Can we keep a thread alive please ffs? edition
Today:
>10e/7p Vancouver vs LAFC
Friday:
>7:30e/4e Cincinnati vs RSL
>8e/5p Toronto vs Minnesota
>11e/8p LA Galaxy vs Houston (UniMas/Twitter)
Saturday
>1e/10p Chicago vs Colorado
>1e/10p Philadelphia vs Montreal
>3e/12p Orlando vs Vancouver
>4e/1p Atlanta vs Dallas (ESPN)
>7:30e/4:30p New England vs NY Red Bulls
>10e/7p San Jose vs SKC
Sunday
>4e/1p DC vs NYCFC (ESPN)
>7e/4p LAFC vs Seattle (FS1)
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Also link to last thread
Reminder that qt posters were the only ones keeping the threads alive or they would have been bumped off even sooner
>soon
>qt poster
>all he does is post ugly looking dykes
*bumps cutely from pg 5*
tfw no qt nwsl gf
She's ugly
That's a fridge
>laffs
based wang in-bum
Lets try again next year.
>6 hours later
>12 posts
there's literally nothing happening, this happens every year at this time
this is what you get when the regular season doesn't matter because half the teams get into the playoffs and there's no pro/rel
>Inbeom Hwang ended his press conference by saying in English "I am Korean."
>It puzzled most, but context came out later, with some people close to the team saying the scrap he got into with LAFC's Diego Rossi escalated after he called Inbeom a "japanese (****)." #VWFC
>the state of laffs
>wang in bum
>manlets talking shit
I wish Jelle Van Damme were back to shove these little sudacas around
Will they ever learn?
>pg 9
>dead thread
>page 8
Come on guys. There are games this weekend. Post predictions or something, at least.
I guess the CanPL will be on par with my local rec league
want to be a fan of a Major League Soccer team
I am looking for: that the MLS team is the most important of all its city / state
that the MLS team is the most successful in their city,
than the most popular team,
that is the team with the most championships.
the team with the highest attendance
the team with the most fans
where soccer is the most relevant sport
and this in a city where any team of the NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL always lose, pathetic, almost without fans, irrelevant and without championship.
Which of the current MLS teams would recommend me or would it be better for me to wait for a future Expansion team?
Monteverde Aztecs
This is what happens when BASED doopbros aren't around to save the thread.
>another 5'9" South American 26 year old prospect
getting pretty fucking bored of this shit
>another 5'9" South American 26 year old prospect with an Italian name
fake news
no longer a laffs fan now.
Too late, Rossi is already lifetime b& and exiled.
libcuck sjws professional Victims BTFO
NO COLLUSION
CHRISTCHURCH SHOOTER WAS LEFT WING
BERNIE SINKING IN THE POLLS
99.9% DON'T WANT GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE
>exiled
Think they call it cancelled now.
okay, THIS is epic
Can someone give me a quick rundown on why there's a conference system?
Is it just for travel reasons or is there something else?
Distance is a factor but I would guess the major factor is time zones for broadcasting. East coast and West coast is a 3 hour difference, so it's harder to watch your team play.
because FUCK the least coast
Cascadia then, Cascadia now, Cascadia forever
Yeah, mostly travel
cringe but redpilled, I guess
to give the least coast faggots an easy piece of hardware to get.
USMNT games vs Jamaica in D.C. and then against Venezuela in Cincinnati before St. Paul opening of Gold Cup
Nippert Stadium is Turf®©™, so it will be covered with a layer of sod for the game and so the player's union is pretty pissed calling out SUMafia
key bits from the Players letter to the Federation:
>informed "by sources outside the Federation of the sod plan"
>"We do not know if the decisions about field selection are being made to reward MLS owners or to seek a venue where fans have been supporting their MLS team in significant numbers, but it appears that either some sort of economic motivation or a deal with MLS"
>we insist that any plan to place plywood on top of the artificial surface or not "should be abandoned and a new venue sought."
>"When combined with the Federation’s failure to participate properly in collective bargaining with the players, this disregard for player safety and the collective effort by the players... is very troubling"
twitter.com
GET IN HERE, STL AND SAC BROS
IT'S HAPPENING
absolutely based
>sac
>in MLS ever
ohnono ahaha
>discussions
if you think these two expansion slots haven't been specifically set aside for these two teams, you're an idiot
closed conferences when
I never want to even have to think about New York again
SOON
O
O
N
Loon
>Over the past four days at the #GACup Seattle have beaten Flamengo (defending champs, arguably the best academy in Brazil), River Plate (3-time champs 2015-17, arguably the best academy in the world) and now West Ham (arguably the best academy in England).
