Jazz vs rockets

HERE COMES

>Austin Rivers

Harden is completely unstoppable

alright games over, rockets in 4

except when playing the warriors
Then it's just chucking 3s non-stop

Ah James Harden my arch nemesis.

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Harden is winning, why would he flop

>That fucking diving
When did Harden start playing Champions League Soccer

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Because that's how he wins

harden having to teach these young guys about reaching

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are the rockets winning this year? they looking stronk

nbastreams is dead, please help

>game thread for a game that's a blowout 5 minutes into the first quarter

I want to say yes

they look strong every year but fail vs warriors

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540p sorry

drain the shot rivers

They're better than the Memeiors but it doesn't matter when the NBA rigs the games for the Memeiors like last year. Hopefully this year is different desu

cool

This is the shittiest playoff series

always makes me laugh when they foul someone taking a 3

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with Boogie out it seems plausible

dubs and the Jazz take them to 7 games

t. buttblasted los angelan

What is 281

jazz keep reaching

Rockets are the better team because they are better at playoff things like defense, rebounding, and halfcourt execution. The NBA tends to do shit like not call fouls on the Memeiors whenever they're losing by too much though. We shall see

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holy based and redpilled

I'm fine with that if LAC takes GSW to 7 too.

singles and Ingles' elbow caves in Haren's trachea in game 4 when they're down 0-3 to win it

houston area code

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the fuck chris

That's not Detroit/Milwaukee

Mike Jones' area code.

Only 3,087 miles away I live on the other side of the fucking country

dubs and the clippies are swept in 5

Oh wow that takes me back

Implying it won't be Grayson Allen. Duke trains its white boys to do certain things.

who?

at least that has giannis. This is just houston's cancerball vs a regular season fraud

Fucking hell my Jazz is a team of bricklayers god dammit

Thats 1-8, literally a filler series.

super swaggy

i trust the bogan more for this mission. let's just agree that ingles will go high while dukeboi will go low

Nobody is more bootyblasted than Oakland niggers. They just project their bullshit on everyone else and hope people can't tell the difference desu

trips and the clippers win

Mike Jones

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>tfw not super swaggy

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This is a shit series

Harden is cancer

dubs and the next champion is from the eastern conference

i don't get why teams just foul harden for real. he's gonna get a whistle anyways

shook

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Be honest did you call his cell at least once?

What being a G-league champion means exactly? That their developing players are the most NBA ready?

Only when they're not playing the warriors. Just wait for round 2 where they'll stop blowing the whistles even on legit fouls.

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never forget

imagine making this shitty image for an hour just to have this shitty of a payoff as a post

why was capella standing next to a bucket of dye as it fell over and splashed his head in one spot?

No, I figured it was disconnected or a hotline since by the time I heard it every middle and high school kid in the greater houston area knew the number

what a 3-pointer geeeez

It is so far. It's still less shitty than any Memeiors series where they get BTFO but get bailed out by refball.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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make it rain

This is a gay game, fuck you portland Pussies for giving the Rockets to us

dubs and the rockets beat the warriors in the next round

>us
Brazil has an NBA team?

bet the jazz wish the two counted instead

Jazz are rightful brazilian clay i believe

Hey that shitty image took me 10 minutes to make buster

PJ for 3...

BANG

on that note,
if there's anything about Utah that I know, it's their historic and influential Jazz scene.

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i feel like jazz got worse this year with the same damn team

More like Allie Lasitonmyface

I enjoyed it

How the fuck does PJ Tucker play so hard without ever getting injured?

Karl Malone rolling in his grave at this jazz team

no idea but I like it

Who?

Mike Jones

how the fuck is he so shit for getting so many minutes?

Being good on your feet.

Lmao who the fuck would try and sexually assault Terry Crews

at least my jazz got a home grown squad. rockets team full of otherrpeople's garbage

cope

C O P E
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P
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>he wasn't busy collecting ASSets

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not an argument

>the league's #1 scorer in the left and right corners
>"he's shit"

no it was a statement. very good user you are learning.

Just like Houston.

>t. houstonian

Why the fuck are the white dudes on sports talks shows always cucked middle aged faggots?

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that was a deafening applause for the chair guy

Don't talk shit about Ernie you homo

shut the fuck up faggot. We're all black friends here

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Ew

>we
Who's "we", Memeiornigger?

