Eternal Arsenal Thread

This post is kinda sad

Never post that again

Your mum isn't available atm tho, she's serving Tyrone's gang.

Nah. How about you actually explain to me how Arsecucks can win against a better team than them, especially when it's two-legged? Even if you somehow luck past Valencia you'll lose to Chelsea so hard it'll be a record loss in a Mickey Mouse final.

Not an argument.

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Arsenal beat Chelsea 2-0 last time they played

You think that'd happen again when the EL isn't played at either home and is played in a neutral ground? Arselel will get twatted even if they get past Valencia (which they won't, screencap this).

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Have sex

Why are you even replying to her?

They won their last two away games though
the curse is gone

Winning 1-0 against a 10 man Watford and a shit Italian side isn't breaking statistical facts, especially when they lost to >NEVERTON. Just saying, Arsecucks will lose to Valencia and will drop down to 6th in the league whilst relevant clubs will win the title and challenge for CL. City are gonna crumble now, Spurs will thrash them and United will at least draw with them. We'll go on and win our easy remaining games and the title is ours. Can't wait for the film plans to be made. Call it 'Justice' or something.

Jewmaican, please put your trip back on.

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>h-he's a flop

You are a Liverpool fan?
What's your beef with Arsenal?!

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I'm not Jewmaican, that guy is literally a reason I mock Arsecucks so hard. You guys let a tripfag City supporter pretend to be one of you lmao. He's so pathetic. Only thing worse than being an Arsecuck fan is PRETENDING to be one.

Ah yes, the famous 'Most Wins In First 50 Games' Trophy. Wonderful stuff. Goes alongside the 'Reached CL Final' trophy lmao.

3rd place and a EL win please.

He's Jewmaican using his WDA alter ego, please ignore.

Yes, I support a relevant club. Don't have a problem with Arsenal, have a problem with their ''''fans'''' who think they're entitled to everything because of some reason, who shit on all their players and are so fairweather that it's disgusting.

No I'm not you fucking cunt. Fuck Jewmaican.

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FAO Jewmaican. Fuck off and never come back. This isn't your personal blog you queer and no one cares about you.

So is back 3 the best formation?

Is it me or is the atmosphere on this thread super bad

Shut the fuck up

It's always like this after a win.

vamos a por ti unai, hijo de puta

>keeping clean sheets away

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What did Torreira mean by this?

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>people think I'm Jewmaican
Well that's a benefit for me I guess, since fuck City supporters. Typical retarded Arsecuck fans who don't know who is who. Anyway, enjoy losing to Crystal Palace on Sunday. Will be top wew. We'll be beating Cardiff and sealing the title after Shitty lose to Spuds (again).

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a unai se le respeta, tolai

Wait, did Monreal really leave the game midway to take a shit?

"relevant club" yeah mate enjoy these years because before long you'll crawl back into your hole of mediocrity, shit fans and you're gonna win nothing because klopp has a 2nd place mentality

Emery IN.

Oh scary anonymous internet guy. Kys.

Europa league final, Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea, 90+4, 1 sub left.
Could bring on another defender but nah chooses to sub Rambo on, crutches and all, round of applause before the final whistle go.
D A N K

que se vaya a correr por la banda de su puta madre

Celebrating the win with some sushi lads
>tuna roll
>spicy yellowtail

Uh-huh. While we're claiming the title and going for our 5th CL win, you're doing what, exactly? Hoping against hope you can luck past Valencia and then beat a Chelsea team that is scoring for fun? Yeah, sure your 'mighty' £110m front two will be scoring loads. I mean, after all, they managed to shoot 6(SIX) times this match! Wow, you even managed over 30% possession, 33%!!!! Based! Emery IN! Mickey Mouse Trophy CONFIRMED! Anyway I'm done here.

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>Liverpool Fan
>Thinking someone else's fans act entitled

I have to believe you are trolling, because I don't want to believe anyone could be this unself-aware.

>While we're claiming the title and going for our 5th CL win
m8........

why would a liverpool fan hate arsenal? seems a bit strange

maybe

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He's not a Liverpool fan. >We ain't uppity faggots like him.

>He's not a Liverpool fan
yes he is, he's a regular shitposter.

FUCK ramshit. Imagine he was on 400k a week and his hamstring went again at the most important time of the season. Always just when he gets a bit of form back.

Good riddance

This is why Emery has been playing him. Better for him to get injured than somebody like Ozil. That's why he's played most games. He's been good, he isn't being lazy knowing he's leaving, he takes injuries over others. Honestly play either Mkhity or Ozil if you can't. If you want to rest those, play Sheaf or Willock. Or, better still, play Iwobi further forward, essentially as a further back No.9. Or No.10.

>play Iwobi
Lad...

Interesting how Mkhitaryan is pure shit 99% of the time but every time he plays with Ozil he turns into Messi.

I mean other than those I mentioned. As in, if a ''''youth'''' needs ot be played.

Emery doesn't seem to notice. He should play Ozil and Mkhty now than Ramsey is dead. Throw in Xhaka and Torreia for memes. Then play Obama and Laca up front. Do 4-4-2. Have Ozil and Mkhty float out wide if need be.

