/hoc/

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reminder tampa got swept by the teds

>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

*fat wife braps in the distance*

did you know missouri is called the show me state because when you are there you say "show me the way out of the shithole"

>blots

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>tfw they cut the jet in half again

I thought it was because you are supposed to pronounce it as "Misery"

For me, it's the Seattle Alt-Right Frogs.

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>w-we have that powerful core

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Ted is 100% solely a /hoc/ meme fuckface

Hey lads, just gonna drop something off here

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But not the heart apparently

>if I just call everyone Reddit maybe they'll stop making fun of my shit team
Not getting off the hook that easily publix fag.

>standings, nigger

wow thats a convincing lead, surely they won that game and took the lead on this series?

What happens next?

checked
>fuck tampon gay

Xheattle Dickgirls

>it was 3-0

Seattle NHL Update:

the ownership group think's they are a lock for the 2021 expansion draft and regular draft.

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For me, it's this play.

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>team is losing
>can't even watch it because ECHL is aids
>have to listen to audio only stream by some faggot kid pretending to be a commentator

Go back.

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>62

Not an argument.

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>showing your faggot face around here
standings bitch
eat dirt

some say that game five is must win

big boy

>This Tampon Bay poster is FUMING

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Is that your opinion

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

twitter.com/ibslivesmatter/status/1119040627365249024?s=21

i cant believe you guys ACTUALLY thing the >teds are a better team than the Lightning. a grueling 82 game season in which we won 62 of those games says A LOT more about a team than some meme tournament at the end of the year. You can talk all your shit but deep down i know that my team was the real winner this year and nobody can deny it.

If the lightning are better than why did they lose 4 straight?

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Tom from Tampa is really fired up today

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Nobody is “fuming,” underage.

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take this one back to the drawing board bud.

92170180
Why don’t you just post as user like everyone else

Hope you enjoy the presidents trophy parade and ring ceremony lad.

>92169950
>92170055
>"everyone that doesn't like my team needs to go 'back' to reddit"
keep seething

user in /hoc/ you're on da air, what's up user?

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>He is still going

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screeching reddit is reddit

For me, it's bottom-left

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Panarin is fucking staying

Hey long time caller zero time listener. I just want to say that Columbus Blue Jackets are winning the Cup this year, thanks.

>I-I'm not fuming! You're just underage for not liking my team!

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2-3-2 is a shitty series format.

based periodic table faces poster

>hey daddy, wats tat banner mean? Prez-y-dent tropy?
>It means we were the best team during the season son, and that's a good thing, much better than winning a cup.
>I love hokee daddy. Da Bolts r so good!

Cringe team, cringe fan base, cringe belt.

Business idea: Don't call the team "Seattle" at all... call them "Washington" Whatevers to piss off the douches in DC

I've got a wife a 6 figure income and have had several more life experiences than you as well. I'm also able to actually look at things objectively instead of claiming to be while being blatantly biased. I know I'm better than you and it pisses you off. That's why you have to constantly scream >Blots, >62, >tampa gay, >lgbtqing so you can make yourself feel better about being such a shitty person.

Hell I used to be you

The Washington Capones.
The Washington Polar Ice Caps.
The Washington Capital One Cards.
The Washington Cap Guns.

How many people in PNC Arena that watched that game can explain icing

I bet you've never even jumped off a boat before.

>Lightning bopped
>Penguins bopped
>Caps having trouble
>Flames having trouble
This playoff is 10/10

The Washington Cantscores

series tied caps. gg

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I'm going to allow this.

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Half of you underage redditcucks literally can’t even form a coherent sentence without using buzzwords and meme speak. Sort yourself out.

>Washington Captains
>Logo can be a surly sailor with an eye patch at the helm of a ship
The real "Washington Caps"

>pretending
Picture with timestamp touching the gulf of mexico or fuck off.

Nah. People do all that shit because it's enjoyable basking in the misery of sunbelt teams/fans.

