/hoc/

for me, its Lightnin' Hopkins
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If this goes to game 6 will they cut a shark in half

WSH-CAR and WIN-STL will mirror each other, home team winning all games in one and the road team in the other

.>my team 2bh

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Nothing comfier than a spring evening and rain lads.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

fuck off and go to bed randy

this but kongs and ted

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Shut the fuck UP you faggot I knew you would post that shit. Thinking you're so funny posting this stagnate water tier "meme". Fucking die

LEMME TELL YA BOUT MY BEEEEST FREN

I posted it in Yea Forums a few days ago and got about 58 (You)s from seething Yea Forums trannies

boiling

/hoc/ is for frens

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Well show us

>Winnipeg

>the road team has won every game
What did St. Louis and Winnipeg mean by this?

go knights

Maybe if I decide to do it again I don’t go to Yea Forums often because every thread just devolves into >incel >have sex

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So, how do shorks shork this up?

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they send the fans home sad

Very based and true

What's better. Losing in the 3rd or losing 30 seconds into OT?

he got 3 (you)s for it here nothing else in the archives

dude weed lads my eyes are so photoshoped right now

Tired of hoc lying to me

>Lying about (You)s
Very grim, I don't my friendship with USA can continue with this news.

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i got swindled by gypsy tricks on here all off season and i shall not fall for anymore

is it the good weed, my friend?

What if I give a free(you)

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Am I supposed to recognize this bint?

Apology accepted.

haha guys check this
winnipeg? more like LOSEipeg

cringe

You may be on to something

god i wish that were me (her seat)

Played pickup soccer in Ireland against a kid wearing a Lawrence Arms t-shirt.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SAM

>Listerine sales up 400% in winnismeg

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Looks like Salsa Stark from Game of thrones.

>pickup soccer
Isn't that against the rules?

Hello lads /cric/ is dead. I heard you guys need a new tripGOD to worship

has anybody heard from sam recently?

nigger

We only worship the LORD Jesus christ here

it's called football over there. and you can use your hands in football

>no english gf to watch hockey with
life is suffering

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lmaOing at Oshie trying to flop and injuring himself

LOVE my lord and savior Jesus Christ.
HATE cric
simple as.

do you always spell his name with a lower case "C"?

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You might be right, but I keep looking at it and I just don't see it.
Might be the video quality / lighting.

Business idea: relocate the Jets to some shithole in the desert.

Its been an hour and I'm still fucking livid that the Jest choked that hard

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Can't stand racism.

/hoc/ is now a racism free zone

How the fuck did the jets lose with 10 seconds left? Anyone have the webm so I can laugh again?

>score 12 seconds in
>gets scored 12 seconds to go
they were going for the symmetry.

Go shoot up a mosque you dumb nigger.

Whickets desu

love hockey
hate niggers

>It’s happening

frick off we're full

just had a thought, lads

Thornton is a bust

>jones actually made that save
really wasnt expecting that

I originally wrote Jesus of Nazareth but decided to change it to Christ and forgot to capitalize the ‘c’

The shorkening begins

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What kind of thought?

youtu.be/pgCaUA7VhVk?t=139
this is it lads. this game is fucking exciting

Why won't this faggot evolve his pikachu?

Didn't want pikachu's personality to change.

pikachu didn't want to be evolved

Is this a San Jose Ted?
Sed? Jed?

It would only change if Ash were a little cuck bitch who couldn’t handle Pikachu’s increased power level. Charizard proved this.

Also because Pokémon won’t get rid of their mascot

>SJ playing Game of Thrones music

Are they Bing Bing Wahoos West?

youtube.com/watch?v=fEg0v2wD7Fg
sharks for the cup

Nope

What is with the NItes knocking teeth out?

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I've heard four or five different arenas play the GoT theme this week.
They're just normies, user. The show is a topical thing. Don't overthink it.

They're an anime team, as such they are inherently bing-bing and reddit.

Lads if the NHL were westeros, who would the characters be?