His winter was shit. As soon as he fixes that we could challenge for the PL. Hes definitely not a bad coach

If he can turn around our winter slumps and dogshit away form we'll actually be competitive again.

You now remember that Klopp got Liverpool to the EL final in his 1st season but lost. If Emery wins it in his first season not only would he achieve what this "all great" Klopp couldn't but he'd also have won an actual trophy. Don't expect anyone to give him credit for it though. Remember being Liverpool and not winning anything > any team actually winning anything according to the media. Mouyes won a treble yet Klopp got all the ratings instead.

I don't think Arsenal will win the EL. I think they'll lose quite badly to Valencia. I dunno how other teams are getting such easy draws. Chelsea will thrash Frankfurt and then boom, even if we get past, we lose (due to neutral stadium). Liverpool winning the CL and PL would be unbearable and I'm worried they will. City winning the title means you go 'well they're an oilc lub' but Liverpool will be hailed as this local club that uses local players and not money to succeed and how wonderful their diversity is and such. Spurs could also win the CL which would means that >we are utterly irrelevant in European football.

The dubs have spoken

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also Spuds
Bottleham regularly fuck up every chance they get to win any kind of trophy (even league cup) yet poochettino and that whole bunch of bottlers are praised for putting pressure on actual competitors and ALMOST winning.

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>5 league games to go
>4th place in the league
>in the Europa League semi-finals
Cheer up you moody twats. This is about as good a position as any of us could have hoped for at the beginning of the season.

I'm happy, would have liked the end of the season not to be a butt clencher but that's ok. Wish we beat Everton and Spurs and this would be so much easier

Season isn't over buddy

all can come crashing down

Anyone here good at Calculus?

Except of those five league games, four are away. Which are easily lost. Furthermore, Liverpool are going to win the league because City are dead morale wise. Bad news for our resident shitposting tripfag. But the worse thing is Liverpoo might win the CL or Spurs might either. Chelsea will win the EL.

>unironically replying to anime white supremacist

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Europa league semi finals! What am achievemnt! ... lmao XD

Typical fair weather spee, any trophy manure or poo contests in is prestigious but when Arse has a chance it is Mickey Mouse cup.
OBSESSED

>It’s said that Arsenal have already held transfer talks with Jordan Veretout’s agent. He supposedly travelled to London to watch the Gunners’ 2-0 win over Napoli in the first leg of their EL quarter-final clash. Calciomercato claims he is being lined up to replace Aaron Ramsey.

literally who

>google him
>labelled as Aston Villa font

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As a result of our progression to the Europa League semi-finals, our away fixture at Leicester City has been rescheduled as under:

Leicester City v Arsenal
Sunday, April 28 (originally Monday, April 29)
Kick off: 12.00pm
Live on: Sky Sports

I’m playing D&D that day too going to be based

>Arsenal have conceded just 1 goal in their last 7 games

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Surely we can fool one team into buying him

Should have left him in allahland when >we had that friendly

Sokratis
Serving second of two-match Premier League suspension.

Aaron Ramsey
Left hamstring. Will be assessed over the forthcoming days. Will miss Sunday’s match.

Granit Xhaka
Hip. Being assessed ahead of Crystal Palace (h) on Sunday.

Denis Suarez
Groin. Being assessed ahead of Crystal Palace (h) on Sunday.

>Denis Suarez already getting injured
Just

Reminder if you injure a loaned player you have to buy him

Fuck off Denis

Arsenal have confirmed Ramsey is out of Crystal Palace, as widely expected. Still being assessed. Xhaka also a doubt with hip injury. Torreira has also been suffering with a groin problem.

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I play DND every Friday night dawg it’s dope. What kind of character are you playing

>3 core players injured at the most crucial stage of the season
-.-

>Jordan Veretout
kek. Why are we linked to so many Serie A nerds

I’m the DM

Watch Gommora

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Hope Sandro leaves juve and we pick him up

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I’m the only one autistic or creative enough to make storylines and do more than one NPC voice. Also I bought all the books we use and taught them how to play so I kind of need to. How about you lad?

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You moved on with the times?
I’m still using D&D 4th edition, FR setting just with some Pathfinder rules overlaid.
Neither myself or my group liked 5th.

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Pathfinder with some house rules; I’m also trying to persuade the lads to switch to Call of Cthulhu because I bought the 7th edition book. We tried it twice and it’s great but they don’t want to fully switch yet. We did try 5e when it was new and didn’t care for it at all.

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Have you fapped to baba's new feet pics yet?

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Why do girls think it's acceptable to defile their feet with disgusting trashy tattoos?

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Dybala IN lads

>that little toe
wtf

He's trending right now too because of this and his subsequent tweets

dude, she is a nasty skank with fucked up titties, you can fap to better hoes online.

but those hoes aren't Arsenal fans

Literally who can stop us next season?

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Ndombele is not a CB

injuries, teams with decent full backs

Based cesc

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>Denis Suarez
He's still here, wtf?

Rabiot has to play

He's so clearly still a Gunner in his replies, I do miss the bastard but I reckon Wenger (even though he's persona non grata here) was directly hinting at something when he said Cesc had decided to go to Chelsea even before Arsenal - who had first refusal - got involved.

who is she?