You probably knew about half my family. Yes they said the no. was disconnected quick

>getting Harden for Jeremy Lamb, Kevin Martin and shitty 1st rounders

OKC should've just played the season out then got a better deal OR just paid the luxury tax. The rush to the door to trade was an all-time cuck move.

fuck you, ejs a rn

So what's up with the "woke" niggers hosting these technology/AI commercials all of the sudden?

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jazz are complete garbage, how did this team even make the playoffs

don't talk shit about Ernie, cracker

wtf is the point of the microsoft ai commercials. 90% of the general pop ain't gonna use it

PR. It's not like they need to advertise Windows since they don't have any competition. They can use their money for whatever the fuck they want.

weak comeback

to be fair they would have faced portland which might have been a better match up if the rockets didnt mess up their last game of the season

they are built to win in the regular season, not the playoffs

ouch

>weak comeback

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the rockets are just that good. I tried to tell you harden was the best player in the NBA, ya'll didn't listen

brainlet can't even quote his posts correctly

where is metta world peace to elbow the shit out of harden.that's how you handle his flopping ass

>brainlet can't even quote his posts correctly

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Allie Laforce has a big head

somewhere in LA these days I guess

>start watching at halftime
>lol yeah rockets are ahead by more than 30 this games over
>lead gets cut to literally 10 points
>this literally happens every time rockets get into the playoffs and i havent watched regular season

do i just not watch bros? wtf

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3rd quarter's always a slump, even in the regular season

just watch

harden is a good guy now. he's going to save us from the memeoirs

>the jazz are unironically the third best team in the west and the rockets are destroying them
really makes ya think

his step back looks fucking effortless, wtf

faried has been such a boost with offensive rebounds

All these fouls are annoying as shit.
It's like I'm watching NFL with all these breaks

damn i wish that james harden would get gunned down in the street when he's in SLC for the away games
i would fucking love for him to die
fuck that asshole

It's more statistically likely for that to happen in Oakland, Memeiornigger

What if we cut harden's beard? Would he die?

obviously they aren't the third best or else they wouldnt be BTFO rn

It would be extremely painful.

THEY BROUGHT THE ALLEN, ITS NIGGA KILLING TIME

garbage time started in the third, great
as a jazz fan, fucking depressing
nah im a jazz fan i just fucking hate james harden, anytime that he plays

I don't think joseph smith would approve

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how was that not traveling? dude jumped up and fell back down with the ball then jumped AGAIN

wtf

based cp3

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All playoff series should be played on consecutive nights travel included. Prove me wrong.

how big is harden? 6'5, he's a big man

reminder:
Rockets were up 26 after 2
Rockets are now up 28 after 3

the most alive the Jazz offense was all game and the Rockets STILL extended the lead

And I thought the jazz had a chance this season, there is no way they win this shit at home unless someone in the Rockets breaks a leg

You know what, fuck it, i wanna believe, we doing this shit.

great ball movement but you need to finish

>jazz paid 33 mil for dante exum because he was a harden stopper, just to have him injured for the playoffs
to be expected from the most injury prone player they have after tony bradley
jazz struck old with mitchell, but even a blind squirrel
they really are ass at everything, they need a new FO that can make something happen

jazz need their home crowd to do anything

All I want is for the jazz to score in back to back possesions, just that

The Jazz are getting raped like Kevin Nash in the summer of 92

I only vaguely remember Harden on the Thunder, especially since they usually highlighted Durant and Westbrick, has Harden actually gotten better?

>Harden actively hurting his team in the playoffs trying to get his meme triple double
I don't blame him because the fans eat that shit up, but the fans are fucking stupid.

he's improved extremely well from then

better from three
draws fouls at will
stepback three
floaters/runners
more passing and better vision
some actual defense in the last 3 years

>>Harden actively hurting his team
>up by 20
what did he mean by this?

that the offense had stalled with 3 straight possessions of Harden's poor decision making?

it's less going for the meme stat and more
>we're up by 20, let's have some fun

and he got it

Is this the worse a team has ever been btfo in the playoffs

no
pistons three days ago, and the in 71 the bucks 50 balled the warriors (kareem)

what happened to mittchell, 11 points against harden's shitty defense?

>they brought the Ekpe
now its trash time.

when does mercy rule kick in?

well that was something

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in October