/nba/ general - SIXERS WIN EDITION

>KD 5/5
>sparks tried to tell u

Based

going all in on them with my next paycheque if they lose again tonight

It's both desu

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refs don’t like the warriors. it’s actually more impressive they win most of the time, when every interest and force in the NBA is working day and night to destroy them

Are the nuggers paper tigers?

>putting a big lead on the clippers
oh god oh no they don't know whats about to happen

Based and sparkpilled

GOAT

Sixers won, but how did my MOOSE do tonight? Is he looking like he could actually sub in for Marjanovic?

>another one
god this would be so kino

Just an average game from Ben

he is terrible at everything except rebounding and has stone hands

my clippies really like to make things difficult

He was a beast on the boards and a defensive juggernaut. Cant believe the Celshits let him walk.

>1st quarter
>Warriors already nearly 20 points ahead

jesus h christ

>Tobias Harris 6-6 for three pointers
Uhh bros?? How do we stop him

>Revenge

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inb4 they choke again

PHILA
UNITE

Can't lose a 31 point lead if you lead by 50

told you my snakes would take the series in 5 with one nets meme win. you all genuinely thought it would be a nets sweep.

SPURS ARE GONNA DO IT LADS

HOLY SHIT DERRICK WHITE HAS 34 POINTS

>Spurs actually could have been 3-0
wow

>my snakes

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>BOSTON IS DEAD
Just imagine if the warriors go on to win 8 championships in a row. After they get eliminated chants start coming down as "golden state is dead"

Derrick White is the next Manu

Why are they groping him? Is that allowed?

my snakes :)

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>white is emerging
>Murray doing windmills

why won't they die

is derrick white white?

he was excellent bro. can't believe my raps gave him up.

no, but his derrick is white

shout out to derrick white. man that nigga nice

Fake 2 seed. How fucking terrible will the WFC be?

I remember when I said the Spurs were going to beat the Nugs and you would all wonder why you fell for such a meme of a team. I got some (You)s without a single one being in agreement. No surprise, you're all retarded.

Thanks. Listen to me next time.

did Pat Bev just unlock the Warriors?

>The day Porkies Posters became so desperate they actually hacked the nba scoreboard in an attempt to demoralize the Dubs

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*blocks your path*

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Montrelz harrelz is a n

Eatin good vegetary with the brown rice

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Kill yourself

90% of this board had the Spurs guy

SPURS WIN

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>Montrez Harrell
>Kenneth Faried
>Jae Crowder

All literally the same person

When they named Montrezl Harrell, did his mom just see the city named "Montreal" and thought "Hey, it'd be cool to change the A to a Z?"

Boban had another amazing night. Im so happy for Bobi and his new 13m 3y deal

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don't forget nene

Sorry to have foiled your plans porkie! Looks like your sad devotion to the outdated rating engine has run you and your paid hackers into an early dampened grave!

>shot clock conveniently breaks when the clippies are starting to build momentum
Shit like this happens when the Warriors are on the court in the playoffs every fucking year and nobody seems to give a shit.

My 65 year old boomer dad says that

Not sure what to make of this

this bickering is sparkless

Fair enough

is he the future spurs superstar?

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Don't compare those scrubs to Nene.

Denver fucking sucks

Are we, the Dubs, taking our foot off the gas too early?

>when you utterly dominate someone so hard you become their father

murray got sonn'ed

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Number 8 finally groomed himself

none or those are real you pathetic ass faggot

Denver don't deserve 2nd seed

my spurs won! night Yea Forums

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Wanna hear a joke? Jokic.

>T. Porkies Poster

He's already a basedperstar

leave him alone!

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Brehs

Imagine a lineup of Demarre Carroll, Jae Crowder, Montrezl Harrell, Kenneth Faried, and Nene

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lets see your algorithm Smart guy?

Clippers are god awful in the perimeter

same!

Are we, the Refs, going to fuck everything?

that's not real either you lump of shit, tell me where you live so some men can haul your ass off to a padded room

He was 8-14 for 22/8/7. You could say he should have done a bit more, but he certainly didn't play bad. Once again, Denver's guards show how shitty they truly are. Barton and Murray were both 2-6 with 7 TOs between them. Harris was 4-13 which is shitty as well. Michael Malone should have played Beasley (6-12) and Craig (5-7) more, but no he's a "player's coach" so that means he'll play Barton 30 minutes next game and then end up getting swept in 5. The Nuggets are the new Hawks. If only they had better guards who could play up to Jokic's level.

jokic was such a defensive liability holy fuck putting up numbers aint enough.