A great Arsenal fan who use to post here, who found a bf here but this place became so toxic she stopped coming

i've had the urge to try to talk to her for years but i don't trust that bitch

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>Except of those five league games, four are away
No, only three are. We play Crystal Palace and Brighton at home.

>girl not only posting but tripping on 4chinks
What’s not to trust m8 I’m sure she isn’t absolutely mental

her boyfriend drove her crazy desu

why show cleavage when your tits are like that though

Haha are you 12 wtf

>being a baba apologist

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She didn't do much wrong desu
wish i had still had the screenshots of the big fight she and her ex had, but that was two computers ago

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>Rabiot on the right
>Ndombele as a centre-back
>33 year old Monreal
>34 year old Koscielny
>Auba as an inside forward on the right wing
Literal retard.

I remember it all being extremely unseemly. Not to mention those deeply unflattering nudes he leaked.

He was a right cunt

little odd that you know so much about this random tripfag from years ago. I don't post here much anymore, but do people in arse threads know this much about Jewmaican? like where you're from, social media, etc.?

don't wish you any ill will, it's just weird to think about

just know the part of england he lives in

no, people like to say they do but no
like the relationship we have here, i'm content with this level of it

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it seems that you are an old fag in Yea Forums
do you recall, by any chance, an user named UTV, posting in football manager thread, back in 2013, and a faggot being obsessed with him?!
i got a PDF contained all kind of bullshit about this UTV, written by that obsessed faggot
is it true?

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Yeah, I remember downloading it but I didn't read it fully, it was very odd

The fan is coming out tonight lads. Too fucking hot.

Yes. The Philmarillion. It was glorious. Doesn't feel like it was that long ago.

duded was crazy
printing UTV posts and attaching them to his belt
>pic related

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I don't remember this
wtf lol
thats brilliant

>turn the fan on
its too cold
>turn the fan off
its too hot

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I always figured that was UTV himself doing this autistic stuff the "le epic lulz". Guess I'm cynical like that.

>i'm content with this level of it

Cool. Was just wondering because there've been some Yea Forums tripfag posters in the past that end up getting a weird cult following, like Tensnake

That's why you have a blanket. It balances the warmth and coldness.

I remember it happening but never had the pdf do you still have it?

>Zaha insisting he has to leave
Should >we sign him or let Chelsea spend >£2m more and see him play there

Until the board is gone and has a chairman willing to invest whatever is needed to get players, it's going to be like 2007 tier Arsenal from now on because there is no longer Wenger who, like it or not, had clout compared to Memery who doesn't. No matter what happens, Arsenal and the fans lose out.

>Emery wins EL and gets Top 4
>Well you don't need money then to compete, so do it again, use the youths that we have to fill gaps, sell players to reduce the wage budget

>Emery doesn't win EL (likely) and doesn't get Top 4 (even more likely)
>We don't want to provide funds for a manager who can't even do minor achievements. Look at Leicester, they managed it. You'll have to go without.
Also, since Arsenal aren't confirmed to be in CL, he won't be joining anyway.

>tfw knew this all but wanted to inspire conversation

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If Villareal didnt choke so hard Arsenal will be having Santi Cazorla playing a professional match in the stadium again.

Litterally rent free he’s ‘ating a neutral team for some reason probably an ulterior reason

Yeah it’s bizarre never a traditional rival other than been dabbed on in 89 in the most famous finish ever

And yet him and Fitizen have been doing it for years. So, obviously doing it for lulz.

He’s just a literal by definition mong. City think the >agueroooo was more famous but the 89 Arsenal was fucking at Anfield and needing 2 Thomas is the most dramatic goal ever.

Made a thread

Fuck baba she was an attention-whoring slag from the start, glad her nudes leaked she had every tripfag clown on the tc spun on her finger it was pathetic

>baba
Whom?

Happy 420 lads
Hope to see some of you in hyde park later even though I won't even know who you are

>Arsenal and Everton are considering a £13m move for Fortuna Dusseldorf's Belgian forward Benito Raman, 24
Ah yes. Just what Arsenal need, a guy with 9 goals in 24 games in the Farmers League.

>Arsenal are interested in signing 25-year-old Hoffenheim and Germany forward Kerem Demirbay for £22m as a replacement for departing Wales midfielder Aaron Ramsey.
Ah yes, just what Arsenal need, a guy with 12 goals in 63 games in the Farmers League (also proof that Arsenal are going to replace Ramsey with a FW player and hence why I said Kroos)

>Arsenal target Nicolas Tagliafico, 26, has rejected the offer of a new deal at Ajax but his representative, Ricardo Schlieper, has hinted that the Argentine defender favours a move to Italy.
Can't cross. Can't run fast. Can't pass. Can't jump. Best qualities is he can tackle and can run a fair bit. He can at least play nearly anywhere on the left as well. So, not bad I guess, but is literally mid-tier PL signing you'd expect Everton to make.

On top of all this, Lacazette is apparently complaining about his lack of playing time. Obama has complained about him not playing with Lacazette regularly like he wants to. The solution isn't to sign another load of crap strikers when we have Iwobi, Welbeck and Nkheita or w/e his name is. Fuck sake. If you're gonna buy a player, sign a world class striker. Not another Perez.

zoomer newfags out

Get a job hippie scum

Last genuine quality signing we made was sanchez lmao, you should have no faith in the recruitment policy of this club when we went all out for fucking perisic

>not Obama
Obama is literally on course to score 50 goals quicker than Henry. But no, I don't.

