/hoc/

baka

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We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.

This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

so... how bout them Bolts

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>WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD

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based FAGucci

youtu.be/kz3lq6HUdGc

LIGHTNING
AND THE BLUNDER
BLUNDER
youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4

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I hope the Coyotes go back to these alternates and just make the normal Kachina jerseys our main ones.

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B A S E D

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he's a bit of a hater desu

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warriors had to ruin it

>and just make the normal Kachina jerseys our main ones
I honestly expect that move in the next few years.
I don't think it could be until the 2021-2022 season at the earliest, because of the NHL's rules around how long you have to use a jersey after it's introduced, but I'd be surprised if it took much longer than that.

I don't know if they'll be quite that bold.

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And BTW when I talk about disrespect, it's not just sour grapes talking. When Ryan Reeves hangs off of Goodie's leg and Goodie gets the penalty, you look at that and say, why is he getting the star treatment? Because Vegas is such a mediocre talent franchise, he is actually promoted as a star there. I had a poster of his dumb ass from the one game I went to.

Expansion teams aren't supposed to get the star treatment for any of their players if they aren't actually stars. They need to pay their dues as the upstart team. It's terribly disrespectful to give them benefits they haven't earned.

he had to have made this before the playoffs even started. there is no fucking way he put it together in the time between Game 3 and now.
quality output as usual though.

is bombston really gonna choke this

>yfw da broons are >shorking

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Based retard Portugal poster

>mfw he was actually right

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for reference, those teams' postseason results:
>made the ALCS (second of three playoff rounds), lost in 6 games
>lost World Series in 6 games
>lost in Finals (last of four rounds) after blowing a 3-1 series lead
>SWEPT in the first of four fucking playoff rounds
>lost Conf. Finals (third of four rounds) in 6
>lost Super Bowl
the Patriots are close, but this Tampa team has now taken the mantle of the biggest chokers in the history of American pro sports.

The >shorkening has been cancelled.

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>STAY SCARED M8

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Scared or Not scared /hoc/?

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>LAFFS

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D E U X
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get at us, Laffs. we're going balls-deep on you in Boston on Friday.

DORITO
MAYBE
LAFFS

>SEAN SINGH FROM BRAMPTON AS INVISIBLE AS WILLIAM NYLANDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>nylander gets the puck
>nylander gives the puck away

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I'm checking out of this game thread yous are all a bunch of whiners. Can still claw this back, stranger shit has happened in playoff hockey.

Stars in 6

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I agree wholeheartedly.

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No point in ripping on Brown here cause it’s downvote central when you do.

Based bruins bully torotostanis.

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There's absolutely nothing more cringe worthy than someone faking hard laughter. It's so transparently not sincere

>muh skill
>muh speed
overrated shit team. the leafs are the least intimidating team in the league.

7 game series there guys and gals!
You usually need a thorough beat down to let you know you're in a series. Bruins got theirs in Game 1. We get ours tonight.
Hopefully, this is a wakeup call not just to the boys in blue but the guy behind the bench who is being outcoached, outmatched and out-adjusted.

imagine having some swede hold out and your GM actually go, in person, to beg for him to sign. and then he performs like ass

>LAFFS

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oh boy i cant wait to watch calgary choke later tonight again.

Laffs vs Broons is legitimately the only entertaining first round series entirely on merit and not for meme reasons

Ennis / Moore / Brown are all significantly smaller than Matthews and play more physical than he ever has. I’m so sick of him feather dusting his stick around man. He’s a huge person, he needs to use that to his advantage. Why is he such a bitch?

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Leafs were the better team. Puck went in our net, didnt go in theirs. On to game 5, I think we will take it

This series is going to 7 for sure

>”Just sign here to let Kapanen and Johnsson walk”

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The difference in this game is coaching. Babcock refuses to make any adjustment at all. Cassidy makes one minor adjustment and gets 3 goals out of his top 3. Babcock? Let’s keep rolling Matthews with Kapanen who can’t do anything right now. And Nylander with Brown who can’t score on open nets.

So tired of his nonsense.

based \

Man, I feel like the Leafs are the least intimidating team with a pulled goalie. I'm holding my breath with every second when other teams pull their goalie. When the Leafs pull their goalie I feel like there's hardly ever a threat. How many times have we even scored with the extra attacker? I remember 1 from this season.

