/mlb/

>still crying

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Yup... 'Everyone'...

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oof

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OOOOH NO NO NOOOO

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>when nobody wants to use your shit thread

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bahahha

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The Mariners' season just ended

youtube.com/watch?v=9vJhwOCgYxE

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=g5tDQ38uLPo

>it was 10-2

youtube.com/watch?v=kjjE7HBv6HY

Why does Tampa Bay get the headline when Baltimore won the game? Davis' 11th inning game-winning run would certainly be a good one.

fuck this guy!

Rude

It's still tied, retards

>The most dangerous lead

Yeah nah they are fucked.

Dodgers Win!

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do americans really eat like this?

Dude you're country flag is a bandage lol

Corn sounds good right now.

I dont get chili though. Extra cheese.

Umpie to the cubbie!

Girl is Nella, an aussie food youtuber

Anyway here you go brewers bros

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Don't be a bad winner.

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I made the brewers win webm I just wanted to make another OC

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If this is porn I need it please.

THIS IS PSYCHOPATHIC!

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>analslime
>memeiners

is it time for manfred to step in and do something about these embarrassments to the sport

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More cute girls.

Relocate Jokeland to Nashville

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Manfred is a hack

baseballamerica.com/stories/new-ball-is-sparking-an-offensive-explosion-in-triple-a/

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God I wish she would do that to my dick

o i fuck ya

REAL NATS HOURS

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IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!!!
ANIME MEMES!
AHHHHH SATANIA!!
DID SOMEONE SAY LOLIS?!
awooooo!!
doki dokie Yea Forums club!!
nico nico niiii!!
dakimuras!!!
HAAAAKUNE MITSSSU!
Ahegaoo!!!!
midnight anime music videos !

if these somewhat appeal to you you are an ironic weeb and can get the FUCK out

Uh, maybe just a modicum of respect, is all we ask.
>BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME
Well, except for the eeeeeeensy-weensy little fact that one side is actively extinguishing anime fans.

>both sides are the same
nope, I only described ironic weebs there

Sorry my mistake

sorry I messed up

We'll learn from this... we can and must do better

I fucked up and closed off my horizons. In limiting my horizons I ended up closing myself off to those that truly would be there for and forgive me.

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I really understand... It is a relationship built through humility and trust. We were both at our wits end and said some things we didn't mean. Ultimately a chain of friendship binds us together as we gather our strength to pull ourselves to the top of the mountain, and ultimately, vindications for our transgressions.

So uhhhh we eare are we at with the robot umps? Thumbs up or sumbs down? I like to see the men behind the plate personally... nice day at the park, robot ruins that, next think you know we'll have computers in our pockets

can one of those nanobot doohickeys have a bbq? can it enjoy a cold one after a long day of work at the ballpark? can it teach it's boy the love of the game? Does it have a sweet love that supports him through thick n thin?

All I'm saying is I never seen a robot that love his country

I'll crack a col one open to that. amen brother

Family god country... and you want me to vote for a robot

>AHHHHH SATANIA!!
Raphi best girl tho

Mmmm...smell of freshly grated chalk down the baselines.... bbq going on durin the game... maybe couple hot dogs n burgers... Mmm the punch isn't for the kids this time...to top it off the smell of a hunk o' junk sittin behind home...hmmm... lets omit that part... Dont seem right...

shes not an angel like they say user

I'll be god damned if that bucket o bolts wasn't bleepin and bloopin thru the whole god blessed game! Couldn't even hear myself think! I swear, ain't even anyone noticed except for me in that whole park. Hunk a junk tellin me to do wild things. Light fires. BIG fires. I hope a heap I can make him happy...

Mmm...this is what we fight war...this is what america was built on...family n friends gathered around the dinner table enjoyin a feast cooked up by my master 'cue skills...say a prayer first of course...dont see no half bit gearbox around no where....mmmm

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That eager lady on the right looks like she'd do whatever you told her to do, and she's giving me a boner.

Batter = /mlb/
Pitcher = Autsitro and his thread

She comes off as extremely sadistic and that's hot.

Hahueha leave that talk for the bedroom you two... yer always at eachother like bunnies...

So ump = mods?

If that's the case, there wouldn't be an ump in that picture.

oh hes seething

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We must stay ever vigilant... the enemy is at the gates

This image requires more anime.
Houspie fears the anime samurai.

