BLUES @ JETS GAMETHREAD

go away knigger

whos /ourguy/ rooting for?

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GO JETS

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blues desu

HEY LAINE AIM FOR THE FUCKING NET.HEY LAINE AIM FOR THE FUCKING NET. HEY LAINE AIM FOR THE FUCKING NET. HEY LAINE AIM FOR THE FUCKING NET. HEY LAINE AIM FOR THE FUCKING NET. HEY LAINE AIM FOR THE FUCKING NET.

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LAINE SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR

laine was just saving up his power for the playoffs

irrelevant teams, the series

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avs and flames was yesterday

>jets arena white out
>blues are in white

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high iq icing

The ultimate goalie. Thoughts?

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unbeatable in the butterfly. Thighs goes to the top corners

blame the chel for making home away white like a bunch of faggots

imagine what her asshole smells like

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Just set her down with an overhead crane each period and laugh as pucks get lost in the folds

>get penalty for delay of game

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>time to pull the goalie
>takes 5 minutes

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

the blose are trash

Would she be a good goalie?

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penulty for widening the crease

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ST LOUIS HAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s looking a little crowded in the crease

>TAINT POOIS

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

and the goal

SQUEEZED RIGHT UNDER HIS PAD

Gimmickton S H O O K

anyone at the whiteout rn?

>almost ruins your good start
Nothing personal Winnipeg.

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what happened

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THIRD WHEELER

Made a terrible pinch, giving the Blues a good 2on1 chance, then came back and made a lazy play behind the net, giving the Blues another good chance.

>bloos collapsing after going up 2-0 in the series again
This episode is good but it's getting a little stale seeing it every year

he's still recovering from the mental effort this goal required

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im going to fucking kill myself

jets 2bh lads

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what are you drinking lads?
for me, it's a 40 of ballantine ale

>winnipeg is racist!!!

this series is weird.
I'm fairly convinced that both these teams are shit.

>jets getting away with everything
Guess Gary wants a Canadian team in the 2nd round.

Im going to fall asleep

WHAT

LOL

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ah yes jest with the rare own save

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Hayes still has the >rags stink on him

jesus christ

>Hayes stealing his own goal
Might come back to haunt him.

>islay
based and peatpilled

>having two first names

PARALLAX

nice pooperplay jests lmao

Nice dead thread

nobody gives a shit about taint poouis

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>rags

>Blues have the most casual, non-existant fan base on /hoc/
Not surprising. They only show up when their team is winning, and even then I don't think even half of them are actual Blues fans, just people who don't like the Jets/Canadian teams.

busy drinking myself to death desu

When will this team stop letting me down

there is definitely one real bloos fangay on /hoc/
that poor sob

this bitch definitely hits the pipe. would let her tongue my asshole though

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I kind of wanted to go to one of the street parties but i'm scared of getting stabbed by a native desu.

a little twink like you should be scared sam

oof

There it is lads

blues please win

>PUCK OVER GLASS
>HEY REF, KISS MY A-A-A

Woah this thread is even more dead than Flames/Avs

People actually watch the game compared to meme teams like Columbus or Carolina where fans just care about ebin memes and not the hockey

Right, SURELY that must be it. Cope

>Columbus
>Meme team
Pick one

People are only in those threads for ebin Ted posting

>JESTS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Obvious no goal

PLEASE LET US HAVE IT

Dat counts

Thinking the net was off

>TAINT BLEWIS

gary frantically trying to decide how to direct the script

"no"

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Mick MaGoo say is goal please

wew fucking lad

The net was off but ok

>IT WAS 2-0
>SAM BTFO

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES

HELL YES

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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good call honestly, glad they got it right

Horrible call, obvious refpuck, it St Louis really that big enough of a market for the NHL to push like this?

go to the whiteout you pussy

laine it's time for you to score

same call was made against the leafs, at least they're consistent

Yeah I mean it went where the net was supposed to be

OT pls

Sundqvist is the softest player on the ice by far. Guy falls down from the smallest push.

FUCKING HIT THE NET LAINE FUCK!!

pls no i have to sleep sometime

>another OT finish
loving this round lads

>its another Jets have a stroke and shit their pants in the 3rd episode

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>phone rings
>ignore it because you are a video replay official trying to determine if a 3rd period game-tying goal is legit
>eventually award the goal
>look at your phone to see who called
>see this

wot do?

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Laine's done. He was good the last couple games because he didn't bring his xbox and went cold turkey on fortnite. Worked for the few days, but then he came home and binged on Fortnite late into the night. He's basically playing on 4 hours of sleep right now.

morrisey basically threw his stick there but whatever

Horseshit call nhl hates winnipeg

This is why boomers continue to dominate sports despite being old.

buff shitting the bed pretty hard

Jon Hamm is a big Blues fan. Do the Jest have any celebrity fans?

wow fuck laine

ehlers is a fucking trooper

straight up warrior

Good goal on the net call. Real justice cause of a chimpout

Hea unironically horrible defensively. He can only pivot in one direction

>Tweaked his leg with a boo boo
What a pussy

OHNONONONONONONO

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FUCK SAKES JETS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Simply pathetic

>canadian hockey

JEST BTFO

COPE POSTING SCHIZOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

FIFTEEN SECONDS OOHHHH NO NO NO

Fuck sakes
every 3 period

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

PFFFFFAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Getting a touch dissapointed mate

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES

If you defeat your enemies at home, you lose

>Fans won't even stay for the last 15 seconds
OH NO NO NO

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>JESTS
JESTS
>JESTS
JESTS
>JESTS
JESTS
>JESTS
JESTS

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lol the absolute state of Canada

welp. this series is over

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Would be tied if Hayes hadn't >rags'd himself

What was that Guns N Roses song just now?

AGHHAHGAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SAM BTFO
SAM BTFO
SAM BTFO

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>buff skating through at the end looking to start something
WORLD STARRRRRRR

WHITE.COM

lmao

november rain

AHAHAHAHA

Just tear the fans hearts out at the end why don't you, what was that

Every fucking 3rd period holy motherfuck I cant fucking stand this shit

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

WIENERPEG

SHITTERPEG

CuCKERPEG

POOPERPEG

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWN THE FUCK OUT

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As is tradition

sad!

Winnipeg losing to a peg
>Change the city name desu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Are white people really scared of "us" like that?
Sorry

You're a dirty prairie nigger and every single person in Winnipeg fucking hates you guys.

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I never used to be, but after I started really paying attention to the news and noticed just how frequent
>aboriginal in appearance
>selkirk ave
>north end of winnipeg
is when hearing about really awful shit.