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>tranpa gay lgbtning

Snark elimination day

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Is there a lamer organization in the league?

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/box/ is acquiring a 5% share in /hoc/ (from /cric/ btw

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>laffs

There was a time when hockey was for men, but that time is gone, like tears in the rain. Time to s o y.

LAUGHING at the lgbtning swedecuck

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post some tunes boys I got a wicked hangover
and fuck the leafs go bruins

"Gather round kids, did I ever tell you about the time I scored 6 points against the devils?"

Yes Grandpa Johnny, many times. Please tell us a story about the playoffs!

"Well, I knew it was not going to be easy. The the devils were long eliminated from playoff contention and started their 4th string goalie that night... "

Hockey is for EVERYONE

Ahyeeeet *dabs*

ever notice how sweden is GOOD but findanld is BAD?

This but the opposite

happy sharks elimination day

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anyone watching the U18 World Champs?
Hughes and Kakko

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>fuck the leafs go bruins
Fucking based post my dude

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Thank you Ottawa

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international “”””hockey””””” is onions

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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's us. You're probably wondering how we got into this situation.

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Leafs will lose because of the Drake curse.

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>selling out your franchises future to eliminate the >shorks
mite b gud

brady just looks like a baby.

>Teenage Wasteland by The Who
holy shit I am triggered, it's fucking Baba O'Riley

>it wasn't day of the rake
>it was day of the Drake

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WE STILL LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN, WELL, DON'T WE
BUT I DON'T SEE YOU AROUND ANYMORE
I GO TO ALL THE SAME PLACES, NOT EVEN A TRACE OF YOU
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AT 24

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game 7 is in boston

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zoomers dont give af

They only lost a defenseman in brannstrom, so who knows. Maybe he busts, maybe he doesnt. That trade benefitted vegas so much more and gave them such an incredible 2nd line with patches and stasny as well

>drake shows up wearing a brady jersey

nevermind they aint playing

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It's already too late. He wore the jersey.

>That trade benefitted vegas so much more and gave them such an incredible 2nd line with patches and stasny as well
over paying stone and putting themselves in cap hell is surely worth the 2nd round

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Just a reminder.

>blots

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>R
>..A
>....G
>......S
>........S
>..........O
>............U
>..............T
>................H

hey guys im from /r/hockey so im trying to fit in
>le rags )))))))))
haha updoots to the left!

t.rags

t. seething ragsfag

>le standings team

>raggots

woah, ryan. calm down there.

Imaging blowing a first round pick

>rags

DAE just love ripping on rebuilding teams??

pls give me upvotes

>pэгз

*Curses your team*

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HOW HE KING WITH NO RING?

>calling finn an irish name
?

Absolutely based.

give me a team that hasnt

based
god's plan

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when the avs and bruins play for the cup which game does ray borque go to?

i was thinking ryan o'reilly when i meant morgan rielly. im going to close this tab out of shame now.

script says jets islanders final. sorry not sorry

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fucking rag it

>"LOOK MOM I POSTED IT! AM I COOL?"

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Who was in the wrong here?

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>le rags
>AM I FITTING IN????
Go back.

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did gary change the schedule of game 4 for caps/canes?
or was it just """conveniently"""" scheduled to allow only one eastern conference series a night after the pongs and blots got swept?

>he’s from New York so he must be Jewish!
>never mind that it’s the biggest city in the world of 15 million people all must be Hewish!
Don’t you have some elections to interfere with, shill?

posting a wojak doesnt help your arguement at all. Now if you excuse me
>R
>>A
>>>G
>>>>S

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bet they eiffel towered the shit outta that beauty

>laine
>beauty

Why are Finnish “people” so ugly?

reminder rag fans unironically think they will get panarin and trouba and kakko and all these players just because

>RAGS

Liane is a troll but chad and Stacy look good.

you're a straight fag if you wouldn't pipe down that chick

dunno but you're not finnish so what's your excuse?

>tfw your team doesn't have a 4ft power forward

RIP

she cute

thoughts?

sauce instagram.com/thuresonmilja/

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>hangover
youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k

Debo you are a big alcoholic fag

I’d give her the fuggings if ya catch where I’m goin

what went wrong?

Does he plan on scoring a goal before the playoffs are over?