Spurs bullied him hard.

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>Demarre Carroll, Jae Crowder, Montrezl Harrell, Kenneth Faried, and Nene
>literally my current favorite 2k14 blacktop lineup
sometimes i put smart or pat bev in it too

it's confirmed Denver is going one and done right?

I would but thats a bannable offense on here

Nuggies should go hard for Jrue this offseason

will nigel show himself after a pathetic performance from the Lugs?

>If only they had better guards who could play up to Jokic's level.
They have, too bad they don't use him /Isaiah
They should go after Danny Green in this free agency, they really need a defensive specialist

Clippers are garbage fucking hell

we really have to give credit to LeBron for beating this team...

It sounds to me like your not acclimating very well to the /spARKY to age...So, you may be asking yourself, how do we cope with this sparky new age after growing up in a mostly sparkless society? We’ve been conditioned our entire lives to avoid sparky situations but then we are given countless examples in the /spARKY news updates of sparky teams and players that dared to ask what happens when you seek out the sparkiest path and take destiny by the hand. You too can choose to take this path, and, with destiny in your hands (and a bit of spark too), comfortably acclimate to this sparky new age.

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Oh shit, forgot Jrue

Breh

Imagine those 5 guys running a train on my wife

Really low IQ take. Were you watching the same game? If White sprints for a split second and blows past Murray every single time leaving Jokic to cover him and whoever is under the rim on every single play, that's not being a defensive liability. Of course you're going to get burned on some of those when your guards can't play perimeter defense whatsoever.

>this team
kek

Remember that time Iggy & Denver won 57 games then lost in the first round to the Warriors and next season Igoudala joined them

Go spark a gas leak faggot

>nuggets fan spotted

ya kek

Brehs

Imagine all three of us getting dubs

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That soggy log probably only ranks Pop in the 65,000 range

>Cloppers

NOT AGAIN

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they lost that series because iguodala got asshurt karl wanted denver to be physical with curry and was sending gameplans and calls to mark jackson along with not playing
and galinari exploding his leg the last week of the season leaving rookie evan fournier as a starter

What if Kawhi goes to the Blazers?

Wow!! How ORIGINAL and unexpected!! Looks like advocates of the updated L.O.A.F. rating system are getting their sparks in a bunch again! It’s funny how every time I make a S.P.A.R.K. related post, Every. Single. Time. All of the sudden, out of the wood work will come 1 user, and then 2 anons, and then 3, all seemingly random anons that are suspiciously hell bent on discrediting S.P.A.R.K.S. And trying to replace it with L.O.A.F.‘s subpar, aged and increasingly unpopular rating system. And now I suppose you’re going to tell me about how your outdated LarryLOAF Pro2.4 rating engine outstrips S.P.A.R.K.S. CandyBread Elite7 engine??!? even though LarryLOAF Pro2.4 only simulates a fraction of the games and takes practically 40x as long to do it. You and your employees are paid to use a system which has been proven time and time again to be inferior... TO WHICH I MIGHT ADD, still doesn’t predict player stats or game outcomes within a 14% margin of what S.P.A.R.K. can do. Nobody uses L.O.A.F. anymore, face it, your sickly, undependable joke of a rating system has been replaced and voted out. So why don’t you paid L.O.A.F shills crawl back under the dirty, dark, damp rock you all came from and stop trying to discredit the better clearly superior system, simply because you’re afraid that YOUR OWN spark will be going out once and for all!

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>plans to intentionally injure
>"wanted to be physical"
Nice selective history.

I'm not here to tell you jokes. I'm here to tell you to kill yourself

dude jokic got burned on switches, and on his matchup, and on blowby's where he was responsible for help defense. you are low iq

Guess again..

/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 5 COACHES:

1.) Pop: 97,900 overall sp. rating
2.) Phil: 72,256 overall sp. rating
3.) Pat: 30,650 overall sp. rating
4.) Red: 27,472 overall sp. rating
5.) Kerr: 24,002 overall sp. rating

it's funny curry's team does the exact same thing to everyone else but when it's against him it's trying to "intentionally injure"

>/spARKYS
haha it says kys
now kys

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spARKY more like niGGERS lmao

>has only played in 1 playoff game
So this dude is done right? He's just been nothing but a liability.

