/hoc/

MIKKKKOOOOOO RAAAAAAAANNN-NTANEN

Only one bracket can still be 100% correct. And that bracket has Colorado winning the cup.

Based Rantaruntiringinen

>FLOMS

OH
HON
HON
HON

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha >flams

>OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOON

IT WAS 2-0

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Laughing at the province of Alberta

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YESSSS EAT SHIT CANADA. WE ARE HERE TO STAY

Tfw both #1 seeds will be eliminated in round 1

>celebrating by waving around some tassels
lmao

>didn't bock the shot
gutless

Rants my boy

nice puck watching by FLAMES NEAL

>COWTOWN

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>phlegms
>blots
>pongs
>shorks

Kino playoffs

prescient OP to be desu with you

>finally pick the Avs
>roll 96
>Rantanen scores not even a minute later
What the fuck did I mean by this???

the pacific division sucks

>yfw no canadian team makes it past the 1st round

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>IT WAS 2-0
>BEST 3RD PERIOD TEAM

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How the hell does Colorado generate so many shots on goal?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

This is indias greatest sportsman

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>the absolute state of 1st seeds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE FORMER FATLANTA FLIM FLAMS

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This is What happens when you give the 1 seeds to annual playoff chokers.

>the dilapidated shantytown shitholes of this year’s 1 seeds

these are already the most kino playoffs since 2011

>blots blotted
>pongs ponged
>shorks shorking
>flims flamming
This is a good year lads.

by getting pucks in deep

go knights

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vocaroo.com/i/s1vKLh4sOTjw

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lmao the calgary flames fucking suck

James Neal lol

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>All the "experts" predicting a 2004 rematch

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remember when people thought johnny gaudreau was good? lmao

>give

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I always thought he was good, good for nothing

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT PETERS BRO

I TOLD YOU DOG

my western bracket is a lock imo

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hoc is always right.
about everything.

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I genuinely can't comprehend this shit. The flames were a head and shoulder above this conference most of the year and now this is happening. How the fuck?

FINALLY

ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE I STARTED WATCHING HOCKEY AND FINALLY MY AVS ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL

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>vgk in the finals again
please god no

>all the fags that were saying the flames would sweep colorado

Where are you now?

Av's doing the rope a dope in December through February or so to trick the rest of the league into thinking they lost thier mojo, playoffs starts Avs bring it!

it’s almost as if the >standings don’t mean anything

S E E E T H I N G A L B O R T I A N

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seething albertan

Friendly reminder for the newfags here that it was 3-0

manlet forwards get walked over by men in the playoffs

Was that unironically the best game this year
it had everything

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SEETHING

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>tampa got memed in a sweep
>pongs got memed in a sweep
>stupid child getting heemed by big based ovi
>shorks chimping out every game
>carl gary getting absolutely btfo in ot after wasting a PP

this is probably the funniest the first round has been

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I WAS WRONG, OK

imagine playing for 20 minutes then just checking out of the series

jets and blues was fucking better. but nobody fucking watched it because everyone was too busy shitposting about the lightning

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>that camel

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Take the L on the way out

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name a more pathetic excuse of a player

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shorks elimination day tomorrow lads.

>it was 1-0

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Shorks will unshork themselves.
Screencap this post.

brent burns.

Avs playing the buff all year

>make it look like your OT is absolute dogshite
>come to the playoffs and catch them off guard.

all these meme series means less hoggei to watch lads :(

vgk vs shorks will be pengs vs caps every year. They will be knocked out by vgk - every. single. year.

Stanky leg

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Av's will get the gentlemen's sweep on Friday.

that's a dromedary not a camel

Stamkos looked 1000x better than anyone on the Flames top line

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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Avs vs Teds finals you heard it here first

That's not true, I saw Gaudreau carry the puck into the zone a few times. Stamkos did literally nothing for 3.5 games.