About to head to the toilet and throw up

I'd tongue punch her fart box. Just saying!

time

Bluejackets have the second best chance to win the cup
Jackie’s knight scf would be based

>vegas in another finals

get that shit out of my face

second to whomst?

>rags
>blots
>pongs

reddit

moneypuck.com/predictions.htm Knights

>moneypuck
even a broken clock is as accurate in predictions as this guy

FIN-CAN soon

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>there are "men" that are so beta that this pic is reality for them

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huh?

>this guy
It’s Vegas line percentages bro

U18 wc

T. Singular Finn living in Canada

it has nothing to do with vegas and everything to do with peter tanner

thank you for spoonfeeding me finnfriend

Are there any tricks to keep boneless skinless chicken breast from being dry and gross?

>#handveinfetish
>#veinyhandsfetish
kek
fucking swedes

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Kaapo kakko

well I'm not a fan of this timeline

nice meme league you have here

Do you Fins have another golden generation?

instagram.com/iamjohnorberg/

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Lads....
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shut the FUCK up ugly mongol bitch sweden is my best friend HATE finland

What are we seething about today?

Finland is traditionally right wing and based

Sweden is blue pilled and cringe

dunno, just got here myself

Binland :DDD

Where is that faggot that posted about Gaudreaus point totals all fucking season?

right here la, ask me anything

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Finland’s posts are generally better than Sweden’s

Reddit, Finnish people, and the New York Rangers as always

LOVE feminism
LOVE women's hockey

lol

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>t. Cucked alt-right LARPing virgin

Boomer Facebook memes OUT

he was still defending calgary before game 4

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LOVE women's hockey
HATE feminism
It's a tough line to walk

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what do the Titanic and the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?
Both look great until they hit the ice

stop bully on leafs

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Me on chemos in the top left

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Is this the female version of >your future wife?

Who is the painfully Slavic fellow on the right

dreamt i had gf again lads

I knew Flim Flams defense wasn't exactly elite, but jesus fucking christ...They let Smith hang out to dry countless of times in every fucking game this series. They let the Avs through the neutral zone without any effort at all.

They have to fix their worthless defense in the off-season. That's the reason they lost this series. I mean, letting over 50 fucking shots go through two games in a row...

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dreamt I saw my sister naked

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so problematic :/

What should I expect?

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diarrhea

Actually performing coitus on my gf after the sharks get eliminated.

What are you and sven, your boyfriend doing later

Battered white meat chicken with a spicy orange sauce, carrots, water chestnuts and edamame.
Looks like it feeds two but you'll probably eat it all yourself fatty.

I'm not quite in this picture, but a couple sections to the left. Winnipeg fanbase is ungodly, there is nothing else to care about in this city but voyageurs and meth.

Your gf lmao

One on the left has the most piss ugly British face I've ever seen.
One on the right is pretty good looking

would be nice to see them in the finals.

I don't get it

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>buying premade food
>not cooking your own meals from scratch that are tastier and have better macros with fewer calories

No wonder most Americans are fat

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Had a dream last night where >my team won on OT, and then 5 minutes later the opposing team came back out because they overruled the game winning goal.

Laine is also a musician

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imagine being you

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Is binnington solved?

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Well it's like -30 in the winter there. I don't know how people even could live there.

"LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!"

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Sorry having sex and relationships is such an unbelievable and unattainable idea to you. All my friends have sex, even my skinny 5’6 Manlet buddy. But to you, it’s like someone is lying when they say they have a gf

Lmao. Unirocically have sex

Someone didnt take music. That's a 32nd note for the blues

>I don't know how people even could live there.
idk how anyone but niggers could live 35C+ without considering humidity for 4+months of the year but somehow we have plenty of sunbelt posters here

Based wojack poster

short but shows how fast hockey is. puck was off webers stick and in the net in less than 1/4 second

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92161872
Seething soiboy cuck redditor larping alt right incel


Back to /r/the_donald

/hoc/ is really shitty today

I know the series is 2-2, but can't help but be nervous lads.