>92170375

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>redditcucks
Is that not memespeak?

i swear to god these polite hurrcanes posters are pissing me off more than usual team posters

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seattle söylent

Damn, and that's the best one. They could even have "white caps" as a secondary logo/shoulder crest.

>mfw isles canes series is possible

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can i upvote this post more than once?

When the offense shows up
>Murray fucks us
When Murray shows up
>The offense disappears

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Imagine taking the time to post a reply, but you then make it so the reply doesn't even connect to the original post. Like, why not just not reply?

why pegga just here to watch hockey

Shut the fuck up Hal

Im bummed Oshie's ded really
He doesnt deserve that

Image the capitals trying to sue them but losing because there is a legitimate claim to "Washington" and I don't think you can sue because you don't like the team's nickname.

>pongs

the fuck are the caps doing they have looked like complete shit this entire series. Well last years win was enough for a lifetime for me so Im not too upset but I wish I could watch them play good hockey again and not be slow and unmotivated.

>us
Obviously a team sacrifices offense to play better defense so their shitty goalie doesn't let in so many goals.

gg, seetheposters

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fuck oshie

>imagine not liking the canes

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They're true gentlemen

>oshie
>not a dirty, memeout "specialist" piece of garbage
one and only one

Maybe he should stop before hitting the wall at a retarded angle on his own

Forgot, it's shorks elimination night.

>casuals start cheering for the wrong team out of confusion
I wish it was reality. But likely they end being called Sockeyes or something else that isn't as fun.

Does Kuznetsov just not care anymore since winning last year?

For me, it's always maintaining a sense of sportsmanship, no matter what.
gg, Capitals. See you in game 5.

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at least i m-might get the jets series right...

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I liked them when they were an AHL-tier team in Connecticut
>red is not a good primary jersey color

>yfw relocanes-teds ECF

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>He fell for the top seed meme
Go back to niggersqueak, bud.

>it was 2-0

Atleast you were right that the lightning series was only 4 games :^)

I’ve been saying this all year. He looks lazy as fuck on the ice.

>Thinking Trotz isn't going to suffocate the Relocanes like he did to the Pongs

thoughts and prayers

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SHORKS ELIMINATION DAY

We should use these permanently tbqh

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this but ironically

well, that series would really be a battle between two young and rising teams. It also would make NBC seethe because they wanted caps pongs round 4 again

Or why not name them something like how the New England Patriots are named in the NFL
>Northwest Warriors
>Pacific Northwest Sockeyes (PNS - pronounced "penises")

Lads it’s too hot in my room to live shall be ending it all no funeral please

>helleybux handling the puck
yikes

>caps fans talking about hockey knowledge
OH NO NO

The true sunbelt showed up today

Tampa is not sunbelt. They're Florida.

Turn on the air conditioner then.

I like that logo. Looks like a flag blowing in the win as the carrier rushes into battle

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>too hot on my room
>big ol line of thunderstorms coming
FUCK THE SUN BELT

>caps are going to lose the series
They look slow and off their game in carolina because of the ice, have you seen that shit? I mean Washington's ice is crap but it's nowhere near as bad. This is a classic home-team-wins series.

>one less sunbelter
good

Ok guys, please don't use the word "nibba". It is essentially the same thing as saying the actual words. If you really want to use such terminology, please use the word "wibba". It sounds like wumbo and is not as racist. I personally get very offended when the nibba word is used because it makes my dick retract 18 inches inside my body and my feet widen. It makes my bag of doritos empty and my can of mountain dew dry. Please refrain from saying nibba.

N/a/shville!

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I don't think this is the hill they want to die on.

same shit different toilet

this tbqhwyf

>Nashville Molesters

ok nigga whatever you say

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>mfw the metro wins another cup

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Its just flags alerting people to hurricanes

what game should i watch next lads

caps had to battle hard against the scrappy teds last season
will be interesting to see game 5 plays out

I live in snowbelt it’s unseasonably warm

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Gary called and said you get to pick Seattle's goal song. What's it gonna be, lads?

watch >us send the guppies down the toilet

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based thiccy pruds

prove it

>watch all these series
>so many ex Rangers
WE HAD A GREAT TEAM
FUCKIN RAGS CANT GET SHIT DONE

>horrified because I know what her cooter and asshole actually look like
>respect the cleverness
I do not know how to feel about this.