Yes

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Tampa is whoever the first person to die was

Name a softer dman than erika karlsson

Winnipeg and Alberta are the wildlings

youtube.com/watch?v=45enGEGtATc
Uploaded 5 minutres ago

>the Vegas Nighty Nights

kek'd n rekt
>ty comfy is boring user desu

fell asleep earlier. how the fuck did WPG collapse tonight?

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Vegas posters were so confident earlier. What happened?

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what is this madness?

Should you be permabanned for posting these vids?

They Hellefucked up

They’re on their 3 day crash after their 3 day high from Jack Jim’s homecooked speed

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>you know you can't win 3 games in one night, but you can win 1 game 3 times
what did Brett mean by this

SHANNON!!
NEED MY FUCKING NUMBERS BRAH

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Take it one game at a time

Surely you JEST

NUMBERS SHANNON
WHERES THE NUMBERS

Favourite hoc meme to be quite honest with you guys

fap time lads, post your best caroline camerons

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Do >we want the Broons or the Laffs lads?

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not untrue

One game at a time. Get those pucks deep and on net boys. let's go

Doesn't matter, you'll get the Bruins

Ah shit nigga fucking 5 star post

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Trap hockey will kill the Bruins

bad ice

Laffs
Bruins physically would fucking demolish everyone on Columbus, Laffs are just filled with spindly twinks and Kadri

>no more hoc tonight
Now what?

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Whats happening with all the Canadian teams boys?

Based Burger Brock Boeser Beholding Bantam Brawlers

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see

This.... This IS the post

Wonder if Petterson got laid yet

bases

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Pettersson is /our guy/

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Carolyn Cameron isn’t attractive but she seems like it because she’s surrounded by old men. She’s the definition of office hot.

Not gonna lie I am a little pissed of at the refpuck tonight.

They let nigger kane get away with so much bullshit and that couture loser too.

Not to mention the obvious shitty oce conditions slowed us down a lot.

Series ends on Sunday when you pieces of shit come to play on good ice.

I hope you sharks fans are ready. Come to the game and I will personally stomp you.

boiling

kek

Would rather read a reddit post than your fake incel rage shit.

Makes me feel a bit better about being an incel desu

Let’s be honest. No girl out there is worthy of Petey’s bone and he doesn’t need them anyway because he reproduces by raising the dead to serve in his unholy army

time to kys cringenigger

Based Skeleton

Women are a distraction. Hockey is eternal.

if you think he's a virgin you're fucking retarded

jones actually saved the game
he made a huge save one a 2on1 when it was 3-2 and vegass would have tied it

Did you even watch the fucking game?
Do you call that a fair game?
Go suck kane's dick some more cheating pieces of shit

He doesn't look like he knows what a vagina is let alone fucked one
The man's tunnel visioned onto blasting fat clappers, he has no time for sluts

tonight was a good night hoc

despite dirty uncle gary sucking uncle fuckers gayarse golden shites and their never ending refpuck, the good guys won! (-:

only KINO games tomorrow lads.

Friendly reminder that it was 3-0

Gay sex doesnt count

This, he sexually violates the opposition all the time

proud of him

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based post

This post makes me know you're not just LARPing about your inceldom

No time for vaginas. Gotta clap bomb and pass saucers

happy jesus death day

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>Do you call that a fair game?
no, only getting two minutes for knocking out teeth with a high stick is clear biased officiating and a dangerous precedent to set for the league

Oh piss off. Vegas is the good guys not nigger kane and dirty Karlsson. Did you see the bad ice? Willing to bet anything it was intentional to slow us down. Not even close to a fair game.

Based Petey. Women exist solely for reproduction. If you want to fuck one for fun you’re a degenerate and should be spending your time practicing your face offs and one timers

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Only faggots play the trap

no one here likes vegas. you must be new

Why would I LARP about that and make myself look worse than I actually am

Boston fans like traps though

>midget wrestling was in my town a few weeks ago
>didn't find out until the day after
Never been so disappointed.

Why would i believe anyone on this website

for me, its when shannon does the numbers

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It was incidental contact you prick.
What about kane? Gonna ignore his obvious interference no calls?
What about when Meier went low on reaves? Dirty fucking team. Fuck you.

Vegas is unironically /hoc/s team

>It was incidental contact you prick.
Like the Fleury dive that cost them their comeback in game 2?