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>being a manchild who cannot take care of themselves properly

have some fucking self respect

There's still snow on my deck (in the shade, tbf). Alternately rained/sleeted/snowed all last week. I actually love the cold, easier to deal with than sweaty heat. Gimme a bonfire and a blanket over trunks and a pool any day, it's cozy up here if you let it be

its natural to be nervous

lets keep the assumptions to a minimum here and maximize the hockey discussion

5'6-5'10 is the best height range for the domination of social situations.
This is because of the "subtle alpha" aesthetics the shorter man always gives off. The shorter man will always dominate through his "style", his "sleekness" and most usually through his intellectual power. Taller men can not pull this off, so they have to dominate in a much "in your face" and "raw" way.

>short but shows how fast hockey is
Unless the Tampa Bay Lightning plays in the playoffs

can’t hear you over the sound of me and my bf double teaming your gf

You cook everything from scratch every single night, right?

I’m snowbelt at heart

wtf when will this RACIST team be eliminated lads?!?!

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I had Tampa winning it all too. Credit to the jackets though

yes

...

Is that lundqvist?

Thanks user

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any webm requests? I have an Optometrist appointment in 5 hours but I can do some for you guys

wow ted has really hit the gym

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>but can't help but be nervous lads.
>finnish goaltending
You should be nervous.

benis :D

Can you do the eberle goal against pittsburgh in game 3?

Stop coping and go to bed, gaudreau. You have a big game tomorrow

sure

We all knew filand was a pedo, but a raging homo too?

The william karlsson shorty from a few knights ago if you don’t mind

ok

having an appreciation for the male form does not make you a homosexual sven

Scheifele's diving goal on Binnington in game 4 (WPG @ STL Tuesday, first goal of game). Might be a .webm out there already, it was fuckin pretty

>Timeline
Gotta start thinking in terms of time spheres, possibly timeahedrons in this new age

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If you don’t have muscular and elite Swedish goalering and defense, your team is complete shot and probably Finn

intersting

this. stop being such a bigot
wow, that's a great body, those abs are just perfect

much appreciated

i eat ass

what if swede goalie, american and canadian defense?

There is literally nothing wrong with being a homosexual

in these supposed timeahedrons have the laffs raised the cup since the o6 days?

Kippers looks like THAT?!

There must not be any homeless in Winnipeg. They would all freeze to death in the winter.

canadian forwards
swed defense
american goalie
token finn

now thats a purebred champion

For me it's euro skill forwards, american defense, leaf goaltending and leaf grinders.

NO finns

In which time sphere does Tampa win the cup?

For me it’s
American wingers
Canadian centers
Swedish defencemen
Russian goaltender
1 Finn for diversity

Second goal of the game actually. Rewatching, looks more dramatic than his actions were. Helly made a nice blind save at 7:25 in the first tho, that's worth seeing

*healthy scratches Finn

american centers
canadian wingers
swedish dmen
russian pest/goon
token finnish plug
french canadian goalie and pucksluts

just give us the cup already

didnt this team just get swept in 4 by the teds?

Finland WILL WIN the Stanlee Bowl this season!!

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name one (1) good american centre

oh ok. working on it

Kane, Modano, Chelios, Hull, Richter, Leetch, Howe, Messier

Need I go on?

i made 2. this one seemed like a better angle

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Anton Lundell desu

Matt Ameriburger

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>lolteng

you named one american centre in that and modano has been retired for 8 seasons

Matthews
Eichel
Kane

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Auston mutthews

>want to watch my knights
>joker just came out for smash and friend wants to play today
Torn, lads

why do americans think kane is a centremen?

It’s a meme you dip

about to DUDE myself lads

Fuck nm forgot Kane was a winger

do both nigga

Our public schools are war zones

Patrick Kane more like Patrick LAME

even better angle.

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im aware

How much do they regret these trades now?

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BING BING

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>Smash Bros!!!!

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kane
kessel
quick

poile has really gone downhill lately
even turris

>Austin *le celebrate a goal like it's a OT Olympig Gold medal winning goal even though his team is 4 goals behind in the final minute of the game* Bustjews

Crosby

Back to /r/the_donald samefag cuck normie

Fuck. There are already people younger than me playing.

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Bolts would've swept the series if Hedman weren't injured

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a 62 win team should have the depth to handle an injured player

>Turris
0 goals in 18 playoff games with Nashville
4 assists
Yikes

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why is the hockey hall of fame in toronto?
it's the only way the stanley cup could be there xD

Subban and Granlund are fine, Fiala was a liability

Simmonds knee might have exploded though

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@92162452
>phone
Cuck. Now post a screenshot of your PC normie. No? Then go back to /r/the_donald cuck

well worth that 6mil a season!