>Thank you for an amazing regular season
These people are as plastic as it gets. They're the type who thinks particpation trophies are things

That game almost gave me a fucking heart attack.

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If you think about it this is the Leafs best chance to contend for the next decade. They’re about to lose Kapanen, AJ and Gardiner for sure. Possibly Hainsey. Marner is about to cap fuck them and they have no real prospects outside of Sandin and Liljegren.

This is their only chance to make some noise but can they even get past round 1 lmao

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I'm not gonna lie, what has the Marner / Tavares line done offensively 5 on 5? Hyman has been the best player on that line again for 2 out of the 4 games. They need to do more.

can I get some dabs for the VGK Golden Knights?

>laffs

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i hate the leafs and am so happy we beat you

Based sunbelt team ruining everyone's bracket.

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Torn between rooting for >you guys and rooting against >you just to fuck with you for old times' sake.

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johnsson has actually been a monster for the laffs

Well ladies and gentlemen, Jim Hughson is probably finishing up playing a little five on one to his framed picture of noted leaf killer David Pasternak while muttering "mmmmmm yeah, you've struggled so far, haven't you? but there's still time, isn't there? Oh yeah, mmmmm, there's still time." but there won't be much time left after tonight because we're about 45 minutes from puck drop, >4 hours from a 3-1 series lead and 13 wins from the cup. Fuck Jim Hughson; fuck David Pasternak; fuck Jake Debrusk; and fuck the bruin. Go Leafs Go.

Doesn't feel too good, does it, Predditorfags

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This post sounds oddly familiar...oh right, typical Laff delusion present every year they manage to make the first round of the playoffs, only to lose and pretend like everyone should still be scared. Well, you guys fucked your cap by adding overrated shit, and now your window is looking grim.

>what has the Marner / Tavares line done offensively 5 on 5?
Not much offensively but Tavares has been beating the Burgerman on the dot, so that's something. And their back check has seemed good.

It's redditposting, you dolt.

unironically based

>Bruins/Leafs graphic is blue and dark blue
>just looks like the bar is filling up to 7

>plays his draft year in the softest mens league
The writing was on the wall early.

EVERYONE PICK ONE
>blots
>laffs

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post yfw marner gets offer sheeted

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vanpooper fans are as retarded as they are seething

Who's in net for the Redditors?

based bombstonian shitposting irl

see, I like to call them the "Tampa Bay Frightening" cuz of how frightening it must be to be a fan of that team

unironically >blots
at least their failures are spicy, laffs are just disappointing

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>10m in cap space
>4 first rounders
idgaf

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Sucks to be colorblind

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rinne

the Finnish retard

It's redditposting, you dolt.

I will ALWAYS stand by the LEAFS

I think it is just cope. That fan just felt the inevitable before the game 4 even started. I can't imagine anyone would actually feel thankful for the 'amazing regular season'.

i pick
>pongs

goodbye predditors, enjoy your anime

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i pick
>rags

2bh I've agreed with that point for a while but just never said anything.
Boston's background / fill-in color should probably just be yellow.

i pick
>shorks

Posted my rough copy of the Gordie Howe colourization i was working on yesterday, did some more research and changed a couple things in the picture. Here is the final version for you guys, hope you like it.

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why in the fuck are the bruins not yellow. you have 6 shades of blue on the chart.

For me, it's gotta be the Vegas Golden Knights of Las Vegas, Nevada. I love hockey now! :D

>watching anime
Absolutely seething.

Love how mad Hughson makes Laffs fans to be hon

but you can still distinguish between the jests/blues?

actually kind of based

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jesus fucking christ teams lose sometimes. this is beyond memeing at this point these people are mentally sick.

i appreciate your efforts and it looks amazing, lad.

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ref's armband is too dark

>so upset he has to go watch anime

honestly lad i dont think these people are that mentally deranged rather like major news stories for instance, people have to make it somehow about themselves and blow out of proportion their emotional investment on shit that they're probably going to forget about come next week

great job, user

the blues blue is light enough to make it more distinct but its still kind of shit

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this cheeky bastard gets away with it every year

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unironically based. well done, lad.

Seems a little saturated but that's a minor issue

Actually now that penguins are out without winning a single game...
They weren't for the pens but now that they're gone

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looks great. look at that straight blade. damn.

