The absolute state of Benfica fans

>when you're a bit brownish looking and then land in the middle of Eastern Germany

let's hope and pray he wears a christian cross that he can show the local bald gentlemen when they approach him....

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This is literally a publicity stunt to get social media clout

For me it's Aalen and Ahlen.

Benfica is the Moor team, he'll be at home

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Wholesome Benfibros

Not in Eastern Germany, there are no brownies there (aside from West Berlin of course)

>the meme suburb of Amadora
embarrassing

>aside from West Berlin
How about East Berlin?

blame the franks for having built so many forts all over the place

most got renamed over time, but those two frankfurts didn't

The poortuguese jokes write themselves

East Berlin is white middle class (Friedrichshain, Lichtenberg) and white trash central (Marzahn)

kinda cute desu

How can germs ever recover?

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east berlin is full of white plebs living in commieblocks desu, at least marzahn is

it's also a neo-nazi stronghold

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>mobile internet outside of the big cities

Yep, he ain't lying
That's why we're letting the Chinese build our 5G infrastructure, even tho they will probably use it to spy on us

>furt
>fort
It's a fucking ford, you bimbo. You know, a place where you can cross a river, like the fucking Main or the fucking Oder.

we know desu

if you live in a rural region you really are fucked in terms of LTE/4G access, especially if you don't have T-Mobile as your provider

they're not wrong

#neuland

My grandparents live in a rural as fuck area in the Southern Rhineland and I unironically get a very shaky 3G connection at best there even though I pay for LTE

Outside of the big cities, we are a 3rd world country when it comes to mobile internet speed and connectivity desu

he looks extremely moorish.
The average portuguese people doesnt look like that
are you sure?
I saw this /pol/ thread and this german was saying
>Things changed a lot in the last 10 years, the east is becoming more like the west now.
10 years ago I looked outside I only saw white people, now I look at a random time out the window I see niggrs and ragheads.

It's not a ford it's a Furt a place where you can take a Fähre over the river.

Different to a city with Bruck which offers a bridge.

A Fort is a defensive structure and rather uncommen in old german since people would just call it Burg.

Ford is English for Furt, yes. Hence why talking about forts is fucking retarded you utter spastic. Read the first post, then read my reply and then read your bullshit again and then jump off the next bridge over the next Furt/ford and drown yourself out of this life you numbskulled shitforbrains.

>pol

That place is full of basement dwelling incels, they have no clue what happens and how the world looks like outside of their basement.

Did not expect. I'm sure UK is even worse but i'm city based

>Estamos fucked
They could still make it in time, no? There is no speed limit on German highways...

But there are other cars which don't drive 220kph

>he looks extremely moorish.

lol he's barely on the darker side of the Portuguese phenotype spectrum, stop fronting for foreigners on the internet

he looks middle eastern ficki ficki

would not let him come closer than 500m to daugher/10

spotted the inbecile ossi

fucking kek

that's just your average moor

ah yes I too love fake news

There was also some guy who wanted to play for Buyern and ended up at 1860 some time ago

Something like 80% has limits and there's construction work EVERYWHERE

>hurr durr both are wrong
so what is it instead?
>look at me im a fag
classic Wessi!

Greetings from the German part of Germany! :)

German highways not having limits is the biggest meme ever. When I went there most highways indicated that they had speed limits even on the left lane

look here

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>Benfecal

so what happened with this guy?

Recently a guy who signed for Cardiff as well, still hasn't found the way

Heh.

based

imagine having the same name for multiple villages/towns/cities in your country

at least here when they have the same name they get a whole adjective in front of the name

like what the fuck is (0) it even looks like a zero fucking German retards