Chelsea vs literally who thread

Agreed but think we need a new younger player with more 'legs' to take some of the workload off him

hi chelse/a/

>Jemaine Jenas is on BBC premier league show.
Whoever his agent is deserves a pay rise

Jovic looks good but he might be a meme. Think we're in decent shape going forward, assuming the transfer ban is delayed, but the squad might need a bit more work if hazard goes

Unpopular opinion.... but I would cash in on kante and sell him to psg

I hope not but I kinda think it's worth considering if there's a big bid. One of the biggest issues is there's literally no goals from midfield, which isn't helped by where kante is playing, and we all know jorginho isn't going anywhere. RLC might be the answer but it's still a potential area for investment

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Is this on bt or itv??

Sell kante buy Bruno Fernandes?!

bt

What about the transfer ban?

--------------------------Kepa-----------------------------

Azpi----------Rudiger---Christenssen---Emerson

-----Fernanders------Jorginho-----Barkley---------

Pulisic------------------Jovic----------------------CHO

Personally think this team would work better for 'Sarriball'. Any suggestions for a right back???

no hyphened names in the lineup ffs, hope that means he's resting them for the real games

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Still hoping we will win the appeal and have it delayed for 1 window

>200 IQ team

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Bruno seems to fit the bill but I'd try to keep kante for at least a season if possible. Keen to avoid the situation where we sell a great player because he doesn't fit the managers system only to sack the manager a few months later

Kinda what happened with Costa and Conte... Obviously that wasn't a tactical thing but we basically just told him to fuck off because Conte didn't like him, then sacked Conte anyway, and now we have no strikers under a manager who could really do with one

>Keen to avoid the situation where we sell a great player because he doesn't fit the managers system only to sack the manager a few months later
Agreed but think its time the board back the manager and buy specialised players for the right job. Instead of having a mismatched squad that can play a variety of systems in case we sack the manager at any given time

Is Jovic the new Belotti? Haven’t seen a Frankfurt match this season

Yeah for sure, hopefully the ban is delayed to actually give him a proper pre season this year

KDE DOMOV MŮJ

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Hazard hattrick easy

the slavs seem keen on injuring him asap tho

the home fans really seem to like the job the stadium announcer is doing, they applauded his work every time he read a name

>Injured within 2 minutes

well that was fast

based giroo~ making chelsea great again

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we're not there to win but to fuck them over
hazard dies tonight

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Kino

and >we are paying Higuain 270k per week kek

fantastic attitude, don't you like azar tho?

nothing wrong with a bit of charity

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>people still pretend not to know about footybite just to make a thread

please get a life.

ORGE

It's over.

>it's already over

press f for the czechs

Shit match desu

Make sure to injure him just enough to stop Madrid wanting him, but not so much that he can't recover to this level

fookin nice

>hazard finally out of the equation
>we win the quadruple next season
thanks!

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it was over before it began I dunno what you were expecting lmao
it'll be like City - Spuds except all the goals are scored by one team

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What's up with his head?

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nice ads breh

kek

all this to get knocked out by valencia

>batshuayi.webm

isn't it frankfurt/benfica in the semis for chelsea?

Slav murderball when

>twain is a weeaboo faggot
No wonder he wasn't loved as a child.

please don't stop scoring guys

wrong boogeyman and also wrong website for you

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fuck off

oh deary me

F

Europa is >ours

This is not fair

this is too ez

What part of Slavia are you guys from???

ok :(

girooooooooooooo~

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Šanghaj

GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD GIROUD

THEY WERE PLAYING TO KILL HAZARD. CZECH user WASN'T LARPING

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I'm not kidding lol hazard's gonna die

reporting in bro

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WHAT PART OF GIROUD ARE YOU FROM LADS

all this to get knocked out by benfica

thank you for your contribution
b/a/sed

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>10 goals in 11 games
Very nice

much better

if they played giroud against liverpool they wouldn't have lost

discuss

can you find out for us if the most realistic looking game and this game will keep you up all night are actually the same game lad

kante has been linking up really well

I knew there was a reason Mio was best

looking forward to half time slags already

>even playing Hazard against these shitters

Kepa is fucking useless la

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>not marking the guy with the yellow thing around his arm

i mean he's specially marked wtf

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>czechs score
oh wow I can’t wait for Chelsea to immediaaaand there it is
meme game, lads

Lel this match

Lmao

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Pedro is on fire.

>can't keep a clean sheet against beer traktor fc

what is this match

>was watching arsenal instead of this
just

PEDRITO

kek

>Giving them false hope and taking it away on the next attack
nice

giroo~ is literally the best player of all time

kek

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you take out the lower level ones first before targeting the elite one

>four goals after the first thirty minutes

Yep, I think we are ready for the champions league final next year lads

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Ubohost

We only have so many more games with him m8

>chl-SLiP

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learn to have fun ty debil

CrAZy GoAlS

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>Chelsea saved girpoo and poodro for this instead of giving us another slip

sarri out when?