Auba is a shit tap in merchant m8

I would like to remind everyone that Emery won't have power over transfers and they were supposed to be made between Sanlehi-Mislintat-Emery; Mislintat ragequitted because he didn't had enough power so we can't really tell who is in charge

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And yet he's able to tap in and score goals. Which Arsenal have been missing for a decade. Him and Laca need to be played together week in week out. But no, Emery is a retard. The dude has contributed more goals, either via assists or goals, than any other Arsenal player. He's been involved with 40 odd goals since he joined. Which is vastly superior to 'Hope Kosc does an overhead kick to draw with Sunderland'.

Mislintat would have made us relevant again but he ragequitted like a bitch. Nobody else has the eye for talent like him so the next 10 years is gonna be hell.

ANM has been decent for Arsenal but decent isn't good enough. What happened to Lichenstiener? How long is Bellerin out?

LichStain is absolutely atrocious, i hope i don't have to see him play ever again

i'm scared about a super cup against spuds

Dude was signed literally just to play League Cup games over Bellerin who played like 58 games last season. But ANM instead stepped up to the plate and Lichenstien can at least give advice to the guys.

>the professional scouting department of Arsenal

Auba has been in obvious decline for the past year. Next year he will be even worse.

Auba literally makes it so that we can't advance into the final third since he can't hold the ball up, win aerial duels or dribble into the box. Other than getting on the end of low crosses, or heading the ball out of his own box, he is near useless, and he misses those low crosses all the time.

Auba is not good enough and he's declining. He makes our attack better at the moment only because our wide players are terrible so he is the only outlet along with Lacazette (also poor).

The team needs special players and Auba is not special.

>Him and Laca need to be played together week in week out. But no, Emery is a retard.
Emery's never going to start two strikers every week. He's never going to start one striker every week. Emery's style is that he has no style. He chops and changes according to the demands of the game. The big advantage to this is that it allows more rotation and prevents key players from running themselves into the ground (it's no coincidence that this is probably Ramsey's most injury-free season for us), which used to be a massive problem under Wenger. It also means we're developing a mindset where we're not dependant on stars to win us games - the squad has a very collective mindset.

Club isn't special enough or has the money to do that. Auba and Laca need to play regularly and I think we better wing service shit would change. But alas, not gonna happen. We're a midtable team and they're good players for a midtable team. End of.

Remember when >our strikers were literally Giroud and no one else maybe sometimes Walcott? Now >we have Auba and Lacazette and it’s time to cycle them both out already? No money lads certainly not for a striker better enjoy them.

Except it's causing dressing room issues. Laca is complaining about lack of playing time and is signalling he wants to leave for more regular game time. Obama has literally complained about how he wants to play with Laca and that is his preferred way of playing and said that Emery won't like him saying that. While you're right that is essentially going 'I'm the boss, not you' it could end up hurting the team because it means they start looking elsewhere. I dunno if Obama will leave as he has a few seasons left in him before his gimmick dies (unless, of course, he can keep it up) but there isn't the money to fund £80m+ strikers. Or, more specifically, there is but it won't be given.

Exactly which is what I was saying.

Giroud and Walcott at their heights were better team players and created more of an overall goal threat with the rest of the team compared to what he have now. Don't forget how dominant technically we were against teams (even if we got shat on on occasion) pre-2016, even if you take Sanchez out of the equation.

>Since his debut for Arsenal in August 2017, Alexandre Lacazette has had a hand in 46 goals in all competitions (33 goals, 13 assists), more than any other player for the club.
>La-cc-a d-d-doesn't contribute t-t-to the team
Come on.

How many did Giroud have in his first 2 seasons? Serious question, I don't know but I'm willing to bet it's similar.

I didn't say he doesn't contribute, he just is technically weak compared to what we have had and what we need. He's better at hold up play than Auba but not by much, he loses the ball easily trying simple passes or poor dribbles, similarly to Sanchez but far, far worse and slower.

30 goals 9 assists in his first two seasons (55 games total). So he did similar Lacazette (I dunno if 55 is all games including assists I am assuming so). Lacazette is on 33 goals 13 assists in about 63 games. So it's roughly similar.

Thanks for finding that.

My point is then, that Giroud at his height was a better team player than Lacazette.

In this current team, I don't know if I'd rather have prime Giroud or current Lacazette.

>Keep

AMN, Bellerin, Leno, Laca, Holding, Torreira, Sokratis, Guendouzi, Xhaka, Mkhi, Kos
>Cash out

Mustafi, iBlobby, Ozil, Auba, Kolasinac

>Sign
Zaha, a real LB, a real winger

Looking at the stats, it's all over the place on what is being recorded it's doing my tits. I would rather have prime Giroud because he would work better with Obama. If we were forced to play one striker and one striker only out of the two I'd rather have Laca. However I still think Obama and Laca should play together but it won't happen. I admit Laca is dire despite his stats saying he hasn't been bad. Arsenal attacks look so slow and ponderous now, with misplaces passes and crosses. Against Napoli it took Lacazette to do something brilliant (and Arsenal haven't scored a freekick in Europa since like 2012) to break the deadlock. You could argue that Arsenal weren't really willing to expend huge amounts of energy going for a goal against a team with goal scorers galore. You could then argue they had no need to after Laca scored a blooter because no point rushing when the opposition needs four goals to beat you. So while I agree that tactically Napoli was perfect it is fucking boring. I watched the Everton game and it was so dire I held my head in my hands. I dunno where the quality has gone and I am maintaining his constant team changes is damaging cohesion.

