VGK @ SJS playoff gamethread

What's Pauly boy thinkin' about bros

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Haven't seen a fast travel edit before, but now I want to.

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stream?

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HEY VEGAS

bilasport dot net

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Good vibes brother

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legitimately concerned for jones’ mental health

HEY BROTHER

What happened to Jones after the last game. DIdn't he like disappear or something. Is he OK?

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Cat has a better svpct than fucking Jones man

Same

SHARKIES

HERTL POWER

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wtf fleury

shit

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FLEURY OUT NOW

FUCK YES LADS WE NEEDED THIS

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Most dangerous series lead

Wtf Gary is in these threads dude

I want to believe boys

>muted the anthem
>forgot
>come back right as they're showing a goal replay
ha ha shit

In league history 90% of teams up 3-1 go on to win the series

THIS IS THE SHARKIES NIGHT

thanks but i forgot that my computer is 8 years old and has 4gb ram

Sort yourself out, user.

My backup is usually onhockey dot tv.
They usually have way more options for different feeds, but most of those feeds have pop-ups, too, so I'm not sure if that'll be any easier on your computer.

If push comes to shove and your computer just can't handle anything, honestly just go to a sports bar and ask the bartender to switch over to that game if it isn't on already. They usually will.

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my gf (transitioning) says i get a blowy joey if sharks win

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Typical shorks fan

>60 seconds apart

This is the only way we were ever gonna win the series lads
In a playoffs as memey as this one, we need the reverse 3-game sweep

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

DESU

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WTF FLEURY

get fucked vegass

COOCHIE

COOCHIE

COOOOOOOOOOO

RUH ROH

OH NO NO NO NO FLEURY

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
COOCH
O
O
C
H
SORRY I MISSED THE FIRST ONE, I"M PLAYING RISK OF RAIN 2

5-3 Vegas wins. Cap this.

>what is inspect element

>people forgetting it's the shorks
setting yourself up for disappointment

t. kongs

FLEURY OUT

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>le most dangerous lead

>Logan Couture has his 37th
No Randy that's not how playoff stats work

OHONONONONONONONON

i'm not a nerd

ermm a series is 1st to 4 sweaty x

They are just setting up the choke

>Fleu2y

>just finished talking about all-time sharks leaders
>doesn't realize he's talking about career numbers
*grabs the rake*

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He's Mr Positivity

thanks but
>go to a sports bar
>attempt to be around people without having a seizure and start farding
no thanks

it's looking positive lads

Has Jones unbusted himself?

vegass not playing with a lot of gas right now, plenty of game to choke away

this is pretty fun from a neutral viewer

Oh lord Jones

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Evander dindu nuffin

Kane to the chimp box again

>kane
why does he play with such low IQ fuckign ruining the momentum for us

no man, no

The problem is Dell is even worse, somehow

HAHAHAHA KANE IS FUCKING YOU SHORKS OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

>black man spends his entire series in the box
gary wont approve of this

that's it Kaner let 'em know your there

Pussy ass refs

>kane makes a fantastic play
>instantly negates it with a penalty
he's the camping stove of hockey; either on or off

>the absolute state of evander kane

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filtered

at least he like to heem people

>why
user...

what did they give jones?

>look up a place in your city where a bunch of sports bars are
>park nearby
>look through the windows to see if they have the game on
>find one, go in
>sit down at the bar, away from other occupied seats if you can, just at an open seat if not
>if there are people nearby, stare straight ahead at the TV
>start mumbling in French or German or something if anyone tries to talk to you
>ignore whatever they're actually saying to you and just keep saying "I don't know" over and over if you really have to
>wait for them to get it
>go back to watching the game
Trust me, user. I get that it's spooky. But if you have no other way to watch, this absolutely works, and it's less uncomfortable than you think.
Odds are, nobody will ever talk to you, especially if you wear a baggy hoodie or something and hunch your shoulders.