Golden kikes are certainly not our guys

Lifelong fan here

not him, vegass is reddit

Why would someone lie about having sex when they’re completely anonymous?

What is /hoc/'s goal horn?

were you here last season?

Las Vegas golden chokes

What do I fap to tonight?

Wrong only redditors and seethers hate vegas and should leave

based

>dive
The league agrees it was a legit call.
Learn to follow the rules you dirty pieces of shit.
People like you are ruining the sport

dont

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Yes, /hoc/ is full of redditors as shown by reddit posting. True /hoc/ites love vegas for the seethe they generate because we are all autists and hate normies.

Keep crying retard, come back when you have more than a half season of hockey knowledge

youtu.be/mAcbXauW5Yk

Sorry, but even Wayne Gretzky agreed it was the legit call.

What was he thinking, lads?

Unironically this 65% of /hoc/ needs to fuck off

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our guy grapes disagreed with the call though

>hoc/ is full of redditors as shown by reddit posting.
but it's uniroically vegas fans who reddit post.

>SEETHING 2017-2018 Crapitals lifelongs chimping out on Foegele's social media pages because Oshie is a dumb bitchmade flopper that injured himself on embellishment
who knew karma would come back to get Mr. Charmin Ultra-Soft

based ms-13 lad

Based jalopy

>caring what some boomer faggots think
Yikes

cringe and bluepilled

Funny thing is...on Sunday this one game will no longer matter. We are up and going to end the series Sunday. Enjoy you 2 days of relevance dirty ass sharks and their smelly fucking fans will kill themselves soon enough. 21 trips to the playoffs. 0 cups. 0. Enjoy never winning anything. Life must suck for you losers.

i think oshie broke his collarbone

>Be in sports merch store last year
>Hear some faggot in a golden knights jersey talking to the clerk about how he’s lived in >my city that’s had an NHL team all his life but he’s a diehard golden knights fan
>browsing through the big rack of >my team, the local teams jerseys
>guy actually yells at me “STOP, Don’t do it man”

boiling

>Vegas
>Has been in playoffs every single season they have existed
>Zero cups
THE ABSOLUTE DESERT WASTELAND OF NEVADA

OH NO!!! WE LOST! NO WONDER MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER COWORKER ARE AT A BAR RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE PROBABLY DRINKING THEIR SORROWS AWAY AFTER THAT TOUGH LOSS. HE'S THE BIGGEST GOLDEN KNIGHTS FAN I KNOW! HE'S BEEN WATCHING SINCE 1993!

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my favorite part was seeing the porn whore from last year trash talking whatever Carolina player it was

Unironically most of the reddit posting has come from blue jackets this playoffs
>Reddit tier comment against vegas
Pottery
Knights are /hoc/s team

Seattle or Vegas? Which city is more tolerable?

Post more sharkies please

seattle by a mile

FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT AND WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>small shanty of conservatives in the desert that like to party
>city of trannies and preferred pronouns
Obviously vegas

>Designated Shoot-Up zones
or
>Getting shitfaced and potentially winning some cash
As much as I hate the Golden Showers, Vegas wins that one by a country mile

who here /lifelong/?

Xeattle is reddit-tumblr-NeoGaf incarnate when it comes to niggercollide so they will instantly be the worst """fanbase"""

Vegas. It’s at least got some cool stuff going on.

I guarantee you Seattle will be a 100 times more insufferable than the Reddit Knights, they Fight and Win afterall

>theatrics on ice
>theatrics posting on redd*t and /hoc/
i don't know lad. think there might be a cringe leak coming from the nites fanbase

love the seethe tonight.

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seattle because vegas wants to keep acting smug. I have a soft spot for the M's

COME ON
SEATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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fight me irl lad

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Tbh if Seattle is the Sockeyes I will totally goes against my code of ethics and double up on >my teams

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imagine being a san lose sharks fan

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The real /hoc/ team is the wongs.

This place is permeated by stealth wongs fans. That's why nobody LARPs as wongs fans, because they are all LARPing as some other team.

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>having more than one (1) team
ishygddts2bqhwy

who?