Just for tomorrow. The sting will go away Friday. Fuckin Boston. Fuck chara fuck Marchand fuck pastrnak. Fuck everyone on that Fucking team. We will come out victorious. We have to. We deserve it. Boston deserves to go home. Fuck do I hate the bruins. So fucking bad. Sorry. Venting.

>that flag
>that post

i spent over 9000 minutes creating a great edit of this photo in MS paint years ago and i lost it :( it got posted around a bunch too and made for some great laughs and jovial banter

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To be fair, there's more contrast in the brightness between Winnipeg's navy and St. Louis's blue than there is between Toronto's navy and Boston's black.

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mining leafs reddit.

/hoc/ give me your best front line if you had to start seattle's expansion draft right NOW

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if you aren't a bruins, habs, wings, hawks, canes, jets, flames, yotes, rags, flyers, pens, blues, or kings fan you are a redditor

Gordie was ambidextrous and could switch between left and right handed shots on the fly, i'd kill for that ability

small brains reddit post but big brains ironically reply to reddit posts earnestly

only original six teams have fans that arent redditors
habs, leafs, bruins, wings, chicago, san jose

Comeback time for the sharks

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Merci, bracket-ami.

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mcdavid, bergeron, mackinnon

hedman, karlsson

rinne

yotes are the most reddit team

pretty much all those teams are reddit

Iginla Sakic Kariya

based n redpilled

Galaxy brains post /hoc/posts directly to redd*t just to kick over the anthill and see how they'll react.

>Stone nominated for Cell Key

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all american teams are r*ddit. except buffalo maybe.

haha, yeah....

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lmao

the nhl is reddit: the league thanks to Gary m8

Avs flames thread?

Based analysis

red wings should be in the playoffs now the canes

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Going to bed early. Maybe game 5 will be better

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for me? its tanking years and missing the ploffs for a few years to thin the herd\

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Avs game starting

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based wingsbois

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lol how are the flyers or the bruins reddit
redditors like them but arizona is not reddit. san jose, vancouver, toronto, nashville, tampa bay are all very reddit

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would love to see her red carpet, lad

Aren't you worried about relocation?

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imagine the sweat that collects in her collar bone pockets

>finnish goaltending

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NHL = reddit
Liiga = 4channel

>Haha yeah I like that old timey hockey, don't wake the bear! XD
Bruins are impossibly reddit.

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San Jose are the good guys.

me2 lad
I prefer not to

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no considering how much the wings organization itself has brought to the city of detroit. if the lions wont ever relocate, then i wouldnt expect the only team that can actually win sometimes to leave either.

Thank you lads, i appreciate it. Doing this photo makes me want to get into hockey again, i stopped pretty early as a kid and never even played real hockey only street hockey which makes me feel pretty uncanadian. Is it too late to learn to play hockey on the ice at 23? I obviously know how to skate but never skated and played before. Where would i even play, all the open beer leagues or guys that get ice time just play with buddies probably would not want anything to do with me.

The refs band in the original just looks too dark to have been orange so i just made it red and it's dark because hes under exposed in this photo do to the mega flash the photographer used to take this photo. That is also why it is a bit more saturated i wanted to give it that kind of look due to the flash but it's also a problem i have when i finish these i blow them up a bit too much.

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Retards not welcome in /hoc/, maybe /cric/ is more your speed

>another neck and clavicle lad
I knew I wasn't alone

the bruins arent reddit at all because redditors hate them. you cant have one of the scumbag teams like philly or boston be reddit. reddit teams are the shitty ones that tell everyone their roster is so scary and theyre so dangerous and everyone's a bro.

coming to the realization that every team is reddit and i dont know what to do

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Do >we have a chance to go all the way?