>mfw when the canes are in the metro for some reason
>mfw when I have no face

fun fact user

i made that image :)

BASTE

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thx fren, I really really like that image

k

Dear Canes fans,
Start saying "Can't Zazz the Mraz", it feels great.

Yours in Christ,
Detroit

>blue jackets
>maple leafs
>hurricanes
>islanders

what even are these playoffs

>rags

That's fat not thicc.

>his greatest life achievement is putting a knights logo on a pepe

for me, its Mrazzle Dazzle

Are you not a /lifelong/? Because I have made a fair bit of content for teams that are not >mine. Is that weird?

This will never NOT make me kek uncontrollably

>mfw the metros win another cup

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fun

>Mrazek is only 27
Feels like hes been around forever

no, now make me some 'nucks anime edits

ha ha I remember that

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But the caps are the home team in the series...

HOLY FUCKING YUM. I love catfish.

I don't know semaphore or whatever it's called. Still, i like it

think of it like this, ive permanently cemented myself in /hoc/ history

not a vegas fan

t. time traveler from 2012

That's a big fish and gurl.

for you

Darude - Sandstorm

Reminder that wild will win the cup next year

Nah its not semaphore
Theyre just warning flags
2 of em is a hurricane
Its a nice jersey

nucks I presume?

so a bunch of typical basement dwellers finally winning all in the same year isn't weird?

will literally fly to you and suck ur micropenis if the mild even make the wildcard

Nirvana - Rape Me

wood berry

based

it's up

youtube.com/watch?v=Yc1Ov2ne4HE

Yeah and the >rags will get Hank a ring in his career

LET'S GO VEGAAAASSSSS

Are there any songs about being a tranny?

Gary crashing the ratings ahead of the impending lockout.

guys, this powerplay is brought to us by Dodge™ Ram 1500. the most luxurious truck in its class.

was going to say "I'd rather have sex with the catfish XD!!!11! but we all know that's not true

t. takes-what-he-can-get user

whitehorse should get the next expansion team

>craps fans talking about dirty shit while Wilson plays for their team
Do these retards even understand the irony?

laine a shit

I unironically made it

Lola - The Kinks

>a city named after cocaine

Lola is about a tranny not being one

first shot of many lads.

Flyers will win it with Vigneault. Screencap this shit.

eating carrots and bleu cheese bros

Hartford should get their WHA team back

Based.

Seriously, I'm glad Mrazek is doing well for you guys. He's always had a lot of personality and it seems like he fits in well over there. Wish it could've worked out for him here, but I'd really love to see him lift the cup with the Canes.

Yeah he was like 21 when the Wings first started him. Pretty wild.

>isles
>young
They are a full year older than the league average and 2 years older than the Canes

They unironically don't.

have sex

hahahahahah neil's bracket is dabbing all over shannon's right now

the replacements -androgynous

the draft lottery maybe. btw patrick is a bust

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hartford is too small

>Detroit Red WIngs are in the Atlantic
>Carolina Hurricane are in the Metro hundreds of kilometres closer to the atlantic ocean

I wish Sam was phoneposting from the Spike

shall be stealing this when he inevitably puts on another display like he did tonight

>dumb canadian realizes that divisions stopped being regional fifty years ago

Haven't watched any games so far today. I am embracing the off season already

good evening sharks nation

>implying that matters
Idc how big some place is
More people in Hartford would watch a team than in Arizona or Florida

>divisions stopped being regional
>central division
>pacific division

Howdy, fellow /lifelongs/.