Seattle’s most popular team is an MLS club that actively organizes marches in other cities.

Let that sink in.

>92174080
rent free lads

"Don't shitpost where you eat". I just thought of that after I already posted.

>be couture
>take the absolute biggest embellishment of all time
imagine having literally zero pride and class lmao

When the broons aren't playing that day I pick whatever team has the highest meme potential and shitpost for that team.

That is classic Yea Forums you double nigger

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t. homeless crackhead

Now THIS is thinking

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Welcome back jumbo and vlasic!
Glad our boys put up a good fight.

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I’ve falseflagged as every team in the league tbhwy

this pic sums up the fact that women dont understand the blood sweat and tears that is hockey. Theyre just there to yap their mouths off during a game and be annoying.

>Need penalties to win against Vegas so badly the players put genuine human teeth and ketchup into their mouths so it looks like there was a high stick
When will Gary stop the Sharts sinful hand?

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

AND

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

*dabs on the young teams*

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>oshie out for the rest of the season

Caps stand no chance if they can't score when both sides are at full strength. Lmao, it doesn't matter how terrible the Canes can looks at times, this series is at probably going to 7 and another caps player will get injured

>tfw there was a TF video you found of this god damn seattle tranny that was kinda hot and you jacked off to it

Never let women see you upset. Both of your parents could die and a women will lose respect for you forever if she sees you cry.

Good morning Sweden

I secretly pull for the Wongs whenever >my team isn't playing them
Dylan Larkin is one of my favorite payers

how could the >shorks be reddit? everyone hates them. the nhl hates them. everyone loves golden knuggets

MARTIN FUCKING JONES HAS FOUND HIS GROOVE AGAIN Y'ALL

>everyone hates us
Nobody cares about you

listen to this man. This isnt some redpill incel bullshit its very real. I have been there and its like a light switch. One moment they see you as a god, the next moment they cant help but feel disgust thinking about you.

God morgon svenska

"We better team than them"

-Tomas fucking Hertl

At that point you’ve already fucked them so why does it matter?

bruins are the best team

Just a reminder to everyone, literally every round except the championship last year we were in a 2-2 or worse position. We looked like shit in some of those games too. But we can turn this around. We can win this. We don't suck. We need to bear down, grit our teeth and do what we know how to do.

LET'S GO CAPS!

>has

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Hertl would be so much faster if his humongous balls weren't weighing him down so much.

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Where are my golden knights?!

Good morning America

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this is why men die 10 years earlier than women

Drove down to Raleigh for this game. They are so pumped despite never being to a game before. We need to fuck them up back in dc. Please! They were such douches there. I can’t wait to eliminate them.

I figured it out, I just watch and keep all my thoughts to myself and the Sharks play better.

Just think... this series could be 3-2 Sharks up if the refs never called that bullshit penalty on Cooch in game two.

Fuck the shites

*loses in 7*

>jests
>flims
>coilers
>laffs

why are (You) dickriding on the newest team with gold glitter on their snatches?

vegas is gaudy and the circus acts aren't my things but seattle will be the face of the nuhl and everything I hate about what the nhl is becoming.

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Desu, never in my life have I seen such one sided reffing as in this series. It’s absolutely atrocious and the NHL should be ashamed that this is the product they put out here at this level.

Obviously I’m biased, but it genuinely looks the series is rigged in Vegas’ favour from a reffing standpoint. The fact that the Sharks have even won 2 games while slogging through this avalanche of horse shit is impressive in itself.

>Ovi repeatedly beats young boy until unconscious then throws his head against the ice
>no suspension
>Fag gently nudged his semi up against Oshi who loses his edge and collides gently with the boards and a 45 degree angle
>SUSPEND HIM
Not Ok

kek O5

they are the rules that keep nature in check. The balance between masculine and feminine. No matter how hard social justice tries to alter it, if you go against it you are bound to crash and burn.

>never in my life have I seen such one sided reffing as in this series
Did you not see Columbus get every single call for them against the Lightning?

HOLY CRAP! I CALLED IT!

Wore my teal Thornton sweater for game one. Games 2-4, wore my stealth EK65.

Today, I’m back in teal.

Prediction Sharks 5 Knights 2!