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>RUH ROH

KNOIGHTS

there is the jones we know

>karlsson
>jones

>EK65
lmao

BASED MOMENTUM GOAL

THANKS KANE

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LETS GO VEGAS

good to see karlsson scoring

PUCKS ON NET BABY

HERE COMES THE SHORKENING
>jones

kane lets VGK back in it

fucking nigger

Welp

Not all Jones there

what a fucking ridiculous bounce lmao

Jones is either going to neck himself or shoot up T-Mobile Arena

ha ha scarrr

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Just shoot the shit with the bartender you spergs

may just do this. perhaps pregame a little for courage

JONES OUT

GOLDEN DYNASTY

THE FACE OF HOCKEY

GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE THE WORLDS TEAM

B T F O CALIKEKS

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kek

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California is just a suburb of Las Vegas.

not him, but I agree, just sit down and order a drink and watch. I say hey to people every now and then but you'll get more comfortable over time

the more you do it the more natural it becomes

its not bad, nobody cares trust me i've been in 1000s of sports bars

honestly sharkies out played vegas massively including jones so i'm not worried

HOWEVER kane is taking way too many penalties and that goal is almost entirely on him

based rationigel

Ever been? It's a socal town.

Any other Vegas fans wishing eakin would go away already?
He brings down our team. A whole team full of Chad's except one no chin redheaded retard with negligible skills.

honest question: if >your team could have either Jake Allen or an SUV occupying prime seats in >your arena, which would you choose?

Because despite making up only 4% of the total player population....

Are >we allowed to send Allen to the minors and keep him there?

who's your favorite negro hockey player?

No. Must start at least 25 NHL games

based based rationigelad

meme answer: >negroes
honest answer: Tony McKegney

Gimme the car. Honk honk.

If the refs were good, this series would be 2-2 and we'd have a 2-0 lead. The refs have literally not helped us at all

22 goals for a 3rd liner is pretty good

when coaches meme about bounces not going their way, that is pretty much what they are talking about. throw the puck toward the goal and you never know what will happen.

>The refs have literally not helped us at all
imagine going to a series depending on the refs' help

>refs
>helping
that's not how that works

VEGAS PAID THE LEAGUE 550 MILLION THEY EXPECT TO SEE A RETURN ON THEIR INVESTMENT. Idk why people are so shocked that the refs hold their hands. This is a business people....

>Help us refs help us!!!!

>shorks need literal refpuck to win

>The refs have literally not helped us at all

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especially when the other team ices erik karlsson

people don't like hearing the truth my man

NHL corporate has always hated the sharks

Kings fan here ready to watch the shorks get btfo lmao fuck San jose

thank you friend. why doesn't reaves get any of those calls? fucking stupid........we never get any penalties and even when we do there's clear calls to make it a 5v3 but refs never blow it....we should be scorign so many more

vegas will take a stupid penalty early in the 2nd and go down 3-1

say that to my face you little bitch

Sure, what’s your address?

at least the kings get a draft pick lmao, shorks are perpetually losing in playoffs

>at least the kings get a draft pick
>shorks are perpetually losing in playoffs
Are the Sharks the Minnesota Wild of the Pacific?

COME
UP
LARGE

LETS GO VEEEGGAASSSSS

honestly, yes
>shorks
>mild
>craps

what about in the remaining division?

>blots

how quickly I forget

meet me at the corner of 4th and Santa Clara

>Caps

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Based Santa Clara resident

612 wharf avenue

have you seen the crapitals playoff performance besides the outlier that was last season

of course not, no one actually is a caps fan

tbf it would've been true up until last year

>besides the outlier
You mean besides that thing that differentiates them from the Mild and Shorks?

FGLUUEERRRYYY

come the fuck on vegas, i picked you in 5, need to make up for >blots and >lames losing

Lads the Jets blew a two goal lead in the third period and lost.

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will the refs fucking give the sharks a PP, jesus christ we need it

>jones actually made a save

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J O N E S
O
N
E
S

>Save us refs save us!!!!!!!

This is the turning point for the Jones redemption arc

fuck you, dude. vegas is a trash fucking team, at least nor cal is great place to live.

>100 square foot shack
>2 mil
Great place

How can you not like Vegas?