>Samefag at the literal same time
Newcuck

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Turris trade was just for prospects, but he's been a bust. I'm waiting for Lavi to demote him to the 4th line.

>Can't afford a phone
Did mommy take away your phone privileges again?

Anyone watching U-18 WJC?

>Granlund is fine
A whooping 6 points in 20 games for Nashville.
>Fiala was a liability
What is Subban then? He looks completely lost in his own zone.

hope this is good. Had to cut out Wheelers pass because of a camera flash making everything purple

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I'm shocked that maple leafs fans are posting online here... amazed that they can string three W's together
LOL

For me, it's San Jose Shorks legend Mike Ricci

>6mil for 6 season to rot on the 4th line
yeah im thinkin poile has lost his touch

Just finished my vegan lunch time to go play my Nintendo switch until my girlfriend and Jamal are finished hanging out can’t wait till I get to watch some hockey!!!

Canada btfo

I can be. Who is playing?

That's as much a goaltender interference as Couture's

Canada - Finland 0-2

>Canada losing to Finland

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watching the preview of the final
sweden usa right now

what happened to my Calgary flames?

excellent

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the time of the leaf is over in ice hokki
the time of BINLAND is now!!

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Again?

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For me, it's the Florida Panthers legend Sandis Ozolins, RIP.

oh no sweden just scored

hahahahahahahahahaha just wanted to remind everyone the lgbtning got swept by the teds ahahahahahahahahhaha

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scar

I actually visited toronto one time to see my team play the leafs, I parked my car in the downtown and stupidly left the two tickets on the dashboard. so we go get dinner, and come back, some asshole broke into our car and stole all our stuff, except the two tickets to the game, next to them he left two more!

even latvia is having a piss on us?
jesus we've fallen

Laffs might as well refer to the whole nation desu

Worst defense since the 2018-19 playoffs Tampa Bay Lightning. They whole team has switched since the regular season. Now the goalie is playing like a fucking god and the offense has dried up.

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Why did you leave a bunch of stuff in your car? Dumbass.

High quality post very based

But-but he's not dead yet you know


Not taking piss, just that game was one huge meme

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WOT IF THE 8TH SEED WOULD SWEEP THE RECORD BREAKING PRESIDENTS TROPHY WINNER IN THE FIRST ROUND, BONKERS, INNIT????

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Granlund has had a hard time adjusting, but hes got better stats this season than Fiala and doesn't cough up the puck 5 times a game. Plus he's got good PP production which the preds need

what is the best part about driving around with a maple leafs fan in the car? you get to park in the handicap zones!

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based and facebookhumourpilled

nice nubs btw

Worlds group A is not looking very fun desu

what did the maple leafs fan do after his team won the stanley cup?
he turned off his xbox

Was thinking today, could canes do the same with tampoons?

You talk like it's still the trade deadline. Granlund has been nothing but a bust for Nashville

>canada interferes with goalie and literally pushes him into the net
>demand a goal and another review

WHERE IS MY LEAFBLOWER

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why doesn't quebec city have a hockey team? because then toronto would want one too

no
teds should have been the 3rd seed in the metro
canes lack depth, physicality and coaching to sweep a number 1 seed

>brent BURNED

Karlsson and Thornton stopped skating at the same time. Thornton is soon 40 fucking years old and he still doesn't know how to backcheck...If he just had skated all the way he could've hooked him or done something to prevent the goal. If it's a penalty shot, who gives a fuck. A penalty shot is better than a goal against.

>If it's a penalty shot, who gives a fuck. A penalty shot is better than a goal against.
penalty shots may as well be a ga

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I hate the Relocanes but to be honest. They completely assraped the Crapitals last game. And I can easily see it happen again.

Again, he's not a defensive liability. I would have loved for him to start producing right away, but I'm not ready to call him a bust yet.

gonna say this post is b**** if i do say so myself. (please dont ban me)

gretzky isnt top 3 all time (this is a hockey related post)

>sweden
>russia
>czech republic
>switzerland
Seems like no playoffs for >us

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thanks leaffren

I just noticed that Thorton yelled something right before the shot. What did he yell?