Swap Mkhi for Kolasniac and I'll agree. Kolasniac has been amazing for a freebie and he is able to play anywhere on the left of need be. I dunno about Auba because even if £30m was gained it won't be reinvested.

If you're using transfermarket it counts penalties won and keeper parried shots as assists, so it's inaccurate. Best place to find stats would be whoscored or squawka.

Agreed with your analysis on our attack. Didn't bother watching the Everton game, will watch when I want to feel depressed.

I read a stat that Arsenal are one of the worst teams for giving the ball away/misplacing passes in our own half. Problems are all over the pitch. Which is why Xhaka should be sold.

I used Premier League stats page. Which includes everything but you can't sort by team.

Based City

As for your other point, in terms of away, we're tied with Huddersfield with poor passes and being dispossessed in our own half. At home, we're slightly better. This is literally one of the things I've noticed the most about Arsenal. I do not get it. I don't get how the quality of passing has dropped and how players control as so bad. I dunno what the solution is because even removing Xhaka from the situation won't fix it. The poor touch is team wide. But the main reason? Teams know how to play Arsenal. Arsenal are beaten when you give them no space and you close them down, Napoli did it in their game and that crushed all Arsenal attempts at possession and attacks. It took Laca to bloot a goal in to end the tie. That's literally how to beat Arsenal. Close them down and give them no time. I remember England played Italy once when they had Del Piero (or was it Pirlo? Might have been Pirlo) and both of these players are amazing passes but they need time to see it and hit it. Instead of England closing them down, they let them pass freely and we lost. This is the same with Arsenal, except there is no Pirlo level genius player anyway. Arsenal are beaten by teams pressing.

Fuck off out of here you Shitty scum. Your gimmick is dead.

What gimmick? I prefer City to win the league more so than liverpool

>What gimmick
We all know you're a Shitty supporter so fuck off.

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Should have been a pen

Arsenal used to have the most passes in the opp area and final third.

The difference is the players.

brainlet opinion

That dog looks so fucking smug. You just know...

Phew. Spurs should've defo had a pen there.

...

Christ, this Etihad crowd sounds so terrified and lacking in self-belief.

If we win tomorrow we are third again

If we get another clean sheet tomorrow, will we finally admit that he's the best CB in the world?

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Pic unrelated?
How bad must Mavrapanos be if he can’t get a game over Mushitty

City played today, mate...

I watched the game, i know

Then surely you know they don't play tomorrow? You're a weird guy

Are you mentally ill?

Am I fucked up if I would rather see Tottenham in the top 4 than United?

Yes, the right thing to wish for is United 4º, Spuds 5º, then United proceeds to fuck up against second rate teams in the group with Ole at the wheel and ends 4º.

Yea I understand that’s the logical order but I have intense hatred for man united and especially for ole so I want them to fail more if that makes sense

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Based Waifu

Not really feeling well about the Valencia tie. Fucked up that Chelsea have gotten so lucky with their draws it’s wrong honestly

Poop still needs to off himself for losing to sp*rs in the cl

If >we can't beat Valencia, then we have no place in CL desu

Balensia starts arsenal rejects such as Coq and Gabriel.

If Arsenal can't win they shouldn't sniff the final

They have an extremely mediocre attack - they're barely scoring more than a goal per game in La Liga this season. If we pull off a comfortable win in the first leg they'll struggle to do anything in the second leg, especially with the threat of an Arsenal counter.

valencia is the least of >our problems

I'd rather take a loss at Valencia away than Leicester and Wolves

don't worry agent coq and gabo will help us desu

Valencia are on their best moment of the season
You're getting wrecked fags

t. al fonso alcacer

cheeky bid for Perez when

>Jewmaican now wants Perez
I would screencap this as another member of retarded shit the City tripfag shitposter has said but only retards wouldn't realise this.

it was obviously a joke

Why are tripfags getting replys? Isn't the point of 4channel that everyone is anonymous? I know the messi gypsy stands out due to rare flag but english tripfags? Should not be a thing

Messi gypsy also has proxies galore so... you know. As for tripfags, he just replies to himself if you ignore him.

because we have morons who are just as desperate for attention as the tripfags

newfags don't know the rules

What’s a tripfag

Ask Reddit

We should buy Chiesa from Fiorentina

oh look, it's another episode of user atacking based jewmaican

Jewmaican is my friend and I shant allow any bullying.

I respect ur dubs and portugal flags are best posters but please no support for attention seekers

I filter every tripfag i come across but jewmaican is a special case

>None of Arsenal's goals have been assisted since AMN's cutback to Ramsey at home to Napoli, and only 2 of our last 6 goals have been assisted

Wow we are shite

>trying to walk it in

emeryball la

Lol nope.