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fuck you dude california is a trash state

Will the Shorks break their own curse and have the knights choke themselves?

tbf refs just let a high stick and an interference call slide but they were quick to go refpuck for vegarse

not saying i want them to make more calls, it's the ploffs we should be letting shit slide, but at least be consistent and not so openly biased

Fuck you meet me on 520 Bush Street, Mountain View, CA. You better be strapped.

lmao stay poor retards. software engineer doing nothing and paid 105k/year. all the asian qts I want. enjoy your dry ass desert

>based

welp

>at least nor cal is great place to live.
Literally a street shitting haven, is this bait? I'd rather live in Algeria or Peru or some shit

Why the fuck is Vegas playing shitty. Should have at least 4 goals but now.
I swear to God if we lose this game I will burn a Jersey. If we lose this fucking series I will leave Nevada forever.

>All of these shorks BEGGING for ref calls

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REFS HELP IS

>Sharks had an 8 PP game and Vegass had a 9 PP game
>Now they decide to lay off the calls
Should have been like this since the fucking start, desu

i'll see you in 10 you fucking faggot

east bay resident here
it does suck cock but i'm not willing to move because everywhere else is even worse

begging for consistency desu

whether that's letting calls slide or reffing by the books

100k there is basically 35k here kek

i have never seen a team beg so hard for calls

There's your fucking ref call shorks, let's see what you do with it!

finally a fucking power play, get fucked vegass, nows OUR time

I HATE THE MEME KNIGHTS I HATE THE MEME KNIGHTS I HATE THE MEME KNIGHTS

>sharks get more power plays
>vegas outscores them on them
>vegas gets more power plays
>vegas outscores them
are they trying to not call any to try to help the sharks?

you guys are over a minute behind

WOOOOOOW NOTHING!! WHAT A SHOCK YOUR TEAM IS SHIT NOT EVEN THE REFS CAN SAVE YOUR STUPID ASSES!

i eat ass

streamfags, i posted literally 2.5 minutes before them

>All these people begging for calls
3/4s of this thread have never watched hockey before now, have it?

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Post yfw Teds/Vegas comfy finals

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absoutely based

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Name one goalie better than fluery you faggots...
Not fucking possible. Nobody can touch vegas.nobody.

not a bad PP, we'll do a lot better on the next one. can they stop calling offsides on us too. jesus fuck this series is impossible with gary against us

what the fuck are teds

lehner

That would be unironically based

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Robin Lehner

Vegas is such a shithole desu.
Team should be in Reno. It's far more based and less nigger and tranny infected.

Robin Lehner

Eat shit, Vegas fag.

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you could spend like 5% of whatever you're paying for your co-op shoe closet and have a fucking house in las vegas, 24 hour everything, and comfy functional road systems. i got taken in by the east coast meme and am so ready to go back home at the end of the summer when this lease is up

Lehner

Ezpz

mrazek

lehner :^)

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>jealous Reno cucks triggered that our downtown isn't full of heroin needles anymore

please fuck karlsshit up

Reeves boutta heem Karlsson

Teds are literally a leddit meme. It came from the hockeymemes sub. Autists here stole it.

lmao even karlsson wants reaves

vegas with absolutely zero chemistry tonight

>3 sharks to fight 1 reaves
look at this fucking shit, eject reaves. we need him out this fucking garbage game

fuck u guys, watch him with the GWG

Bobrovsky

Karlsson looks at Reaves and all he sees is the face of what's happening to Stockholm and he just loses it and starts swinging.

3 people trying to fight Reaves at the same time lol

Why does reaves look like a downie?
Is he special?

Aren't you the team with Kane? THAT Kane? The one with the most time in the box? Yeeeesh!

Reaves is such a disgusting chimp

indeed

kys kane is elite at least

SHARKIES

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B R A U N
R
A
U
N

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back desu.

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SSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FLEURY OUT WHEN

FUCKING LAZY KNIGGERS DO SOMETHING

>muh fleury

SHOOOOOOOOOOORKS

Lehner is quite good, but he's not as good as Fleury.
As much as I love him, he's not as good as Fleury.
Not yet. Maybe if he proves he can keep this up in round 2.

t. neutral east-coaster

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
GOODROW
O
O
D
R
O
W
7 GAMES INCOMING BOYS

>fleu3y

Shorks confirmed sweep in 7

haha fucking vegass shitters, cant stop that amazing goal, can you fleury? what a fuckign retad lmao

FUCKING LAZY NIGGERS

Just because Fleury flops around like a dumbass on routine saves doesn't make him good, just flashy.

