Fuck Italy

PIZZA TOPPING POWER RANKINGS
>1. Mushrooms
>2. Onions
>3. Peppers
>4. Sausage
>5. Pepperoni
>6. Anchovies
>7. Garlic
>8. Basil
>9. Jalapenos
>10. Broccoli

***POWER GAP***
>11. Ham
>12. Beef
>12. Pineapples

THE GRAND CANYON
>9000. Tomato Slices/Cherry Tomatoes
>9001. Black Olives

> garlic over basil
> anchovies over beef
subhuman

>he's never tried pineapple, anchovies, chicken, and black olives

>not getting a white pie with ricotta, broccoli rabe, red pepper flakes, and roasted garlic
You have to be 18+ to post here, kiddo

Cherry tomatoes is a meme but tomato slices are pretty neat. Beef is goat too

I'm on board with pineapple, but chicken? That's one too far for me fren

I hate when my parents make me eat mushrooms >:(

>pie

How can Italians ever recover from this?
youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

With your post, do you actually mean getting all four of those items on the same pie? That sounds absolutely horrible, tbqhwy.

For me, it's Kebab pizza

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For me it's Cheese, Tomatosauce, Olives, Onions, Oregano and Garlic

Keep it simple and traditional

Does the kebab shop beneath your apartment have chicken doner? That's the good stuff on pizza

pineapple in pizza = bad is the ultimate normie filter

>6. Anchovies
killing the planet for a shitty salt strip

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All four and it's got everything you need: sweetness, saltiness, fish oil, and chicken

Remember lads, if it's not a neapolitan pizza, it's trash

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anything fancy beyond olives, mushrooms and ham is pure degeneracy (exluding extra cheeses or tomato's of course)

t. Mino Raiola

>9001. Black Olives

neck yourself amerifat

>jalapeños that high
hard pass, CHI

Sicilian pizza > Neopolitan pizza

At last I truly see. The four basic food groups.

This is essentially how it is. I'm not sure why pineapple on pizza ever became a big deal to so many people to begin with.

chicken, jalapeno and bbq sauce is the one to go for

fuck off redditors

Would eat

what the fuck

>pie
Why do Americans do this? Not memeing, genuinely asking why you use 'pie' to refer to pizza. This is a pie in my eyes

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remove the shitty ketchup and it's a shout

>can't get bbq sauce base pizza in Swedistan
I can live with Ahmedulla borrowing my gf every once in a while but the above makes me seethe

It's more of regional thing I think.
>Pizza pie
>Hey Joey, let's grab a couple pies
>t. Wop family from New Jersey

this pizza is developing a fucking cancer tumor on the crust

as far as I know it is only retards from the east coast, specifically around the new york area who say it. guidos mainly. I could be wrong

even worse is Brits calling it a pie when it's only got a bit of pastry on top of a bowl of stew

this is a pie

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>ketchup
stfu and have your third munchie box for the week, Deepak

Bruh, that's the best part

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>white pie
This is a pizza thread mate, pies out.

Most overrated pizza ever. Sicilian is better

>broccoli
Gonna have to stop you there Mr subhuman

>the best part is a burnt thing that tastes like nothing
okay

>putting the basil leaves on the pizza before it goes into the over
Big yikes there Michiel

>ranking pepperoni
>ever
You want to know how I know you're 12 years old?

>pizza
>literally flour, tomato and cheese
>adding more tomato

simmer down abdul ibn cuck

It's an italain american thing. Theory says that they called it pie to attract wasp Americans and make them try pizza

Broccoli =/= broccoli rabe

For its the 1 dollar slice

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it's just a joke that people like this, right?

There's only 1 joke itt and it's >American cuisine

Litterally the goat pizza and I tried pizza in Naples. Pizza from places like this are just pure kino.

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Thats a woodfire oven genius, they were on there from the start.

youtube.com/watch?v=1X6OAucemtE

related

these cheese pizza's are actually the GOAT because you can add any toppings to them

>sausage
>salami
>jalepenos
>olives
>sweetcorn

and it's cheap as fuck to make. literally the ultimate meal for the fat and lazy.

Good theory. It's like how every bar in NYC has to be Irish

You put the basil leaves on after you take it out you muppet

*googles dutch cuisine*
Y I K E S

Did you actually try it. It's fucking good.