A capable goale should save 8/10 penalty shots. Now saying that Martin jones is a capable goalie, but he may have been lucky.

caps were up 2-0 in a series they clearly think they already won
doubt they will be caught sleeping tonight

Lol can you believe that the bolts got swept

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>I hate the Relocanes but to be honest.
why sven. is it literally just because we traded rask and lindy

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>“We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children”

shut the fuck up bandwagon normie cuck back to /r/the_donald you going to spam bojangles pictures now cuck?

things aren't looking so great for those folks down in san jose either

out of 43 penalty shots in the 2019 regular season 15 were goals

too obvious. bait has to be believable user

You don't have to attach 16 different levels of seethe to every post you make you know?

Can't hear him on replay. he probably said rag it

A bad season in Wild, had a child and then got traded. He will do better next season.

>why sven
I've hated them since NHL Faceoff 98. Ugly colours, ugly logo, ugly team name, the way the greasy motherfucker moved the team from Hartford.

what is the difference between a mosquito and the toronto maple leafs?
eventually a mosquito stops sucking

Why are Calgary fans so fair weather?

hey did you guys hear about this russian collusion pretty wild

What do prostitutes and toronto maple leafs have in common?
They both get paid to suck

leafs nation reporting in

Who /suomi/ here?

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the toronto police are cracking down on traffic violations in the downtown area. the first offense, you get two maple leafs tickets. the second offense, you have to use them

cuck

we let the europeans in
me lad

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Rick and Morty have in common? They both have impossibly insufferable fanbases

Me clearly

go coyotes
no lefs

whoa how did you think of this one user

STOP BEATING US!!!!

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hello fren

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for me it’s finnish gms, finnish coaching, finnish forwards, finnish dman, finnish tendies and of course finnish puck sluts

kinda impolite man

Had a dream I could buy my way to heaven

Sorry friend, we live in a 1+3 dimensional universe. There must only be one time-like dimension. However, there are no restrictions on which dimension behaves like time.

Inside of the event horizon of a black hole, the radial dimension becomes time-like and the time dimension becomes space-like. Yes, you can move forwards and backwards in time inside of a black hole freely. However, you will always move "forward" (down, towards radius=0) in one of the previous spatial dimensions, analogous to how time always moves forward. This cannot be overcome, and you will inevitably fall into the singularity.

Anton Lundell desu

LUNDELL!!!!

Hello fellow caniac

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Calgary Flames have in common? They’re both shit teams with shit fans and they’ll be eliminated in the first round

That's what catholicism is for

Charlie Brooker's Series Wipe

Finland is now banned from /hoc/

twitter.com/SanJoseSharks/status/1118944612746326016?s=19

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Looking forward to Shorks elimination

Lundell > Lafreniere

My stool > Kakko

me > you

Got the knights right where >we want them and besides avoided the sweep

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Give me a scouting report on your stool

our stool beats your stool

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>Letang on if he'd consider dialing it back to avoid mistakes: "You don't want me to make mistakes? I'll try that. I'll try that. Next year, I'll try to make no mistakes at all." #Pens
GOD I HATE THIS FAGGOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Never.

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more like caca hahaha

LOL what happened to sweden? LMAO

finlan more like PEDOland

Bulky, fast, digs hard into the corners, uses its massive frame to its full advantage and of course gets pucks deep

Relegated by Japan

Let's fucking do this boys!

Impossible, sweden is a hockey nation

wtf I love japan now

>Krappo Caca will be going to the >rags

St. Louis Blues 32 33 15 - 281 293 79 .494 JM L TOR 2-4
Detroit Red Wings 34 36 10 - 260 274 78 .487 JD W CHI 4-0 W TOR 4-3 L EDM 1-4
Chicago Blackhawks 29 37 14 - 290 310 72 .450 BP L DET 0-4
Toronto Maple Leafs 32 42 6 - 286 319 70 .438 JB W STL 4-2 L DET 3-4
Minnesota North Stars 30 40 10 - 296 314 70 .438 LH/GS

>the absolute state of the norris division

so is Japan

Have a sneaky feeling Finland wins worlds :^)

Toews

Hold me lads

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>beer league championships

youtube.com/watch?v=VsDJqU083Jw
all penguins deserve to be paraplegic
youtube.com/watch?v=qIjEQHMjNcM
people don't forget bud

>cooke won a cup
>kane is a shork
who won in the end really

shall

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wtf i love evander kane now

>blots

yep

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>This was a very unfortunate ending to the tournament for the Swedes. For the first time ever, they will not play at the top level next year. There were some bright spots for the team throughout the tournament. They received good production from their top forwards, namely Emma Nordin, Pernilla Winberg, and Hanna Olsson. But it just wasn’t enough for them to finish in the top-three in Group B. They beat France in group play but fell to the Czech Republic, Germany, and Japan.