well it's vegas so 2 goals doesn't really mean much here

This

can we get another fucking PP for us and bury the golden showers already

REFS HELP US

golden goons strike again

>begging the refs for power plays

jesus fucking christ

GOLDEN TURDS GOLDEN TURDS GOLDEN TURDS

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Based Gary

Vegas literally cannot stop gooning in up I hope based Kane heems a couple of these clowns in the 3rd

WHAT THE FUCK

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they'll regret that

>Shorks have falseflaggers now
I can't believe we are finally on the same pedestal as Colorado
Truly a blessed team

HOLY FUCK MCNABB

>no sticks
>no score

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lmao that vegass played literally had to lay in front of the goal, how embarassing

htf could they not score

>face first save
>embarrassing
>not super chad

This is getting intense lads

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holy shit can we get a penalty for that hit on us? fucking refs

>I don't understand what I'm looking at when I try to watch someone play goal

>I think stacking your pads on a weak wrister means they are the best currently playing

>when I try to watch someone play goal
more like when you watch someone try to play goal

fuck this lazy ass effort

this shorking is gonna be good

Think I just dislocated my shoulder, what do?

fuck no, shorks are gonna sweep

vegas going to finally wake up in the third?

Man up, pop it back in

what did you do?

Incoming 4 vegass goals

Sweep the floor at mcdonalds after they are laughed out of the nhl especially that nigger kane

dislocated the other one to maintain balance

Say what you want about Jones, Reaves, Refs, PDB, anything. God does not want the Sharks to win.

youtube.com/watch?v=5dOGDHpTcx0

Name a more sexy team than vegas...
Literally a team full of beautiful men.
Name one Vegas player who isn't a complete stud.

lads my NBCSN channel is all distorted and static-y. want to watch >shorks shork. wat do

Do this, trust me I'm a doctor

We should ask /fa/

post about it online

Who is worse nigger... kane or reaves?

Easily Kane
Easily

kane is not a n-word. have some respect for the sharks, they're not a goon team like vegas. we take our bad seasons with pride

nice fucking effort vegas looks like you really want to finish this one off at home

I got excited for the last goal and shot my arm in the air, now it's horribly painful

Important poll plz vote

strawpoll.me/17844145

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definitely reaves

Hey if we lose I actually get to go to the game sooooo

Kane

i thought being a >shorks fan in general was horribly painful

put some ice on it and take some aspirin?

our team is great, its feels good being a fan of a successful (relatively speaking) franchise

imagine not supporting sharks and warriors. feel bad for other cities

Why do these teams lack Asian diversity?
You fellas racist?

is it like really far down your side now? if so try to tickle your balls from behind

reaves 100%

at least kane is actually a good player

Asians fucking suck at all sports that's why they have to play videogames and push it.

whats better tylenol or aspirin?

>our team is great
this delusion astounds me

i dont remember reaves every crosschecking someone in the face or punching someone in the face well after a whistle. ignoring fights of course

Tylenol is aspirin, it's a name brand of "aspirin" a pain and fever reliever

you think your team is better. the sharks are better than any of the original 6 teams right now. get fucked.

Tylenol because it doesn't murder your already heavily liquor-damaged liver.

At least the knights are an actual good team

say all you want about shorking or goaltending but sharks unquestionably have one of the best teams on paper

it's why they were 2nd favourites to win for 90% of the season

Asians excel at other sports. Like table tennis

>shorks fan
>not knowing that the >shorks are O6
now THIS delusion astounds me

>help us gary: the team
>good
LOL

Asian men are just women wearing pants.

my sentence implied they're better than any of the others, reading comprehension retard. of course, your flyover state probably doesn't teach you how to read

>
>sharks unquestionably have one of the best teams on paper
I know i'm taking bait here but that is just too hilarious

>any of the other original 6 teams right now.
ftfy

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R**v*s

fuck that guy and fuck vegas

And purchasing real estate

There's a nip on my local AHL team

5 minors on each team makes it a 0 on 0 and fleury scores the ot game winner on a penalty shot
>cap this

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>sharks are better than any of the original 6 teams
you didn't say "any of the OTHER original 6 teams" you pissant retard. Call me flyover will you...