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it's like a reservoir

Let's go nights! :D

Based Cassie time

lol thats just so false. boston is boomerville, the city

you can do that cute reddit meme with any team watch

>JT is coming home GO LEAFS GO XD
>vive le blanc et rouge cest le but XD
>some of that western canada hockey eh? GO NUCKS GO LUUU XD!

an oasis if you ask me

What happened to Brodie? 2 years ago he was tearing up with Giordano and now hes a 5th dman

bing bang boom

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big yes bobrosky is a god

This is outstanding, you should sincerely post more if you make them

i also dont think that is a referee. i think hes a linesman with a black armband, maybe for some commemoration or something, like how they have that 'mick' patch right now. im pretty sure back in the o6 era they used the 3 official system, with only 1 referee who stayed up with the play. they didnt have a trailing 2nd referee back then.

honestly soiboi posting on Yea Forums and /hoc/ makes me want to start heeming any male who wears glasses

>Being a coilers fan makes me reddit
fuck, just cant win with this team

has anyone actually tried that onions drink? i considered getting the coffee ones since i don't have time to eat a breakfast at work

my ex always drank this stuff and it wasn't terrible in coffee but id rather have coffeemate instead of cutting my dick off

oh no no no no

it's banned in canada thankfully

Only teams that could stop teds in the East now are the broons and craps desu

>92153232
>has never been in a fight
lad, drink your silk milk

Hey fellas any thoughts on the long term outlook for my kings?
To be honest, we got a brilliant tactician for a coach now and a bunch of underrated prospects in the pipe.
I think we may surprise a lot of people in the next few years.

lmaoing @ your terrible eyes right now, lad.

As a >shorks fan, I think he'll shape >you guys up long term.

it's coffee flavored meal replacement, contains caffeine

hopefully its a long era of irrelevance

just eat a meal replacement bar, no need to drink that onions shit

My team: baste
Your team: Reddit

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Exceedingly grim

oh shit, guess you’re a fag lololol

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i normally just eat one of these for breakfast, what do you mean by real replacement bar?

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stop

>92153308
>implying
meet me outside lad

why isnt subban doing anything???

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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oh nein nein nein

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>not having oats for brekky
LITERALLY ROFLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AT YOU LADS

Wonder if Patrick Burgerman is going to win another Selke.
Would be surprising considering he was injured for part of the year.. but his stats were pretty good.

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not sure why anyone would pay $10 a box for this crap when you can make 100 of your own for like a dollar

wee

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>work shift starts at 5 am
>spending my last few minutes that i could be sleeping boiling oats
are you a horse or what

>rags

This Flames / Avs gamethread is more dead than Tampa's postseason.

Thanks, i want to make more just hard to find some really good photos to work on and ones that are good quality. The Gordie Howe one was a bit small but i just liked it a lot so i worked with it.

This would make more sense, the game took place on Jan 9th 1960. I will change it to just be black then as it does look like it would be black anyways.

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nay

Is there any doubt now that >we are going to dispose of the Laffs again?

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Oh sthu it is healthy for you.
I drink about 5 bottles a day. No joke.
I save the coupons up. Have about 800 so far...

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because its gluten and gmo free, duh.

Stop what?

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>YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOCKEY
>AND I NEVER SAW SOMEONE SAY THAT BEFORE
>YOU HELD MY HAND AND WE WALKED HOME THE LONG WAY
>YOU WERE LOOSENING MY GRIP ON BOBBY ORR

Boyckucks drive rattles around in front - marchand to bergeron the drive save rebound is loose seguin kicks it loose ... BERGERON SCOOOORES!!!

PATRICE BERGERON!!! WITH THE POINT OF THE DAGGER AT THEIR THROATS THE BRUINS RIP IT OUT OF TORONTO'S HANDS AND KILL THE BEAST!!

hope so bud

Sick 'em, dab on these haters.

Shorks4daLee

What part of Ted are you guys from?
Penis here

yes, albeit not as much as before

Either Stone, Barkov, O'Rielly are winning it

ducks arent reddit. reddit hates the ducks

who is ted

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Sounds like a faggot with his priorities out of order

refs definitely had the orange armband in the 60's.

thirdstringgoalie.blogspot.com/2014/12/the-history-of-nhl-referees-jerseys.html

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yes i would like one large sofa chair with extra chair please

you pay to not make them yourself.

Oh god. Everyone went fucking nuts after that.

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>this. so much this

yikes

reddit incarnate
yes but the markup is ridiculous is what i'm getting at

posting >my team.

yes but the referee wouldnt be trailing the play like that. this was still during the 3 official system, there wouldnt have been a trailing referee back then.

stop replying to mexican kipper

The patron saint of Ohio hockey. Currently undergoing a renaissance and gathering a number of followers (known as the "Ted Collective") in the wake of Columbus's ongoing redemption arc, which Ted is experiencing as well.

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best crowd in all of sports.

Has Ted Actual been spotted since the beginning of the series? I haven't seen him around.