>$200 million expansion fee
Fuck off SUMafia
>america's future president and future #9 will both be named AOC
After they close them up we can have a supporter's shield that matters, and then the eastern one.
we can safely say anyone under 20 still playing in MLS is busted and worthless
The good players for most of those clubs are already part of their respective first teams.
>AOC
>ever making it to the executive office before getting sirhan sirhan'd
>this level of cope
keep getting cucked by blumpf's policies, cleetus
>feat. /wog/ but not /cpl/ and /nwsl/
FAGGOT
Coward.
dc united 4-0 nycfc god wills it
American leftists, whether there is such a thing besides the point, have a pesky habit of getting merked was all I meant by that, or if not that mostly just selling out to the establishment.
So either she becomes a martyr in 2028 that ultimately does nothing for the political landscape in the US, or starts shilling for the new Shell in a few years.
I think he meant no /canpl/
Is it a win-win scenario for St Louis and Sacramento?
>Adds that #MLS will "take our time" with team 30.
Cowtown has been waiting sometime now, what is a few more years of stalling for other non-californian premier league eligible teams to them?
why is the whole "when will they stop" thing even a discussion?
they won't stop, they need the expansion money and the investors need a company that will reliably lose money so they can write off their taxes
it will keep going, when they talk about slowing down they just mean adding a team every other year
They should focus on getting their big market teams right now
Most of their fanbases suck compared
Gotta keep the racket going. Mexican NT chicanobucks only gets you so far.
How many teams you reckon we have by the Worldc Up?
>News from 2025: “MLS Commissioner Don Garber says league simply cannot become the top league in the world without both Fargo and Biloxi markets in tow, so league votes to expand to 68 teams.”
28/29 supposed to be in by 2022
Say, 30 in 2023 or 2024, and 31/32 in 2026?
I know this might sound autistic but I do think the tide is turning against SUMafia
if there were any charismatic leader in US Soccer, people would flock to them. things are really just carrying on by inertia
Ben Fast will lead us to the promised land
long neck's
Im scared to get my hopes up, boys
Not even photoshop can make your dyke look hot
www.espn.com/soccer/major-league-soccer/story/3829417/mls-announces-expansion-plans-to-30-teams-fee-will-be-200-million-dollars
WHAT THE TAPDANCING FUCK STOP IT STOP IT you're gonna hit 30 too fast then not be able to run the league without expansion $$ FUCK YOU GARBER
>mfw pacific, central, atlantic and canadian divisions with 12 teams each
>players against solidarity payments
what in tarnation
>Biloxi getting in before Mobile
Bitch please
If Sacramento and St. Louis are the 28th and 29th, who's the 30th team?
>inv4 never sac
>sac
>in MLS
lol
wide open race, as MLS prefers it
Phoenix was a strong contender for a while this round, could be them
one of the other big cities like San Diego or Detroit would probably be a shoo-in if they could put together a strong bid
It's Charlotte unless they fuck up
not happening while two different NC bids are fighting for the same space
YOUR 2026 MLS Cup Champions
Indeed.
Is the Raleigh one still going?
Anyways, it's apparently a package deal
Charlotte pays to renovate the Panthers stadium and in return get a WC knockout game and a MLS team
issue isn't the payments, but that MLS doesn't follow FIFA rules about free transfers
MLS has been sued multiple times and it switched back and forth between claiming it is a single entity with franchised teams and that it is a collective of independent owners Because US anti-trust and labor laws have been wittled down by neolibs for the last 40 years, the courts won't force MLS to decide if it is or isn't a monopoly.
MLS contracted athletes are getting fucked over: there is no free agency, since everyone is owned by the league, thus little bargaining power for players. FIFA rules state that once a player is out of contract with one team, they may move to another, but MLS ignores that ruling.
MLS says it isn't a monopoly and that it isn't crushing labor rights because if players don't like it, they can go play for another league in the world. This is incredibly difficult to work out, since labor movement is difficult even when going to Canada or Mexico, much less Japan or Ireland. Adding solidarity payments makes it that little much more difficult.
Adding to that, MLS/USSF made clear that they won't be helping any non-MLS academy receive money owed to them, meaning that amateur teams will have to pay whatever legal fees come from filling claims around the world just to get $40k
And who the fuck cares?