>The downside was getting relegated after the following game, despite leading late over Japan. The Japanese scored twice in the final 10 minutes of the game to win, 3-2, and seal Sweden’s fate.

>frog defenders

>pettersson on the skoda cup squad
threepeat

>BREAKING: KeyArena renovation now up to $900 million private price tag. Reopening of venue also delayed several months from recent forecasts — now June 1, 2021 and pushing up against start of Seattle Storm WNBA season.

youtube.com/watch?v=JuWJ0cNdTBU

business idea: turn notre-dame into an arena

thats a lot of money

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Yearly reminder that the Panthers let Gerard Gallant, Reilly Smith, AND Jonathan Marchessault go to Vegas

...

The Vegas arena cost 375 million USD
So yeh, pretty crazy

youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI
god-tier boomer rock coming through

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It might rival Davos as the most aesthetic arena

>le petite village de Tampon Gay

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should i vomit or no?

>He hasn't traversed the complex time plane
>He is resigned to preserving muh causality
The dolts literally got swept (in the past) because I'm going to shit my pants tomorrow (in the future)
You are like a baby, like an electronics engineer that doesn't understand impedance.

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NOT THE STORM

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NATALIE SPOONER IS GETTING ENGAGED

>dykepuck

NOT IN THIS CASE

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They're accepting public designs to replace the collapsed spire. I propose we slap one of these on it and go ahead with the conversion to a hockey rink.

What is that?

Forgot the pic
I cannot quantify my shame.

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he looks like he enjoys getting pegged by her

>900 million
Why not build a new arena at that point instead of all the bullshit to keep that stupid roof?

Thinking up new DYNAMITE ways to leave it all out on the ice tomorrow.

A Seattle fan

not surprised by this in the slightest
xheattle shot themselves in the foot the moment they deemed keyarena roof as historic
if they wanted to reuse that site the building should have demolished and a new one built, renovations of this nature are always over budget and over schedule

The other day was take your child to work day for the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Leafs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their sons and daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 5-3.

slewfoot and nut-shots

nut shots have not been taken off the table including nut shots to my own team mates.

us preliminary roster

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watch them start schneider game 1

Think I like girls, lads

quick is better than all three of those fags

use a lefty stick as a righty

Gay

reminder this was also the final score of the previous canes/caps game

can't wait to concede six goals every game desu lads.

>nobody from >my team
dont care

me too

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Remember to bee yourself, whatever you do.

>Schneider as first string tendie
Bronze game here we come

So with the blots out, is it officially the end of Publix posting?

love women

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Might get relegated desu

same tbhon

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Dude or chick?

>Marchessault last year
>Stone this year

based Ottawa

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wait wait wait, is that THE DiPietro?

drinking Hallonsoda

Tendie is helpless like little babbie

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I don't get it either user, Isles getting the same treatment

no, I love the Islanders but I hate the relocanes

Is this the most overrated sandwich in the country?

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Beautiful.

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what would the team name be

NINE MILLION DOLLARS

If youre near claremont, CA go hit up coates fried chicken and burgers and youll regret posting that

No one cares about the details of your mental illness, Sven.

If you ever feel like you may, just get it over with - you'll feel much better after

The French Canadiens.

LOVE french canadian women
HATE albertan women

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that would be the bacon cheeseburger

have you met either irl?

you're in beer league. you are allowed 2 players of different sexes to play on your team.
Do you go with

1. Connor McDavid & Shannon Szabados
2. Hilary Knight & Noora Raty
3. Miro Heiskanen & Ronja Savolainen on D

or some other combo. I'd go with #1 if I was in it to win it

I-I never cared about U18 hockey anyway..!! Hahahaha..!

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yes

>2. Hilary Knight & Noora Raty
hearty kek

No, the BLT is the most overrated sandwich. Bacon itself is probably the most Reddit condiments in general.