>them nails yuck

arsenal.com/news/gallery-final-session-ahead-crystal-palace

Based vivianne
think she'll win that golden boot this year

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she's so oddly attractive, nothing about her screams sex appeal but she got it

dutch bae

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Dominique Bloodworth as well, because she rides the BBC

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> nothing about her screams sex appeal but she got it
she's young, cute, modest, goal machine, Gunner and carries Arsenal towards the trophy
that's waifu material desu
one thing i like about her is the fact that she's 22 and actually looks like a 22 yo, unlike many other female football players who look much older than their age
pic related is 23, but looks old enough to be my mother

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>ada-hegerberg
instagram.com/p/BwZy4KDHeoI/

she looks good in some pictures but in others, nope

>Height: 175cm
Wow. The way she towers over everyone else in highlight footage, I always imagined her being much taller. I'm an idiot for not factoring in the fact that women are generally quite short.

A lot hinges on how they fare at The Emirates. Arsenal are very good at home. If Valencia can frustrate them in the first leg and get a draw/narrow defeat, they will be in an excellent position for the return fixture. Arsenal are dogshit away from home.

Literally just beat Napoli away

>Spurs v. Liverpool CL final
>Arsenal v. Chelsea EL final
How hard would /bundes/, /seriea/ and /laliga/ fans seethe?

Not as much as /arse/ if spuds actually win.

I might just kill myself.

Literally just fixed Arsenal, send it to Emery.

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>Mustafi

Either Arsenal keeps Mustafi or soon-to-be 35-year-old Koscielny.

>Tarkowski
whom?

>smith rowe
not Nelson

>34 yr old Monreal still there

>Nelson
Nailsmeme baby

Arsenal in red shorts is nice desu

Yes, Nelson as a RW and Smith Rowe as a CAM backup, if anything.

feeling nervous about this on lads

freindly reminder to not reply to tripcunts

>Playing Mkhitaryan centrally
>Old Man Monreal as first choice left-back
>Mustafi still at the club

New York Red Bulls lost again. Both football & commercial side of Red Bull have given green light to decision to bring Thierry Henry back to NY as head coach. Oliver Mintzlaff (Red Bull head of soccer & sole decision maker) will fly into London next week to finalise a deal

Harsh trips of truth, what if it's all he has though? Should we make exceptions out of pity?

worried myself, especially with all those injuries and Sokratis ineligible.

Being without Sokratis won't matter that much, since we at least have Koscielny there. Then again, always room for Mustafi to do a Mustafi.

Soon, brother

yeah but Kosc is old and busted and he played like every game since he came back from injury.

BAE JUST SCORED!!

2-0 Arsenal women

how do we get rid of jamaican lads

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It's been seven years, he's mentally ill and never going away. Our only hopes are that his parents finally force him to find at least a part time job

>his parents finally force him to find at least a part time job
nope

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based neverton

Probably should've been two red cards there. Horrible tackle and mad reaction from van de Donk.

Women goalkeepers never cease to amaze me with how bad they are.

how much would it cost to buy van de donk's post-match socks?

What's Sanchez thinking right now?

>van de donk
I kept thinking you guys were talking about the Everton match.

kek Emery totally broke Ole

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Who the fuck is van de donk what's going on here

Five points clear of United today lads

It's the one position where the difference is still shockingly obvious. Other positions they at least look like they know how to play, but goalkeepers still look hilariously clumsy

What to spend all that money on.

>United still have to play City and Chelsea
Their season is over, isn't it?

Not unless Arsenal win some games

Meh, from his attitude it was always obvious that he cares a lot about winning trophies and being the best of the best and look at him now

*glides into 3rd place and wins europa **

based

He cares about his old shithole hometown, he sends them money back every week to give the kids there a better life than what he had.

This does not slip

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Imagine being invincible and still not winning the league, absolute state of Man City womens.

Who can stop this madman?

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walnut on to fuck up this everton lead

Probably wondering if he remembered to feed his dogs before he left the house

yes it was always going to be between us and chelsea with man utd's fixtures. really hope they can take some points off chelshit now otherwise we're fucked

>manure
yikes

I don't think Sanchez will EVER doubt if he has fed his dogs.

>could've signed Digne
>stuck with 40 year old Monreal and Kolashit

THEO THEO THEO

based feo

He's shit. Even Walshit looks good here

Based Agent Walcott

THEOOOOOO

>feo scores on you
S h a m b o l i c

>ole's at the wheel

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Ole's at the wheel(s are coming off)!

>jenkinson
>mavropanos
>elneny
>guendouzi
oh boy

wait, what?

wtf

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>Arsenal team: Leno, Jenkinson, Mustafi, Koscielny, Mavropanos, Kolasinac, Elneny, Guendouzi, Ozil, Lacazette, Aubameyang.
>Subs: Cech, Mkhitaryan, Torreira, Iwobi, Monreal, Nketiah, Maitland-Niles.
yikes

>Manure
LMAO

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If get we win the league next year

HONG KONG YES
FUCK MANURE

>Corporal wing-back
Based and Jenko-pilled

Based

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FUGGGGGG :d :d :d

BASED

Gay

LOL

Based

ozil

of fucking course arsecucks get it

>>Manure
>LMAO
very da

based

Kys weeb

>Animefag gets the get
Pathethic

BASED

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Based Yuu

based

way to ruin digits with fucking anime

oh for fuck's sake

很好

sucki sucki
fucki fucki
long time long time

oh no

>generals gets those digits
Disgusting

Beautiful.