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I don't get why you guys like Ledlowe and I am extremely straight and handsome

i'm pretty sure he's done basketball for good. he won't move the same after fucking his leg up that bad.

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sad lakers are the only one desperate enough to max him and he never will play a playoff game again

Kiss your Sparkys

Not until he is killed or institutionalized

Nobody will max him Carlos

Cope harder

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You must be 6'0 to post on Yea Forums

made me think

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Did we laugh at Jared Dudley yet?

Breh they got good again in 2011

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I CHOKED ON THE 8 BALL FUCK IM A FRAAAAAAAAUD

>p-pat bev is t-totally in kd’s head

Don’t let hate and anger overtake your life user. Live with sparks and love and fuck all the rest.

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they gifted him a finals mvp for that shady shit

Gallinari is ass today

lakers will after every free agent rejects them

You cannot find one poster hear who said that

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what if kawhi goes to the spurs

he isn't even on the floor, scott foster made sure to sit him out with 3 fouls dumb boxscorewatcher

Jared Dudley aka Tony Porker meets Tim Dunkin'

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White is currently sitting at 29/41 for the series. Barton and Murray are a combined 27/77.

bruh he left like 2 mins ago you dumb mf kd is cooking his ass all game dumb mf chink mf retard little dick manlet brown cunt

I don't read stats because I'm too busy reading the game.

What are Aldrige's and Derozen's lines?

Is it, I dare to say, ok to be white?

You are dumb. That is all.

reminder that these 3 niggers are preventing levert from starting
cant defend, rebound, dribble, shoot, finish at the rim, pass

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skip borrowing the messi format i see

t. trannior assblasted that a somalian manlet handed you 31 point choke. you will never live that down ahahaha

..Sparks user is keeping record if no one else is..

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OH NO NO NO NO
HOW CAN THE &^ERS RECOVER

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Show some respect. Joe Harris is the reigning 3 point champ and caroll is a lebron stopper.

You’re going to have to try harder than that.

dunno why kurucs starts over levert

>LMA- 22/56
>Defrozen- 26/54

touche' my spark throwing fren

sorry shook bitch, your instill doubt to push your narrative tactic aint gonna work when anyone with eyes can actually see the game

Stop calling him defrozen faggot

but our new pres/gm cannot afford that

Well would ya look at that... looks like another situation where emotional bias was met with cold hard sparky facts. Yet another reason to always trust the algorithms

apologize to my lightskin son

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I'll just wait for the clippers to come back again.
/cozy/

I’ve watching him miss too many clutch shots/bumble important possessions not too at this point.

I'd like to see Torrey Craig get the start over Barton in game 4. Put Harris on White, Torrey Craig on DeRozen, and hide Murray on Forbes. No doubling Aldridge or DeRozen. That's an easy win for the Nuggets, yet Malone will somehow fuck it up.

26 divided by 54 multiplied by 100 hmm let's see that makes out to defrozen

Are you a Patrick Beverly fan or something? I’ve genuinely never met one of those.

Dim Witted Dudley BTFO

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what race is he anyway?? dude deadess looks like the product of a jew, black, and arab orgy.
but also sorry ba$ed ben i should have never doubted you

go choke on your banana ketchup

Abo

anyone who doesn't respect his heart and love for the game of basketball should be ashamed of themselves

I'm a huge fan of historic events in basketball such as a 31 point choke or a 3-1 reverse sweep, they are so statistically rare i can't help but cherish them

I am considering deleting my post I am so ashamed of my algo's

>good post from a Brazilian flag

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Fuck this bitch ass, emotional lesbian

No need to further dampen your own spirits user. Just resolve to be a bit sparkier in the future

>comparing yourself to Jared Dudley
>being proud you outscored Jared Dudley

Ben Shitmons ladies and dudleys

Nigga look like Tim Duncan

You guys know that's Omar in the Klay commercial right?

If Tim Duncan and tony parker had a mediocre son

shitposter

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That’s super good for you, im not a warriors fan.

I played junior basketball with Ben Simmons AMA

That’s actually really cool. You and your snakes have my blessings user.

It's hard to think he doesn't deserve it. He's been nothing but a bitch throughout his NBA career. Good riddance.