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honestly thought ted posting would have been a lot more insufferable by now

I don't recall seeing him recently, but he might've just been lost in the sea of Teds.

Ted lifelong here ama

implying it isnt

Thinking about watching Smallville until the third period

Heres the thing: having sex with a woman AT ALL is literally cucking yourself to infinity. Think about it. That slut you're putting your dick in, came from a pussy, and was created from literal cum from her dad. When you fuck that girl, you're essentially putting your dick in the shat out pussy cum from her mom and dad. Isn't that gay and cuck behavior? Her dad cums in her mom, and she shits the girl out, and you're fucking that pile of pussy. Sex is literally cuck behavior because you're taking the shat out table scraps of her dad. It also makes you gay
>tl;dr
Sex makes you gay and a cuck. This is why you must abstain from sex

It's downright whimsical.

can you imagine being a shorks fan

I want the avalanche penalized just so they can kill a penalty

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shit, am I myself just pussy shit from my dads cum

can the avs take a penalty? i want to hear the sound effect.

Don't need to imagine
You people don't understand the suffering

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why does mariya post exactly like kippers?

why don't >you guys just put Thornton in front of the net

This Marner and Matthews commercial is the faggiest thing ever

based retard

It's basically the same series as last year. Laffs desperately tried to make their team tougher at the deadline with Muzzin, but you can tell he's breaking under the pressure of being the only player with balls on the team. Boston in 6 tbqh.

that commercial where the girl pretends shes bustthews makes me cringe so hard i hurt myself

I hope Mariya is as cute as kippers.

You have to fuck the daughter and the mom. You cuck the man and his pussy shit, you take from him everything. Then continue to the grandparents. Doesn’t everyone do this? Or are you all cucks haha

coincidence m8

She's cute though

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Berlin Wall circa 1992 > Jones

Why are you guys even bothering to watch the rest of the playoffs when it's obvious that the Lightning are the greatest hockey team of all time and will sweep every series on their way to the Stanley Cup?

SOON

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Got a link to it?

I wonder how Scotiabank is going to look back at that commercial when El Creaturu de los Arizona drops off the face of the Earth within the next 3 seasons

Topical

>Implying Xheattle would ever allow a name as culturally appropriative and imperialistic as "Totems" in 2019

based coma poster

youtu.be/kDJAyJG3yGM

>not filtering tripfags
>mentioning tripfags
>mentioning 2 tripfags in the same post

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Indian based names are based as fuck

It's going to be Sockeyes because I want it to be.

i can't believe they even have a name as ableist as "sounders" in their city

Seattle Red Savages

linesmen have never had a band.

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Just name them the Thunderbirds, is a way cooler name and I'm sure the WHL team could rebrand

>filtering
you are reddit

Who's mexican kippers?

>apple commercial
That explains why I haven't seen it.

thebeaverton.com/2019/04/alberta-elects-its-first-assistant-trailer-park-supervisor-as-premier/

How bout you fuck off to reddit so you can upboat another post

the beaverton is like the onion. its satire.

is this the most boring day of playoff hockey this postseason?

I'm aware, thought a chuckle would be had

Yeah.

after the double sweep high of yesterday, today is the crash

>white knighting tripfags

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the "female" (male) shorks trip

not a white, but golden knight here

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>needing a safespace

>he can't handle reading posts he doesn't like
make ya seethe, does it?

Yea, I dont get it. Why orbit tripfaggots

Given that its Xheattle I don't think thats the definition they use

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>hates tripfags
>loves ted who is essentially tripfagging
get it together /hoc/

Imagine needing a special name

mariya is kippers confirmed.

>antentionwhores

ha ha I know right who would do that

They could, so long as they also provide reparation money to all the native groups that have totems.

will jones start again tomorrow?

Imagine imagining

which is your favorite fox bot /hoc/

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No they should provide that anyway without using a racist transphobic name like totems

LEAVE TRIP FAGS ALONE

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what's wrong with toems?
confirmed m8

is chara the ugliest player in the league?

DUDE

based retard making the thread better by making it worse

What's even wrong with Totem? It's not like they're calling themselves the Colonial Totem Breakers or something.