Fuck the Houston Astros. This is all.

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But how? how do we incorporate this?

You're still fighting the good fight. God bless you moe. You never ran away like that other coward we shall not name

We would need a true anime fan. Someone who really knows his stuff.

Summon the Monster Monsoon posters.

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just look at how fucking stupid the non-general always turns out, terrible

ew ewwie no

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Sometimes I think these are just bait posts by unconcerned third parties, but regardless they remind us of how Houspie is currently holding the L and will continue to do so.

Who else would be better at combating people like

terrible

hm....hmm...interesting thread...yes indeed

/mlb/ needs more anime.
Yea Forums is an anime image board after all.

HOLD THE LINE BROTHERS

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Gah it hurts! I wanna go home! I wanna see my girl!

Your girl's fucking her father's gardener! Gone two years and come back to a newborn chocolated baby? He ain't even call you "da da"! He calls you Ricky!

Ricky's Boys don't quit!

POST WALK UP MUSIC
youtube.com/watch?v=6rqBCHVbH2E

this is an outrage

we won one today guys!

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112th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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>check last nights baseball
>orioles won by successfully pinch hitting chris davis who came around to score
lmao

>cusb

haven't you heard? he's good again now

The red sox gave him his mojo back

>CUBS FAN HERE!
Well hello there.

>photoshopping the evidence
sad

hey did u guys hear the news i dont see any posts about it???

chris davis or kris davis who's better?

I fucked up...i made a mistake gimme another shot

Here we go parpies here we go

c

This is chaos

Mets' Syndergaard experiencing elbow soreness

Haven't posted here in quite a while. How are my boys doing?

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hey say you're sorry

guess nobody heard...

Morning, lads.

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Where is based Heims?

heimie owns ya

You Americants don't know how easy you have it man. There's one batting cage near me and it's a fucking tip, the machine always pitches way above me which is even worse. I have to do some weird flick over shoulder move to hit the fucking thing. You'll aren't squandering your gifts are you? You do play don't you?

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>the machine always pitches way above me
WWTL

sorry I didn't know you were in that place

MLB is trash now. Make the leap and watch honkbal already

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youtu.be/uZS0WIQI7UU

Morning dadsbro.

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*spits*
scumbag

...

Astros tranies will be stabbed

walkin down the street lookin for an ass to blast

man in a dodgers hat, he will pass

"yay go dodg--" *punch stomp slam*

"ugh no!"

"someone call the popo" he begged

condemned his bitch ass to a perm wheelchair

as I walked right out without a care

Or better yet

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benis

Oh fug XDDD

How the fuck does that even work with the pitcher being 3 feet from the hitter?

Maybe it's your pitcher and you work in tandem like an NFL kicker?

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Pesapallo girls are the patrician female athletes

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>Austrio's thread is dead
But we'll always have the screencap to commentate his autism and racism.

full game
youtu.be/rJ-srEr7zv8

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

where is this batting cage fellow bong?

>that pitcher catcher location

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Bro just grab a crate or two to stand on and level out

Why has there been an increase in the use of the word “patrician” on this general?

>that swing
>that language
>those names
I'm not hating or being racist but what the what?

>those unis
what a shame

baseball is the thinking man's sport

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Keller is suspended 5 games.
For what?

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For hitting the bat flipper in the ass

Because baseball fans are true sports patricians

So hundreds of years of tradition warrants a suspension?
Is Manfred a legitimate retard?

They suspended the bat flipper too. I don't understand anything anymore

It's just like Chess. It just happens to be played at 90 mph.

Yeah it's fucking stupid

Buljuball :DDDD

>t. manlet

Isn't football chess though what with all those strategies and counter strategies for every play?

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*spits*
*spits*

kneels

That would be correct. I'd like to see baseball match this.

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>Lmao me get ball and run fast
>Quarterback gets sneezed on and the play gets taken back
Nigger collision sucks.

>dicks herpes

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That sure is a lot of pseudo intellectualism for what really boils down to recreationally developed brain damage.

He definitely said something he shouldn't have.

>yfw he called Joe West a cracker

*concusses*

>11 minutes

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haha looks like the Yankees had a Mis-Happ

>Heyward with another base hit

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In theory, yes

Yay. The Nats finally get to play a shitty team. They'll probably lose.