White Australian mother
Black American Dad

What do you do now

u in the middle?

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OMAR COMIN

He was a faggot on the court only

56

>*drops 31 because he feels the need to shitpost about some random bench scrub on the nets*
are australians the most powerful basketball race?

>dude deadess looks like the product of a jew, black, and arab orgy.
that's what usually happens when you racemix, you get a bunch of ugly mutts with some decent ones making up the 1%

>are australians the most powerful basketball race?
do you even need to ask?

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Ben is handsome tho

>with some decent ones making up the 1%

fuck i thought the thumbnail was curry. glad to see it's somebody better instead. carry on.

It's supergood for anyone who has worked and fought hard to attain or keep something and max embarrassing for entitled little shits that expect everything to fall on their laps

this picture is the single funniest thing Yea Forums has ever created

Ben puts his dick into Kardashians. He's both cursed and full of aids.

>he's still seething the snakes got based moose

this, if he just shaved off his scraggly looking beard he'd be fine.

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Remember when Delly crossed up Jordan and ended his career

also, comparing the average person's looks to nba player looks is ridiculous because most nba players have really good genetics giving them good bone structure and thus facial structure which most normal humanoids do not possess so that makes nba mutts look 100x better than your average mutt on the streets because they have good jaws, head shape, etc.

>this pic

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we didn't listen. Nothing good could have ever come from mixing basketball americans with criminal descendants

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Why do you care about the woman another man fucks? You a faggot son?

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mutts we get the best of both races. are white intelligence and black athleticism and physical dominance cant be matched. i do agree that mutts are generally pretty ugly but only faggots care about that

im ashamed of myself for doubting my warrioriers...

That clan is known for ending NBA careers you bet I'm concerned

are you telling me you wouldn't put your dick in either kendall or kylie

tfw want to sleep but want to watch the warriors blow another 31 point lead...

>he'd be fine.

bruh this nigga be piping Kendall, he's pretty fucking fine already

why does she look like the Addams family girl

>3rd tech
FUCK YOU KD STOP TALKING TO THOSE N*GGERS

The Clippers have the Warriors right where they want them.

you mean have it robbed from them again by refs and a shitty bench

What did YOU do to my kitchen???

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>Refs aren’t even trying to hide their disdain for Dubs Dynasty any more
Of course this will only serve to make their foretold spark-to-flame transformation all the more impressive and historic to witness.

Shut the fuck up idiot those are his future teammates

>are white intelligence
Dumbass

Now this we can agree upon. Fuck KD, I’ll say that all day every day.

Too much cosmetic surgery

if i were an up and coming nba superstar? not a fucking chance. den of snakes, those women.

mutts usually have black intelligence nigga

Snake nigga is not allowed on the Clippers

*is the most attractive player on the 76ers*

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Just took a nasty Ben Simmons. It splattered everywhere

*shoots from the top of the key without hesitation*

oh man dont im trying to eat

>those arms

OH NO NO NO NO NO

You don't fuck with the finesse of shooting basketballs

>mfw dubs blow another 30+ lead

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yeah i think i should have held off on the indian, lads. i just had a really violent dudley and it burned

KD should have been more aggressive in game 2. Pretty obvious no one can guard him.

KD has no killer instinct

yeah because when someone guards him the warriors office sends tapes to the league kek

He probably needed an excuse to get Activated

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Imagine being Paul George and deciding to stick with Westbrick on a team that got demolished by a fucking rookie in the playoffs instead of going to LA with LeBron. This dude is literally retarded.

>Simmons chuckled.
>"You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

poo in the loo

.

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Bretty sure he only cares about getting paid as much as possible

both bad options, he should've taken his talents to Houston

Simmons is an asshole can't wait until Rapties beat his ass

poor lil black boi

and then sends scott numba 1 hatchetman foster to implement silver's will. san francisco's first response to a challenge is literally to cry to daddy to fix it

STOP

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The Raptors will absolutely melt Ben Simmons.

even when against manlets. its amazing really.

Raptors are ass

If your only good options are
>being with a stat chaser where you don't get blamed for losing, regardless of how much you are at fault
and
>being with a stat chaser where you do get blamed for losing, regardless of how much you are at fault
I'd go with the first one any day.