*vegas is the face of the nuhl

fixed it for you

>Y-you must be a Vegas bandwagoner!
Strike 2. Nobody gives a fuck about you, literally every fan base has their retarded “It’s us against the world, they’re all conspiring against us” delusion

WHAT A FUCKING WIN BOIS!!!

desu I didn't watch the first two periods to save myself from heartache, but it turns out we actually played quite well then. Looks like I know what I'm doing in Game 6

knights in 6

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you lads are hilarious when you seethe

I LOVE MY SHARKS. Stuck in traffic trying to leave the rink but goddamn did they look like the team I remember! If they play like this the next two games ITS OUR SERIES!

>desu I didn't watch the first two periods to save myself from heartache

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yep.

Atleast jones got redemption from the fans and wont go out like a total weakling. But its time for the sharks to hang it up and go home for the season after 6

can you fuckers literally stop redditposting for once?

those trips kinda tell the truth

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Gallant is a total fucking tool.

I know a lot of people don't agree with PDB's strategy or style all the time, but at least he is a composed, reasonable coach. Gallant just stands there and screams until he gets results, like the total BS call against EK65. Like a big stupid overgrown bald baby. I couldn't stand that fuck the minute I saw him.

oK end rant.

gonna start a poll to see which team is the most redd*t.

you'll only be able to vote 5 times.

>vegas reddit posting again
keep exposing yourselves seethenigggers.

Lads I think we all need to settle down right now. It's getting a little too crazy in here.

youtube.com/watch?v=5ZUw78FXpG4

Do the crime, do the time... isn't that what the league is trying to push? The Canes have been doing dirty shit all series long and now one of our guys are hurt because of it. Y'all can get fucked with the "that's not suspension-worthy" shit.

Pongs

sharks are out this series, doesnt matter

come at me lad, i'm pretty better than you at everything. i was captain of my debate team, graduated with a 8.23 GPA

>reddit user
>caps fan
Please stop. I don't think /hoc/ can handle this much retardation.

gg shorks, see you lads in vegas.

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>y'all
oof

Why didn't they win? Have they not had sex?

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couture diving desu

Most "Conservative" media is straight up lies and propaganda which is not the same as Liberal media. Liberal media takes a Left slanted position on actual facts, while the Regressive media (as I often call them) push straight up lies onto their viewers/listeners. There aren't Democrats wearing "I'd rather be Russian than a Republican" shirts. Democrats don't believe hostile foreign governments over our own experts. Democrats want to stop foreign countries from attacking our elections while Republicans do not. I've never heard a Democrat wish a Democrat could be dictator like Republicans have. Republicans, including the current President, spread racist lies about Obama. Republicans stole a Supreme Court seat and then rushed through a Justice after a sham investigation into legitimate rape allegations.

I could go on and on about significant differences between the two parties. If anyone tries to pretend that both sides are equally at fault for polarized politics in this country either haven't been paying attention, are a fool who thinks they are "woke," or are trying to push an agenda.

had african food today. was actually pretty good

>reddit knights complaining about diving

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Key takeaway:

President Trump must be impeached in the House of Representatives. It does not matter that his conviction in the Senate is vanishingly unlikely. America's political moment now unambiguously calls for a prolonged, painful, and public hearing about the lawlessness of the president of the United States and his immoral and illegal efforts to bend America's system of justice to his ill will.

the biggest divers in the 'chel are the avs, flems, and broons. there's no contest

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Barr lied today about multiple aspects of the Mueller report and mischaracterized it in his summary.

Today he said that Mueller did not reach a decision about indictment based on the OLC opinion. The Mueller report explicitly States that as the reason he didn't make a decision.

Barr said he didn't know if Mueller intended for Congress to receive the information. The report states clearly that they didn't want to interfere with Constitutional means of dealing with Presidential misconduct. The Constitution grants all of those powers to the legislative branch explicitly.

Barr stated that we don't open grand jury investigations for the purpose of giving information to Congress, ignoring the fact that both Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton had grand jury information used by Congress to force Nixon out and impeach Clinton.