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>grown women as ball girls

why is baseball so cringe

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>cringada

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The rest of Yea Forums is laughing at us again

>canadian opinions

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YOU WEAK ASS FUGGEN NIGGA

Don't blame them.
ispot.tv/ad/daT9/major-league-baseball-let-the-kids-play
When MLB runs advertisements for letting the kids play, then suspends them for doing it, it's kinda sending mix messages

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Anderson and Keller both getting suspended is the most retarded thing I've ever seen, it's so contradictory.
>players police themselves, players who showboat can expect to get beaned next AB
>MLB even created an ad campaign supporting that idea, 'let the kids play'
Manfred is such an idiot

Go figure this shit happens with Manfred in charge. Even more ironic that this is the same week as Jackie Robinson day.

Alright I feel we need to revisit this again.

Clearly, we've all said time and time how much we hate Manfred so let's discuss. Who could his replacement be? Costas?

>Thinking he was suspended for bat flipping

He did call Keller a weak ass nigga but only after the situation was escalated by both sides. He probably said something that hurt Joe West's feelings to get suspended

Billy Beane

Let the kids play = let the kids bat flip
Let the kids play =/= let someone use hate speech where everyone can hear it and get away with it
And no, him being black doesn't make a difference. It's okay for everyone or okay for no one.

Why do you fags get so butthurt about bean ball? If he wants to retaliate the batter should be allowed to charge the mound so it's somewhat fair

>It's okay for everyone or okay for no one
Kyle schwarber got tossed out of the game for cussing out the umpires that called him out and tried to go after them
But he wasn't suspended

>WHAT YOU MEAN I'M EJECTED? FUCK YOU CRACKA JOE

Difference between swearing and dropping the N word.

Should the batter be allowed to take his bat? Think about it, a 90something mph hard projectile vs a maybe 50mph swinging wooden stick

>between swearing
Read the other part. He had to be held back by Baez as he tried charging the umpire

Cussing out umpires happens literally daily.
If you seriously think he was going to harm the ump you're fucking retarded. He was going over to him to argue.

>Cussing out umpires happens literally daily.
You'd think at some point over the decades the umpires will think "hey maybe we should try doing our jobs right for a change".

Oh well Robots soon.

>If you seriously think he was going to harm the ump
I don't know he might have fallen over and crushed him with his fatass lmao

I don't think it's a job that a human can possibly do in the first place. Not to a 100% accuracy rate anyways.

All the more need for robots. Fuck umpires especially Joe West and the ones like him.

The human error of the umpires is part of baseball. Any that disagrees is a fortnite player needs to move directly to Yea Forums or /nba/.

*strikes out looking on a called strike 3 5 inches off the plate*

this, nobody noticed

How many versions of these houspie getting caught redhandeds are we going to have?

TIMMY A GOOD BOY
HE DINDU NUTTIN
HE WUZ GOING TO SCHOOL AND DOING PROGRAMS

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>he believes in a uniformed strike zone.
I bet you decipher strikes based on the little cgi square

You realize the more advanced pitch recognition systems actually do account for dynamic zones?

>I bet you decipher strikes based on the little cgi square

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>Jacob deGrom headed to NY to get an MRI on his elbow

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I've only see that one and the other one which people post which shamed him into uses less images now.

>robot umpires
Holy shit zoomers need to disappear

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Matt Vasgersian

>Domebaby defense playing in a real ballpark
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Literally listening to him on the radio right now.

It begins

Thoughts?

What, on your choice?

Yeah, what are you thoughts on Matt Vasgersian as a baseball guy and can he actually eventually be commisioner? I see it I wonder if others do.

Lmao look at this weak ass nigga right here.

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If pitchers can celebrate with fist pumps and flexing when they get a strikeout batters should be able to pimp home runs

I mean I wasn't the user who asked originally, but I'd wager he'd need to get a few rings around the trunk. He seems a bit young to have a chance at legitimate consideration, but you take a peek at his resume, coming up working in minor leagues up to the Majors, with thorough additional experience on the media side, wrapped around traditional sensibilities about the game itself, that are cut with a degree of pragmatism, and I think he would be a fine choice that could usher in a new era of greatness. Of all the times I've heard him talk he is knowledgeable without being an autist that many candidates seem to be, but I don't look at that as a bad thing in terms of what Matt could do for the League, but can see whomever would select the next Commish being a bit turned off by that.