BASED

7 changes from Napoli.
Based

Image: not based
Post: based

ABU ALWAYS WIN

These are pretty neat numbers

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CHECKED

KEK
Yea Forumsnime wins again

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hahaha based get

based weeb

BASED

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>yurishit

fucking state of that paki

Is Yuu a loud lesbian?

BASED

waste

Based Yea Forums

GOOD post (except the anime)

>mustafi
>mavro
fucking hell

>xhaka, ramsey and torreira all injured
What did you expect

will anime ever stop winning?

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maitland niles in the midfield

get the fuck out

Emery would sooner die than do that

'No'
any more bright suggestions?

would have been better than fucking elneny and guendouzi, enjoy watching these shit players muck around for 90 minutes

BASED

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why is it when our players are all 'doubts' and 50/50s that guarantees they're all out but when its other teams those players always manage to make it

Yeah I'm not too keen on any Norweigan tactics behind the wheel at the moment

Based and weebpilled

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Because that's probably not true and you're retardrd

don't be disappointed if palace draws or wins this

we're really going to struggle today

yuri best genre

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based yurichad

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At least Özil is playing, so its definitely not gonna be boring.

Based Yea ForumsBU poster

don’t even know if >our based home form can save us
got no midfield and practically no defense
>El Memey
>Shitdouzi
>wrong greek playing
>Jenkinson
>Kola will actually have defend today
fooking ‘ell

>Elneny starts
>Jenkinson starts

why on god's green earth
Surely 3 days is enough rest?

You're telling me these players are paid over 6 figures per week and they can't handle more than ONE MATCH in a week?

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it's not meant to be easy, it's got to be a struggle. you should have realised this by now anons

LMAOOOOOOOOOO JENKINSON
JENKINSON FFS

I trust in Emery's decision of starting shitters like el memey and mavro. 2nd half FC incoming la

Is Torreira injured?

Based and dykepilled.

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Arsenal have, like, 9 games in April. Can't keep playing the same players

It still affects them so Emery would rather rotate as much as possible, especially when he can't afford anymore injuries at this point.

Surely it's good enough to overcome Cardiff's midfield, right?

baffling post

based emery abuposting to deflect from his shit lineup

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Dunno why I typed Cardiff.

look at the state of this

Denis Suarez will go down as the most pointless signing we've ever made.

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I really want Jenko to score.

Happy Easter to the Christian nation of /arse/

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>thought we'd finally be rid of Jenkinson in the summer
>turns out his contract doesn't expire until Summer 2020

We will have him literally forever and ever

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and that's a good thing.

>tfw when >we still slip

>groin injury
At least he is enjoying the London nightlife while he's in town.

is there an /r/soccerstreams alternative after /r/redsoccer got banned?

inb4 footybite that doesn't have as many streams as the leddit alternatives

redditsoccercity

really hope we lose, lads. hate every one of our players, the manager, our board, and our fans. love this thread when we lose, makes me feel nice inside to blame people
hopefully we'll see a 0-6 scoreline

ty

literally type "watch arsenal match" into google you absolute mong

A/ fucking a/nime post

topkek

Manure status = BTFO

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any acestreams?

>back to guendouzi, elneny in the middle
fuck

Based and redpilled

pls post acestream link

That kid is a fucking giant

thought the same lmfao

Don't post me in the screencap.
Zoom-out this post.

This is the worst lineup memery has ever fielded

acestream link pls

soccerstreams100.com/arsenal-vs-crystal-palace-live-stream/

looking dire lads

>Guendouzi
Based

>it's another arsenal struggle against black pace episode

B A S E D

OH NO NO NO

OOF

Sigh

based palace

>arsenal

fuck sake, guendouzi and elneny ARE SHIT we shouldn't be relying on our home form to get through

FUCK

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Bentekkers

Who the hell did Mustafi cover? This is his fault

fucking abysmal defending. you knew we would fuck it all up today

>Letting Benteke score on you
KEK, never change arescuck.

>appealing for offside before benteke has even headed it in
mustafi is a fucking joke

FUCK OFF

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Arsenal was supposed to be better at home.

What a shock

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what in the fuck, what in the fuck
god dammit, imagine both spuds and manure losing and >we can't win against crystal palace at home to grab that 3rd post

Waikin?

PRIDE OF SOUTH LONDON
SOUTH LONDON NUMBER ONE
OHHH OHHHH
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
WE'RE RED AND BLUEEEE

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got to win away at wolves, leicester, burnley and at home to brighton now. not going to happen is it

Why can't he just mark? Why does he need to constantly cry to the ref? ffs

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it was really obvious we'd lose today 2bh

he's shit, even Loew dropped him from the German NT, that's how shit he is.

>we

aubameyang and lacazette are fucking shit

Because they played an offside line and Jenkinson fucked up

Reminder that Tottenham will win the CL and Arsenal will finish 5th after getting eliminated from the EL.

chelshit have got a really easy run-in. i really don't see how we will get more points than them

Benteke scored?????????