Absolutely disgusting display for the league

Good thing the Sixers are even worse. Nobody fears them

who gets blamed if PG and KD team up? they're both mega betas

kd is the first and only professional athlete that ive ever genuinely wanted bad things to happen to

except canadians apparently, because they're fucking obsessed with them

how can you say that, when thanks to the media, you know curry's entire family tree going back to the 1100s

>raptors
>leaving round one
wew

>up 36 with 10 minutes left
>have steph "oh shit the ankle" curry in the game
he's an autistic fraud

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LeBron fans are so butthurt about KD, it's hilarious. I hope he stays and wins 3 more Finals MVPs to tie Jordan.

>5th shit call on curry
>immediately stops and ties his non-nike shoes

Name one likable millennial star

LMAO you seeing this shit brazilarry? They are what we thought they were!

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its clear the league sealed up another warriors chip. rockets series is gonna be a shitshow with the refs

my rapshits are the most fraudulent team in the league and the universe :)

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german spurs bro what you think of the game?

finally some truth from a canadian

what?
kd is a fake ass beta bitch, he's 6'9" and still has small dog syndrome

even if i dont like some of them I dont outright hate them like I do kd

>league sealed a warriors chip
are you watching this game

refs are a big doodoo

That was the Greg Monroe game

anyone else fap to 2K dancers? there was this thick redbone with curly hair and i couldn't control myself

Mike dantoni does the same shit. Fraud coaches

>based Canadian

I can respect you now and I'll be rooting for you

Imagine being a fan of the thunder. LOL

Alpha as fuck

>nba officiating
wew

lmaooooo

larry was right

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Rondo locked up Dame and Westbrook can't even stop him from memechucking from 35 feet

what are your thoughts on the blacks

the question is not "do the thunder suck dick", it is "which round of the playoffs will the thunder choose to suck dick in"

curry wishes he was one

3-10 in playoff games without KD

they chose poorly

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WHITE IS RIGHT

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Is Harden petty for wanting out over a few mil or is Presti retarded for not giving it to him?

harden was a 6th man in okc
nothing petty about wanting to be a star

>doubting the warriories

it was just bad timing because the new luxury tax rules started to kick in and would be a problem for okc. The whole revisionist history going around now is that it was between keeping Westbrook/Harden when it was between Harden/Ibaka

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Harden got starter minutes regardless.

I thought you guys were joking, but the Warriors really did report Beverley to the NBA

Blame the braindead owners.

If we're being real, even if all these players were still together, they'd get BTFO in the finals or otherwise because of Westchoke

reported for what?

nba.nbcsports.com/2019/04/18/report-warriors-sent-in-tape-to-complain-about-patrick-beverleys-defending-kevin-durant-video/
They fucking reported Beverley complaining about how he guarded Durant in Game 2

like the rich kid who gets pissed somebody else has 20 dollar shoes

honestly they probably only did it cause durant wont stop crying about it LOL

So Derrick White is better than Lonzo? Defensively too and that's all Lonzo has.

>YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M KEVIN DURANT
>eh steve please file that complaint to the league office

he's a snake through and through

I used to ball with this one kid who would always wear a KD jersey (this is So Cal) and who said the Thunder were his favorite team “ever since I was a kid”.

Id bet my life hes a Warriors fan now.

White plays with a lot more confidence that much is clear. Gotta be really fun to run with him.

yes he is

Kyle Lousy about to drop 3 points 5 assists tomorrow bros

le mediocre "leader", le "heart and soul of the team"

mockery gettin these digits...

More like fart and hole of the team

White is also 3 years older than Lonzo

Rondo has never locked up anybody tf you talking about??

Playoffs

It's over for my Netties and Clippies :(

>boogie getting injured was the best thing to happen to the warriors this whole season

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>people unironically think bryn forbes will lose his starting job at any point in the future

once dejounte comes back derrick white will go back to playing 10 minutes a game and looking like a gleaguer.

He's getting traded for Kuzma and Ingram

night losers

How did Derrick White fall down to 29th in the draft? He's been holding it down since December or January

Fuck you

stating the obvious: durant is a snakey little bitch

I do like Trae Young. His decision-making is actually kino as fuck even if he has to memechuck because everyone else does

does Derrick White have higher BBQ than Ingram?