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Sams not here right now, please leave a deposit...i mean message

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Business idea: Make divisions named after great players (i.e. Gretzky, Lemieux, Orr, Howe) instead of the dumbass regional names currently

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What is Metro about Carolina?

youtube.com/watch?v=m-dAIz2FfmA

Good evening, Knights Nation

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It’s time for knights/shorks though

the >men

They literally were before Gary came along

or sell the names to sponsors to make more profit for the owners

put me out of my misery, please.

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ayy lmao

Cause the Shorks will win and Vegas takes the series in 6.

We should also name the kid leagues weird shit like squirt peewee and bantam

Here we go man

I know I'm saying we go back to that but with people's names that we actually know

Based ayyyyy poster

you mean the adams, patrick, norris and smythe divisions?

wouldn’t fuck her with my mom’s dick

sharks will take the series in 6

Yellowknife after to establish the rivalry

Would still fuck. I'm desperate

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Ritter / Haie Gamefaden

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good luck shorks

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t. Jew

>he doesn't know the legends of hockey

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Their most important pieces are young though

The Triangle and Charlotte are a part of the greater southeast metro corridor

>cbj and nyi just waiting with the other series' tied
Is it an advantage to rest or will they come out sloppy against teams ready to rumble

see

I don’t even know who they played for.

She can smell that from a mile away, sorry

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How much does she cost?

Unironically good breeding stock at the very least.

Fuck off Boomer. Nobody cares about some random hockey players from the 40s

The metro is setup to be the dominate division based solely no travel time. They fuck over the Atlantic because they have to travel much further north/south, passing over the metro travel zone. The Canes, Bolts, and Panthers should all be in a division with metro teams, and take 3 of the metro teams and move them into the "Atlantic" division. They had it better laid out in the past division alignment.

>James Norris
>legend of hockey
you what

Imagine spending a hundred thousand dollars on plastic surgery and come out looking like this.

When will the Red Wings be good again?

wtf is an icing

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Most played for the Habs, Bruins and Leafs. Redwings had a few legends and the San Jose Sharks too. Blackhawks were always shit.

>Vegas strem is on commercial break
>Shorts strem isn't
Which one is live?

Norris was the Central lad

Usually teams who have had the longer road to the finals win. Not always, but usually.

I expect the Teds to get swept. Not because they'll be over matched per say but because they just had an emotional high of pulling off a huge upset and accomplishing something they've never done before so they won't be focused

replace yotes with helsinki jokerit

I can’t find any pictures of her asshole online

fuck off zoomers. nobody is even on conns smythe's level.

>In February 1917, Smythe earned a Military Cross, when during an attack the Germans counter-attacked with grenades. Smythe ran into the fight and killed three Germans and helped several wounded Canadian soldiers back to safety[16]

Eberle and Lehner are old though

Because shes a classy woman

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ayy
lmao

>hero in the world war that nobody cares about
grim

Depends. If a series goes 7 games and has a lot of OT games, then I would say the team who swept has an advantage. They are just fresher and there is no way around it

absolutely based

Caniacs are the official /hoc/ fanbase

ayy lmao

>teams across 3 time zones
STOP

would absolutely destroy (read: disappoint) that woman

>good breeding stock at the very least

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>Nashville and the California teams having to travel that much back and forth across timezones all the fucking time
They would never go for that.

>karlsson is -5
Gonna be a yikes from me dawg

Literally no one would know this guy and what he had done in the world war I if he didn't play hockey as a past time in the 20s or some shit

SHORKS SHORKS SHORKS

>Because shes a classy woman
>a classy woman
>a woman
That thing's made out of fucking plastic, user. That's not a real woman.

>KNOIGHTS

-2 ankles as well

>demotivationals

i'm sorry did I accidentally time travel back to 2007?

Lehner is 27 and eberle is 28. They have a good amount of age on that team regardless

Not today. Off to bed I go. See you all for game 6

youtube.com/watch?v=J4HB1ImXbZw

hey that's colbert's book, it's actually pretty decent (he would get fired for making that joke now)

they are literally old boomers. the nuhl is meant for 20ish year old turbozoomers.

if you did tell younger me to turn off the xbox 360 so that fire doesn't happen. I miss grandma
also, checked

Thank you for introducing this into my life.