why is this fucking frog even a meme

go back to waffle house, droog

since the foul bachelor one actually

mate the karlsson and nyquist acquisitions added incredible depth to a team that were already playoff contenders for the past decade, if you think i'm baiting by saying that, on paper, the sharks have one of the best teams, then you LITERALLY don't know shit about hockey and should go back to a sport you do know like tickling the back of the balls while you lick a shaft

Lifelong fan here

Pretty sure acetaminophen plus booze can damage your liver

i agree. the >shorks have a great team...
on paper.
>blots did too

ready to unironically lose this game

now you're shit talking waffle house?
You absolute double nigger. at least I know >my team's history

Sharks already have 100% more playoff wins this season than Tampa though

Too bad they have a shit goalie

Owning the land the teams play on.

You're thinking Advil, the choice of veteran alcoholics everywhere.

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big if true

dennys is better tha nwaffle house lmao

>Owning the land
>Not highest and best use

That's some prime shit-taste right there

both paper dragons destined for early exits

i-i-is Jones unshorking himself?

wow jones actually bailed out karlsshit that time

where's our penalty, refs. need to bury these kniggets

>100% of 0
????
This is your brain on shork

>unsafe truck
>$22.5 million

never said it wasn't. Had a grand slamwich not two days ago. Fantastic.

wow fucking porchmonkeys

you are making me hungry bro

Reaves is out of control

want to go to denny's or waffle house? i can drive but i lost my aux cord

holy fuck look at all those trips by vegass. these refs are such ass, sharks should be at least 3+ more PPs

Considering the sharks had to steal a win due to refpuck last years playoffs against us this is highly ironic

sure man, i'm down for either desu

GIMMIE MORE PPS REF
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!! REFS HELP USSSS!!!

kys retard, sharks actually deserve those PPs

getting tired of the >shorks ref-begging false flags.
has lost its magic

gotta stop for cigs on the way. anybody want anything while me and user are out?

Monster zero please, any color will do.

whatever the fuck they gave jones
I need some

Why use an all white stick. Is it for camouflage?

i remember when ain't talkin about love was up for vote as the shorks goal song

Double Gulp Powerade from 7/11 and a spicy bite. Use my 7/11 card and get me some points lad.

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literally all the native trash here go to the 7/11, it takes 10 minutes to get through the line because half of them are too stupid to use a debit card

small OJ and some sour patch kids

>Jones embarrasses himself last game
>Disappears after the game
>Comes back a new man
Is this the start of the Jones redemption arc?

yes, we were here for the beginning of a run for the strap

>us

Fucking Christ Natives ruins everything. Besides maybe a dude asking for a buck or smokes the 7/11's out here in Vegas are basically in and out. Fucking Iceniggers fucking everything for you Canacucks

no it's the return of actual Martin Jones instead of his belly-buttonless-hammock-homer clone

REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK

HAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHA

LELMAOOOO

>PENULTY!!!!!

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B E N U L T Y

not like this, not like this sharkbros

right on time, shorks

Lol scar

that goal wouldn't have happened if the refs called 3 more pps for the sharks

UH OH

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

GET READY SHORKS
LETS GO VEGAS

NOOOO

RUH ROH

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
SHORKS GONNA JEST

IT BEGINS

literally unironically refpuck

stay scared m8s

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at least the most dangerous lead is erased

kek i rarely watch w*st coast hockey
karlsson is such a fag
>2019
>that haircut

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>shorks beg for pp
>shork pp
>no score

>vgk play like classy gentlemen
>shork goons PP them
>vgk take advantage like kings

clown league

give vegas the cup already

HOLY SHIT

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>Bitch to the refs over and over
>It actually works and they start with phantom calls
Huh

SAVE
BY
JONES

The NHL's meme team needs refpuck to score goals. $500m buys a lot, just look at the Yankees.

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

HOLY SHIT JONES UTTERLY REDEEMS HIMSELF

JONES LOOKING ALIVE FOR ONCE

Brb finding my image of the giant from Twin Peaks so I can post "It is happening again" when vegas ties it

At least Karlsson can't be on the ice for a goal against if he is in the box.