They're fucking soccer players
t. Garber
What is so special about soccer players, huh?
show me a more American poster than this. Don't think it can be done, he has the anti-worker sentiment down, probably thinks playing professionally isn't work to begin with, and that they should be happy with the league minimum which is like 60k a year, because he would be happy with that and they should be too. Probably owns more than one piece of clothing that has just the league's logo on it.
reminder that MLS bows to the USL BULL
daily shill update:
former MLS staff writer and currently at The Athletic, who spent most of his time outside of MLS offices concern-trolling pro/rel people and "retired", is today accusing the labor union of "profit-seeking" against the poor, brave MLS
Bring back Chelis
I mean he is right
The MLSPA has only one interest and that's benefiting the players IN MLS
mls is dead, declining attendance and US missed the world cup. so many more people wouldve cared but us soccer is a joke now
>us soccer is a joke
>now
It will be harder for Mls academy kids to leave their academy. The only reason many European academies have raided Mls academies is because they knew they can literally get them for free and - if they're good enough - sell them later when they play European football and improve as seen with McKennie. Now Mls academy kids will have to sign convoluted contracts with Mls and hope their team wont fuck them over when a European club comes around. Also, European clubs will be more risk-averse now that Mls will demand a sell-on clause and something around 100-500k for an academy player which is a lot of money for an unproven kid.
The only hope now for these Mls academy kids who absolutely will be fucked over by Mls is to outright leave their Mls academies and join a USDA so that at the very least their transition to a European academy will be less complex and annoying.
which is reason to support them, not attack them with gay anti-union memes about "the lying, greedy unions"
>blue tfc jerseys
cringe
Fuck dat finger
>Bono sucks
>backups also suck
State of TFC
This pozuelo character is good.
I totally forgot there are games tonight
hi loons
So he really is Giovinco-tier.
>le Belgian reject man
Nah, Pozo rejects Belgian, and the fans were pissed by it.
>the first X in Cincinnati history
Fuck off already.
hey, i am just the average American looking to watch some sports and thus consume advertising tonight, what nationally broadcasted channel is the Major League of Soccer on now so that I can watch and help grow the league?
first time getting dabbed on by Petke in FC Cincinnati history
just
meme game
two justs on the field, just a matter of which one is the worst.
Who is this man?
Jordan Hamilton
Jozy is ded again. It doesn't take long.
who?
Season ending assist.
2meme4me
this fuckin game
Anyone else
>lifelong cincy here?
best game of the year
lmao he hurt himself reaching to pick up the ball to celebrate a goal he didn't score
rip in piss
>AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heath out
Loons really killed themselves.
Great game nonetheless.
Well I love Rooney FC now
>score 3 goals away
>still lose
Just mini soda things.
>Altimeme is kill
The national team thanks you loons
Loons*
Jordan Hamilton
That was all him.
I guess Adrian Heath is back to being the favorite for first coach fired
Now for Zardass to do the same
*picks up his man of the match award*
See you losers next week
Steres hattrick and maybe he keeps his starting spot desu.
poor Boateng, Lags feels so stupid about the Dos Santos situation that they will play Juanathan until they can force him out next year
Jona is gud though, and boateng isn't a starter.
Lags should sell Boateng. If they're relying on Zlatan to speed walk into the box and score headers/draw penalties then a pace baby who can't cross is useless in two ways.
>In post-match scrums, Jozy called out Bill Manning.
>Said the trainer [Giuseppe Gueli?] associated with Seba and who also helped Jozy deal with muscle problems was let go when Seba was sold.
>Altidore also accused Manning of letting his ego get in the way of this.
>It's bittersweet because this could have been avoided. You'll have to ask Bill Manning why it's not avoided. It's just disappointing, I'm just disappointed. We had a trainer here the last 3 yrs that's been helping me avoid muscle injuries. Because he's attached to Seba, he's not allowed in the club, which I think is ridiculous. Now this is what I'm faced with. Games of egos and that thing, hopefully he can put his ego aside and I can get the guy that's kept me healthy, kept Michael healthy, kept a bunch of the guys healthy, and we can make things move forward. To run a club, you gotta be able to put your ego aside and out the players 1st.
Wow Jozy being a diva again? Shocker
Fuck drini, no.
say what you will but Jozy is right 99% of the time and we are lucky to have him
>Joe Willis
>Penaltan
AJ come on.
>That safe
What the fuck
>West Ham (arguably the best academy in England).
ERA PENAL
Why the fuck is this game broadcast only in spanisb
Because univision paid for some games.
It is in english on sap and on twitter.