>having Vegas in the finals
Fucked up there. I didn’t even bother to look at the rest of your bracket, you retard.

A dromedary is a type of camel.
Bactrians are the ones with two humps, and dromedaries have one hump.

NUH-UH, IM AN AVS FAN THROUGH AND THROUGH. HAVE BEEN SINCE MY 12th BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST YEAR IN NOVEMBER. MACKINNON IS MY FAV PLAYER AND ALSO RANTANEN IS PRETTY GOOD. I JUST LOVE HOW THEY ARE SO FAST AND KID FRIENDLY.

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>dromedary
whatever fuggin assburger :D

>böndeskog :D

then you must have noticed that Monahan literally hasn't appeared for a second over the last 4 games

Why aren’t there more Russians in these threads?

I got so mad when the flames lost I tried to explain to my mom that the white genocide is because the aliens won't come until whites are a minority because aliens are scared of whites

Could have been avoided if the flames fuckin won

Russians generally don't learn English.

huutis starttaa
go huff some petrol with sam

Too bad the flames are shit lol

cope

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UM SWEETHEART

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what's he doing down there?

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looking for johnny hockey

>go huff some petrol with sam
MY BEST FRIEND IS CHAD AND WE DONT HUFF PETROL. WE PLAY FORTNITE AND EAT VEGGIES FOR SNACKS. NO DRUGS EXCEPT FOR OUR MEDICATION. I LOVE THE AVS!!!

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I've missed watching about 30 minutes over the first four games, but you're correct. I can't recall seeing Monahan on the ice.

kek

>Phlegms fans proving yet again they’re the sorest losers

He places lines of crack cocaine in his crease and sniffs a line when he needs a fix. Wasn't able to get it in for the first game and that's why he was shit. But they got it from a local dealer for tonight's game and that's why he was better.

Praise Kek(alinen)

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this but unironically

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>tfw shorks have jones for 6 (six) more years

These threads are fun this late at night.

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>lines of crack cocaine

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Nah, they'll leave him exposed for Seattle.

i'll take baked

absolutely SEETHING

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baked

for me, it's scalloped

Who knew the Bing Bings could be so based?

Now I want a Bing/Ted SCF

this time until about six hours from now, is the only time that /hoc/ is good.

hash browns are the best of all worlds.

going with tots, they're both hashbrowns and fries

Raclette

Well, I've never really thought about it before, I'll be damned if it isn't hash browns.

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mashed, french fries or scalloped

all go

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Why isn’t Monahan included?

it says pick one
ONE YOU FUCKING RETARD

Hot Take: Mashed potatoes are overrated

One of my prouder OCs if I'm being honest.

Shannon said WHAT?
youtube.com/watch?v=--l5oHfGMqg

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the picture in itself does not have any authority, nor am i a retard for liking multiple foods

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pretty great desu

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I completely agree. It might be the worst form of potato. In fact, I think it is time for a list.
1. Raclette
2. Poutine
3. Baked
4. Scalloped
5. French Fries
6. Tator Tots
7. Hash Browns
8. Boiled
9001. Mashed

I didn't say it was practical. Smith is an odd guy that prefers hard rocks up his nose over fine powder. I think he likes the feeling of them lodged up there so he can savor the "flavor".

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imagine if you actually had to live in calgary, where the oil based economy is so bad that the downtown is literally deserted, and the only thing going right anywhere is the hockey team is winning and then this happens. i'd fucking kill myself

>#GoAvsGo is trending in Charlotte
I can't tell if this is a meme or if >we're legitimately still annoyed at Peters, Hanifin, Lindholm, and Ryan.

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For me, it's freedom fries.

gib mammi

absolutely based

youtube.com/watch?v=_1D1l7mdgU8
lolololooooloolooolloololololol

Definitely near the bottom. My British mother boils baby potatoes, covers them in salt and eats them with cold chunks of butter. I don’t know if that’s an actual dish but I’d say that’s worse than mashed.