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This. How's he doing btw

Based Yea Forumsnime poster

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St. Totteringhams day cancelled for you muppets

>come home
>see the score
>wonder who's fault it was
>either Mustafi or that shitty greek no one needs
>freekick goal
ofc, well so much for the home record, strikers can't score for shit with that midfield.

Just played an incredible through ball a few minutes ago, but lacazette fucked the chance

Guendoushit

i hate mustafi so much

the truth is all these mid-table PL sides have caught up to us talent wise in the last 5-10 years. it's kind of embarrassing how poorly we have spent money in that time

Aubameyang plays like a teenager but hes like 30

where is denis suarez?

why is it that our youth players look like they're fucking school children thrown into a match for the first time yet when worse sides than us call on their academy players they all play with a decent level of competence?

guendouzi absolutely meme

>one shot on goal
>at home
>against Crystal Palace
just end the season already pls

it's not like we can bring our best players off the bench today. we're completely fucked

#MeToo

name the last good arse youth player

groin injury

Who are you referencing here? I think ESR would have done amazing but Memery's dumb ass shipped him to Leipzip to rot.

because the last good thing that came out of the academy was Wilshere and he got mauled by the blockheads of the premiership and muh hard tackling meme.
Apart from him, no one else of semi relevance even got close to top level football.

amazing

>beat man utd
>lost to everton
>beat napoli (twice)
>lose to crystal palace at home

I hate this team

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This is Everton game all over again

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Palace can soak up these attacks with ease

why does gayndouzi passes to a player in the box with his back towards the goal? why can't he just fucking cross it? and why does La gazzette needs so many touches?

In hindsight, Xhaka was probably the player of the season

why is he playing 5 at the back

>ramsey ded
>arse back to being shit

AHHHH PLEASE HELP US REFEREE

HANDBALL
WHAT THE FUCK REF

stfu its Sokratis

1/2. Liverpool
1/2. City
3. Chelsea
4. Spurs

---

CL winners: Liverpool
Europa League winners: Chelsea

it's another episode of getting reffballed

that's a fucking stonewall penalty, fucking hell this refereeing is fucking pathetic

fat cunt john moss would never give that for us, he'd give it for chelsea or tottenha, but he'd never fucking give it for us. it's a fucking joke

>it's refball episode

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how the fuck is that not a handball

it's incredible how much we get refball'd every week. it never ever balances out either.

>it's an elneny refuses to pass forward episode

How can you as a professional referee or linesman not see that's a penalty unless you aren't acting with integrity?

>he says this after benefitting from an undeserved red card after 10 minutes in their previous match

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bruh

John Moss in for a big pay day from the FA and Mike Riley yet again. reminder he was the referee at everton when lacazette got wiped clean out a few weeks ago

Imagine thinking these referees are impartial

yeh an elbow to the face that was a clear red card, followed by two red card challenges from watford players that were let go by ABA refereeing yet again

Based Leno

are rwanda not concerned about the reputational damage of being associated with arsenal?

If it was undeserved it would have been repealed you nonce

leno is the only good player out there for us

wtf that defense

The thing is this referee won't hesitate to give a penalty the second \aha goes down with another one of his trademark dives

red cards have been given for strong challenges to the head like that a fuckload of times. this refball is more like that not even being a foul at all. fucking joke.

Remember the Etsubatsu kid?

This is him now. Feel old yet?

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>the 5th best German gk is arsenal's best player
the state of your club oof

really really hope john moss dies of a blood clot from his oversaturated arteries and it's really fucking painful too the bent cunt

wtf was that

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lmao

What kind of defence was that on Benteke, fucking Mavro

>5th german ...
t. neuer

Jesus that defense
even monkeys can do a better job

joke club

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>it's a Emery makes half time subs episode

we deserve to die

We need Wenger lads

>Spurs run in
Brighton H
West Ham H
Bornemouth A
Everton H

Underrated.

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After some of the refereeing decisions in the Tottenham, Newcastle, Everton, Palace games and comparing them to when Chelsea score goals that are 5 yards offside I'm really starting to think there is a campaign against us getting top 4 this season

Niggas already forgetting that >we’re a second half rape team

Tottenham are home and hosed, it's between us and Chelsea and they have easier fixtures than us

new one

It's the Jews at tottenham fluffing the proverbial cocks of the FA.

Emery doesn't help himself with these fucking shit teams he puts out. I wouldn't expect to win a game in the Championship with a midfield two of Elneny and Guendouzi

>Tottenham game
>Get gifted a penalty over nothing
>Miss
Refs are against us wtfbbq

isn't there age limit for referee?

SHut the fuck up Swede nigger.

Has the arsenal board ever said anything about the refferees? Everyone else from top 6 are constantly commenting dubious decisions, let alone decisions against them but these cucks never open their mouth, it's like bullied kid never reacting

Yeah truth is this is a ridiculous line up. Why is he STILL experimenting? Stupid basque nigger thinks he's still in shitliga and Ligue Merde where any team outside the top 3 is absolute trash.

after spuds given penalty out of nothing fuckoff

Not my fault, if you just learnt to take penalties well we wouldn't be arguing about this

Filthy chip

OZIL

FUCK anime.

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