Look at you fucking shork goons trying to rile us up after the whistle, and we don't fucking bite. Eat shit faggots.

based watching a different game poster

WHAT A SAVE

Jones just used up the rest of his skill on that save
Shorks need to put in 2 more

>goalie makes a save

More at 10:00.

>vegas ties it
lmao
you means sharks tie the series?

Man the Jones redemption arc is going to be sweet.

a near impossible save at a crucial moment, don't pretend otherwise

I mean it's impressive considering the shorks haven't had a goalie the past 3 games.

3 more vegass goals incoming

Fuck the both of you.

Sharks aren't trying to win. They're just trying to not lose.

FFS, how does their defense get shredded so badly

>golden gayarse falls over another player
PENULTY!!!!!
>gayarse hooks a sharkie
i sleep

If Sharks win this series that will be "The Save" of San Jose to Washington's

will Jones "hold the fort"....

rip couture

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kind of admirable that the shorks made it so far with this goaler

Business idea: Relocate any team from a locale that has a spic prefix in the name a la "Los Angeles", "San Jose"...
mexishit language does not belong in hockey

I swear to fucking God if Cooch is injured

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>dem boos

ahahahahahhahaha
running off so fast
diarrhea? what did he eat

>couture sprints down the hall
wtf why

Cant believe Couture just shit his pants on live tv

he ded

>relocate Las Vegas

To Quebec City where the dirty faggots called "French-Canadian" reside?

what if he is just pretending to be hurt to get a double minor

Never want to see a player get fucked like that. Hope he's okay.

>no call

ahahaha

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Knights on the brink

two teeth
#2 and #32

dirty fucking vegas

NEVER. I didn't mean to imply that if in fact I did.
Queerbec is worse than spic

CHICKLETS

WHY IS THAT ONLY 2?

Why the fuck did they blow the play when the fucking knights had the puck
Also
>that run

when ya gotta go, ya gotta go

Funny that (((NBCSN))) cuts to commercial as soon as the NHL's meme team commits a disgusting penalty. Oyyyyyy Veyyyyyy! We can't show that on our programming!

Needed to cut his gums

>no call
???

How unlucky can one man's teeth be

>Gallant still bitching
This cunt is the most hateable coach in the NHL
Hope someone crashes Fleury until he gets a concussion

do they specifically seek out morons when hiring referees?

>shork shits their pants
>calls us dirty
yeah alright!

>only 2 minutes
yep vegass still has the refs on their payroll

>knocks out 2 teeth
>2 minutes
lol

TWO FUCKING MINUTES FOR KNOCKING TEETH OUT WHAT THE FUCK

I figured out why the sharks always choke
None of them have teeth lol

SALTY
THE FAT FUCK IS SO SALTY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>KNOIGHTS

why the fuck is gallant mad?

What do you think Gallant is saying right now?

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

HERTL POWER

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Gallant: Yooou mena to tell me my players aren't protected by the NHL? WE PAID $500 million! We can do what we want!

>muh comback muh shorks

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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
HERTL
E
R
T
L
THAT'S FOR COOCH'S TEETH YOU SACK OF FUCKING NIGGER
FUCK YOU GALLANT, EAT A FUCKING DICK

>slash a guy in the face
>2 minutes

hmmm

Fuck yes. Get the PP, get the win. get fucked vegass

>KNIGGS

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>congratulating the ref for the goal
Dude is so unlikable, I get sticking up for your team but that is such an easy call

two teeth two minutes

REVENGE FOR COUTURE'S CHICKLETS

Imagine if Fleury had defensemen in front of him.

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Why is Gallant crying like a little baby?

Is he functionally retarded?

The NHL promised his team a Stanley Cup because they paid $500 million. The refs currently disagree. They will be dealt with.

FLEURY OUT

unintelligible "french" grunting

anyone got a cap of the thumbs up?

Neither of these teams can beat the Avs.

>golden kniggs

how the fuck are any of you sharks fan celebrating in this thread

you're down 3-1 to fucking vegas

there is no way they're going to win this series

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oh everyone is posting here
youtube.com/watch?v=fEg0v2wD7Fg
thread theme

ya but it's a nice fight to the end

why is it bothering you

>One more night of Hahner and pals
Oh yes

OMG COUTURE IS OK THX JESUS

Imagine being a sharks fan

Either defeated by the knights or another team in the 2nd/third round

So sad

you don't know that

>you're

You do realize fans only cheer for their team, right? You faggot.

