you when Gresham hit the post

a solution perhaps?

>MelBIN

BASED MOTHER FUCKING SAINTS!!!!!

GO SAINTERS!!!

your pajeet-owned deli is cucked. find a good white fella shop and you'll find all goodies including samboy and cc's

...

>Chips
>It's one of those air packets
Disgusting.

Go down to your local fish 'n' chip shop and order the minimum amount (with chicken salt). You'll eat like a king.

honestly, why the hell do they have some dumb slut do the lead in question then let Derm and co ramble for the next 10 minutes while they sit their and nod?

Tiggles or Shitney lads?

*sigh* another problematic post

what are you even trying to communicate with this post? If I was after hot chips I can get hot chips. zoomers trying to gate keep shit they know nothing about and "keep it real" is the saddest sight the Internet can provide

>what are you even trying to communicate with this post?
That you have absolutely shit taste.

is there a better chip than the old Barbecue Blast fellas?

why the fuck is the timer going up

so darn true

>samboy BBQ
omnipotent consciousness level taste. Would love to find a place with bigger packets like those candy stores that carry pop tarts and shit but I'm lazy

>Barbecue Blast
atomic tomato

Franklin on two more goals to beat fatpoo void watch

300IQ Sydney siders want to do maths to estimate how much time is left
not a bad flavor but a large packet would always have me up vomiting honestly

then say that instead of going on some tangent assuming that some buying a bag of chips means they were actually wanting a completely different thing for some pointless reason beyond you enjoy typing inane shit. And you're wrong, Honey Baked Ham were elite.

if you didn't eat 3D Doritos you don't know SHIT about being a middle class white Australian kid in the 90s and 2000s

>then say that
>Disgusting.

>thinking chips (faggots call them crisps) means hot chips in Australia
>thinking everyone should have what you want
>thinking Kettle is a legitimate brand
>thinking Honey Baked Ham from Kettle is the best flavor at all
all of you need to die.

It's a board on that other chan where it's the far left version of /pol/
So lefty politics plus tranny hookup threads

Because a countdown is unnerving, it's Saturday man, let's chill

can't believe people eat anything other than red rock deli desu senpai

>Not buying a can of pringles and turning it into a masturbation toy
It's pretty embarrassing sharing this thread with plebs.

How many wet brains are in here exactly? this thread reads like a retard manifesto.

finally a man of culture. just dusted a bag of Lime and Cracked Black Pepper during the Fred game, Salsa Verde and Mozarella isn't too bad either.

>t. buys Kettle chips

Paddy Ryder loves banana chips

You're not an Aussie if you're supporting Houli this Easter long weekend

>sydney stack
>he plays for richmond

it's also unAustralian to not purposefully go out of your way to buy hot chips when you expressly just wanted a bag of chips to snack on later

they were alright lad

It's also un-Australian to call chips, 'hot chips'.

>matt eagles
>he plays for the loins

>GOT THE LIFE
based 30yo boomer in the music dept.

>all this talk about chips/ hot chips
People like you who start throwing in as much slang as they can into their posts the moment they enter a thread where they can identify as an Australian to impress the Big Strong Americans even though you NEVER use those words in daily conversation since you're a shut-in NEET and not a north Queensland tradie are what's wrong with Australian culture

>corey lyons
>plays for the brisbane lions

That's Shane Edwards' playlist

you're a fucking autistic idiot, doubt you've spoken to someone face-to-face in months it's contextual

>wtf these chips are cold?
>yeah, despite you being in a place known to cooks chips you didn't expressly say you wanted them hot *smug face*

>really after a bag of chips
>nah what you're after is hot chips despite going to a shop that doesn't nor has ever sold hot chips *smug face*

Since when is chips slang? We haven't even touched on dim sims/potato cakes yet.

people say "hot chips" all the time ya mong

potato fritter m8

For me, it's fries.

Chips = chips from the fish and chip shop / fast food place
Potato chips = chips that come in a sealed bag from the deli or similar.
____ chips = chips that come in a sealed bag of that flavour from the deli or similar.

>Brayden Ham
>played on Good Friday

confirmed clueless zoomer

...

there's a certain pressure and expectation foriegners, especially Americans, put on you to live up to their expectations and I hate letting people down.

t. lived in America, there faces literally light up when they hear your from Australia and ask you to say something Australian

nice blog loser

>now in Australia, no one ever says 'hot chips', they just say 'chips' it's unaustralian to use the adjective "hot" to describe "chips" when they're hot you understand?
>da fuck this honky trippin, yo dayshawn give dis nigga a blast of ya gat

holy mother of american reddit facebook freshcunt

>but my dad was doing online banking from 88
Fuck, he must have had an interesting job to be that tech savvy that early.
Most people were "unconnected" (no internet) until the late 90's early 00's.
We got 98 with dial up in 1999 from memory. That was our first taste of the internet.

Check out this boofhead.