Who is the most /chad/ baseball player?

Do you even need to ask?

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Aaron Judge

Mark McGwire in his steroidal prime

IIRC they pitch by throwing the ball up into the air.

They are able to. The opponent team may even award them with a free base if their home run celebration is good enough.

I was actually going to post a pic of him with my post

>6'7"
>jawline chiselled from steel
>probably has at least a 10" dick

Who wants Conforto? Gonna need your best pitching prospects.

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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this is an outrage

kc v nyy

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*extends deGrom with two years left of team control - explodes elbow*
MEST
OH NO NO NO
A BIG RED APPLE
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEST
....
>MEST!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Cute

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I guess the NL East is down to 3

>tfw no twisns tonight

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yeah theres the marlins once again in the early innings

Weak ass nigga spotted

No turtle no life

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and fuck anibal sanchez. YOU FUCKING SUCK

those teeth though nigga look like a bmw

ALFAROOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck nevermind

sox-tiggys

I'm gonna need sauce to the MMD.

Thank you, I was just about to ask why no gamethread yet.
#FREETIMMY

He apparently was suspended for shouting a racial slur and not for the bat flip.

inb4 he called west an old white cracker

>marlins finally scored a fucking run

Doyers @ Broors

I made a mistake

And it was unacceptable

Just this one. He's gotten a lot better at hiding it, but he was so assblasted this time around he forgot to do it and now we get something else to laugh about.

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>marlins trying to make their hats in fashion statements

go to hell jeter

What do the hats look like?

Someone please put that piece of shit Madbum out of his misery please.

The NL-leading Pittsburgh Pirates

They'll face a team that's not complete garbage at some point hopefully.

>facebook game
fuck this shit

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They’ll also get their 2 best hitters back

Which game? I thought you were a Mets fan?

nope, phillies

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why are non-generals always cancer?

Autistro spotted and still furious

LMAO ANIBAL SANCHEZ FUCKING SUCKS

Check your attitude at the door, mister!

what game threads have you been too? baseball ones are pretty chill.

>nast

sorry sir we'll try better

Who?

Them

>With this move, MLB appears to be joining the “Nobody can say it” camp, which is an unwise but wholly unsurprising development given the league’s failure to attract and develop black players

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guess the team

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The 2003 detroit tigers?

Is he implying that whites are to be 2nd class citizens to blacks?

MARLINS FINALLY WONNNNNNNNNN

>our weekly win

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Jints

>need to tag a player at home to get him out
>can get a player out at first just by catching the ball and keeping a foot on the base
shouldn't it be one or the other?

You question authority again and I'll alert the league

The runner going to the plate isn't being forced to go home, but the runner going to first is

You can spot Pillar and Panik from a mile away

Learn about force plays and tag plays

Rafael Devers needs to go.

Fuuuuck RIP Pirates

It is completely consistent
The guy at first can go nowhere else. the guy at third going to home doesn't need to go home unless there are bases loaded and he has no where else to go, thus it makes no sense for a runner that needs not advance to be out by stepping on home

Toronto Blue Jays @ Oakland Athletics

game thread:
I was late for the late game because of emplyment

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>poodres

Interesting attire on Based Hyerin there

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Where are all the other blue jay fans? For some reason I thought we had a few more that post here

poseurs that will suddenly remember they are fans when/if vlad becomes a sensation

GG Bucs, hope Marte and Gonzalez aren't hurt too badly

welp

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>broors
LOL

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I think we are all Vlad fans after the murdered HR highlight

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We're coming back for our rightful seat in first place.

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>Broors

>MLB was saying this guy was one of the best >Gives up 2 walks and then this.
cuts.diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2019/2019-04/19/c9c58fcf-72b2f8db-1916db2d-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4

What did they mean by 'best'?

Truly a good day for baseball

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SEWERS KEK SEWERS

fuck u

>What did they mean by 'best'?
They were just humoring him. He's obviously garbage.

>cusb

sorry sir

Reminder that Babe Ruth struck out to literal whos

>15 fucking hits and it still 2-2

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18 runners stranded

>can't put away the rookies

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>18 runners stranded
Oh no. I hope they're safe. thots n' prayers.