Barr implied that in his summary that Mueller didn't make a decision on obstruction because the decision was too difficult and that there was evidence that exonerated Trump of obstruction. I see nothing exculpatory in Mueller's report on obstruction and they are very clear and firm as to why they didn't indict or decline to indict on obstruction.

Barr's only statements and actions with regards to the Mueller report have been riddled with misinformation and outright lies designed to mislead the public about the nature and extent of the investigation.

One of Nixon's articles of impeachment contained exactly that charge. He lied to the American people about the nature and extent of the investigation while also falsely claiming that it had all but been completed. Both Trump and Barr have done this, publicly as Nixon did, and should both be removed from office.

Barr's only purpose with regards to the Mueller investigation has been to deceive and mislead the American people and Congress.

IM PEACH THEM NOW

"The Shark's Easter Egg Hunt on Sunday will be for a game 7." I don't know why that line from the San Jose commentators made me laugh so much, but it did, and it got me wondering if hockey commentary has always been so hilarious. Where can I find full games from the olden days? Let me hear some hilarious commentary on '50s hockey.

desu you faggots should have expected this when you opened the plebbit box

>conservative media is all lies!
>why? well some boomer was wearing a russia shirt about a joke

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ron francis is top 10 all time (this is a hockey related post)

Hear me and rejoice! You Denver Nuggets have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Forehead. You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of Derrick White.

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have you ever seen a teddy bear toss night in the WHL? It's basically this, everyone in the upper deck of an arena like the Saddledome can't throw their bear far enough for it to land on the ice so bears just get thrown down and down and down, 3-4 times until the poor schmucks who got seats behind the glass get buried by hundreds of bears and have to throw them all over the glass one by one.

I once threw one of those giant person-sized Wal mart teddy bears from the upper bowl of the Pacific Coliseum...i definitely probably broke someone's neck. But holy shit they had a hell of a time getting it voer the glass it was hilarious.

black hole was discovered an photographed by a female

GO KNIGHTS

>Stay scared m8

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shes cute. i want to discover her black hole

please stop unless you're goading these posters into suicide

how have i never seen this gif before

>definitly probably

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>GO KNIGHTS
obvious falseflag.
it's just simply
go knights

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leafs nation reporting in for rph

i don't know it's like 15 years old

late night leafs nation (LNLN) is what we call it now

join us lads
youtube.com/watch?v=lztGhDRIgUE

>open reddit to see where spam comes from
>atheism board as top recommended
>on Good Friday
not comfy desu

>vich team is the most reddit?

wienerpeg jests 39 procents
vegas goldin nites 38.5 procent
nasshville predditors 37 procents
carolina hooraycanes 29 procents
pitsburg pongwongs 27.89 procents

>kristi yamaguchi at sharks game
pottery

>Laine busting all over the place
>all while Pulju is waiting in the dark, growing stronger and stronger

r/magicskyfairy

based

they will never reach his level

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Aho made them look much better than they actually were.

Sure glad jonesy made his triumphant return lads.

I think hockey sucks!

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too little too late, it was nice of him to show up once the series was already over

>Come to /hoc/ to shitpost about Finland and discuss the greatest sports and it’s a bunch of fags talking about Trump

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What's that blue shit next to the rice?

one funny thing i've noticed, is that sharks fans fucking HATE gallant.

Sonic Curry

It's probably cause Gallant is all cool and calm during media interviews but on the bench he's a whiny fat baby

This might be the best playoffs seen in ten years

elmer fudd?

anyone would hate him after watching that game

BASED sharks fans

Why? Cause he didn't respond positively to the refs buying that fucking absurd dive? Show me an NHL coach that doesn't occasionally get upset by a bad call.

if you eat this will you get autism?

>win game handedly
>complain about other team's coach

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either bruins or a car horn

i don't care about either team retard

no your penis grows several inches

making mocking hand gestures because they called a penalty for knocking someone's teeth out? he's turned himself into a joke

youtube.com/watch?v=KCLXYjgftdI

>knocking someone's teeth out
This didn't happen lol

Gonna jerk off to this once my mom goes to bed

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>muh teeth knocked out
>run to dressing room
>refs force you to come out to see if there's any blood
>there isn't
>two minute powerplay
wew

fluery?

was there some fight in the stands at the shorks game tonight or something?