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When I was a little kid my parents tried to make me eat mashed potatoes but I actually threw up from the texture

for me, it's the erik karlsson

johnny hockey is such a little bitch, all he's done this series is flop and cry for penalties

twitter.com/danharbridge/status/1118389934770085894

based if true

Quintessential.

He’s such a pussy his go to sandwich is a slice of ham on a bun. I guess mustard and cheese are too spicy for Jonny cuck

m8 hes an absolute laughing stock right now. A total mockery. Real karlsson for me

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hes such a babby, how does someone like him get that nickname? johnny floppy

My father's side of the family is British-Canadian and did the same thing, but without butter. I sort of enjoy it because it reminds me of my grandparents, but it is pretty bland.
I had a similar experience, but I didn't quite throw up.

>3-1
what did the fumes mean by this?

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>succeeded at every level before entering the NHL.
kek

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

They're tactically losing in the first round to improve their draft position.

To bad he's been fucking exposed as a fucking bitch in the playoffs.

Some absolute terrible tastes in this thread.

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>meme manlets like Gaudreau, Kucherov and Crosby nowhere to be found during the playoffs
when will they learn

>floms window will close next year because giordano will be 36
oh no NO NO

The window was never open to begin with.

the chad Martin St. Louis vs the virgin Johnny Gaudreau

>Yum, a bowl of bland paste mildly improved by butter and chives, the same things you put on any other potato dish

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based

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>implying tire fires have windows

As a Calgary fan who's team just blew a 2 goal lead, and remembers when we gave Murray a PTO. He is sooo fucking right. I hope we meet each other in the next round.

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floms could've really used adam fox right now

Outside of game 1 and Mike Smith, the Flames have honestly been even more embarrassing than Tampa. It's that bad

Jonesy feels like shit right now. I'm not going to speculate and say that he probably feels like shit. I know for a fact that he feels like shit. He didn't play in the regular season like he and we know that he can. He isn't playing right now the way we know he can. He must feel so goddamn terrible right now that it breaks my heart. He's letting himself down as he disappoints his family, his friends, his city, and his team. All the armchair coaches on Twitter calling for his head certainly aren't helping.

I couldn't imagine being him right now. I'm depressed right now as a fan, imagine being the man in the cage that's the reason this is happening. The weight and pressure he must be feeling is so immense I can't even imagine.

There is criticism to be said. Changes to be made. Work that needs to get done. Perhaps a coaching change? Cooch did tweet that he wants Boughner back. Maybe the guys don't have faith in PDB so that's why they have no heart. That's all speculation.

What isn't speculation is what we see. And whatever happens next, win or lose, I just want to say one thing. Jonesy, I love you. I know you can do better. We've seen it. I still have faith in you. We need to get your head right and get you back to the Jonesy that we all know that you are. It probably won't happen by tomorrow. But God damn it, you're still my favorite player even if we lose. Dont let this season gnaw at you.

Let's fucking go boys. Go sharks

elimination day tomorrow shark boy

What if in game 7 neither the jets nor the blues score a single goal?

>Vegass newfag doesn't recognize redditposting
As expected

Then the game goes on until the end of time

Anyone got a webm of that crazy Jets goal from the 3rd period last game

its a joke, he was only pretending to be retarded

laine will get tired of missing out on apex and finally end it

Hey Calgary, please lose the next game so >we don't feel as bad being the only "contender" team to get eliminated 4-1

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It's not over yet lad.

If we have any hope of winning the cup this series, let alone winning another game, this is the right call. Dell is awesome, but even his peak is not playoff hockey level. Jones has at least proven to be amazing before. Hopefully he figures his absolutely ridiculous positioning out.

Get Vlasic and Jumbo back in there, keep Donkey in, play with more composure (specifically in the defensive zone), skate their hearts out.. anything can happen. I refuse to believe this team isn't good enough to win 3 games in a row against anybody.