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Probably Eberle is a UFA and will sign with the Rangers

>all these early goals today
I would be so pissed off to give up a goal like 30 seconds into a goddamn game

West is fucked either way. Their travel times make it so they will always be more tired than the East teams. But the main reason to cross time zones was so the sunbelt was quarantined to their own division. Besides, teams cross time zones all the time as it is.

I still can't get over that the lighting got swept in the first round. How does that happen?

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Thinking about Sharks

I doubt he will go, since eberle likes being with the islanders, unlike a certain someone

Cocaine

based Tripp

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Jets will choke. Check em

The fucking NBA playoffs are more appealing this year than the NHL's, and I fucking hate this pavement ape sport.

>NBA playoffs
>appealing

In what universe?

>Celtics winning their series
Neat. After the collapse in the regular season I expected worse.

This years playoffs have been amazing faggot

t. craptors fan

I’ve never hated anything more than I hate this Discover commercial. I want to find a find the people that made it and throttle each one.

Seething Alberton

so impressed that leafs consistently up the bar for abhorrent posts

im just going to you this post too since everybody else is

>bounce bounce bounce
>score
>bounce bounce bounce
>score
>bounce bounce bounce
>score
>bounce bounce bounce
>foul
>bounce bounce bounce
>SLAM DUNK
>bounce bounce bounce
>miss, rebound, score
>bounce bounce bounce
>
>
>

I just saved you from watching more.

>NBA playoffs
>more appealing
>appealing at all
SHOO
SHOO
NOT FOR YOU

>massive homer back in 2002
no wonder he is so biased

I agree with the leaf. Honestly upsets get tiring. Hockey loses some its credibility when the best team on the planet loses in the first round. It's not mystical if it happens all the time. Why even have a fucking regular season if thia shit can happen baka. I come to see the BEST teams win titles. Not meme teams with puckluck and onions youth power

Nice b8

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t.SEETHING blots fan

Dumb Lakelander

why even have a first round if upsets didn't happen?

the reason series are 7 games instead of single elimination is so that "puckluck and onions youth power" can't meme one win. The better teams won their series.

>I come to see the BEST teams win titles
so stick to the nba where the script keeps customers like you entertained.

What the hell was his problem? Should he have had sex?

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tripp is literally just there to meme and to bring up stories like the time he had lunch with irbe or something

>There are people on this planet that think upsets in sports are bad
Literally the most boring thing to only ever want the top seeds in the finals

@92171235
surely this must be bait SHAN'T be giving a (You)

this was only the 5th time in nhl history that a 8th seed has swept a first seed
this considers every round of the playoffs, not just the first

the best teams wins the championship every year in every sport

i can understand wanting to see the best teams of the regular season want to face-off in the finals. But the way you know they really are the best teams is if they actually earn their spot in the finals in the first place

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=prDudEIEKVs

>SHORKS UNSHORKING

SHARRRRRKSSSS

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when did kippers start playing drums

>subtle bait
how can an 8 seed play a 1 seed AFTER the first round

I am so fucking sick of high scoring being cheered on here as if it is a good thing. Fucking zoomer pieces of shit are ruining the game I love.

If you told any player from 1913 you want 6 goals a game for you consider a game "good" they would knock your teeth out you pieces of shit are clueless.

What happened to real goalies and real hockey?

nice desu

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>mask your lack of groove and feel by having 60 cymbals and 35 toms

no they're just setting up the shorking for next period

go back to the 1999 season then. You wanted boring hockey? THAT was boring hockey

is this some sort of foot fetish porn

>no wonder he is so biased
>taking irl memes seriously
Is this a multi-level shitpost or are you just retarded?

matched in the SCF

Must resist....weebdom...