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The fuck is the deal with this dude's hairline?

the crowd in brooklyn really sucked
you'd think they'd be excited for the first playoff game in 4 or 5 years but they were so silent and threw away the white tshirts that were on the seats
prochorov needs to fly out some cska ultras or something

17 hours till my rapties win the title :)

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nets were never really in it

masonic and extremely based, email their team president now

Brooklyn is full of wannabe white-bread transplant hipsters from Middle America nowadays

Pop is the GOAT. Spurs keep Spursing!

>one nugget per cup

Chuck...no...

I drink your milkshake, Chuck. I drink it up!

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i missed you charlesposter

If the Nuggets lose the series will they fire Malone like they did Karl?

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Im officially jumping on the Warriors bandwagon

Fuck all of you losers im a winner now

Im a star im a star im a star, im a big bright shining star like my gay cru- I mean favorite player Steph Curry

Chef Curry with the pot! Hahahahaha oh yeah 1...2...3!!!!! 3 pointer from deep! Woooo!

Hey my parents said I can buy a jersey so im wondering if I should do Curry or KD? I think KD will stay with the Warriors for the rest of his career so im probably going with the KD jersey! Oh crap I have a math test tomorrow and im waaaaaaaay up past my bedtime! Wish me luck fellow Warriors fans!

Is the kid in blue Derrick White? Jesus puberty fucks with some people

Talk shit get smacked

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Who are you talking to right now?

The NBA should have retired 23 for all teams in honour of Jordan's greatness.

imagine being this much of a bootlicker

>asian bugperson is a Warriors fan

Big surprise

any lakies' news that has occurred in the last few hours that i should know about?

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No, they still suck frand

youtube.com/watch?v=7ougHDwFQJU
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>that voice

haha oh no

Would you believe me if I said he's asian? Might be a jap even.

this century is ours, faggot. better get used to it.

none of this would be an issue if harden was officiated by the book. but i think the best way of dealing with it is just playing normal, tight defense. if the refs want to call ridiculous non-shooting fouls then they can. just don't foul him when he is driving or shooting a floater

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Why are you thinking about that kid again? You think he’s thinking about you? It’s over. It’s done. Deal with it.

t. that kid

Will my nuggies recover?

Pop can make any G league player into prime Manu, Tony, Duncan, or Kawhi.

espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26557720/kevin-durant-not

Suns next season is going to be great.

>booker
>ayton
>zion
With this setup we can easily win 30 games. Maybe 5 years from now we can maybe make a 7th seed. The future is looking bright.

who's facing the clippies in the WCF after they sweep the memeiors in 6?

Last time when I used to watch NBA Spurs were based, looks like they are still got it.

white was very talented to begin with, but overlooked due to his age. i feel most franchises focus too much on age anyway.

really really looking forward to the murray/white front court next season.

Where was the comeback?

Warriors have always had bad coaching.

oh fuck me, i just saw dejounte murray is doing windmills again

tell me where you live and I will come and fuck you

altschauerberg 8 in 91448 emskirchen

youtube.com/watch?v=f3CBJLAneCA
youtube.com/watch?v=f3CBJLAneCA
youtube.com/watch?v=f3CBJLAneCA
Can you guard her /nba/?

>le ten year old girl who can play basketball!!!!! XD
Normies are so cringe.

Is it safe to say that Boban > Embiid?

Based

Kevin Durant only played against short players

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based af

Blazers 112 - Thunder 103

>enter thread
>last post is about muh Blazies

feeling blessed tbqh

Just because it's a marathon doesn't mean you can win by walking

Mike Brown opened a can of worms. Since the Lakers hired him:
Christian Eyenga
Ramon Sessions
Antawn Jamison
Manny Harris
Byron Scott
Timofey Mozgov
Andrew Bogut
Channing Frye
Isaiah Thomas
Derrick Williams
LeBron James
Ty Lue
All of them went directly from Cavs to Lakers and every single one of them made a negative impact on the team.

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Literally can find 1 in every other street here. Same size too

If your team isn't in this list, you are getting btfo in the playoffs

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>colin coward

I want to fuck Jenny Taft bros.

>Lanada

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>PAUL PIERCE SUCKS
>PAUL PIERCE SUCKS
>PAUL PIERCE SUCKS
>PAUL PIERCE SUCKS
>PAUL PIERCE SUCKS
>PAUL PIERCE SUCKS

>you ain’t no kobe

I agree with you, he doesn't suck.