F Pooston
Have a webm
>Antuna double marked and whining about not getting the ball
>Ibra literally 20 yards behind the play running into space and wondering why he doesn't get it
dumb cunts
Get the winner. Apparently the pooston keeper hit the bar and zlatan didn't celebrate with the team.
LOONS
Bonus webm
>plays through injuries in 2017 and is injured for nearly all of 2018
>well actually the trainer we just fired saved us all. please bring him back
Fuck off Jozy
>everybody covering one post
shamefur dispray
McKenzie has appendicitis apparently. This lineup is still a bit absurd though.
D O O P
O
O
P
SCORYBURKESCORYBURKSCORYBURKE
someone on Philly is gonna die today
and here's why that's a good thing
Based
>wang-in-bum
>SUM shills spend the week whining about how players who don't want to play on grass-plywood-Turf are just overpaid shitters
>weekend going to be full of examples how bad MLS manages fields
Which fucking one of you is this
I saw an AFC Anchorage joke on instagram
Have we started the fire?
>you now remember that Seattle and Colorado played on 4/20 after Colorado and Washington became the first 2 states to legalize recreational marijuana the prior fall
DUDE WEED LMAO
I seriously think we can do this re: california premier league because it's not a bad idea
Based Wynalda. A true visionary and maverick
lol, Bethlehem Steel have to play on that same field right now
Fucking softball?!
look at that good ol Georgia boy
he'll be dying in Afghanistan in two years time lmao fuck the south
LMAO 6 MINUTES
>tfw notre-dame's roof held up better against fire this week than my teams defense.
atlanta are dogshit
Villalba is such shit lol
They did that before Whinalda showed up
>crapids fan
lmaoing at ur lyfe
slobberknocker in the NWSL
only weak memes in the MLS
No one cares about dykegrass
t. Doyle
Atlanta needs Carleton
>fatlanta
Atlanta's problems are like 90% defense related. Parkhurst, Shrek, Guzan and LGP fucking blow.
Carlmeme is shit, he'd make them worse
>Atlanta needs an overhyped ginger shitter
Nah, their problems are all defensive. Their biggest mistake was not getting a younger CB and a competent DM.
*saves your thread again*
No era
This one is uglier than the usual dykes
Your Messis, your Ronaldos, your Carletons...
Following NWSL on instagram and the goals they highlight are absolute meme
Dont think Ive laughed so hard in a while
shitty announcer
so much to work with and just Joe Buck's it
All the games suck today.
>twitter.com
>I am the MLS
is your fucking meme league streaming on twitch?
His memes are starting to get boring for me
just got back from the game... fuckin' BUZZIN' mates.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>19 year old Zyen Jones departs Schalke; signs with Charlotte Independence in USL
another day, another cuck
>Schalke
Sick dude. I wanted to go to this one, couldn't make it though.
It's time for Atlanta to put down Shea and bring on Bello
Steffen is such a meme.
>muh good game vs France
the seattle children's cup winner was actually really comfy
*dabs on your college athletes*
>Manshitster Shitty paid 10 million for Zack Shitffen
Lmao
Is an dog a athlete?
More of an athlete than a >dykeball player
rent free
looked Rwatubyaye on the skc bench and he was signed directly from the Rwandan league
how can i become an agent lads
MLS rises
SJQ will give up 3 goals in the 2nd half, cap this post
i legit hope the neo-nazi chicanos take power and purge these people
Apparently he was recommended by the same guy that recommended Latif Blessing.
>scum jose beating someone not name mini soda or sallaD
>twice in a single season
What is this world coming to?
Press finna dabbin on n*ggas
I was just about to cap that one
Parkhurst is ded, Berk is a fucking baffling signing, Guzan just seems to get worse every game (especially positioning/decision making, the shit you should be getting better at in your '30s), LGP I think is ok if he's in a team that plays out of the back with close support like last year, the current setup is leaving him alone/1-on-1 too often and he can't keep up.
Yeah I'm thinking we're back
if Messi did this you would all be losing your minds
mls4thelou.com
>soon
>gegnaldapressing
>whinealdo gets chucked by an MLS feeder team
lmaoing at the people who wanted this guy to run soccer in this country, eurocucks lose again
this is a very strange mls season so far
I'm rather enjoying a year where suddenly Atlanta is just another team, and San Jose can look like shit all year, then dump 4 goals on KC
I'm too lazy to find out myself, can someone tell me what the record was yesterday between light blue and dark blue?