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>Hockey loses some its credibility when the best team on the planet loses in the first round.
Maybe they should've tried for more than a single fucking period.
Maybe they should've taken their opponent seriously instead of thinking that they could cruise through the Teds.
Maybe their coach should've adapted to what was happening, at any point in the series, ever.

apologies didn't think of that.
>been a long day

This. Bring back the two line pass rule.

sams choking

>Hockey loses some its credibility when the best team on the planet loses i
>best team
Regular season isn't playoffs nu-fag. This is real hockey, not refpuck (though still kind of refpuck). Regular season winner is usually the best pp team, that is, refpuck babies. Tampa Bay has had a great pp for awhile now, mostly driven by Stamkos, but they aren't a great 5on5 team outside of that refpuck dependence. But playoffs can't become regular season because it would be too hard on the players over an 82 game season, so that's why refs step in and call every little "that's too physical" play.

>expecting a robot to change its programming

>Hockey loses some its credibility when the best team on the planet loses in the first round. It's not mystical if it happens all the time. Why even have a fucking regular season if thia shit can happen baka. I come to see the BEST teams win titles. Not meme teams with puckluck and onions youth power
I think it's time for this again:
youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4

They really need to outlaw fighting in hockey.
Every civilized sport does so. You don't see Ronaldo fighting do you?
How can you even share your sport with children?

Patriotsfags accepted 18-1 better than this.

feel free to throw out a >wongs for getting swept the devlols

cooper was in over his head. he thought by just staying even keel his team would magically wake up

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whos ronaldo?

Got damn y’all fags

Oshie badly injured, pens celebrate. Obsessed scumbagd btfo

hockey is for straight, white, Christian males who live north of the Mason-Dixon Line

Fighting is penalized you retard.

IT'S UP

youtu.be/Huk1jy2uIAw

just wanted to lmao @ the kongs for getting dabbed on all season and then getting dabbed on by the lottery too

Go watch soccer then, soi boy

Now THIS is a BASED post

>share your sport with children
our kids will grow up to not be soft. Also won't grow up in a favela, so there's that too.

What the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=yHvRr6RUk-0

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Also lmaoing @ the Bing Bings cause they thought they were going to get the 1st overall pick. LMAO

would have preferred that over the devlels tbhwyf because fuck melnyk

This is some real 2011 shit.

>Kippers is dead
>/hoc/

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cute siblings, don't know why they're different colors though. possible coal-burning mom

>They really need to outlaw fighting in hockey
It is outlawed you dumb nigger.

Reblog if you’re /lifelong/ and witnessing the 2019 shorkening

mariya is kippers though.

the Second Coming has arisen, bruhthren
>knights
fucking flims has got the First Rounditits
too bad

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is that what he does now?
>she.. shim..
∑?
>round_i_tits

new

Shut the fuck up, retard.

>372 posts

Why do you enjoy pretending to be retarded?

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The sweep gave me ptsd

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>Winnipeg whiteout
>Jets wear their home blue jerseys

Why didn't he score goals? Is it cause he didn't have sex?

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>some retard got a vacation and all 15 of his posts are gone
jej

Also that guy can run up and down stairs really fast

this thread was 20 posts early

this but with the original logo

Geee boys golly just don't pass the puck to Laine

thinking of getting a huawei lads

>pretending not to understand that the post count changes when the lazy mods show up hours after the rest of /hoc/ has moved on to the next thread
Starting to think you're not actually pretending and are actually retarded.

wtf I really want a Huawei p30 pro lads

Name one (1) good thing that would come from that

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what's a mod

the chinese government will appreciate the opportunity to spy on you

Nathan Byrd is clearly a reddit poster

your average fucking sharks fan

>blues literally moving the goal posts

N O
G O A L

Meme goal

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>oshie is not playing any time soon
yikes

good goal tbdesu

One timer goal

Is that because instead of askng forgivness he asked permission?