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No, I think you are pretty accurate. I live in NJ and belong to a big Italian-American family and the only other people I know who even would think to refer to pizza as a "pie" are people who are from this area who also belong to Italian-American families. I've been all over the US and NO ONE else ever calls it a pie. A lot of people here don't really call it a pie either if you're not a guinea. You're much more likely to get something like apple or blueberry than 1/2 mushroom, 1/2 sausage & onions if you order a pie outside the NY/NJ area.

>he's never tried kebab pizza
I pity you

No you fucking dont. You put them on after the tomato sauce. That way the mozarella will protect the leaves from the intense heat so they dont completely burn. Remember the whole thing is only in the over for 2 minutes.

So much bad taste itt

>he doesn't enjoy cremated basil on his pizza

How about you fat virgin incels discuss SPORTS if you’re going to come to a SPORTS messageboard?

>literally the gayest pizza ever
this seems about right

you can fuck right off

Just add pepperoni and it becimes the goat and heems overrated italian pizza for good

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rude

for me it's banana pepper
(something not available in the UK)

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I bet you hate carchaseb owls too you fucking autist.

janitor application fall through again?

these are good

can you really not get them?

Why are banana peppers not available to the UK? Are you just talking about getting them fresh or do they just not have them at all, even in jarred rings?

>not available
They're pretty easy to grow, actually

>banana pepper
isnt that just a yellow bell pepper?

New jersey user here. What slice should I get

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*is the goat pizza*

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literally never ever seen them as a pizza topping option in my whole life here in any pizzaria i've been to

why is it that discussing topics on non related boards is much better than in their related boards? i wouldn't discuss this shit with fucking cu/ck/s on their board if i had to

Do you have to tip at a place like this?

BASED

classic sicilian

i just want it in the pizzaria man

no it's a bit like jalepeno but more sweet and tangy.

Lol no? You only tip in a la carte resturant.

Chad board culture and downtime between sporting events. It's more similar to soldiers sitting around talking shit to relieve some boredom than le dudes in a bar

Then why the fuck do you have to tip at simple diners? America is confusing. I dont like it.

Real tawk, I'm always partial to the broccoli and cheese slices if I'm getting individual slices. I'd go with that and an onions & peppers.

No, but If I'm paying cash and the amount is something odd, I'll throw the staff a spare buck or two or some of the loose change.

Is broccoli on pizza actually good or is this some trick

dead wrong too
this is a pie

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sounds like a trick, be careful

You tip waitresses because they don't get paid fuck all over there

That's a tart(e) m8

Thats gonna be fun when you guys finally adopt contactless paying. Gonna be a clusterfuck to order a beer at a bar, because that retard expects a dollar for opening a bottle.

Are you retarded. You tip the waitresses. And there no waitresses in a fast food place or cafe

Who /alfredosause/ here?

>fake bacon

that's ham...
i thought germans eat a lot of pork products

nobody uses cash as is. You just fill out the tip on receipts.

I'm telling you it's good because of a few reasons:
1.) you are getting it by the slice, so you're not committed to an entire pie of it
2.) it usually is a white pie (no tomato sauce) with ricotta cheese and roasted garlic
3.) the texture holds up well even under the extreme heat of a pizza oven

sausage, mushroom, green pepper, and onion

true but i translate it for the barbarians

oh yeah ham, got confused

but it's not real ham, we call it Formschinken

You know we don't use cash alot in america. We put the tip percentage in the receipt

>1:3 meat to vege ratio

spotted the homosexual. should be 1:1.

Fucking lol. This dutchie is clueless. He thinks we tip with cash like tourists

what if you made and entire layer of only sausage

veggies > meat on pizza

Who was in the wrong here? ?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

Ok, now convince me that traps are good

The price for items at diners is so low that a table for 2 people could realistically have 2 full dinners and be out the door under 20 bucks. Even if you tip 20% on $20, it's only $4.

Yeah, but with contactless payment you just press your card against a scanner. Thats gonna be a hassle when you have to ask the dude to add a buck or two for his """""service"""""". Defeats the whole purpose of contactless payment options. It's now a hassle and slow instead of convient and fast.