He’s off to Madrid next season this is just Sarri trying to get him injured so he can’t play there next season desu senpai

7-1 would be kino

could happen in this half ťbh

based smokeman is literally >our next di matteo. don't even care about the league as long a the boyz bring home another CL

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If Hazard fails at Madrid i wouldn't know if i should be happy or sad bros

Ubozaci v praze rikaj jak chelsea dostane a pak tohle, vzdyt se na to neda koukat.

great header

fucking parklel

>buy Giroud
>thinks you have to replace him
>buy Higuain

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I'd be sad because we lost him, he's immense for us and that's all that matters.

>loan higuain for a season
ftfy

such a shame that giroud has poor acceleration, look at the start of his sprint..sad.

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if you're unironically a supporter of zeman's chink money club just kill yourself
if you unironically care what delusional slavisti are saying about their chances, rethink your life
this game was lost from the start and hopeless 10 minutes in, at least it's a fun match instead of bus parking
like if you expected slavia to play on the same level as chelsea you only have your idiocy to blame for your disappointment

gary cahill should be playing. sarri doesn’t understand the importance of a experienced defender and character like him.

fuck it lads im starting early

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Baník would be winning by 3 goals tbqhmf

Best slags I’ve seen in a while

Hows Viktoria Plezn this year?

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Baník would burn London to a crisp after scoring a goal, abych byl upřímný

2bh Gary never stroke me as the natural leader like JT was but yeah give the lad some minutes

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slags do love a rule breaker lads

Third in CL group, lost to Zagreb in the EL
Second in our league and might rig themselves into a title

top slags

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He’s so close to 300 appearances .. I want him to hit it

who is your best player since petr cech

>swn pull you closer like this
yeah aight

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Tomáš Vaclík probably, Sevilla's GK

Stop sexualizing my British waifu pls

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A bookmaker ad in the break says "what's the point of watching the game when you can't bet on it". The cheek of those advertisers.

true slags only

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>StOp ObJeCtIfYiNg Me PiG

angry polish girl edition

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>Vaclík
Pavlenka is better

if you insist

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Why can't Ronaldo show up in the big games like >jiroo can ?

Too smart for footie

ZELENÁ JE TRÁVA
FOTBAL TO JE HRA
nice

barefooted slags seems like a rare treat, they're all wearing those massive heels usually

JUDE SLAVIE

Thanks

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2>3>1>4

>resting bitch face straight into a fake smile
I don't get the appeal

because ronaldo is not the best player of all time and giroo~ is

BLOOTER FOR PRAGUE

4>1>3>2

>keplol

yep lads we ain't winning this competition

Higuain shouldn't start another game after this.

Giroo is the key to all of this.

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For me? It simply has to be

2>4>1>3

I know Kepa is young but he hasn't justified his price at all

1>4>3>2

also lole most dangerous lead :DDD

ANOTHER BLOOTER FOR PRAGUE WHAT A BLOOOOTET

OH NONONONONONONO

haha what the fuck

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

OH NO NO NO

what the fuck

uhhh chelsea????

SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP SLIP

kepa is such a fraud

IT'S HAPPENING

She’s doing an interview, she’s acting. But anyway she’s cute and her resting bitch face is hot

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YO WTF

Kepa and Luiz are so fucking shit.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

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SURELY NOT

would sarri get the sack if it were to slip?

Chelsea? Hello?

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omg chelshit lol

I like Kepa but he’s just too short. Memes aside

To all Chelsea supporters
Ahem ahem....
vykuř

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2>1>3>4 imo

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So glad I picked this game.

>conceding 3 to a czech team

so this is the power of sarriball huh...

based Czechs plowing through Stamford Bridge

>On n'entend que les supporters Hongrois
The stae of belgian education

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This is embarrassing

wtf is going on

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Sarri and shit second halves name a more iconic duo.

it's not slipping is it lads

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Barkley is such a blind retard. Always choosing the worst options

barkley has no vision

It's the same fucking goal

you reading my mind french bro

It’s happening...

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Kepa is dogshit

He need to be sold whether the ban happens or not.

If you support Chelsea there's a 99% chance that you touch kids

at least once per match, how was this man ever supposed to be lamps heir

JUDE SLAVIE

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLP

if you add an I between the L and P of SLP, it says SLIP

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the defense is responsible for letting those long shots happen
kepa can't do anything about being a manlet

CHL 4 - 3 SLiP

that's mason mount

>Ševčík slips
pottery

his hat trick quite literally slipped away

please don't renew his contract

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He's 6'1

i hope so buddy, really like the kid

>Gives Luiz and Willian extensions

You know it's going to happen. This dumb bitch gave Azpi, Alonso and Pedro extensions.

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exactly

Lacking a real captain and it's showing. All they had to do was slow the pace of the game down.

