CGY @ COL playoff gamethread

somewhere in the middle of the lower second from the left
more northern than edmonton i believe?

Avs subreddit saying the Avs called up Francouz and AJ Greer for tonight's game.

He was their best player last game

LETS GO FLAMES

Cassie is such an insufferable Flames fan. It's a national broadcast, be neutral you cunt

Didn't cheat.
How'd I do?

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right here?

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Why is this thread so dead?

you guys are pretty close

R8 my truck

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because the meme potential of this game is very low

FIGHT

Cal Gary already starting to goon it up.

All of Alberta is drunk over the elections and theres like 2 avs fans

Gudreau is quite possibly the worst top player to have on a playoff team. He's right neck and neck with overrated shit/Matthews and Stamkos. All shy away from big games.

>wha' you git when you add lettuce an' tomatuh to mack dawnald's hawt an' duhliciously jewcy blah blah blah
Imagine intentionally casting this for your commercial.

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OI OI OI OI OI OI

Reddit is an absolute salt mine over that election.

Neither team has fans, and neither team can win the Cup

Monahan is way worse, too

I've noticed the top line in general hasn't been intense enough and doesn't seem to have another level to their game.

>Laine blocks your path

Oh hi guys

avs can

lol no

Any other avs fans getting ripped for the finals this year? Pretty confident we are going this year so been downing my meal replacement and redbull mixture. Seeing hella gains bros.

Gonna fight some losers at the finals. Check my pic bros. So many coupons saved from the bottle idk what to do with them.

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What happened?

Laine isn't even on the top line for the Jets. Scheifele or Wheeler would be their top player(s).

>AVs player
>grew up a Bruins fan

kek

Let's get an F for Smith

omg smith is dead

Smith not going to be able to make crazy glove saves now.

That's a skate to the groin

>smith diving once again
shocking turn of events I tell ya

Wilson didn't even fucking try.

>some faggot wearing a Knights sweater
Yikes

Aw ye get that sexy leg action boi

>have to be aware of your stick
>don't have to be aware of your skates flying forward into the goalie
Should be a penalty.

We should ban skates they are too dangerous

Right wing party won by a huge landslide. Canadian redditors were in tears, it was good entertainment last night.

Get out of my state onion boy.

Based, fuck lefties

Scoring goals is hard, I'll just slice the goalie's leg open.

nice, based

Of course deliberately injuring our one player who’s in the game isn’t a penalty. That’s the script.

TJ Brodie is absolutely fucking awful too, easily the worst Flame

Do you own it?
Did not think so.
Life here in Denver is much easier than sf.
Dont hate for no reason.

Such a weak call. Brodie played more stick than anything on that play. Way more legit slashes happening every play to call something soft like that.

But Avs get a power play cause...refpuck

I remember that happening to Cam Ward early in the season in maybe 2009 or 2010. I think he missed pretty much the whole season after that.

Except right wing parties in our country is still incredibly leftist compared to you guys

So they can intentionally run a goalie but we tap an Ave and its a call? Hope the legaue reprimands these refs too.

onions doesn't have onions

>Trudeau on the recent Albertan election results: "in times like these, we have to remember that winning is losing."

>playoff hockey threads either dissolve into political bullshit or laughing at tampa

Can you all just shut the fuck up for once?

Took pretty long for the refs notice

nice try, CHEATERS

First too many men call? Seen many that should be called near the benches these playoffs, but I'm guessing they made a point to relax the whistles a bit on that stuff. They were calling way more last playoffs.

>getting a penalty during your own PP
I thought someone said refs don't blow whistles during post-season

Still took them how long to call that..... un fucking believable

grim

ha ha memes

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Go Avs

Election results were a shame. Notley did nothing wrong and Kenney can't do anything better.

Too many men is an odd thing to call because when do you decide the extra man is actually giving them an advantage? They only ever called it near the benches when 5+ were on the ice and the team played the puck near there, but let it slide if the puck is far away from the benches. So how long do you wait to decide that extra guy is affecting the play across the ice?

Anyways, it's clear Gary told the refs to relax on the too many men calls. I've seen some really lazy line changes these playoffs that would have been called in the past. Many teams throwing guys on the ice that get right into the play, 10 feet down the bench from where the other player is still slowly getting off.

The guy who sung the national anthems should be fucking hanged. That was the worst rendition of O Canada I've ever fucking heard in my life.

Yeah I'm an Avs fan and I can't stand him

score sam fackin goles

What part of Calgary are you lads from?

o gaynadumb

why do we hate the avs again? video game noises was it?

