Hi, why don't you take a seat

>Hi, why don't you take a seat

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>w-where's ole?

>...boss?

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>I saw your posts on Yea Forums about some rapist being better than me. What's going on?

too busy with your wife

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what in the fuck am i looking at

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Appearance bonuses will be paid in Sprite.

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i'm sorry mr messi sir, i have no idea where your monitor went. would you like some pizza?

that's a glitch

Messi sees the code around us, he doesn't need a monitor

some elite level cup stacking right there

two remotes, no screen.

when the teacher is hung over and so announces computer time but you already finished your 500 word essay last night

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In the realm beyond?

that is probably her brother

okay sir, here you go : pizza de queso + 1.5L bottle of sprite
that will be 1 UCL cup + tip

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who drinks 1.5L by himself

men

messi

propa 'ard men to be specific

EL ESCRITORIO

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He can put it in the fridge for later? Pizza places always sell the huge ass bottles so they can charge more.

>1.5L
what is that? like three cups?
three cups of soda is necessary to slosh down chain pizza "cheese"

it would not be possible to make that post more American

It was just a prank

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so much freedom in one post