Atlanta will probably figure it out but I'm finally after all of these years the Red Bulls look like the team of MLS scrubs we all thought they would be
you're giving de Bore too much credit
Is zlatan a pk-babby?
Their attack will find a way even with De Boer in charge and they've got the talent although they should probably get some midfield help
Probably won't win the playoffs but they can still improve
The Red Bulls though she a tram of below average MLS players and it's finally caught up to them
>fatlanta
Oh nono ahaha
Danny Hoesen is one of the most underrated players in the league
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
i miss anything good?
>Red Bulls look like the team of MLS scrubs we all thought they would be
Finally no more pretending otherwise.
this is all just British media
probably put out by Henry to get his name in the news for some better pundit deal
>Atlanta
>spend more on one player than most franchises do on their entire team
>lose
MLS can be beautiful sometimes
>it's 2020
>Garber is livestreaming the expansion franchise announcements
>ownership groups in STL and Sac are holding their breath, expecting to be announced as the next two teams
>"Please welcome Saskatoon and Omaha to MLS, coming in 2023!"
i for one am eagerly waiting Garber's 2026 Expansion Raffle:
two franchises available, along with some donated home-made pies, a basket of essential oils and scented soaps, and a DVD-player+TV combo
500 tickets, each ticket costs $25,000,000
final two tickets drawn at the local Memorial Day BBQ win the new teams
>what the-what's this?
>is that... the canadian national anthem?
>by god, it's CanPL commissioner David Clanachan- with a steel chair!
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
*wins*
NYCFC is risen آمِينَ
>home teams have won roughly 53% of MLS games so far this season (46 of 87)
wow it actually wan't a meme
>flying commercial to every game minus a handful every season
Sounders are the only team undefeated
Rapids are the only team yet to win
>shitattle and former chivas play twice in seven days
>with a midweek game in between for shitattle
Who schedules this shit?
What is the point of these dumb one liners before the kickoff?
peak Beckham here by using an LA team to promote himself but not actually attending the games
>defend the temporary sponsor
C R I N G E
ez, ggnore
pepper ur Angus, Concacaf we are coming for you nigga
Imagine the smell.
¿u like big girls, papi?
this lafc crowd looks fun, despite the cholo culture
most the cholos are larpers
they all live in the hills and act tough
real cholos support Chivas
>how does punk work
These guys are a fucking joke.
liter ally
who can
stop us
1 > 2 >>> 3
>Sounders are the only team undefeated
J U S T
They're getting battered by LAFC currently
>Sounders are the only team undefeated
So much for that.
Is Mark Anthony Kaye elite?
the black leaf Modric la'
new week new thread
you see this in your replies, you know you fucked up
happy easter, /mls/
It's looking more and more like the league rigged a cup for their darling fatlanta last year. They're just not a good team.
Nah, they were legit last year
But it's amazing how fast you can turn into a shitpile when you sell your best player and replace your genius coach with a wet pile of cardboard
wait, Sporting lost to San Jose?
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>least coast
>In a sudden escalation of a long simmering feud, Relevent Sports sued USSF in NY State Court today, claiming USSF has a conflict of interest in sanctioning professional matches.
>Relevent Sports is a promoter of the International Champions Cup tournament, but has spent months trying to bring a competitive match to the United States. Thwarted in its efforts to bring La Liga match to America, Relevent’s latest attempt is an Ecuadorean game scheduled for May 5 in Miami.
>Relevent has the approval from both Ecuador and Conmebol, but USSF has refused to sanction the game.
>USSF has the authority to sanction all professional soccer matches played in the country. It is also allowed to collect sanctioning fees, which can be quite lucrative. >According to the lawsuit, in the last six years Relevent has paid U.S. Soccer approximately $19.5 million for the right to host its summer tournament and other matches.
>But USSF has chosen not to sanction the Ecuadorian match by questioning whether Charlie Stillitano, the chairman of Relevent Sports, is a properly certified and insured FIFA match agent. Relevent says it presented U.S. Soccer with a copy of Stillitano’s insurance policy, and an email from FIFA confirming he is.
>Relevent contends the decision is part of a proxy fight between Relevent and SUM
>SUM is the powerful, and profitable, marketing arm of MLS. But it also is a critical business partner to U.S. Soccer, paying the federation $30 million annually for its commercial rights to most United States national team telecasts, the commercial interests of the Mexican national team within the United States, and is a marketing partner of Conmebol and Concacaf
>In essence, then, Relevent and SUM are the two biggest promoters of soccer games in America, and Relevent is accusing U.S. Soccer — by blocking its game but not any organized by SUM — of putting its thumb on the scale in favor of a partner.
