Whats on your mind user

hey Mike, listen to THIS!!

*farts into the phone*

Hey Mike, if Tim Tebow works out for the Mets this year, should they think about signing Kaep, too? Maybe Mark Sanchez? I'll hang up and listen to your ansuh, thanks.

Hey Mike, I've always wondered but is there more to life besides growing up, getting a degree to then go into debt, getting into a boring job with just enough money to live but not enough money to be well off. Then getting married and raising a daughter to then go through the same process and then letting a stranger fuck her. Tell me there is more to this

Hey Mike, I was watching the Yanks game last night with my buddy Joey. After Gardy hit that grand slam, my buddy got out his phone and showed me national crime statistics. Isn't crazy to think that only 13% of the overall population accounts for over 57% of all violent crimes? What's your thoughts, Mike? I'll hang up and listen. Thanks.

hey mike do you think it's possible for manchester city to go 38-0 in the prem next year, after all, they did get over 100 points last season?

my crippling depression, anxiety, gambling/alcohol/food addictions, wasting money, not having enough money to go to the brothel, porn addiction, rape.

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hey mike, i'm gonna email you a pic of hope solo tell me what ya think. hanging up in 3..2..1

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the moon is fucking bright tonight what the hell is up with that?

Mike I gotta pee really bad, I’ll hang up n go pee

Hey mike long time listener first time listener

Do you think the Saint Louis blues ever hang out with the Utah jazz and if so what do they listen to thank I'll stay on the line

Mike can you explain the point after touchdown rules of football to me? I just don’t get it. Be right back my wife is yelling at me.

based goosey

so.. who do you got, mike? tottenham or ajax and will barca go on even though they're up against a tough liverpool squad or will they slip?

Hey mikey, just want to repeat what an earlier caller said about that moon, the thing about it being real bright. yeah, I been looking it at for a while now it's like the sun the thing lit up my whole yard tonight, don't remember it being this bright last week. looks like a big story, what are da chances it's da end of the world? I'll hang up and listen

Good morning Michael. I've listened to your show for a long time but this is actually the first time I've ever called in with a question!

I'm currently living with my parents in the house I was born in but my mother seems to be increasingly frustrated by the fact I am an anime aficionado currently between jobs. I argue that due to my size and borderline learning disability, finding gainful employment is too difficult, especially aged 35. My question is this;

If I were to take up an unpaid position working for a well known anime imageboard, do you think my parents would respect me more as an idividual, or would I need to take down my hentai posters too?

Anime? We're not doing anime today, okeh...

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you waited on the line for 2 hours for that ?

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You didn't get through, user. Nobody heard you.