Reddit's false optimism isn't making me feel any better, my man

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>Get Vlasic and Jumbo back in there, keep Donkey in, play with more composure
quick someone tell dumboer.

hearing a siren outside lads it's happening

update? sirens are here all the time but I live near a hospital.

what happened to rinne lads?

His pekka broke

it was a city wide siren, something to do with the temperature of the grain silos so it goes off even at midnight i guess. weird

goaltending originating from his country

gotta embrace the rebuild, shorks. don't run away from it

shorks will resign karlsson for like 12x8 and then they'll be stuck with him and kane while their center core slowly gets too old to do anything

You make it sounds like their center core is doing anything right now.

Rebuild? They're in their prime

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already have lad. relocate them for all i give a fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=EqDVVMpc0h8

there's reddit posting, but twatter posting is even better

I’d like to thank the NHL and the Calgary Flames for showing me that every last sport is indeed corrupt.
I’m actually heartbroken. Thanks a lot.
I hope Smith, Brodie, and Backlund break their legs. They costs us our shot at the Stanley Cup.

#DONEwithSports @NHLFlames @NHL

isn't couture a center? he's not 30 yet, but everyone else is over the hill

kys piss tree

I love Yinzer tears

erik karlsson

they say the exact same shit.

Really drunk lads
Got work in 8 hours too

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oh no they only won 2 cups in the last 3 years poor pens ;((((

HAH FAILURES!

Why the fuck would you be mad at Smith?
He's practically the only reason the Flames still have a chance

tbf that tweet was from a female, so

I wonder what kind of return the #Flames can get for Gaudreau? Someone who can get his hands dirty in the playoffs maybe?

oh no no NO they're turning on the manlet

Seriously, to the Canadian who posted this instathot last night, I would love a sauce. Google reverse image throws up nothing.

>liking the women chambers posts
shit taste

Moving to Iqaluit to own sunbelters

fuck off with these ayy lmaos

>BLOTS

keked hard

>all the flimflam salt over the refs on twitter
lmao

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there's hundreds of trade johnny manlet tweets, it's pretty funny

That shit is spooky

ayy lmao

I'm curious to see more. She's bizarre

>#DONEwithsports

LMAOOOOO

ah yes, for research.

Look we all need to do some exploratory wanks every now and again. Just give me the tools.

Fuck it bro, Avs won!

they're all russian instragram whores chambers is really into for whatever reason

Tell me a bedtime story, /hoc/.

Just tell your boss you wahood your bing bing

One time I went to bed but then I had to poop so I got up and pooped and then I went to bed.
This happens about once a month probably.

no

Why you think I'm drunk lad?

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One night I was too lazy to walk downstairs to take a leak so I pissed in a bottle.
Now I do it at least once a week.
I don't empty them.
Goodnight, faggot, I hope your team is eliminated and/or out of the playoffs.

give me a good horror movie to watch lads

Why do all NHL players wives/girlfriends look exactly the fucking same?

The Lightning tied a league record for the most wins in a season and were subsequently swept out of the first round by the least successful franchise in the league

I’ll cover your shift dog

Puck bunnies are a fungal hivemind

I consider myself a sports fan, ive always followed the A's, 49ers and Warriors since I was a kid, but Ive never really paid attention to the NHL or Sharks. Ive only always heard about the Sharks in the periphery of local sports shows, for example I am aware theyre in the playoffs seeming every year but I dont know anything else about them. The impression that ive gotten over the last 20 years is that they are perpetual chokers, seems like every year theyre in the playoffs with pretty good teams and then they just kind of disappear. My question is, why is this? Is the organization poorly run? As in they simply dont go out and get the last piece to get over the hump. Is it a situation where its not very difficult to get into the playoffs? Or is it bad luck? Curious to know what you guys think as I dont really have any friends who are nhl or shark fans. Thanks!

Edit: reason I ask is lo and behold, im watching espn and see that the sharks are in the playoffs again and theyre down like 3 games to 1.