>implying anybody from san jose could fight anything but social justice issues
oh no no no

not sure if blind or retarded

>implying anyone from (You)r smelly shanty town can fight

How long until we see an NHL player wearing a cage full time?

>refs force you to come out to see if there's any blood
>There is
>Two minute powerplay
wew

unironically good asmr

see There was no blood because they're fake teeth. They fall out all the time. His complete sell job was probably enough to loosen them up.

las vegas is the undisputed fighting capital of the world you absolute moron.

my favorite pasta. Even has it's own macro in LaTeX

>imagine a navy seal macro
>\usepackage{pasta}

it's called a goalie you silly goose

lil pusy pavelski is already there

pusy

>city hosts fighting matches
>implying matches are full of vegas-born fighters
oh no no no no no

stfu pusy

based latex fag

>vegas-born
absolutely based

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shorks in 7
the memes will be so much better when they shork in the final again

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shall be looking forward to the avs heeming the knights, blues, and teds

>be the defending champion
>get btfo by a former floorball player

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Wtf is floorball

>literal one man team playing half of every game
>heeming anyone after the first round, against an actual physical team, whether sharks or knights

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exactly

Hockey for poor and fags

youtu.be/l_uVyDSAp4A

>bing bings in charge of heeming
time to chug more s(0)ylent

>music during play

I dont mind desu they do that for lacrosse here

Wow this looks like shit

yeah nigger i realize that but the dude was bitching about any penalty being called at all and there was clearly contact made to his face by a stick and therefore a 2 minute minor was assessed

The music for lacrosse is absolutely shit tier and ruins it

>there was clearly contact made to his face by a stick and therefore a 2 minute minor was assessed
only after he ran full speed into the locker room with the performance of a lifetime, did the referees get suckered into making a call.
wew, i literally thought canadians knew how hockey works.

It’s distracting as fuck. It wouldn’t be terrible if it were lightly in the background but it’s just shitty hip hop remixes blasted at nightclub volume

LOVE all my /hoc/ frens

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what if they blasted boomer rock instead?

lads, i'm not gonna make it to rph

Post floorball chads

youtube.com/watch?v=VgG2BxUrlu0

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>only after he ran full speed into the locker room with the performance of a lifetime,
nah they probably saw the 2 fucking teeth lying on the ice you fuckin moron
even being fake that is undeniably hard evidence of a high stick

Real POOk-cific Hours

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Still hate it but it wouldn’t be as bad as the DJ trying to push his terrible trap remix of Drake’s latest single

pook

rph

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I think the jets will beat the blues lad

well, that's because you're an idiot

WHERE IS PIANO user I DEMAND TO SEE HIM

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LOVE based warren foegele
HATE the town of washington

a based post if i do say so myself.

he's dead. i killed him

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based and Unionville/Markhampilled

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youtube.com/watch?v=FT36za3Gyos

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Quality poster

youtube.com/watch?v=sDrbU70qKoI

>liszt
based

BASED. my favourite poster. and with a quality composer at that youtube.com/watch?v=IeKMMDxrsBE

N/a/shville!

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drinking my final glass of whiskey to this

>knights lose
>reddit poster nowhere to be found

You now realize that at some point in your life your parents put you down and never picked you back up again.

>>reddit poster
Who is that, there was some reddit sperging going on earlier

vegasbro who reddit posts when they win during rph

They put me down every day

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Death to Trouba

Fun to play, abysmal to watch

i have a fun question can somebody confirm this for me please i am high

...

Name one (1) fucking reason to EVER say "high hockey IQ" instead of "smart".

Spolier Alert: Shorks lose next game

standing in the right place at the right time isnt really "smart"

Are you a sharks fan?

It's probably the worst TV sport but it's actually loads of fun to play without the cost and troublesomeness of hockey.

You know how canadian kids play street hockey? Floorball is perfectly suited for street games because it's essentially hockey for indoor surfaces. And since the initial investment is so small (all you need is a stick) it's easy to organize friendly teams and leagues etc. whether you're a kid or an adult. It's super popular for workplace teams or "beer league" teams etc.