When does the crowd go fricken mental?

Whats the best scene?

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flamy boys

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Fucking score already

Nice pinball goal.

Calgary is fucking gay LMAO

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Fucking robbed.

Players are right to be mad. Refs are inconsistent af so far.

he turned in to him, how is that interference?

can I get a "ref puck"?

CAM ON AVALANCHE SKAR SAM FACKING GOALS

>avs fans
oof

>oof
Get out zoomer

not my team's fans bringing kale to a game, all I'm sayin

Just stepping in to remind you all that Calgary is a shit city with a shit team, shit fans, in a shitty province and I hope the bing bings blow them the fuck out

point out denver instead dickbeard

>how DARE a team have fun
Who is your team, lad?

Unironically saying >oof is cringier than bringing vegetables to a hockey game

Chink or Laff? Either way, both are worse than a Flamer.

>now Dana has the ball
>she's the greatest

>Playoff game
>Not even 100 posts almost to the 3rd period
Hockey is dead

is it a sign of autism to not notice irony?

It's a school night for Colorado fans.

>Haha I-I was just p-pretending to be reddit!

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Pretty sure it's pot.

you always get this mad online?

Neither. Don't have you a stallion to satisfy Mr. Nguyen?

Avs aren't scoring this game.

>Y-you're mad
Cope. Why on Earth would I be mad?

lol they're not fucking beating smith today

u aren't scoring this life

>intense playoff hockey
These guys love each other.

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Saying oof unironically is even worse

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I know a team can ride a hot goalie to the cup but this is insane how much Smith is carrying the flames

>being this mad

>Depending on Smith to stand on his head to hold a lead again
3-1 series lead incoming.

So just a butt mad faggot who honestly thinks Alberta is a bad place? Go back to the liberal shithole you crawled out of.

I agree it doesn't make sense, but you went direct to a meme that people use when mad. that is why I asked

>You must be upset that I said 'oof'

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>muh cope
Are you the same cope bot that was posting in the Laffs/Ruins thread? Expand your buzz word vocabulary for fuck sakes.

smith will let it 3 next period.

You are coping. You're getting mad I pointed out that you said 'oof' unironically and projecting that anger onto me.

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Smith pulls his groin and misses the rest of the playoffs next period

how in god's name are you retards still arguing about this

literal autism. or drunk. you be the judge.

Alberta is a bad place. And Calgary is a filthy festering shithole full of insufferable fairweather retards

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I'm just generally curious if you're the same cope bot. Seriously, expand your buzz word vocab buddy.

>Only liberals hate Calgary
Au contrair my vietnamese redneck larping friend

It's just a province, and Calgary is just a city. Both are significantly better than most liberal infested shitholes in this country.

I will after you find a better way to manage your anger. I'm serious. If you fly off the handle like this at someone pointing you out for being a hypocrite you genuinely need to.

>Au contrair
Liberal faggot be gone.

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>it is a liberal trait to know a lot of words
this isn't the own you think it is

>Some zoomer says "oof"
>Starts a mass debate
Never change

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CAM ON AVUHLANCHE

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What anger are you speaking of buddy? I've only asked if you are the same cope bot from the other game thread. Not sure how you're confusing curiosity with anger...unless you're some kind of schizo that imagines emotions that aren't actually there. So, are you a schizo user?

>Only Libruls hate Calgary
Albortions are unironically the worst posters on /hoc/, worse than Finns, worse than sunbelt, everyone hates you, but whatever helps you delude yourself

>this isn't the own you think it is
>the own
Is that what you meant to say? Not sure you realize how dumb that sounds, but either way, I didn't mean it as an "own". I was simply pointing out that his use of the phrase makes him a liberal faggot, or a liberal faggot wannabe, which is even worse tbqh.

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You got called out for being a retard and now you're accusing me of being a "copebot" from a different thread, and I'm the schizo one?

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Where did the Albertan hurt you user? Did you steal your gf? Steal your equalization payments? What exactly did Alberta do to you?

I'd like to be a tall Chad rancher in Alberta with a brand new truck and big house and lots of land with cows and horses. Instead I'm a manlet in an apartment and work in an office.