>Critics have raised questions about conflicts of interest between SUM, M.L.S. and U.S. Soccer for years. For example, Don Garber, the commissioner of M.L.S., is also the chief executive of SUM and a member of U.S. Soccer’s board of directors.
>The U.S. Soccer policy manual states that international matches should be sanctioned unless there is “clear and convincing evidence” that they would be “detrimental to the best interest of the sport.” Relevent argues in the lawsuit that U.S. Soccer must be placing “the economic interest of a select group of its members over its statutorily-mandated purpose.”
>It is also far from the only lawsuit U.S. Soccer is facing. Besides the gender discrimination suit involving the women’s national team and a similar case filed by the former goalkeeper Hope Solo, there is also an antitrust suit filed by the North American Soccer League and a trademark dispute with the United States Soccer Federation Foundation. There is also a claim in front of the Court of Arbitration for Sport asking U.S. Soccer to compel MLS to institute a system of promotion and relegation.
>ICC
>hosts handful of friendlies with only a few shown on ESPN
>pays $20m a year
>SUM
>controls MLS, USMNT, USWNT, USOC, Mexico NT broadcasts, CONCACAF+CONMEBOL broadcasts
>only pays $30m a year
oy vey what a lucky bargin for the Don, he's a real maven, always seems to find the cheapest deals, the chutzpah on that guy
USSF is in the right, play your league games in your own damn country
even with CPL running for the 6 months until it folds, most Canadian teams will play most of their games out of the country
Montreal and Vancouver will be CPL teams in ten years or less, I guarantee it
>capital will sacrifice its profits out of nationalistic patriotism
lol @ u
what profits, Toronto and (especially) Montreal have been losing money since they joined MLS, and Vancouver doesn't spend any anyway
>soon
There's no fucking way they'll leave since MLS is single-entity
At best they'll move the teams to the US and get new teams in the CPL but the players will stay with the MLS franchise
>and then Klein said, lets give him an extension and a raise
Too long; definitely did not read
Way to live up to
>tf
>tp
just more
>S.U.M. BAD! söy/rel GOOD
shill posts
Shut up doyle
Better than Doyle or Death shills.
Mad? At Doyle?
>Doyle or Death
why not both
I'm not mad at Doyle, I'm mad at what Doyle represents.
success, power, sexual energy, unstoppable smugness?
>Jozy made some comments after the game Friday night. Met this morning, had a very good meeting.
>He didn't have all the information and now he sees what I was working on we're both in a good place and moving forward, in terms of Giuseppe's role with the club.
>Your son throws a temper tantrum in a public place and you're a little embarrassed, you get him alone, scold him a little bit, but you still love him. I was frustrated he came out as he did, but I love the guy. And once he had the information he felt at ease, was very happy and relieved.
>We're close, we're family; he's so important to the club. I think our relationship may actually become stronger through all this.
"nawh listen 'ere, boy"
Sometimes I wonder how Doyle would react if someone told him he has a love/hate cult on 4chin
based Doyle
>Bill Manning is bald
it's all coming together to make sense now
Probably a bit freaked out. He's not a big name celebrity by any stretch of the word, so finding out that there's a corner of the internet dedicated to his work is probably a bit unsettling.
Best example I can think of is when a Yea Forums found out about booktubers:
imgur.com
he's a clinically diagnosed narcissist and he thinks he's internet cool so he has probably already visited and thinks it's funny and it's not fuck you Matt you bone-rot sickle-cell faggot you pathetic SUMafia shill go back to watching baseball and writing shitty plays
Doyle is just the latest shibboleth for US Sawker, maybe concussion man or lalas are similar in that regard.
When the scene is really small, it is easy to get attention especially when it is your job to push the Garber narrative.
But if that dumb lib got linked here, he'd probably faint. But these threads are some of the tamer (read: boring) ones, so he may be fine.
okay fine, clearly you are all thirsting for some Doyle
/ligamx/ has all the bumps, fat tits and asses you can handle, meanwhile us amerikkkans get stuck with this
i want to cum on matt doyle's bald head, swish around the semen with my fingers and say "now i'm really playing my kids"
Nice, thanks
We have ninja turtlesses
WNBA has a mutli-year deal with CBS
NWSL doesn't even have a commissioner because Garber and Co. are asspained about having to pay for girls to fly business class
Are there always threads trashing MLS on here?