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SAM BTFO

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>ek65 own goal

feelin bad for him desu

My wifes son and our daughter.

hes allowed more goals than jones

yikes

>it was 2 to 0

It was an extremely plebbit thing to say

DOES LAINE KNOW HOW TO AIM FOR THE FUCKING NET

>jest moving their goal into the puck
>jest making stellar goal line saves in the blues crease

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>vinnabeg

Yes he is the youngest goal scorer to hit the net more than any canadien faggot

LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE. LAINE SHOOTS WIDE.

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if you buy a huawei do you get to fugg her asking for a friend.

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Ehlers done for how important is he to the Sams I don’t see many of their games

jest lol

SAM

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>Sam
>Sam
>Sam
lmao if he had a wife she would be getting HEEMED

Jesus christ Winnifags kys

>jests

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HOLY FUCK
SAM BTFO
>IT WAS 2-0
>THE ABSOLUTE GASHUFFING SHANTY OF WINNIGGERPEG

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GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
ARE YOU WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW

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you know it

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>Let's go Blues! Let's go Blues! Say it with me user!

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Yes indeed
>sam

Based canes
C'mon blues
Stop fucking around vegas

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Refs had it in for Sam and the boys. Sad to watch to be quite honest...

They had a 2-0 lead at home and BLEW IT

>hellecuck

S H O T
D O W N

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Jets got a way with quite a bit in that game. Gary wanted them to win, but they blew it.

Fuck Winnipeg. Gotta cheer for my brethren

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>Sam shot down by SAM

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Jesse BTFO

Sam wtf i thought you said the jets are gonna win the cup

it was 2-0

AHAHAHHAAH

and they would win four straight. Looks like they won't even get one ever.

reminder that laine had a chance to put the blues away but missed the net entirely

2/3
Now if shorks elimination day can happen it will be another perfect day

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>jest

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haha

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Who is the most clutch team in the NHL right now and why is it the Blues?

its perfect if reddit showers lose

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>being this wrong

>not wanting more of the best series in the playoffs
Retard

imagine being sam literally have nothing to wake up for in the mornings

>Tranpa Gay Dolts

EXCELLENT post

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I miss the 2011 Cucks shitposting more than anything.

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I'm actually seething I cannot fucking believe it was ANOTHER last second 3rd period choke. They dont deserve to go past the first round, they've been doing this shit for months with zero indication of trying to fix it. Fucking retarded holy goddamn

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hey dudes just got home from work last i checked my jets were up 2-0, how are my jets doing???

>not wanting to greentext >shorks
Gayfag

>knowing good hockey
based

don't mind me just using the heat from your head to toast this mallow lol

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where are the reddit posts, i need salt

*thunderstruck starts playing*

>wienerpeg

I want to >shorks in a game 7

i really wish someone would put in 20 hours of work and boomify the entire image in mspaint
theres too much good shit going on in it

How bout you fuck off back to /reddit/nigger

Do chugs use Reddit?

Hey, Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year

Kick me outta the subreddit I don't give a fuck. Chevy is a retard for still employing Trouba. Pomo is retarded for having Trouba out there with 30 seconds left. Trouba is what he is in his own end, plain as fuck to see all year long, he doesn't give a fuck obviously but both of his bosses are fucking disappointing retards for having him out there in that situation in the first place. Like fuck there were no warning signs.

At least its being put to good use

haha :^)

Winnipeg more like LOSEipeg

>where are the reddit posts, i need salt
If you want to see reddit posts then kindly fuck off there and never come back

JEST BTFO

>91

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yeah I'm thinking this is based

>Kick me outta the subreddit I don't give a fuck
based, he'll probably be on 4channel within the week

oh no

oH NO NO NO NO

look at this DUDE

LOOK AT HIS FACE

bruh
*wheeze*
bruh

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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laine is overrated shit

GIGGEL

kek

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based and redpilled

Unironically would rather see the Blues or Teds win the Cup over a Canadian team

anyone had sleeman clear 2.0? is it any good? need to lose weight but i can't stop drinking beer

tbhon?