Not being immediately filterable so I have to suffer through their posts

Where did I get called out? Again, your schizo problem seems to be getting in the way of reason here. You do realize more than a few Canadian anons are in this thread, right? Maybe go to a mental clinic and get your head checked out.

ranchers make garbage money

>I'd like to be a tall Chad rancher in Alberta with a brand new truck and big house and lots of land with cows and horses

There are like 3 of those. The rest are manlets who live in apartments and work in offices but fantasize about being tall ranchers because Mr. Shekelberg lets them wear their cowboy boots and 10 gallon hat on fridays

GET IN HERE

Also, accuse? I've only asked. You use the buzz word "cope" the very same way and act like it's some kind of end to the argument, the same way the other user did.

But given how I've seem to struck a nerve, I'm guessing you are the same user.

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sorry im not a fan of basketball

Does Tkachuk think he looks cool chewing on his mouthguard?

So you're thin skinned? A thin skinned liberal faggot that hates Alberta for no good reason. Got it.

You're clearly upset, otherwise you wouldn't have felt the need to make multiple replies. Also the fact that you're unironically calling someone schizo when you're convinced they're a bot from another thread is clear your rage is blinding you or you're projecting your latent schizophrenia on another person.

Its not an argument, you said bringing vegetables was "oof", and it is cringeworthy, but so is using the term "oof", which made you fly off the handle into an impotent rage

>Does Tkachuk think?

no

>Everyone who hates Alberta is a liberal
Is this the only way you can handle the truth?

Did they go to jail?

"cope" is used all over this website you fucking retard

looool

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Calgary's 4th looks real good every once in a while

>avs seething

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Their entire team is made of 4ths, so of course some are gonna look good sometimes.

Derek "Stormin Mormon" Ryan

comeback starting, old man

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COMPHER

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So will Smith be bad next game?

Are you going to seriously pretend you consider yourself a conservative, but hate the province responsible for the Conservative party?

ALTER COMPHER

Smith deserved a shutout tonight, to be honest.

LET'S GO AVS
>LET'S GO AVS
LET'S GO AVS
>LET'S GO AVS
LET'S GO AVS
>LET'S GO AVS
LET'S GO AVS
>LET'S GO AVS
LET'S GO AVS
>LET'S GO AVS

He did, but fuck 'im

>Albertan Education

>making multiple replies == angry
No
>Also the fact that you're unironically calling someone schizo when you're convinced they're a bot from another thread is clear your rage is blinding you or you're projecting your latent schizophrenia on another person.
I'm calling you a schizo because you are clearly that, or you're just a moron. You seem to think I'm someone else who you were already arguing with prior to me asking if you were the same cope posting bot. You could have just answered with yes or no, but you went off the schizo scale and seemed to think I was someone else and also upset/mad. Still, no rage here. My curiosity was piqued and it has now grown into interest. I'm interested in just how far your delusion will grow here based on nothing but my original benign post asking a simple question. I'm still not convinced you are that user, but it seems likely given your complete lack of an answer so far and the fact you are completely losing it.

>Its not an argument, you said bringing vegetables was "oof", and it is cringeworthy, but so is using the term "oof", which made you fly off the handle into an impotent rage
You are definitely a schizo.

>41 shots

MacKinnon think he's at his other job or what?

They received 100 hours of community service, that is, the community had to spend 100 hours cleaning up that idiots garbage that he left on their property.

I don't know how you can unironically accuse someone of being schizophrenic when you convince yourself of a conspiracy theory you created in your head about them is true and fly into a clouded rage just for pointing out you were the cringy one all along.

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Jesus Christ. Who got fatter: Keith Tkachuk or Val Kilmer?

? You do realize what the modern Conservative party came from, right user? Good job exposing yourself as a brainlet though.

Both of you shut the fuck up jesus christ

>The modern conservative party
>muh harper
The absolute STATE of Cuckbertan education

who /hopingforovertime/ here

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>she will never squat over your face after weeks of chronic constipation, start blowing steam in your face, visibly forming water droplets on your nose as she unloads the girthy monster turd filled with cracks and undigested corn, slowly but surely breaking through the rim as it gushes onto your face, all 20 inches of the heavy beast depressing your face, and quickly cooling as she spurts out a few droplets of liquid shit.

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Why do libtards like you get all pissy when someone points out something bad about you? Literally all you faggots do is "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

good thread. GOOD THREAD.

>redhead

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I've asked a simple question and instead of answering, or simply ignoring the question altogether, you went off the walls bat shit crazy and started calling me out for posts I never made and assuming my emotional state. If that isn't representative of a schizo, then nothing is.

>just for pointing out you were the cringy one all along
>cringy
What are you on about? You still think every Canadian user is the same person here or something? Sorry for replying to your post at all, you schizo fuck.