Seed (2007) fucked me up, but I was also pretty baked so I dunno if it holds up

Nekromantik

martyrs, the original french one, absolutely not the trash american remake

The Flims were 7-0 with one of those refs lmao

agreed. good ass movie.
thanks lads. probably gonna watch both rn

Hard to beat a good mash. Can't say I've ever had "real" scalloped potatoes, though, only sketchy stuff from a box.

But scalloped potatoes are an important part of French cooking. Are you saying you've never had French food before?

It was nice conversing with you all, but i won't be watching on Friday. That game reminded me of the Ducks series from two years ago when we lost after being up. If they don't wanna work hard for the win then i'll spend my time elsewhere.

I've had enough of this. See you all in the fall.

Maybe four L’s will be enough fill your gaping faggot ass. Go fuck yourself pussy

You mean like biryani?

All good choices 2bh.
For me, though, it's tots.

Peters is a dumb ass. Him putting Neal out there for that shift is what lost them the game. Look at how Neal just coasts into the D zone & watches it all unfold. If he could actually skate he probably could have gotten a stick on the puck to break up the pass, or the shot attempt.

Got caught puck gazin. Needs to have his wig split.

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who would ever want to eat french food? they have zero culinary tradition.

I meant historically French cooking, not bowls of diarrhea imported from some desert wasteland.

take this gay shit back to r3ddit

It Follows

> R5NNE
>Shitsville

pls dont bully them

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Feeling sick and dizzy lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=EqDVVMpc0h8

Is mike smith elite?

>canada could be eliminated int he first round

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Why does Rinne always struggle in the playoffs?

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As Above, So Below is great (for the first 2/3, anyway).

thoughts?

watched last time you gave me the rec m8. not as bad as i thought it would be.

W I L S O N

scalloped potatoes , the snack of gentlemen

I already reached my quota for the day and it's only 4:12.

Pucks deep.

Probably was another user, don't recall talking about that in /hoc/ before. In that case, if you can find it, watch the original version of The Haunting from 1963.

>The Haunting
used to watch this with my grandma when i was a kid. scared the piss out me back then.

What do I do with this?

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watching a max hardcore scene lads

Where is the piano music

Shove it up your ass and let it get deep into your colon

youtube.com/watch?v=G7bCDBkrtjk&disable_polymer=1

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youtube.com/watch?v=EstPgi4eMe4

>kyle landry
my nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=jkWA_Bom79A

B&RP

twitter.com/icemancometh/status/1116125405423919104

Every year a few #SJSharks fans tell me they are numb and no longer get their hopes up every playoff season. I on the other hand always get my hopes up thinking this will be the year.

That's over. I'm finally numb. This is a new embarrassing low. 2020 im not gonna get hopes up.

thinking about starting the #SocialJusticeSharks hashtag

Do it

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Not surprised.

Meant the picture. Not surprised a woman uses mens washroom. Much faster

oh please god help meeeee...

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you're already dead

It's funny to me that Calgayry thinks the refs allowing scrappy play is what caused them to lose and not the fact that they've allowed over 45 SOG in the past two games.

kek

After saying yesterday the sharks finally broke me and I won't get my hopes up, watch them go into overtime tomorrow, and I'll inevitably get my hopes up, but then they'll lose anyway. That sounds far worse than just laying another egg honestly.

>PLAYOFF
>RINNE

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Is Laine still being kept down for anti-semitic comments?

>my team didn't exist when this was created
based

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The quality of ice this playoffs has been exceptional

Cringe

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Anyone on the Wild

youtu.be/Ha2L7B0Z8Kg

Do you think the blues remember laine torturing them?

>flims
LMAO

>no one talking about the wild
>everyone mentioning them

Stay binged m8

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every tampa bay player

>about one no them
>talking mention everyone the wild

shoo shoo, only hokei countries itt

>col leads 3-1
BUT I WAS TOLD FLIMS WERE GONNA WIN THE CUP?

flames will sweep in 7

The flims fans are calling refpuck on every game now.