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vanpooper fans still seething lmfao

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but how could anyone overcome the monsters that are Toronto, Calgary and Winnipeg though

to be real hon with you lad. Fuck Toronto, Fuck Alberta. Don't care about Chugville

just drink grain liquor

someone pulled the fire alarm and now I can't hear hockey

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farted like a minute ago and it has some real hang time

>town called winnipeg
>loses
What did they mean by this?

>watching hackey in an elementary school

based laffsnet

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>parqatment buildings don't have fire alarms

I've been drinking whiskey but its just not the same as an ice cold beer

>not having a soundbar he can turn loud enough to make the ground rumble

wait wait hold on HAHAHAHAHahahaHAH *wheezes* just HOL up a second seriously HAHAHAh I CANT breathe fucking stop

you mean to TELL ME that a JET cannot beat a MUSIC NOTE?

ohnonononononNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gasps* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHONNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Never lived in one to be desu

>a MUSIC NOTE
is that what the fuck that is

switch to vodka, less calories by abv% and if you drink as much as I'm assuming you do (as much as me) it adds up real quick

At least Laine can focus on the latest Fortnite season

The caloric difference between light beer and vodka isn't as much as you think it is. If your daily caloric intake can afford the calories from vodka it can afford slight more calories and the carbs from beer.

>parqatment
what the fuck is that?

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Chug planes can barely fly and you expect them to break the sound barrier

Are you talling me that a fighter jet can't be a music genre....?? oH NONONONONONOON HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao dude

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...

>literally called The Blues
>historical jazz city
>"is that what the fuck that is"
and they say Americans are dense

i meant drink like everclear since he can drink less but get the same buzz but if its the cold beer taste and sensation you want then options are limited

personally i can't take those light beers i just end up drinking more that way

>all those seething retards bitching in SN's post comments that Foegele didn't get a 5-minute major for having Oshie fucking fall down in front of him after a light push to the hip five feet away from the boards
Starting to think that people who actually understand how hockey is supposed to be called are a rarity.

i know all about calories by abv% but my problem is i just miss beer so much.
vodka is like 60 cals/ounce and a sleeman clear is 80 cals/bottle, if it tastes decent itll be worth it to me

Hard not to cheer for vegas after that gutsy PK

You may want to have a seat, user.

>implying i know anything historic about american cities

yeah i'm with you but beer certainly does make a fat boy

>historical jazz city
>called the blues
two different genres

you literally just have to have watched a tv show in the past 40 years

Not at all

i just eat less during the day i know im gonna wanna drink a ton of beer

autism

thinking the blues should lose so we can continue being cupless buddies

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t-thanks pal...

1.5oz 80 proof vodka is 97 calories.
1.5oz Everclear 151 is 190 calories
1.5oz Everclear 190 is 226 calories
12oz Bud Light is 145 calories. The difference is marginal considering it's all empty calories and you're still going to be blowing your daily intake with 600calories of vodka or 800 in beer.

>cupless buddies
saddest hockey-related thing I've ever heard

not really, they're very close

Got that switched. Bud Light is 110, Bud Heavy is 145. Even better argument for light beer.

Kinda gay desu

the stronger the alcohol the more calories, there's no getting around that. the trick is to find a drink that gets most of its calories from the alcohol and not other things, which is where beer usually falls short
light beer has less calories but less alcohol than regular beer so it's usually a wash, unless the beer is brewed specifically to have a higher alcohol concentration per calorie.
that's why i was looking into sleeman clear, its 4% at 80 cals/bottle

>they're very close
>both nigger genres
apes don't have much range in thought let alone music

Well yeah you can't get more efficient than Everclear 190, literally 95% alcohol but you're also drinking Everclear 190 which isn't a fun thing to do. Drink something you actually enjoy to sacrifice a little bit of efficiency. Just work out before drinking and the caloric/carb intake doesn't matter anymore.

>two jerkoffs calorie-counting their alcohol intake
SHANT be staying in this boring, one-foot-in-the-grave thread

Woah user there's no need to bring in racism like that