They dont sell corn at wendys

>Y-you're schizophrenic! N-not me! I-It's all in your head! N-not mine!

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P O W E R P L A Y

Literally refpuck

>LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES >LAMES

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sick dive

oh no nonononononono

RANTANEEEEEEEEN
THE POOPERPLAY PULLS THROUGH

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

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CALGARY SWEATIN

>canadia

Why did the flames give up

About to blow yet another 3rd period lead. Fucking FlimFlams

aw

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>ANOTHER PENALTY

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Is that guy allowed to have a skate in that blue area?

IT WAS 2-0

So you're just going to pretend that the Conservative party isn't largely a western, mainly Albertan, party? Absolute state of your mental gymnastics.

My based Swamp Rabbits would bootyblast both of these "pro" hockey teams.

GAME 2 REPEAT IMMINENT

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

lmao

Oh thank god maybe I can actually go to bed on time. Thanks flamers.

>ANOTHER PENALTY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

This is a fucking nightmare.

FLIMS

3rd goal on smith inc lads.

R E F P U C K
E
F
P
U
C
K

PHELGMS COLLAPSING LIKE THEIR OIL BASED ECONOMY

holy shit the flames are fucking gay

HOLYFUCK

I T W A S I N
T

W
A
S

I
N

LMAO what the fuck
i didn't think they'd get the puck past smith all night and they're about to give up 3 in 10 minutes

>phlegms

>assuming anonymous posters are all the same
>assuming the emotional state of an anonymous poster based on nothing bu your mental delusions
>"I-I-I'm not schi-z-z-zo, y-y-you are!!!!!"
Embarrassing.

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Fuck you bing-bings, You were never supposed to be chippy and likeable. Go back to being redditoids.

Power of Boomer goaltending

>canadian posters
abysmal stuff here, guys

Just started watching. Was it truly 2-0?

>"I-I-I'm not schi-z-z-zo, y-y-you are!!!!!"

Mate you're the one who started throwing out the schizo label in the first place, which is a pretty wild leap to satisfy your rage filled delusions

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>more overtime hokkei maybe
based

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Truly

It was indeed, at one point, during the game we call hockey by mutual agreement, a state of play where the Calgary Flames had scored 2 (two) goals, while the Colorado Avalanche had not yet scored a goal.

what the fuck is even going on in this thread. I just got here

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>46-32 shots
Smith is going to need 10 hours in the hot dog steamer after this game.

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best playoff game so far

BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY BONUS OVERTIME HOCKEY

HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED HIGHLY BASED

playoff overtime

>Objective
Survive

Flames trying so hard to lose this in regulation.

Why dont they just get naked and lay on the ice after the game

>blots
>pongz

YAS OVERTIME

O V E R T I M E

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thats not the jets vs bloose yesterday user.

15 minute intermission

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>Avs not supposed to be chippy
Did you just start watching hockey last year?

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go collect some more government cheques you faggot english accent french speaking cunt

Relocanes already did that

Are they still looking for the Johnny boy ?

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AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHH THE SUSPENSE LADS
LET'S GO AVS

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go flimflams

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Digits for the jersey of the OT hero

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I started by pointing out how your delusions made you look like a schizo, and told you I'm not the same user that you were arguing with before. But you stuck to your guns and kept the delusions. You assumed I was angry, maybe because you also assumed that other user was angry.

All of your nonsensical assumptions have led me to believe that you suffer from schizophrenia. It seems likely. And now you are suffering from losing this argument and resorting to "I know you are, but what am I" tactics. It's truly embarrassing and sad. Seek help.

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>the flames are the best 3rd period team in the league

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have sex

how do you think you were born?

My delusions:
>Hey saying 'oof' is worse than bringing vegetables to a game as a joke

You:
>REEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE SCHIZOPHRENIC AND MAKING ASSUMPTIONS AND THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME TO LET YOU HAVE IT

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My mom is a virgin you lying shitweed.

shannont be staying up that much longer

have to get up for school tomorrow?

For me it’s bing bing wahoos

>talking about hats

>exam at 8:30 am tomorrow
>playoff hockey is too nice to study

I must agree with you user

Are you fags still arguing about this?
Bringing veggies to a game to celebrate signing a blue chip prospect isn't any worse than the time the Nordiques fans all wore diapers to taunt Lindros for being a bitch and not signing with them, desu.

running low on burgers. have to get up early to hunts some more.

have sex

>My delusions:
>>Hey saying 'oof' is worse than bringing vegetables to a game as a joke
You're still sticking it too it eh? Wow. I don't know what else to say user. Go outside, stand in traffic, and let the metaphorical God(s) decide.