Who you got for Selke

>Bergeron takeaways per giveaway: 1.6 with a +/- of 23
>Stone takeaways per giveaway 2.0 with a +/- of +17 (spent most of the season on the worst team)
>O'Reilly takeaways per giveaway 2.8 with a +/- of +22

imagine memeing

>hating tripfags on /hoc/
hello, new friends.

for me, its stamkos

Lmao cindy crysby
Rasmus Dahlin still exists

It marginalizes an oppressed ethnic group by diminishing an important part of their culture or some shit. If Seattle names their hockey team the totems it means no Natives will ever be able to carve them again

Go Avs!

pekka rinne, more like puck goes in eh lmao

Most of the players and fans are white so it's disgusting cultural appropriation
Check your privilege

>calling manly men ugly
He's a beast of a man and shouldn't be handsome. Leave the attractive grading to the Laffs. Matthews is by far the ugliest girly man on that team.

Seattle Wife Beaters

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Juuse Saros? more like you see sorrow

>Matthews is by far the ugliest girly man on that team.
You may not like it, but this is what peak airflow looks like.

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Based retard replying to post he claims is by a retard, thus giving him retard strength from the (You).

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i think 50% is a low estimate, based on what i've seen

chara's stature just looks so fucking frankensteinish

>"domestic violence"

How to spot redit 101

>yfw The Seattle Jerry Baldwins

anyone made a >blots >pongs elimination day supercut image yet?

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how does it marginalize them?

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ha ha bulju
:-DDDD

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NICE THEY PLAYED MY MARIO SOUND EFFECT!!

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excuse me, but the correct file name is daleweise.jpg

>can't use Sharks because no sharks
>can't use Panthers because no cats
>can't use Canucks because actually chinks
>can't use Leafs because actually Laffs
>can't use Canadiens because actually frogs
>can't use Bruins because not bears, or whatever the fuck a bruin is
>can't use Rangers because
>rags
>can't use Penguins because not penguins
>can't use Kings because actually peasants
>can't use Flames because no fire
>can't use Golden Knights because no knights

I would like to continue but this is very tiresome.

gary buys the rights to chief wahoo when

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It goes both ways with their domestic violence. The women are usually more violent than the men.

based retard.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Wild Fan

Because if you take an aspect of their culture and use it as a sports mascot it demeans or marginalizes them or some shit. Unless you're a honky. That's why the Cleveland Indians have a horrifically racist name and logo and the Boston Celtics name and hideous disfigured leprechaun logo is A-OK

me with my dick out for Ted

B I N G B I N G
T
F
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based

>Dale Weise
>in the NHL

If Dahlin didn't have horrific acne he wouldn't be ugly, just another slytherin reject

gary NO

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are you currently living on someone else's land? yes? then shut the fuck up

is calgary truck lad here?

Ugliest player HAS to be a Finn.

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SHINY

Agreed the English need to get the fuck out of England, the Japanese need to get the fuck out of Japan, the Turkish need to get the fuck out of Turkey, etc

what are some culturally appropriate names for seattle? the wonder breads?

Barkov

>land ownership
Found the big nose man.

seattle onions

idk seems more like honoring them.

Seattle Onionss

(IF its one user or even two)
I make a motion that he/they get considered for the /hoc/ hall of fame when eligible, for making the elimination day collages every year

Unless you're an Icelander everyone is currently living on someone else's land. I was born here, I'm just as native. the fact that my ancestors came here a couple hundred years ago instead of a couple thousand makes no difference

*Soilents

"Racism" in 2019 is a system of exploiting white guilt to transfer resources to non-whites. Nothing more.

I think we can all agree that >62-24 is now officially the biggest choke in American sports history.

>voting for guys that aren't nominated

Seattle HC. Fits their hipster faggy pseudo-european aesthetic they strive for

its all about finding things to get upset about and then doing nothing but complaining.
simple as

>you now remember rocket power

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flames/aves might have the worst officiating of the year Jesus Christ

>ITS UP
youtu.be/wIPXNK5ghgQ

>Aside from being culturally incorrect, native logos can seriously harm indigenous people, according to Stephanie Fryberg, a psychology professor in the University of Washington American Indian Studies program. In one study, she found that American Indian students experienced "depressed state self-esteem and community worth, and fewer achievement-related possible selves" when exposed to images like Chief Wahoo, the Cleveland Indians logo.

>The new NHL team could avoid that outcome easily, Fryberg said, by avoiding images that mock or imitate native people.