If Slavia doesn't win I'll be disappointed a little bit

she just likes qts please understand

stop slag posting

And while I post this sarri does the complete opposite and brings willian on for hazard. How long until sarrimeme ends?

william is an ugly macaco doubt she is renewing him

He's getting sacked in the summer after we finish 5th and lose the semi-final to Arsenal

>subbing off azard
shameful display

CAM ON SLAVIA SCORE 2 MORE FAKING GOALS!!

semifinals will be chelsea vs frankfurt/benfica i believe

>Jorginho in while 2 ahread of literal farmers

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>4-3 after a mere 54'

chelsea one-upping their english rivals again

'ate hazard
'ate sparta
simple as

Salvia are already going through mate, away goals count double

frankfurt goal
2-0

do >we want frankfurt or benfica in the semis?
>inb4 it slips

so Frankfurt goes through ?

yep

please don't confuse our amerilard friends

Rebic, Jovic and Haller vs this defense

Nightmares desu

frankfurt is more meme but benfica is kinda boring
the only team left worth shit is arsenal tboqh

nice, fuck benfica

Will they still sack him if he wins the Europa league? I can't handle another season with Sarri

mmmh, why would a greek support Arselul ?

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based bats will dab on all these clowns

*Celtic

FTFY

top 4 finish + EL wouldn't be a bad season tbqh

Better than supporting Kilmarnock lol

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big lad coming through

Which one has the more similar body to yours ?
skinnyfat here :'(

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>le offside nigger
fucking useless olayinka

is the slip in?

>skinnyfat
same

They're all too fat compared to me.

Sarri OUT

*gives money to the cute boys*

Of course not.. but we should employ a manager who wants the league and isn’t content with “competing”

LMAO

kepa is embarassing

I can't stop eating chips and drinking coca aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm so weak minded

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>Captain Cahill on the bench
>Bring on ngubu
Please just leave you old smoking cunt

>Kepa
Should have gone for Alisson.

>Sarri will play Higuain from now on in the EL

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Ngubu IN

got me the climber cyclist body. upper body muscle is just excess mass

DAMN KOVACI DENMARK WEBM THAT SHIT

I still tell myself I'm skinnyfat and even though I'm still thin in terms of width it's hard to deny this gut as anything but fat

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The guy with a smartphone?

Can someone unironically explain sarriball to me? The season is almost over and I still don't get it

bread and lack of exercise for me lad

>got me the climber cyclist body

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This is literally my body

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You don't need to know about it, he's gone in the summer

how do i get this body?
im even skinnier

twink

Fucking Luiz man

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

I do push-ups and eat a lot. that’s all. My body just can’t gain more weight than that

how many push-ups and how much food?

The rural Czech town full of bald men

I thought push up build more strenght in back than arms.
How many do you do per day ?

luiz needs to gtfo after this season

fucking garbage free kick

kys you hue clown

cry louder haters

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AQUI E CHELSEA PORRA

whats going on here

Why are they kneeling?

based

fuck man why cant english football be this cool

pretty neat that they keep filming/airing this

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SOUL

Whatever happens
>Luiz needs to fuck off
Fans need to stop booing or over the top cheering substitutions
>Fans need to stop booing passing it around the back line

It's racist and xenophobic.

100 per day and food I couldn’t tell you but I pretty much eat the same amount than my normal weight 185 centimeters tall brother does

>I thought push up build more strenght in back than arms

I honestly don’t even know but my pectorals and my “six pack” have definitely won some type of “definition”

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>czechkneels

buy some dumbells amigo

money and global marketing ruined it

>el salvadorian without tattoos

think you just doxed yourself mate

What the fuck is this cunt telling them at halftime? Every fucking week we collapse.

I have two but I don’t use them, the only reason I do some type of exercise is because I fear diabetes

Funnily enough I’ve been thinking on getting a tattoo in my forearm

ive started doing some pushups, situps and squats, but i cant do many at a time

do you do 100 throughout the whole day or in one go?

and how do you eat a lot? ive been trying to eat more but its hard

>do you do 100 throughout the whole day or in one go?

Fifty during the morning (before going to college) and fifty before going to sleep

>and how do you eat a lot? ive been trying to eat more but its hard

Like I said, I serve myself the same quantity of food that my 185 centimeters normal weight tall brother does (I’m only 178 centimeters tall), I don’t actually have an accurate way of measuring the amount of food I eat per day but it definitely should be enough to make me gain some more pounds; like 6 months ago I actually tried to eat even more than I do now and I actually ended up with hyperglycemia (which means that I was just over feeding myself, despite this my body stayed the same weight), my body is just not good at gaining weight I guess

>only 178
still Chad height by Salvadoran standards.
I am also 178 and it is painfully average by Canadian standards

You’d be surprised how average I feel around high school kids but yeah I feel good about my height specially because our women are womanlets