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The Teds are going all the way lads

saw in real life whores on montreals streets near the olympic stadium when I went there.
Felt like i was in Cops

why are kebecois so trashy?

stupid f*nn if you stopped being so ugly and smellly you would win mongol bitch kys sweden is better

>everything I don’t like is reddit
>anything popular is reddit

stop BULLYING Finland.

this. bacon may very well be the most overrated food in the world

Is there a Swedish version of Cops?

I never even noticed. I guess replace Raty with Bobrovsky or something. It could also be prime versions of former players.

simple as

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ban this user

>I just LOVE bacon I put it on everything

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motherfucker why dont you say that irl and see what happens!!

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I think there's something missing from your list

>Using onions for a post about meat
Feeling conflicted about this won lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=EH-BMAJwL5M

Bacon on a burger is good though to be hon with you

love men
hate women

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No, it’s really not.

happy elimination day bros

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me on the left.

I like bacon on pizza

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fucking christ finland, you okay there bud?

>mfw a mormon tithes near me
Some branches of protestantism are a lot more expensive than catholicism

t. agnostic who has no place in this conversation

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where I draw the line is bacon needs to be fried by itself then added to food. If it's cooked as a part of a dish I don't like it

what would that be?

"älkää kuvatko ilman lupaa" dont photograph without a permission
"saatanan apinat" fucking monkeys
(turku ofcourse)
youtube.com/watch?v=R_7zyusgOjw


gonna need a source famalam

What is more Reddit: bacon on burgers or fried egg on burger?

Les Flames de Notre Dame

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Edgy. Grow the f*ck up kid.

I agree for the most part, but there are some recipes that call for bacon to be cooked with the food that actually turn out well.

should be one of these javlibrary.com/en/vl_star.php?s=aezri

I browse reddit desu

go fiddle some little kids

Hehe never really cared about u18 anyway

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>92164378

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We all do (at least /r/hockey).

>objectively best burger is reddit
Take your avocado burger and go

youtube.com/watch?v=mtCWX6HxbC0

she has a penis doesn’t she

>92164378

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Anyone want to go to a summer camp in Finland?
youtube.com/watch?v=hqbX58xYhxo

I hate Finland.

portobello burgers

fat fucks are talking about food again

youtube.com/watch?v=71JRZsn3C-E

youtu.be/_1D1l7mdgU8

I am going to make fried rice tonight. Can I add mushrooms?

good afternoon leafs nation

me too
fuck this country

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kys

bacon burgers are kino
avocado / mushroom burgers are reddit

can you guys stop calling things i like reddit. mushrooms are good

What are mushroom burgers? Always thought things like mushroom and Swiss burgers were pretty good.

breathing air is reddit

What's /hoc/'s favorite essential oil?

Would you fuck cassie Campbell?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

/hoc/ is Reddit

is chicken Reddit?

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Drinking water is reddit

100% yes and then cuddle when its over

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Missing the days when saying Reddit was filtered

i'm reddit

Why is her left arm so short

that's based though

"[x] is reddit" memeing is reddit

Just called an idiot in the Publix parking lot

parallax

lawnmower accident

I'm here now lads, expect things to be better from here on out.

Looking for a better effort tonight lads

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""[x] is reddit" memeing is reddit" is reddit

Ovi knocking out Dougie would be just great

A burger with a portobello mushroom instead of a hamburger patty.
My ex gf used to love them. Maybe she still does.

redundancy is reddit

Sounds pretty based tbqhwy, I fucking love mushrooms.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qhh-9qPL5b4
american tv shows

if caps lose this game ill take the canes seriously

Je suis reddit

based

>Swedish humor

digits and ovechkin stubs his toe really bad on the locker room bench

Je suis reddit

Don't be lewd about Cassie

Caps in 5 if they win tonight. Canes in 7 if they win tonight.

>t.caps fan

ouchie

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Mentioning your gf is Reddit

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What about steak filets wrapped with bacon?

saying oof is reddit as fuck

Spam is Reddit

Having a girlfriend is reddit

new

yikes

Who here /comeback/?

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Pot

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well who wouldn't to be honest

I heard french canadian girls will eat your ass. Is this true?

Nope, nasty

this is correct

gasoline