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Why does IBM insist on having a nigger and a jew tell us why whitey should pay for niggers' food in Africa?

>user, the answer to question 3 is not bing bing

calling it for the Kog

stop being racist.

>Y-you should kill yourself because I'm upset you're calling me out for being a faggot and p-projecting my schizophrenic delusions onto you

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it's ogre time
>f/lames have lost 6 of last 7 ogre time games

It's just him. I'm not the same user who he was arguing with, but he refuses to believe that. I'm just an innocent observer that saw him use "cope" and became curious if he was the same user who was spamming that in the other thread. Everything since has been the work of his own delusions.

>Bringing veggies to a game to celebrate signing a blue chip prospect isn't any worse than the time the Nordiques fans all wore diapers to taunt Lindros for being a bitch and not signing with them, desu.
True.

Stop sucking Princess Trudy's feminine penis.

They do?

i want to sniff veelas asshole

>implying drumphf is any better
kek

I'm holding in a giant poo I need one of these teams to score already I don't care which

when does jonny hoclet return from injury?

I don't even have to bring up PRESIDENT Trump to know how triggered you get over "orange man baddddd!"

ajajajaja how do you not score that

and yet you felt need to bring up trudeau... lmao

No. I'm telling you to go outside and experience the work of a higher power, because I honestly don't think your life has much value left if these delusions have so much power over you. I've already told you to seek help, but if you can't see the need, then ya, step into traffic for a bit.

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Well, yeah. He's a twink faggot. Making fun of him is always relevant when dealing with Canacucks like yourself.

there's fucking bodies flying everywhere, probably like 9 injuries this game

homophobic piece of shit, fuck off.

wada save

All he had to do, was shoot it under the pad

Holy shit that fuckin save

HAHAHAHA The poor wittle libtard is offended. Awwwwww. Poor baby. Go cry to your bear-daddy.

yeah hes a twink and your guy's a moron
soon we will have a literal man child though

>no 3v3 OT in playoffs

I just wanted Rantanen + McKinnon out there

Go back to your safe space, princess

Landeskog is dreamy

Anything is better than Fidel's son/daughter/thing.

keep being obsessed. deep down, you wish you were canadian.

>Y-you're a schizophrenic AND you need to find god!
What next, do I need to align my chakras you quadrophenic retard?

how is he a moron? just curious i dont follow politics

no argument there
we got our weed he can fuck right off now

Makar living on the edge with that pinch

UMMM EXCUSE ME SWEETY.....

HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYBODY

All your dad had to do was shoot it on your moms back yet here we are

>you wish your wife was being gangraped by muslim niggers that Princess Trudy brought in.

Hahahaha, nah. Take your liberal cock dreams and shove them up your well-used asshole.

"durrrrr muhhhhh weeed, nigggaaaa!"

There's a good goy. Smoke the drugs and dumb yourself. The Jew approves.

>the absolute state of this thread

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...even though their are more muslims in american than canada? lmao, you dont even know anything about your own country.

fuck that was close

Chris and Ray > Rick and Cassie

Facts.

Dude, that guy sucks because he missed

shall be posting immediately after the goal to spoil all the streamfags

Okay this OT is fucking kino

You should consider aligning your neck with a noose, and aligning the other end with a higher power, then let gravity do the rest. I suppose then you can find out if your chakras was sufficient.

>americans will never experience this
no wonder they are jealous of us

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How was Calgary 1st in the West again?

Makar doing work out there

OH MY GOD

best playoffs in sports

DUDE

weed has been legal here before canada

go knights

Imagine being so enraged by being called out for making a cringeworthy post you unironically assume someone has schizophrenia and tell them to kill themselves.

So this is the power of the first in the West

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what a way for this to go

he just has no filter, which i personally find hilarious because im a huge fan of comedy, but it's literally working the libs up into a frenzy, which works the right up into a frenzy, which polarizes the political spectrum and causes civil unrest, which is not healthy for a country (i know /pol/ loves it) and trump doesn't realize that whatsoever
i guarantee ive had more success than you
also if you've ever had an alcoholic drink in your life youre a hypocrite

oh fug

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Man how excited are you for that Jones start tomorrow?

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>WOW why are the refs so bad? Bing Biiiiiiiinggggg

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What, weed? I live in California boi

see? i told you guys.