"what a smart play"
or
"THAT DECISION PERFECTLY EXEMPLIFIES HIS TREMENDOUS HOCKEY IQ"

which one of these sounds like something a person who has seen a vagina would say?

I lost my job today

that was quick

why

Go on welfare, starve the beast.

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Shit memes know no borders, user.

thats only for rich (((corporations))) not individuals in need

Better find it!

Downturn in business / production lay-off

there is no music during play in floorball. I don't know why that video is edited like that, probably because the highlight clips are taken from during half time in the broadcast or something

this is what the same game actually sounded like youtube.com/watch?v=h8QTtSp0N7c

This is some elementary school gym class shit.

that's exactly what it is. in countries where people play hockey they've always also played floor hockey or ball hockey or roller hockey or street hockey etc. because ice time is expensive and pond hockey isn't available half the year and getting people equiped with hockey gear is a whole project.

so some people in sweden figured it would be fun if there was a quick and easy sport like floor hockey but instead of everyone having their own rules and using random equipment from hockey and bandy we could have a uniform set of rules and equipment specifically designed for such games. it became really popular for people who just wanted to play some sports with their mates for fun and time went on and now there's professional leagues in finland and sweden.

>that one guy wearing shades

based

night buds

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Nightnight

...

Kek

G'night, fellas.

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You now realize that at some point in your life your parents put you down and never picked you back up again.

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You now realize that at some point in your life I have had sex with your mother

Except that they were fake teeth, which if you've ever known anyone that had any, would know that they fall out all the time.

Avs in 5

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>Jonathan Marchessault said the ice was “awful. One of the worst we’ve seen.” Did say it wasn’t an excuse and that it was the same ice for both teams.
knights will dab back on good ice on sunday

happy easter you /hoc/key luving homos
eat mämmi and sauna

admiring my bracket

You can't eat sauna, silly

me too

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first three games just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Steven Stamkos and Brayden Point, the Lightning were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Ohio.

I unleashed my fury against the Columbus Blue Jackets, scoring 2 assists in the final game of the sweep.

It wouldn't have been possible... the long descend into irrelevancy, the even longer cup drought, not getting bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first three games. That decision made my career.

-Nikita Kucherov, reflecting on his career in 2048.

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Ah the classic gentleman's sweep, of course.

What series should I follow till the jackets start the next round?

Broons Laffs

yep, ruins laffs. it's who you'll play next m8

If bruins dont win 5-4 permaban me

if you’re a Boston stan it’ll come out as “smaht”, which of course just makes you look like an idiot

Top one

HAPPENING

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based

Will Red Wings finally relocate?

yes, they will move to Savannah, South Carolina and become the SCarolina Slavers

Imagine the shitstorm if original six team is relocated

yes, to henderson, nv

rude

Gary wont move a team that won a stan lee bowl. Its why Carolina wasnt moved

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Good morning, /hoc/

>laffs

morning fren

Having a rough morning lads.

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We have the same sleep schedule

>Marc Andre Fleury is the goa-

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Please do not compare yourself to me, I'm having a bad enough morning.

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I’ll be honest boys, I don’t even watch hockey. I just come to /hoc/ for the bantz

G'night /hoc/

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bored

just fell asleep

Reminder that Kevin Hayes pulling the puck off the Blues goalline is why the Blues won

>rags
>jests

Was Elias Pettersson good in his first season?

no

As good as a skellington could be

Don't worry about the next thread. I have it all typed out and ready to go.

Amn't posting in a E**o thread

just fell asleep because I knew the next thread will be taken care of by sweden

>rags south

/hoc/ died immediately when sweden informed he made the next thread

would someone be kind enough to show me the explosion on /hoc/ when Tampa and pit got swept? been away from my comp for a while

I've got a big brain post for the next thread

some say game 6 is must win

some say it's only a real sweep if it happens in game 7

>pens
>tampa
oh no no no

for me, it's the double reverse gentleman's sweep

NEW

just woke up from a nightmare that sweden didn't actually create a new thread

I'm hoping it goes to game seven and Laffs lead 5-1 to start the third before the Broons come back and win ... again

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>Kadri
Jihadri