Yet the only flame player that turned up to the playoffs was Smith.

>was Smith
how ironic

After just finishing this Avalanche v Flames game in overtime !! Holy shit these games have been pretty damn exciting !!! Love the play off season!!!! Woo! ٩( ᐛ )و

>point out that flims will get absolutely stomped on next round
>screechingcowboys.lasso
should've said this round

Finnish delicacy

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I'm sorry, but did the Flames already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only four. Does not having the lead after four count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The flames are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the playoffs. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Flames are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL, they went 37-35-10 last year and would of won the Stanley Cup if Gulutzen didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Flames wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the avalanche just bing binged when they needed to wahoo, just like the Pacific Division did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Flames topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

>the only time /hoc/ is good is when offtopic posting is king
interesting take

makar looks like a friggin ghost wtf

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>going down in a series 3-1 to a team that only won 38 games all year
What did Calgary mean by this?

he's already disappearing

lads, can you help me figure out what's happening here in regards to defense?

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Just quality weed my friend

gord miller or gary thorne?

sure, this is a Norris trophy winner in action

NOTHING will top gary thorne

gap control is for faggots and try hards

Tampon bay

shalom

get out

Shit pasta

Do they have hockey in Israel?

Shalom
Probably not

please exit

Shit country then

who's your favorite hockey team m8?

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

The Tel-Aviv Cutdicks

They didn’t actually unironically believe they had a chance right?

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eh, low expectations awarded the franchise b2b cups

Difficult to ascertain although they appeared to be mollified upon conclusion

Not for this reason, but yes
Columbus
I got interested in hockey and went to a random nhl team generator and they were first
The last week was fucking incredible

is your name Ted?

take your bag of tricks and lies and leave

How degenerate is Israel compared to the west?

No, I also don't know a single Ted

based

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Burns was playing waaay too deep, and also should've taken the body instead of that weaksauce pokecheck attempt

friendly reminder that 4 straight losses in the finals qualifies as success for vegass fangays

I don't think there's a big difference

You should cheer for the Yotes since they're Gary's pet project and have clever accounting tricks

That's like losing 26 years in a row and then doing mental gymnastics when people say Canada hasn't won since 1993

Not really related, but his wife's name literally means 'mine' in hebrew, as in 'she's mine'

based boiling leaf

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I, for one, love our new Jewish friend.

I love you too, buddy

Friendly reminder literally ONE GUY cut a royal Canadian Air Force jet in half his first year in the NHL

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Canadian "aircraft"

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t. Fan of a franchise with zero (0) cups

no one said anything about canada
obsessed much?

Stay mad shitters

I just like watching your airplanes get cut in half

Imagine how upset the autistic seething canada poster will be sometime in the next week, when the day of the rake happens before the second round.

whatever helps you cope with cuplessness i guess

We have an NHL'er, finniger

oh look the sunbelt is accusing other of being mad after getting btfo

>bragging about a bust to the bust authority

you entered this thread absolutely fuming lad, right here

why must i be angry to state facts?

Exactly, like Canada not winning the cup since 1993 is a fact

You mean "Shelli"? Interesting.

no one is denying that

>be a fan of a franchise with zero cups
>goto insult is making fun of others for not winning a cup after a long time
tip too hypocrisy

Seconded. He can stay as long as he doesn't shit up the place like gr*ase

You guys wanna fuckin start one? I'll fuckin rip into your country's hockey history just say the fuckin word you little shits

where are the mental gymnastics now nevada?

oh look who is really mad :)

ask the sharks buddy

just say the fuckin word Gord

beating up a cupless choke team is suppose to be an insult to me?

SEETHING WITH RAGE

I'm starting to get the feeling you don't know the word.

who knew whipping a bunch of sunbelters into a shoot would be so easy

>he doesn't know the word
I'm not going to tell you, you have to guess.