>poodres

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Femanon here, LOVE baseball

HARPER!

better than this

The rest of us don't feel the need to advertise.

You just did.

post d*ck

And the reds just went up 3-1

>poodres

>first 5 hit game of bryce "330 million" harper's career
what a fraud

How find a baseball GF?

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Philthy fag here, he'll spend half that time on injured reserve, mark my words. It's only a mater of time before sprain this and that.

>phillies

un-fucking real

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PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES!!

>throw bat like you chuck a spear
>Call white guy a nigger right after Jackie Robinson day
>Get suspended

>failies

>Philthies
LOL

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>17 hits
>19 LOB
>3 runs
Phillies are trash dude

Between innings he volunteered at a soup kitchen

mlb.com/gameday/phillies-vs-rockies/2019/04/19/565420#game_state=final,game_tab=videos,game=565420
>The woman in the phillies sweater saying "fuuuck" to her husband after the walk-off
Sublime.

I hope Harper is ready for 13 years of defeat

kek lol philthies

>team founded in 1883
>only TWO (2) WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIPS

!!!!

soon to be 3

Sorry I didn't know

sorry sir I messed up

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These "sorry" posters probably aren't even sorry for what they're saying. I'll give you a moment to take that in. Fuck them.

I am on my knees

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I must do better

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I've shitposted. I've purposefully taken things out of context. I've said things to piss people off. I am SO sorry.

I'm NOT sorry!

SMACKDOWN on that """"franchise""""

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samefag

When?

I'm so sorry. I have a mental illness I'm trying to control

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I’d like to fomally apologize for my misgivings - I just want to watch Cubbies baseball. Sorry.

holy based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can I make this right? What can I do to show you I feel remorse?

as a cubs fan I am so sorry

Cubs win
Time for some late night comfy music
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Not a Cubs fan, but as a concerned third party, I can see why people ike them.

big cubs fan. I really am sorry for all this. Holding back tears.

oh get a load of this ironic scumbag!!!!

Oh you found your song! That's neat

sorry sir. I will post music pronto

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cub fans are lame

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uh yeah
uh yeah uh yeah
verse 1
BAJP causin a seeth?
Oh ya know it bitch
chokes ya til ya can't breathe
starts diggin the ditch
you aint even dead yet
but that don't stop him from makin you a permanent bed
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah

verse 2
BAJP goes hard
killin cub tards left n right
*hook* -"yeah uh"--- he fights
"fuck ugh please"--- mo begged
" 'don't appease to homos"-- he said
"please I'll buy you a drink!"-- mo shouts
BAJP goes in harder n harder
makin the cusb tarder n tarder
they fall down, roll 'em o'er to a ditch
*spits* "you's a bitch" bajp pitched

Chaseb Owl Get in here!

Cubs piss me off

oh fugg that's one of those big ass burrito's from Manuel's Tepeyac

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ajaja this cripple has a flipper kkkkkk

lmao his hand just canNOT get right

LOL... okay... twisted joke: call him "STUMPS""!! lol... oh fuck I forget is holy week! Oh I must atone!

this is incane

get these assholes out of here

mmm cup o joe in the mornin n a cold one after work... keeps a man goin...

If's life's a beach why am I always in the sand trap

Mmm

Dodgers!

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get a load of this jerk

reckon i'll 'que up some burgs tomorrow while the wife's out of town... have a couple cold ones out on the porch.... sounds like a plan...

reckon i'll que up some posties tomorrie while my mommie's at workies!

mm.. throw the game on the radio... some kool-aid and fried chicken on the porch... on the porch... smokin' reefer...
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mmm...brings me back them days...when musical cords were simple...mmmm...play this durin a ballgame... promise youll be feelin pumped...oh silly me i forgot to go to the butchers to whip em them burgs

terrible

>We will never hear a baseball organist even attempt UN Owen Was Her
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that's it. If i see anyone in my neighborhood bbqing I'm gonna end their bbq. I can't stand it anymore

Sure, remind me to bring some Melon bread

Will this cartoon be at the BBQ?

ywn barbeque some ribs and pound a couple cold ones with a cute anime girl... dang gummit....

Are you japanese user?

>ywn barbeque some ribs and pound a couple cold ones with anybody...darn tootin

/mlb/ needs more anime, post anime.

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Mariners "defense"

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Oh yeah.....

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this cheered me up

this...made...my...day....