Tarts and pies aren't the same thing in barbarics though mate

I can't and I won't.

Honestly, they'll just do that shit with tablets and ask you with a prompt if you'd like to add a tip. Most of the time those counter service places like a pizza-by-the-slice place doesn't expect it anyway.

The whole paying process is super chill over there actually. You just hand them your credit card and fill in the tip. Nobody whining about minimum amount or anything

when i order pizza i usually just get the full meat because why the fuck not. maximum value for money. spicy beef, pepperoni and chicken.

Anyone who disagrees is a nonce cunt

I guess they'll just have a scanner with a touch pad that lets the customer select a tip amount. I've had that at bars, makes it easy after drinks.

Obviously the best thing would be service workers unionizing and getting livable wages and ridding ourselves of tipping completely but that will never happen.

Dont even get me started on Germany Hans. You guys are stuck in the fucking 80s when it comes to payment options. No I dont have cash on me.

Some resturants especially the big chains like chillie's have tablets on every table where you can pay and place the tip

it's probably now tiers ham ofc
and the pineaple is clearly from a can

>Swedistan
>Ahmedulla borrowing my gf
>makes me seethe
Jesus, self deprecation has limits, stop trying so hard to fit in. Saddest post I've seen in awhile, and not for the reasons you intended

Ill take a plain pie and a dozen garlic knots

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mushrooms + black olives + cheese, thin on tomato base, oregano sprinkles

I personally don't understand why someone would get a pizza, then order garlic knots, cheesy bread, or garlic bread as well. Care to explain?

germans love cash

Nur Bares ist Wahres

American culture.

didnt know that

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kebab and onion for me

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Only landlubbers don't like anchovies desu

yeah. I think they key is to find pineapple that isn't very sweet. if it's the shit that's been cut into rings sitting in a can with syrup for months, it's going to make pizza inedible, and that's probably what most people encounter when they try it

Beautiful

Anyone else like tuna pizza or is it just me?

*one piece theme starts playing*

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>Fuck me, the memes are real

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i googled it, it's called pressed ham

not even turkey is that bad

Garlic knots taste like olive oil and garlic. A plain pizza does not? Dont tell me your a basedboy who can have multiple carbs.

>A plain pizza does not?
it should

>multiple carbs
no, that's one carb, bread, and way too much of it.
fatty
a varied diet is good for you

your momma's a tart(e)

>implying Rome's pizza isn't better than that gummy mess
shaking my head to be quite honest

>he doesn't tip in cash to let his waiter/waitress pocket the money directly without being forced to pool everything and have it come up on all sales receipts

Well thats a decent option atleast. But yeah, just give your workers a fair share already so you can remove the whole tipping system.

Mongoloids thinking pineapple on a pizza is heresy when italians will put anything on pizza, even nutella. Smhtbqhwyfamalamadingdong

ugly f*nn kys estonia is better

I believe you because I know about fruit beer and ananas frittes

Yeah serious wtf. I was in a Bolivian village in a fucking rainforest that had more payment options than Germany.

>fuckton of carbs and fats
Pizza is fucking trash

>what is portion control

europe is niggers

>american pizza is a choice between a piece of cardboard and a tomato soup

Go suck mr.attenborough's schlong more. I'm going to eat a whole jar of herring when I get home just to spite him and you.

the soup tastes good please try our pizza

>ketchup
Pretty sure you're marked for death if you set foot in Australia.

pizza hawaii is cancer

ORAAAANGE

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Kanker vrek.

>implying chicken and mushroom isn't the GOAT pizza

Ever had tosti hawaii? Made me wanna try pizza hawaii desu.

Based mestre da pizza

t. pizzabezorger

Fuck that makes me feel sick looking at it

>t. Gooi kakkertje
Ik wed dat je pa forum stemt en je moeder achter zn rug 10 negerlullen in dr mond stopt om het weekend

I still remember Gordon Ramsey spitting his pineapple pizza bite, like it was the worst thing in the world.

Fuck off, it's a meme to hate it that much, there' worse food around faggots.

Lol, tuurlijk jongen. Wat jij wil.

what a fucking shit list

Mascarpone + Speck is the GOAT

Sounds fucking delicious

The cokes probably warm too, yuck