Then I can lay into you.

hockey discussion

Yeah but the NHL is specifically catered toward growing the sport in the U.S. you'd have to be touched not to see how every Canadian team in the finals gets mysteriously beaten for some innane reason. Parallax angle has never been used since as a reason why a goal is disallowed. On an international scale, you might as well bring your bulldykes because your mens team is a mix of 4th line energy guys and skilled twinks who dont play D.

good morning leafs nation

is that your guess?

no burn could ever compare to when canada burned down the white house in 1814.

Oh god I could go for cheesy scalloped

>point out vegas has no cups
>their fanbase becomes seethee and explodes into a rage
great way to start the day

>not even talking about the wild
>everyone mentions them

Anyone know the schedule for today?

based

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nah i called into the phone line but they havent updated it yet. my paper hasnt arrived yet so i cant check it there either. if only there was a way to easily check the schedule online.

Svechnikov is scheduled to get fed through a tube at 4 hour intervals and nurses must flip him to prevent bedsores

>I expect you to go along with tonight's script Gary.

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guess that vegas user had to go step on a kitten to help calm himself down

if the leafs dont pick up a couple wins in the next few games they just might be done

Does anyone know the fucking schedule? Can somebody please post the fucking schedule?

astute observation

You're the one who didn't know the word, retard

...

>You now remember movie phone

only shit games until the end of next week

>>my team isn't playing today and it's because they swept their first round opponent, not because they never made the playoffs in the first place

What to do tonight, lads?

Hereditary

no clue what you are talking about, are you always filled with delusion?

Yeah, we know you don't know much, dumbass.

I've been thinking: does anyone have any data on the quality of different rinks ice?

retard

he must be if he thought losing in the scf was success

>tfw the vegas core breaks up in the next 2-3 years and they end up bottom dwellers for a decade
>remember when we made the finals in 2018? those were the days

No ideas what time the games are tonight. Anyone got a schedule?

lets tone down the anger lads

>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

>worst 4/5 sunbelt
not even surprised

Just say the word

Oh wait, you can't

It
Was
3-0
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0

you're right, i cant make sense of whats going on in your head
perhaps one day you'll find peace

>laffs

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does anything go together like vegas and seethe?

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>had the Preds/Stars score backward

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LOVE boston
LOVE islanders
LOVE colorado
LOVE dallas
LOVE st louis
LOVE columbus
LOVE winnipeg
HATE laffs
HATE hurrishits
HATE craps
HATE flims
HATE shorks
HATE vegass
HATE predditors

>no shitcongo or shitspurge
NBC bleeeeeeeeeeeooown the fuck out

LOVE canada

only SHIT teams playing tonight

What would make nbc seethe more? Stars and jackets scf Or avalanche and hurricanes?

LOVE caps
LOVE St Louis
LOVE Dallas
LOVE Columbus
HATE rest

sorry but the call was already made. ecf will be islanders at leafs, amazing ratings and the whole tavares back story. wcf will be avs and preds to try and help garner more support in weaker markets.

After round 1 every Canadian team will be knocked out, increasing the drought to 26 years >Colorado
>small market

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flames are gone but the jets and leafs are still in it. if they win game 5 then there's a good chance they'll make it.

he doesnt care about reality

for me its wanting vegass to make the scf only to lose in spectacular fashion (again) and solidify their reputation as the bloos 2.0

And lose to Columbus?