Man, Keith really let it go.

im behind.. but where does this bing bing avs meme come from

keith tkachuk lookin like claude julien

ez goalie
ez defense

elimination tomorrow on home ice

God the flames are shit

bing bings, more like wing dings

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

They play a mario sound effect when they kill a penalty

Can't fuckin' wait bro

FLIMFLAMS BTFO

Everyone saw that coming.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

Imagine being a schizo and continuing down the path that makes it worse. Good luck in life user, you'll need it.

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GET FUCKED CANADA

That was a fucking sick one timer HORRY SHET

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BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MIKKO

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THEY FUCKING DID IT
THE FLAMS ARE ON THE BRINK OF ELIMINATION OH NO NO NOOOOOO

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YES FOR MY BRACKET

>mfw 3-1 now

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BING BING WAHOOOOO

BASED

it always happens like that. if you can't score in the pp in overtime it's practically over.

MIKKO! Nousiaisten oma poika!

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

BING BING
WAHOOOOOOOO

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youtu.be/cmS7smbtR_E

AVES WIN

How did the flames win 50 games?

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

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BING BING WAHOO!

WE DID IT BROS!

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i can't believe this is happening
is this the meemiest memeoffs in nhl history?

>1 Seeds in the 2019 SC Playoffs
>1-7
Jesus Christ.

That goal shouldn't count. the net was dislodged.

FUCK THE FLAMES

colorado legalized recreational weed before canada did, user

PHLEGMS
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WITH FINNS, YOU WIN

And the Flames honestly deserve to have gotten swept, too.

Stop user. Seriously. Instead of projecting your mental illness on others you need to seek professional counselling. I imagine after your dogshit team just loss your mental state will likely deteriorate even further

so did nevada and california

yet this fag thinks its something exclusive.

this libtard shid belongs on /pol/
/hoc/is for everyone uniron8c fah gaot

Reminder that the game would have been over in regulation if not for that bullshit "tripping" call.

Smith dislodged it with his skate trying to make the save. Disallowing it because of goalie fuckery wouldn't fly.

Mike Smith deserves the Conn Smythe for just being forced to play behind this flames team.

>phlegms

reposting 2016 playoff vintage for nostalgia

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Why do I ever have faith in the FlimFlams? Fucking paper tigers.

hahahah Flim Flams going down like their hopes of a pipeline in FLAMES AHAHAHAHAHAHA your province is a shit hole and you will all be on welfare ahahahahahahahaha

You can stop pretending user. I know you need help. Just reach out and find someone that is willing to help you. Deflecting it by copying what other people do isn't healthy. But if that's too much for you, then I seriously suggest suicide. It's a far better path then continuing this delusional life and forcing other people to put up with your shit.

Colorado and Washington voted to legalize weed at the same time, Colorado was first to have weed for sale.

It's funny that this meme started because of one Flamer that hates the Oilers, and those are the teams the Oilers were matching up against (Nashville being the next one but they loss). But us Oiler fans have nothing but love for our fellow snow belt Alberta team. I'll always stand behind them when it comes to beating back the true enemies to the south.

go blame Trudeau like your stupid province does for everything

>all these regular season dominators getting BTFO'd first round
HAHAHA

more like Smallgary lol

cuck

Seek help.

For me it’s the bing bing wahoos... but respect where respect is due, Smith has been incredible. He’s a damn fine net minder.

can someone explain bing bing wahoos to me.

>You should kill yourself because you made me seethe harder than I can comprehend

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this, i must have missed this meme

>powers up
ITS A ME, ZOOMARIO

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>greentext to avoid my problems
Seek help, or end it all. Pick one.

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I think it's cause the avs use mario sound effects in games.

the calgary flames are an absolute joke. this top line has so little clutch it's actually pathetic. they've been invisible

Avalanche play the Mario 1up sound effect when their players leave the penalty box.

the calgary flame THROWERS

>you’re the one with problems, not me the guy who projects schizophrenic delusions onto others before telling them to kill themselves in a blind rage.

user just because your shitty hockey team choked and you’re the kind of mouthbreathing redditor who unironically posts “oof”, does not mean you should act like a 16 year old girl

I would honestly be sadder if I didn't expect this to happen. The Flames proved during the regular season that they couldn't do it, anyone who actually watched their play knew they got so many insanely lucky wins they didn't deserve and that their top line was completely dead coming in to the post season. This was exactly what was supposed to happen

That's false. Twitter is full of middle aged Oiler fans who stalk Flames fans relentlesly.