I miss Scooter, when's coming back from injury?
Finns always gotta make it so complicated.

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Doyers desu

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Played both sports, and the "chess" aspect of football is really only enjoyed by coaches and the QB. You'll see in the play here that the individual really only needs to remember a relatively simple route. On a per player basis, football really doesn't demand intensive study (unless QB and maybe O-line). It's very specialized. Most players just have one job.

Baseball demands a lot more study on a team wide individual basis, since every hitter is the de facto "quarterback" of his own offense. He needs to study the habits of dozens of pitchers, familiarizing himself with everything from what they're likely to throw him on this count in that situation, pitch sequences, his arm slots (i.e. is his pitch tunneling good, or does his arm slot differ for a fastball vs. a curve), body language tells, etc. Example:

>Cabrera, who can remember pitch patterns from at-bats a half-decade ago, says he studies video only to understand certain tendencies—what pitchers throw when they get two strikes on a hitter, what their favorite first pitch is, what they throw with a man on first, or when they are ahead in the count.

Pitchers approach pitching similarly.

astros desu and yes you better fear us doyers

>Mets Pirates and Rays in first place in their divisions

What the fuck is going on

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I don't think anyone worries about the Astros anymore

Less legal liabilities than actual ball boys. Insurance rates spike though the roof for anything involving kids

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I changed my mind, go Astros

It's still april. T. Mets fan.

METS WIN THE WORLD SERIES AND IT'S ONLY APRIL! A NEW RECORD FOR THE WORLD CHAMPION NEW YORK METS!!!

This is the morning no one wanted but everyone needed

Morning /mlb/or nighttime

fun

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Makes sense that the slowest sport is also the slowest general

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>Tigers White Sox game cancelled.

>Hutism

Huspie

I'm happy the pie rats are playing mediocre baseball and everyone else is playing so poorly it's pushed the pie rats to the top of their division.

Pretty good analysis. Surprising to find that here.

kc v nyy

COPE

I'm coping

sorry Ill start coping I swear

*copes all over your face*

Why would I feel jealous of the Padres for Tatis and Machado when my team has better players in both positions?

Yea Forumsstros

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cause you're in denial

I always tune into games a little into the 1st inning, so I've never noticed before, but is the national anthem(s) usually televised?

No

Sorry sir

Diamondbacks @ Cubs
Divegrass spam advisory is in effect.

Those fags killed my game thread the other day.

where's the mets thread

Ms!

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$126,000,000

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FATE
UP AGAINST YOUR WILLLL
THROUGH THE THICK AND THIN

xeattle xers are posting again

YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL
YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO HIIIIIM

*spits*
fuck you scumbag

I was so happy when the cubes bought that fucking anchor.

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scuba kek scuba!!

Yea Forumsstros!

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Where did all the White Sox fans go?

hmmmm stankees are taking a huge stankee on the roylels

>gusb

>rags

>rape the opposing team
>have to sacrifice one of our key hitters

Happens every time. Boone’s temper tantrum was gay

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The game today was postponed for some reason.

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Classic meme. Only oldfags will remember this gem.

>skip baseball practice because family works on Sunday so they want to do Easter tonight
>mfw we do nothing but dick around the house all day
>mfw bailed on teammates for nothing

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hi where is the pirates thread

Probably a shooting

Shoemaker is kill

RIP footwear assembler

RIP any hopes of a competitive season

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Acuna got beaned again

bump

Pirates fans are only here sporadically. You can just shitpost about the game in this thread instead.

oh man :(

There shall be no Pirates thread under direct orders of the Queen, and that's that.

>Pirates ruining another weekend for me

Why can't they just face a good team for once?

What game is this lads?

lel based Dutch bunt

Top if the division isn't good?

of*

As someone who wants the Pirates to lose, it's the worst spot imaginable.

>Giants
We're not exactly top of the division at the moment

Choo choo

All aboaard

You now remember this game.

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>boreball

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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He'll be fine

t. worried yaks fan

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Why would you name your team after pastry rodents?

cringe!!!!!

Red Sox need a good old fashion Marlins fire sale

I'm thinking of a number between 3 and 48
guess correctly and your team will make the postseason

2

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69

48

7

Seething

500

new thread when

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Please just stop and think

now?

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9,001

old thread died

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thread

new before bread wars