ZERO chance the knights are able to get past this avs team.

sure, the teds could use some happiness

imagine unironically living in vegas

you can be a basement dwelling neet anywhere in the world, and some people choose the asshole of america

Imagine thinking you have any sort of chance to win in the layoffs with smeth as your goalie lads
Yotes should trade them Ranta for Tkachuk or one of there other top 6 forwards

imagine spending all day posting on /hoc/ about your irrelevant team who won't even make it to the wcf

penguins won b2b cups with murray as the backstop
sometimes you can get away with mediocre goaltending other times you cant

RELEASE THE SEETHE

>last 100 posts have been about the knights
absolutely based
stay seething leastcucks

>last 100 posts have been about some neets obsession with canada
absolutely based
stay seething vegass

June 7th, 2018

"Gather round kids, did I ever tell you about the time I scored 6 points against the devils?"

Yes Grandpa Johnny, many times. Please tell us a story about the playoffs!

"Well, I knew it was not going to be easy. The the devils were long eliminated from playoff contention and started their 4th string goalie that night... "

i dont even watch this gay fucking sport im just here to btfo findanld

grandpa johnny, can you remind us how many members of your team were in the top 10 of point production back in january 2019?

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>floms

mexico city relocation when?

doesnt california already have 3 teams?

Seems complicated

we need more, puto

>nobody mentions vegas
>all these leafs are talking about them
obsessed lad, go get a job

no one mentioned canada and yet i see lots of >1993 posting and youre the still one posting on weekday at 530 am nevada time

How does hockey manage to live rentfree in so many people's heads? I can go to any tangentially hockey related thread and there's butt-flustered divegrass shitter salt to be mined.

hockey requires a much smaller brain than more civilized sports like cricket

>tangentially hockey related thread
You mean /hoc/ ?

The banter holy fuck

Gameday threads, and the few hockey shitpost threads that pop up too.

I know his career is no where ending but where does he rank among all time at this moment? It’s hard to rate him I think. He’s a gifted hockey player who won many trophies at international level and professional level but I feel very unimpressed by him as a “GOAT” for some reason

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Stars are winning the Stanley Cup this year.

44th in all time points while playing in one of the lowest scoring eras of hockey
id rank him in the top 10 easily

Best overall player of all time

I am posting on 4channel from my phone and not only is there literally nothing wrong with that but there is also literally nothing you can do about it

*dabs*

Too early

Why do memes die so quickly?

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now THIS is tedposting

We use American aircraft though.

Why do you not have a ballsack

good memes last forever
>rags
shitty forced memes die a quick death
TIK TOK

thanks eisenhower

Flames...more like LAMES

Cuz my dick is huge

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GOT EM

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Rags posting is shitty and forced. We were good for, what, 2 years in the past 10? We’re rebuilding so it doesn’t even make sense to do this shitty nonmeme

It’s almost as though the local climate has an effect on the ice quality

>rags

>the state of rags hoggeigh

>R
>..A
>....G
>......S
>........S
>..........O
>............U
>..............T
>................H

if that was true then las vegas wouldnt be in the top 5

>what is humidity
You twat

vegas is in the top 5 because the nhl is full of cocaine addicts

>rags
>g-get it guys h-heh im so witty am i fitting in guys?

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>rags

Lads, just had a thought.

This is the year of the scrubs. All the teams that were probably picked to advance to the second round are being picked off by a bunch of scrubs.

t. seething >rags raggot

there are upsets every playoffs mate
you'll learn this eventually

Except isles finished ahead of the pens in the regular season

and the teds should have been the 3rd seed in the metro

They were still considered the favorite

by vegas?
lol they placed toronto as 2nd highest odd to win the cup at the start of the season

sitting in the passenger side of sid crosby’s ride, trying to holla gary!!!

>every western matchup could be an upset
Unless... does it count as an upset if the "favored" team is a choke master?

when its choke vs choke, yes

End of thread reminder that
>finnish goaltending
let in NINE (9) goals on a combined 71 shots last night, good for a combined .873 sv%.

But didn't a Finn also score a game tying and game winning goal?

how does that compare to american goaltending?

>hellebuyck
Grim

jets didnt play last night dummy

>Rags

>rags.

New

>kapustin
holy FUCKING BASED INCARNATE youtube.com/watch?v=116QHk9jNGI

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