Yeah, except the times when /mls/ gets killed ded by something a million times more popular.
Usually
>that smell
the problem, of course, is that once you screenshot someone's insta story they know and then after you have sent them three hours of harassing DM's they turn their account private and you can't get any more photos
fucking Frankfurt neo-Marxist feminism ruins everything
please remember to report any pro/rel eurocucks to your nearest rectification unit, to protect this community from cancerous programs
>Yea Forums is making fun of us again
kino art direction tho
>EL Tree
I wonder why
She's an azn qt with an actual ass.
they aren't even a real team, have no players, stadium, or customers, have never kicked a ball, and yet the haters are obsessed lmao get off this dick
>lordosis and no tits
lmao
VAMOS EL TREE
have sex kid
Exactly, have sex instead of posting ugly dykegrass lesbians and praying that one of them will notice your white-knighting and shilling of them on a Sri Lankan church bombing forum to give you a bj
lol wow
that's got to be a "this ain't it chief" from me chief
>this ain't it chief
Go back
did it take you almost an hour to make this?
He's right, have sex
Guess that is a sort of OC right?
>I was once fourteen
Reminder you should go back to the shill hangouts if you aren't a Pro/Rel absolutist.
We don't need SUMafia bootlickers here.
kek saved
cringe and unbasedpilled
good morning MLS
reminder that TFC really went and traded Hagglund for Ciman
absolute madmen
Would have been a steal if Chiman was half as good now as he was for Montreal
Autism
he obviously wasn't going to be tho
LOONS
Was he any good for LAFC?
Yeah, I guess. Definitely had declined by then though, and continued to.
>30 post Twitter thread about USSF corruption
>20 retweets from same 20 people
>Doyle posts "uWu my cats such a faggot"
>30.6k retweets
talk shit about doyle's cats to my face motherfucker i dare you
Yeah, because Americans really care about corruption that isn't in a random third world country which they could use to feel better about themselves and for regime change.
>his team doesn't have an autistic brace-scoring CF
baka
rude
>soon
Who tf is this?
>people asking if you're autistic because you don't talk
hahaha, fuck middle school
based
that's the national turtle eligible player Stefan Frei
MLS playoffs, as predicted by ThreeSixtyFive
>EAST
Philadelphia (bye)
Atlanta
Toronto
NY Red Bulls
NYCFC
Columbus
Montreal
>WEST
LAFC (bye)
Kansas City
Seattle
LA Galaxy
Dallas
Houston
Minnesota
>autism in the general vernacular when you were in middle school
underageb&
>Philadelphia (bye)
Absolutely fucking based and DOOP-pilled
>the absolute state of the eastern conference
the bottom three teams are western
Shut the fuck up leastern faggot.
Rodgers got that 2005 DirectTV technology
Autism has been a thing on pop culture since the 90s you fucking Boomer
Shut the fuck up zoomer faggot.
Why are they rating fatlanta that high? How many points do they have again?
CONCACAF grand final thread
Come to shit post with us. Tits for the attention and stuff.
Add NASL as the last one
[spoiler]RIP[/spoiler]
Rip in piss
based João
NISA/NPSL now
It's still taking in last year's team's results
minus one almiron should take them down many spots desu
they literally only make fun of it because they wish meme teams would literally rise from nothing for them like they do for us
>people exist
within this thread
>that honestly view whinealda like a God king
these people if you could call them that would destroy soccer in this country
tin pot cup
do not care until LAFC get to participate
only Zoomers don't like Wynalda because they have been raised on SUM propaganda and only know him from FoxSports, which he legitimately sucked at and never should have done but also no one should work for FoxSports
>gets called a cuck by Alejandro Bedoya
Twellman is the only soccer "personality" that is somewhat likable
Imagine getting btfo in public by Ale Bedoya. I'm amazed he can even show his face anymore.
galatasaray phoenix fucking when
>Twellman is the only soccer "personality" that is somewhat likable
Please stop being new around here, Doyle.
>Twellman is the only soccer "personality" that is somewhat likable
who?
>shorks
How are the wogs? Heard their league might be going the way of the dodo.
similar spot to USSF and MLS interestingly
Wogball chief executive is aiming for big things but fundamentally doesn't understand how to grow the sport (trying to start new 2nd division but also allowing more foreign players)
A-League in huge trouble television wise, but league trying to act as if nothing is wrong
they'll be alright but there is a lack of money in the game at the moment, especially compared to how much has been pumped into Japan, China, and the Arab states recently
2nd Seattle MLS franchise when?