>"Let's be attentive to the stereotypes that can cause people to mistreat and dehumanize real contemporary native people. That to me is the most important piece," Fryberg said.

>Patch contacted Oak View Group multiple times about this issue. No one responded, but the story will be updated if we hear back.

>Gong said there are plenty of indigenous artists in the Seattle area capable of helping brand the new NHL team. He recently completed a resdesign of the Highline College Thunderbirds branding.

>If Seattle's new team works with indigenous artists, the new team logo might be the most prominent and authentic piece of Coast Salish art around.

>"Seattle can set the gold standard on how cities and sports teams can align with their local indigenous communities," Gong said.

No its racist.

>spent most of the season on the worst team

almost as if not having puck possession gives you more opportunities to steal the puck

the onions decaf lattes

>hey show more respect to those savages who did nothing but raid and kill people to survive for thousands of years

based tankie

Sounds like Wh*tes to me user.

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YOU CAN'T SAY THAT user, HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE

don’t remember seeing any mexicans on the moon

first (you) I get sends his team to the stan lee cup next year IMMEDIATELY

Thats because Mexicans are oppressed and not given the same opportunity. The US should give the Mexican space program double NASA's funding so it has the same opportunities

so it just needs to be drawn by a native?

eat poop.

respect their beautiful culture please it needs to be preserved

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/hoc/ needs a final solution to the squaw question.

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Is Pekka Rinne too good right now?

Yeah but his +/- should suffer heavily like all his teammates and other guys in teams that low in the standings.

why would he eat the shorks

Yeah. The Canucks logo (aside from being a shitty logo in general) is bad and racist because it wasn't a real injun who drew that retarded somersaulting toothpaste whale

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ROR is actually pretty beast defensively. one of the top faceoff winners in the league. one of the blues top penalty killers and he plays like 20-25 minutes a game. stone doesnt kill penalties for the knights which is something they do consider for the cell key.

>tfw Wild fan

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Ya. It's mainly used by non-whites to grab as much as they can from whites, and many whites fall for the trap and become white guilt fanatics.

youtube.com/watch?v=5ho88VXJTBg

I took 3 huge shits today.

Shoudl I go see a doctor?

Eat less fast food.

i get those day after i eat panda express

Stone does kill penalties for the Knights though? He's on their "2nd unit".

Nah just rub some dirt on your asshole.

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Seattle thundersupersonicbirds desu

No but they'll go with firebirds because they actually trademarked that and they're retarded

didn't the london knights cuck gary though or was it always going to be golden knights

not really. in the 18 games he played for the knights he had less than 8 minutes of shorthanded ice time. remember that the playoffs dont affect these regular season trophies.

nhl.com/stats/player?report=skaterpenaltykill&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20182019&seasonTo=20182019&gameType=2&playerPlayedFor=team.54&filter=gamesPlayed,gte,1&sort=shTimeOnIce

F

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Agreed. He made an immediate impact on the knights with his high IQ passing, but his SH ice time is not his best aspect.

>morple lorfs

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No. There was a rumour that the London Knights had "blocked" the name Golden Knights (as if an amateur club in a different country could do that, they can't) but they actually received zero communication from Vegas about the name. What actually happened was Foley went "Well there's already a club called the 'Knights' so I guess we HAVE to be the GOLDEN Knights :D:D:D"

Still kind of wish they went with the even more retarded "Sand Knights" option

Still doesn't change the fact that he is still killing penalties on the Knights team with the 2nd unit, and the team he spent the most of time this season he was their main penalty killer.

avs have a line besides the mackinnon one?

stream?

youtube.com

Open your mouth, I'll give you a stream
*unzips dick*

yeah right here mate
*pisses on you*

Christ the flames got away with some shit in that period

yes it does. he literally spent 1/4 of the season not killing penalties, compared to bergeron and ROR who never got a break from killing penalties. you are also ignoring the fact that he is a winger and not relied on to win important defensive faceoffs like bergeron/ROR are. mark stone is a good player, im not trying to say he is shit, but he doesnt get relied on defensively like ROR and bergeron do.

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PK or not Stone is a winger and they won't be giving the Cell-key to a non-centre unless every centre collectively forgets where their own zone is

san lose is favored tomorrow

*ahem
*deep inhale
hahahahahajajajajajahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
*wheeeeeze
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahqhahahq
*barely audible wheeeze
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

lel

>Fryberg

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If leafs lose this series, I'll convert to being a Canucks fan.