2 quick ones please Jones, thanks.

How come there are not toothless players yet naturally born toothless through selective breeding

Found the salty Penguin

Maybe getting raped by Vegass over and over was exactly what he needed

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Bless

Congrats, you just jynxed the knights

>there’s literally teeth laying on the ice
>throw an absolute shiftit because the faggot that did it gets boxxd

Wtf is this guy’s problem

>there is no way they're going to win this series
just screen shotted your post. shall be making fun of you after this round

Rooting for Vegas but I agree with both of these sentiments:

The nhl just wants a game 6 for ratings

yes we do. and you do too.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
THE BEGINNING OF THE END
FUCK VEGAS

>not being a neutral who wants this bad boy to go 7 games

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don't even care that we're winning this one anymore just absolutely seething at the officiating in this game how the fuck is a high stick knocking out fucking teeth only a fucking minor what more damage can you even fucking do with a high stick fucking vegas fucking ref babbies fucking uncle gary sucking uncle fuckers

>5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2 >5-2

That's anti-semetic. The Jews that run the NHL are not only about money, you racist transphobic bigot!

>KNIGGS

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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
CAPTAIN AMERICA
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FUCK GALLANT AND FUCK VEGASS

>BUT BUT MUH COMEBACK CAUSE SHORKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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As a ref I think it’s dumb that they called a penalty afterwards. You either call it at the time of the play or swallow your whistle

Aight see you fuckin shorks on sunday
come find me at the tmobile arena I'll give ya a good noogie

im not watching this game but now i wish i was

word

just 2 more games to win

couture ran off like he had to shit REAL bad

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big fan of your posts. keep up the great work

you won't do fooking nuttin

or if you're a Vegas "fan", you can suck your nigger bull's cock.

This series is just blow outs after blow outs.

Where's the close games?!

dont stop the party~

hertl is a monster. also......SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARx2

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Ya'll having a good time out there?

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>As a ref

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Joe Thorton is as old as my cum sock.

>see teeth
>call penalty
>can't actually show a replay of the supposed penalty
>every sharks player has a few teeth and two ketchup packets in their pocket

Regular season I'm sticking with the long "SHAAARKS" for home games only but playoffs I've decided to go with home and away now
Glad you like them

>t. Peewee """ref"""

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

never said i didnt i just dont get how sharks fans celebrating when they havent had a goalie the past few games and their coach is a total dumbass that will never win anything in this league

Go fuck some Vegas street hooker. You might feel better. Even better, you might not have the money and her pimp shoots you.

Either way works.

night >shorks idiots and vegass casuals
been fun don't forget to hit the lights on the way out

>guy with constant history of dirty hits and lame goonery
>idolizing it

>shreks

>so drunk I can't even talk shit to people on the Internet

Go to bed.

not him but i reffed beer leagues / youth hockey what's so surprising. everyone itt plays hockey i am sure. and it doesn't matter if it is nhl or peewe. a ref is a ref.

Erik Karlsson is a fucking queer

literally seething

>we're

>refpuck shorks
>only Vegas goals tonight on power plays
Ok sure

a ref might be a ref, but that guy is a faggot that sucks twink cock.

Cry some more faggot

well that i don't know. didn't see him do that.

yeah i'm evander kane faggot suck my hairy black knackers and tongue my tight nigger ring

I don’t play hockey, or even watch it that often for that matter. I think it’s for fags and northern retards. I just like seeing teeth get knocked out and that only being a “minor penalty” lmao

It's trending on pornhub, right next to all of the interracial and incest porn that "magically" makes it way to the top.

Your coach is blowing a gasket on a series we “have no chance of winning”

Sharks fans are retarded faggots. Too much AIDS from fucking faggots in the Bay Area rotted their brains.

some needs to make a gif or webm would be a good reaction vid

SEETHING

Relax flyover state faggot

It's funny that Yea Forums has resort to "muhhhhh seeething" when someone is trapped and can't retort to an argument. Definitely early summer this season.

>i-i'm not seething!!!
SEETHING

Gg sharksfags

not a knights fan faggot

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