>page 8
MLS Cup will be DC United vs LAFC
And Trump will be there to make sure the Mexicans don't win.
U-13 and already taller than most of mls.
Have you seen the clip of him playing? He's literally the next Michael Bradley [spoiler]and that's a good thing[/spoiler]
mfw Rubbielotions lose to the Impactedcolons tonight.
bump
This nycfc nazi meme just keeps getting better and better every gameday.
The Montreal Impact's flight to Boston only took off two hours ago, due to delays. They play in four hours.
>well look, they have their first closed so that isn't technically a Nazi salute, and antifa aren't the nicest people either
>i declare these paying customers to be menschen, and i thank them for their schekles
>anti-antifa
Is there a difference between fascists and anti-antifas?
Yeah
meant to reply to
life bad
:(
Canada U17s have been listening to a bit too much Doyle for my liking
>but if [TFC] pick up points more often than not, they'll be back in the Audi MLS Cup Playoffs
incredible insight
the fascism part
The double negative?
Who's the Burnley of north america?? I'd assume Real Salt Lake but I don't watch enough MLSoi
>Burnley
Who?
go score more goals NY/Chi
loons?
Anti-antifas are much more cringey
Describe what that means to you
If you're talking about the most English team, D.C. has Rooney, so I guess them
If you're talking about the team with the least amount of foreigners in the lineup, then it'd be the lower end teams. New England, Colorado. TFC has a lot of Americans too, actually
daily reminder that Nazis are allowed at Yankees FC because Yankees FC likes Nazis
Are there any reasons why Austin FC would be my ideal team in Major League Soccer?
Two extra games for Kaku. Could easily have been worse.
They don't have any other pro teams. They do have a huge college football fan base though.
Well, I hate college football.
and are there other good reasons why I should be a fan of Austin FC?
>rooting for canadian teams
Not really
i feel like you would like SKC even tho the name is shit the team itself is based
>a flyover
>based
yeah, no thanks sweetie
t. Garber
lol at living in some crowded, over priced, over rated, cancer air place
how many did Tourettes Man get?
Who's that?
And why would Sporting Kansas City be my ideal team in the MLS?
>losing 3-0 to Montreal without Piatti
ISHYGDDT
do NOT make a new thread until San Jose loses tonight
i guess i'd have to know who you support in costa rica to know the equivalent mls team, actually...
not gonna hit 500 before that game ends.
why do mls fans larp as eurofag divegrass idiots....
you're a complete moron, so you'd fit right in with El Tree's culture
because they don't have enough passion for the game that they can't go larping as copalib faggots.
also because they are mostly white.
Is this shittattle meme ded again
literally who can stop us?
LOONS
Loonposting > Soonposting
hello darkness my old friend
>quakes poppin off against the top ranked team in the league
Peak MLS
>Resv
>shitattle
What went wrong? Was he overhyped by SUMafia shills or what?
Stoop Kid should have gone to Germany when he had the chance
But if he can't even cut it at mls how could you expect him to do better in the bundes?
they'd have taken their time and built him up, starting with the reserve team, then giving him a look at top club level; see Josh Sargent for a blueprint of how to do this properly
instead, he stayed home in his comfort zone, got massively overhyped on the back of one NT friendly vs Mexico, jumped straight into MLS without any extra seasoning at the USL level, had one good season, got hurt, and then absolutely stagnated
>college soccer
Can safely disregard any of those.
inability to regulate blood-glucose on account of being a spoiled little boy
he's, as the experts say, shit
IT'S OVER
NEW ENGLAND ARE FINISHED
>perf
>7 goals in the closing minutes
defense is for suckers, apparently
Is this real
Fanendo Adi is back
LOONS
Dissolve the resv NOW
who fucking cares
MLS games this weekend boys, get your picks in now.
Saturday
>NYCFC vs. OCSC
NYShitty
>Toronto vs Portland
Timburrs
>FC Dallas vs San Jose Earthquakes
Dallass
>Vancouver Whitecaps vs Philly Union
DOOP
>Atlanta vs Colorado Rapids
Fatlanta
>NYRB vs FC Cincinnati
Drinks
>Houston Dynamo vs Columbus Crew
Pooston
>Sporting KC vs New England Resv
Flyover wizards
Sunday
>Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire
limp act
>Minnesota vs DC United
LOONS
>Seattle Sounders vs LAFC
Laffs
>LA Galaxy vs Salt Lake
Fake Salt Lake