We don't want you.

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Shall add this to my growing list of promises.

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Fuck youu, nuck shitter. Prepare the welcoming party.

I get that when the DPH wears off

GET IN HERE KIPPERS

whats going to happen when pettergod leads >us to the 2nd round before the shanaplan gets there lmao

F L A M E S

L

A

M

E

S

now watch Smith fall apart and let 3 in

LICK

B I N G
I
N
G

OH NO

>2 - 1 in the 3rd

Finally a proper ploff game. Let's go Aves.

Y I P E E

H U P

H O U P

W A H O O

W A H

B I N G

B I N G

L E T S A G O

O H Y E A H

we dont want you either

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Colorado Avalanche more like Color of Doodoo CRAPALANCHE

haha based

THE

Nice one. Going steal this and post it to rhockey.

>sitting in the dark
>drinking beer
>eating salami slices with a knife
>have to get up for work in five hours
part of me hates the playoffs lads

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>still 10 minutes left in regulation
>71 shots taken
Are they just not playing any defense at all?

youtube.com/watch?v=rn2Y1r8uLZ4

forgot pic

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Hey reddit, my wife's boyfriend and i are both excited for the san jose sharks game tomorrow. Definitely a must win in my opinion

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huomenta

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pook

who is this semen demon

honestly don't want to be killed by a cat that looks that weird
huomenta

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pulling for flames but mike smith honestly looks like the way too old guy dating a way too young girl who shops at hot topic

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really sad to see how /cric/ has fallen on such hard times

fookin paul
youtube.com/watch?v=609YTBQzQyY

>pulling for flames

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@92155215
edmongolians need not reply

>IT WAS 2-0

festering anus

Flames fans seem chill at first but the moment they face they any sort of mild distress they lose their fucking minds. They're insufferable, I've never seen a fanbase in any sport less able to handle banter.

based sebbo nuked em from Yea Forums

WA
HOOOOO

ayyy lmao and a fucking power play too

don't you have more prospects to ruin?

Are the >shorks the worst NHL franchise?

Don't you have more horses to satisfy?

B I N G
I
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G

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Just no

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here's where i make a joke about your mom
it's hilarious
everyone laughs
this game ends
i can finally go to sleep

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Not even close when you have teams like Edmonton and Ottawa

I fucking hate the Ducks and their faggot fans, to be honest, lads.

i know my life aint panned out to be much but i can at least go to bed knowing i didnt implode a 62 win season

>He thinks the Oilels losing triggers me
Yeah that makes me almost as hard as the Flames losing. Now post the Canucks losing to the Bruins and some shit about the Laffs losing in 67 and I'll be able to bust.

Why do so many Burgers jump on the phlegms bandwagon? Is it because Calgary also likes to larp as rugged cowboys?

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ian cole with the game winner cap this post

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Why am I only finding out now that the Canes are in the playoffs? Let’s make it like 2006 and not 2009.

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calgary flames, more like calgary gaymes

It's ok >we hate you too

*since 67

drunk salami poster, you staying for overtime?

salute to our veterans

Looking through that Flames Avs thread its pretty hard to argue the Flames are good guys

steam the national on cbc gem guys

>Why am I only finding out now that the Canes are in the playoffs?
Literally how.

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presumably because you're a filthy anime posting casual

>OT HOCKEY
based

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Edmonton seething is a special brand of seething.

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huomenta, i see that there is still hockey going?

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so where has that kale cuck been all game?

They still blame >us for their collapse

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what does /hoc/ listen to between periods

Let's go flammes

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Neutral east coaster here.
Who the fuck do I root for? I barely feel anything for either team.

>old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/bed517/are_there_any_jewish_nhl_players_who_are/
interesting thread

Flames if you like women
Avs if you're gay

>grubauer

Avs unless the idea of being held in a loving embrace by a tall handsome man in a resistol appeals to you

yes, yes, HOWEVER

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Unless=if

get to work making the new thread, cuck.

No

...

I'm gonna wait so theres multiple /hoc/s at once

After further consideration, I think I'm rooting for Colorado, partly for the Nordiques' sake, and partly to keep the upsets coming and just have everyone's brackets burn.

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