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>Warriors
Obviously
>Houston
Frauds
>Boston
Not sure why he thinks so. They're good but they don't have "it" imo.

>They're good but they don't have "it" imo.

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No, but it's safe to say Boban > Greg Monroe

Literally who?

The White Fucking Dragon

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He ain't wrong.

>le bets all he has on thunder winning man
lol

im going to need you all to apologize to my warriors please, thank you

espn.com/video/clip?id=26555894

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I don't understand people that say he's not /ourguy/

only newfags and assblasted bitches hate this current iteration of the sixers. They will be /ourguys/ until the last vestiges of hinkie leaves

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lebron only interviewing black coaches for the lakers

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>fueled by shitposting
>irrational hate for literal who's
>somehow manages to be a successful PG without any semblance of a 3pt shot
yeah i'm thinking he's based
another gem from ben:
youtu.be/rihBi_PfyFQ

This guy literally doesn't watch basketball and he has openly admitted that

Wakey wakey maple slurper

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July 5th, 2052 is my retirement date. I will be 56 years old.

people here are going to be forced to show some respect next year

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It's over, Gaycers

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it's AIDS isn't it

I still don't get the constant weak ass boos for Ben Simmons. He didn't elbow Jared's soft head

>totally over
White people istg

he laughed at him though and disrespected their locker room leader

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>Am I allowed to be mad? Am I human? Do you look at me that way?

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Morey got rid of him for a reason

the office wanted specific snake uniforms for playoffs only but commissioner (((silver))) told them they'd have to use it all season

Hi
bi
ke

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>Im Kevin Durant. You know who I am.
>*cries to teacher about meanie bully and pees his pants*
>MOOOOOOMY DAAAAAAADY A BOY WAS A MEANIE TO MEEEEEE

how come nobody's ever trained a chimpanzee to dunk?

Theyre too dense. Sure theyre strong as fuck but they cant jump very high

>inb4 HURRRR DURRR WHAT IS THE NBA THEN

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Too short

Tonight will decide Westbrooks legacy and career.

Westbrook is shit

It will go something like this
>gets a triple double
>still loses
>this is enough for most people to still consider him good

He will get his stat line but ALWAYS be a loser with no rings, and will never experience anything but first round exits until he retires.

tonight will decide where kawhi decides to spend the rest of his life

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The Triple Double King

Yeah, hes coming to LA regardless of how the season shakes out, simple fact is LA is better than Toronto and hes from LA so it makes perfect sense for him to come here.

The Sixers are so unlikable, I'm rooting for the Raptors to beat them.

>physio told me this morning that my ankle had fully recovered and that i could play again
>play scrimmage with the high school team i coach
>twist ankle again
i fucking hate this stupid sport

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OKC WILL win tonight

Should've taken it easy for a bit still

NOOOOOOO THE RAPTORS ARE FRAUDS ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAY

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If digits they win, if not they lose

proxy off leaf
sixers are based, basketballpilled, and /ourguys/

@92181871
cringe

My rockets :D

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KD may be a snake but he's still the most legitimate player on the Memeiors, and the only one who would still be an All-Star in any other era.

Which is why when he fucks off this summer the Memeiors will go back to being the Lakers' whipping boys like they've always been in the history of the NBA. Kappa

durant is a fraud. curry is the heart and soul of that team.

>@
>cringe
crinfe, honelsty

Until Embiid blows out his knee, Tobi and Butler sign elsewhere, and the team falls apart

Apparently letting DLo and LeVert drive at will was key to the Sixies winning!

i guess its good that none of those things are happening

they're dogshit lol, literally no one likes the Shitters
if you call samefag you're a massive faggot with zero argument

>Tony Brothers refereeing the raptors game tonight

Congrats on the series win Orlando

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u have 5 seconds to name a team more unlikeable than the 76ers. Monroe can only cancel out so much

wow calling a team dogshit and saying nobody likes them sure are stronger and more well supported arguments than calling someone a samefag huh
back to /r/nba faggot

thunder, warriors, lakers

Who was the Janetty?

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easy, the warriors

76ers being unlikeable is a meme

Literally every other team
There
What do i win

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be thankful you dont have a sprained wrist. its bee 3 weeks and still not fully recovered for me

Joel Embitch, Ben Simmons, Tobias Harris and Jimmy Butler gave up a game to D'Angelo Russell and the literal whos
enjoy getting washed in the second round faggot, keep seething

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raptors

>Kevin "Snake nigga" Durant, Stephanie Lurry, Boogie "ow fuck my leg" Cousins and Klay Thompson gave up a game to Patrick Beverly and literal whos
>enjoy getting washed in the second round faggot, keep seething
fantastic argument user

not enough milk. really sad

Should have gotten some kobe shoes

I'm going to drink an entire bag of milk if the Raptors lose tonight I swear to god

Best

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I fucking love Blazers. They are taking the championship home this year, aren't they?

They're bringing it back to Portland my brother. We did it!

Why does Westbrook have defenders every narrative about him has been proven true time and time again

>ESPN analysts all pick Thunder to win in 6-7 games
>Blazers go up 2-0
>Turn on ESPN this morning to analysts talking about whether or not Portland would make it past GSW/HOU in the WCF
I get their job is to create asinine opinions and fill airtime but holy shit

Most egregious stat padder since Wilt

and im fucking lactose intolerant. im headed to shoppers to pick up the milk right now

>ESPN

some of the worst opinions/talking heada youll ever see. One day they'll emotionally praise a team and the next day take the complete opposite opinion of them and EVERYTHING is political.

Fuck my blazers are gonna take an L tonight because of refball.

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OH NONONONONON

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better than being down 0-2 to the shit ass blazers

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Memeiorniggers aren't people

>ancient

Blazers are going all the way, bro. No way Westbrick can stop this train.

>he thinks they're going all the way after 2 scrappy wins over the shit ass Blunder
t. retard

Where do you want Zion to land?

For me, it's Atlanta. Young and Williamson would be a great combination and they're a decently run franchise.

Don't want him to land at the Suns or Dallas, as they are poorly-run franchises.

I'd also be happy with Knicks, as Zion to the Knicks would be hilarious, as the Knicks always fuck everything up.

>he thinks they're going all the way

and they will do it easily, bro.

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>greg monroe played for the east's four best teams in the last 2 years

why doesn't dame get more shit for being a life-time loser?

this is gonna happen

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>the spurs going to win the chip this year somehow
>pop doesnt retire for 20 years
>inb4 best franchise in sports for 100 years

the spurs literally found tony parker 2.0

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Because he plays for Portland and no-one cares about Portland or their players. It's a pretty nice situaiton for the player tbqfh

same reason why AD is considered a generational player

okay you delusional retard

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The Blazers are much more competent franchise than New Orleans have ever been.

I watched KG carry giant piles of garbage for his entire career in minnesota. Don't give me that bullshit

he's a quiet dude playing in portland. national media only cares about la newyork or if you are stirring up shit with the media or with the fans

Any underrated rookies this season?

Hell no. Fuck tanking. Raptors fans are annoying as fuck but the Sixers players themselves are fucking unlikable assholes. Jimmy Butler is unironically likable compared to Simmons and Embiid, and Mike Scott. I'm only rooting for them to blast the Sixers in round 2. Then they can be taken care of

See you in the finals, my friend.

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SGA

Ayton. Had like 16/10 or something, which would be ROTY if he wasn't in this year's class

Who’s uglier; Trae or Shamet?

Not signing in the Eastern conference is worth millions of dollars a year, NBA should probably adjust contracts to account for this

Trier and Kuracs

Can't wait to see the Nets and Blazers in the Finals!

You

zion desu

>Kuracs
you certainly mean kurac

The Latvian dude who cant shoot

Well this postseason has proven it was Lowry's fault.

I think the Lakers should trade Lebron and tank for the next goat

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yeah, rodions "jebem ti" kurac

who is this skelly

The next goat

Basketball records being broken all over

D'Angelo Russel is the only player in NBA playoff history to score 20/5/5 and snitch on Nick Young

rookies cannot be underrated. They are in 2 categories
>Overrated
and
>Well they're still just a rookie so let's see what they are like next year

Nothing else exists. It's like you don't even watch basketball.

>disliking mike scott
post disregarded, redditors leave

>Sources: Lue meeting with Lakers about vacancy

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excited to see what brainlet team wastes a pick on bol

You guys remember that one time Larry made a competing thread just to spite spark user, and then the only people posting in that thread were Larry and sparks user before it died? Ha! Classic

D.White

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